1 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,515 * 2 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,518 So I don't think I can do those things. 3 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,288 I thought the same thing when I first joined CrossFit, 4 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,090 but I bet you'll surprise yourself. 5 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,891 I know you have the stamina. 6 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:28,929 Well, I have a very inspiring coach. 7 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:29,930 Do your best, all right. 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,499 I want this to be our thing. 9 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,201 It's a lot of fun, okay? 10 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,635 - Okay. - Okay. 11 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,174 All right, listen up, class. 12 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,376 Today's workout is IDA. 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,911 - I hate IDA. 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:47,215 IDA is a mean, cold-hearted bitch. 15 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:50,251 IDA will find your weak spots and exploit them. 16 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,820 IDA is 500 sit-ups, 200 burpees, 17 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,722 100 Olympic clean and presses, 18 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,290 then the three timed heats. 19 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,558 Don't worry. 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,327 It sounds worse than it actually is. 21 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:02,130 Now, I'm required by our lawyers to read this statement aloud. 22 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,597 "This is a strenuous workout. 23 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,199 "And we are not scaling in here. 24 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,500 "So if you're 40 or older, 25 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,136 proceed at your own risk." 26 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,509 All right, guys. Spread out. 27 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,645 Burpees. 28 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:32,193 * 29 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,494 She-donism, 30 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,828 the latest soon-to-be best seller 31 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,165 by our very own Annabelle Bancroft. 32 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,866 Annabelle will be doing Andy Cohen tonight 33 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,268 and Hoda and Kathie Lee tomorrow 34 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,002 before heading off on her ten-city book tour. 35 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,904 I just want to say I read the book last night, 36 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,206 loved it. 37 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,640 For those of you who haven't seen the galleys, 38 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,075 the book is about three best friends, 39 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,310 all recently divorced, 40 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,179 who make a slut pact never to remarry. 41 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,247 Marketing has created t-shirts to be given away 42 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,848 at point of purchase 43 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,385 and at the She-donism book launch party tomorrow night. 44 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:58,519 Liza. 45 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,924 I'd like to bring Anton Bjornberg. 46 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,360 He's alone here. His family's in Sweden. 47 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,896 Also, he'd get to see what to expect for his own launch party. 48 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,198 By all means, invite him. 49 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,465 Thank you. 50 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,201 Just don't give him false expectations 51 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,735 about his own book launch. 52 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,104 Not everyone can have champagne in fur-wrapped bottles. 53 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,211 I need you to double confirm the RSVP list 54 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,446 and make sure Anderson Cooper's office knows 55 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:26,880 we will be sending a car for him 56 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,216 and his hot Latin boyfriend. 57 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,883 Done and done. 58 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,819 And Annabelle insists that all the vodka tomorrow night-- 59 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,554 Organic and gluten-free. Got it. 60 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:34,888 Are you limping? What's wrong? 61 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,390 I need you not crippled right now. 62 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,691 I'm sorry. 63 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,026 I took a CrossFit class this morning, 64 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,294 and I think I tore my-- everything. 65 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,363 Liza, when I was your age, I could run a 10K 66 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,897 and rehydrate with White Russians. 67 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,537 Oh, God, help us. 68 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,372 She's smoking in my office. 69 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,744 Sweetie. 70 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,111 Annabelle. 71 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,249 Oh, nobody told me you were here. 72 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,950 I have some concerns about tomorrow night. 73 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,718 I saw the media alert for the party. 74 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,987 And, frankly, I'm not happy. 75 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,257 Annabelle, it's going to be a fantastic event 76 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:12,125 in one of the hottest clubs in the Meatpacking District. 77 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,727 Which would all be just so exciting 78 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,329 if this was 2003. 79 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,266 Why not just go all the way and invite Paris Hilton? 80 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,067 She passed... 81 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,602 because she wasn't invited. 82 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,437 Sweetie, you're phoning it in. 83 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,274 This party should be somewhere interesting, 84 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,676 like in an industrial shipping container 85 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,344 or some skanky club in Brooklyn. 86 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,345 Liza lives in Brooklyn. 87 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,646 - Liza. 88 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,915 My assistant, Liza. She lives in Brooklyn. 89 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,384 Uh, yes, that's right. 90 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,585 I--I live in Williamsburg. 91 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,321 Is that the t 92 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,389 Annabelle Bancroft. 93 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:44,458 It is so nice to meet you, Liza. 94 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,994 Annabelle, may I just say what a fan I am of your work. 95 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,429 I've read all your books. 96 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,798 I loved Mantastic and Goldman Sex. 97 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:54,802 Liza, just what are we gonna do about this party? 98 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,137 I spent the last year like a little mouse 99 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,940 in my little mouse house typing and typing, 100 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,175 and now I just want to have a good time. 101 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,177 Of course. That's what we're here for. 102 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,113 I want this party to be epic. 103 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,316 I want hot men and live peacocks 104 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,117 and young people that no one would ever think 105 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,619 to invite to something like this, 106 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:12,820 because they're under the radar 107 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,455 and much too interesting to bother. 108 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,856 They're on the cusp. 109 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,558 Do you know what I'm saying, Liza? 110 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,159 Um, yes, yes, I do. 111 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,828 You want cusp-ers, 112 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,330 young cusp-ers. 113 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,031 She knows what I'm talking about. 114 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,934 Liza is my secret weapon for all things youth culture. 115 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,736 She's dating a tattoo artist. 116 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,638 Uh, yes, that's true. 117 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,005 He's pretty amazing. 118 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,541 He's invited. 119 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,376 Liza's going to step up and really take charge 120 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:38,211 of making sure this party is fun, young, and hot. 121 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,382 In fact, I'm going to make her run point 122 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,383 for the party tomorrow. 123 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,384 Me? 124 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,718 Oh, wow. 125 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,020 Oh, God, please tell me you're not one of those 126 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,357 earnest millenials who's never had a cigarette 127 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,224 and thinks her parents are heroes. 128 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,361 Nope. Definitely not. 129 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,670 Guess who's just been promoted to point person 130 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:03,737 on the She 131 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:04,838 What? 132 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,239 Diana is giving up control? 133 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,709 Annabelle wants a younger vibe. 134 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,177 Of course she does. 135 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,912 I'm sure she also has some young intern 136 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,046 writing her tweets. 137 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,615 It's really amazing to me 138 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,950 the way this older generation just totally exploits us 139 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,085 to try to seem relevant. 140 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,520 Uh, totally. 141 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,154 We should file a class-action lawsuit 142 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,490 on behalf of exploited youth. 143 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,024 Right? 144 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,293 And then use that money to pay for their Social Security, 145 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,496 which will go totally bankrupt by the time we need it. 146 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,536 Everything okay? 147 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,871 Uh, I--I don't know. 148 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,007 It's my ex... 149 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,109 my exercise instructor. 150 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,477 He's worried about me. 151 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,413 That is so nice of him to check in on you. 152 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:48,015 Yeah, I mean, it was a really strenuous class. 153 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,316 Um, you know what, 154 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,618 why don't you go to lunch without me. 155 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,420 I'm gonna let him know that I'm okay. 156 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,286 Okay. 157 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,973 David. 158 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,041 Liza. 159 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,910 Thanks for coming. 160 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,045 You look great. 161 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,447 - Thank you. - Sit down. 162 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,881 I can only stay for a few minutes. 163 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,049 Yeah. 164 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,452 Can we-- 165 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,353 So she'll have French roast, low-fat milk, 166 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:31,525 toasted scooped bagel and a side of sliced cucumbers. 167 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,460 I forgot. 168 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,327 Hm, just the coffee, please. 169 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,363 Yeah? 170 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,065 All right, what's the emergency, David? 171 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,299 Oh, okay, so, um... 172 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,501 I just have to ask you a favor. 173 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,869 It's not gonna cost you a dime. 174 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,471 What kind of favor? 175 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,706 I just want to sign over the title of The Liza to you. 176 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,140 What 177 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,912 Just so we can keep it safe. 178 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,280 Did you gamble away the boat? 179 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,682 Lo-- 180 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,150 A guy who hasn't fumbled in his entire career 181 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,952 fumbles twice in one game. 182 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,621 How is that even possible? 183 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,055 David, what did I say when I moved out? 184 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,323 I'm not asking for money. 185 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,225 It's just--It-- just some paperwork. 186 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,860 Why don't you ask your girlfriend? 187 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:12,032 She's proving to be less than sympathetic. 188 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:15,368 Does she not know about this? 189 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,705 Liza, I hate asking you this. 190 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,508 I know how difficult I've made things for you. 191 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,576 It's just, this boat means a lot to me. 192 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:26,814 It's the last thing that I have... 193 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,981 from us. 194 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,350 Just--just think about it. 195 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,952 Okay. I'll think about it. 196 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,587 Oh, yeah. I got this. 197 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,588 I got it. 198 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,623 Thank you. 199 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:36,557 Yeah. 200 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,861 Actually, do you have a single? 201 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,535 I can't believe we're practically divorced, 202 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,269 and he's still pulling this crap. 203 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,540 Then I see him, and it's like this old feeling kicks in, 204 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,007 like I want to take care of him. 205 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,944 Well, I, for one, say take the boat, sell it, 206 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,345 and keep the money. 207 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,548 Maggie, that boat is practically worthless. 208 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,015 Half my memories are of the two of us 209 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,283 bailing the damn thing out. 210 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,785 Well, then, why does David want it? 211 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,153 I don't know. 212 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,656 It's like that boat is that one connection he has 213 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,625 with the man he used to be 214 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,393 and I think would like to be again. 215 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,566 Annabelle says she's gonna slit her wrists 216 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,467 if there's any fluorescent lighting at the party, 217 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,570 and she wants to approve all the waiters' head shots. 218 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,304 What a demanding bitch. 219 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,939 Can't wait to see my gift bag. 220 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,007 Uh. Ow. 221 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,008 Are you okay? 222 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,142 Uh, yeah. 223 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,243 I may have ruptured my groin. 224 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,079 It's a small price. 225 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,781 See you later. Okay. Yeah. 226 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:40,854 No, no, I don't need a peahen. I need a peacock. 227 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,790 Cock! 228 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,825 I need at least three of the biggest, 229 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,094 most beautiful cocks you have. 230 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,095 Liza. 231 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,430 Come in my office. 232 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,932 I'm gonna have to call you back, sir. 233 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,470 Liza, I hope you realize the opportunity I'm giving you. 234 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,106 - I do, Diana. - Good. 235 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,442 Because my assistants don't stay assistants very long. 236 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,177 They move up, or they move out. 237 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:07,948 I'm going to be following this party very carefully... 238 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:08,949 on Twitter. 239 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,483 What 240 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,019 I have known Annabelle 241 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,121 since she was writing sex tips for Cosmopolitan 242 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,455 back when I was your age. 243 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,990 - Mm. 244 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,026 She used to be my closest friend. 245 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,493 We were wild. 246 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,362 She was always trying to get us to have a three-way 247 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,463 with Jay McInerney. 248 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,998 What happened? 249 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,467 Well, I got serious about my career, 250 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,502 but for Annabelle, the party never stopped. 251 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,304 I've tried to get her into rehab. 252 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,641 There is only so much you can do for people who need help, 253 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,676 but won't get it. 254 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,845 Well, sometimes people need a second chance. 255 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,180 I don't carry deadweight well 256 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,514 in my personal life 257 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,717 or in my office. 258 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,085 Good luck tonight. 259 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,295 * Hey, hey, hey 260 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,665 * Hey, hey, chicka-choo-cha * 261 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,900 * Ah 262 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,902 * Ah 263 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,904 * Ah 264 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,338 * Ah 265 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,707 Laurent, I'm so sorry. 266 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,041 I don't see your name on the list. 267 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,176 What's the last name? 268 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,478 It's just Laurent. 269 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,614 Never mind... 270 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,683 Hey. 271 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,884 Oh, my gosh. You look amazing. 272 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,118 Thanks. You too. How's it going? 273 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,319 Oh, so far, so good. 274 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,954 I just wish people were tweeting more. 275 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,222 I really need you to post something cool, 276 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,290 like, every five minutes. 277 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,524 Okay, but can I send it as, 278 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,359 like, an email attachment instead? 279 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,695 No. 280 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,529 Uh, just go find a hot girl with a Twitter account. 281 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,364 All right, well, then, she made a list. 282 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,301 Wait a second. Courtney Austin is here? 283 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,403 Yeah, she's, like, the Martha Stewart of beauty blogs. 284 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,605 Oh, yeah, I've had a thing for that woman for years. 285 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,873 I mean, like, seriously, 286 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,942 vivid dreams-- absolutely filthy. 287 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,244 And I hear she's finally single. 288 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,346 - Excuse me. - Okay. 289 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,881 - Lauren, hey. - Hey. 290 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,117 You told me to bring people. I brought my whole list. 291 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,485 So you don't have to worry about your list. 292 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,056 Trust me. My list is much better. 293 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,725 Oh, my God. You got peacocks. 294 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,226 That is so awesome. 295 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,560 Yeah, and make sure to tweet about it 296 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,729 and tag your friends, 297 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,396 hashtag #She-donism, hashtag #SlutPact. 298 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,798 Relax. They'll tweet. 299 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,266 - Liza. - Annabelle. 300 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,301 Are you having fun? Katie Holmes is here. 301 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,570 I just got the most disturbing text. 302 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,173 Somebody turned away my coke dealer at the door. 303 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,108 Hey, party girl. 304 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,977 Josh! Hi. 305 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,947 Uh, Annabelle, this is Josh. 306 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,048 Annabelle, nice to meet you. 307 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,884 Okay, he is very hot. 308 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,618 And it's my party, 309 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,956 so every hot man here is my property for the night. 310 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,657 Come on, Josh. 311 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,293 Let's get those tats a drink. 312 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,797 Oh, is that a dolphin? 313 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,834 And where is that naughty little dolphin diving to? 314 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,405 Hello, Flipper. 315 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,781 Hey, Courtney. Hi. 316 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,548 - Maggie. - I heard you were here. 317 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,683 What a surprise. 318 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,684 Wow, you look beautiful. 319 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,786 Thank you. 320 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,587 I'm so sorry about you and Susie. 321 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,790 You guys were together for so long. 322 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,957 Five years. 323 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,425 But it's all for the better, really. 324 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,794 We wanted different things. 325 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,095 Mm. 326 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,898 So does this mean I can finally ask you out on a date? 327 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,332 Maggie, I would love that. 328 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:16,469 But, first, I really need to find a bathroom. 329 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,471 Oh, wow. You're pregnant. 330 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,807 Oh, I thought you knew-- 331 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,108 with twins! 332 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,275 Oh. 333 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,011 Don't move. 334 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,445 * I want you 335 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,647 * I want to be with you 336 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,820 So will I have a book party like this? 337 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,221 Mm. 338 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,923 Would you like a book party like this? 339 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,624 Absolutely not. 340 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,430 You look beautiful tonight. 341 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,333 Anton, I hope that you didn't sign with me 342 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,835 for the wrong reasons. 343 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,602 Do you really believe that I would put my book 344 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,205 in the hands of anyone other than an extraordinary editor? 345 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,907 I would hope not. 346 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,909 But you cannot deny that there is an attraction. 347 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,312 No. 348 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,281 I just... 349 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,318 don't want us becoming confused about what's really important. 350 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:09,389 I believe it was Fitzgerald who said that, 351 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,758 "The test of a first-rate intelligence 352 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,394 "is the ability to hold two opposed ideas 353 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,562 in mind at the same time." 354 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,330 I think it's highly possible 355 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,868 that F. Scott Fitzgerald was drunk 356 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,869 when he said that. 357 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,878 I wanted to say from the bottom of my heart, 358 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,280 thank you, all, so much for coming tonight. 359 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,116 She-donism is more than a book. 360 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,885 It's a bible. 361 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,887 There's only one commandment: 362 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,021 Close your hearts, 363 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,256 and open your legs for everything 364 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,925 life has to offer! 365 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,293 Ha ha, Annabelle. 366 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,529 Oh, your unique sense of humor is what is sure 367 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,530 to make She-donism 368 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,765 your next best seller. 369 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,936 Oh, my God. I see my dealer. 370 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,905 Laurent! 371 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,909 Oh, my God. 372 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,076 Oh, my God. 373 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,177 Are you okay? 374 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,178 Yeah, I'm good. 375 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,646 Okay, hi, Laurent-- 376 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,481 All right, okay, yeah. It's still glass. 377 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,117 Go around. It's okay. 378 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,318 It's okay. 379 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,485 Don't tweet that. 380 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,087 What? 381 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,623 * I want to get the party started * 382 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,425 * Let me see you shake it, shake it * 383 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,233 Maggie, have you seen Annabelle? 384 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,468 No, but I did find Courtney. 385 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,569 She's nine months pregnant. 386 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,938 She wants me to take her home 387 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,005 so we can bang each other's brains out. 388 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,806 Apparently, double the hormones, 389 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,807 double the horny. 390 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,043 Wow. Good for her. 391 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,677 All I cared about in my last trimester 392 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,212 was fried chicken and my doughnut pillow. 393 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,847 Listen, can you stay at Josh's tonight? 394 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,415 Sure. Are you gonna go for it? 395 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,851 Why not? You know, sometimes life gives you what you ask for. 396 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,720 But just--it's just not the way you pictured it. 397 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,190 Besides, her tits are huge now. 398 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,092 Oh, all right. 399 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,093 Did you see this? 400 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,228 Annabelle is a Vine. 401 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,966 Oh, my God. 402 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,868 You can't buy this kind of publicity. 403 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,971 Believe me. I have tried. 404 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,305 Oh, mop and bucket-- I got to go. 405 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,240 That's got Annabelle written all over it. 406 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,178 Stay. 407 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,112 Okay. 408 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,516 Oh, God. Oh, God. 409 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,617 Oh... 410 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,252 Diana? 411 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,354 I saw everything on Twitter. This party is a disaster. 412 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,190 No, no, it's not a disaster. 413 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,593 We have thousands of retweets, and we're a Vine-- 414 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,895 a trending Vine. 415 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,797 You're welcome. 416 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,865 Let's just get her out of here before she kills herself. 417 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,303 Is that Diana? Dirty Diana. 418 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,507 Oh, let's go to Club Shelter and dance in a cage. 419 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,541 Shut up. I'm taking you home. 420 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,776 You used to be fun. 421 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,114 I still love you, Grandma. 422 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,917 Oh, okay, let's get her out the back door quietly. 423 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,485 You're a really good friend. 424 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,454 No, a good friend would stop bailing her out 425 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,788 and let her hit rock bottom. 426 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,590 This is professional. She is my author. 427 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,059 Now let's get her out of here 428 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,593 while she still has her underwear on. 429 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,729 Hoist. Oh, God. 430 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,597 I still have my underwear on? 431 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,267 This was a terrible party. 432 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,538 Liza, why did so many Amish move to Williamsburg? 433 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,706 They're not Amish. They're Hasidic. 434 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,874 But they're all wearing Prada. 435 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,176 How do they afford it? 436 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,045 What do they all do for a living? 437 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,812 They're not wearing Prada. That's just how they dress. 438 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,114 Get her in the car 439 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,915 before she chokes on her hair extensions. 440 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,052 I ordered a white Town car with beige interior. 441 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,819 All right, let's get you buckled up for safety. 442 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,255 Be careful with your hands, sweetie. 443 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,057 They're a dead giveaway. 444 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,595 This is your purse. 445 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,098 When you throw up, you throw up straight into it. 446 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,839 Miss Winehouse left her shoes-- 447 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,141 Oh, that's all right. 448 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,709 I'll bring them to her doorman later. 449 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,978 - Okay. - Okay. 450 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,513 Club Shelter, please. 451 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,216 - No. - Whoo! 452 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,552 * Oh 453 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,425 Huh. 454 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,360 I haven't been off my feet for the last 17 hours. 455 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,130 It was fun visiting you at work, though. 456 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,864 You are such a good sport. 457 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,301 It was very entertaining. 458 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,768 Make it stop. 459 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,869 I can't see it. 460 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,138 It's awful. 461 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,773 You know, I figured out what her problem is. 462 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,908 What's that? 463 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,010 That she won't act her age. 464 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,912 I mean, she's clearly in her 40s. 465 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,115 She acts like she's in her 20s. 466 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:32,119 I mean, why would people do that? 467 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:36,323 I think some women feel a little... 468 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,024 I don't know-- lost 469 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,493 when they turn 40. 470 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,563 You know, there's a lot of pressure to be young. 471 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,367 I wonder what we're gonna be like in our 40s. 472 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,503 I think I'm gonna be a lot like I am now. 473 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,239 Me too. 474 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,241 Ow. CrossFit. 475 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,875 The more you do it, the less it hurts. 476 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,177 Sure. 477 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,561 Did you see? 478 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:18,231 Finally fixed the bimini top. 479 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,967 I can't take the title, David. 480 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,335 Sure you can. 481 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,970 And you can use the boat whenever you want. 482 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,038 They still do fireworks out here on the Fourth. 483 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,074 No, I can't keep bailing you out. 484 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,576 It isn't helping you. 485 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,943 If I'd stopped a long time ago, 486 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,912 maybe things wouldn't have gotten this bad. 487 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,247 Things aren't that bad. 488 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,748 I just hit a rough spot. That's all. 489 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,317 I'm gonna turn it around. You'll see. 490 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,320 I'm not gonna take the boat, David. 491 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,554 But I'll lose her. 492 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,491 I know. 493 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,092 Wow. 494 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,596 It's like you turned into this completely different person. 495 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,802 Maybe I have. 496 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:56,736 Good luck, David. 497 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,251 - Hey. - Hey. 498 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,321 Did you get the tablet art for the Happy Vegan Cookbook? 499 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,755 Uh, yeah, I'll forward it to you. 500 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,056 Thanks. 501 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,827 So are we just not gonna talk about Bjornberg? 502 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,730 I saw you guys last night at the party. 503 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,232 Oh. 504 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,367 And Diana almost saw you too. 505 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,536 Yikes. All right. 506 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,703 I will be more discreet. 507 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,439 I don't think it's discretion 508 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,773 that's the issue. 509 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,343 I don't think I need a lecture right now. 510 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,312 Kelsey, I'm only saying this because I care about you. 511 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,480 And you're too smart to be known 512 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,615 as the editor who sleeps with her author. 513 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,717 Okay, Liza, I know that you care. 514 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,519 But I know what I'm doing. 515 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,622 And you're not my mother. 516 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,924 You know what, you're right. 517 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:52,992 I'm sorry. 518 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,728 I am so totally not your mother. 519 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,932 * Ooh, ooh 520 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,000 * Ooh, ooh 521 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,835 Caitlin, hey. 522 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,472 I can't believe it's been a week since I last talked to you. 523 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,806 I heard Dad had to get rid of the boat. 524 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,008 Uh, yeah, I heard about that. 525 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,143 Sucks. First the house, now the boat. 526 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,179 It's like everything's going away. 527 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,814 Well, I'm not going away 528 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,215 ever. 529 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,317 You hear me? 530 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,819 Yeah. 531 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,654 All right, so tell me what's going on with you. 532 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,656 You said you got invited to a Hindu wedding? 533 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,725 Yeah, do you want the short version 534 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,660 or the long version? 535 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,228 The long version. 536 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,897 And start from the beginning. 537 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,000 Mom, it was so beautiful and over-the-top. 538 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,503 The whole village was there-- like, 500 people.