1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:02,572 [funky music] 2 00:00:02,597 --> 00:00:06,242 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:08,128 --> 00:00:10,929 Babe, are you okay? Your hand is, like, sweating. 4 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:12,678 I'm excited. I never thought 5 00:00:12,703 --> 00:00:14,551 I'd get to go to a "Paris Review" party. 6 00:00:14,576 --> 00:00:15,734 Oh, it's not that big a deal. 7 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:16,741 It is. 8 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,111 They discovered Kerouac and Philip Roth. 9 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:21,668 And now they're discovering Colin McNichol. 10 00:00:21,693 --> 00:00:22,653 - Yeah! - No, they're publishing 11 00:00:22,678 --> 00:00:25,097 my short story. You discovered me. 12 00:00:25,122 --> 00:00:26,543 I've submitted to them for years, 13 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,288 and they rejected me every single time. 14 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:30,337 Okay, but now that you've sold a book for a million dollars, 15 00:00:30,362 --> 00:00:33,732 - now they want you, huh? - Uh, 1.2 million, okay? 16 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:34,843 - Okay. - But let's not talk money. 17 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,138 These people are intellectuals. 18 00:00:36,163 --> 00:00:37,218 She means snobs. 19 00:00:37,243 --> 00:00:39,899 I mean the top literary minds in the country, 20 00:00:39,924 --> 00:00:41,481 and they're all here to see you. 21 00:00:41,506 --> 00:00:43,561 Great, now my hands are sweaty. 22 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,890 Ha ha! 23 00:00:44,915 --> 00:00:48,425 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,180 Kelsey, hey. I'd like to introduce you to my editor. 25 00:00:52,205 --> 00:00:53,559 - [laughs] - This is... 26 00:00:53,584 --> 00:00:55,487 - Kelsey! - Pip-squeak! 27 00:00:55,512 --> 00:00:56,777 Mwah. Hi. 28 00:00:56,801 --> 00:00:58,148 Everybody knows everybody at this party. 29 00:00:58,173 --> 00:00:59,766 We interned together, but then this one 30 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,480 got her own imprint and left us all in the dust. 31 00:01:01,505 --> 00:01:02,971 Okay, all right, well, you're the one 32 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,045 with the hottest property in town right now. 33 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:06,518 Mm. We're both right. 34 00:01:06,698 --> 00:01:08,297 That photographer wants us. 35 00:01:08,322 --> 00:01:09,588 Let's get lunch on the books soon. 36 00:01:09,614 --> 00:01:11,206 - I'd love to. - Back into the fray. 37 00:01:11,231 --> 00:01:13,464 - Oh, you don't... come here. - Okay, okay. 38 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:16,461 [hip-hop music] 39 00:01:16,486 --> 00:01:17,537 - Hey, guys. - Yeah. 40 00:01:17,562 --> 00:01:19,681 - There you are. - Oh. Hey, sorry. 41 00:01:19,706 --> 00:01:21,752 - All this, it's a lot. - Mm. 42 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,025 Well, you should get used to it. 43 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,349 This is your life now. 44 00:01:24,374 --> 00:01:25,555 You should think about getting a tux. 45 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,429 - For what? - The PEN Awards, 46 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,696 the National Book Award, the Met Gala. 47 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:30,764 Yeah, you might need two tuxes. 48 00:01:30,789 --> 00:01:32,940 Okay, okay, okay, enough. Stop. 49 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:34,382 Josh, what was the last tattoo you did? 50 00:01:34,407 --> 00:01:36,085 Ugh. You wanna show him? 51 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,977 Uh, I'm gonna keep my underwear on 52 00:01:38,002 --> 00:01:39,519 at the Paris Review party, thank you. 53 00:01:39,544 --> 00:01:41,411 - [laughter] - You got a tattoo? 54 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:42,984 Yeah. Why not? 55 00:01:43,009 --> 00:01:44,756 Because they're really hard to get rid of. 56 00:01:44,781 --> 00:01:46,375 Well, maybe I don't want to get rid of this one. 57 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,856 Congratulations, Colin! 58 00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:53,488 Buy something stupid yet with your $2 million advance? 59 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,096 It wasn't $2 million, bud. 60 00:01:55,121 --> 00:01:57,183 You poor bastard. 61 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,685 You can handle 1.2 mil, though, right? 62 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:01,801 All right, bro, why don't you take about 30 steps back? 63 00:02:01,826 --> 00:02:04,258 Random House isn't buying any more fiction this year 64 00:02:04,283 --> 00:02:07,371 because they spent all their money on you. 65 00:02:07,396 --> 00:02:09,566 Have a good night, bud. 66 00:02:10,025 --> 00:02:11,402 You dumbass! 67 00:02:11,427 --> 00:02:12,821 - [gasps] Oh, my God! - [screams] 68 00:02:12,846 --> 00:02:16,295 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, Chris! 69 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,878 [techno music] 70 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:21,910 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 71 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:24,413 I haven't been in a fight since junior high. 72 00:02:24,438 --> 00:02:26,294 [both laughing] It was kind of fun. 73 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,218 Well, that was hardly a fight. I weigh more than that wimp. 74 00:02:28,243 --> 00:02:30,077 - What? - Oh, don't! Don't! 75 00:02:30,102 --> 00:02:33,481 - [screams] - [both laughing] 76 00:02:34,642 --> 00:02:37,466 Things are good, right? 77 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,197 - Yeah. - Yeah. 78 00:02:40,222 --> 00:02:41,422 Things are good. 79 00:02:41,447 --> 00:02:43,179 [inhales sharply] 80 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:46,794 You know, I don't think I've said this enough 81 00:02:46,819 --> 00:02:50,042 since we've been back together, but... 82 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:52,817 I love you. 83 00:02:52,842 --> 00:02:55,521 [Charming Liars' "Soul"] 84 00:02:55,546 --> 00:02:57,290 ♪ ♪ 85 00:02:58,023 --> 00:03:00,898 [whispering] Like, I really love you. 86 00:03:00,923 --> 00:03:03,657 ♪ You see the world through a chewed up pen cap ♪ 87 00:03:03,682 --> 00:03:05,268 I love you too. 88 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:06,845 ♪ Capturing life ♪ 89 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,595 ♪ 'Cause it's never gonna come back ♪ 90 00:03:09,628 --> 00:03:14,595 ♪ If you were to die today and I could say one thing ♪ 91 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:17,964 ♪ You've got so-o-o-oul ♪ 92 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,654 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 93 00:03:19,679 --> 00:03:22,660 ♪ Yeah, all with me say that ♪ 94 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:23,818 ♪ You gotta... ♪ 95 00:03:23,843 --> 00:03:26,049 ♪ You gotta slide through the fire ♪ 96 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,752 - Uh, good morning. - Morning. 97 00:03:27,777 --> 00:03:29,911 You missed Soul Cycle again. 98 00:03:29,936 --> 00:03:31,581 Yeah, but I got a workout. 99 00:03:31,606 --> 00:03:33,815 You know what, sex doesn't burn that many cal... 100 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,253 - 300 calories? - Bam. 101 00:03:36,278 --> 00:03:38,164 - Do you do anything in bed? - What? 102 00:03:38,189 --> 00:03:39,267 [both laughing] 103 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:41,795 She's enthusiastic. 104 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,309 Hey, what's that in your hair? 105 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,599 What? 106 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,197 Oh, this little rubber band thingy? 107 00:03:46,223 --> 00:03:47,584 Uh, yeah, where did you get it? 108 00:03:47,609 --> 00:03:49,920 Oh, um, off the bathroom floor. 109 00:03:49,945 --> 00:03:51,328 When? 110 00:03:51,353 --> 00:03:54,372 I-I don't know, like, a couple days ago, a week. 111 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:55,546 - A week? - What's wrong? 112 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:56,884 - That's my UvoRing. - Ew! 113 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:58,600 - Your what? - My birth control. 114 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:00,045 - Wa... - [sighs] 115 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,836 Ri... that's supposed to be up inside of you? 116 00:04:01,861 --> 00:04:02,935 - Yes. - How did it get out? 117 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,105 - I don't know. - So... wait. 118 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:05,956 Maybe it's your enthusiastic sex. 119 00:04:05,981 --> 00:04:07,033 So we haven't had any protection 120 00:04:07,058 --> 00:04:08,598 in, like, a week? 121 00:04:10,425 --> 00:04:12,462 Ooh. 122 00:04:13,309 --> 00:04:15,222 Just give me a hint. 123 00:04:15,247 --> 00:04:18,150 If I told you what was in my secret lemon curd recipe, 124 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,102 it would no longer be mine nor a secret. 125 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,259 Will I see you tonight? 126 00:04:22,284 --> 00:04:24,246 I certainly hope so. 127 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:26,606 I'm having dinner with Jackie Dunn after work, 128 00:04:26,631 --> 00:04:29,987 so if I'm not home, just ask Pavel at the desk to let you in. 129 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:34,237 Mm, if Sergei is working, tell him you're my brother. 130 00:04:34,261 --> 00:04:35,635 He's obsessed with me. 131 00:04:35,661 --> 00:04:37,247 You know, my last client's at 5:00. 132 00:04:37,272 --> 00:04:39,254 Why don't I just hold onto your keys? 133 00:04:40,039 --> 00:04:41,488 Just for the day. 134 00:04:41,513 --> 00:04:43,727 [playful music] 135 00:04:43,962 --> 00:04:46,029 - Uh... - I'll give 'em right back. 136 00:04:46,054 --> 00:04:47,225 [chuckles] 137 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,395 I would. I really would, 138 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:51,563 but the co-op has strict rules. 139 00:04:51,588 --> 00:04:55,180 And I'm running for the board, so how would it look? 140 00:04:55,377 --> 00:04:56,852 Okay. 141 00:04:57,499 --> 00:04:59,133 I'll see you tonight. 142 00:04:59,158 --> 00:05:01,504 ♪ ♪ 143 00:05:03,127 --> 00:05:04,883 Hm. 144 00:05:11,681 --> 00:05:14,553 All right, he got the test. "Leaving drug store now." 145 00:05:14,578 --> 00:05:16,395 Here, just have some tea. 146 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,332 I can't have a baby, Maggie. 147 00:05:18,357 --> 00:05:20,992 Well, the odds are definitely against it. 148 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,264 Right. 149 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,728 But you never know, 150 00:05:23,753 --> 00:05:25,386 Josh may have some really strong swimmers. 151 00:05:25,411 --> 00:05:26,497 Stop! 152 00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:27,854 And it'd be a really cute baby. 153 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:30,230 I can't handle the clock resetting to zero. 154 00:05:30,255 --> 00:05:31,325 I mean, for the first three months, 155 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:32,234 you can't even work. 156 00:05:32,259 --> 00:05:33,624 Remember Caitlin's terrible twos? 157 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:34,950 What about her effing fours? 158 00:05:34,975 --> 00:05:37,251 She used to fill her pull-up and throw it at me. Remember that? 159 00:05:37,276 --> 00:05:39,435 - It was so cute. - No, I'm serious, Maggie. 160 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,432 Oh, come on, everything's gonna be fine, really. 161 00:05:41,459 --> 00:05:42,490 - [door closing] - Hey. 162 00:05:42,515 --> 00:05:43,737 Got it. 163 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,599 A digital pregnancy test? 164 00:05:46,624 --> 00:05:49,358 Yeah, the lady said it was the best one, so. 165 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,850 This says I have to download an app. 166 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:52,007 What, do you, like, pee on your phone? 167 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:54,973 No, you pee on the stick which uses Bluetooth 168 00:05:54,998 --> 00:05:56,798 to send the results to an app on your phone. 169 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,890 - Seriously? - Yeah, but "The app provides" 170 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:01,575 "distractions to reduce stress while waiting," so. 171 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,873 What kind of distractions? 172 00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:06,810 Wait, can people really not wait three minutes without having... 173 00:06:06,835 --> 00:06:09,050 Aw, look, now the puppy's licking the kitty. 174 00:06:09,075 --> 00:06:10,050 Oh, my... 175 00:06:10,075 --> 00:06:11,741 [gasps] 176 00:06:11,766 --> 00:06:13,657 - Oh. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 177 00:06:13,682 --> 00:06:16,318 Oh, my God, could we just view the fricking results already? 178 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,191 [both sighing] 179 00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:18,803 - Go. - Ready? 180 00:06:18,828 --> 00:06:20,284 Okay. 181 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:21,882 - [gasps] - [sighs] 182 00:06:21,907 --> 00:06:24,536 - Okay. - [laughs] Yay. 183 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,391 All right. Yay. 184 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:28,689 - Yay, yay! See? - Yes, mm. Yeah. 185 00:06:28,714 --> 00:06:31,254 Thank God! 186 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:32,745 [laughs] 187 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,513 Could you imagine a toddler running around here? 188 00:06:34,538 --> 00:06:36,657 - Kind of. Diaper duty. - Stop! 189 00:06:36,682 --> 00:06:38,985 Well, I mean... Well, you've done this already. 190 00:06:45,776 --> 00:06:47,644 Really? Now? 191 00:06:47,669 --> 00:06:50,085 I just need you to assure me that you're being safe. 192 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,962 Oh, did you not see the gift-wrapped box of condoms 193 00:06:52,987 --> 00:06:54,304 that Maggie gave me? 194 00:06:54,329 --> 00:06:56,463 You're so welcome, honey. You want some more? 195 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:59,109 Maggie. Unless you do? You can tell me. 196 00:06:59,134 --> 00:07:01,864 Mom, I'm covered. Do you want to see my drawer? 197 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,911 - Yes. - No, it's okay. I trust you. 198 00:07:03,936 --> 00:07:05,702 You know, I'm a little old for "the talk." 199 00:07:05,727 --> 00:07:07,156 We had it in seventh grade. 200 00:07:07,181 --> 00:07:09,710 I know, but you're never too old for a reminder. 201 00:07:09,735 --> 00:07:11,946 Noted. Bye, mom. 202 00:07:11,971 --> 00:07:13,849 Bye. I love you. 203 00:07:14,329 --> 00:07:15,585 Oy. 204 00:07:15,742 --> 00:07:17,642 [pop music playing in the distance] 205 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,204 Mom. 206 00:07:20,794 --> 00:07:23,714 Look, while you're on a tear, I've got a loose niece 207 00:07:23,739 --> 00:07:25,733 in the Rockaways that could use a talking to. 208 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,422 I know, it's just that pregnancy test 209 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,079 really scared me. I've never been more relieved in my life. 210 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:32,650 Well, I don't think Josh was so relieved. 211 00:07:32,675 --> 00:07:34,104 I mean, didn't you notice? 212 00:07:34,129 --> 00:07:35,986 He was probably just freaked out. 213 00:07:36,011 --> 00:07:38,400 He looked kind of bummed, actually. 214 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,689 Well, he's not ready for a kid. 215 00:07:40,715 --> 00:07:42,689 And he knows that I'm not up for it again. 216 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,296 I mean, we talked about it. 217 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:48,817 Well, as long as you talked about it. 218 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,362 We did. 219 00:07:56,036 --> 00:07:58,409 That's all for new material from our imprint. 220 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:59,856 Great, thanks. 221 00:07:59,882 --> 00:08:02,703 Just one more thing. I would like to reiterate 222 00:08:02,728 --> 00:08:05,840 my request for Millennial to have a larger presence 223 00:08:05,865 --> 00:08:08,258 at book fairs and literary festivals. 224 00:08:08,479 --> 00:08:10,481 I'll think about it. 225 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:13,385 We talked to editors from five different 226 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,186 independent publishing houses last night. 227 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:18,379 We're the only ones who didn't go to Frankfurt or London. 228 00:08:18,404 --> 00:08:20,715 Readers are responding to Millennial's books. 229 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:23,195 We just got great press in a national magazine... 230 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:27,450 If you're referring to "EW," I think that Random House got 231 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:29,851 a bigger bounce from that than we did. 232 00:08:30,951 --> 00:08:33,852 I don't see why you need to fly to Europe 233 00:08:33,877 --> 00:08:36,739 for a week of partying in overpriced hotels. 234 00:08:36,764 --> 00:08:38,349 It doesn't need to be international... 235 00:08:38,374 --> 00:08:41,764 I said I'd think about it. 236 00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:46,352 Moving on. Diana? 237 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:50,475 Well, in another coup for "P is for Pigeon," 238 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:54,455 the Audubon Society has decided to honor Mary Quigley. 239 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,332 We purchased a table, and I invite you all to attend, 240 00:08:57,357 --> 00:08:59,467 and I encourage you to bring a plus one. 241 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:02,187 I needn't remind you of the paltry attendance 242 00:09:02,212 --> 00:09:04,771 to last month's "ReachOut and Read" benefit 243 00:09:04,797 --> 00:09:08,355 when I sat at an empty table with Trisha from HR 244 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,755 and her Tinder date, Dwayne. 245 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,671 Got it. Everyone sign up, bring dates. 246 00:09:13,696 --> 00:09:15,588 I hope to see you all there. That's it for now. 247 00:09:15,613 --> 00:09:17,413 [clears throat] 248 00:09:18,095 --> 00:09:20,209 Charles, a word? 249 00:09:20,234 --> 00:09:21,933 Yeah? 250 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:25,687 I was so sorry to hear that things didn't work out 251 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:28,063 between you and Radha. 252 00:09:28,422 --> 00:09:29,722 Oh, well... 253 00:09:29,747 --> 00:09:31,814 You know I've always had a wonderful time 254 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,459 being your date at these events... 255 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,689 Date? 256 00:09:34,714 --> 00:09:36,969 But I've just started seeing someone. 257 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,233 A... a doctor. 258 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:42,009 That's terrific. 259 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:44,234 Oh, it's just in the brand new phase 260 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:46,981 where everything is... so fun. 261 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:49,536 Anyway, I just didn't want you to be caught off-guard. 262 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,985 I'm sure we can squeeze in a chair for you next to us. 263 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,249 I look forward to meeting him. 264 00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:59,250 Oh, and Diana, can you make sure there are two chairs? 265 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:00,704 I'll be bringing a date as well. 266 00:10:00,823 --> 00:10:02,849 Excellent. 267 00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:09,675 [classical music] 268 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:13,299 ♪ ♪ 269 00:10:16,673 --> 00:10:19,231 It is amazing how much these bird lovers 270 00:10:19,256 --> 00:10:22,625 look like actual birds. Look at the beak on that one. 271 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,410 And how about old Owl Eyes over there? 272 00:10:24,435 --> 00:10:26,706 You think his head actually spins all the way around? 273 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:29,693 Judgment is a powerful way of keeping people 274 00:10:29,718 --> 00:10:30,971 at arm's length. 275 00:10:30,996 --> 00:10:31,940 Don't analyze me. 276 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,571 You won't even tell me what's in your lemon curd. 277 00:10:33,596 --> 00:10:36,027 One cranberry, two sprigs of mint. 278 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,564 2:00, black dress, antiperspirant streaks. 279 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,266 - Yeah, it's just coming. - Deviled eggs 280 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,349 - at a bird fund raiser? Okay. - [laughs] 281 00:10:46,374 --> 00:10:48,897 Wouldn't it be awesome if humans could lay eggs? 282 00:10:48,943 --> 00:10:51,347 We just could trade off sitting on 'em, you know, 283 00:10:51,372 --> 00:10:52,301 share the work. 284 00:10:52,326 --> 00:10:55,378 Yeah, but then we'd have to throw up into their mouths. 285 00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:57,052 - Well, I mean. - Guys? 286 00:10:57,077 --> 00:10:58,942 - Hey. - The Paris Review party made 287 00:10:58,967 --> 00:11:00,525 - "Page Six." - What? 288 00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:02,446 - So did Josh. - Oh. 289 00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:04,004 Oh, dope, they mention Inkburg. 290 00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,628 Yeah, why should Colin get all the press? 291 00:11:05,653 --> 00:11:06,854 Hey, where is Colin? 292 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,760 I don't know. He's supposed to meet me here. 293 00:11:10,209 --> 00:11:11,672 Are those chicken wings? 294 00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:13,056 They can't be. Who catered this, 295 00:11:13,081 --> 00:11:14,614 a litter of cats? 296 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:16,966 Well, there you are, Charles. 297 00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:20,877 So, no date after all? 298 00:11:20,902 --> 00:11:22,718 No, my date spotted 299 00:11:22,743 --> 00:11:25,338 a yellow-throated warbler on the way in. 300 00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:26,469 Oh, dear. 301 00:11:26,494 --> 00:11:28,258 - Judging. - [stifled laugh] 302 00:11:28,283 --> 00:11:29,411 Honey? 303 00:11:31,164 --> 00:11:34,200 Nicole is an avid bird watcher. 304 00:11:34,225 --> 00:11:35,813 She actually takes her field guide 305 00:11:35,838 --> 00:11:37,507 to Central Park every Saturday. 306 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:39,899 Well, isn't that wonderful? 307 00:11:40,357 --> 00:11:43,251 This is Richard Caldwell... Doctor Richard Caldwell. 308 00:11:43,276 --> 00:11:45,410 - Ph.D. - Still counts. 309 00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:46,931 Charles Brooks. 310 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,595 You realize that's not a real bird, right? 311 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:53,067 I do, but it's designer, so. 312 00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:56,691 - She is just adorable. - Isn't she? 313 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,061 Nicole's been coming to our office 314 00:11:58,086 --> 00:11:59,206 since she was three years old, 315 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:00,580 and we are great pals, aren't we? 316 00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:02,363 - Remember when I... - Liza! 317 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,996 Hey! 318 00:12:05,109 --> 00:12:07,820 She's... she's adorable. 319 00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:15,802 Daddy, look, it's so beautiful. 320 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,883 Yeah, it is. 321 00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:20,338 - Thank you. - Yeah. 322 00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:21,696 Aw, it's fun for me. 323 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,862 [phone ringing] 324 00:12:26,887 --> 00:12:29,117 Hey. You here? 325 00:12:29,142 --> 00:12:31,229 I can't come, Kels. 326 00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:33,074 Pippa just gave me her editorial notes, 327 00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:36,394 and she says there are inconsistencies with my timeline 328 00:12:36,419 --> 00:12:39,081 and the relationship between Nick and his sister is murky. 329 00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:41,194 What does that even mean, murky? 330 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,287 Maybe I should return the advance. 331 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,384 No, Colin... 332 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:45,711 They don't get the book! 333 00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:49,171 Colin, just... everything is going to be okay, all right? 334 00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:50,807 Just hang tight until I get there. 335 00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:52,587 Something came up. I'll text you. 336 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:53,941 Okay. 337 00:12:55,161 --> 00:12:57,271 Now can you do a butterfly? 338 00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,209 - Depends. - [laughs] 339 00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:00,945 What's the butterfly's name? 340 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,452 John. 341 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,757 John the butterfly, coming right up. 342 00:13:04,782 --> 00:13:06,305 [laughs] 343 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,904 He's terrific with kids. 344 00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:09,913 Richard, I finally found a decent assistant. 345 00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:11,564 Stop putting ideas in her head. 346 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:12,963 You're right. 347 00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:16,670 They're young. They have all the time in the world. 348 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:20,116 [upbeat music] 349 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:21,571 ♪ ♪ 350 00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:23,367 ♪ You make it up ♪ 351 00:13:23,392 --> 00:13:25,855 How can they say they love it and ask for this many changes? 352 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,946 It's a great novel, Colin, all right, 353 00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:29,222 but everything can use improving. 354 00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:30,608 Yeah, but what if it's not great? 355 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:33,467 What if it's all hype and this is really a giant piece of shit? 356 00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:37,070 Every talented writer that I know has that same fear. 357 00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:38,889 Yeah, but look at this. 358 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,821 Hey, no editor expects a writer 359 00:13:42,846 --> 00:13:44,965 to make every single change. 360 00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:49,836 This, forget that, okay, and this is just a minor rewording. 361 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,244 [chuckles] Really? 362 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:54,362 Yes, this is so do-able. 363 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:57,332 We'll go it together, one-by-one. 364 00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:01,176 - Thank you. - No problem. 365 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,148 You're so rare... 366 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:05,380 and generous... 367 00:14:05,405 --> 00:14:07,115 and extraordinary. 368 00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,848 ♪ You're still here ♪ 369 00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:15,339 And you are on a deadline. Let's get to work. 370 00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:16,923 ♪ ♪ 371 00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:18,989 I'm so grateful to Empirical, 372 00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:23,253 and especially Diana Trout, for taking a chance on my novel. 373 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,268 And as a special salute, 374 00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:28,238 I would like to present Diana with this gift. 375 00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:32,366 "P is for Pigeon" is about 376 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:35,029 the world's last passenger pigeon, 377 00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:38,361 but since they're extinct now, I'd love you to enjoy this... 378 00:14:38,386 --> 00:14:39,905 [bird squawks] 379 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:43,427 [laughs] This equally magnificent creature. 380 00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:45,602 [laughs] He may give you a hint 381 00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,861 about the subject for my next novel. 382 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:48,941 [laughter] 383 00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:52,013 I'd also like to thank my husband. 384 00:14:52,038 --> 00:14:54,636 He encouraged me to try something 385 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,051 outside my comfort zone. 386 00:14:57,284 --> 00:15:00,140 Let go of what you think should happen 387 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,029 and open yourself up to the vast, rich world 388 00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:07,053 of possibility. Thank you. 389 00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:10,045 [upbeat music] 390 00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:14,582 [upbeat music] 391 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,379 No, there's nothing wrong with it. 392 00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:19,667 It's just a parrot in my apartment. 393 00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:21,416 And I would like it to not be here. 394 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:22,831 She's listening to you. 395 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,611 Shh! Thank you. 396 00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:25,906 [bird squawks] 397 00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:28,500 The Parrot Rescue said they would take... take her. 398 00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:30,461 Let's get her quick before we have to change 399 00:15:30,486 --> 00:15:32,160 - the newspaper again. - [bird squawks] 400 00:15:32,184 --> 00:15:34,375 You've haven't even given this bird a chance. 401 00:15:34,812 --> 00:15:36,176 I think you should reconsider. 402 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,687 Oh, why? Because she's a beautiful color green? 403 00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:41,750 I'm not a child, Richard, okay, I know how much work a pet is. 404 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,689 We could take care of her together. 405 00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:44,858 That's still a commitment. 406 00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:47,190 And what's wrong with a small, bird-sized commitment? 407 00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:49,317 Look, Richard, please, it doesn't make sense. 408 00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:52,498 No, what doesn't make sense is a beautiful, talented woman 409 00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:55,536 hiding behind a big brick wall and never letting anyone in. 410 00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:57,517 [thoughtful music] 411 00:15:57,821 --> 00:16:00,048 It's not brick. 412 00:16:00,073 --> 00:16:02,201 I don't like brick. 413 00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:04,331 [bird squawks] 414 00:16:04,523 --> 00:16:08,419 ♪ ♪ 415 00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:12,235 [funky music] 416 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,219 ♪ ♪ 417 00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,838 I am co-habitating with a man. 418 00:16:15,863 --> 00:16:17,481 - What? - Richard is moving in. 419 00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:19,353 Yeah, so I need you to make a copy of my house key 420 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,290 and contact my homeowners insurance. 421 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,798 Oh, set up a lunch with Ilan. 422 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,120 Ilan? 423 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,839 My closet designer. 424 00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:28,414 [sighs] So much to discuss. Come on. 425 00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:30,873 - Oh. - Come! 426 00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:33,423 ♪ ♪ 427 00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:36,377 Kelsey, I'm so glad we're finally doing this. 428 00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:39,746 Me too. If I had to lose the biggest book of the year, 429 00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:41,170 at least I lost it to one of the best. 430 00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:43,126 Aw, sweet. 431 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:48,252 - Team Colin. - Go Team! Whoo! 432 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:49,708 But even though we're on the same team, 433 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:50,933 we have different roles. 434 00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:54,267 Redmond's the agent. You're the girlfriend. 435 00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:57,627 - Right. - And I'm the editor, 436 00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:59,838 so I hope that when Colin submits his next draft 437 00:16:59,864 --> 00:17:03,397 to his editor, his girlfriend's fingerprints aren't all over it. 438 00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:06,939 Pippa, I was just trying to help... 439 00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:09,069 Help, I know. I've seen this before. 440 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,486 You must have too, I'm sure, as an editor. 441 00:17:11,787 --> 00:17:13,968 You know how hard my job is 442 00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,901 without other voices chiming in with opinions. 443 00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,445 You're right. 444 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:22,813 You're the editor, I'm the girlfriend, and... 445 00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:25,351 I will let you do your job. 446 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,357 Thank you. 447 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:30,806 God, I'm so sorry if that seemed harsh. 448 00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:32,886 We are just under the tightest deadline, 449 00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,812 and I had to say something before the Hamptons. 450 00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:37,134 This would've been so much more awkward in sarongs. 451 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,500 - What? - Hamptons Book Fair. 452 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,828 I booked Colin on a few panels. They practically begged me. 453 00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:45,995 Millennial's going, right? It's gonna be huge this year. 454 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,387 Of course. 455 00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:50,536 [techno music] 456 00:17:50,561 --> 00:17:51,583 ♪ ♪ 457 00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,367 [knocking at the door] 458 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:55,951 Hamptons Book Fair, I'm going. 459 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,509 - Excuse me? - Millennial needs a presence 460 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,836 somewhere. I'm not asking to go to Europe. 461 00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:02,959 The Hamptons is close, 462 00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:04,622 they're expanding the fair this year, 463 00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,147 and I'm doing it whether the company pays for it or not. 464 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,870 Millenial finally has momentum, and I'm not going to waste it. 465 00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:12,710 All right, it's not about the partying, 466 00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:16,441 it's about visibility, and Millennial needs to be visible. 467 00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:19,803 Like Colin? 468 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,499 That book is going to be huge. 469 00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:25,853 And I hate that we don't have it. 470 00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,704 It's completely my fault. 471 00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:33,183 You're passionate, you got excellent taste, 472 00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:38,697 And you're right, Millennial needs to be visible. 473 00:18:40,282 --> 00:18:42,082 Show 'em we're still in the game. 474 00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:43,730 [upbeat music] 475 00:18:43,886 --> 00:18:45,086 Kelsey? 476 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,537 Uh, sorry, I'm sorry. 477 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:48,889 I was just expecting more of a fight. 478 00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:52,386 So you don't want to take yes as an answer? 479 00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:55,788 No. I mean, wait, yes, yes, I... 480 00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:59,636 Thank you, Charles. Thank you. 481 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,283 So how long you gonna be gone? 482 00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:08,195 Just for a few days, and it's only a short train ride away. 483 00:19:08,957 --> 00:19:10,868 I mean, it's not a huge book fair 484 00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:13,564 like Frankfurt or London, but it'll be good to get 485 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,585 - the imprint out there, you know? - Yeah. 486 00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:19,092 Makes it more real. Kelsey's so excited. 487 00:19:19,394 --> 00:19:22,321 She should be, and so should you. 488 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,374 I'm so proud of you, babe. 489 00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:27,637 Thank you. 490 00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:31,341 It is so sweet of you to come walk me home. 491 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:33,853 - What's the occasion? - No occasion. 492 00:19:33,878 --> 00:19:35,677 It's no big deal. 493 00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:41,474 [sighs] I don't know. Maybe it is kind of a big deal. 494 00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:45,170 Look, I got to be honest with you, Liza. 495 00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:50,274 I know... I know you were relieved about not being pregnant, 496 00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:52,946 and I... I thought I was too, 497 00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:56,474 but these last few days, I can't stop thinking about it. 498 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,506 We would be... 499 00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:02,074 incredible parents, you know? 500 00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:05,225 I thought we talked about this. 501 00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:07,050 Yeah, I know, but there's... 502 00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:10,459 There's lots of women in their 40s having kids, 503 00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:12,465 you know? 504 00:20:12,855 --> 00:20:16,994 And can you imagine our kid? 505 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,010 I mean, just stop. 506 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,585 Just think about it for a minute, 507 00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:22,290 'cause you can really think about her... 508 00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:24,362 Her, him, or... 509 00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:27,561 Josh. [sighs] 510 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:29,474 You're still so young. I know. 511 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:30,546 I know. I... 512 00:20:30,571 --> 00:20:34,281 Look, I never thought I'd be talking about kids yet. 513 00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:35,799 You know? 514 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:40,682 Oh, I never thought I'd meet somebody like you either. 515 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,433 Excuse me. 516 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:45,754 What's going on? 517 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:48,226 - Manhattanhenge. - What's Manhattanhenge? 518 00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:50,242 It's when the sun lines up with the street grid 519 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,613 and sets exactly in between the buildings. 520 00:20:51,638 --> 00:20:54,333 Doesn't happen very often. It's amazing. 521 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,846 Come on. 522 00:20:56,871 --> 00:21:00,444 ♪ The fight is all we know ♪ 523 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:03,989 ♪ Did we take too many chances? ♪ 524 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,261 [whispers] Sorry. 525 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:07,320 ♪ Did we let too many pass us? ♪ 526 00:21:07,345 --> 00:21:09,129 ♪ Did we throw it all away? ♪ 527 00:21:09,154 --> 00:21:10,011 That's a sign. 528 00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:12,139 You see that, right? 529 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,227 It's just like us. 530 00:21:14,619 --> 00:21:19,419 We met at the perfect moment, 531 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,611 and we can have everything. 532 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,091 It's all lined up. 533 00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:29,895 ♪ We walk through the fire ♪ 534 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,904 Really, it's beautiful. 535 00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:35,292 ♪ Is there a way out? ♪ 536 00:21:35,317 --> 00:21:37,943 ♪ Is there a way out? ♪ 537 00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:44,324 ♪ We walk through the fire ♪ 538 00:21:44,349 --> 00:21:49,071 ♪ Walk through the fire ♪