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Today, we mourn the loss of Thad Weber,

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a fine son, brother, and fiancé.

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I don't want to lie anymore.

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I'm gonna tell Kelsey everything.

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- What?
- It's just all gone too far.

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Liza, I know you want to
clear your conscience,

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but is that really the
best thing for Kelsey?

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She deserves to know.

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Her fiancé just died.

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Now you're going to tell
her that her good friend's

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an imposter that's been
lying about her identity

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for the past few months?

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You may want to consider your timing.

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- I shall fear no evil.
- You're right.

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Our faith is what keeps us strong.

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Oh, my God, Josh. Two o'clock.

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Life is short.

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We can't know or question God's plan.

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And now, I'd like to
ask Thad's brother Chad

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to say a few words.

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- Oh, my God.
- Thad has a twin?

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Oh, yeah. He never mentioned it?

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- No.
- Yeah, not surprised.

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They didn't really get along.

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It's no secret that my brother and I

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were super competitive.

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When you're a twin, you work extra hard

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to distinguish yourself.

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But we shared a lot
of the same interests.

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We... we rowed together at Brown,

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and we chased the same beautiful girls.

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But whatever we did,

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Thad always had to come out ahead.

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So it's no surprise that he...

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He beat me to the big guy upstairs.

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[sobbing]

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God, that's gonna haunt me forever.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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<i>[soft music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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This is just so weird.

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I mean, I can't even tell who's who.

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They called them the Webbervii.

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Yeah, Chad was the sweet one. Vegan.

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You know, works for a
clean energy nonprofit.

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Ugh, Thad was always
tricking his girlfriends

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into sleeping with him.

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You know, I'm gonna go find Kelsey.

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I just...  want to check up on her.

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Yeah, yeah. I'll keep
an eye on this one.

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Thank you.

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Hey, how you doing?

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I'm okay.

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This weirdly feels like my wedding.

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All the same people are here.

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Except for those girls. Who are they?

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Every time I look over there,
they scatter like pigeons.

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Watch.

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And why are they crying?

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I should be the one that's crying,

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and I can't. Not a single tear.

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You're still in shock.

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You should be the one in shock.

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You were there.

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And I still don't understand
why were you there?

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Excuse me. I...

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Oh, Chad, this is Liza.

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She's the one that was there when...

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Oh. Oh, you're the one.

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Oh, my God. You are
so lucky you're alive.

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Do you realize that there have been

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four construction fatalities

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in Manhattan this year?

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I already filed a complaint with OSHA,

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but I hop you'll file as well.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Kelsey, I got Thad's laptop,
which I'd like to access.

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- Do you have the password?
- I don't, no.

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He... he was always changing it.

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You know what? Why don't I have

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the IT department take a look at it?

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You guys shouldn't
have to deal with this.

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Oh, no, I-I don't want anyone to see it

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until I can check his photos
and delete his browser history.

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You know, just to protect his privacy.

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Thanks, Chad.

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You're welcome.

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Oh.

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Okay, that's good.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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You look great.

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I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.

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How's Greta?

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Saw some really cute
pictures of you guys.

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She's good.

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Yeah, she seems
really... Really cool...

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and young.

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So this is crazy.

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I mean, you were there.

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Uh, yeah...

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I was.

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Must have been awful.

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It really was.

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All I've wanted to do
since I heard the news

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was just...

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be there for you and...

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I've thought a lot about
you during all of this too.

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I'm just...

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sad.

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Yeah, I'm sad too.

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You want to be sad together?

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[exhales deeply]

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Um, that was great.

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That was mourning sex.

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What are you talking about?
It's 3:00 in the afternoon.

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- You know what I mean.
- [exhales deeply]

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I missed you.

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I missed you too.

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There's so many times when I
wanted to say, "I'm sorry."

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Josh, you have nothing
to be sorry about.

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I'm the one who's sorry.

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You deserve everything,
and I was selfish.

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It's okay. I understand.

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No, it's really not.

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This little lie of
mine, it's gone too far.

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[exhales sharply] I'm like
"The Butterfly Effect."

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- What's "The Butterfly Effect"?
- It's this theory.

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It's like when a butterfly
flaps its wings in Africa,

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it can start a chain reaction

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that causes a hurricane in New York.

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That's me.

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- Hurricane Liza, Category Five.
- Yeah.

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Leaving a path of
destruction in my wake.

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Yeah. Well, um...

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you certainly can be a force of nature.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>- Babe?</i>
- Oh, shit. It's Greta.

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- What? How?
- Yeah. She has a key.

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- <i>Josh? Josh?</i>
- Wha... I never had a key.

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<i>- Josh?</i>
- Yes, one sec, babe.

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Can you hide?

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Seriously? Where
exactly would I do that?

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Here.

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Sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. How are you?

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- Good? Mm-hmm.
- Mmhmm.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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Good morning.

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Liza, yesterday was the funeral.

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- Today, we soldier on.
- Yes, of course.

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While I am very sympathetic,

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we can't lose sight of
our own responsibilities.

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We have a meeting today
with Stephanie Smith.

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Is she one of the "Housewives"?

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Stephanie Smith is one of the biggest

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celebrity astrologers on the planet.

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I've been reading her columns in
"Interview" magazine for years.

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- She is uncanny.
- Sorry, I'm not familiar...

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Well, I need you to get familiar.

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Quickly.

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With Kelsey paralyzed with grief,

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I'm gonna need you to pick up the slack.

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Yes, of course. I'll
do whatever it takes.

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- Okay.
- [knocking]

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- Morning.
- Kelsey?

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Well, we didn't expect
to see you here today.

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I need to work. Work
is gonna keep me sane.

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Excuse me.

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Are you sure you really
want to come back

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- to the office so quickly?
- I'm fine.

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I wish everyone would
stop worrying about me.

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Okay, the last thing I want to do

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is sit home alone with
a new Adele record.

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- Okay.
- And still no tears.

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I cried like a baby last week

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when my favorite shirt
shrank in the dryer,

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but my fiancé gets killed, and nothing.

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I'm an awful person.

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Ladies, let's not keep Stephanie Smith

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and her 8 million subscribers waiting.

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<i>The "Zodiac of Love" will do more</i>

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than just mix and
match compatible signs.

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The book delves into
the astrological science

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behind our relationships.

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The orgasmic pairings that
erupt in sexual fireworks,

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but are devoid of spiritual comfort.

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The bling-bling signs that
create wealth and power,

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but... but not happiness.

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[applause]

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Stephanie, that sounds amazing.

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You know, I've been
following your column

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ever since "Interview" magazine.

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Yes, Andy Warhol was my original fan.

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I did warn him not to
get surgery that day.

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- If only he'd listened.
- If only I'd bought a painting.

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But so often we miss what's
right in front of us.

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- What's your sign, darling?
- Oh, um, well,

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actually I'm a Taurus,
with, uh, moon in Virgo.

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Oh, sweetheart, that's tough.

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I mean, you're like a burning building

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without a hose in sight.

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You have no idea.

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I'm sorry. My fiancé
got killed last week

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by a random piece of
construction debris.

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Was that in his chart?
I'd like to see it.

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Was that last Thursday?

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Because there was a partial eclipse

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and things went a little haywire.

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Actually it was a Tuesday.

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I can't sell people on the idea

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that they can predict their life.

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I'm sorry, I just can't.

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Definitely a Sagittarius.

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Excuse me.

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- Kelsey, are you okay?
- I'm fine.

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I just can't put up with
the fairy tales anymore.

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- I completely understand.
- Kelsey.

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I'm so sorry to disturb you at work,

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but there is something
that you need to see.

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Sure. Um, Chad, you remember Liza?

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Definitely.

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We just got the surveillance
video of the accident

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taken from the building
across the street.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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I think we know what happens after that.

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Yeah.

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Liza, what were you arguing
with my brother about?

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Were you two having an affair?

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- No.
- I mean, you were fighting.

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We deserve to know what his
last moments were about.

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Can I talk to Kelsey alone?

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Whatever you say to
her, you can say to me.

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It's okay. I want to talk to Liza.

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Well, I still have his computer,

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and I will figure out his password,

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so I wouldn't hold back

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because we'll know
everything eventually.

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Call me if you need anything. Okay.

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What were you arguing with Thad about?

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Okay.

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I confronted Thad because I found out

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that he was cheating on you.

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With his assistant.

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What?

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I wish I didn't know, but I did.

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And I wanted to tell you,

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but I wanted him to do the right thing

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and be honest with you.

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So that's why you were meeting with him?

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Basically, yes.

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I don't even know what to say.

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I mean, who made you...

260
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the morality police?

261
00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:07,824
- What?
- People aren't perfect, Liza.

262
00:11:07,963 --> 00:11:10,105
We're all entitled to our own secrets.

263
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:13,099
Of course, but I was just trying to...

264
00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:15,158
Protect me. I know.

265
00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:17,099
But I have to make my own mistakes,

266
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:19,341
even if that means
marrying the wrong guy.

267
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:20,779
Okay, but...

268
00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:23,881
Not everyone can live up
to your standards, Liza.

269
00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:25,513
Maybe if you had stayed out of it,

270
00:11:25,538 --> 00:11:29,545
Thad would still...  [inhales deeply]

271
00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:32,067
I'm sorry.

272
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,448
I have to get back to work.

273
00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:36,344
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

274
00:11:36,369 --> 00:11:41,517
<i>♪ ♪</i>

275
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,529
Well, Kelsey's little tantrum

276
00:11:53,554 --> 00:11:55,916
sent Stephanie Smith running
right to Random House.

277
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:58,490
Well, I guess she should have
seen that one coming, right?

278
00:11:58,662 --> 00:12:00,664
Diana, I have some news.

279
00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:04,124
I, uh, I got an offer, uh, elsewhere.

280
00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:05,736
And I'm going to accept it.

281
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,493
This isn't how I wanted to leave,

282
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,700
but unfortunately I have to. Today.

283
00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:13,332
Liza, are you sure you
know what you're doing?

284
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,140
I do.

285
00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:18,716
And I just want to thank
you for everything.

286
00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:21,903
I appreciate it all.

287
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,524
More than you'll ever know.

288
00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:26,340
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

289
00:12:26,365 --> 00:12:28,600
<i>♪ ♪</i>

290
00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:36,207
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

291
00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:40,808
Good morning. I'm Becky.

292
00:12:40,954 --> 00:12:43,003
I'll be your temp this week,

293
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,473
but I wouldn't mind being your perm.

294
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,721
We'll see about that.

295
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,339
I got you a double tall skim latte.

296
00:12:49,364 --> 00:12:51,753
I got one for me too.

297
00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:53,729
Oh.

298
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,441
Nice necklace, lady.

299
00:12:56,466 --> 00:12:59,705
[chuckles] So what are we doing today?

300
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,998
_

301
00:13:05,023 --> 00:13:07,084
_

302
00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:09,982
_

303
00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:11,823
_

304
00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:13,659
_

305
00:13:13,684 --> 00:13:15,194
_

306
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:16,174
Where is she?

307
00:13:16,198 --> 00:13:18,397
I honestly don't know. Don't you?

308
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,640
No, she just told me she was signing

309
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,094
a non-disclosure agreement,

310
00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:22,847
and that it was an offer
she couldn't pass up.

311
00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:24,686
- Who?
- Liza.

312
00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:28,450
- Liza quit?
- Yes, and it's all my fault.

313
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,025
I blame both of us for
stoking her ambition.

314
00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:32,670
Jackie Dunn! Line two!

315
00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:33,834
Don't scream!

316
00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:36,184
That's what your little legs are for!

317
00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:40,961
I'm gonna make some calls,
find out where she took a job.

318
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:44,388
_

319
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,420
_

320
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:52,175
Michelle, thank you so much for
hooking me up with this job.

321
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,657
Oh, please. You buy enough here.

322
00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:54,567
They trust you.

323
00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:58,161
Plus you are going to meet
so many age appropriate men.

324
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,583
I'm not gonna say I told you so.

325
00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:01,730
I'm really not looking
to meet anyone new.

326
00:14:01,755 --> 00:14:02,773
I just want health insurance.

327
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,454
This is gonna be so much fun.

328
00:14:04,479 --> 00:14:06,477
We can meet for your
lunch break at Houlihan's,

329
00:14:06,502 --> 00:14:08,088
and we can use your discount, right?

330
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,030
- Not for three months.
- But you can put things on hold

331
00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:11,348
for me until then, right?

332
00:14:11,373 --> 00:14:14,207
There's a big pile of returns
that need to be folded

333
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:16,652
when you're done with your...  customer.

334
00:14:16,677 --> 00:14:18,184
- Okay.
- Well, I'll let you

335
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,541
- do your thing.
- Thanks.

336
00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:24,747
Do you have these in a double
XL with a horizontal fly?

337
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:27,241
My husband is a wide Wayne.

338
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,599
<i>♪ On the other side ♪</i>

339
00:14:30,656 --> 00:14:32,920
<i>♪ On the other side ♪</i>

340
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:35,562
- Hey.
- Hey.

341
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:37,704
How was your first day?

342
00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:39,713
Not bad.

343
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:41,894
It was actually kind of relaxing

344
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,321
to turn my brain off,

345
00:14:43,346 --> 00:14:45,591
not have to pretend all the time.

346
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:48,498
Yeah? I'm not buying it.

347
00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:49,504
Okay, fine.

348
00:14:49,529 --> 00:14:52,536
Some weird guy kept asking
me to measure his inseam.

349
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:54,840
- Ugh.
- But it's a great company.

350
00:14:54,865 --> 00:14:57,240
And I'll, uh, I'll get full benefits.

351
00:14:57,265 --> 00:15:00,384
You can really give up on
your dreams just like that?

352
00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,721
Oh, come on, you know
it's not "just like that."

353
00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:04,795
You seem more fake now

354
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,566
than when you were
acting like you were 26.

355
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:08,374
No, I'm just facing reality.

356
00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:09,684
Yet you're running away from a life

357
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:10,677
that you created for yourself,

358
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,987
and as crazy as it was,

359
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,610
it seems a lot more authentic
than whatever this is.

360
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:22,643
Here you go. The receipt's in the bag.

361
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,451
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

362
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,191
Excuse me, Miss. Can you please help me?

363
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,991
Oh, my God, Denise. Hi.

364
00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:31,546
Oh, look at you. What
are you... moonlighting?

365
00:15:31,571 --> 00:15:33,921
No. I left Empirical.

366
00:15:33,946 --> 00:15:36,194
- Oh.
- It's a long story.

367
00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,434
Uh, so you're in retail now, huh?

368
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,092
- Yeah.
- You girls change careers

369
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:41,929
- like underwear.
- [laughter]

370
00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:44,990
I would really appreciate
it if you didn't tell anyone

371
00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:47,265
- you saw me here.
- Oh, no.

372
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,959
I'd appreciate it if
you didn't tell anybody

373
00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:50,680
I'm shopping at the Paramus Mall.

374
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,987
All the sales in New York
are picked over, so...

375
00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:56,376
- Your secret's safe with me.
- Okay.

376
00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:59,224
You look tired. Everything okay?

377
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,429
Oh, yeah. Everything's great.

378
00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:03,183
- Everything's great?
- Totally.

379
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,288
I mean, change is good.

380
00:16:05,313 --> 00:16:06,929
Change is good.

381
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,337
You know what?

382
00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:10,263
I want you to come over to
the house and have dinner.

383
00:16:10,288 --> 00:16:12,105
Okay? Don't be a stranger.

384
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:15,263
- I won't.
- Good to see you.

385
00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:17,321
You too.

386
00:16:20,943 --> 00:16:22,657
<i>♪ Drew a line in the sand ♪</i>

387
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,177
<i>♪ You twisted my hand ♪</i>

388
00:16:24,202 --> 00:16:26,506
<i>♪ ♪</i>

389
00:16:27,692 --> 00:16:29,417
[knocking]

390
00:16:29,442 --> 00:16:30,868
I checked every
publishing house in town.

391
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,826
- I can't find her anywhere.
- [exhales sharply]

392
00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:34,279
I thought for certain
she'd be scooped up

393
00:16:34,304 --> 00:16:35,702
by those mouth breathers
at Little Brown.

394
00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:38,035
If she's still in publishing,
it's not in New York.

395
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,682
I can check Scribner.

396
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,970
My Aunt Judy used to work in HR there.

397
00:16:41,995 --> 00:16:43,490
She still has her Rolodex.

398
00:16:43,515 --> 00:16:46,228
Will you just be quiet?

399
00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:47,516
I know where she's working.

400
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,857
A department store at the Paramus Mall

401
00:16:49,882 --> 00:16:51,552
- in New Jersey.
- What?

402
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,816
I suspect there's drugs
involved in this story.

403
00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:56,960
No, this is my fault.
I'm the reason she left.

404
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:59,465
And I can't get her to talk to me.

405
00:17:00,332 --> 00:17:02,631
- Diana?
- Don't look at me.

406
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,273
I'm not going to New Jersey.

407
00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:07,205
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

408
00:17:07,229 --> 00:17:09,335
<i>♪ ♪</i>

409
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,146
I'm looking for something...

410
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:22,077
bold, but not too crazy.

411
00:17:22,102 --> 00:17:26,486
Uh, how about this, um, purple paisley?

412
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,079
Trying too hard.

413
00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:30,119
Can't be scared of fashion.

414
00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:31,227
What are you doing here?

415
00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,151
You wouldn't understand.

416
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,626
I think I do.

417
00:17:35,651 --> 00:17:38,436
Look, I know when you're young,

418
00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:41,638
you think you're responsible
for all kinds of things

419
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:43,997
that you have nothing to do with.

420
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,404
But you're not.

421
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:48,368
Most things in life are
out of your control.

422
00:17:49,146 --> 00:17:52,865
You work hard and you try to be good,

423
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:55,007
but shit happens.

424
00:17:58,064 --> 00:17:59,897
I appreciate you saying that.

425
00:17:59,922 --> 00:18:03,832
We want you back at Empirical.

426
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,916
- I don't know, I...
- Just think about it.

427
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,843
While you're at it...

428
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:14,538
think about this.

429
00:18:14,563 --> 00:18:16,457
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

430
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,010
<i>♪ ♪</i>

431
00:18:22,897 --> 00:18:26,448
I will definitely give
that a lot of thought.

432
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,317
<i>♪ ♪</i>

433
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:35,710
I can ring that up for you, sir.

434
00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:41,857
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

435
00:18:41,882 --> 00:18:43,154
<i>♪ ♪</i>

436
00:18:44,536 --> 00:18:46,486
Good morning.

437
00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:48,754
Good morning.

438
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,627
Straighten up your desk.

439
00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:52,715
We have a lot of catching up to do.

440
00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,032
Okay.

441
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,226
Hi.

442
00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:09,281
Hi.

443
00:19:10,011 --> 00:19:13,179
I'm so sorry for what I said to you.

444
00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:14,761
Kelsey, you were right.

445
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,169
No, I was so wrong.

446
00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:21,708
Please don't ever disappear on me again.

447
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,801
I won't. I won't.

448
00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:27,466
- I promise.
- [sobbing]

449
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:33,117
Oh, my God.

450
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:37,072
I'm finally crying.

451
00:19:37,317 --> 00:19:39,561
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

452
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,457
<i>♪ ♪</i>

453
00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,294
Hey.

454
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:54,244
Hey. What are you doing here?

455
00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:58,130
Maybe that wasn't just mourning sex.

456
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,852
What are you talking about?

457
00:19:59,877 --> 00:20:02,498
I broke up with Greta.

458
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:05,535
Look...

459
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,698
I want to be with you.

460
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,348
Whatever that means.

461
00:20:11,373 --> 00:20:13,482
I'm all in.

462
00:20:13,941 --> 00:20:16,736
<i>[Extreme Music's "Small Explosions"]</i>

463
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:21,740
<i>♪ Small explosions ♪</i>

464
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:25,591
<i>♪ Small explosions
like I've never seen ♪</i>

465
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:30,685
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