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Ugh, Kelsey's really
gonna marry this creep?

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Oh, God, I hope not.

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He better tell her the truth.

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Otherwise, I have to.
I can't lie to her.

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All you do is lie to her.

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I only lie about my past,
not her entire future.

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Oh, Caitlin's a block away.

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That's her.

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And I've decided I'm gonna tell
her the truth about my job.

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Oh, not this again.

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You just can't. You
can't tell her anything.

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I'm tired of all the secrets, Maggie.

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Yeah, well, look, I'm
tired of skinny jeans,

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but you just, you know,
take a deep breath

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and hang in there.

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- Hello.
- Sweetie!

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- Hi.
- Yeah, don't act so surprised.

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You're fully cyber tracking me.

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Yeah, well, so is the government.

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- But I love you more.
- Oh.

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Mmm, baby.

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I hate that I have to leave
the minute you get here,

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but I really got to get to work.

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Yeah, which is...

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Can we have dinner tonight?

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I'd really like to talk.

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I'll explain everything.

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Okay.

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Good. I'm so happy you're home.

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Yeah.

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Hey, email me your course list.

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I'm not taking chemistry, Mom.

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Ugh, you can major in whatever you want,

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just get those pre-med
courses under your belt.

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Yeah, but the problem is,
pre-med courses are hard.

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Yeah, well, you know what?
So is living in your car.

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Come on. Come sit over here.
I'll tell you about it.

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- Oh, Maggie.
- Thank you.

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- Hi.
- Bye, you guys.

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- Bye, Mom.
- See you tonight.

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_

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Oh, how nice of you to join us.

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Perhaps you forgot we're releasing
"Crown of Kings"

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tomorrow night?

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Wha... are you kidding?

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I can't wait to find out
the ending to the series.

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Do you know? Does Charles know?

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Of course not. No one knows.

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Bookstores nationwide are on
an embargo until midnight.

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Diana... hi.

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Do you think there should be...

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Here. You need to stay hydrated.

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Yeah. Are we all set for the release?

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- Liza?
- Oh, we're on it.

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I've messengered every press pass,

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secured a backup generator,

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and I've triple-confirmed
with the mayor's office

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about our Times Square permits.

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Okay, good.

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That's fine.

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We will be fine.

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Wow, Charles looks like
he can barely breathe.

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That's because he knows this is

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our most profitable franchise.

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"Crown of Kings"
basically carries the entire company.

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It does?

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Well, nobody likes to say so,

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but if Edward L.L. Moore ever
jumped to another publisher

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or stopped writing,
it would be the end of Empirical.

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That is why he gets everything he wants,

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including personal approval
over all of the actors

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who portray his characters
in the Times Square event.

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I've got the room all set
up for the casting session.

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I assume you're following
Edward L.L. Moore

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snack protocol?

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Uh... I'm not sure.

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Marcona almonds, dried sour cherries,

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and Orbit gum in peppermint flavor,

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not spearmint, not
smooth mint, peppermint.

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He's in the elevator.

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He's in the elevator. Get the snacks.

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Snacks.

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- Teddy.
- Charles.

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Welcome home to Empirical.

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- Diana.
- Ahh, mwah!

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Oh, what a lovely reception.

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- Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

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- Did I...
- No, no.

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Definitely didn't run over my foot.

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Let's we proceed to the conference room.

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Oh, my, look at that.

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Oh, that's lovely, and this...

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So... so exciting.

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Yes, yes, excellent.

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You'll make a fine Ethrami King.

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Thank you.

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What fun seeing my
characters in the flesh.

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Just think what fun it will be
for your fans in Times Square.

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Are you ready to pick
your Princess Pam Pam?

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Ah, yes, the best for last,

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my princess of the Highlands.

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Okay, this is Virginia,
and as you see by her résumé,

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she has experience as
both an actor and a model.

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And when you're ready, Virginia,

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you scan the battlefields
and the wreckage wrought

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by your lightning bolts,
and you declare...

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Beware the wrath of the sky.

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Beware the wrath of the sky.

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I'm so sorry to interrupt.

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I'm just dropping off these
refreshments for Mr. Moore.

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Here you are, sir.

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That's her.

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That's my Princess Pam Pam.

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Chateau Soixante.

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Oh, my favorite.

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Yes, we had it flown in from
the Loire Valley just for you.

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Because at Empirical,
we know it's the details that matter,

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the small but crucial details.

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My God. She walks like a lyric poem.

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Here's our Princess Pam Pam.

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Raise your glasses, everyone.

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A toast.

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To me?

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<i>Krozzen! Eye-ay! Urt yarb!</i>

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Which in the language
of the Kronians means...

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Health, gold, and sex.

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Diana is fluent in Kronish.

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<i>Flur dar ben-mallak.</i>

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Oh, your accent is perfect.

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That's just another detail
you'll get only at Empirical.

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The last page of the entire series

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is actually written in Kronish,

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except for the final sentence.

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Really?

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You wouldn't care to
elaborate, would you?

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Afraid not.

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No one can know the ending,
unless, of course,

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you would like to hear it, Princess?

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What, the ending to the entire series?

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Of course I would.

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Are you sure?

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If I tell you, I'll have to eat you.

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Oh, well, then maybe...

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Oh, my.

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Now I'll have to eat you.

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I can't believe you know the ending to
"Crown of Kings."

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I can't believe he's
talking about eating me,

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and my bosses are just
laughing along like it's 1960.

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See,
it doesn't matter what decade you're in.

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The biggest moneymakers
get to misbehave.

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Hey, sweetie.

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Would you rather sleep or have
homemade blueberry muffins

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and talk before I go to work?

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Are you serious?

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Sorry.

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Tell Caitlin I'll see her late tonight.

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Beware the wrath of the sky.

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I will.

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_

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_

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- Is any of that real?
- It's all real.

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Diana convinced Harry
Winston to build that crown

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exactly how it's
described in the series.

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That crown was on "GMA"
and "TODAY" today.

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That crown is trending.

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Donald Trump wants to wear the crown;
tell him no.

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Okay.

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Amy Schumer wants to wear the crown;
tell her yes.

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And make sure you insist
on getting a photograph

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of us together.

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- On it.
- Okay, wait.

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Is it true that Edward L.L. Moore

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told you the ending?

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Yeah, it was his way
of flirting with me.

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Oh, you have to tell me.

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The second I'm legally
allowed to, I will.

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Okay, I don't have to tell
me who gets the crown,

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but you have to tell me who dies.

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Somebody important?
Somebody important always dies.

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I can't say or I'll be
trading my bridesmaid dress

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for an orange jumpsuit.

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You love having your little
inside scoop, don't you?

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Believe me, I don't.

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I hate keeping secrets from my friends.

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Code red;
your Princess Pam Pam costume was sent

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to your home address in Brooklyn.

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You've got to race
over there and get it.

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Well, how am I supposed to get
back to Times Square in time?

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By going quickly.

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Okay.

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Oh, sorry, bye.

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Bye.

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Thad.

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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, hi.

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I had a meeting in Midtown.

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I just wanted to give
my fiancée a kiss.

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Aww.

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00:09:05,983 --> 00:09:07,282
Is Liza around?

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00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:08,716
Oh, she had to go home
to grab something.

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She has the biggest secret
and will not tell me.

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She said that? Is she home right now?

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Why are you so interested in Liza?

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I'm not.

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I mean, she's your friend and all that,

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but other than that, zero interest.

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Okay, I... I wanted to talk to her

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about honeymoon destinations.

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And I was trying to surprise you.

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Oh, honey.

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That's the sweetest thing ever.

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- Yeah.
- Here's what we'll do.

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I'll tell her about my dream honeymoon,

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then she'll tell you, and then
I'll act really, really excited.

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Sound good?

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Sounds great.

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St. Barts.

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Hi, Diana.

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Don't go to Brooklyn.
They found your costume here.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

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00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,024
What about Brooklyn?

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00:10:01,049 --> 00:10:03,133
Don't go to Brooklyn.

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00:10:03,158 --> 00:10:04,568
Take the two to Brooklyn?

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00:10:04,593 --> 00:10:05,854
- Don't.
- I won't.

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00:10:05,878 --> 00:10:08,381
- I take the L.
- Just get back here.

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00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:29,717
Hey, hey, you mind if I piggyback in?

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00:10:29,742 --> 00:10:30,928
I'm here to see Liza Miller.

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00:10:30,953 --> 00:10:32,920
Oh, that's my mom. She's not home.

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00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:35,670
Sorry, that's your mom?

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00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:38,280
Liza Miller is your mother?

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00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,566
Oh, God.

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Please don't tell me
you're her new boyfriend.

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_

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00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:08,393
- Ooh, you look nice.
- Thanks.

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00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,840
I'm going to an absinthe
tasting at Maison Premiere.

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00:11:11,865 --> 00:11:13,554
I'd invite you, but they card.

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00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:15,987
It's okay. I'm waiting for Mom anyway.

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00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,117
Her job has, like, mental hours.

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00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,424
Yes, it does.

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00:11:20,449 --> 00:11:22,415
Is that all you're gonna tell me?

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00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,640
I'll tell you this.

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Everything she's doing,
she's doing for you.

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'Night, hon.

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00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:31,507
Good night.

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00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:10,525
That's the costume?

245
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:13,007
Well, yeah, it may be tiny,
but at least it's fur.

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I really appreciate this.

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This is above and beyond.

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It's... here.

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Thank you.

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Pam Pam, Pam Pam, Pam Pam, Pam Pam...

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00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,546
Ah, there's my princess.

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You look perfect, my dear,
absolutely delicious.

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Oh, thank you.

254
00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:37,809
But why don't you have a spear?

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00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:41,362
I want to see you gripping a long,
powerful spear.

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00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:44,852
But, uh, Princess Pam Pam
summons the power of the sky.

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She doesn't need a spear.

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In fact, she might prefer that
men held their own spears.

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Hello, everyone.

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It's time to find out which lucky fans

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will get to wear the Crown of Kings

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with Edward L.L. Moore himself.

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And don't forget about
who's waiting in the wings,

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our celebrity superfans: Seth Meyers...

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Ice-T...

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Hey, crown my ass.

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Misty Copeland, and Diane Rehm.

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You know, it's so nice to be at an event

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without Terry Gross here
hogging the spotlight.

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Actually, she's on her way.

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She had a late dinner
with Michelle Obama.

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Oh.

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Princess,
may I escort you to my heated trailer?

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Oh, actually, I need to find
the little princesses' room.

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Ah, yes, of course.

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Excuse me.

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Mom?

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Caitlin.

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Yeah, I tracked you here.

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I want to see what
your big secret job is.

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- Uh.
- Princess Pam Pam.

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Yeah, can I?

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Thanks.

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Here you go.

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Beware the wrath of the sky.

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Oh, my God; you're a costume
character in Times Square?

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Just for today.

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You do this for me,
to put me through school?

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I know. I'm so sorry.
The costume's too...

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No, don't be sorry.

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You're amazing, Mom.

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I love you.

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And don't worry.

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All right, the minute I get home,

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I'm signing up for chemistry.

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What? Really?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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If you're working this hard,
I've got to bring it too.

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Okay, good.

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Comedy tickets. Hey, do you like comedy?

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No, thanks. No comedy tonight.

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Okay, I love you.

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Sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I got to go.

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Oh, okay.

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- See you back at home.
- All right.

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- Right?
- Be safe.

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Okay.

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<i>Hey, Fowler, it's Thad.</i>

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Can I get your password
for the Dartmouth website?

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I need some dirt on an alum.

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Thanks, man. I'm in.

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Damn.

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Fans of the Royal Saga,

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are you ready to find out who
really wears the Crown of Kings?

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Some of us already know.

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Now, when the doors open,

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please proceed directly to the registers

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in an orderly fashion.

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Now, are you ready?

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Let the countdown begin in five...

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Four,

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three,

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two, one.

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Finally our day is done.

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Yes, finally.

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And now, my Princess, I get to eat you.

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I'm at the Four Seasons.

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Okay, we are done here.

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This princess needs rescuing...

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Been on her feet all day.

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Charles.

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Edward,
I'd like to introduce you to Diane Rehm.

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I just got my copy.

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Would you be good enough to sign it?

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I'll do something even better.

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I'll tell you how it ends right now.

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But if I tell you, I'll have to eat you.

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Challenge accepted.

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Thank you for stepping in with Edward.

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I should've done it hours ago...

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Oh.

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- Except...
- I know.

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He's a... He's a big deal for Empirical.

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Oh, to say the least.

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The truth is,
every time that he comes to town,

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I can't breathe.

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The idea that my company...

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My grandfather's company...

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Can't exist without the
overwritten fantasies

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of some handsy old man...

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They really are overwritten.

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Thank you.

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Are you sure you don't want to
know about the sales on Amazon?

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Uh, oof.

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Um, only if they're good.

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What?

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It's number one by a mile.

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That's wonderful.

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Oh, I thought you'd be happier.

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Ahh, I'm... I'm more relieved than...
than happy.

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There's this small part of me that...

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That always secretly hopes
that maybe this time...

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The whole thing would just
come crashing down already?

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It's a lot year after year of
wondering if we'll make it.

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And sometimes I wonder
what it would be like

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if the bottom dropped out and
I had to start over again.

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What would I do?

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What would you do?

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I don't know.

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Well, what's something
you've always wanted to do,

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something you couldn't
do because of your job?

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Um...

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Do you really want to know?

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Yeah.

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_

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I'm sorry.

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I've... I've got to go.

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What happened?

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I'm sorry. I just...
I really have to go.

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- What's wrong?
- Here.

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Keep... keep... keep the coat.

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Thank you.

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Liza, are you stressed?

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You look like you've aged, uh...

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14 years since I last saw you.

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I texted you, like,
100 times last night.

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Oh, yeah, I was sleeping like a baby.

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Leverage does that for you.

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All right, what do you want, Thad?

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Okay, here's how this is gonna work.

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You are gonna delete that video.

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You are going to attend our
wedding as a bridesmaid.

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And I will let you keep your job
as long as you keep me happy.

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- What does that mean?
- I don't know yet.

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But I'll figure it out.

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You know what?

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You do what you got to do,
but I'm showing her that video.

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She deserves to know what kind of person

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she's gonna be spending
the rest of her life with.

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You can tell everybody about me.

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I don't really care anymore.

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Wait, wait. This isn't over.

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Oh, yes, it is.

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