1 00:00:01,358 --> 00:00:03,692 ♪ Gotta move on ♪ 2 00:00:03,717 --> 00:00:06,718 ♪ I gotta let you go ♪ 3 00:00:06,743 --> 00:00:09,243 Hmm. 4 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,602 The last time you baked like this 5 00:00:11,627 --> 00:00:14,487 is when you found out that David was having an affair. 6 00:00:14,511 --> 00:00:16,620 I feel guilty that I'm enjoying it this much. 7 00:00:16,645 --> 00:00:18,879 Oh, don't be. I need something to focus on 8 00:00:18,904 --> 00:00:20,659 other than Josh and that magazine article 9 00:00:20,684 --> 00:00:22,205 which I wish you would stop reading. 10 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,849 Sorry. I never took him for the kind of guy 11 00:00:24,874 --> 00:00:26,231 that would let fame go to his head. 12 00:00:26,256 --> 00:00:27,870 That's not what happened, and you know it. 13 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,228 This is my fault. 14 00:00:29,253 --> 00:00:31,563 Josh wanted to mention me in that story, 15 00:00:31,588 --> 00:00:33,210 and I asked him not to. 16 00:00:33,235 --> 00:00:35,106 I chose staying in the closet at work 17 00:00:35,131 --> 00:00:36,909 over going public about our relationship. 18 00:00:36,934 --> 00:00:39,646 Oh, Honey, don't turn this into a civil rights struggle. 19 00:00:39,671 --> 00:00:41,968 You're entitled to your privacy however you like. 20 00:00:41,993 --> 00:00:44,433 And he's entitled to break up with me over it, which he did. 21 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:46,155 - So enjoy your pie. - Mm. 22 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,421 [buzzer] 23 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:49,662 Are you expecting someone? 24 00:00:49,687 --> 00:00:51,745 Oh, more young creatives. 25 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:54,821 Liza, we're here to get you out of your misery. 26 00:00:56,565 --> 00:00:58,494 Oh, my God. Are you baking pie? 27 00:00:58,519 --> 00:01:00,080 She's in a baking fugue. 28 00:01:00,106 --> 00:01:02,523 It's what she does when relationships end. 29 00:01:02,548 --> 00:01:04,190 May I have a slice of your pain? 30 00:01:04,216 --> 00:01:06,716 - Oh, yeah, help yourself. - Listen, I know this hurts. 31 00:01:06,741 --> 00:01:08,235 But I totally get why you ended it. 32 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,677 He just couldn't let go of his public, hot, 33 00:01:10,702 --> 00:01:12,158 single tattoo artist image. 34 00:01:12,183 --> 00:01:14,535 Yeah. He let the publicity go to his head, believe me. 35 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,069 I have seen this happen time and again, just... 36 00:01:17,094 --> 00:01:18,543 generally not so swiftly. 37 00:01:18,568 --> 00:01:20,842 Kelsey, congratulations. 38 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:22,584 I heard the big news. 39 00:01:22,609 --> 00:01:24,559 Thanks. It was all a little sudden, 40 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,286 but I'm excited. 41 00:01:26,572 --> 00:01:28,517 Hmm. She hasn't even put the ring up on Instagram. 42 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:30,576 Oh, it's like it hasn't even happened yet. 43 00:01:30,601 --> 00:01:32,017 Exactly. Listen. 44 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:33,380 We have a surprise for you. 45 00:01:33,405 --> 00:01:34,664 What kind of surprise? 46 00:01:34,689 --> 00:01:36,478 We got your ass up on Tinder, Girl. 47 00:01:36,503 --> 00:01:38,470 - Come check it out! - What? No. Don't do that. 48 00:01:38,495 --> 00:01:40,125 - I don't Tinder. - No, no, no, don't worry, okay? 49 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,492 I posted your pic to my account. 50 00:01:41,517 --> 00:01:42,444 - Come here. - Ugh. 51 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,152 We wanted to show you all the eligible 52 00:01:44,177 --> 00:01:45,942 - non-Josh guys out there. - Mmhmm. 53 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,776 So swipe right if you like a guy, 54 00:01:47,802 --> 00:01:48,911 left if you don't. 55 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:52,573 You both swipe right on each other... it's a match. 56 00:01:52,598 --> 00:01:54,010 Oh, so it's like a game show, 57 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:55,746 and the first prize is a penis? 58 00:01:55,771 --> 00:01:57,121 - Yeah. - Yup. 59 00:01:57,146 --> 00:01:58,940 - All right. - Right. 60 00:01:58,964 --> 00:02:00,247 - Right. - Both: Right. 61 00:02:00,272 --> 00:02:02,384 [gasps] Oh, my God. That's Josh. 62 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:05,547 Swipe left. Swipe left, please. 63 00:02:06,935 --> 00:02:08,851 What? 64 00:02:08,876 --> 00:02:10,125 - Oh, oh... yeah. - Oh, no, oh, no. 65 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:11,813 I really did not need to see that. 66 00:02:11,838 --> 00:02:12,885 [ahem] 67 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:15,228 I am going to go to the Farmers' Market. 68 00:02:15,253 --> 00:02:17,480 - More apples. - Okay. 69 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,217 Maybe she's more of a Hinge girl. 70 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:20,266 [upbeat electronica] 71 00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:23,465 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 72 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:27,737 Have you ever seen so much Kinfolk crafty crap? 73 00:02:27,762 --> 00:02:29,248 And I guess the bonnet is back. 74 00:02:29,574 --> 00:02:32,860 When did Williamsburg become actual Colonial Williamsburg? 75 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:34,983 - [phone chimes] - Oh, there's the apples. 76 00:02:35,008 --> 00:02:36,461 - Give me the bag. - Okay. 77 00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:38,364 - I'll see you in a second. - Okay. 78 00:02:38,466 --> 00:02:40,585 _ 79 00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:43,016 _ 80 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:44,605 _ 81 00:02:44,671 --> 00:02:46,353 _ 82 00:02:46,384 --> 00:02:48,164 [mellow pop song plays] 83 00:02:48,189 --> 00:02:49,173 ♪ ♪ 84 00:02:49,198 --> 00:02:51,115 _ 85 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:55,942 Yeah, thank you, guys. 86 00:02:56,282 --> 00:02:57,292 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:02,373 --> 00:03:04,195 How do you like it? 88 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:06,800 Honestly, it's the softest thing I've ever felt. 89 00:03:06,825 --> 00:03:07,733 [chuckles] 90 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:09,140 Where are these from? Scotland? 91 00:03:09,165 --> 00:03:11,191 Actually, that wool is from my own sheep. 92 00:03:11,217 --> 00:03:12,790 - You raise sheep? - Yeah. 93 00:03:12,815 --> 00:03:15,683 Uh, I have a small flock on my farm in the Hudson Valley. 94 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,740 Seriously? How long have you been doing that? 95 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,691 About five years, yeah. 96 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:21,458 Right around the time people in Brooklyn 97 00:03:21,483 --> 00:03:23,055 began tending beehives in their fire escapes 98 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,093 and raising chickens in coops 99 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,544 in the backyards of their brownstones. 100 00:03:26,569 --> 00:03:28,395 - You used to live here? - Yeah. Yeah. 101 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:31,052 I had a vintage denim and boot business in Greenpoint 102 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:34,521 and sold it all to buy a farm and a flock upstate. 103 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,681 - Sounds beautiful. - Oh, yeah. 104 00:03:37,706 --> 00:03:39,583 I hate leaving the place. 105 00:03:39,608 --> 00:03:41,933 I trek down here maybe once a month to sell some woolens, 106 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:43,489 but that's it. 107 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:46,025 Well, I think I need to wrap myself up 108 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:48,392 in something soft like this for the next few days. 109 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:50,661 They make the perfect security blanket. 110 00:03:50,686 --> 00:03:52,220 Ah... 111 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:54,323 Stella? 112 00:03:54,348 --> 00:03:56,693 Name of the lamb the wool came from. 113 00:03:56,718 --> 00:03:57,634 She's a great girl. 114 00:03:57,802 --> 00:04:00,304 - 40. - Thank you. 115 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,334 Sheila's nice too. Mmm... 116 00:04:04,359 --> 00:04:05,328 I'm good with Stella. 117 00:04:05,354 --> 00:04:07,510 - All right. - Liza, by the way. 118 00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:09,080 Sebastian. 119 00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:10,645 It's nice to meet you. 120 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:12,928 Hey, why don't you take a couple of these? 121 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:16,363 You know, just some information about taking care of the wool 122 00:04:16,388 --> 00:04:18,955 and musings about my life on the farm. 123 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:20,814 You're a philosopher shepherd? 124 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,686 Shepherd philosopher. 125 00:04:22,711 --> 00:04:24,961 Stella and I look forward to reading. 126 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,261 [Lake and Levy's "Time Out"] 127 00:04:28,286 --> 00:04:30,716 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:34,469 --> 00:04:37,958 ♪ Come with me for a little time out ♪ 129 00:04:37,983 --> 00:04:41,552 ♪ I can show you what it's all about... ♪ 130 00:04:41,577 --> 00:04:42,704 I think this is really good. 131 00:04:42,729 --> 00:04:44,624 It's like a modern day "Walden." 132 00:04:44,649 --> 00:04:46,403 He writes like a hipster Thoreau. 133 00:04:46,428 --> 00:04:47,878 - Who, the hot shepherd? - Yeah. 134 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,726 Read this. Tell me what you think. 135 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:52,817 Okay, but don't judge me. 136 00:04:52,842 --> 00:04:53,888 I mean, I don't know the difference 137 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:55,833 between On Walden Pond or "On Golden Pond." 138 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:57,415 It doesn't matter. Just read it. 139 00:04:57,441 --> 00:04:58,584 Okay. 140 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,853 I'm telling you. There's something there. 141 00:05:06,878 --> 00:05:08,681 He taps into the whole Kinfolk movement 142 00:05:08,705 --> 00:05:10,149 and the urge for simplicity. 143 00:05:10,174 --> 00:05:12,037 The last time someone handed me a pamphlet 144 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,232 with that look in their eye, 145 00:05:13,257 --> 00:05:14,738 it was a Jehovah's Witness on the subway. 146 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:17,381 Oh, just read it first and then tell me I'm crazy. 147 00:05:17,405 --> 00:05:19,870 I assume you girls are talking about Kelsey's engagement? 148 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:22,606 Oh, did you see the ring on Instagram? 149 00:05:22,631 --> 00:05:24,727 Of course. You're on my newsfeed. 150 00:05:24,752 --> 00:05:26,061 - Oh. - Congratulations 151 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:27,946 on your starter marriage. 152 00:05:27,972 --> 00:05:29,749 Relax, it just my joke. 153 00:05:29,774 --> 00:05:31,874 [mouthing] No, it's not. 154 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,635 It's weird... I posted my ring a couple days ago, 155 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:36,690 and I haven't gotten very many likes. 156 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:39,594 Well, everyone is so overwhelmed with social media. 157 00:05:39,619 --> 00:05:41,619 It's why that pamphlet is so relevant. 158 00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,207 My avocado toast at brunch got more likes. 159 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,161 Well, to be fair, that avocado toast 160 00:05:46,186 --> 00:05:48,070 looked really good. 161 00:05:48,095 --> 00:05:50,428 [sighs] More about this later, okay? 162 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:52,414 Some of the girls are taking me out for drinks tonight. 163 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,152 Less baking and more drinking. 164 00:05:58,485 --> 00:06:00,018 - Both: Hey. - Hi. 165 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:02,038 - Where's Kelsey? - Oh, she's right behind me. 166 00:06:02,063 --> 00:06:03,642 She's having an argument with the Uber driver 167 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:04,432 about her rating. 168 00:06:04,457 --> 00:06:05,888 Liza, sit down. Come on. 169 00:06:05,913 --> 00:06:07,162 - Sit, sit, sit. - Okay. 170 00:06:07,187 --> 00:06:08,949 What does Kelsey think she's doing? 171 00:06:08,974 --> 00:06:11,286 - Excuse me? - She cannot marry Thad. 172 00:06:11,312 --> 00:06:13,007 Thad's the kind of guy that you get out of your system 173 00:06:13,032 --> 00:06:14,263 before you meet the right guy. 174 00:06:14,288 --> 00:06:16,622 Okay. I am so happy to hear this. 175 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:18,071 I feel the exact same way. 176 00:06:18,096 --> 00:06:19,367 I don't think it's real. 177 00:06:19,392 --> 00:06:21,980 All she's done is post some vague picture of a ring. 178 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:24,339 Liza, Kelsey totally respects you, okay, 179 00:06:24,364 --> 00:06:25,944 and even though, you know, you're just an assistant, 180 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,802 you know, she really, really values what you have to say. 181 00:06:27,827 --> 00:06:29,608 - Hi, everyone! - All: Hi. 182 00:06:29,632 --> 00:06:31,522 Sorry to keep you guys waiting. 183 00:06:31,547 --> 00:06:33,672 [overlapping chatter] Oh, my God. 184 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,354 Hey, Baby. I ordered your tequila online. 185 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,489 - Aww. I love you. - Yes! Drink up. 186 00:06:38,514 --> 00:06:41,434 Liza was just telling us she had something she wanted to say. 187 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,702 Oh, okay. 188 00:06:42,728 --> 00:06:44,845 Uh... 189 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:47,439 We... we were just talking, 190 00:06:47,464 --> 00:06:50,595 - and, um... - And what? 191 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:55,173 Just how this engagement might seem... 192 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:57,899 I mean, are you sure? 193 00:06:57,924 --> 00:07:01,368 With Millennial just starting to take off? 194 00:07:01,393 --> 00:07:03,850 I mean what's the rush? 195 00:07:03,992 --> 00:07:06,275 Is this what you guys all think? 196 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,010 - No, no! - Uh... no! 197 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:09,381 [overlapping comments] 198 00:07:09,406 --> 00:07:11,800 Thad is amazing. We are so excited for you. 199 00:07:11,824 --> 00:07:13,457 Liza... 200 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:16,016 I know you may have some sour grapes after your breakup, 201 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:19,198 but I would really love for you to support me right now. 202 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:22,161 - Of course. - And just so all of you know, 203 00:07:22,186 --> 00:07:25,815 I've changed my relationship status to "engaged." 204 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,848 This is real. To Kelsey's engagement! 205 00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:29,873 Kelsey's engagement! 206 00:07:29,898 --> 00:07:31,476 - Whoo! - Kelsey's engagement! 207 00:07:31,501 --> 00:07:33,353 Whoo-hoo! 208 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,846 [upbeat music] 209 00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:39,621 ♪ ♪ 210 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:41,312 Okay. You may be wrong about that, 211 00:07:41,314 --> 00:07:44,198 but you are so right about this shepherd guy. 212 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,816 God, he can write the shit out of nothing. 213 00:07:45,818 --> 00:07:48,461 I just said the wedding seemed an antsy bit premature. 214 00:07:48,486 --> 00:07:50,333 Whatever. Let's talk about work. 215 00:07:50,358 --> 00:07:51,393 How do we bring this guy in? 216 00:07:51,418 --> 00:07:52,680 Well, he's so far off the grid. 217 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,254 He doesn't even have an email address. 218 00:07:54,279 --> 00:07:56,521 Ugh. I hate that that makes me want him even more, 219 00:07:56,546 --> 00:07:59,032 but it totally does. Do you know where he lives? 220 00:07:59,057 --> 00:08:00,673 Well, there's some clues written in the essays, 221 00:08:00,698 --> 00:08:02,074 but I'd have to drive up there. 222 00:08:02,099 --> 00:08:03,771 Could you cover for me with Diana? 223 00:08:03,796 --> 00:08:07,120 Yes. Because that is what friends do. 224 00:08:07,145 --> 00:08:08,704 You just called in sick. 225 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:11,048 I am really sorry about butting in. 226 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:14,562 I... don't know anything, okay? 227 00:08:14,587 --> 00:08:18,335 I have made so many mistakes in my personal life. 228 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,161 I have no right giving anyone advice. 229 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:23,926 I know that it's hard to see your good friends happy 230 00:08:23,951 --> 00:08:25,239 while you are going through a breakup, 231 00:08:25,264 --> 00:08:27,554 but I just really want you to be excited for me. 232 00:08:27,598 --> 00:08:30,612 Kelsey, if you're happy, I'm happy. 233 00:08:32,573 --> 00:08:34,223 [phone chimes] 234 00:08:37,353 --> 00:08:39,194 _ 235 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,052 [scoffs] What? 236 00:08:42,797 --> 00:08:45,530 I changed my relationship status to "engaged," 237 00:08:45,555 --> 00:08:46,994 and you haven't accepted me, 238 00:08:47,019 --> 00:08:49,230 so now it looks like I'm engaged to myself. 239 00:08:49,255 --> 00:08:51,684 Sorry, babe, I just have to tie up some loose ends first. 240 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:53,375 What do you mean, "loose ends"? 241 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,206 You know, it's just some friends 242 00:08:55,231 --> 00:08:57,272 that deserve to hear the good news in person. 243 00:08:57,297 --> 00:08:59,547 Okay. We're gonna pick a night 244 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,401 and tie up those loose ends together, okay? 245 00:09:02,426 --> 00:09:04,683 I got to go. 246 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:16,737 Sebastian: 160 miles northwest of New York City... 247 00:09:18,063 --> 00:09:21,815 One finds a hamlet in the extreme west part 248 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,819 of Renssalaerville, known as Potter's Hollow. 249 00:09:25,844 --> 00:09:27,660 Beautiful. 250 00:09:28,511 --> 00:09:30,178 The road veers sharply 251 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,976 past the original Palmer Bates Blacksmith shop 252 00:09:33,001 --> 00:09:34,450 and into the forked valley 253 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:37,106 where the pavement turns to dirt... 254 00:09:37,131 --> 00:09:40,213 and leads to one of the most bucolic views 255 00:09:40,238 --> 00:09:43,165 to be found in this part of Western New York State. 256 00:09:46,008 --> 00:09:48,091 [dog barking] 257 00:09:48,116 --> 00:09:50,172 Oh! 258 00:09:50,197 --> 00:09:51,900 Okay. 259 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,241 [continues barking] 260 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:56,084 I guess you missed the "No Trespassing" sign. 261 00:09:56,109 --> 00:09:57,525 Sorry. 262 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:59,857 We met at the Brooklyn Flea, remember? 263 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:01,454 Uh, Stella... 264 00:10:01,479 --> 00:10:03,316 - Right, right. - I read your essays, 265 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:06,042 and I just had to come talk to you. 266 00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:08,154 I'm not a stalker. 267 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:10,175 I work in publishing. 268 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,479 Well, I wrote those essays for fun. 269 00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:14,305 I never really thought about publishing them. 270 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,834 And I came up here to make you think otherwise. 271 00:10:16,858 --> 00:10:17,830 Okay. 272 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:19,271 What's your pitch? 273 00:10:20,910 --> 00:10:23,262 People want a glimpse of a simpler life. 274 00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:26,492 We are all such slaves to social media. 275 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:29,402 You live and write with a clarity of purpose 276 00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:31,222 most people are missing right now. 277 00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:36,264 I think your story is like an American "Year in Provence." 278 00:10:36,289 --> 00:10:38,414 Oh, no, no, no. 279 00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:40,606 That guy went on to become kind of famous, right? 280 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:42,460 See, I don't want to become famous. 281 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:44,852 I think that's what's known as a high-class problem. 282 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,099 For you, maybe. 283 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,081 Would you at least be open 284 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:52,279 to developing your essays into something more... 285 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,731 maybe a book? 286 00:10:54,756 --> 00:10:57,988 In a way, I've already written it. 287 00:10:59,514 --> 00:11:02,417 Five years of my life here on the farm. 288 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:03,908 Some fairly quotidian stuff, 289 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:05,491 but you're welcome to take a look. 290 00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:07,318 I would love to read a copy. 291 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,838 You're looking at the one and only copy right here. 292 00:11:09,994 --> 00:11:12,489 What if I wanted someone else to take a look? 293 00:11:12,514 --> 00:11:15,265 Wherever the book goes, I go. 294 00:11:15,356 --> 00:11:17,553 Understood. 295 00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:20,865 Have at it. [chuckles] 296 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:24,376 Take sugar? 297 00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:26,568 - Just a little honey. - All right. 298 00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:32,548 I'm done. 299 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:34,745 One minute. 300 00:11:37,116 --> 00:11:38,415 I love it. 301 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,077 It's so resonant right now 302 00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:43,514 with everyone so hyper-connected and overstimulated. 303 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:46,456 I think there's something really zeitgeisty here. 304 00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,270 And I'm sure I'll never eat lamb again. 305 00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:50,214 So a handwritten manuscript 306 00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:54,003 on the wonders of solitude and... sheep farming. 307 00:11:54,274 --> 00:11:56,116 How am I supposed to market that? 308 00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:57,407 Sebastian? 309 00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:01,155 Sebastian, I would like you to meet Kelsey Peters, 310 00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:02,881 head of Millennial Print 311 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:05,694 and Diana Trout, head of Marketing. 312 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:08,847 Okay. I think I know how. 313 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,603 Thank you. 314 00:12:17,031 --> 00:12:19,912 So what do you do for fun up on the farm? 315 00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:22,902 Oh, I had my share of fun for about ten years living here. 316 00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:25,724 Fun can be very exhausting. 317 00:12:25,749 --> 00:12:28,606 So, um, no significant other? 318 00:12:28,631 --> 00:12:30,560 There was my ex, Leslie. 319 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,551 Right, of course. 320 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,371 - I remember her from the book. - Yes. 321 00:12:33,396 --> 00:12:35,701 She lasted about six months on the farm. 322 00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:37,338 Yes. Yeah, yeah. Until she decided 323 00:12:37,363 --> 00:12:40,408 a life without reliable Wi-Fi was not worth living. 324 00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:42,517 You don't get lonely? 325 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,874 Ah, the work keeps me busy. 326 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,929 The moon and stars keep me company at night. 327 00:12:47,954 --> 00:12:49,340 What about when it's cloudy? 328 00:12:49,365 --> 00:12:51,161 Oh, I knit. 329 00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,270 Yeah. 330 00:12:53,295 --> 00:12:55,050 [both laugh] 331 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,181 No. You'd be amazed how much more you appreciate life 332 00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,755 when it all slows down. 333 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,865 I bet. 334 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,588 I used to be the poster child for this mess. 335 00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:04,177 [inhales, exhales] 336 00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:05,534 You know, if there's one thing 337 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,394 I hope people can really take from my book, 338 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,649 it's that you can totally reinvent your life on a whim. 339 00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:14,461 I can certainly relate to that. 340 00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:18,267 - Josh. - Liza. 341 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,350 Greta, do you remember my friend, Liza? 342 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,787 - Hi. - [ahem] This is Sebastian. 343 00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:25,458 He's writing a book for us. 344 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,266 What's up, dude? Nice to meet you. 345 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,606 And you. Hello. 346 00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:30,049 Nice to meet you, Sebastian. 347 00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:32,026 - Have a nice dinner. - You too. 348 00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:39,101 That was my ex. We just split up. 349 00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:41,444 Another nice thing about living on a farm... 350 00:13:41,469 --> 00:13:44,515 you never run into your exes. 351 00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,972 Okay, baby. It's time to open the kimono. 352 00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,690 Let's open it. 353 00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:57,189 Who's Alison West? 354 00:13:57,214 --> 00:14:00,349 She is a barista at Stumptown. 355 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:01,665 Unfriend. 356 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,060 Stephanie Roberts? 357 00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:04,787 An analyst at Morgan Stanley. 358 00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:07,023 - She's poking you. - It's a business poke. 359 00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:08,760 Unfriend. 360 00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:09,911 Amanda Potter. 361 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,986 She is my cousin-in-law. 362 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:14,291 That's not a real thing. 363 00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:16,815 - Buh-bye. - Babe, you're harsh. 364 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,563 Is there anyone else here that is gonna be surprised 365 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:22,104 when you change your relationship status to engaged? 366 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:25,066 Ah, baby, just a couple people. 367 00:14:25,091 --> 00:14:27,757 - Like who? - My parents. 368 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:31,040 You haven't told your parents yet? 369 00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:32,231 They're still out of town. 370 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:35,367 Then my vagina is out of town. 371 00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:38,306 Is your mouth out of town? 372 00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:41,971 [upbeat pop tune] 373 00:14:41,996 --> 00:14:46,472 How was dinner with the hot shepherd? 374 00:14:46,497 --> 00:14:50,618 Oh, it was great until we ran into Josh and Greta. 375 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:51,577 Oh. 376 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,469 I definitely think they're dating. 377 00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,494 You're not gonna start baking again, are you? 378 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,568 I'm happy for him. 379 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,261 Seeing him with a girl his own age... 380 00:14:58,286 --> 00:14:59,704 makes sense. 381 00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,338 I thought the shepherd sounded perfect. 382 00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:04,561 Like, off the grid, way out of town. 383 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,886 I am not ready to jump back into something. 384 00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:11,514 And besides... it's a work thing. 385 00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:13,907 You know, before Josh, you didn't have sex for, 386 00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:16,152 like, what, two years? 387 00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:19,161 Don't let your pilot light go out again. 388 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,600 Just saying. 389 00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:27,684 Have Sebastian sign these. 390 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,031 It's boilerplate for a first book. 391 00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:30,610 - Oh, fantastic! - And I also think 392 00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,720 he should be shirtless for the author's photo. 393 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:34,376 We need to look beyond the 4H Club. 394 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,815 Can you have him come in this morning? 395 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,699 Oh, I think he already left for the farm. 396 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:40,221 Without signing these? Liza, what were you thinking? 397 00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,403 I wasn't. 398 00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:42,736 Drive up there, get these signed, 399 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,724 and then get back here with that book. 400 00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:46,335 On my way. 401 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,573 ♪ ♪ 402 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,903 ♪ La la la la ♪ 403 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:49,794 ♪ ♪ 404 00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:51,067 ♪ La la la la ♪ 405 00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:52,236 ♪ ♪ 406 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,329 ♪ La la la la ♪ 407 00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:55,448 ♪ ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 408 00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:58,009 - Hi! Hi. - [dog barking] 409 00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,660 Hi. Sorry to barge in. 410 00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:02,058 I forgot to ask you to sign these last night. 411 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,944 Well, you guys don't waste any time. 412 00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:06,454 [laughs] Come on, let's go. 413 00:16:06,479 --> 00:16:07,612 Come on, boy! 414 00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:09,272 [laughing] 415 00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:11,132 If you want to have someone look these over... 416 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:12,990 Nah. I don't believe in lawyers. 417 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,154 And something tells me I can trust you. 418 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,711 Definitely. 419 00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:18,291 It's a pretty standard agreement. 420 00:16:18,316 --> 00:16:19,774 And we even have language in there 421 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:22,519 giving you approval of the look of the actual book. 422 00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:24,494 - I asked for that. - Oh, that's great. 423 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,815 Yeah. I think it's important it has a handmade feel to it. 424 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,507 I think a lot of people are going to be really touched 425 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,473 - by what you've written. - Ah... 426 00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:34,521 - I know I have. - Well, 427 00:16:34,546 --> 00:16:36,566 regardless of what happens with the book, 428 00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:40,144 I'm just glad it gave me a chance to meet you. 429 00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:42,561 I feel the same way. 430 00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:55,128 I'm sorry. I don't get many visitors. 431 00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:57,577 I forgot my manners. 432 00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:04,282 I'm being very unprofessional. 433 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,076 - [phone chimes] - Oh, no. 434 00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:10,049 Do yourself a favor. Just throw that thing away. 435 00:17:10,074 --> 00:17:11,534 I know. I'm sorry. 436 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:13,437 Oh... [laughing] 437 00:17:13,462 --> 00:17:15,847 I have to rush these to the office. 438 00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:18,006 I'll be back to show you the proofs 439 00:17:18,031 --> 00:17:19,461 once we have them. 440 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:22,776 Come back anytime, but you don't need an excuse. 441 00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:26,906 Nothing beats a good glass of red by that fireplace. 442 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,064 Great. 443 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,957 I'll bring the wine. 444 00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:35,598 Take good care of my baby. 445 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,529 - Like it's my own. - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 446 00:17:39,554 --> 00:17:41,388 ♪ Hello there, sunshine ♪ 447 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:43,463 ♪ Hey, hey, come meet the moon ♪ 448 00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,328 ♪ Hey, hey, hello there, sunshine... ♪ 449 00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:47,824 - [phone chimes] - ♪ I'll be there soon ♪ 450 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,733 - _ - ♪ Hey, hey, I gotta dance on the river ♪ 451 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,160 [softly] Oh, shoot. 452 00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:52,985 ♪ Gotta talk to the clouds ♪ 453 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,112 - ♪ Gotta run on a rainbow ♪ - Ah, damn. 454 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,679 ♪ La la la la, hey, hey ♪ 455 00:17:57,704 --> 00:17:59,798 ♪ La la la la, hey, hey ♪ 456 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,180 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 457 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,474 [sheep bleats in distance] 458 00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,276 Sebastian? 459 00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:20,269 [sheep bleat, dog barks] 460 00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:22,238 Sebastian? 461 00:18:24,788 --> 00:18:26,201 Hello? 462 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:27,807 - [moans] Oh... - [sheep bleats] 463 00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,215 Ohh... 464 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,422 Oh, my God! 465 00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:31,792 - Oh! - [sheep bleats] 466 00:18:31,817 --> 00:18:34,267 Oh, my God! [whimpering/grunting] 467 00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:37,841 Liza! Liza! Liza! 468 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,480 I was just grooming her! 469 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:42,949 Stella! 470 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,510 What? Are you sure? 471 00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:53,399 Well, he said he was grooming her, 472 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,899 - but... - But what? 473 00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:56,690 Oh, please don't make me repeat it. 474 00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:57,760 After what I went through 475 00:18:57,785 --> 00:18:59,428 with the Dennis Hastert high school wrestling memoir, 476 00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:01,125 - we can't risk this. - That is what comes 477 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:03,590 from trying find new authors at the Farmers' Market. 478 00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:06,687 Maybe you'll have better luck next time at the circus. 479 00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,602 You know what? I do have some good news. 480 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,482 Josh unfollowed me on Instagram. 481 00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:12,839 How is that good news? 482 00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,635 That means that he misses you so much 483 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,081 he can't even see pictures of your friends having fun. 484 00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:19,757 Or maybe he just wants nothing to do with any of us. 485 00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:22,088 I like my version a lot better. 486 00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:23,050 Hey, babe. 487 00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:25,346 - Hey, babe. - Hey. Hey, Liza. 488 00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:27,497 Hey, let's go, Kels. We're gonna be late. 489 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:28,616 Yeah. Wish us luck. 490 00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,057 We're going to meet his parents for dinner, 491 00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:31,298 and we're gonna tell 'em the big news. 492 00:19:31,323 --> 00:19:32,930 Babe, I already told them. 493 00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:34,788 I wouldn't just drop a big bomb like that 494 00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:36,312 with you sitting there. What if they freaked? 495 00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,685 What? What did they say? 496 00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:41,034 They are super pumped. 497 00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:44,090 We have to go do something first. 498 00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,773 Okay. Let's make this official. 499 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:50,386 [exhales] 500 00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,370 Okay. 501 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,204 Relationship status officially updated. 502 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,530 Okay. 503 00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:01,038 [Thad chuckles] 504 00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:03,824 [cheerful pop melody] 505 00:20:03,849 --> 00:20:05,079 ♪ ♪ 506 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:26,259 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -