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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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But, Todd, what if
she wanders off again?

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LEWIS: She's a danger to herself
and maybe to us.

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We can't just let her
roam around here.

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We could lock her
in that focus group room

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with the two-way mirror,

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keep an eye on her
from in there.

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Are you learning how to fly?

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LEWIS:
Figure if I get good enough,

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maybe one day I can fly off
to Tokyo and look for Mark.

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*

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It's creepy. It's like she can
see us through the mirror.

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LEWIS:
You think she's still mad?

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TODD:
It's hard to tell.

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She's just been sitting
like that for the past hour.

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It's very unnerving.

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Bud, you're doing
the right thing.

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This is for
her own safety.

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Yeah, but it still
doesn't feel right.

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Well, why don't
I go check on her?

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I used to shadow the HR lady
at the hot sauce company,

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so I know my way around
a psychotic episode.

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Hi, Melissa.

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(no audio)

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Well, that was not fun.
What happened?

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Well, she just said
that Gail didn't go to Napa,

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but she threw herself
over a cliff

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'cause I bugged her too much.
(chuckles)

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Hey, don't listen
to Melissa, okay?

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She's just trying
to get under your skin.

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It's a classic lash out.

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Here, let me give it a try.

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(no audio)

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She said the last thing
that Mike said before he died

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was, uh, "Where's my brother?"

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Here, let me try.

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She hasn't known
me for as long,

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so she doesn't have
any emotional ammo.

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(no audio)

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She said Mark is still alive.

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Oh, that's positive.
Oh.

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And living with his new lover
in Tokyo.

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Oh, she got you on the flippety
with that one.

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(muted):
Hi, Melissa.

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(no audio)

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Australia sank.

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(no audio)

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I'm getting fat.

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No one likes a short man.

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I'm pregnant with Mike's baby.

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Racial slur.

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I mean, she actually just said
the words "racial slur."

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Well, now I'm definitely
not going in there.

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I mean, she's already the most
pissed at me for locking her up.

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Oh, Todd, she'll come around.
Don't beat yourself up.

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MELISSA (singsongy):
Judas.

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Oh, Judas.

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Two-way mirror--
how can she tell where you are?

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I'll never forgive you, Todd.

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Wow, she's really nailing the
worst-thing-you-can-hear thing.

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Yeah.

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TANDY:
Nice takeoff, very smooth.

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You're a regular
Sully Sullenberger.

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Sully Sullenberger?
I hardly "knewenberger."

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(laughs)

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You want a drink?
Yeah. I could use one.

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All right.

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Where did you get all these?

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Oh, come on.

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We got an airplane.

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If we didn't have tiny bottles,
we'd be gigantic "bott-holes."

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(laughs)
Well, that one worked well.

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Down the hatch.

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Mm.

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So, uh, when do you think
that you'll be ready

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to take, like, a real flight,
get out there and go see Mark?

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Technically, I've logged
enough hours in here

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to try a test run,
but I don't know.

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I just don't feel
quite ready yet.

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Well, take your time.

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You'll know when you're ready.

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You don't want to rush
something like flying.

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That's pure suicide.

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Round two?

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Ah, I probably shouldn't.

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I want to get
some more flights in here.

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Hey, don't worry.

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I got you a little Breathalyzer.

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Breathalyzer?
I hardly "knewalyzer."

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See, it works with everything.

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Does it?

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Okay, you keep up
the good simulating, huh?

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(chuckles)

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Hey, guys.

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Any, uh, leads?

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Nothing yet.

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Everything seems
so similar,

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and without any
medical training,

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it's hard to pin down.

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Yeah, even doctors misdiagnose.

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I once had a bunion removed.

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Turned out it was a sixth toe.

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How's Melissa doing?

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Not great. You know,
I-I got a baby monitor

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so I can keep an eye on her.

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Oh, I think
the screen's broken.

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Looks like it's frozen there.
ERICA: Yeah.

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No, she's just standing there.

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Oh, my God.
You know, we might not

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want to rule out
a standard possession.

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This has all the tell-tale signs
of a conjuring.

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Maybe we just keep it to
the, uh, medical world for now.

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It could be
general psychosis.

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Oh, well, what are
the symptoms of that?

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Detachment from reality,

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putting oneself and
others in danger,

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childlike regression.

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TANDY:
Good afternoon, Vietnam!

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Hey-oh!

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Never mind. I think the
odds of two people

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in the group having
that are slim.

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Made a little run
to the pharmacy,

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and I think I might have just
come up with a little solution.

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What are those?

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Pills.

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Pills? What pills?

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Just a classic mix and match.

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So now we're just gonna give her
a bunch of random drugs?

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Eh, it's kind of a "you know it
when you see it" situation.

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Hmm. Looks like he
got some Lexapro,

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Zoloft, Prozac,
Celexa, Paxil,

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Luvox, Latuda.

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I've dabbled.

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Tandy, we can't make
her take pills.

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What about shock therapy?

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(sighs)

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It worked wonders
on my grandma.

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My grandpa always said
that before,

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she was like,
"Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba,"

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and then afterwards,
nothing.

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TODD: Guys, we're not
giving her drugs.

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Okay? Or shock therapy.

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I mean, come on,
this is ridiculous!

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Todders, what's wrong?

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Seriously? We don't know
what we're doing,

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and we never will;
we're not doctors.

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Hey, we'll figure it out.

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Oh, we'll figure it out?

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Like we figured out how to
do an appendectomy on Phil?

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Yeah, that
worked out great.

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Or we are just gonna figure
it out when babies start

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popping out of
that one. Huh?

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Or that one?

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Look, all the women in my family
needed C-sections.

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All of them.

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What are we gonna do
if one of them needs one?

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Huh?

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Wake up, bud.

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It's all going south.

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Hey, Lewis!
(screams)

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Come on, get that nose up, bud!
Level those wings!

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Straighten up and fly right.

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Or left. You choose.
You're the pilot.

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Whoa!

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(laughs)

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You don't see that up in
the air every day, huh?

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What do you want, Tandy?

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I want you to put that thing
in park and come out with me.

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I got a little present for you.

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(siren wailing)

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And... ta-da!

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(chuckles)

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What's going on?

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What's going on is
you're ready.

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Ready for what?

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Your first flight... now.

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You want me to fly
that thing?

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I've only flown
in a simulator.

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Do you think
that Amelia Earhart

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had a bunch of cracks at it
in a simulator?

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No. She just got into
a plane and wung it.

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Amelia Earhart crashed
and died, Tandy.

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Uh, we don't know that.

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She might have got into
a jogging accident, right?

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Look, what are you getting
so worked up about, huh?

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I mean, it's very well known

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that flying is the safest
form of travel, right?

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I mean, we had way more
of a chance of dying

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on the drive over here.

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It's simple statistics.
(sighs)

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Do those statistics
take into account

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someone who's
never flown before?

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Yes, they do.

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You have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Yes, I do, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, you didn't know this.
I never told you this.

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I used to, uh,
be a travel statistician.

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You were a temp.

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Yes, I... at a...
a travel statisticiary.

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Sorry, Tandy,
not doing this.

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Yeah, Lewis, wait.
W-Wait. Look.

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Melissa's sick, Todd's a mess,
and, like, Carol and Erica--

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they're freaking out now
about C-sections.

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And how does me flying
make any of that better?

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If we get you up into a plane,

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there's a chance
that you could find someone.

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And who knows? Maybe that
someone could be a doctor.

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I don't know.
It seems like long shot, Tandy.

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Yeah, it's a friggin'
long shot,

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but we're fresh out
of short shots, bud.

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Look,

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this is gonna be scary
whenever you decide to do it,

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but you got to take
that leap one day.

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Why not today?

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(sighs)

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It is a nice plane.

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Yeah, it is, sure.

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And I have put the time in.

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Tremendous amount
of time in there.

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And I guess
the sooner I get flying,

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the sooner I get back to Mark.

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There you go.

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Solid logic.

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(sighs)

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Okay.

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Okay, I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna frigging fly.

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You're gonna frigging fly!

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(whoops)

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* On the wings of Lewis

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ALL:
* Up and above the clouds

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* The only way to fly

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* Is flying high upon

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* The wings of Lewis

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* Ah!

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(scat-singing discordant notes)

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(whoops) Yeah!

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(laughs)
Yes!

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Yup, yup, yup,
yup, yup!

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Hey, guys,
I'm just gonna take off,

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take a short lap
and sit it right back down,

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so we really don't have to make
a big deal out of this.

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Oh, yes, we do.

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Lewis, you haven't even
gotten off the ground yet,

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but you've already
lifted our spirits.

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CAROL: Oh, and while
you're up there,

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maybe you could fly over Napa
and see if Gail's doing okay?

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Carol, you can just
drive to Napa.

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It's, like,
an hour away.

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Not the way I drive.

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I drive very slowly.

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Maybe one day you could
fly me to Australia.

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Uh... sure.

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Why not? It's a date.

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Really?
Yeah.

256
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,981
Hey, listen, Lewis...
Oh, my.

257
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,382
Oh.
Excuse me.

258
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,917
Lewis, I just

259
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,653
want to thank you
so much, all right?

260
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,987
Oh, geez.
I mean, this means

261
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,990
so much... to me
and Melissa.

262
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,925
Right, sweetheart?

263
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,493
Yeah.

264
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,996
Yeah, she's... giving you

265
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,431
a thumbs up there,
so... (laughs)

266
00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,599
Thanks, Melissa.

267
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,168
I'd like to make a toast.

268
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,736
Raise your glasses,
please.

269
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:03,804
Yes.
Yeah.

270
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,174
Galileo...
TODD:
Hmm.

271
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,010
...Sir Isaac Newton,

272
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,511
Thomas Alva Edison,

273
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,513
Doug Henning,

274
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,684
Pelé, Peter Frampton,

275
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,518
Jonas Salk,

276
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,520
Lena Dunham,

277
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,756
Shel Silverstein,

278
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,358
Kenny Loggins,

279
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,295
George Washington Carver,

280
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,931
Lewis.

281
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,999
TODD:
Yeah.

282
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,867
CAROL:
This is so exciting.

283
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,036
Talk about front page news.

284
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,371
*

285
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,041
"Lewis Gets It Wright, Brother!"

286
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,711
Yup, it's the first edition
of the Post Virus Post.

287
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,813
Lewis, you want one?

288
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,547
Uh, I'll grab one after
the flight, thanks.

289
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,749
Roger Rabbit that.

290
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,051
Oh.
Sorry.

291
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,285
It's all right.

292
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,688
I got you a little
good luck send-off present.

293
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,456
It's traditional gear.

294
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,059
It's a bomber's jacket
from Aeropostale.

295
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,894
Oh, no.
Put it on,
please. Now.

296
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,295
And this is a pilot's hat

297
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,498
from one of San Jose's
most respected Halloween stores.

298
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,834
Wear it with pride.

299
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,035
Thank you very much.

300
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,236
You're welcome.

301
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,739
All right, everyone,
I guess it's showtime.

302
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,708
Wow, this is real.

303
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:18,411
This just got very...
very, very real.

304
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,013
That's how you know it's right.

305
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,682
(sighs)
Okay.

306
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,551
Right.

307
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,585
Right on!

308
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,655
Nelson Mandela.

309
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,891
Jim Henson.

310
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,926
Hamilton.

311
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,661
The guy who did Hamilton.

312
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,096
I got it, Tandy.

313
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,165
I'm not finished.

314
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,367
Lewis.

315
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,634
(chuckles)

316
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,578
You're ready for this, bud.

317
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,947
Now you get up there
and kiss some clouds, okay?

318
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,415
Thanks.

319
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,884
(Tandy laughs)
CAROL:
Yes!

320
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,786
Just gave him
a little pep talk.
What'd you say?

321
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,120
TANDY:
Oh, I've been doing
this thing where I say

322
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,589
famous people's names,
then I put his name at the end.

323
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,357
It really lands.

324
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,294
(engine starting)

325
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,229
Okay.
Okay, let's get out of the way.
Come on. Out of the way.

326
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,733
(cheering)

327
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:17,470
(cheering, Tandy whooping)

328
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,074
(cheering
and indistinct shouting)

329
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,810
(Tandy whoops)

330
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,145
Yes!
(indistinct shouting)

331
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,980
(cheering)

332
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,482
Yes!

333
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,085
(indistinct shouting)

334
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,841
(screams)

335
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,408
ERICA:
Oh!

336
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,710
Oh, my God!

337
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,582
Was... not...

338
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,285
ready.

339
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:12,159
Well, he made the front
page two days in a row.

340
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,726
We'll miss you.

341
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,933
Neil Armstrong,

342
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,870
Johnny Appleseed,

343
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,972
SEAL Team Six.

344
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,675
Ryan Lochte before Rio.

345
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,880
None of these people hold
a candle to Lewis.

346
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,048
Was he a hero?

347
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,551
I would slap you across the face
if you even asked that question.

348
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,254
And since I just asked
that question...

349
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,657
It took a turn fast.

350
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,894
No one here is disputing that.

351
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,230
The cleanup was, uh... messy.

352
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,065
Yeah, it was.

353
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,501
Lot of people would look
at Lewis' test flight

354
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,237
and say that Lewis
failed that test.

355
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,506
Not me.

356
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,009
I say he passed.

357
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,178
Passed away.

358
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,182
But now Lewis is safely
in the arms of his partner Mark.

359
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,517
I mean, let's face it,

360
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,652
we all knew that Mark was dead.

361
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,587
(chuckles)
Todd, uh,

362
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,089
do you have a song for us?

363
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,491
Yeah, Tandy,
I prepared a friggin' song.

364
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,161
My girlfriend's trapped
in a cage that I put her in,

365
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,330
but I abandoned her
so I could stay up all night

366
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,932
and learn a bunch of lyrics.

367
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,333
So, a no on the song.

368
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,534
No, I prepared one.
I just told you,

369
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,102
I stayed up all night.

370
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,671
Oh, good.
Well...

371
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,674
* I...

372
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,843
* Just want to fly

373
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,212
* Put
your arms *

374
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,449
* Around me, baby

375
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:46,886
* Put your arms
around me, baby *

376
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,022
* I...

377
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,358
* Just want

378
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,927
* To...

379
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,397
Fly.

380
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,267
Thank you, Todd.

381
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,969
You're welcome.

382
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,471
Now, would anybody else like
to say a few words?

383
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,340
Yeah, I'd like to.

384
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,745
(sighs)

385
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:17,650
Every time hope comes
into my life, it dies.

386
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,220
I fell in love with Phil.
He died.

387
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,789
Mike came into my life. He died.

388
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,824
Lewis promised
to take me to Australia.

389
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,493
Dead.

390
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,828
So, obviously, I'm cursed.

391
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,299
Oh, and we might as well make
this a funeral for Gail, too,

392
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,833
because I'm starting
to think Melissa's right.

393
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:34,867
Gail's dead.

394
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,006
And why? Because everyone
I love always dies.

395
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,074
Thank you.

396
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,909
That was beautiful, Erica.

397
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,877
(Australian accent):
Good on ya. (chuckles)

398
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:51,151
I hold here what are
probably Lewis' remains.

399
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,952
And a few bolts.

400
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,187
Yeah.

401
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,857
But now, Lewis, you're free.

402
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,027
Ashes to ashes,

403
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,029
bolts to bolts...

404
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,263
Say it
with me.

405
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,864
Bolts to bolts.
Ashes to ashes.

406
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,034
Ashes to ashes.
Great.

407
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,712
(beep)

408
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,748
(whirring)

409
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,858
(Carol groans)

410
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,128
(groans)

411
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,729
Good funeral.

412
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,767
*

413
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,531
*

414
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,933
Hi there.

415
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,602
Took that thing off.

416
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,538
Couldn't remember
if you believed in them or not.

417
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,508
(sighs)
Well,

418
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,544
I really miss Lewis.

419
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,115
If he's up there with you,

420
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,883
please, just tell him I'm sorry.

421
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,086
I was just trying to help.

422
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,721
(chuckles softly)

423
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,024
Everything's such a mess
right now.

424
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,192
I don't know what to do.

425
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,262
E-Every time I try
to turn things around,

426
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,064
I just make it worse.

427
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,967
So if you have any idea

428
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,969
how to fix this,

429
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,038
please let me know.

430
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,641
'Cause I am just...

431
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,310
lost.

432
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,478
(sighs)

433
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,513
*

434
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,433
And now I'm found.

435
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,002
*

436
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,904
Thanks, God!

437
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,373
You see that? Boo!

438
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,945
("I Gotta Move" by The Kinks
playing)

439
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,950
* I don't wanna
get left behind *

440
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,222
* Gonna love my baby
all the time *

441
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,195
* If I don't wanna
get left alone *

442
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,732
* I gotta move on down
my baby's home *

443
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,736
* And if my baby isn't there

444
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,408
* I'm gonna fill my gap
and comb my hair *

445
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,677
* Gotta move

446
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,046
* Gotta move, ooh

447
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,217
* Gotta move

448
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,852
* Gotta move.

449
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,887
*

450
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,291
Right down this way.

451
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,292
Follow these cords.

452
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,161
Spoiler.
(chuckles)

453
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,632
All right, thank you so much
for coming out here. So, uh,

454
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,635
I had a little gab sesh today
with the big guy upstairs--

455
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,570
uh, talking about God-- uh,

456
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,239
and, you know,
he gifted me

457
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,373
with an epiphany,

458
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,042
something that will help us
to honor Lewis

459
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,877
and to raise our spirits
as well.

460
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,746
'Cause, let's face it,
I mean, we've been going

461
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,581
through a pretty rough stretch,
right?

462
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,416
So,
hopefully,

463
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,753
this will help us see the light.

464
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,589
("Flower Duet" playing)
(chuckles)

465
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,924
The rainbow!

466
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,426
A symbol

467
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,562
near and dear to Lewis' heart.

468
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,164
Let the healing begin!

469
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,599
Yeah, that's cool.

470
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,000
Pretty colors.
(chuckles softly)

471
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,669
Lewis would've liked this.

472
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,704
Or been offended. Hard to know.

473
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,205
Right?
(chuckles)

474
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,608
Wait, where you guys goin'?

475
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,176
Just kind of cold.

476
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,111
But really
good job.

477
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,480
Nobody liked it.

478
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,456
Why'd you make me do that?

479
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,492
It was all for nothin'?

480
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,329
*

481
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,738
(whirring)

482
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,497
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

483
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,998
(horn honking)

484
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,000
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