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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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You are not okay,
and I want to help you.

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I don't need your help!

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I hate you!
You're a monster!

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God, I'm gonna have
to find a new hideout.

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This looks like a good place
for Mama's hideaway.

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Melissa-- she's gone.

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I'm in the elevator!
Please, please help me!

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TODD:
Oh, my God. It says good-bye.

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What do we do?
Hey, don't worry, T-Bone.

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I got this, huh?

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Okay, the note Melissa left
says "good-bye."

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Those are our clues.
"Good" and "bye."

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What do we know
about this message?

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Okay, "bye" means she's left.

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That's what you say
when you're leaving.

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"Good" means good.
She wishes us well.

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I don't think this is helping.

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This is not helping.
We got to be smarter about this.

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What do we know? What do we
know? What we do know? Okay.

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We know the note says
"good-bye," okay?

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We know she wrote it by hand.

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We're not dealing
with an amateur here.

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She's left places before.
She's good.

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Tandy, we're wasting time!

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Just saying
we're wasting time

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is a waste of time
in itself, okay?

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But he does have a point.

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We know that the first
48 hours are crucial.

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We know that nobody is ever
found after the first 48 hours.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Maybe it stands for something!

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Maybe it stands for something!

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Yes. Okay, "good-bye."
"G" is for "gone."

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"O" is for "outside."
Another "O,"

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reaffirming
the previous "outside."

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"D" is for "duh,"
as in it's a no-brainer

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that she's outside.
"B" is for "bye."

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That's, uh, part of the word.
"Y" is for "yes,

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you're on the right track
with all the letters thus far."

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And "E," uh... E, E,

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E, E, uh,

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uh, uh, uh, "eagle."
Tandy,

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maybe we should just
crack this code on the road.

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Totally, Carol. Okay.

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Oh, my God, there she is!
Huh?

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Is what I want to hear
from someone

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within the next
47 hours and 50 minutes.

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Okay, let's jet.
Come on, go!

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We've wasted time.
Oh, Tandy!

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(horn honking in distance)

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Carol, come on, let's go!

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Hey! Hey!

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Hey, I'm in here!

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What's going on, bud?
I don't know.

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She's, like, taking a dump
or something, gosh.

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Carol!

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Stupid frigging gun.

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Hey, hey!

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(honking in distance)

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All right, okay!

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I was just leaving a note for
Gail so she knows where we are.

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Help! Help!

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Come on.

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(siren chirps)

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(distant gunshots)

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TODD (on bullhorn):
Melissa.

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Melissa.

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Melissa.

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Hey, bud.

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We didn't see anything. You?

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No. Same here.

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I'm gonna head
towards Milpitas.

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You check out Saratoga.

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Let's call it for the night.

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Everyone's massively pooped.

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Nah. I'm not going back
till I find her, Tandy.

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(engine starts)
Hey, Todd.

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Yeah?

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Find her.

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Okay.

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(on bull horn):
Melissa.

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Melissa?

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GAIL:
Bunch of frigging turds.

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Course, I would have
found them by now.

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Well, you know
what they say, Gordon.

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If you want something done,
you got to do it yourself.

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All right, lawn chair,

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hope you've got
your affairs in order,

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'cause you're about
to meet your maker.

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Cause of death: Gail Klosterman.

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Okay.

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LEWIS:
Okay, so we already

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checked Sunnyvale.
ERICA: Yeah.

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And Campbell.
Yeah.

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And Los Gatos.

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Don't forget these areas.

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And then if we jump
on the freeway,

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we could maybe
get south.

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I don't know, maybe
she got that far

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if she stole a car
or something.
Okay.

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And this area
right here.

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Okay.

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You head this way, yeah,
and we'll just, like,

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look at these...

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And, um, I don't know,
maybe tomorrow,

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we just get on the freeway
in this area.

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And then, if we have time,
we come over here....

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TANDY:
Good morning, Vietnam.

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BOTH:
Hey, Tandy.

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Notice anything
different about me?

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You're wearing a dinosaur suit?

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No, I'm not.
Oh, no! Wha-Wha...

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Oh, good God,
have I turned into a dinosaur?

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No...!

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Oh...

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JK. No, I'm wearing
a dinosaur suit. Yeah.

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That's ridiculous.

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Oh, really, huh?

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Well, let me
ask you a question, Lewis.

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Uh, what were you
wearing last night

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when you were
searching for Melissa?

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A shirt and pants.
Huh.

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And how many Melissas
did you find?

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None.

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None. Huh.

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So, uh, yeah,
I'm no math doctor,

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but that seems to me one less
than we were searching for.

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And you think wearing that suit
is gonna help find her?

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You catch crazy
with crazy.

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Huh? It's
simple logic.

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I feel like that might
scare her off even further.

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It's not gonna scare her.

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Aah! No!

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No!
Oh, no, Todd.

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Wait, wait! Wait. Wait.
No! No!

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Todd, Todd.
Aah!

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Bud, it's me. It's me.
It's me, Tandy.
Oh!

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God, you scared
me to death, bud.
I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry.
Just so you know,

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dinosaurs have not
been around for, like,

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thousands of years.

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I know.
I'm just so tired, bud.

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I was out all last night.
I just stopped by

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for some power bars and coffee
before I head back out.

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I'm worried about you.
You need to get some sleep, bud.

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No, I'm fine.
I need to do this.

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I just need to amp up
with a little more java.

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Hey.
Has anybody seen my mom?

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She didn't sleep
in her bed last night.

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She said she was
going on vacation,

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but she didn't pack a bag
and none of her wines are gone.

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Oh, don't worry.
Gail does that.

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She'll be back in a couple
of days, reeking of booze,

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but she'll be high on life.

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And some drugs.

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Okay, that's such a relief.

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'Cause there was just this
little part of me that thought

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that maybe she left
'cause of me.
Why is that?

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'Cause she said she was
leaving 'cause of me.

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And you got that from that?

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Yeah.
She wouldn't do that, right?

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Not a chance.
Right, guys?

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N-No.
LEWIS: No.

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No.
No.

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Okay, guys,

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we're spending a lot of time

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talking about someone

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we're pretty sure
is not missing,

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while someone we know is missing

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is out there
and possibly in danger.

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Todd's right. Hey, let's keep
our eyes on the prize.

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Whoa.

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Real hard to see
in this thing.

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TODD (on bullhorn):
Melissa.
CAROL: Melissa!

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Melissa?
Melissa!

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Melissa?

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Mom.
(engine stops)

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Lewis, why are we
stopping?

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Uh... I want to check out
that shrub.

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Think it's a Comprosma rugosa.
Very rare.

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At this latitude?
I thought they were indigenous

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to the grasslands
of New Zealand.

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He's taking a pee.

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Oh.

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Melissa.

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Mom.

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Melissa.

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TANDY:
Guys, guys!

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I found something.

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A frigging hula hoop.

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Come on, Tandy.

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Tag's still on.
That'll be good for resale.

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Little help
here?

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No?

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Okay, I got it.

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TODD:
Melissa.

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Mom.
Carol, I thought we
talked about this.

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We're looking for Melissa.

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Yeah, but Gail's...
Gail is fine.

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Sorry, I just...

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No, I'm sorry. We just
need to focus, all right?

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Of course.

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Melissa!
Melissa!

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Mom!

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Oh, I'm so sorry--
old habits.

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Melissa.

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Melissa.

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Melissa.

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False alarm.

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Hey, it's gonna get dark soon.
Should we head back?

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We're not going back
till we find her.

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Melissa.

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Melissa!

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Melissa, please.

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Got it.

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LEWIS:
Todd?

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Todd.

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Okay, so he's out.

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Now, what are we gonna do here?

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I mean, I want to
find Melissa, too,

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but she could be anywhere.

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We just can't keep
searching forever.

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Yeah, she could be in
another state by now.

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Maybe even another country.

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Yeah, she didn't
respond to the dinosaur,

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so she must be very far away.

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Look, chances are
she's gonna eventually

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come back home on her own,

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so we should just
wait for her there.

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Yeah. let's go home.
Maybe Gail's back.

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I'll tell him the news.

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Todd.

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Todd.

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(short chuckle)
Boy, is he out.

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Todd!

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Aah!
Oh, bro-dawg, it's me!

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It's me! It's me!

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It's me, Tandy.

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Oh, Todd, we got
to get you home, bud.

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No, we got to keep looking.
Walking around,

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shouting "Melissa" is
just not working, man.

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Well, it works a hell of a lot
better than doing nothing.

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Come on, Todd,
please.

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Todd.
TODD:
No, no, no.

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You enjoy your sleep, okay?

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Todd.
TANDY: Todd, think about
what you're doing.

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Please, Todd.

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Todd, come back.

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Todd.

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(crash)

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Oh!
Oh...

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He literally hit the wall.

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(glass rattling)

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TODD (over bullhorn):
Melissa!

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TANDY:
Todd speed, my friend.

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Todd speed.

257
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,830
(laughs)
You hear that?

258
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:33,500
I said "Godspeed,"
but with "Todd" instead.

259
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,668
Boom.

260
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,541
Todd!
(yells)

261
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,043
You ought to get
some sleep, bud.

262
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,511
Yeah, I was out
all last night again.

263
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,880
I figured a shower might wake
me up before I head back out.

264
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,825
Hey, bud, you okay?

265
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,727
(voice breaking):
Yeah, I'm fine, it's just the...

266
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,461
water from the shower.

267
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,663
(softly):
Hey.

268
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,632
Hey, get in here.

269
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,400
Get in here. Oh.

270
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,568
(crying)

271
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,004
Hey, everything's
gonna be okay, okay?

272
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,505
We're gonna find
her, you hear me?

273
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,907
(crying):
It's just hard, you know?

274
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,076
Because I'm the reason she left.

275
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,378
Maybe I should've just
had a baby with her!

276
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,547
Would a penis compliment
make you feel you better?

277
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,717
No.
No, 'cause got a real
solid one down there, yeah.

278
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,819
It's the exact size
it should be for your body.

279
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,588
It's a tad pale, but
nothing a little sun can't cure.

280
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,723
Tandy.

281
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,324
I'm kidding,
it's the perfect color.

282
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,928
And I'm sorry to imply
otherwise, even jokingly, okay?

283
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,563
Tandy, you want to
make me feel better?

284
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,597
More than anything.

285
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,099
Then help me find her.

286
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,233
You got it.

287
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,668
Okay, let's get back to basics.

288
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,071
What'd that note say?
Okay, it said "good" and "bye."

289
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,206
Now, backwards,
that's "eyb doog."

290
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,574
No, Tandy,
forget the damn note!

291
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,276
Okay, uh, what else do we know?

292
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,544
Uh, we know that she's
wearing a prison outfit.

293
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,947
We know that she's been
digging holes in walls.

294
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,448
We know that she left
under cover of darkness.

295
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,784
Oh, my God.
I know where she is, Tandy.

296
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,451
A prison outfit store!

297
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,287
Yes, that's so obvious.

298
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,254
No.

299
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,422
A hole digging store?

300
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,924
Uh, a cover of darkness store.
No.

301
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,059
Todd, these stores
simply don't exist.

302
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,795
Tandy, she's in Zihuatanejo.

303
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,796
Zihuatanejo?

304
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:09,930
Yeah, it's where
Andy and Red go

305
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:10,931
at the end of Shawshank.

306
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,133
Spoiler, dude. God.

307
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,902
Look, come on, let's do this.
Okay. Great.

308
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,236
You go grab me some eye shades
and car pillows,

309
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,238
and then we'll hit the road.

310
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,773
Hey, hit the road.
Why would we hit the road?

311
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,909
Are we mad at it?
Boom. (laughs)

312
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,744
Don't worry about laughing.
I know you're tired.

313
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:28,615
Oh, get in there,
you little stinker.

314
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,550
(sighs)

315
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,453
Gonna need a hammer.

316
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,889
(quietly):
Okay, where are you?

317
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,791
Bingo.

318
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,567
(plastic creaking, Gail grunts)

319
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,503
I'm sorry, Gordo.

320
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:55,175
But you always were
a little hardheaded.

321
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,110
(grunts)

322
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,180
Oh, that's gonna work.

323
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:05,352
Things are looking up
for Gail Klosterman.

324
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,020
Oh...

325
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,022
Fart on a stick!

326
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,125
Hi, Care Bear.

327
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,294
Oh, hey, Tandy.
What's wrong?

328
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,129
Ah, it's just...
Gail's not back yet.

329
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,031
Eh, she's probably
just up in Napa, you know?

330
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,133
Drinking wine,
having a great old time.

331
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,435
She's not in Napa.

332
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,872
She's in trouble.

333
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,639
And I want to go search for her.
Will you help me?

334
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,875
Of course.

335
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,042
TODD:
Ooh.

336
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,710
You ready, bud?
Sure am, bud.

337
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,213
Ready for what?
We're going to Zihuatanejo.

338
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,548
What? No. Tandy has to go
help me find Gail.

339
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,851
Tandy, is that true?
Hey, I can help you both.

340
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,653
Okay, so, uh, Todd,
when do you want to leave?
Now.

341
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,490
And, uh, Carol, when do you want
to go do this Gail thing?
Now.

342
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,958
And you both use
the standard definition

343
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,159
of the word "now"?

344
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:46,994
Yes.
Yes.

345
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:47,995
Whitney Houston,

346
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,063
we have a problem.
Hmm.

347
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,832
No, we don't, it's very clear
who the priority is here.

348
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,234
Melissa is the only one

349
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,903
who is in trouble.
CAROL:
They can both be in trouble.

350
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,905
Ever heard of double trouble?

351
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,306
Gail is not in trouble.

352
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,542
Look, a mother and a daughter
share a special connection.

353
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,077
And I can feel it.

354
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:07,347
She's got into some sort of
horrible accident or something.

355
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,249
No, she didn't.
Yes, she did.

356
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,717
She could be stuck
in a pit somewhere,

357
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,751
or quicksand.

358
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,321
Or even worse, slow sand.

359
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,390
A slower, more torturous
form of dangerous sand.

360
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,725
Gail is fine.

361
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,227
No, she isn't.
Yes, she is.

362
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,228
Then, where is she?

363
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,097
She's avoiding you, okay?

364
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,900
You annoyed the ever-living crap
out of her and she left.

365
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,768
She'll come back
when she wants to.

366
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,171
But right now
we need to look for Melissa.

367
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,406
So stop this phony-baloney
mother-daughter crap,

368
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,076
and start helping,
'cause Melissa needs us now.

369
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,086
Huh.

370
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,791
Look, Carol, this might be
hard for you to hear,

371
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,461
but I need to tell it
to you straight.

372
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,431
Todd is flat-out cray.

373
00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,967
I'm on your side here.

374
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,469
Gail definitely didn't leave
'cause of you.

375
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,072
Most likely scenario,
she went out to grab you a gift,

376
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,640
slipped on some sort of peel,
likely a banana, but who knows?

377
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,142
Not ruling out citrus.

378
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,478
And now she's lying
at the bottom of some ravine

379
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,580
or, like, impaled
on a security fence.

380
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,747
Definitely dead.

381
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,816
And all 'cause
she loved you so much.

382
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,952
Tandy, I'm your wife,

383
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:22,755
and I need you
to be honest with me.

384
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,159
You might have pushed her away.

385
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,761
God, what a horrible
daughter I was.

386
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,630
No, you're a great daughter.

387
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,733
And you'll get a chance
to prove it when she comes back.

388
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,636
And she will come back,
'cause she loves you.

389
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,272
Thanks, Tandy.

390
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,307
You're welcome.

391
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,948
Do you want some help?

392
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,683
Help?

393
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,685
Searching for Melissa.

394
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,487
What about Gail?

395
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,157
Why look for someone
who doesn't want to be found?

396
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,191
(soft chuckle)

397
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,865
Look, I'm...

398
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,435
so sorry about earlier.

399
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,038
I-I re-- I really don't know
who that person was.

400
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,772
Well, that was someone
who got very little sleep.

401
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,007
(soft chuckle)

402
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,376
And said some things that
I really needed to hear.

403
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,881
Thank you, Carol.
Aw.

404
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:25,052
Well... I should get going.

405
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,220
It's like a 35-hour drive, so...

406
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,721
Well, do you want some company?

407
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,057
Really?
Yeah.

408
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,324
I'll go get Tandy.

409
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,325
Okay.

410
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,261
(grunts)

411
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,999
(grunts)

412
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,335
Come on!

413
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,037
Come on.

414
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,540
Come on. Open.

415
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,576
(straining):
Open.

416
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,913
Oh, come on.

417
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,948
Yes.

418
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,586
(screams)

419
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,355
(clattering)

420
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:06,326
Damn it!

421
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,428
Why should anything good
happen to me?!

422
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,065
Wouldn't want to ruin
my freaking streak!

423
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,586
(grunting and panting)

424
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,790
(whoops)

425
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,092
Hey!

426
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,860
I'm stuck in the elevator.

427
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,129
Fifth floor.

428
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,064
Anyone out there?

429
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,571
Now what?

430
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,209
I got to tell you,

431
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,045
it is so nice to see my best bud

432
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,947
and my main squeeze
talking again.

433
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,982
That was really hard for me.

434
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,218
I don't want to say it was
selfish of you guys, you know,

435
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,288
'cause we're all laying it
on the line, but, uh, I will.

436
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,423
You know,
that was, uh, very selfish.

437
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,491
Oh, my God, look!

438
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,992
Look! Yes!
What, is that the bus?

439
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,797
(tires screech)

440
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,798
(door alert beeping)

441
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,667
Melissa?
TODD:
Melissa.

442
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,101
CAROL AND TODD:
Melissa.

443
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,139
Melissa?
She's not in here.

444
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,807
Melissa?

445
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,642
Melissa.

446
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,479
Melissa?

447
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,982
(ignition stalling)

448
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,350
It's dead.

449
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,651
TODD:
She must've found a new car.

450
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,520
(quietly):
Okay.

451
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:46,025
Wait, I've seen one
of those cars before.

452
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,195
Oh, my goll,
it's in our parking lot!

453
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,962
Let's go.
Come on.

454
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,234
CAROL:
Seat belt, seat belt!

455
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,540
(car horn honking)

456
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,644
(honking continues)

457
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,047
(exclaiming)

458
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,249
(tires screech)

459
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,852
ALL THREE:
Melissa?

460
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,388
Hey. Hey.

461
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,389
I'm in the elevator.

462
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,925
Can you hear me?

463
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,229
What's with all the honking?

464
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,197
Please be out of your cars.

465
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,165
Please, still be out
of your cars.

466
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,033
(all yell)

467
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,535
The hell is that?

468
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,669
(gunshots)
It's coming from in there.

469
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,038
Melissa?

470
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,340
You idiots!

471
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,842
I'm stuck
in the freaking elevator!

472
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,410
TODD:
Hey, Melissa,

473
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,012
listen, we-we're gonna come
inside the building, okay?

474
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,514
Yeah, so please don't shoot us.

475
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,849
Thank you!

476
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,251
Hey!

477
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,253
TODD:
Melissa?

478
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,087
You in there?

479
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,222
Hey, guys.

480
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,690
(all yell)
Trees and mice!

481
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,091
Oh, my God.

482
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,860
Oh, my God.
We were so worried about you.

483
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:54,927
Why?

484
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,095
I'm fine.

485
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,265
Where you been?

486
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,866
At home.

487
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,100
Playing cornhole.

488
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,604
Melissa, y-you've been gone
for two days now.

489
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,673
Oh.

490
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,107
Okay.

491
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,610
Don't leave,
I'm in the elevator!

492
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,545
Where's my bullets?

493
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,247
Where'd I put 'em?

494
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,715
Well, why were you shooting
off your gun?

495
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,050
I didn't.

496
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:22,088
Okay, y-you mind
if I hold that for you?

497
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,459
Huh?
(softly):
Thank you.

498
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,794
Let's-let's get you home, hon.

499
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,596
All right?
Come on.

500
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,102
That's weird.

501
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,338
Sounded like it was
coming from in there.

502
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,108
Eh.

503
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,345
Hey! Come on.
Come on!

504
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,015
There, okay.

505
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,991
(faint gunshots in the distance)

506
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,628
I'm in here.

507
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,464
I'm in here!

508
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,995
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

509
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,497
(horn honking)

510
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,500
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