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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...
Oh, is this Mark?

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The last time you saw him
he was on his way to Tokyo?

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Mark is dead, Tandy!
Who knows?

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What if he comes back
in the future?

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Leave him a note
with our address.

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CAROL:
Adoption papers?

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If you're gonna be
the baby's grandmother,

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then I need to be your daughter.

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Oh, hell,
where's the damn papers?

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So, let's get busy getting busy.

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You're not okay, Melissa!

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Something is seriously wrong
with you.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi... daughter.

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Are you ready
for family photo time?

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Oh.

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Uh...

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I know. It's the best, right?

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Mm... So, wait.

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What are we talking?
Is it hands on the shoulder,

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leaning on a fence,
just generally being tools?

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Mother!

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Okay. Let's get it over with.

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Come on.

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Oh, goodie. Here.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, they're your size.

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Yeah. Okay, I'm really not

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into the matching outfit
kind of thing, hon.

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Oh, but they're for
our Christmas cards.

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Sorry. Holiday cards. Wait.

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Klosterman. What are we?

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We are from the church

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of what you're wearing
is what you're wearing.

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Tandy, she's pushing back
on the clothes!

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Come on, Mom.
What's the issue?

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(power whirring down)

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Huh.

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(power whirring on)

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Huh.
That's weird.

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Wonder what
happened there.

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Anyway, Mom...

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(scoffs) Mom?

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(shouting):
Mom!

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(both sigh)

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(sighs)
Oh, look at that.

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TANDY:
Lewis.
Hey.

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Hi, Lewis!

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Hi.

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What's with the, uh...

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cool outfits?

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They are cool, right?

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We're taking our family photo.

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Well,

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we're trying to, but my mom
is throwing a real wrench

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into the works.

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I'm sorry. Your mom?

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Carol made Gail
legally adopt her

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so Gail could be
our baby's grandma.

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One of those deals.

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And now Mom won't wear

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the outfit,
so the family photo's ruined.

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Well, why don't you

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just take the picture
wearing normal clothes?

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I mean, is the matching outfit

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really that important?

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It's a family photo.

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Right.

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Uh, anyway, Tandy,

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I just wanted
to thank you again

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for our trip.

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That really inspired me.

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Hey, well, your love for Mark
inspires me

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to be a better husband to Carol.

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So take that
and put it in your butt.

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Uh, literally. (chuckles)

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I think you meant
metaphorically.

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Oh, yes. "Metorically." Sorry.

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Close enough.

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And you're close enough
for a little hug.

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Get in here.

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Mm.

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Proud of you, bud.

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Your smile is super infectious,
like the virus, huh?

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(laughs): And again,
I mean that metorically.

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Hey.

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What, Todd?

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Oh.

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Who's this?

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This is Alden.

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Right. Okay.

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Well, hi, Alden.
How you doing, buddy?

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Todd, he's not real.

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(sighs) Okay, good. Thank God.
I... Sorry...

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Oh.

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Shh. Mommy didn't mean it.

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Stop. Oh. Shh.

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Mommy didn't mean it.

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He heard what I said.
He's very upset.

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Well, uh, listen,
about-about the other night,

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I'm real... I'm really sorry
for upsetting you.

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I was just concerned about you,
and I...

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Oh, don't worry.

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It's not your problem anymore.
No. Sure it is.

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I'm your boyfriend, so...

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Not anymore.
What?

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Oh. I'm breaking up with you.

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I want a baby, you don't want
a baby, so you can leave.

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No.

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I'm staying right here, okay?

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Listen to me. You are not okay,
and I want to help you.

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And I don't need your help!

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Leave!

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Okay.

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If that's what you want.

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Shh.

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There. Shh.

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I scared you,
didn't I?

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Okay. Nap time.

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(sighs, groans)

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(sighs)

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(clears throat)

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Hi, Mom.
(chuckles softly)

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I'm not putting on one of those
dumb little trench coats,

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if that's what y'all
are thinking.

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(laughs)
No way.

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And we wouldn't expect you to.

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No, you just sit
there and relax

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in the clothes that
you're wearing.

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(chuckles)

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Now!

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Oh, good Lord.

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(camera clicking)
Okay.

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Uh, Mom, open
your eyes.

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I see what you're
doing. Please?

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Get those eyes open.
Come on.

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Hell no.
Mother!

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GAIL: Look, I already told you,
I'm happy to take a picture

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wearing normal clothes, but
I'm not gonna be the matriarch

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of some weirdo family.

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You are wearing
normal clothes!

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GAIL: Nice try.
CAROL: All right.

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Well... we gave it
our best, Tandy.

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Yup.
Guess we're giving up.

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Uh-huh.
You go back
to your day.

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Fine. Leaving
the room now.

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On my way out now.

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Bye-bye, Tandy.

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(footsteps getting quieter)

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You can hear his feet getting
further and further away.

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Oh, he's rounding
the far corner.

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(thud, clattering)

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Oops. He dropped
something.

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Did you hear that
way over there?

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And he's gone.

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Aw, just the
two of us.

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You can open
your eyes now.

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Mom, open 'em.

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You know what?

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Y'all got to get up
a little earlier in the day

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to pull one over
on Gail Klosterman.

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(sighs)

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You can follow me,
but I'm not gonna open my eyes.

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Uh-oh!
Oh, come on.
(camera clicking)

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Mother Hubbard,
a triple rainbow!

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A human centipede with
George Clooney at the front!

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(gasps)
A Nebuchadnezzar of wine!

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TANDY:
Ooh, ooh. Uh, snakes!

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(elevator bell dings)

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Watch out, Mom!
It's an open shaft!

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(Tandy and Carol yelling)

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Burn.

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(alarm beeping)

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Increase altitude.

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Increase altitude.

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Stall. Stall. Stall. Stall.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Increase velocity.

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Velocity. Uh, switch...

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Increase velocity. Pull up.
Throttle up. Throttle up!

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Terrain alert. Pull up.
Terrain alert.

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Pull up. Terrain alert.
(screams)

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(alarm beeping)

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(alarm stops)

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(whirring)

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(laughs)

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Well, that's the craziest
video game I've ever seen.

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It's actually
a flight simulator.

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You learning how to fly?
Well,

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figure, if I get good enough--
I don't know--

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maybe one day I can fly off
to Tokyo and look for Mark.

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(crying):
That is so beautiful.

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Oh. (crying)

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Sorry. Hormones,
and it's beautiful.

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I'm just really
happy for you.

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It's like Christmas Day,

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and I got all the presents
I asked for.

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(crying)

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Hey, bud,
how goes it?

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Um, Melissa just
broke up with me.

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Yes!

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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Uh, the "yes" was about
the plate, not the breakup.

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As for the breakup: no.

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I'm worried about her, man.
She's not okay.

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I want to help her,

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but she just screamed at me
to get out, so...

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Hey, how about I do a little
drive-by, see how she's doing?

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Would it make you feel better?

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Would you, bud?

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Of course, bud.
Heading there now.

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(whirring)

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There you are!

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Were you hiding from me?

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Whatever gave you that idea?

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Mother-daughter intuition.

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It's windy up here.

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And yet, for reasons of my own,

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I find it preferable
to being downstairs.

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I was wondering if I could
expect you for dinner tonight.

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That would be a firm no.

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Oh. Aren't you
a ray of sunshine!

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I wonder
if those colorful beverages

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have anything to do with it?

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You leave my beverages
out of this!

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I'm just saying,

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maybe you'd be
a little less snippy

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if you were more hydrated.

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Look, this is my Zen area.

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Whatever I do up here
is my business!

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Not if your business is the
Big Tobacco and Alcohol trade!

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Oh, my God, give it a rest!

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I will not.

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You are supposed to be
the responsible one.

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You are the goll-dang mom
for ding-dong's sake,

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you goll-dang ding-a-ling!

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Okay!

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You're grounded!
Go to your room!

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Seriously?!
Yes!

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You came up here, and you
interrupted Mommy's quiet time!

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That is so unfair!

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You just go on!

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You just march on down there,

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and you think about
what you've done, young lady.

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I hate you! You're a monster!

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Yeah?! Well, one of these days,
I'm not gonna be here,

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and you're gonna be
so sorry you said that!

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I can't wait!

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All right, you go
to your friggin' room!

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Oh, my God, I'm gonna
have to find a new hideout.

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Melissa?

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Melissa, you in here?

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MELISSA:
Take off your pants.

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What?

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Take off your pants.

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I'm wearing cargo shorts.

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Take off your cargo shorts.

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Why?

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(whispers):
We're gonna make a baby.

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Oh.

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Come again?

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We're gonna make a baby.

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You-you got a baby.

264
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,608
This is a doll.
(scoffs)

265
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,610
You're messing around, right?
Are you serious?

266
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,013
Let me show you
how serious I am.
(stammers)

267
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,816
Melissa, I can't do that.
I'm married to Carol.

268
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,618
Carol was on board with you
getting me pregnant in Tucson.

269
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,620
That was back
when I was a skunk, huh?

270
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,957
And as I recall,
we dunked that skunk, didn't we?

271
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,792
Okay. Bye. Get out.

272
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,293
(stammers)
I want you to know

273
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,962
I think you're a
very special lady.

274
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,496
I know that you're
gonna find someone

275
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,032
who makes you
very happy.

276
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,700
Well, that was flattering.

277
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,735
(chuckles)

278
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,352
Drink too much.

279
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,887
Please.

280
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,856
Think about what I've done.

281
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,224
Fine. Here's what I've done.

282
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:34,427
I'll show you drinking too much.

283
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,429
Just jealous
'cause you're pregnant.

284
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,066
Oh, look whose eyes
are open now.

285
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,667
Burn's on you, Mom.

286
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,070
(ignition sputtering)

287
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,106
(sighs) Come on.

288
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,442
(sighs)

289
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,149
(electronic dance music playing)

290
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,627
Hey, T.

291
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,629
You doing some
pop-and-lock therapy?

292
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,098
Yeah.

293
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,900
I talked to Melissa.

294
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,567
Yeah, what'd she say?

295
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,036
Have a seat.

296
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,104
Okay.

297
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,772
(music stops)

298
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,340
(sighs)

299
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,977
Look, I'm just gonna come
right out and say it,

300
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,745
'cause honesty is
the language of buds.

301
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,115
Yeah.

302
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:31,251
Melissa tried to initiate
a pregnancy bone session.

303
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,620
Yeah. And we're
talking immediate ask.

304
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,622
Like, right when I
got into the room.

305
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,290
It was almost aggressive.

306
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,792
Like a dingo.

307
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,427
I see.

308
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,596
Hey, if it's any consolation,
I turned her down right away.

309
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,299
If she's been with Todd,
I don't touch that bod.

310
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,135
Say that all the time.

311
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,138
Yeah, no, I-I know.
It's just... it's just weird.

312
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,639
(snorts)
Not that weird.

313
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,774
I mean, come on.
No, I mean,

314
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,110
it's just weird to have her
go to you and Lewis

315
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,345
to ask if you'd
impregnate her.

316
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,181
I know, I know.
(stammers) Uh, uh...

317
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,515
Lewis?

318
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,584
Yeah, she did the same thing
with him.

319
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,454
Oh, she did, now?

320
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,656
Huh.

321
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,791
Huh.
(exhales)

322
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:15,795
And, uh, when'd she do that,
uh, roughly?

323
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,796
I don't know.

324
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,298
Earlier today.
But, uh,

325
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,134
after she came to me, yes?

326
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,669
Yes?
I-I... I don't know.

327
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,472
(power whirring off, then on)

328
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,140
What's going on?

329
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,842
I know. I mean,
there's no way

330
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,677
that she came to
Lewis first, right?

331
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,679
No, I'm talking about
the lights, Tandy.

332
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,514
Yeah, well, I am, uh,
talking about Melissa.

333
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,317
So, wh-when did he come
to tell you about this?

334
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,518
Tandy, I-I don't know.

335
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,287
C-Can we please
stop talking about this?

336
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,022
It's making me really sad, bud.

337
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,291
Uh, yes. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I don't care.

338
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,959
I mean, whatevs, right?

339
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,961
I mean, who cares?
Probably Lewis.

340
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,462
I don't care.

341
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,663
(quietly):
I don't care.

342
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,033
I'm gonna go find Lewis.

343
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,667
Do you know where he is?
No.

344
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,703
Okay. This is unrelated.

345
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,475
TANDY:
Care Bear.

346
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,644
Care Bear,
can I ask you something?

347
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,646
I'm-I'm kind of busy, Tandy.

348
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,815
Melissa tried
to hit on me and Lewis.

349
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,250
Oh. Uh-huh.
Unfortunately,

350
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,851
it's not real clear, like,
who she approached first.

351
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,154
Yeah, Tandy, can this wait?
But you just
don't want to get

352
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,688
the facts wrong on something
like this, you know?

353
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,257
I mean,
you got to know that order.

354
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,928
(groans) Tandy, didn't you
hear me?! I said I'm busy!

355
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,264
And when a lady needs her space,
she needs her space.

356
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,600
Oh.

357
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,768
What's up?

358
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,370
Think I just learned my lesson.

359
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,372
Okay.

360
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,740
Sorry.

361
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,176
I need
to apologize to Mom.

362
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,411
Okay.

363
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:46,786
This looks like a good place
for Mama's hideaway.

364
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,555
(whirring)

365
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:55,695
Hey, bud! Heard you were
getting in on the flight game.

366
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,364
Yeah.

367
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,133
Let me know if you,
uh, need any pointers.

368
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,603
Uh, this isn't my first time
in a... in a plane front.

369
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,804
Plane front?

370
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,439
You know, the plane front,

371
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,276
where the, uh, plane drivers
drive the plane.

372
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,743
The cockpit?
Oh, cockpit.

373
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,246
Yeah, uh, sure, yeah, I've heard
people call it that, too.

374
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,782
Yeah, know it well.
Know it well.

375
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,650
(elevator bell dings)

376
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,954
Oh.
(elevator bell dings)

377
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:21,955
Oh...

378
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,623
(groans) Damn it.

379
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,792
(elevator music playing)

380
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,794
Heard that Melissa asked you
to be, uh, friends

381
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,629
with paternal benefits, huh?

382
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,630
Yeah.

383
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,799
Anyway, she asked me, too.
Surprise, surprise.

384
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,435
Uh, but just cur...
just, uh, curious, uh,

385
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,271
whenabouts, uh...
whenabouts did she ask you?

386
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,140
I don't know.
Around breakfast.

387
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,642
Breakfast. Oh.
(chuckles)

388
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,945
Are you, like, a-a breakfast
all day, uh, person?

389
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,280
No, I eat breakfast
in the morning.

390
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,615
Oh, you do. Okay.

391
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,984
But, like, 11:59 a.m.
still qualifies

392
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,820
as, uh, morning to some.

393
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,488
I eat very early.

394
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,590
Congratulations, my friend.

395
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,658
(chuckles)

396
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,327
(elevator bell dings)

397
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,363
(sighs) Friggin' lobby.

398
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,366
(elevator bell dings)

399
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,870
(elevator thumps,
power whirring down)

400
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,345
What the hell?

401
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:22,282
Damn it. What is going on
with the power in this tower?

402
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,485
I think we might
be overloading it.

403
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,953
Oh, come on.

404
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,357
Hey! Can anybody hear me?!

405
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,463
Go, elevator!

406
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,865
Go down!

407
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,501
Help!

408
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,204
Hey, can you hear me?!

409
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,806
Yep. Overload.
Look at this.

410
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,875
You see, we're running energy
into all five buildings

411
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,710
in this complex.
Uh-huh.

412
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,679
And we never use
those other buildings.

413
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,846
So you see what I'm saying?

414
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,516
Blow up the other
buildings, yeah?

415
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,717
No.

416
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,252
Shut off their power.

417
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,420
Shut off their power.

418
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,090
That way,
ours won't be so diluted.

419
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,092
Won't be so diluted.
Won't be so diluted.

420
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,726
Yeah, great minds, huh?
(chuckles)

421
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,328
Starting to see what
Melissa saw in you.

422
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,997
All right,
let's check the breakers

423
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,732
and see which one is ours.

424
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,935
(elevator music resumes)

425
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,438
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, yes!

426
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,076
That's not it.

427
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,246
Oh! (chuckles)
That's the one.

428
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,782
So we just use this one, and
all our power issues are solved.

429
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,285
You are a genius, huh? Screw
the other buildings, right?

430
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,420
Screw 'em.

431
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,088
(chuckles)

432
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,557
Oh, farts.

433
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,397
* Love in an elevator

434
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:48,601
* Living it up
when I'm going down *

435
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,806
* Love in an elevator

436
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:59,479
* Loving it up
till I hit the ground. *

437
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,614
*

438
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,557
That's not right.

439
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,292
Help!

440
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,327
MELISSA:
Come on.

441
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,796
Alden.

442
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,134
No, Alden!

443
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,602
No!

444
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,472
Never swim
within 30 minutes of eating.

445
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,806
Melissa.

446
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,808
Melissa.

447
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,777
(imitating Red):
Excuse me,

448
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,112
I'm lookin' for my old pal,
Andy.

449
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,781
Resides in Shawshank.

450
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,983
What are you doing?

451
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,152
It's me, Red.

452
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,321
Now, can I talk to my old pal,
Andy?

453
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,291
(normal voice):
Okay, look,

454
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,958
you can push me away
all you want,

455
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,927
but I'm gonna be like
a friggin' boomerang.

456
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,929
Coming right back every time.

457
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,499
Because that's what you do
for the people you love.

458
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,146
Okay.

459
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,516
Time to get our rescue on.

460
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:15,188
You better not
freakin' ricochet on me.

461
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,798
Ow! Oh! Oh!

462
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,301
ERICA and LEWIS: * Ba, ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba *

463
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,704
* Do you know the way
to San Jose? *

464
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,340
* I've been away so long

465
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,875
* I may go wrong
and lose my way *

466
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:39,145
* Do you know the way
to San Jose? *

467
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:43,750
* I'm going back to find
some peace of mind in San Jose *
* Ooh...

468
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,419
* L.A. is a great big freeway
(Erica and Lewis humming)

469
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,554
* Put $100 down

470
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,756
* And buy a car...

471
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,259
Hey, has anybody seen my mom?
* Maybe in a
week or two... *

472
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,926
No. Uh-uh.
No.

473
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,828
I can't find her anywhere.

474
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,530
Oh. Well, you check her room?

475
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,031
Yeah.

476
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,400
You check her wine cubby?

477
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,401
Yeah.

478
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,069
You check inside your butt?

479
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,671
Tandy.

480
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,339
Guys, come here.

481
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,740
It's an emergency.

482
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,776
What, what?

483
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,679
What is it?
What is it?

484
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,113
Hey!

485
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,517
That was me!

486
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,552
Is anybody out there?!

487
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,554
Over here. (panting)

488
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,793
(thump)

489
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,295
Hey!

490
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,963
Hey!

491
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,365
Hey, I hear you!

492
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,501
I'm in the elevator!

493
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,176
She's gone.

494
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,280
I heard you! I heard you!

495
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,616
Please! Please,
I'm in the elevator!

496
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,217
Help!

497
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,753
Help! Come get me! Help!

498
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,588
(thump)

499
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,290
Hey, hey!

500
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,459
Hey, I hear you!

501
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,127
Can you hear me?!

502
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,563
I'm in the elevator!

503
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,965
Please! Help, help!

504
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,464
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

505
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,965
(horn honking)

506
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,001
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