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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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LEWIS: Appears to be a totally
self-sustainable building.

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(electricity powers down)
No!

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Lewis.

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It's not me!

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Then who the hell did?

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I did!

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You breaking up with me?

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GAIL:
Melissa's not well.

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She needs you right now.

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I'm finally ready
to have a baby with you.

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Hey, Lewis.

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I wanted to apologize
for accusing you

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of sabotaging the building.

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And I thought it'd be fun
to frame that apology in a song.

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Sorry, Tandy,
this is not really the time.

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What's wrong, bud?

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Today would've been
my anniversary with Mark,

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so I'm just not in the mood
for whatever this is gonna be.

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Mark was your partner?

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Yes.

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Change of plans.

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Apology song now
a tribute-to-Mark song.

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So just tell me
five things about him.

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Actually, I-I know he's Asian,
so just four things.

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He's not Asian.

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Really?

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Oh.

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Gay though?

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(softly):
Yeah.

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Okay, so just
three more things.

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Come on, Lewis.
Give me the deets.

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He was a Pisces,

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we lived in Seattle,
and last time I saw him,

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he was boarding
a flight to Tokyo.

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Got it.

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* Mark, Mark,
if approached in a park *

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* I bet he'd say
"My name is Mark" *

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* Mark, Mark,
if he had an ark *

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* Bet he'd sail in the dark

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* And go to a park
with a shark *

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* Mark, Mark

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* Marcia Clark

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* Lark

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* Um...

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* Closure, closure,
closure, closure, closure *

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* The closure that I feel
in my bones and my teeth *

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* Closure, closure,
closure, closure, closure *

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* Closure for you

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* And for my...

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* Mark, Mark, Mark.
(chuckles)

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Thank you very much.

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That didn't help at all,
but yes.

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Lewis.

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So, last time you saw him,
he was on his way to Tokyo?

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He went on a business trip.

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The virus broke out.

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They grounded all flights.

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Last I heard from him,
he was trying to charter

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some kind of boat
to get back here.

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Oh, my God, that's awesome!

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So he's sailing out here?

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That was three years ago, Tandy.

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So he must be getting close.

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Tandy, come on.

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What?

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He died.

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Well, maybe.

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I'll even go so far
as to say probably.

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But who knows?

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Okay, got another song
coming at you, okay?

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* Mark, Mark, may I remark

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* That your lover, Mark

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* Could possibly be alive

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* Open-ended

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* Open, open-ended

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* The open-ended nature
of unwitnessed death *

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Lewis!
* Open-ended

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* Open, open-ended

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* He's running down the hallway
and hanging a right *

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I see you!
* Open ended

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* Open, open ended

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* Got to talk more about
this Mark situation. *

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Gail?

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Wine-sicle?

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Oh, forgot.

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You can't drink right now.

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Yeah, funny you
should mention that.

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I was going through
my old baby clothes,

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and I realized something
that made me so sad.

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My baby will never
have a grandma.

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Or fresh food
or friends or a prom.

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(chuckles):
Oh, it'll have a prom.

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Anyways,

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I was just wondering
if you would ever consider

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being my baby's grandma.

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I'm not sure I'm loving
the ring of that.

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Well, we can come up
with another name for it.

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Mama Klosterman, Grammy, Gamgam,
Bubbie, Mumsy, Mimsie, Mimi,

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Nana, Gaga, Goo-goo, Zaza,

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Lala, Tata,
Jaja, Fafa,

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Biba, Popo, Nono, Caca, Shasha,
Nee-Nee-Nee...

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Are you having
some kind of a stroke?

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A stroke of genius.

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Listen.

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I'm not sure
I feel like

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being the old-ass granny
right now, so...

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But this...

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It's a no, Carol.

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Hey, Lewis.

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I like the place.

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Really coming
together, huh?

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Oh, is this Mark?

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Yep.

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TANDY:
Interesting.

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What do you want, Tandy?

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I want you to come
with me to Seattle.

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Why Seattle?

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Got a little surprise for you.

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Hmm. Does it have anything
to do with Mark?

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Maybe.

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Mark is dead. Now please leave.

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Okay, now, wait a minute.

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Y-You said yourself,
you never saw him die.

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So, who knows,

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huh?

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So, let's go. Come on.

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Come on, let's do it.

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Tandy, I'm not going
to Seattle with you.

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I'm afraid I insist!

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(knocking)

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Hey, Lewis, I just wanted to see

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if you could help me out
with a very important chore.

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I know what you're doing.

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You're trying to get me
in your car

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so you can drive me to Seattle.

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No, I'm not.

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Swear on your baby's life.

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I swear on my baby's bife.

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What's a bife?

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I have a cold.

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Tennis with
the Williams sisters' rackets?

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Oh, come on!

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Uh, could you help me, uh,
reattach my eyebrows out here?

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Gardening, anyone?

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I'm not going to Seattle.
Seattle? What?!

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I'm not-- Okay.

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(knocking)

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Tandy, I am not
going to Seattle!

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I know.

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I-I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.

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You know, I thought

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I would be helping,
but I was doing it more for me

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than I was for you.

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It was so selfish.

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So...

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anyway, I got you a little
anniversary present.

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Used the bad wrap job.

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(Taser crackling,
Lewis groaning)

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I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

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This is gonna be really
good for you, though.

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TANDY:
So sorry.

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(grunts)

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(engine starts)

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(siren wailing)

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What possible reason do you have
for taking me to Seattle?

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Mark is not gonna be there!

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Well, he may not be there now,

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but what if he comes back
in the future, huh?

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I mean, he needs to know
where we are, and that is why

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we're gonna leave him a note
with our address.

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Mark is dead, Tandy!

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Well, my brother
was dead, too.

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He was up in space.

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Not Tokyo,
but friggin' outer space.

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And then somehow,
my dead brother managed

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to make it to Earth
and find me in Malibu, alive.

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Now, if a miracle
could happen for me,

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why can't it happen for you?

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Because it can't, okay?

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You know, I know why
you get short with me.

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(sighs) Must be so hard for you
to have to look at me

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all the time and be reminded
of him every step of the way.

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Reminded of who?

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I think you know.

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Kind of feel like masturbating.
(chuckles)

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In what way

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do you think you look like Mark?

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In what way do I not?

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Bone structure, you know,
uh, playfulness of the cheeks,

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uh, come hither eyes,
uh, pouty lips.

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There is not one similarity.

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That's what you should
keep telling yourself.

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Nice miss.

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Hello, lady friends.

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So, Gail.

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Yeah?
You're worried that

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once a baby calls you Grandma,
you cease to be attractive.

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Not so.

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I made some drawings
to illustrate my point.

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I call it "Grannies That You
Want to Get in Their Panties."

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(chuckles):
Okay.

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Check out these
fine-lookin' memaws.

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Ooh.

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Goldie Hawn.

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I bet she goes overboard

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showering her grandkids
with gifts.

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She was in the movie Overboard.

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Yeah, I got...
I got it.

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Beyoncé's mom.

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Who runs the world?

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Grandmas.

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Kris and Caitlyn Jenner.

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Double granny whammy there.

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And look at this.

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There's you, Gail.
(gasps softly)

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Wow, wow.

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Okay, now,
chapter two: Homely Lonelys.

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These are plain women
who don't have grandkids.

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See?

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Oh, geez!

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Okay, Carol, okay, good.

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Fine. Your kid can call me
Grandma or Memaw

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or whatever the hell you want.

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Just let me get back
to my cornhole.

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This is the best news.
Thank you so much!

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Throwing.
Okay.

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Yellow! Whoo!

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TANDY:
We're getting close.

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LEWIS:
Tandy, this is ridiculous!

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Please take that bag
off of your head.

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No can do, bud. I can't
let you fall in love with me.

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I got too much respect for Mark.

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It's dangerous.

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And I'd say it's more dangerous
for you to see me without it.

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Tandy, I...

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Wait. Stop!

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TANDY:
What? What?

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That's our house.

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It's showtime, bud.

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Go on up there
and, uh, write that note.

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This is so dumb, this
is all so dumb. Tandy!

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Well, we're not leaving here
until you do it.

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(quietly):
Damn it.

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(door creaks)

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*

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*

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(crying softly)

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(floorboard creaks)

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(whispers):
Mark...

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Hey, bud. You left
the, uh, front door

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locked behind you,
so I, uh, uh...

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Oh, shoot.

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Did you think I was Mark?

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Oh, my God.

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That's my bad.
That's a major beef.

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I'm so sorry.
Look, I'm so sorry.
Get out.

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No, no, no.
I wasn't thinking.
Get out of my house.

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You are the most frustrating,
annoying lunatic

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I have ever met!
Okay...

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And I was on a
boat with Pat!

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There you are.

263
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,607
Took me forever to make
the proper paperwork.

264
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,177
So if I could just get
a few Jane Hancocks,

265
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,444
we'll be all set.

266
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,746
What is all this?

267
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,481
Adoption papers.

268
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,983
What? Why?

269
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,918
If you're gonna be
the baby's grandmother,

270
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,353
then I need to be
your daughter. Duh.

271
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:24,091
Don't you think adoption papers
are a little bit unnecessary?

272
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,426
I would agree with you 100%

273
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,095
on Opposite Day.

274
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,997
These are very necessary.

275
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,332
Well, I happen to think
it's very necessary

276
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,267
for me to not sign them.

277
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,104
Gail! Why are you trying
to ruin my life?

278
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,340
Carol, do you really not see
how nutty this all is?

279
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,178
Hey, don't walk away from me
when I'm talking to you!

280
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,214
I'm going to my room!

281
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,620
(sighs)

282
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,057
Drinking a little,
uh, "chom-pag-nee"?

283
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,792
Mark and I were saving it
for our anniversary,

284
00:10:58,826 --> 00:10:59,793
but what the hell.

285
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,295
Oh, no, no.
No, don't open that.

286
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,898
No, you got to save that
for when Mark comes back.

287
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,666
God, you are
a broken record.

288
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,468
No, no, Lewis,
come on, please,

289
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,303
please, please
don't open it.

290
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,672
Uh, trust me.
Please, please.

291
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,741
(cork pops)

292
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,359
You think it's so dumb
to leave a note, don't you?

293
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,864
Well, I have a story
about leaving a note.

294
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,267
I was gonna kill myself.

295
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,403
I was just gonna
drive into a rock.

296
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,706
And I don't know why,
but I looked up

297
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,843
and I saw this
plume of smoke,

298
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,746
and it was Carol.

299
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,015
And she saved me.

300
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,717
And the only reason that
Carol showed up there

301
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,419
was 'cause of those signs.

302
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,355
Those "Alive in
Tucson" signs.

303
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,926
Signs that I was positive
nobody would ever see.

304
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,930
So don't leave your note.

305
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,999
You know. Whatever.

306
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,369
I was just trying to help.

307
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,405
Enjoy your champagne.

308
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,979
TODD:
Melissa?

309
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,221
MELISSA:
I understand

310
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,090
you're a man who knows
how to get things.

311
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,559
What is all this, hon?

312
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,995
Why, it's Shawshank Prison,
of course.

313
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,230
Look, Melissa, I just...

314
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,132
Who's Melissa?

315
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,134
Red, it's me, Andy.

316
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,503
Now, I understand you're a man
who knows how to get things.

317
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,239
Okay, look,
this is fun and everything,

318
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,307
but I just, I'm not in the mood
to do this right now...

319
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,509
Red!

320
00:12:56,543 --> 00:13:01,448
I understand you're a man
who knows how to get things.

321
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,784
(sighs):
Oh...

322
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,758
(imitating Red): I've been known
to locate certain things

323
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,793
from time to time.

324
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,329
Can you get me a baby?

325
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,366
I don't think we have those.

326
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,335
Then I guess we'll
have to make one.

327
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,205
So let's get busy
gettin' busy,

328
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,440
or get busy dyin'.

329
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,310
Some say Red was
a little concerned

330
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,712
about Andy at that point.

331
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,482
Red didn't want
to role-play anymore,

332
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:39,552
and just wanted to talk
to his old pal Melissa.

333
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,821
She's right inside me.
(normal voice):
Look, enough!

334
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,123
You're not okay, Melissa!

335
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,557
Something is seriously
wrong with you,

336
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,559
and we need
to get you some help.

337
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,712
Ready to go?

338
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,184
(sighs) There's just
one last thing.

339
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,962
*

340
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,405
Carol, can I come in?

341
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,708
CAROL:
I don't care.

342
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,045
Okay, then. Entering.

343
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,786
Are you not gonna look at me?

344
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,221
I'm drawing.

345
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,756
Oh, God, okay.

346
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,725
Well, I was gonna apologize
for calling you nuts,

347
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,027
but I guess...

348
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,363
But what? Now you're not?
(scoffs)

349
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,531
Okay, forget this.

350
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,201
(mumbling): If you think it's
so dumb, then just sign 'em.

351
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,870
What's that?

352
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,373
(mumbling): I said, if you
don't care, then just sign it.

353
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,709
Carol, I cannot understand you
when you talk like that.

354
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,446
(over-enunciating):
If you think the adoption papers

355
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,284
are so nutty,
then who cares if you sign them?

356
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,487
Because I'm not signing them.

357
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,991
And why the hell are they
so damn important to you anyway?

358
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:24,992
(scoffs)

359
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,126
'Cause they are!

360
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,996
And if they are,
then you should just do it!

361
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,330
So just sign them!

362
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,299
No.
Sign it!

363
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,466
No.

364
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,734
Just sign it!
I'm not!

365
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,835
Why not?!

366
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,470
Because, Carol,

367
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:42,175
I've already been someone's mom,
and I don't want to do it again!

368
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,251
I had a son.

369
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,687
And he died.

370
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,656
I'm so sorry, Gail.

371
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,225
I didn't know.

372
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,563
Was it the virus?

373
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,634
No.

374
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,775
* Mmm, sweet Caroline

375
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,710
BOTH:
* Ba, ba, ba

376
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,648
* Good times never
seemed so good *

377
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,717
BOTH:
* So good, so good, so good.

378
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,119
Okay, wait, wait,
wait a second.

379
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,620
You're not supposed to sing.

380
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,955
You're supposed to be

381
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,558
all super sad
and dour.

382
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,226
I left a note.

383
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,196
Yeah, I saw.

384
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,565
Look, he's probably gone.

385
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,069
But... who knows?

386
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,138
You know, maybe I'll get lucky
like you did with Mike.

387
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,474
(quietly):
Yeah.

388
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,510
Oh, my God.
I'm-I'm sorry I brought that up.

389
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,246
No, no, I-I can't imagine
how hard it must have been

390
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,915
for you to see
your own brother pass.

391
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,385
But at least
you know, right?

392
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,827
(engine revving, siren wailing)

393
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,995
LEWIS:
Whoa.

394
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,230
What's going on?

395
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:14,101
We got one more stop to make.

396
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,236
We're going to Tucson.

397
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,576
Gail?

398
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,445
It's okay.

399
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,780
(sighs)
If I had known any of that,

400
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:31,084
I would have never done
the adoption papers or anything.

401
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,253
I just-- The last thing
I want to do is...

402
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,787
I know. I know.

403
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,456
And, just so you know,

404
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:40,293
this wasn't really about
you being the grandma.

405
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:44,597
I think this was more about
me missing my own mom.

406
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,933
I just didn't think
I'd have to go through

407
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:51,204
having a baby
without her by my side.

408
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,072
And you remind me of her.

409
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,709
Not in every way.

410
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,711
You drink.
You smoke.

411
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,712
You swear.

412
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,649
You are bad at crafts, Gail.

413
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,384
And you run around
with young men.

414
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,720
I guess, really, you just remind
me of her because of your age.

415
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,789
Okay, well... (chuckles)

416
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,858
And 'cause I love you.

417
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,801
I love you, too, Carol.

418
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,307
Aw, hell,
where's the damn papers?

419
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,243
Oh. (sputters) Really? Uh, no.
We don't have to do that.

420
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,079
If you want to, I would love to,
but we don't...
Carol!

421
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,149
Just go get them
before I change my mind.

422
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:39,452
You got it, Mom...!

423
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,157
(sighs)

424
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,000
You sure about this?

425
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,002
Yeah.

426
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,144
*

427
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,863
*

428
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,060
*

429
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,651
*

430
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,174
What's that?

431
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,579
That's Gary.

432
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,417
You okay?

433
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,323
I left a note.

434
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,497
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

435
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,965
(horn honking)

436
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,968
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