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Previously on
The Last Man on Earth...

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Gail, I am
worried about Melissa.

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I'm eating my fingers!

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You packed Gordon.
GAIL: You haven't exactly

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been available to me.

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LEWIS: We need to figure out
where we're going.

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We don't choose the place.

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The place chooses us.

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Hey, guys!
You got to see this!

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Isn't it pretty?

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GAIL:
Holy balls.

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*

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(air whooshing softly)

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(sighs)

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(elevator bell dings)

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(elevator doors open)

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(elevator music playing)

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(elevator bell dings)

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*

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*

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(quietly):
Oh, my God.

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(whispering):
Hey, Todd.

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Catch.

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Guys?

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Come here.

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We're home.

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(crying softly)

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Get off me.

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Yeah, please
don't touch her.

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This is a miracle.

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Appears to be a totally
self-sustainable building.

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Yeah, they must've not finished
it before the virus hit.

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Yeah, but what they did finish
is frigging awesome.

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Yeah. I can't believe there's
a working toilet, guys.

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That must a gray water system.

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A holding tank
collects rainwater,

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then pumps it down
to the toilets.

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TODD:
This is amazing, guys.

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We can finally ditch
the-the camping stoves

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and the generators.

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Central air-conditioning!

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Oh, I'm all about
that damn ice machine.

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I'm gonna chew me
so much damn ice.

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I'm gonna chew it and chew it
and chew it and chew it.

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TANDY:
Oh, but the topper,

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frozen pizza!

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Frozen pizza!
TODD: Yeah!
Wow.

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LEWIS: Not to be a stick in
the mud, but an office building?

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This just doesn't feel
like a home to me.

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TANDY:
Come on, Lewis.

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You're thinking about this
all wrong.

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This isn't an office building.

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It's a blank canvas.

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And we can paint
our own masterpiece right here.

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What do you
say, Lewis?

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(chanting):
Lewis. Lewis.

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OTHERS:
Lewis! Lewis!

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All right, if everyone
wants to stay here,

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then, yeah, whatever.

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(cheering)
Yeah!

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* Frozen pizza

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ALL:
* Frozen, frozen pizza

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* Frozen pizza

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* Frozen, frozen pizza

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(Tandy whooping, engine revving)

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(Tandy whooping, engine revving
in distance)

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(Tandy laughing)

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(tires screech)

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Hi!

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(Tandy whooping, laughing)

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Ha-ha!

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Good morning, Vietnam!

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Oh, I couldn't sleep. I was
just so darn tootin' and poopin'

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with excitement to pick
rooms and start moving in.

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So, uh, you know, I've checked
out this entire building,

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and I've really taken a liking
to this one.

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What do you
mean, this one?

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This one.
This, uh... this floor.

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You're gonna take
the whole floor?

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Look, there are five floors
here. It's almost meant to be.

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So, uh, Carol and I will take
this one.

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Who wants the second floor?

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It's got a working ATM.

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I'll take it.
Hey, that's the spirit!

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Okay, now who wants
the third floor?

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It's got some issues
with exposed wires and cubicles

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and office chairs, but it does
look out over a Chili's.

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LEWIS:
Ooh,

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me, me, me.

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Love the enthusiasm, Lewis.

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Okay, fourth floor. Any takers?

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Dibs.

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Sure. Four works for me.
Oh.

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Did... did you want that one?

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'Cause I can pick another one
for myself, if...

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No, I-I just thought...

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Oh, so you want to...
you want to live on your own?

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I just thought
that that might be best.

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Oh. Okay.
Okay.

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Yeah. Sure.

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G-Guys, Gail's-Gail's gonna have
the fourth floor, which is,

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you know, it's a perfect plan.
'Cause then,

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you know, Melissa and I,
we're-we're gonna find

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our own, uh, floor, you know.

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She... You can visit, of course,
but, uh, you know...

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But it's great.
This is good, guys.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Ridiculous.

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(whirring)

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Four minutes to pizza, folks!

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TANDY:
Hey, Gail,

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can you top me off?
Oh, yeah.

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(gurgling)

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Brain freeze!

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Oh, God!

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Oh, worth it.

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Three minutes!
Cheese is starting to thaw!

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(Gail whoops)
* Frozen pizza

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ALL:
* Frozen, frozen pizza

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* Frozen pizza, frozen,
frozen pizza, frozen... *

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What?
GAIL: No.

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TODD and TANDY:
No...!

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I saw Citizen Kane once,
and I always wanted to try this.

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What?!

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(over bullhorn):
I saw Citizen Kane once,

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and I always wanted
to try this.

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How's your slice?

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(amplified chewing)

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Cold.

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W-Wet.

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Carol, uh, bullhorn
on the talking,

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maybe-maybe no bullhorn
on the chewing?

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(amplified chewing)

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Tandy, this is very fun,

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but I'm worried that people are
getting a little urinated off

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about the power going out.

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Relax, Care Bear.
We probably just blew a fuse

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from overconsumption.

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But the main reason

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we made this our home
is because of the power,

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and if we don't get it back,

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I'm worried people are gonna
start to doubt this place.

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I mean, Lewis already wasn't
a big fan, even with power.

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Yeah, okay, babe,
tell you what.

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In the morning,
I will go over to the fuse box,

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and I'll figure it out, okay?

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Tandy?

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Yes.

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Could you please
pass the salt?

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Of course.

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(engine whirring)

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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All right, here we go.

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Now, where are you,
you little mother grabber?

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Ooh, couldn't be
this little guy, could it?

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No, didn't think so.

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Why'd you ever think a switch
like that would turn on

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the power to an entire building,
dummies?

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Okay, well, it's got to be
one of you little puppies.

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Huh. What's the smartest way
to do this?

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Guess start in the middle?

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Is that how
we're doing this?

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It's a little cold,
but it works.

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Look, obviously,

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things have not been

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abundantly kosher
between us lately.

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I know, Gail,
but we'll-we'll get through it.

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I'm tired of
just getting through it.

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What are you saying?

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I think I'm ready
to be alone again.

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You breaking up with me?

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Look, things lately have
just gotten really heavy,

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and I'm... just not good
with heavy.

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Melissa's the one that

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you have a real connection with,
and she needs you right now.

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I think you should go
be with her.

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Bye, Todd.

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Got you, you little piece
of switch!

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Oh, Tandy Miller,
how do you do it?

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TANDY:
Hey.

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Hey, bud.

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What's wrong?

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Uh, Gail and I broke up.

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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I mean, I guess I saw it coming,
but it still sucks, you know.

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Yeah. Love can be
a Category 5 suck-icane.

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Just a week ago,

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I had two amazing girlfriends
I was crazy about.

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Now, one dumped me,

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and the other one's
just not there anymore.

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Melissa's still having issues?

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It's like she's devoid
of human emotion.

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I... I just...
I just can't connect with her.

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(metallic thudding)

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CAROL:
Chutes and ladders!

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Carol.

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Carol, what happened?
Are you okay?

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I was just walking, and this
thingy fell from the ceiling.

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It scared the
Beetlejuice out of me.

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And nobody say
that again twice.

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Beetlejuice?
Tandy, we have
enough problems here

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without introducing
a troublemaker

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from the spirit world.

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Fine, nobody say
"Beetlejuice" again.

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(whispers):
Tandy!

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So, on top of
the unreliable power,

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the ugly art displays could
skull-crush us at any moment.

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Maybe this place isn't
the paradise we thought it was.

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I think we're all overreacting.

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This was just an accident.
CAROL: Yeah.

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There's always a few hiccups
moving into a new home.

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I'm sure we won't get killed.

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Okay, we should get you
in the other room. Come on.
Yeah.

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Yeah, let's get you
to a massage chair, Carol.

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Ugh.
Come on.

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(whispers):
Lewis.

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Tandy!

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Oh, hey.

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These are pretty
great, huh?

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Good for all
kinds of things.

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Why did you put wire cutters
in my coffee?

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Oh, so you know
what they're called.

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Interesting.

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(whispering):
So, you cut the power,

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drop a sculpture on my wife,

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make the house look bad
so we all want to move.

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Great plan, except I'm onto you.

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What are you up to next?

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(gunshot)

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Hey.

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Shooting some chairs, huh?

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Yup.

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Nice shot.

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Gail and I broke up.

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I-I just wanted you to know.

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Okay.

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(shotgun racks)
On the bright side,

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I'll get to spend more time
with you now, though.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Well... good talk.

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Bye.

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Todd?

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Yeah.

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(whispers):
Oh.

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I'm sorry you're sad.

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I don't know what I'd do
if I ever lost you.

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You're the only thing that
matters to me in this world,

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and I'm here for you.

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What's wrong?

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(voice breaking):
Just good to have you back.

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Got you!

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What the hell, Tandy?!

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What are you doing in here?

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I'm going to the bathroom.

261
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,584
Really?

262
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,919
Can I see it?

263
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,188
No, you cannot see it.

264
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,857
Has something died in there?

265
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,092
No, Tandy.

266
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,460
(chuckles)

267
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,228
Just funny.

268
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,030
Most people take care
of their restroom stuff

269
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,565
before they go to bed.

270
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,367
Or if they got to go
in the middle of the night

271
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,870
and the restroom's far away,
they just do their business,

272
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,473
number one or number two,
in a cup by the bed

273
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,375
and deal with the cup
in the morning.

274
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,978
Well, then you and I have
very different processes.

275
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,579
Now, what is it you want?

276
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,983
For you to know that I'm...

277
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,817
(whispers):
watching you.

278
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,089
Get out of here.

279
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,463
(water sloshing)
TODD: * Yet to be created

280
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,500
* She musters a smile

281
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:37,404
* For his nostalgic tale

282
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,406
* Never really sayin' what

283
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,141
* He wanted to find...

284
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,310
You're in
pretty good spirits, huh?

285
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,444
Yeah, sure am.

286
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,279
You know, I finally had
a breakthrough with Melissa.

287
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,081
You know, it seems like
she turned a corner.

288
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,782
Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.

289
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,651
Thanks, bud.
Hey, um, listen.

290
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,586
I forgot my soap.
Can I borrow yours?

291
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,222
Oh, sure.
Hang on one sec.

292
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,102
Here you go.

293
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,837
Ah. Thanks, buddy.
Gonna need that back.

294
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,639
You got it.

295
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,678
What the hell?

296
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,150
No, no, no, I knew it!

297
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,897
I knew it. I knew it,
I knew it, I knew it!

298
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:38,931
Lewis.

299
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,036
You!

300
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,571
What?

301
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,673
Just tell me
why you're doing it.

302
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,141
Why I'm doing what, Tandy?

303
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,010
Trying to ruin
this building, Lewis.

304
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,646
Why in the hell
would I even do that?

305
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,249
Oh, it's eating you up that we
moved into an office building,

306
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,251
so now you want us
all to hate it

307
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,520
so we can move
to wherever you choose.

308
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,056
Well, I have good news
for you, man.

309
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,425
You can go wherever the hell
you want to now,

310
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,827
'cause you are no longer
welcome here.

311
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,829
Come on, get out of here! Go!

312
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,331
Follow your book.

313
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,200
Tandy, what
are you doing?

314
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,568
Taking out the trash, Care Bear.

315
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,437
See, thanks
to Lewis here,

316
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,608
the toilets may be broken,
but we still got one last flush.

317
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,277
And it's you from this building.

318
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,079
This is insane!

319
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,280
Is it?
Tandy, you can't do this.

320
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,948
Yes, I can,
and I have to, Carol.

321
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,117
But he didn't
do anything.

322
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,451
TANDY:
No.

323
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,719
Somebody is behind this!

324
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,121
It's not me!

325
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,190
Well, if you didn't do it,
then who the hell did?

326
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,925
I did!

327
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,899
Lewis, could you, uh, excuse
me for a moment, please?

328
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,568
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.

329
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,581
Why'd you... why'd you do it?

330
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,154
(sighs)

331
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:11,124
I just always had this dream
of where I'd raise my family.

332
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:15,262
A small house, tiny yard,
white picket fence.

333
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,897
And I didn't want
that dream to die.

334
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,467
See, all I ever wanted
was a home

335
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,570
that was already
a home to call home.

336
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,972
Like a house.

337
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,074
You should've told me.

338
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,510
I tried, but you were
so excited about it,

339
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,514
your face lit up like you were
watching the world's best porn.

340
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,150
Like if supermodels did porn.

341
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,187
Hey... you're my
supermodel porn.

342
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,530
Look, I don't want to stay
if you don't want to be here.

343
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,498
No.

344
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,834
Wherever you are
is the perfect home.

345
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,506
I should probably go
tell the others.

346
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,974
And then I said, "I tried, but
you were so excited about it,

347
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,944
"your face lit up like you were
watching the world's best porn.

348
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,846
Like if supermodels did porn."

349
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,550
And then I said, "Carol,
you're my supermodel porn."

350
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,651
And then we kissed.

351
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,652
(chuckles)

352
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,654
Aw.

353
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,726
Okay, we got it.
(groans)

354
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,962
Just can't believe
you did this, Carol.

355
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,864
It's very unlike you.

356
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:28,067
On the other hand, nobody
got hurt, so... (chuckles)

357
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,237
Yeah, it's all right, Carol.
All is forgiven.

358
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:34,073
Oh, no, this is a society,
and we have rules.

359
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,976
I deserve punishment.

360
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,878
Throw a book at me.

361
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,418
TANDY:
All right.

362
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,988
CAROL: Tandy, this is violating
my parole.

363
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,090
Just taking you on
a little furlough.

364
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,260
Okay, you ready?

365
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,295
Surprise!

366
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,832
(Tandy chuckles)

367
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,768
Oh, my goodness.

368
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,903
I don't know how close
it is to your dreams,

369
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,439
but I promise we'll
make it feel like a home.

370
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,875
CAROL:
It's perfect.

371
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,009
I love it.

372
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,678
And I love you.

373
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,913
I love you, too.

374
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,082
(moans)

375
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,785
Melissa?

376
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,186
MELISSA:
Hey, Todd.

377
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,389
Hey, Melissa, I was just...

378
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,758
You, uh...

379
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,294
You're not doing shirts today?

380
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,795
Nope, I can't.

381
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,030
Okay, and why-why's that?

382
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,965
I burned them all.

383
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,570
Why?

384
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,739
I don't know.

385
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,810
Hey, so I have some
really exciting news.

386
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,878
Oh, yeah? What... what's that?

387
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,815
Well, I know we talked about it
a long time ago,

388
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:52,919
but I decided I'm finally ready.

389
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,488
You're... ready?

390
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,424
For... what?

391
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,825
(chuckles)

392
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,160
Ready to have a baby with you!

393
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,163
(softly):
Yeah.

394
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,965
(squeals softly, claps)

395
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,497
CHILDREN:
Uncle Stinky.

396
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,998
(horn honking)

397
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,001
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