1 00:00:00,450 --> 00:00:02,226 Dear Jamal. 2 00:00:02,261 --> 00:00:05,737 Man, a week out the clink, I'm still feeling locked up. 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:09,057 Yo, those 10 years, they took a lot away from me. 4 00:00:09,141 --> 00:00:12,343 Back in the day, I was like Michael Jackson. 5 00:00:12,395 --> 00:00:14,679 Just making music with my crew, 6 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:18,233 Crisco, Ricky, and Phantasm. 7 00:00:18,317 --> 00:00:20,735 ♪ You like drugs? That's dumb ♪ 8 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,687 ♪ I like friends and having fun ♪ 9 00:00:22,738 --> 00:00:23,738 ♪ uh-huh, yeah ♪ 10 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,707 Ah, yeah, throw 'em up! 11 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:28,994 Then shit went wrong. 12 00:00:29,045 --> 00:00:32,530 Thanks for coming to the show man, I appreciate the support. 13 00:00:32,582 --> 00:00:34,499 And P.S., that's a great shirt. 14 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,334 Hey, Chozen, nice moves up there. 15 00:00:36,385 --> 00:00:37,869 Oh, yeah, thanks I guess. 16 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,538 Yo, man. You gotta stop cutting off my flow. 17 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:42,557 I was feelin' it. You know how it is. 18 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:46,595 - Yeah, but that verse was mines. - Yours? 19 00:00:48,514 --> 00:00:50,515 Come on now, man, this is a team. 20 00:00:50,566 --> 00:00:53,885 And we all got our positions. You've a cool look, 21 00:00:53,936 --> 00:00:56,238 and you got, like, some semi-fresh dance moves. 22 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:59,074 Not everyone in a rap group needs to rap, stupid. 23 00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:02,611 Look, I ain't here to be nobody's Mr. Bojangles! 24 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,079 Who you think I am, flavor flav? 25 00:01:04,163 --> 00:01:06,948 - Ah, come on man! - Here we go again. 26 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,284 Can I get a pic? 27 00:01:09,368 --> 00:01:12,787 And as Obi Wan Kenobi once famously said, 28 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:17,459 the space between the light and dark is small as hell, yo. 29 00:01:17,543 --> 00:01:19,961 Take it! Take it! 30 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:22,547 I told y'all, little piggies got to eat! 31 00:01:22,598 --> 00:01:25,600 You want to kick it with the king, gotta take the meat! 32 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,302 - Take that. Take that. - Yo, Phanto! 33 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:30,221 Oh, yeah, you're just in time for the show, baby. 34 00:01:30,273 --> 00:01:33,108 I'm about to him 'em with the roast turkey. 35 00:01:33,192 --> 00:01:35,610 Damn, this shit is pure, yo. 36 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,647 Whoa! What are you doing, man? This isn't us. 37 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:41,265 This isn't you. I got my own hobbies. 38 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:43,451 Projects, shit I do in my free time. 39 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,404 Phanto, please just calm your ass down. 40 00:01:46,455 --> 00:01:50,292 Don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I'm just emotional, yo! 41 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,443 No, dog. Emotional is when you cry 42 00:01:52,495 --> 00:01:54,112 after something horrible has happened. 43 00:01:54,163 --> 00:01:57,115 Like 9/11, or when Bel Biv Devoe broke up. 44 00:01:57,166 --> 00:02:00,785 - You just straight up nuts. - Take that back! 45 00:02:00,836 --> 00:02:02,587 You know what, man? I am done with you, man. 46 00:02:02,638 --> 00:02:05,140 You out of the group. And I'm calling the po-po. 47 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:06,624 What? 48 00:02:06,676 --> 00:02:08,310 Because there is illegal things happening. 49 00:02:09,645 --> 00:02:11,295 You better watch yourself now, brother. 50 00:02:11,347 --> 00:02:16,184 If you do this, there ain't no going back. 51 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,106 What? Man, what the... 52 00:02:21,173 --> 00:02:22,674 That's cocaine, weed, machine guns, 53 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:25,143 and a passed out whore in the corner. 54 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:26,511 Oh, boy. 55 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,113 Suspect apprehended. 56 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:30,281 Shit, you know how it is, player. 57 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:33,868 When you go away, everything changes. 58 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:38,623 Your friends, your beliefs, your ability to bathe freely. 59 00:02:38,674 --> 00:02:41,292 But you don't give up hope. 60 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,961 You conquer it. 61 00:02:43,012 --> 00:02:47,048 And then you take what's yours. 62 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,050 My sister's been lettin' me crash with her 63 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:52,003 while I begin my quest for rap domination. 64 00:02:52,054 --> 00:02:54,338 Phantasm ain't ready for this. 65 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:57,142 Say what up to cookie and little ghost for me. 66 00:02:57,209 --> 00:02:58,643 And watch your ass homie, 67 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:00,345 and watch who's watchin' your ass... 68 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,981 I wish it could still be me. 69 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,234 Chozen. 70 00:03:12,903 --> 00:03:15,443 1x01 - Pilot 71 00:03:17,543 --> 00:03:20,397 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 72 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,204 Don't be giving me it hard looks, dog. In need. 73 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:28,123 I'll climb in that window like a Spiderman, 74 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,125 and smack that weed out your mouth. 75 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,077 I'm coming back for that weed. 76 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,929 Holy shit! 77 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,246 What you all doin'? Sex? 78 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,265 - Seriously, Phil, what the hell? - My bad. 79 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,634 Ssh, stay focused. Stay focused, I'm almost there. 80 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,269 Where's the key I gave you? 81 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,972 - Man, I sold that shit. - What? To who? 82 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,757 Some dude who calls himself the key-master. 83 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,976 Which is dumb because his name is Steve. 84 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,646 Whoo! Keep doing that thing. I'm gonna dump out. 85 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,149 - Hey, so where were we? - Uh, I'm gonna go. 86 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:57,268 - Stay! - Yeah, no. That fart... 87 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,954 I think I can taste it. 88 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,438 Just block it out. Come on. Don't leave mama hangin'. 89 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,324 Sorry, baby. Later. 90 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,160 I knew it was a mistake to blow your first. 91 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:06,962 I love you! 92 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,115 Oh, great, you're shitting with the door open! 93 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,833 Yeah, I'm shittin' with the do' open! 94 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,285 I gotta peep all the angles, 'cause fools be creepin'. 95 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,620 Phil, I'm the only one here. 96 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:17,305 What about homie with the little flabbiness? 97 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,257 My boyfriend? He left. 98 00:04:19,308 --> 00:04:21,476 Oh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm upset about that. 99 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,178 We was just getting to know each other. 100 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,597 You just made fun of his body, which is kind of weird. 101 00:04:25,648 --> 00:04:27,933 I'm just helpin' a brother out. 102 00:04:27,984 --> 00:04:29,935 Um, I'm gonna keep my food in my room from now on 103 00:04:29,986 --> 00:04:31,603 because you cleaned me out yesterday. 104 00:04:31,654 --> 00:04:34,806 I was paying bills online today and I noticed that I owe, 105 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,859 like, $100 to the cable company for pay per view. 106 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,946 Do you... would you happen to know anything about that, Phil? 107 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:43,698 Somebody watching G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra five times? 108 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,200 That wasn't me. 109 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,669 Must have been somebody else who likes good movies. 110 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,337 That doesn't even make sense. 111 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,290 Relax, girl. It's all good. 112 00:04:52,341 --> 00:04:54,843 In a few months, I'll be at the top of the charts, 113 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,211 and you'll be set. 114 00:04:56,295 --> 00:05:00,048 Dipped in the finest clothes, pushin' the freshest whips, 115 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,834 adorning yo' pussy in the finest jewelry, 116 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:05,220 innumerable luxuries. 117 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:08,840 I can't deal with you. I'm going to bed. 118 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:12,027 Up next, we catch up with the king of rap, Phantasm. 119 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:13,845 Oh, hell no! 120 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,148 So, let's talk about your new album. 121 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:18,066 Fo' sho'. It's a concept album. 122 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,518 Hot. Player. 123 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,371 And when it hits, rap will never be the same. 124 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,873 Whoo, child! 125 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,242 Mama gettin' hot all over. 126 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,527 Let's throw it back to the studio. 127 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,330 - I'm stretchin' you out tonight. - Uh, wha...? 128 00:05:32,381 --> 00:05:35,383 Ugh, Phantasm! 129 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,252 What the shit's going on out here? 130 00:05:39,055 --> 00:05:42,390 Wub, wub, wub, wub, wub, I'm sleeping. 131 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,715 Ain't nobody said was gonna be easy. 132 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:53,218 ♪ Struggle, the true test of a man ♪ 133 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:56,021 ♪ maintain focus, implement the master plan ♪ 134 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:58,523 ♪ How do I play? I play to win ♪ 135 00:05:58,574 --> 00:06:01,193 ♪ What do I like? Dudes with smooth skin ♪ 136 00:06:01,244 --> 00:06:03,728 ♪ back in the game, and I'm in it to win it ♪ 137 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:05,697 ♪ my status grows steadily minute to minute ♪ 138 00:06:05,748 --> 00:06:08,750 ♪ spitting fire over hot beats, deep cuts ♪ 139 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:11,536 ♪ shaking the spot between yo' butts and yo' nuts ♪ 140 00:06:11,587 --> 00:06:15,457 Hey, man. Hey! Shit, I'm usually the only one here. 141 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,576 - Mi name-o es Jimmy. - Yeah, I'm Chozen. 142 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,295 Chosen? Chosen for what? 143 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:23,431 - No, stupid, that's my name. - That's kind of badass, man. 144 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:26,251 You a big football fan? Yeah, something like that. 145 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,470 Not me, I'm into cheerleaders. Young ones. 146 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,640 Their panties, their boobs, and butt-hole. 147 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,391 - Boom, freeze frame. - That's cool. 148 00:06:33,442 --> 00:06:36,728 Damn right it's cool. "Candid-cheerleader-trim.com." 149 00:06:36,779 --> 00:06:41,266 Guaranteed hard-ons. I can get you a promo code. 150 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,985 Good lookin' out, homie, but ain't really my steez. 151 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,737 Ooh, that's a pretty dope prison tatt. 152 00:06:45,788 --> 00:06:49,124 - Where'd you get it? - I got this prison tatt in jail! 153 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,327 Mm, I've been there, amigo. When Motley Crue says they need ass... 154 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,445 well, you know what, you just start grabbing girls. 155 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,964 - You don't check I.D.s. - Wait, wait a minute. 156 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:58,500 - You in the business? - I was. 20 years. 157 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,468 I was a bus driver, roadie, lights, pyro, 158 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,921 injected a bunch of shit into Nikki Sixx's weiner. 159 00:07:02,972 --> 00:07:04,839 Pyro? Yeah, that's cool, that's cool. 160 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,175 Wouldn't mind hearing more about that weiner though? 161 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,961 Well, you know, the rock and roll scene changed, so I moved on. 162 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,597 I like my tunes to have power, you know? Balls! 163 00:07:12,648 --> 00:07:14,132 Feel you on that, man. 164 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,768 I like my shits to have big balls too. 165 00:07:16,819 --> 00:07:19,804 - Ah, a songwriter, huh? - A M.C. 166 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:21,273 You know, they have an open-mic deal 167 00:07:21,324 --> 00:07:22,774 every weekend at the student center. 168 00:07:22,825 --> 00:07:25,476 I mean, you know, if you needed some place to play. 169 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,145 Thank you, Jimmy! 170 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,947 I mean, this sounds like the perfect spot 171 00:07:28,998 --> 00:07:30,481 to begin my rise to the top. 172 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,033 Well, you know, it's just an open-mic. 173 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,785 You don't need a... it's not that big of a deal. 174 00:07:33,836 --> 00:07:35,620 Yo, I'm gonna bounce, because that student center 175 00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:37,872 is gonna go crazy when they see this shit, man. 176 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,092 Hey, don't get so excited. Anyone can do it. Like, anyone! 177 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,885 Mm, these some good ass fries. 178 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,470 - Yo, what's crackin'? - Um... 179 00:07:52,521 --> 00:07:54,389 - Yo, I need to use that. - Who are you? 180 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,725 I will give you a salisbury steak. 181 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,227 Thanks, but I have a paper due in the morning. 182 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,247 Yo, I'd hate to see your computer smashed up on 183 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,183 the ground with macaronis and salisbury juices all over it. 184 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,736 That would be a waste of food, know what I mean? 185 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,656 - Find these mans. - Yeah, this is just a picture... 186 00:08:11,707 --> 00:08:13,875 Analyze this with your technology. 187 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,711 Their facial patterns, iris construction. 188 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,764 - I can't do that. - Fingerprint lookin' out fo'. 189 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:21,938 - You know, that stuff. - I just... I can't do that. I... 190 00:08:22,049 --> 00:08:24,550 Have you ever said "iris construction" before. 191 00:08:24,617 --> 00:08:27,973 Look, I see you. You're a dork. But that's cool. 192 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,725 And I can tell you got skills by looking into your glasses, 193 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,561 and then looking in your eyes, and then looking in your soul. 194 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,214 Believe in yourself, homie. 195 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,049 I just need their names. 196 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,868 Oh, snap, that's all? It's Ricky and Crisco, man. 197 00:08:40,903 --> 00:08:42,886 I could have done this shit myself. 198 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:45,825 Listen, bro, that paper you wrote for me last week, 199 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,860 I mean, I paid you for an "A", bro, you little baby... 200 00:08:48,911 --> 00:08:53,698 Yo, I saw this fish first! Don't y'all be violating the code, now. 201 00:08:53,749 --> 00:08:55,867 Whoa! Did that just happen? 202 00:08:55,918 --> 00:08:59,025 - Thanks, man. I'm Troy. - I'm Chozen. 203 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:02,211 And yo, you're with me now. Check it. 204 00:09:02,254 --> 00:09:05,377 The way this work is... I save your ass from steak-dick jocks, 205 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:08,079 and you do pretty much whatever I say. You feel me? 206 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,881 Absolutely. Totes feeling you right now. 207 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:13,541 - Anything you need I got. - Mm, don't count on it, little man. 208 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:17,650 - Ehm, boom. - Oh, you gotta be shittin' me! 209 00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,893 Hey, yo, can anybody tell me what time it is? 210 00:09:21,944 --> 00:09:24,946 Yo, I think it's time for a birthday right now. 211 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,931 Make some noise! I can't hear you! 212 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:28,900 A Kool Kidz birthday! 213 00:09:28,951 --> 00:09:31,736 ♪ Hey, yo, Brandon, congratulations ♪ 214 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:34,956 ♪ put your hands up in celebration ♪ 215 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,242 ♪ no doubt this a marvelous day ♪ 216 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:40,245 ♪ hanging out with friends, no school, and all play ♪ 217 00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:43,419 ♪ I see some kids who's ready to eat, whoo! ♪ 218 00:09:43,518 --> 00:09:46,245 ♪ you gotta have your lunch before you ready for sweets ♪ 219 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:48,042 ♪ A Kool Kidz.♪ 220 00:09:48,572 --> 00:09:51,139 All right, time for hot dogs! 221 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:55,093 Hey, dog, we started off slow and shit. Like, we need to finish big, bro. 222 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:57,011 - No doubt. - No doubt? Right, no doubt. 223 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,465 I'm thinking balloon animals and a pinata at the same time, dog! 224 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,317 Hell yeah! Hit 'em with a combination! 225 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:07,355 Y'all look like a bunch of professional molesters. 226 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,656 - Chozen? - Chozen? 227 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,024 Yo, when did you get out? 228 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,327 My mind is like... hurting real bad right now. 229 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:15,029 - I can't even believe, dog... - Hey, guys? 230 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,699 Excuse me. Is that drugs? 231 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,701 No, ma'am, they are not doing drugs. 232 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,819 This bomb-ass herb is all mine. 233 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,538 These guys are nerds. 234 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,790 They don't do cool things like puff the sticky-icky. 235 00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:29,829 Yeah, ma'am, we don't do drugs. Kool Kidz don't smoke weed. 236 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:32,013 Hurry up! We're cutting the cake. 237 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,382 Yo, you can't be coming up here with a joint. 238 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,184 This is our job, yo. 239 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,020 - Ricky, we got a show to finish. - Damn! 240 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:43,725 Just doin' whatever that white lady says, huh? I mean, that's cool, 241 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,061 but if y'all wanna hear about making some real power-moves, 242 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:53,034 meet me tonight, eight p-dot-m-dot, chuck's. 243 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,720 Yo, I'm a eat this hot dog off the ground. 244 00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:01,692 Delicious. 245 00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:08,290 Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo boo-yeah! 246 00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:09,959 Oh, man! 247 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:13,212 Ooh! I be ownin' y'all tonight! 248 00:11:13,264 --> 00:11:15,682 ♪ You can't see me! You can't see me! ♪ 249 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,517 That's a little taunt. 250 00:11:17,568 --> 00:11:19,387 Yo, Choze. 251 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:22,739 What can I get you guys tonight? 252 00:11:22,823 --> 00:11:25,608 Yo, let me get three Mr. Pibbs, please. 253 00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:28,244 And you know what? Yo, make that extra icy. 254 00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:29,779 Hey! That's not cool. 255 00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:33,733 Oh, sorry, dog! But those bears be feelin' frisky. 256 00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,086 Hey, tell me why we're here, dog. 257 00:11:37,171 --> 00:11:41,374 Oh! Ease up, Ricky. It's been a long time, man. 258 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:44,260 Lots of emotions up in this Cheezy Charles, man. 259 00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,429 You look different, man. 260 00:11:46,514 --> 00:11:48,882 Yeah, dog. I was gonna say the same shit. 261 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:51,584 Yeah, well, jail changes a nucca. 262 00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:54,437 If y'all had been cool friends, and reached out to a brother, 263 00:11:54,522 --> 00:11:56,890 I mean, I'm just saying, you might know that. 264 00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:58,892 What? I got to mass, bro. 265 00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:01,728 Sundays are for dios, not for the people in jail. 266 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,730 Dude it was all Phantasm. 267 00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:05,982 After he got you locked up on those bullshit charges, 268 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,768 - things got ugly. - Bro, we knew that you were innocent, 269 00:12:08,819 --> 00:12:10,653 and we were ready to go to the cops, 270 00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:12,939 and then boom, Phantasm finds out. 271 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:14,574 He told us we gotta stay out the game, man. 272 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,075 Stay away from you. 273 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,627 He was kicking it with these roughnecks man. 274 00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,746 Yeah, straight up gangster shit, dog. 275 00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:24,417 Shit, I mean, y'all playing right now. Phantasm ain't no gangster. 276 00:12:24,468 --> 00:12:27,804 We only let that fool in the group 'cause his hairs was white. 277 00:12:27,888 --> 00:12:30,006 I mean, that was like the singular reason. 278 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:33,092 No, dog, he changed. You remember Ricky's cat Reginald? 279 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:37,313 Oh, yeah, that fluffy little sucker was cool as hell. 280 00:12:37,398 --> 00:12:39,182 So Reggie had disappeared one night. 281 00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:43,820 And then the next day I got a letter and shit. 282 00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:48,024 And it was written in his hairs, bro. He was probably cold, dog. 283 00:12:48,108 --> 00:12:50,026 He was so cold, dog. 284 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,978 Dude, I got a DVD delivered to my house. 285 00:12:52,029 --> 00:12:55,314 I played that shit and seen my mama laying on a table. 286 00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:58,201 She up at that massage place she go for her fibromyalgias. 287 00:12:58,285 --> 00:12:59,836 That what? 288 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,656 - Mm, that's the deep tissue. - How about here? 289 00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:05,708 Oh, yeah, sweet babies. 290 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,961 I learned how to use the youtubes. 291 00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:12,715 The rap game is mine. Zip yo' lips biotch. 292 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,425 What I'd he found out 293 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,802 we were making music again or talking to you? 294 00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:19,188 Man, you done let that fool get up in your head space. 295 00:13:19,273 --> 00:13:21,357 I spent years with some real tough brothers, 296 00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:24,677 and Phantasm, shoot, Phantasm ain't caca. 297 00:13:24,728 --> 00:13:27,864 I know fools who'd be playing his butt-hole like a saxophone. 298 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,397 Be like... 299 00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:37,373 - Look, bro... - Jazzmatazz for that fat ass. 300 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:40,359 Hoo-hoo! It's like this. 301 00:13:40,411 --> 00:13:43,580 Y'all looking old man, I'm talking beat down. 302 00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:46,883 It's time to quit the half-stepping, and do this shit for real. 303 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:51,671 I booked a show. I'm taking back what's mine, and you can too. 304 00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,706 Phantasm won't know what hit him. 305 00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:57,093 Redemption, fellas. Redemptions. 306 00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,395 Look bro, it's good to see you and all that, 307 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,230 but we got a good thing going. 308 00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:02,765 Yeah, we're kind of hot on the party circuit right now, 309 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:06,019 but we're still, like, small enough to fly under the radar of Phantasm. 310 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,438 I mean, we're not rock stars and shit, but it's something. 311 00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:10,690 Hey, man... that's how it works. 312 00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:13,276 Oh all right, I see how it be then. 313 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,945 You enjoy them birthday cakes, dickheads. 314 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:18,114 'Cause when I blow up Phantasm's spot, 315 00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:22,118 I'll be sure to send him your way, you damn, dirty, little bitches! 316 00:14:22,202 --> 00:14:25,121 [bleep] y'all, I said [bleep] y'all. 317 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:29,792 Bears, screw those dudes. 318 00:14:29,877 --> 00:14:33,129 I wish they was dead. 319 00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:37,467 No, I think I love them dudes. 320 00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:41,137 Ugh, at least I got you bears. 321 00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:43,389 ♪ Sometimes yo' friends let you down ♪ 322 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,892 ♪ take yo' dreams and smash 'em on the ground ♪ 323 00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:48,277 ♪ what do I do, turn the page? ♪ 324 00:14:48,362 --> 00:14:50,780 ♪ uh-uh, hell no, I'm goin' channel my rage ♪ 325 00:14:50,864 --> 00:14:53,816 ♪ and spit rhymes of horror, unspeakable things ♪ 326 00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:56,152 ♪ from deep inside me, the darkness sings ♪ 327 00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:58,738 ♪ murder, murder, sex, sex, murder, murder ♪ 328 00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,907 ♪ murder, murder, sex, sex, murder, murder ♪ 329 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:04,077 ♪ murder, sex, sex with murder, murder with sex ♪ 330 00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:06,379 ♪ dead people have sex, then they murder ♪ 331 00:15:18,462 --> 00:15:20,964 I let him go knuckles deep in my butt-hole. 332 00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,348 Don't tell anybody! 333 00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:27,720 Oh, hell yeah! Oh, y'all bitches ready to party? 334 00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:29,722 Yo, watch my friend. 335 00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:33,009 And, yo, no cuddles. 'Cause I'll know. 336 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,362 - Ew, who's that creeper? - That would be my brother. 337 00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:42,404 What's up? 338 00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:47,657 You look pretty comfortable, all nestled in that bean bag. 339 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,742 It's like a doughnut, and you's the supple, 340 00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,244 soft-skinned jelly filling. 341 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,363 Mm. I'm Tracy's brother. I'm a rappist. 342 00:15:54,415 --> 00:15:56,082 But she probably already told you that. 343 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,917 - No. - Well, I am. 344 00:15:58,002 --> 00:16:01,838 And I like your shirt, player. It's fits your little muscles real nice. 345 00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:04,424 So why don't you just flex for daddy? 346 00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:08,377 - Uh... - I can take you anytime I like. 347 00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:15,568 Yo, you want to do this together? 348 00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:16,736 Phil! 349 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,220 Oh, my god. Is that a landing strip? 350 00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:21,024 Oh snap, yo I almost forgot. 351 00:16:21,075 --> 00:16:25,361 Everybody, I got a show tomorrow night at the student union. 352 00:16:25,412 --> 00:16:29,282 We all friends now, so I expect to see y'all up in that piece. 353 00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:32,401 - What are you doing? - What? This a party, ain't it? 354 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:35,121 You're drunk, you're a mess, and worst of all, 355 00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,123 you lied to me about renting that dumb movie. 356 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:40,576 It's not dumb. It's a fine film. 357 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:42,411 Seriously, Phil, what the hell? 358 00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:44,597 I'm trying to help you out. You're blowing it again. 359 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:47,467 Man, what you mean? I ain't never let you down before. 360 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:50,269 You got lock up when I was nine. You were my hero! 361 00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,754 Do you remember those days we spent in the backyard 362 00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:55,141 creating cutting-edge gymnastic routines? 363 00:16:58,145 --> 00:16:59,595 All right, let's do this! 364 00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:02,281 I'm Béla Károlyi, and you Nadia Comaneci. 365 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:04,951 We gonna do some gymnastics, bitch! 366 00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,903 Front tuck! Handstand! 367 00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:08,821 Let me see those toes pointed girl! 368 00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:12,241 Good. Back handspring! And finish... 369 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,944 arabesque! 370 00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:16,329 Those were the best times of my life. 371 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,081 I was gonna go the whole way. 372 00:17:18,132 --> 00:17:20,967 I needed that choreography, and I needed you. 373 00:17:21,051 --> 00:17:22,669 And you weren't there. 374 00:17:22,753 --> 00:17:24,453 Come on, let's be honest, I mean, you was 375 00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:26,923 a little too thick to compete at a high level. 376 00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:31,961 Oh, so now I'm fat? Jesus christ, you're an asshole. 377 00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:35,131 Dude's all balls. 378 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:44,894 Yes, mm... A little more soap. 379 00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:46,179 - There it is. - Hey Jimmy... 380 00:17:46,263 --> 00:17:49,566 Ssh! Yo, be cool, man. Come here. 381 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,301 Check these out. 382 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,470 Rich-girls-making-bad-decisions.net 383 00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:55,338 - I'm gonna make a killing. - I guess. 384 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,040 What's wrong with you, man? Someone shit in your wheaties? 385 00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:59,843 Someone? More like e'ryone! 386 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,678 First my old crew punks me out, 387 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:05,148 and then my sister be talking about "losing her faith in me." 388 00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:08,151 What are you gonna do about it Besides act like a little puss-puss? 389 00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:11,154 I... I'm gonna play the show tonight, that's what. 390 00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:12,822 Not like that, you're not. 391 00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:14,240 Looks like you just got into a fist-fight 392 00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,910 at a bukkake party, and the dicks won. 393 00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,661 Yo, you think you could help me out? 394 00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:21,881 I could, but that's kind of a manager's deal. 395 00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:24,334 I've always been more of a road-hog, if you know what I'm saying. 396 00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,868 I'll let you take pictures of my sister in the shower. 397 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,755 Now, we're talking. Look, I know it's your sis and all, 398 00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,673 so how about we do something elegant, classy? 399 00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:35,086 Like, maybe we just hide a small go pro camera in her toilet? 400 00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:38,064 You're not into that. That's fine, that's cool. 401 00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,233 We're spit balling, this is a brainstorming session. 402 00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,552 You know what, it's a process, not every idea is a winner. 403 00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:46,287 Just, think on it. Right now though... we gotta get to work. 404 00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:55,865 Yo, Tracy. I'm sorry I let you down. 405 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,535 A girl needs her big brother. 406 00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:01,904 I'm gonna make it all up to you, do what's right. 407 00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:04,090 I shouldn't have rented all them movies. 408 00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:07,243 It's just... that Channing Tatum... 409 00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:09,129 that dude is magnetic. 410 00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:12,748 Enjoy these candies Tracy, and this Dear John movie disc. 411 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,718 Hopefully it will touch you as much as it touched me. 412 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,554 Be at the student center tonight! 413 00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:20,890 Feelings, Chozen. 414 00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:25,261 He was too young, I was too broken. 415 00:19:25,312 --> 00:19:28,431 And our hands were too bloody. 416 00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,393 Asia. 417 00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:33,623 Whoo! This is gonna be awesome. 418 00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:38,291 - Huh! Time to shine! - Ooh, I don't know, man. 419 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,128 Mouth is all dry and shit, my booty all sweaty. 420 00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:45,131 Yo, this was a bad idea. I don't even know why I'm here. 421 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:47,450 You're here to rock this bitch, man. 422 00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:49,302 We're with you, dog. We're done being afraid. 423 00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:50,637 I didn't like that feeling anyway. 424 00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:53,840 We started this together, and we're going to finish this together. 425 00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:55,791 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 426 00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:58,294 ♪ And I made a new beat for your song ♪ 427 00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:00,647 Ding-dong! Guys, you're up! 428 00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,348 - Shall we destroy? - Hell yeah! 429 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,800 - Let's do it! - Ah, yeah! 430 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:09,189 Get your hands up! Yeah, whoo! 431 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,140 ♪ behold a hip hop genius ♪ 432 00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:14,160 ♪ lyrical master with a smooth ass penis ♪ 433 00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,696 ♪ straight out the pen, where it gets no rougher ♪ 434 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,315 ♪ hard ass brothers get spread like butter ♪ 435 00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,534 ♪ I've seen criminals crying in they underwear ♪ 436 00:20:21,619 --> 00:20:24,671 ♪ crackheads smoking on they pubic hair ♪ 437 00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:26,956 ♪ they got the jenkem running though their bloodstream ♪ 438 00:20:27,007 --> 00:20:29,459 ♪ trippin' balls off of last night's ice cream ♪ 439 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,845 ♪ new fish writing letters to the Mrs. ♪ 440 00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:33,963 ♪ before he knows it, consensual kisses ♪ 441 00:20:34,014 --> 00:20:36,633 ♪ up in the shower room, where the shanks come out ♪ 442 00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:39,185 ♪ fools be creepin, trying to up they clout ♪ 443 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,971 ♪ dirty snitches get the stitches ♪ 444 00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:44,557 ♪ I got words for one of them bitches ♪ 445 00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:46,860 ♪ Phantasm, yup I said it ♪ 446 00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:49,011 ♪ that little punk cunt was gonna learn to regret it ♪ 447 00:20:49,063 --> 00:20:50,680 ♪ because I'm back with passion ♪ 448 00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,565 ♪ ready for action ♪ 449 00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,734 ♪ grip the booty, spread it wide, mashin' ♪ 450 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,852 ♪ that's right I'm coming fo' ya, son ♪ 451 00:20:56,904 --> 00:20:59,465 ♪ and when I grip the mic, I'm gonna blow ya, son ♪ 452 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,323 Bitch! 453 00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,191 ♪ In six months, ya name ain't mean shit ♪ 454 00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:04,077 ♪ adios to the hoes and the luxury whips ♪ 455 00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:06,862 - Peace! - # ha-ha, I take it all, trick # 456 00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:09,415 ♪ and if you wasn't so ugly, you could suck my dick ♪ 457 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,085 ♪ Redemption, that game is mine ♪ 458 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:14,370 ♪ I'm gunnin' for a brother with a tight behind ♪ 459 00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:17,423 ♪ and I'll be crushin' it, bloody like murder scene ♪ 460 00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:19,425 ♪ tip touches, technique supreme ♪ 461 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:22,061 ♪ Redemption, I paid my dues ♪ 462 00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:24,380 ♪ ten years in, now I'm making moves ♪ 463 00:21:24,431 --> 00:21:27,517 ♪ pop-radio fools, I'm gonna jack yo' jewels ♪ 464 00:21:27,568 --> 00:21:29,602 ♪ always on the hunt for money and cool dudes ♪ 465 00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:32,355 ♪ Redemption, I'm back, little suckers ♪ 466 00:21:32,406 --> 00:21:35,224 ♪ if you's a hard boy, let me see that turd cutter ♪ 467 00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:36,910 ♪ bow down before the glorious one ♪ 468 00:21:36,994 --> 00:21:38,611 - Yeah! - # your face is the target # 469 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:39,946 ♪ my dong is a gun ♪ 470 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,248 ♪ Redemption ♪ 471 00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:46,619 Man, you see how hype we got that crowd? 472 00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,255 That one bitch was straight moist, son! 473 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:53,927 - Oh, just like back in the day! - No doubt, fellas! 474 00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:56,579 That felt damn good. Bring it in! 475 00:21:57,877 --> 00:22:00,310 - Who are we?! - Real cool, dog! 476 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:02,319 No. No, we gotta say the same thing. 477 00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:03,793 Just something like "we're da' best!" 478 00:22:03,886 --> 00:22:05,337 Okay? Let's just do this right, this time. Aye? 479 00:22:05,415 --> 00:22:07,348 - Who are we?! - We're da' best! 480 00:22:07,378 --> 00:22:10,516 - Bad asses, shame. - I'm back little suckers! 481 00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:14,329 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~