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Dear Jamal.
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Man, a week out the clink,
I'm still feeling locked up.
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Yo, those 10 years, they
took a lot away from me.
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Back in the day,
I was like Michael Jackson.
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Just making music with my crew,
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Crisco, Ricky, and Phantasm.
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♪ You like drugs?
That's dumb ♪
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♪ I like friends and having fun ♪
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♪ uh-huh, yeah ♪
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Ah, yeah, throw 'em up!
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Then shit went wrong.
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Thanks for coming to the show
man, I appreciate the support.
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And P.S., that's a great shirt.
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Hey, Chozen, nice moves up there.
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Oh, yeah, thanks I guess.
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Yo, man. You gotta stop
cutting off my flow.
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I was feelin' it.
You know how it is.
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- Yeah, but that verse was mines.
- Yours?
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Come on now, man, this is a team.
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And we all got our positions.
You've a cool look,
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and you got, like, some
semi-fresh dance moves.
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Not everyone in a rap
group needs to rap, stupid.
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Look, I ain't here to be
nobody's Mr. Bojangles!
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Who you think I am, flavor flav?
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- Ah, come on man!
- Here we go again.
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Can I get a pic?
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And as Obi Wan Kenobi
once famously said,
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the space between the light
and dark is small as hell, yo.
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Take it! Take it!
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I told y'all, little piggies got to eat!
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You want to kick it with the king,
gotta take the meat!
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- Take that. Take that.
- Yo, Phanto!
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Oh, yeah, you're just in
time for the show, baby.
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I'm about to him 'em
with the roast turkey.
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Damn, this shit is pure, yo.
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Whoa! What are you
doing, man? This isn't us.
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This isn't you.
I got my own hobbies.
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Projects, shit I do in my free time.
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Phanto, please just calm your ass down.
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Don't talk to me like I'm crazy.
I'm just emotional, yo!
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No, dog. Emotional is when you cry
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after something horrible has happened.
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Like 9/11, or when
Bel Biv Devoe broke up.
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- You just straight up nuts.
- Take that back!
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You know what, man?
I am done with you, man.
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You out of the group.
And I'm calling the po-po.
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What?
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Because there is
illegal things happening.
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You better watch yourself now, brother.
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If you do this,
there ain't no going back.
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What? Man, what the...
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That's cocaine, weed, machine guns,
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and a passed out whore in the corner.
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Oh, boy.
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Suspect apprehended.
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Shit, you know how it is, player.
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When you go away, everything changes.
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Your friends, your beliefs,
your ability to bathe freely.
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But you don't give up hope.
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You conquer it.
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And then you take what's yours.
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My sister's been
lettin' me crash with her
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while I begin my quest
for rap domination.
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Phantasm ain't ready for this.
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Say what up to cookie
and little ghost for me.
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And watch your ass homie,
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and watch who's watchin' your ass...
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I wish it could still be me.
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Chozen.
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Don't be giving me it
hard looks, dog. In need.
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I'll climb in that
window like a Spiderman,
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and smack that weed out your mouth.
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I'm coming back for that weed.
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Holy shit!
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What you all doin'? Sex?
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- Seriously, Phil, what the hell?
- My bad.
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Ssh, stay focused. Stay
focused, I'm almost there.
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Where's the key I gave you?
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- Man, I sold that shit.
- What? To who?
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Some dude who calls
himself the key-master.
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Which is dumb because his name is Steve.
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Whoo! Keep doing that thing.
I'm gonna dump out.
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- Hey, so where were we?
- Uh, I'm gonna go.
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- Stay!
- Yeah, no. That fart...
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I think I can taste it.
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Just block it out. Come on.
Don't leave mama hangin'.
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Sorry, baby. Later.
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I knew it was a mistake
to blow your first.
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I love you!
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Oh, great, you're shitting
with the door open!
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Yeah, I'm shittin' with the do' open!
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I gotta peep all the angles,
'cause fools be creepin'.
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Phil, I'm the only one here.
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What about homie with
the little flabbiness?
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My boyfriend? He left.
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Oh, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm upset about that.
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We was just getting to know each other.
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You just made fun of his body,
which is kind of weird.
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I'm just helpin' a brother out.
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Um, I'm gonna keep my
food in my room from now on
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because you cleaned me out yesterday.
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I was paying bills online
today and I noticed that I owe,
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like, $100 to the cable
company for pay per view.
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Do you... would you happen to know
anything about that, Phil?
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Somebody watching
G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra five times?
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That wasn't me.
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Must have been somebody
else who likes good movies.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Relax, girl. It's all good.
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In a few months, I'll be
at the top of the charts,
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and you'll be set.
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Dipped in the finest clothes,
pushin' the freshest whips,
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adorning yo' pussy
in the finest jewelry,
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innumerable luxuries.
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I can't deal with you.
I'm going to bed.
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Up next, we catch up with
the king of rap, Phantasm.
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Oh, hell no!
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So, let's talk about your new album.
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Fo' sho'.
It's a concept album.
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Hot. Player.
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And when it hits, rap
will never be the same.
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Whoo, child!
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Mama gettin' hot all over.
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Let's throw it back to the studio.
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- I'm stretchin' you out tonight.
- Uh, wha...?
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Ugh, Phantasm!
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What the shit's going on out here?
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Wub, wub, wub, wub, wub,
I'm sleeping.
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Ain't nobody said was gonna be easy.
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♪ Struggle, the true test of a man ♪
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♪ maintain focus,
implement the master plan ♪
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♪ How do I play?
I play to win ♪
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♪ What do I like?
Dudes with smooth skin ♪
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♪ back in the game,
and I'm in it to win it ♪
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♪ my status grows
steadily minute to minute ♪
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♪ spitting fire over
hot beats, deep cuts ♪
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♪ shaking the spot between
yo' butts and yo' nuts ♪
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Hey, man. Hey!
Shit, I'm usually the only one here.
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- Mi name-o es Jimmy.
- Yeah, I'm Chozen.
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Chosen? Chosen for what?
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- No, stupid, that's my name.
- That's kind of badass, man.
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You a big football fan?
Yeah, something like that.
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Not me, I'm into
cheerleaders. Young ones.
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Their panties, their
boobs, and butt-hole.
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- Boom, freeze frame.
- That's cool.
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Damn right it's cool.
"Candid-cheerleader-trim.com."
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Guaranteed hard-ons.
I can get you a promo code.
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Good lookin' out, homie,
but ain't really my steez.
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Ooh, that's a pretty dope prison tatt.
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- Where'd you get it?
- I got this prison tatt in jail!
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Mm, I've been there, amigo.
When Motley Crue says they need ass...
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well, you know what, you
just start grabbing girls.
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- You don't check I.D.s.
- Wait, wait a minute.
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- You in the business?
- I was. 20 years.
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I was a bus driver,
roadie, lights, pyro,
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injected a bunch of shit
into Nikki Sixx's weiner.
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Pyro?
Yeah, that's cool, that's cool.
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Wouldn't mind hearing more
about that weiner though?
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Well, you know, the rock and
roll scene changed, so I moved on.
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I like my tunes to have
power, you know? Balls!
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Feel you on that, man.
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I like my shits to have big balls too.
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- Ah, a songwriter, huh?
- A M.C.
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You know, they have an open-mic deal
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every weekend at the student center.
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I mean, you know, if you
needed some place to play.
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Thank you, Jimmy!
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I mean, this sounds
like the perfect spot
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to begin my rise to the top.
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Well, you know, it's just an open-mic.
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You don't need a... it's
not that big of a deal.
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Yo, I'm gonna bounce,
because that student center
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is gonna go crazy when
they see this shit, man.
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Hey, don't get so excited.
Anyone can do it. Like, anyone!
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Mm, these some good ass fries.
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- Yo, what's crackin'?
- Um...
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- Yo, I need to use that.
- Who are you?
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I will give you a salisbury steak.
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Thanks, but I have a
paper due in the morning.
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Yo, I'd hate to see your
computer smashed up on
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the ground with macaronis and
salisbury juices all over it.
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That would be a waste of
food, know what I mean?
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- Find these mans.
- Yeah, this is just a picture...
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Analyze this with your technology.
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Their facial patterns,
iris construction.
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- I can't do that.
- Fingerprint lookin' out fo'.
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- You know, that stuff.
- I just... I can't do that. I...
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Have you ever said
"iris construction" before.
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Look, I see you. You're a dork.
But that's cool.
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And I can tell you got skills
by looking into your glasses,
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and then looking in your eyes,
and then looking in your soul.
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Believe in yourself, homie.
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I just need their names.
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Oh, snap, that's all?
It's Ricky and Crisco, man.
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I could have done this shit myself.
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Listen, bro, that paper
you wrote for me last week,
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I mean, I paid you for an "A", bro,
you little baby...
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Yo, I saw this fish first!
Don't y'all be violating the code, now.
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Whoa! Did that just happen?
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- Thanks, man. I'm Troy.
- I'm Chozen.
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And yo, you're with me now.
Check it.
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The way this work is...
I save your ass from steak-dick jocks,
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and you do pretty much
whatever I say. You feel me?
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Absolutely.
Totes feeling you right now.
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- Anything you need I got.
- Mm, don't count on it, little man.
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- Ehm, boom.
- Oh, you gotta be shittin' me!
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Hey, yo, can anybody
tell me what time it is?
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Yo, I think it's time
for a birthday right now.
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Make some noise!
I can't hear you!
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A Kool Kidz birthday!
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♪ Hey, yo, Brandon, congratulations ♪
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♪ put your hands up in celebration ♪
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♪ no doubt this a marvelous day ♪
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♪ hanging out with friends,
no school, and all play ♪
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♪ I see some kids who's
ready to eat, whoo! ♪
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♪ you gotta have your lunch
before you ready for sweets ♪
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♪ A Kool Kidz.♪
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All right, time for hot dogs!
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Hey, dog, we started off slow and shit.
Like, we need to finish big, bro.
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- No doubt.
- No doubt? Right, no doubt.
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I'm thinking balloon animals and
a pinata at the same time, dog!
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Hell yeah!
Hit 'em with a combination!
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Y'all look like a bunch
of professional molesters.
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- Chozen?
- Chozen?
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Yo, when did you get out?
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My mind is like...
hurting real bad right now.
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- I can't even believe, dog...
- Hey, guys?
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Excuse me.
Is that drugs?
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No, ma'am, they are not doing drugs.
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This bomb-ass herb is all mine.
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These guys are nerds.
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They don't do cool things
like puff the sticky-icky.
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Yeah, ma'am, we don't do drugs.
Kool Kidz don't smoke weed.
236
00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:32,013
Hurry up!
We're cutting the cake.
237
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,382
Yo, you can't be coming
up here with a joint.
238
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,184
This is our job, yo.
239
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,020
- Ricky, we got a show to finish.
- Damn!
240
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:43,725
Just doin' whatever that white
lady says, huh? I mean, that's cool,
241
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,061
but if y'all wanna hear about
making some real power-moves,
242
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:53,034
meet me tonight,
eight p-dot-m-dot, chuck's.
243
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,720
Yo, I'm a eat this
hot dog off the ground.
244
00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:01,692
Delicious.
245
00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:08,290
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
boo-yeah!
246
00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:09,959
Oh, man!
247
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:13,212
Ooh!
I be ownin' y'all tonight!
248
00:11:13,264 --> 00:11:15,682
♪ You can't see me!
You can't see me! ♪
249
00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,517
That's a little taunt.
250
00:11:17,568 --> 00:11:19,387
Yo, Choze.
251
00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:22,739
What can I get you guys tonight?
252
00:11:22,823 --> 00:11:25,608
Yo, let me get three Mr. Pibbs, please.
253
00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:28,244
And you know what?
Yo, make that extra icy.
254
00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:29,779
Hey! That's not cool.
255
00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:33,733
Oh, sorry, dog! But those
bears be feelin' frisky.
256
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,086
Hey, tell me why we're here, dog.
257
00:11:37,171 --> 00:11:41,374
Oh! Ease up, Ricky.
It's been a long time, man.
258
00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:44,260
Lots of emotions up in
this Cheezy Charles, man.
259
00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,429
You look different, man.
260
00:11:46,514 --> 00:11:48,882
Yeah, dog. I was gonna
say the same shit.
261
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:51,584
Yeah, well, jail changes a nucca.
262
00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:54,437
If y'all had been cool friends,
and reached out to a brother,
263
00:11:54,522 --> 00:11:56,890
I mean, I'm just saying,
you might know that.
264
00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:58,892
What? I got to mass, bro.
265
00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:01,728
Sundays are for dios,
not for the people in jail.
266
00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,730
Dude it was all Phantasm.
267
00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:05,982
After he got you locked up
on those bullshit charges,
268
00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,768
- things got ugly.
- Bro, we knew that you were innocent,
269
00:12:08,819 --> 00:12:10,653
and we were ready to go to the cops,
270
00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:12,939
and then boom, Phantasm finds out.
271
00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:14,574
He told us we gotta
stay out the game, man.
272
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,075
Stay away from you.
273
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,627
He was kicking it with
these roughnecks man.
274
00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,746
Yeah, straight up gangster shit, dog.
275
00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:24,417
Shit, I mean, y'all playing right now.
Phantasm ain't no gangster.
276
00:12:24,468 --> 00:12:27,804
We only let that fool in the group
'cause his hairs was white.
277
00:12:27,888 --> 00:12:30,006
I mean, that was like
the singular reason.
278
00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:33,092
No, dog, he changed.
You remember Ricky's cat Reginald?
279
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:37,313
Oh, yeah, that fluffy little
sucker was cool as hell.
280
00:12:37,398 --> 00:12:39,182
So Reggie had disappeared one night.
281
00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:43,820
And then the next day
I got a letter and shit.
282
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:48,024
And it was written in his hairs, bro.
He was probably cold, dog.
283
00:12:48,108 --> 00:12:50,026
He was so cold, dog.
284
00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,978
Dude, I got a DVD delivered to my house.
285
00:12:52,029 --> 00:12:55,314
I played that shit and seen
my mama laying on a table.
286
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:58,201
She up at that massage place
she go for her fibromyalgias.
287
00:12:58,285 --> 00:12:59,836
That what?
288
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,656
- Mm, that's the deep tissue.
- How about here?
289
00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:05,708
Oh, yeah, sweet babies.
290
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,961
I learned how to use the youtubes.
291
00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:12,715
The rap game is mine.
Zip yo' lips biotch.
292
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,425
What I'd he found out
293
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,802
we were making music again
or talking to you?
294
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:19,188
Man, you done let that fool
get up in your head space.
295
00:13:19,273 --> 00:13:21,357
I spent years with some
real tough brothers,
296
00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:24,677
and Phantasm, shoot,
Phantasm ain't caca.
297
00:13:24,728 --> 00:13:27,864
I know fools who'd be playing
his butt-hole like a saxophone.
298
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,397
Be like...
299
00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:37,373
- Look, bro...
- Jazzmatazz for that fat ass.
300
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:40,359
Hoo-hoo!
It's like this.
301
00:13:40,411 --> 00:13:43,580
Y'all looking old man,
I'm talking beat down.
302
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:46,883
It's time to quit the half-stepping,
and do this shit for real.
303
00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:51,671
I booked a show. I'm taking back
what's mine, and you can too.
304
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,706
Phantasm won't know what hit him.
305
00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:57,093
Redemption, fellas.
Redemptions.
306
00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,395
Look bro, it's good to
see you and all that,
307
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,230
but we got a good thing going.
308
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:02,765
Yeah, we're kind of hot on
the party circuit right now,
309
00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:06,019
but we're still, like, small enough
to fly under the radar of Phantasm.
310
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,438
I mean, we're not rock stars
and shit, but it's something.
311
00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:10,690
Hey, man... that's how it works.
312
00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:13,276
Oh all right, I see how it be then.
313
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,945
You enjoy them birthday
cakes, dickheads.
314
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:18,114
'Cause when I blow up Phantasm's spot,
315
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:22,118
I'll be sure to send him your way,
you damn, dirty, little bitches!
316
00:14:22,202 --> 00:14:25,121
[bleep] y'all,
I said [bleep] y'all.
317
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:29,792
Bears, screw those dudes.
318
00:14:29,877 --> 00:14:33,129
I wish they was dead.
319
00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:37,467
No, I think I love them dudes.
320
00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:41,137
Ugh, at least I got you bears.
321
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:43,389
♪ Sometimes yo' friends let you down ♪
322
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,892
♪ take yo' dreams and
smash 'em on the ground ♪
323
00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:48,277
♪ what do I do, turn the page? ♪
324
00:14:48,362 --> 00:14:50,780
♪ uh-uh, hell no, I'm
goin' channel my rage ♪
325
00:14:50,864 --> 00:14:53,816
♪ and spit rhymes of
horror, unspeakable things ♪
326
00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:56,152
♪ from deep inside me,
the darkness sings ♪
327
00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:58,738
♪ murder, murder, sex,
sex, murder, murder ♪
328
00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,907
♪ murder, murder, sex,
sex, murder, murder ♪
329
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:04,077
♪ murder, sex, sex with
murder, murder with sex ♪
330
00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:06,379
♪ dead people have sex,
then they murder ♪
331
00:15:18,462 --> 00:15:20,964
I let him go knuckles
deep in my butt-hole.
332
00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,348
Don't tell anybody!
333
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:27,720
Oh, hell yeah!
Oh, y'all bitches ready to party?
334
00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:29,722
Yo, watch my friend.
335
00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:33,009
And, yo, no cuddles.
'Cause I'll know.
336
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,362
- Ew, who's that creeper?
- That would be my brother.
337
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:42,404
What's up?
338
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:47,657
You look pretty comfortable,
all nestled in that bean bag.
339
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,742
It's like a doughnut,
and you's the supple,
340
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,244
soft-skinned jelly filling.
341
00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,363
Mm. I'm Tracy's brother.
I'm a rappist.
342
00:15:54,415 --> 00:15:56,082
But she probably already told you that.
343
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,917
- No.
- Well, I am.
344
00:15:58,002 --> 00:16:01,838
And I like your shirt, player.
It's fits your little muscles real nice.
345
00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:04,424
So why don't you just flex for daddy?
346
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:08,377
- Uh...
- I can take you anytime I like.
347
00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:15,568
Yo, you want to do this together?
348
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:16,736
Phil!
349
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,220
Oh, my god.
Is that a landing strip?
350
00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:21,024
Oh snap, yo I almost forgot.
351
00:16:21,075 --> 00:16:25,361
Everybody, I got a show tomorrow
night at the student union.
352
00:16:25,412 --> 00:16:29,282
We all friends now, so I expect
to see y'all up in that piece.
353
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:32,401
- What are you doing?
- What? This a party, ain't it?
354
00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:35,121
You're drunk, you're a
mess, and worst of all,
355
00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,123
you lied to me about
renting that dumb movie.
356
00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:40,576
It's not dumb. It's a fine film.
357
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:42,411
Seriously, Phil, what the hell?
358
00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:44,597
I'm trying to help you out.
You're blowing it again.
359
00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:47,467
Man, what you mean?
I ain't never let you down before.
360
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:50,269
You got lock up when I
was nine. You were my hero!
361
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,754
Do you remember those days
we spent in the backyard
362
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:55,141
creating cutting-edge
gymnastic routines?
363
00:16:58,145 --> 00:16:59,595
All right, let's do this!
364
00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:02,281
I'm Béla Károlyi,
and you Nadia Comaneci.
365
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:04,951
We gonna do some gymnastics, bitch!
366
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,903
Front tuck! Handstand!
367
00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:08,821
Let me see those toes pointed girl!
368
00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:12,241
Good. Back handspring!
And finish...
369
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,944
arabesque!
370
00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:16,329
Those were the best times of my life.
371
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,081
I was gonna go the whole way.
372
00:17:18,132 --> 00:17:20,967
I needed that choreography,
and I needed you.
373
00:17:21,051 --> 00:17:22,669
And you weren't there.
374
00:17:22,753 --> 00:17:24,453
Come on, let's be
honest, I mean, you was
375
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:26,923
a little too thick to
compete at a high level.
376
00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:31,961
Oh, so now I'm fat?
Jesus christ, you're an asshole.
377
00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:35,131
Dude's all balls.
378
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:44,894
Yes, mm...
A little more soap.
379
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:46,179
- There it is.
- Hey Jimmy...
380
00:17:46,263 --> 00:17:49,566
Ssh! Yo, be cool, man.
Come here.
381
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,301
Check these out.
382
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,470
Rich-girls-making-bad-decisions.net
383
00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:55,338
- I'm gonna make a killing.
- I guess.
384
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,040
What's wrong with you, man?
Someone shit in your wheaties?
385
00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:59,843
Someone? More like e'ryone!
386
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,678
First my old crew punks me out,
387
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:05,148
and then my sister be talking
about "losing her faith in me."
388
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:08,151
What are you gonna do about it
Besides act like a little puss-puss?
389
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:11,154
I... I'm gonna play the
show tonight, that's what.
390
00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:12,822
Not like that, you're not.
391
00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:14,240
Looks like you just
got into a fist-fight
392
00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,910
at a bukkake party, and the dicks won.
393
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,661
Yo, you think you could help me out?
394
00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:21,881
I could, but that's
kind of a manager's deal.
395
00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:24,334
I've always been more of a road-hog,
if you know what I'm saying.
396
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,868
I'll let you take pictures
of my sister in the shower.
397
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,755
Now, we're talking.
Look, I know it's your sis and all,
398
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,673
so how about we do
something elegant, classy?
399
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:35,086
Like, maybe we just hide a small
go pro camera in her toilet?
400
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:38,064
You're not into that.
That's fine, that's cool.
401
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,233
We're spit balling, this
is a brainstorming session.
402
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,552
You know what, it's a process,
not every idea is a winner.
403
00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:46,287
Just, think on it. Right now though...
we gotta get to work.
404
00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:55,865
Yo, Tracy.
I'm sorry I let you down.
405
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,535
A girl needs her big brother.
406
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:01,904
I'm gonna make it all up
to you, do what's right.
407
00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:04,090
I shouldn't have rented all them movies.
408
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:07,243
It's just...
that Channing Tatum...
409
00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:09,129
that dude is magnetic.
410
00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:12,748
Enjoy these candies Tracy,
and this Dear John movie disc.
411
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,718
Hopefully it will touch you
as much as it touched me.
412
00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,554
Be at the student center tonight!
413
00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:20,890
Feelings, Chozen.
414
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:25,261
He was too young,
I was too broken.
415
00:19:25,312 --> 00:19:28,431
And our hands were too bloody.
416
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,393
Asia.
417
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:33,623
Whoo!
This is gonna be awesome.
418
00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:38,291
- Huh! Time to shine!
- Ooh, I don't know, man.
419
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,128
Mouth is all dry and shit,
my booty all sweaty.
420
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:45,131
Yo, this was a bad idea.
I don't even know why I'm here.
421
00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:47,450
You're here to rock this bitch, man.
422
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:49,302
We're with you, dog.
We're done being afraid.
423
00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:50,637
I didn't like that feeling anyway.
424
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:53,840
We started this together, and
we're going to finish this together.
425
00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:55,791
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
426
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:58,294
♪ And I made a new beat for your song ♪
427
00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:00,647
Ding-dong!
Guys, you're up!
428
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,348
- Shall we destroy?
- Hell yeah!
429
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,800
- Let's do it!
- Ah, yeah!
430
00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:09,189
Get your hands up!
Yeah, whoo!
431
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,140
♪ behold a hip hop genius ♪
432
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:14,160
♪ lyrical master with
a smooth ass penis ♪
433
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,696
♪ straight out the pen,
where it gets no rougher ♪
434
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,315
♪ hard ass brothers
get spread like butter ♪
435
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,534
♪ I've seen criminals
crying in they underwear ♪
436
00:20:21,619 --> 00:20:24,671
♪ crackheads smoking
on they pubic hair ♪
437
00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:26,956
♪ they got the jenkem running
though their bloodstream ♪
438
00:20:27,007 --> 00:20:29,459
♪ trippin' balls off of
last night's ice cream ♪
439
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,845
♪ new fish
writing letters to the Mrs. ♪
440
00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:33,963
♪ before he knows it,
consensual kisses ♪
441
00:20:34,014 --> 00:20:36,633
♪ up in the shower room,
where the shanks come out ♪
442
00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:39,185
♪ fools be creepin,
trying to up they clout ♪
443
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,971
♪ dirty snitches
get the stitches ♪
444
00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:44,557
♪ I got words for one of them bitches ♪
445
00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:46,860
♪ Phantasm, yup I said it ♪
446
00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:49,011
♪ that little punk cunt was
gonna learn to regret it ♪
447
00:20:49,063 --> 00:20:50,680
♪ because I'm back with passion ♪
448
00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,565
♪ ready for action ♪
449
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,734
♪ grip the booty,
spread it wide, mashin' ♪
450
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,852
♪ that's right I'm coming fo' ya, son ♪
451
00:20:56,904 --> 00:20:59,465
♪ and when I grip the mic,
I'm gonna blow ya, son ♪
452
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,323
Bitch!
453
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,191
♪ In six months, ya
name ain't mean shit ♪
454
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:04,077
♪ adios to the hoes
and the luxury whips ♪
455
00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:06,862
- Peace!
- # ha-ha, I take it all, trick #
456
00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:09,415
♪ and if you wasn't so ugly,
you could suck my dick ♪
457
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,085
♪ Redemption, that game is mine ♪
458
00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:14,370
♪ I'm gunnin' for a brother
with a tight behind ♪
459
00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:17,423
♪ and I'll be crushin' it,
bloody like murder scene ♪
460
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:19,425
♪ tip touches, technique supreme ♪
461
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:22,061
♪ Redemption, I paid my dues ♪
462
00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:24,380
♪ ten years in, now I'm making moves ♪
463
00:21:24,431 --> 00:21:27,517
♪ pop-radio fools, I'm
gonna jack yo' jewels ♪
464
00:21:27,568 --> 00:21:29,602
♪ always on the hunt for
money and cool dudes ♪
465
00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:32,355
♪ Redemption,
I'm back, little suckers ♪
466
00:21:32,406 --> 00:21:35,224
♪ if you's a hard boy,
let me see that turd cutter ♪
467
00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:36,910
♪ bow down before the glorious one ♪
468
00:21:36,994 --> 00:21:38,611
- Yeah!
- # your face is the target #
469
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:39,946
♪ my dong is a gun ♪
470
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,248
♪ Redemption ♪
471
00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:46,619
Man, you see how hype we got that crowd?
472
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,255
That one bitch was straight moist, son!
473
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:53,927
- Oh, just like back in the day!
- No doubt, fellas!
474
00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:56,579
That felt damn good.
Bring it in!
475
00:21:57,877 --> 00:22:00,310
- Who are we?!
- Real cool, dog!
476
00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:02,319
No.
No, we gotta say the same thing.
477
00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:03,793
Just something like
"we're da' best!"
478
00:22:03,886 --> 00:22:05,337
Okay? Let's just do this
right, this time. Aye?
479
00:22:05,415 --> 00:22:07,348
- Who are we?!
- We're da' best!
480
00:22:07,378 --> 00:22:10,516
- Bad asses, shame.
- I'm back little suckers!
481
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:14,329
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