1 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,773 I got in. I got in! 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,375 Congratulations. 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,710 You know how to use a swinging door. 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,813 No, I got accepted to Stanford! 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,014 (SHRIEKS) 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,286 I'm so proud of you. 7 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,354 Molly, you worked so hard for this your whole life. 8 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,256 I can't believe this is actually gonna happen. 9 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,457 I know, me neither. 10 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,226 I also have some big news. 11 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:28,262 I got accepted into Coffee Bean's VIP program. 12 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,466 Grandpa, can you get me a free latte? 13 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,001 No. 14 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,505 (TELEPHONE RINGS) Oh. 15 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,374 Random number at dinner? 16 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,310 It's probably a telemarketer. 17 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,245 What? 18 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,747 Hi, is this Ken Park? DR. KEN: Maybe. 19 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,849 Uh, well, this is Dan Harmon. I'm a TV producer. 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,618 I was hoping to have Ken audition for a role 21 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,753 on my new show, but if this isn't his number... 22 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,222 Oh, no, no. No, no. This is he. 23 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,856 (INAUDIBLE) 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,891 (BOTH INAUDIBLE) 25 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,197 Yeah, I'm casting a one-episode role 26 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,799 for a part on a show set at a community college. 27 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:06,934 Do you think you could make it 28 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,802 to audition tomorrow at 5:00? 29 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,704 Sure. I can make that work. 30 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,673 Yeah, I just have to move a few things around and... 31 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,175 I don't care. 32 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,177 How did you find me anyway? 33 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,212 Oh, my assistant, Steve, saw you do open mic 34 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,513 at the Laugh Factory. 35 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,848 He says you're funny, but he also says 36 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,483 he's valuable, so grain of salt. 37 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,554 Plus, the network keeps nagging me about diversity, 38 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,089 so I thought I'd... (MUMBLES) 39 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,259 Well, that's perfect because I'm Asian. 40 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,261 Wait, well, I never said that. 41 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,729 Oh, it's okay. I'm a super-talented person 42 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,498 who happens to be Asian. 43 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,899 Yeah, I'm a super-busy person 44 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,001 who happens to be hanging up. 45 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,939 Well, it's a day of realized dreams. 46 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:49,042 Thanks, Dad, I... I'm auditioning for a TV show! 47 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,084 (CHUCKLES) Hello. 48 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,419 Hey, hey! 49 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,820 There's the newlywed. 50 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,255 How was the honeymoon? 51 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,356 Amazing. 52 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,091 Thank you guys so much for the trip to Catalina. 53 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,326 We snorkeled. We hiked. 54 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,328 We saw a buffalo being born. 55 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,729 BOTH: Ah. 56 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,932 Now there's a bucket-list moment. 57 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,867 I've always wanted to hike. 58 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,905 Hey, does anyone know a good florist? 59 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,740 I want to send flowers to my husband. 60 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:22,243 You know, back when Connor and I were first married... 61 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,944 You mean Saturday? ...I wouldn't have thought of it, 62 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,246 but now... 63 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,581 I know that a little gift for no reason 64 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:28,816 can go a long way. 65 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,619 I'm so happy! 66 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,921 (LAUGHING) Good for you, Clarky. 67 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,223 Oh, my God. You guys should get married. 68 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,325 What? That's insane! 69 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,492 Stand down, Clark, 70 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,961 and park your married high horse outside. 71 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,264 You'll come around. 72 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,366 Hey, you want to see a picture of a buffalo being born? 73 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,635 I've seen that. Show me hiking. 74 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,338 Oh, would you look at that. 75 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,209 "Can I help you? 76 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,477 "Was it something you ate?" 77 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,480 What are you doing? 78 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,681 (INAUDIBLE) 79 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:05,052 Okay, promise to keep this a secret. 80 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,854 I have a big audition this afternoon. 81 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,290 Oh, my God, that's so great. What's it for? 82 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,359 A five-line part on a new TV show. 83 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,526 Oh... 84 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,994 So not like a big audition. 85 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,596 I am perfect for it. 86 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:19,267 I play a school nurse who gets killed by a bus. 87 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,335 Why are you practicing (SOFTLY) in secret? 88 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,970 Oh, I just don't want Pat to know 89 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,372 because I have to leave work early. 90 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,274 Plus, I don't want pity or embarrassment 91 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:29,142 if I don't get it, but now that you know... 92 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,311 Ooh. Here. 93 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,446 Read everything that's not nurse one. 94 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,114 Ironic, but okay. 95 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:37,351 Can I help you? 96 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,587 (IN CHILDLIKE VOICE) My tummy hurts. 97 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,889 What's with the baby voice? 98 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,824 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, I'm just trying to put some spin on it. 99 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:44,925 But it's a set-up line 100 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,360 for "Was it something you ate?" 101 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,561 That's my big joke in the scene. 102 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,830 Isn't the joke this line about how a squirrel 103 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,465 stole your stethoscope? 104 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,801 No, Clark, that's a plot point. 105 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:54,968 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 106 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,437 What you two knuckleheads up to? 107 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,606 BOTH: Nothing. (WHISPERING) Get in here. 108 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,708 What, what, what? 109 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,343 Okay, but you can't tell Pat. 110 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,011 Please, keeping secrets from your boyfriend 111 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,346 is part of the fun of being in a relationship. 112 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:08,282 What we doing? What we doing? 113 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,850 Okay, I have an audition in an hour, 114 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,151 and I'm learning lines. 115 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,520 Oh, you know, what? Here. 116 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,821 You are now the student character 117 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:17,358 that some people have trouble grasping. 118 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:20,227 Warning. Don't make strong acting choices. 119 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:24,998 "My tummy hurts." 120 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,134 (SING SONG) Was it something you ate? 121 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,738 Oh, Lord, you're gonna do it like that? 122 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,005 That's what makes it a joke. 123 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,107 I don't think so. Why are you fighting me on this? 124 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,443 That's the next line, dummy! 125 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,977 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) (KNOCK ON DOOR) 126 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,786 Hey. 127 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,755 Hey, hey, Pat. Um... 128 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,224 We were just helping Ken practice his bedside manner. 129 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:55,563 Yeah, you know, got to keep those people skills sharp. 130 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,897 Ken, I'm glad you acknowledge your need 131 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,332 for vast improvement in that area. 132 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,901 Carry on. 133 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,705 See, that was fun. Thank you, guys. 134 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,839 Look, I don't want Pat thinking 135 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,641 I'm not 100% committed to medicine, 136 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,743 because I take it very seriously. 137 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,345 Now, tell me if this is the right facial expression 138 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,613 for getting hit by a bus. 139 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,090 Anyone seen Dr. Park? The boy one? 140 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,058 There's some paperwork for him to finish. 141 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,259 Um, you know what? 142 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,861 He went up to the roof 143 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,830 'cause he's testing a patient 144 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,565 who is allergic to birds. Got to go. Bye. 145 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,002 Hmm. 146 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,504 Hey, Clark. Yeah. 147 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,338 Is it just me, or was Damona 148 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,608 particularly evasive just now? 149 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:41,675 (SIGHS) 150 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,210 Okay, look. Pat, Ken is... 151 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,478 Is she mad at me about shutting down 152 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,580 the idea of us getting engaged so quickly? 153 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,816 Oh, that. 154 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,319 Yes, that is definitely it. 155 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,423 Ah, see, that's exactly what I was afraid of. 156 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,658 I mean, I know you love being married. 157 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,092 Oh, it's like getting to have sleepovers 158 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,129 with your best friend for eternity! 159 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,499 Ah, Clark, your joy is exhausting. 160 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,900 Yeah. 161 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,502 Look, I went down the marriage road 162 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,504 once before with Tiffany, and it was hard. 163 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:13,441 Yeah, 'cause Tiffany was a monster. 164 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,143 Yeah. See, that's the thing. 165 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,377 She wasn't at first. 166 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,912 No, I was more in love with her 167 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,314 than I had ever been with anyone else. 168 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,551 Marriage somehow broke us. 169 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,986 I never fully got over it. 170 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,387 You know, the other day she e-mailed me, 171 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,756 and I practically froze up. 172 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,424 Oh, my God. Did you e-mail her back? 173 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,859 No, I told you. I froze up! 174 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,028 I'm just worried that marriage 175 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,097 would do the same thing to me and Damona. 176 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,932 But Damona's not Tiffany. 177 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,601 I know that. 178 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,302 And I love Damona. 179 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,204 But... 180 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,973 I think my desire to take things slow 181 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,975 to protect her is not sitting well with her. 182 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,310 You know, Pat, if I could offer you 183 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:53,146 some wisdom gleaned from my union with Connor. 184 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,616 Relationships are... 185 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,951 They're like a water bug on ice. 186 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,720 You skitter... Pat? 187 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,959 Hey, mom. Are you coming from work? 188 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,127 'Cause with that glow, 189 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,296 I'd swear you spent the day at the spa. 190 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,298 You want something. 191 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,866 What? Please. 192 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,234 Can't a kid hook his old lady up 193 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,703 with a compliment? 194 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,071 Okay, thanks. 195 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,306 But there is one thing. 196 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,610 When Molly leaves for college, can I have her room? 197 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:25,412 No. Dave, I'm not even talking about this right now. 198 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,014 I knew you didn't go to the spa. 199 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,486 What are you doing? Measuring Molly's room. 200 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,854 I'm taking it when she's gone. 201 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:35,923 He can't! 202 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,491 It's eight steps closer to the bathroom, 203 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,259 and I've had too many close calls. 204 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,329 This isn't over, Grandpa! 205 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,267 She's not leaving for another four months! (BLOWS A RASPBERRY) 206 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,803 (CHUCKLES) 207 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,605 (SOBBING) She's leaving in four months. 208 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,240 (CRYING) 209 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,547 Hi, uh, Ken Park auditioning for nurse one. 210 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,981 Yeah. Hi, I'm Dan Harmon. 211 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,016 This is my assistant, Steve. This is Alison. 212 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,251 She's already been cast to the show, 213 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,286 so she'll be reading the scene with you today. 214 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,621 Nice to meet you. Hi. 215 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,389 Um, my wife's name is Allison, 216 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,124 so I'm very comfortable 217 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,794 with any level of intimacy. 218 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,930 Oh, this scene doesn't really call for any intimacy. 219 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,666 We'll see. 220 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,235 Okay, creepy start. 221 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,404 Uh, just go when you're ready. 222 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,206 (CLEARS THROAT) 223 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,808 Can I help you? 224 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,077 (IN CHILDLIKE VOICE) My tummy hurts. 225 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,912 (LAUGHS) I told you. 226 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,217 (SING SONG) Was it something you ate? 227 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,088 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. Okay. 228 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,290 Um, I don't think so. 229 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,593 Well, a squirrel ran off with my stethoscope, 230 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,028 so we're going to have to do this the old-fashioned way. 231 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,529 Okay, thank you. 232 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:50,931 I... I didn't finish. 233 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,065 You're welcome. 234 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,502 (SING SONG) Bye. 235 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,240 You know what? 236 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,743 No. 237 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,613 I've waited my whole life for this moment, 238 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,281 and I'm not gonna let a medically reckless scene 239 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,550 that barely gives me anything to showcase 240 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,152 my broad appeal take me down. 241 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,222 (STERNLY) Can I help you? 242 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,861 My tummy hurts? 243 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,930 (SING SONG) Was it something you ate? 244 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,966 I don't think so. 245 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,835 Look, lady, 246 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:31,304 I've been the school nurse here for 20 years. 247 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,574 And I've seen my fair share of tummy aches. 248 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,811 Usually, it's something you ate on leftover day 249 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,146 in the cafeteria, 250 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:43,617 but today isn't leftover day, Your Honor, is it? 251 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:44,985 Is it? 252 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,056 None of those lines are in here. 253 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,958 Then where does that leave us? 254 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,893 Ulcers? Gallstones? 255 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,328 A stab wound? 256 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,631 (INAUDIBLE) 257 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,299 (GROWLS) 258 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,901 Yeah, I don't feel safe. 259 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,505 Look, a squirrel took my stethoscope! 260 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,808 Thank God, I survived. 261 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,944 But luckily, I don't need a stethoscope 262 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,346 to diagnose why your tummy hurts. 263 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:17,350 Because, my dear girl, 264 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,887 you're pregnant. 265 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,922 Congratulations. You're going to make an excellent mother. 266 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,992 And screen. 267 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,763 (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR CLOSES) 268 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,365 That was a closet door. 269 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,736 (DOOR CLOSES) 270 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,437 I liked him. 271 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,784 (SIGHS) 272 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,120 (CELLPHONE RINGS) 273 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,422 Hey, how'd it go? DR. KEN: Totally bombed. 274 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,057 Oh, Ken, I'm sorry. 275 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,358 What a waste. 276 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,862 Who cares about stupid showbiz anyway? 277 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:05,432 Oh, my God. Seth Rogen and some random guy. 278 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:09,202 Uh, this guy actually hand-picks my socks every single morning. 279 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,270 I know what fits. 280 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,940 In this situation, you're some random guy. 281 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,211 I'm sorry you married such a loser. 282 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,714 Are you kidding? I'm so proud of you. 283 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,283 You worked hard. You put yourself out there. 284 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:27,020 (SIGHS) I love you so much, Ken. No matter what happens, 285 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,156 I'll always be here for you. Shut up. It's Dan. 286 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,161 Hey, Dan, I'm sorry about my audition. 287 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,329 Oh, God, you should be. It was horrible. 288 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,431 Um, but listen, as a writer, 289 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,301 I look for ways to challenge the audience. 290 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,702 Sometimes punish them. 291 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,606 Um, let me bottle your crazy and shake it 292 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,908 and spray it on America's face 293 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,810 and then run away laughing 294 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,178 as they claw at their eyes screaming, 295 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,679 "Why? Why? What did I just see?" 296 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,548 I want to put you on the show. 297 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,850 Really? Really. 298 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,351 Really? Really. 299 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,687 Really? Okay, you don't have to show me your whole range. 300 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,355 (CHUCKLES) 301 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,892 Steve, there's an actor on my shirt. 302 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,569 Hey. 303 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,704 'Sup? 304 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:21,975 What are you watching? 305 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,012 Alien vs. Predator. 306 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,280 It's so good. 307 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,984 Okay, what's really going on, Mom? 308 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,252 (SIGHS) 309 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,854 Look... 310 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,257 I'm thrilled you got into Stanford, but... 311 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,760 I've been dreading this for 18 years. (CHUCKLES) 312 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,131 Aw! Mom. 313 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,667 You've become such an amazing young woman and... 314 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,636 and a really close friend. 315 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,805 And I can't help but think if I'd done 316 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,874 a little worse job raising you 317 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,244 or let your Dad do more, 318 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,980 maybe you wouldn't have gotten into any schools 319 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,549 and you'd have to keep living with us. 320 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,852 Okay, the flight's only an hour, 321 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,954 and once I graduate, who knows? 322 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,023 These days, a lot of kids are moving back home after college. 323 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,225 I won't even charge you a high rent. 324 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,128 Though, when you do return, 325 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,065 you might have trouble getting your room back. 326 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,466 I'll sleep on the floor 327 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,901 if it means getting to spend time with you. 328 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,005 I love you, Mom. (BREATH TREMBLING) I love you, too. 329 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,811 Hey. 330 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,247 Hey. What are these for? 331 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,250 Well, I was worried you were upset with me 332 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,451 for shutting down the idea 333 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,187 of getting engaged so quickly. 334 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,821 No, no, no. 335 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,157 We just got to a good place in our relationship. 336 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,259 We don't need to rush to the next step. 337 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,229 Yeah, well, then why have you been so standoffish all day? 338 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,698 Oh. Ah, ugh. 339 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,568 Um, I was covering for Ken. 340 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,970 He had an audition today, 341 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,471 and he didn't want you to know about it. 342 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,173 Ah, so you weren't mad at me. 343 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,675 You were just being dishonest with me. 344 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,312 That is such a relief. 345 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,347 (CHUCKLES) 346 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,950 Mmm. You and me, we're good. 347 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,351 Yeah. Okay? 348 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,720 I am going to go find a vase for these. 349 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,423 Okay. (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 350 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,392 Oh, Ken is in the basement with a pony, and... 351 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,760 It's okay, he knows about it. 352 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,864 So, are you upset with Ken? 353 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,834 You should know that he's super-committed to medicine. 354 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,203 How can I be mad at a man for setting aside his fears 355 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,471 and pursuing his dream? 356 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,141 Ken's not the only one who could do that. 357 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,542 Hint, hint. 358 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,945 Damona, Damona. 359 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,113 You know, Clark? 360 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,316 Maybe the idea of me marrying Damona isn't so crazy. 361 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,652 Despite how complicated things got between me and... 362 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,221 Tiffany? Hmm, there you go. 363 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,489 Not really sure why that last part 364 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,790 sounded like a question. Hmm. 365 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,595 Tiffany. 366 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,665 (STUTTERS) What are you doing here? 367 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,535 I e-mailed you, but I never heard back. 368 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,405 Are you still therealpatrice@willtopia.com? 369 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,344 I am so sorry how things turned out with us. 370 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,581 But I've been doing some real work on myself. 371 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,385 And I want to try again. 372 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,054 I want you back. I love you, Pat. 373 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,026 Oh, boy. 374 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,135 Hey, guys. I got the part! 375 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,869 (ALL CHEERING) 376 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,273 My son, the actor. 377 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,010 Just remember. No accent. 378 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,078 Only good for cheap laughs. 379 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,180 CLARK: Okay. 380 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,682 Hey, we couldn't wait until tomorrow to find out. 381 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,351 Congratulations. 382 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,619 There's another cake in there that says 383 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,653 "Better luck next time." 384 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,456 Thank you, so... Oh. 385 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,291 Pat. 386 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,427 Look, I'm sorry, I wasn't more open about all this. 387 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,095 Ah, don't worry about it. I'm proud of you. 388 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,196 Yeah, me too. 389 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,731 Although, after your episode airs, 390 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,234 I have a feeling you're gonna be hard...er to work with. 391 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,502 (LAUGHS) (CELLPHONE RINGS) 392 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,005 Oh. Hollywood calling. 393 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,973 Yeah, see, you've changed already. 394 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,409 (LAUGHS) Hello? 395 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,145 Yes, it would be an honor 396 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,080 to hold for Dan Harm... Okay. 397 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,350 Hey, I've been thinking. 398 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,917 I should act my age. 399 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,819 You can have Molly's room when she leaves. 400 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,955 No, Grandpa, I, too, have been thinking. 401 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,490 You should take it. Okay. 402 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,625 I will. (LAUGHS) 403 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,728 Dave, looks like you just got played. 404 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,297 Quite the contrary. 405 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,799 I've had my eye on Grandpa's room since he moved in. 406 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,934 Making your room seem desirable 407 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,137 was just one domino that needed to fall. 408 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,775 Hey. You okay? 409 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,143 Oh, yeah, never better. 410 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,712 (OFF-KEY NOTE PLAYS) 411 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,381 DAN: Ken, I'm glad I caught you. 412 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,716 Oh, yeah. I was just celebrating with my friends and family. 413 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,119 I don't care. 414 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,654 Yeah, I was just thinking about the character I want you to play. 415 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,023 I want you to be a Spanish professor that's a little crazy, 416 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,992 a little nutty, like you were in the audition. 417 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,628 And I want you to be in every episode. 418 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,366 Seriously? Seriously. 419 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,302 I hope you're ready to quit your day job, 420 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,669 if you even have one. 421 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,338 You seem like you shouldn't. 422 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,574 (BUTTON CLICKS) 423 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,879 Uh, guys? 424 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,948 Let me guess. They realized they made a mistake 425 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,184 and changed their mind? 426 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,386 Did they give the part to John Cho? 427 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,955 My God, though, he is so talented. 428 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,625 (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION) 429 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,594 No, no. Uh... 430 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,232 They want me to be a series regular. 431 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,801 But that means I'd have to quit my job. 432 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,238 Oh. 433 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,740 This is so surreal. 434 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,743 Pat, is there any way 435 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,044 I could take a leave of absence 436 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,479 in case it doesn't work out? 437 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,582 No, sorry, I wish there were, but unfortunately, 438 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,684 we'd have to replace you right away. 439 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,686 Ah, two years ago, that would have been 440 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,821 music to my ears, but now... 441 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,625 Guess I've built up a tolerance to you. 442 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,364 No. I can't do this. 443 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,531 It's just like stand-up last year. 444 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,167 It's too risky. It'll change everything. 445 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,902 Ken, this year has been full of changes. 446 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,438 I switched jobs. Your parents got divorced. 447 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,707 Ain't nobody gonna tie me down. 448 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,812 My point is change isn't bad. 449 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,214 Molly's gonna go off to Stanford. 450 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,915 That's a huge change. 451 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,717 But Molly's supposed to go to college. 452 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,286 46-year-old doctors aren't supposed 453 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,988 to trade their lab coats in for a sombrero. 454 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,358 I'd play a Spanish teacher with an anger problem. 455 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,427 At least it's in your wheelhouse. 456 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,263 Except for the Spanish part. 457 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,833 Hey, Ken, you know we do support you on this, right? 458 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,703 Yeah, I mean, we'd really Miss you, 459 00:18:56,736 --> 00:19:00,139 but this is an amazing opportunity for you. 460 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,343 Yeah. I love working with you guys. 461 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,346 It... And you know, I make a difference 462 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,182 in hundreds of patients' lives, thousands. 463 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,585 Dad, what do you think? 464 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,521 Hundreds. 465 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,992 Son, I've always said that you need the support 466 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,762 of your family for a decision like this. 467 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,431 This is your family. 468 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,366 It matters what they think. 469 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,836 I'm 11, so I'm gonna yield my time to mom. 470 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:33,139 Ken, if my cancer scare has taught me anything, 471 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,542 it's that life is short. 472 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,876 You have an opportunity here 473 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,411 that may never come again. 474 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,247 Yeah, but I have responsibilities as a... 475 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,349 We have responsibilities. 476 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,251 And we'll make it work. 477 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,019 When you look back in 20 years, 478 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,321 are you really gonna be happy 479 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,357 if you didn't take a shot at the one thing 480 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,592 you always said you wanted to do? 481 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,263 What if this doesn't work out? 482 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,432 But what if it does? 483 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,835 I love you so much. (SQUEALS) 484 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,671 I'm gonna do it. 485 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,706 I'm gonna do it! Love you guys. (ALL CHEERING) 486 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,675 DR. KEN: Love you guys so much. 487 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,477 Yay! 488 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,579 Now let's have some cake. 489 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,113 Oh, uh, is it gluten free? 490 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,048 Because I'm an actor now. 491 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,251 Oh, God. Here we go. 492 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,256 Huh, I know what you're thinking. 493 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,892 Something doesn't look right here, does it? 494 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,394 You're probably like, (WITH SPANISH ACCENT) "Dios mio, 495 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:31,431 I thought this was Spanish class, brah." 496 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,568 (IN NASAL VOICE) "Ah, look at me. Little Miss Sunshine, uh-huh. 497 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,803 "Ay caramba. 498 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:40,607 "Oh, what's a guy like him doing up there, huh? Huh? 499 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,542 "Huh? Huh?" 500 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,477 (LAUGHS) 501 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,078 Sorry, sorry. 502 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,714 Alison just made me laugh again. That's all. 503 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,350 My bad for reacting in the scene. 504 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:55,187 Dan, that was funny. You should film her, too. 505 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,323 Oh, we're gonna. 506 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,024 After you do one take without laughing. 507 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,926 (LAUGHS) 508 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,894 Ah, that's gonna be tough to do. 509 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,497 Got an hour of unusable tape to prove that. 510 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,099 Why don't we take five? 511 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,635 Everybody, call your families. 512 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,169 (BELL RINGS) 513 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,071 I'm gonna hang out on my mark, 514 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,073 kind of in the zone. (LAUGHS) 515 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,908 It's gonna be a long year. 516 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,310 Yep. 517 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,646 Should we reach out to John Cho? 518 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,283 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 519 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,621 Living the dream.