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Great news.
I just got us tickets
to The Bodyguard.

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Mom, I know you're a little
pop-culture challenged,

3
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but that's not in theaters
anymore.

4
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No, not the movie,
the musical.
At the Pantages.

5
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That's nice of you,
but why?

6
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We don't do enough things
together as a family.

7
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I begged you to let me
choreograph something
for all of us.

8
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Look, I thought
seeing The Bodyguard

9
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would be a fun thing
to do together,

10
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just the four of us.Good call.

11
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I love The Bodyguard.

12
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Just the five of us.

13
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Will everyone
please stop yelling?
I mean...

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I'm sorry.

15
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My open mic
went pretty late last night,

16
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so I didn't get
much sleep.

17
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I killed, by the way.

18
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Oh, that's right.

19
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Getting back in the comedy
game, huh, Dad?

20
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Yeah, well, I mean,
don't call it a comeback.
I've been here for years.

21
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Wait.
Aren't Clark and Connor
having a thing tomorrow?

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Yeah, but it's casual.
I'm sure we can miss it.

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It's definitely not something
we need to drag the kids to.

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Oh, please.
Clark and Connor
would understand.

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It's The Bodyguard.

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Hey, everybody, listen.
Quick reminder,

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our barbecue
is this weekend,

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so Connor and I
need to get a head count.

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No big deal,
should be super chill.

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You know what, Clark,
we're not gonna make it.

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Pat's taking me
out of town.

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No! No, you can't.

33
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Ah, sorry to miss it,

34
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but the lovely isle
of Santa Catalina calls.

35
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Can't you go
another weekend?

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Afraid not.

37
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No, this is mating season
for their world-famous bison.

38
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And the hotel's room deposit
is non-refundable,

39
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and I'm almost
comedically cheap.

40
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Okay, please,
please, please,

41
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tell me you guys
are gonna be there.

42
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Um, quick question,

43
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will this be
a vegan barbecue?

44
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Obviously. Violence begins
with the fork. Why?

45
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No reason.

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I see you.
I see him do...

47
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We actually do
have plans.

48
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We're all gonna see
The Bodyguard
at the Pantages.

49
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[SCOFFS]
Can't you go see that
some other weekend?

50
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We already bought tickets,

51
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and the kids and D.K.
are going, so...

52
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Well, our barbecue
is family-friendly,

53
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so D.K. and the kids
are more than welcome.

54
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I guess I can see
if there's some way

55
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to dump off the tickets,
but I...

56
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Great, you're in.
This is a verbal contract.

57
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I will see you tomorrow.

58
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I said I would try.Fine!

59
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Listen, sweetie,

60
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I am just as freaked out
as you are,

61
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but Pat and Damona
are going to Catalina.

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Yes, Connor,
they know about the bison.

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Well, yeah,
because no one knows
it's our surprise wedding.

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KEN: Oh, my God.

65
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I have to go.

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Ken.

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Nope.

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How much did you hear?

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And why do you sleep
with your head covered?

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I didn't hear anything.

71
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And my nose gets cold.

72
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You guys are actually
doing it?

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We're doing it.

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[SQUEALING, LAUGHTER]

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I am so happy for you.Yeah, thanks,

76
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except it's gonna be
this total disaster.Oh, no.

77
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You'll hear that a lot,
but marriage has its moments.

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No.

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The wedding,
no one's even
gonna show up.

80
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Well,
maybe if you told people.

81
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No. no, no, no.
It has to be a surprise.

82
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When Connor and I went to
our friends' surprise wedding,

83
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it was just,
it was so lovely
and amazing

84
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to watch the joy
on their guests' faces

85
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when they realized
what was happening.

86
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We just, we decided
that's how we wanted
to get married.

87
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That sounds
beautiful, but...Yeah.

88
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But you understand
you won't be getting
any gifts, right?

89
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Oh, no, am I on the hook
for a gift now that I know?No.

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We don't care about gifts.

91
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We just want our friends
to be there.

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[LAUGHING] Then why'd you
call it a vegan barbecue?

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[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]

94
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Oh, hey.

95
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Now that you know,
maybe, maybe,

96
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do you think that you could
convince people to come?

97
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You got it, buddy.
Consider it done.

98
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But you can't tell anyone,
not even Allison.

99
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Please, we barely even talk
anymore.

100
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Oh, hey, guys.

101
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So I think I'm gonna drop in
on Clark's thing after all.
[CHUCKLES]

102
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Oh, hey,
maybe you should, too.

103
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No, we told you
we're gonna be in Catalina.

104
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Yeah.
Just an hour ago,
you weren't going either.

105
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Well, yeah,
that's the exhaustion
talking.

106
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I mean, it's hard to come
down from such an epic set.
[CHUCKLES]

107
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But, you know,
Clark's a friend,

108
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and, you know,
we should be there for him.

109
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You know, to be there.

110
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For him.

111
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Yeah, it's just this hotel's
cancellation policy
is really strict,

112
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especially when you book
the honeymoon suite.

113
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[GASPS] Pat!

114
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Ah, that was meant
to be a surprise.

115
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Oh! Pat,
that is so nice.

116
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Well, it was
the only room available.

117
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Damn! I was gonna keep that
to myself.

118
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Okay, look, guys.

119
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Trust me,
you do not
want to miss this.

120
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I mean, not that
anything's gonna happen,
but if it did,

121
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you'd never
forgive yourselves.

122
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Are Clark and Connor
getting married?

123
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[SQUEALS]What?

124
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No! No, of course not!
No!

125
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You know what?
I overheard Clark

126
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talking to somebody about
officiating something.

127
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Well, that had
absolutely nothing to do

128
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with Clark and Connor.

129
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Oh.

130
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Okay, well,
if not them, then...

131
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Are you and Allison
renewing your vows?

132
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Yes.

133
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I knew it.

134
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I knew it. I knew it.

135
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I'm like 4% psychic.

136
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I knew it. I knew it.

137
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Oh, my God.

138
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Well, why are you being
so weird about it?

139
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Wait a minute.

140
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Are you secretly
not married?

141
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I mean, have you been
living in sin all these years?

142
00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,542
Oh, your poor
illegitimate children.

143
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No!

144
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Pat, we're just
renewing our vows.

145
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Why?
Because they expired
and went bad?

146
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I've been there.

147
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Look,
you can't tell Allison.
I'm surprising her.

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And you can't tell Clark
I told you.

149
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Well,
why would Clark care?

150
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You know, I mean,
Clark's really into

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this whole thing
being a surprise.

152
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You know, so keep
your big mouth shut,
you two.

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[LAUGHS][SQUEALS]

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Oh, my God![LAUGHS]

155
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Night, Damona.
See you Monday.

156
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You mean I'll see you tomorrow
at Clark's barbecue, right?

157
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Yeah, I thought about it,
and we're gonna skip it.

158
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We're all really excited
to see The Bodyguard.

159
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At least, D.K. is.

160
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Um, does Ken know
you're not going?

161
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We haven't talked about it
since this morning,

162
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but I don't think
he'll care.

163
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Okay, um...

164
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So, um, you,
you know,

165
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we had canceled our plans

166
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because it's really, really
important to be there.

167
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,124
Oh,
that's nice of you.Mm-hmm.

168
00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,604
Anyway, have fun.Wait, wait!

169
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Wait, wait, listen.

170
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You got to be there.

171
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Okay.

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Don't tell Ken I told you,

173
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but he's planning
a vow renewal ceremony.

174
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He is? Oh, my God!

175
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Yes, and it's a surprise,

176
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so please don't tell Ken
I told you.

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No, I won't,
I won't say a word.

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Oh.

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You know, I...
I pretty much stopped

180
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expecting anything
romantic out of Ken.

181
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Especially the way
he mangled Valentine's Day.

182
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I figured we'd just live
out our golden years

183
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as good married friends.

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Boy, was I wrong.

185
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[SQUEALS]

186
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Hey, got a sec?

187
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Of course, sweetheart.

188
00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,264
Hey, you don't have
to be sarcastic.

189
00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,225
Look, I thought it over,
and I think
it's important for us

190
00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,662
to go to Clark's barbecue.

191
00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,707
I'm already
one step ahead of you.

192
00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,492
I already dumped
The Bodyguardtickets.

193
00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:15,538
[LAUGHING] Wow.
That was easy.

194
00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,280
Well, I sensed
it was important to you,

195
00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:21,022
and, as my husband
of 20 years,

196
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if it's important to you,
it's important to me.

197
00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,417
Hey, I just combed that.

198
00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:30,597
Oh, and I got the kids
and D.K. to go, too,

199
00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,773
so, you know,
we'll all be there.

200
00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,123
Huh. Papa, too.

201
00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,995
Mm, okay.

202
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,563
Ken, I just love you
so much.

203
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Cool.

204
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Maybe later I can
show you how much.

205
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Eh, you're coming
to the barbecue.
That's good enough.

206
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[LAUGHS]

207
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,455
Wow.
This place looks amazing.

208
00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,588
Your dad really
out-did himself.

209
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:07,808
D.K.: It's okay.

210
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,461
Not worth missing
The Bodyguard.

211
00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:13,814
Grandpa,
have you ever considered

212
00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,207
just seeing it
on another day?

213
00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:19,471
I don't need you
to solve this, Dave,
just be there for me.

214
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,430
[GROANS]

215
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,823
PAT: Ah.

216
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,172
Hey.

217
00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,390
Hey, lovebirds.

218
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,088
So glad you could make it.

219
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,744
I had no idea
you were coming.

220
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,749
So wonderful
to have you here.

221
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,795
Yeah, I just, just wish
it wasn't so expensive.

222
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He's just mad because
the hotel's being funny
with our deposit.

223
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Yeah.

224
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,713
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]Oh. Mm.

225
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,498
Well...
Ah, speak of the devils.

226
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I'll give them
a piece of my mind.

227
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Hello. No, you listen to me.
What?

228
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,592
No, I'd be happy to hold.

229
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♪ The one that makes me
go all night long

230
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♪ The one that makes me
think of youOh, they even got music.

231
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,342
Allison, check it out,
Blink-182!

232
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,388
[CHUCKLES]I know.

233
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,825
♪ That's all you gotta do Who?

234
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:12,002
I don't know. I thought they
were the guys who play outside
the 7-Eleven on Moorpark.

235
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,266
Hey, hi.
Oh, so pretty.

236
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,616
Can we steal Ken
for just a second?

237
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,661
Oh, yeah.

238
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,445
Bring him back.
I need him.

239
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,275
Okay, we have
a bit of an emergency.

240
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,799
Our friend Shelly
was gonna officiate,

241
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,627
but she can't make it.Yeah,
she's down with the flu,

242
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:28,889
and now we don't know
what to do.

243
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,804
Oh, I'd say liquids, rest...

244
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,327
Ken!

245
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,763
Sorry. I, um...

246
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,201
I'll officiate.

247
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,812
Oh, um, uh...

248
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,772
[BABBLES]

249
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:45,035
But you have to, like,
get ordained online.

250
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,776
How long does it take?30 minutes.

251
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,779
Give me
a laptop and a Coke Zero,
and I can do it in 28.

252
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,916
All right.
Well, thanks anyway.

253
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,352
Well, looks like

254
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,962
we're gonna have to eat
that hotel deposit.

255
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,008
Unh-unh.
I do not eat deposits.

256
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,446
Hi. Hi, Tanya.

257
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,100
You just talked to my
boyfriend, Pat Hein.

258
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,362
[CHUCKLES]

259
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,625
Uh-huh.

260
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,279
No, I know, but,

261
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,281
God, I would hate
to have to call the
L.A. Times

262
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:16,153
and tell them about your
bedbugs and your shower rats.

263
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,026
Uh-huh.

264
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,114
Uh-huh.

265
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,289
Okay.

266
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,859
I just got us credit.
We can use it
anytime we want.

267
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,209
Uh, I'm not so sure
I still want to go...

268
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,385
I mean, what,
with the shower rats.

269
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,172
Hi.

270
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,569
I'm so glad you're here.

271
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,615
I'm so glad I'm here, too.

272
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,271
Wait.

273
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,533
Do you know?

274
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,364
I do. Are you mad?

275
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,889
Oh, I could never be mad
on this day.

276
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,719
This is so much better
than The Bodyguard.

277
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,155
That's what I was
trying to tell you.

278
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,939
[CHUCKLES]

279
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,114
Thank you.

280
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,908
Um, if I could have
everyone's attention.

281
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,050
We've got
a little surprise.

282
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,269
Is it meat?

283
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,102
Better.

284
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:39,193
The real reason
we're here today
is because...

285
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,935
Clark and Connor
are getting married.

286
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,241
[ALL GASP, CHEER]

287
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,939
So everyone fill your glasses.

288
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,418
We're gonna start
in about five minutes.

289
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,899
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

290
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:53,207
Oh, my God.
Allison, I feel horrible.

291
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,600
Ken must have said
you were renewing your vows
just to get us here.

292
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,385
No, no, no. It's fine.

293
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,431
I'm just happy
for Clark and Connor.

294
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,303
Are you sure?
You're good?

295
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,347
[LAUGHING] Yeah.

296
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,871
Yeah. Yeah.

297
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,742
Yeah...

298
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,918
Yeah.

299
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,616
Okay, 'cause you just said
"yeah" a whole lot of times.

300
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,053
[SIGHS] Yeah.

301
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,581
♪ Me, babe

302
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,976
♪ Marry me

303
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:29,460
♪ If I ever get the nerve
to say hello in this cafe

304
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,202
♪ Say you will

305
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,682
♪ Mm-hmm

306
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,381
♪ Say you will

307
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,556
♪ Mm-hmm

308
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,864
♪ Marry me

309
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,041
♪ Mm-hmm

310
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,523
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

311
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,356
Blink-182, everybody.

312
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,447
He's from Train.

313
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,275
And he's one of
Connor's best friends.

314
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,190
Read the program.

315
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,544
As a married man,

316
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,459
I look back and remember
how daunting

317
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,505
the prospect
of finding a spouse was.

318
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,204
Was there really such
a thing as a soul mate?

319
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,989
I mean, for me,
that question was answered

320
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,470
the moment I first met
my wife, Allison.

321
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,472
You know,
it's more than love.

322
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,126
Allison fills me up

323
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,390
and is the missing piece
to my puzzle.

324
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,958
She confirmed
that soul mates were real

325
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,438
and that she was mine.

326
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,919
And it's clear to everybody

327
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,574
that Clark and Connor
are soul mates.

328
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,752
Now I believe the
grooms have some vows
they'd like to share.

329
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,145
[CHUCKLES]Connor.

330
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,500
My dearest Clark...

331
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:57,157
I have loved you long
before I ever met you

332
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,768
because the idea of you
lived in my heart.

333
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,509
And I vow
the following...

334
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:07,167
to love and cherish you...

335
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,256
To stop leaving my
used ice cream bowls
in the sink...

336
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,518
[CHUCKLES]

337
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,435
And to not tune out
when you rant about

338
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,089
what Ken did that day
at work.

339
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,310
It's a different Ken.

340
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,094
Oh.

341
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,011
Clark.

342
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,318
[CLEARS THROAT]

343
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,406
Connor...

344
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,281
Growing up
as a gay kid,

345
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,677
I just never thought
this moment would be possible.

346
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,072
But here we are.

347
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,120
And though
this is a celebration,

348
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:51,298
I can't help
but think of all the people

349
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,779
who still have to be afraid
to just be who they are,

350
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,695
to just love.

351
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:02,657
And so...

352
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:08,141
I vow that my love for you
will be so big

353
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,099
that it will give us
the strength

354
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,449
to never stop fighting
for what's right.

355
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:19,413
Also, I vow that
every morning,

356
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:23,069
when I get up,
hours and hours before you do,

357
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,549
and see your used ice cream
bowl in the sink,

358
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,291
not even soaking...

359
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,553
[LAUGHTER]

360
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,167
I will resent you.

361
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,997
But I will rinse it
and put it in the dishwasher.

362
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,088
We totally
wrote that part separately.

363
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,350
[LAUGHTER]

364
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,396
[LAUGHS]

365
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,442
Um, so without further ado,

366
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,227
by the power vested in me
by the course I took online,

367
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:54,404
which I finished
in 26 minutes,

368
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:59,453
I now pronounce you
loving husbands
and partners for life.

369
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,498
You may kiss.

370
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,109
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

371
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,851
Ah! Yes!

372
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,028
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUES]

373
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,472
Hi!

374
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,475
[SQUEALS]
So happy for you guys!

375
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,912
Congratulations.
That was
an amazing surprise.

376
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,174
Thank you guys.

377
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,133
And we just learned

378
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,700
that you guys have
no honeymoon plans.

379
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,485
Yeah, no, we really
didn't plan anything,

380
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,834
just the wedding.

381
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,836
Well, we have a gift
that might change that.

382
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,272
Oh, no, no.
We don't want any gifts.

383
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,187
Well, let's hear them out.

384
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,277
You're going to
Catalina Island, on us.

385
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,800
[LAUGHS] You guys,
this is too much.

386
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,846
I don't know
what to say.I do!

387
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,195
I've been wanting to see
those wild buffalo

388
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,241
my whole life.Oh, my God.

389
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,374
Truly, thank you.

390
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:54,682
Oh, Clarky,
you're so welcome,
and so are you.

391
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,075
Oh! Oh.Mwah!

392
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:57,946
Hey.

393
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,212
Oh, that was such
a sweet idea.

394
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,954
Yeah, well, you know,
you got to have
a honeymoon, right?

395
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,912
Mm-hmm.You know,
Tiffany and I...

396
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,653
we put ours off,
you know?

397
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,613
Then years passed,
and by the time
it finally came out

398
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,137
that she never loved me
and no longer wanted
to be with me,

399
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,921
two weeks in a tent together
just seemed less appealing.

400
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,097
[LAUGHS]

401
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,925
You always make me laugh.

402
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,666
Yeah.

403
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,104
[LAUGHS]Yeah, Damona.

404
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,977
I'm aware that
what I'm about to declare

405
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,414
could be
relationship dynamite.

406
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,763
But as a man
who says what he feels...

407
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:33,982
I love you.

408
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,027
Ah.

409
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,596
Yeah, I've never
been less irked

410
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,989
to be beaten to the
punch before.

411
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,818
Oh, and I love you.Okay.

412
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,868
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
I got to say,

413
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:54,089
this was
totally stressful...[CONNOR SIGHS]

414
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,612
...and absolutely perfect.

415
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,744
Yep.

416
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,311
We really did it.

417
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,530
You're my husband.

418
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,228
And always will be.

419
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,107
You did an amazing job
up there.

420
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,805
Thanks.
I meant every word,

421
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,459
especially the stuff
about you.

422
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,592
I was so touched
by what you said.

423
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,768
There's no way
you could top that.

424
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,205
Mm, I'm not so sure.

425
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,729
Ken, please no popping
and/or locking.

426
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,298
[CHUCKLES]

427
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,606
[LAUGHS]

428
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,607
Just one pop and lock?

429
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,695
No.

430
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,882
I can feel you doing it.

431
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,757
Hey.

432
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,456
I'm so glad we got to see
Clark and Connor get married.

433
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,676
And we got to do something
together as family,
just like you wanted.

434
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,069
You're right.

435
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,158
It was the perfect night.

436
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,900
But it's not quite over.

437
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:08,381
You know how you said
I couldn't top
what I did before?

438
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,300
[GASPS]Let's renew our vows.

439
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,040
Isn't this awesome,
Mom?

440
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,303
It is.

441
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:19,957
But who's gonna
officiate?

442
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,045
Me.

443
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,528
I just got ordained.

444
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,747
23 minutes.

445
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,273
And it's catered, too.

446
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,930
Thank God.
I'm so hungry.Not yet.

447
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,845
Ceremony first.

448
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,760
Start with music.

449
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,370
Ladies and gentlemen...

450
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,372
Train.

451
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,515
Man, we got to get
new management.

452
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,823
♪ And marry me

453
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,434
[OFF-KEY]
♪ Marry me

454
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,266
♪ Today and every... ♪ Today and every day

455
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:11,444
♪ Marry me

456
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:18,277
♪ If I ever get the nerve
to say hello in this cafe

457
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,800
♪ Say you will

458
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,020
♪ Mm-hmm

459
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,892
♪ Marry me

460
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,547
♪ Mm-hmm