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Dang it!

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Sorry for the language.

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What's wrong?

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I got my paper back
on "Moby-Dick,"

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and Ms. Kelley gave me
a "D."

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A "d"?

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Yeah, a "D,"
as in, "Dang it!"

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Sorry again.

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Yeah, you better put a dollar
in the not-really-a-swear jar.

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Well, did Ms. Kelley
say why?

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She said
it wasn't my best work.

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Man, Ms. Kelley
really has it in for me.

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I don't remember her being
that tough when Molly had her.

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You got to catch her in a year
she has a boyfriend.

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She said I could redo it
if I want,

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but I think I should
just cut my losses.

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Really?
That's what you think?

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Ken,
you want to step in here?

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Gladly.

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Dave, don't redo it.

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It's obvious this angry
spinster doesn't get you.

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We'll switch schools,
baby.

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What? No!

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The answer I was
looking for is,

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"Of course do it again
and work harder."

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Okay, you got to tell me
these things ahead of time.

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I'm not a mind reader.

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Dave,
you're gonna do it again.

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Fine.
(CHUCKLES)

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She's tougher than
Ms. Kelley, am I right?

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Yeah?

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Maybe I also need
a boyfriend.

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Okay,
you needing a boyfriend

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is the theme
of too many of your jokes.

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You're on notice.

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(LAUGHS)

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Some patient give you
that sad-ass gas-station
plant?

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No, I actually got it
for you.

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Oh, it's beautiful!

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It's to thank you
for all the help
you've given me

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over the past few months,

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but they finally gave me
a full-time medical assistant

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from the pool.

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She starts today.

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Aww! Well,
I'm glad I was able to help.

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And the guy at Exxon said

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you should water that
once a day.

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I was in a rush!

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Remember,
start that amoxicillin ASAP.

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It'll knock your strep
right out of there.

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Thanks, Dr. Park.
You're the best.

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(CHUCKLING) Aww, I never
get tired of hearing that.

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Can you say that
again?

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You're the best.

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(CHUCKLES) Damona,
did you hear that?

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Hear what?

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One more time.
(CHUCKLES)

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It kind of hurts,
with the strep.

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Oh, yeah, you're right.
I'm, I'm sorry, yeah.

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Uh, but with all due respect,
you know...

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you did just say
all that.

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(CHUCKLES)

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You're the best!

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Aww, thank you!

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Now, rest that throat now,
you know?

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Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)

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Wow. Was that woman, like,
obsessed with me or what, huh?

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So, who's next?

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You got a walk-in.
He's a doctor.

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Donald Erwin?

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Dr. Erwin? Oh, no.

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Um, you know what?
Uh, give him to Dr. Tuttle.
I...

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He said
he only wants to see you.

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Is it that Dr. Erwin?

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Who is this Dr. Erwin?

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He was my attending physician
during residency.

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Brilliant cardiologist,
but intimidating as hell.

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I used to wonder how someone
could know so much

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about the heart
without having one.

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Why is he here?
To torment me?

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Is it not enough
that you almost failed me
out of residency?

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(SIGHS)
That was 20 years ago.

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You're not
a resident anymore.

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You're a full-on doctor
and a really good one.

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You're not wrong.

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A patient was just
going on and on

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about how I'm the best.
(LAUGHS)

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Come on, Ken,
there's no way

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he's gonna treat you the same
now as he did back then.

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(CHUCKLES)
You're right.

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I'm probably worried
about nothing.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Well...

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If it isn't Dr. Dummy.

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I don't know. It seems he is
gonna treat him the same.
Yeah.

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Yeah, just the same,
no difference at all.

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Hey, Pat.
You got a minute?

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Well, I'm pretty busy
right now, but,
uh...for you,

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this candy will go
un-crushed.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Um...

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what happened
the other day?

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Well,
we kissed passionately.

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Yeah, I know.

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Uh. (EXHALES SHARPLY)

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That kiss, it was...

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Impulsive
and inappropriate,

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and I guess my lips
just...took over.

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And I'm...

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I'm so sorry, Damona.

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I was going to say
it was nice.

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Oh, I couldn't agree more.

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(SCOFFS)

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Look, I just don't think

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we should jump right back
into things.

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I know.
You know?

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Maybe we take it slow,
see what happens.
Yeah.

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Uh-huh. Yeah, oh, no.
Absolutely.

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Yeah.
Thank you.

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So, if I'm, if I'm,
If I'm reading you clearly,

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uh, our "supply closet"
sessions...

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Yeah, we probably shouldn't
do any of that.
No?

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No, no.
You know what we'll do?

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We'll just...
We'll just, uh...

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stay in the shallow end
of the pool, as it were.

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Yeah, great, right.
Yeah.

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Shallow end it is.
Okay.

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)

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DR. ERWIN: (CHUCKLES)
So, a guy comes into the E.R.

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We're already treating him
for a heart attack.

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Then, out of the blue,
there's this little voice.

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"Could be shingles."

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(LAUGHING)
It's Dr. Dummy.

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We had just read a chapter
on shingles.

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Why did they call you
"Dr. Dummy"?

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(CHUCKLING)
That's a great story.

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See, Park here was trying
to be a doctor,
and he was a dummy.

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Wow.

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You spin quite a yarn.

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Dr. Erwin,
what brings you here?

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It's been some time.

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I thought you were safely
on the East Coast.

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Yeah, when I retired,
I moved out to L.A.

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and into the care
of Mr. Coffee here.

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Well, I thought it was
"Dr. Dummy."

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(CHUCKLING)
Great story.

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You see,
he used to get me coffee.

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We'd alternate between
Dr. Dummy and Mr. Coffee,

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because when he wasn't
being a dummy,

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he was getting me coffee.

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Yeah, maybe it's the phrase
"great story"

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that keeps throwing me.

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Okay, now that
we're caught up on
my various clever nicknames,

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what seems to be
the problem?

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I've been experiencing
paresthesia in both legs

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the last two days.

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Hmm, burning and tingling
sensation, both legs.

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Are you in any pain?

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No, it feels great.

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It's the fun kind
of paresthesia.

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No, I just meant,
are you...

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Yeah, I know what you meant.
What could be causing this?

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Sir, well,
I think it could be...

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Come on, Park.
A toddler could
diagnose this.

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That would be
an extraordinary toddler.

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What is
the differential diagnosis

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of paresthesia
of the legs?

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Uh, multiple etiologies.
You have to consider the...

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Come on!
Spit it out, Park!
(STAMMERING)

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I know! I know!
Sugar-betes?

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Excuse me?

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Diabetes?

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And here I was,

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pronouncing it wrong
all these years.

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Don't have that.

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Spinal stenosis
is what I'm thinking.

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My God,
20 years later,

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and you still don't get it,
do you?

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You know what?
Make yourself useful.

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Order me a diabetic panel,
an MRI of my back, and a CB2S.

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Yes, sir.

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What's a CB2S?

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Coffee black,
two sugars.

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Ooh, Dr. Park,
Ms. Carlisle just called.

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She canceled her 1:00.

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Thanks, Kylie.
I appreciate it.

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You want to know
something funny?

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Ms. Carlisle lives
on Sepulveda.

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When I first moved out here
from Omaha,

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I lived on Sepulveda.
Wow.

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With my old boyfriend, Gary,
didn't work out.

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No ambition, I mean, just
a total man-child, you know?
Okay, yeah.

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I got out of there
as fast as I could,

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which was about
four miles an hour,

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'cause of the traffic.
Yeah.

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But it is near the beach.

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Of course,
you can't get there...

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(LAUGHING)
'cause of the traffic.

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Right. I got
to get some paperwork
done to...

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Really, the only thing
Gary and I had in common

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was Game of Thrones.

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(GASPING) Dr. Park!
Do you watch
Game of Thrones?

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No, so I guess
I'm the wrong person...

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Oh, don't be silly.
There are only six seasons.

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I can fill you in
real quick.

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Okay, season one,

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fade in...

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What's with you?

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Oh,
it's just my sandwich.

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That chicken salad is
nine kinds of awful.

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Yeah, I'm sure the chicken
would agree with you.

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You know, you got to be
the snarkiest vegan

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on God's green earth.

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Oh, no, no, not even close.
Really, no.

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(RINGTONE BARKING)

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Aren't you gonna
answer that?

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Nah, it's probably
just some telemarketer.

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(BARKING CONTINUES)

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Okay,
'cause it says "Eric."

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The telemarketer's name
is Eric.

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So, this telemarketer has
the same name

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and barking-dog ringtone
as your boyfriend?

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Uh-huh.

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And you programed him
into your phone.

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Yes, yes, yes, I did.
And you know
what he's selling?

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Subscriptions to
None of Your Damn
Business Weekly.

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Okay, I know that
that is not a real magazine.

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Hey, Mol.
How was your day?

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Fine. Yours?

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Long.

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My new medical assistant,
Kylie, started today.

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She's like a conversational
Bermuda Triangle.

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I mean, if you want to know
anything about
Game of Thrones

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or traffic in West L.A.,
she's your gal.

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Oh, okay.
Well, I better...

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And I thought
about saying something to her,

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but I don't want to
hurt her feelings

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or make it awkward
between us.

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But, my God,
do you know what it's like

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when you're trying
to get something done,

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and there's someone
there yakking and yakking
and yakking

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and won't shut up?

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I think I have a sense.

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I'm gonna go study
in my room.

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Well, 20 years later,

247
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Dr. Erwin's still making
my life a living hell.

248
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,031
Ugh! It didn't go well?

249
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,034
No, I fell right back to
my old, insecure resident self

250
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,936
the second he called me
"Dr. Dummy."

251
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,170
(CHUCKLING)

252
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,840
There's nothing funny
about that.

253
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,609
This feels worse than
when he gave me low
scores in residency.

254
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,944
He always gave me
two out of five

255
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,145
in my evaluations.

256
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,147
I knew I should've punted him
to another doctor

257
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,214
the minute he came in.

258
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,116
Well, I've surrendered
to writer's block.

259
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,918
Anyone up
for some "Boggle"?

260
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,920
No, you have to
get that paper done.

261
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:47,988
What's the point?

262
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,724
Ms. Kelley's always
gonna be against me.

263
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,425
You know what, Dave?

264
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,894
I've been thinking
about this.

265
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,164
This is a golden opportunity
for you to push back

266
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,466
against a teacher who doesn't
think you have what it takes.

267
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,535
This is the best thing
that ever happened to you.

268
00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:05,305
You've got to walk in there
unafraid and prove yourself.

269
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,574
Make her feel foolish
for ever doubting you.

270
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,909
Wow. Thanks, Dad.

271
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,177
You got it, pal.

272
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,444
You can do this!

273
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,480
Yeah! Whoo!
Yes, yes!

274
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,916
Yes! Whoo!

275
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,786
So, how am I gonna handle
this Dr. Erwin situation?

276
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,898
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, Pat.

277
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,966
(SIGHS)
I'm not sure I can do this.

278
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,534
Oh, fine.

279
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,836
Just leave the heavy lifting
to me.

280
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,138
No, no, I mean...

281
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,173
we said we were
gonna take this slow.

282
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,742
Yeah, turned out that was
just idle banter

283
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,877
on the way
to the supply closet.

284
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,645
But what are we doing?

285
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,215
We're living in the moment.
Why question it, Damona?

286
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,617
(SCOFFS)
I have to question it, Pat!

287
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,985
We lived in the moment
the last time,

288
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,253
and that didn't work out.

289
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,355
You know who lives
in the moment, Pat?

290
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,290
Teenagers.

291
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,727
Are you calling me
youthful?

292
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,229
(SIGHS) No.

293
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,564
I'm saying that I need
to be with someone

294
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,499
who actually thinks of
things like the future

295
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,969
and not just
the next time we hook up.

296
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,038
I need to be
with an adult.

297
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,441
Well,
I resent that, Damona.

298
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,977
I am very much an adult.

299
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,180
I have a job, a home,
a messy divorce,

300
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,350
some might call that
"the adult trifecta."

301
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,252
I'm sorry,
I got to go.

302
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,388
(DOOR SLAMS CLOSED)

303
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,689
(SIGHS)

304
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,559
Oh! Back to insult
me further?

305
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,427
No, I need
some Post-its.

306
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,263
(DOOR SLAMS CLOSED)

307
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,134
Okay, look, I know
you don't want to
talk about it,

308
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,003
but is there something
going on with you and Eric?

309
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,471
No.

310
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,473
If I stare at you
with my piercing blue eyes,

311
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,041
will you tell me?

312
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,109
No.

313
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,550
Damn it!
Those things are icy.

314
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,786
Mm-hmm.

315
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,520
Okay.

316
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,390
This is just between us,
and please do not gasp.

317
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,691
I'm thinking
about breaking up with Eric.

318
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,494
(GASPS LOUDLY)
What did I just say?

319
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,762
What happened?

320
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,630
That I can't tell you.

321
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,666
And, And I'm not even
100% sure it's the
right thing to do.

322
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,635
And either way, I don't want
to hurt his feelings.

323
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,604
So that's why
you're ghosting him.

324
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,539
I'm not ghosting anybody!

325
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,341
(RINGTONE BARKING)

326
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,344
Okay, then. Answer it.

327
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,745
(SCOFFS)

328
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,247
Okay, I will.

329
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,785
(JAMAICAN ACCENT) Hello.

330
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,053
Thank you for calling
the Jerk Chicken Hut.

331
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,388
This is Sampson speaking.

332
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,623
No, mon!
You got the wrong number!

333
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,691
Bye.

334
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,628
You are ghosting him,
and really well, I might add.

335
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,231
I totally want to know more
about this Sampson character.

336
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,033
(NORMAL VOICE) Okay,
can you get away from me?

337
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,234
Can you leave me alone?

338
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,402
Well, I guess I'm just
the little wooden boy

339
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,638
who doesn't have
any feelings.

340
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,179
So...

341
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,015
You're the sort of person
who ghosts people,

342
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,417
as the kids and Clark say.

343
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,621
And I'm the one
who's not an adult. Hmm.

344
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,390
Okay,
wait a minute, Pat.

345
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,659
Save it, Damona.
You're right.

346
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,661
There aren't enough grown-ups
between the two of us

347
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,729
for an adult relationship.

348
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,071
Oh.

349
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,673
Well, hopefully today will be
more productive.

350
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:30,777
I'd give yesterday's
performance a one out of five.

351
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,114
That's even lower than
you got back in the day, huh?

352
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,549
Fun times.

353
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:41,955
So, which disc is it,
L4-l5, l5-s1?

354
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,925
Actually,
your MRI results are normal.

355
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,493
It's not spinal stenosis.

356
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,627
What?

357
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,663
Let me see that.

358
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,766
And, like you said, your
diabetes panel was negative.

359
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,902
(SCOFFS)

360
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,369
That doesn't make
any sense.

361
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,471
If it's not diabetes
or stenosis,

362
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,040
what are we
thinking here?

363
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,909
Spinal tumor?
Multiple myeloma?

364
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,044
Well, not necessarily.
It could be something else.

365
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,178
Like what?

366
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,381
And if you say shingles,
I'm gonna knock you out!

367
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,785
(SNAPS FINGERS) Wait.

368
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,192
(SIGHS)

369
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,961
Can you feel anything?

370
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,029
No.

371
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,365
I'm gonna order
a complete blood count.

372
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,667
A CBC is useless, Park!

373
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,036
And a peripheral
blood smear.

374
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,305
Oh, this is hopeless!
You're not gonna
find anything!

375
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,907
All right,
I will figure this out.

376
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:37,377
I need you to just give me
a few minutes to think.

377
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,879
And get me a coffee,
Dr. Dummy.

378
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,614
Hey, it's Dr. Park!

379
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,950
All right,
you are my patient.

380
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,784
This is how I do things
in my clinic.

381
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,619
My house, my rules.

382
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,223
And you're not leaving until
I get to the bottom of this!

383
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,692
(DOOR SLAMS CLOSED)

384
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,227
And I'll get you
your coffee.

385
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,129
Two sugars is fine.
You're not diabetic.

386
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,697
(DOOR CLOSES)

387
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,604
KYLIE: Because a lot
of people think
you can't haggle

388
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,673
at the grocery store,
wrong!

389
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,276
You just have to wear down
the employees over time.

390
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,278
Um, can I talk to you
in my office?

391
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,579
Yes, please.

392
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,646
Uh, not you, you.

393
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,714
Oh.

394
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,352
Sorry, Mrs. Ferguson.

395
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,122
Do not apologize
for saving me from that.

396
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,729
Boy, Mrs. Ferguson, huh?
"Blah, blah, blah."

397
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,701
Really? 'Cause some might say,
"Kylie, blah, blah, blah.

398
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,469
"Blah, blah, blah!"

399
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,570
What?

400
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,838
(SIGHS) Look,
you're a nice person,

401
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,807
but, oh, my God,
with the talking.

402
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,111
Sepulveda, traffic,
Game of Thrones, cruises,

403
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,114
your first apartment,
boyfriends, the 405,

404
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,448
Game of Thrones
season two.

405
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,983
"Fade in..."

406
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,618
I'm so sorry.
(SIGHS)

407
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,786
And I've really
been working on that.

408
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,889
You've been,
That was you working on it?

409
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,691
I get like this
when I'm nervous.

410
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,959
I just start rambling...
(SIGHS)

411
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,595
...and then out comes
the verbal salad.

412
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,999
I'm just doing it because
I really like you, Dr. Park,

413
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,135
and I don't want
to lose this job.

414
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,703
Well,
at least you're self-aware.

415
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,640
Maybe...just drop it down
to a verbal side salad.

416
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,177
Thanks
for hearing me out.

417
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,913
Okay,
you know it's okay to speak?

418
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,182
Oh, thank God.
(CHUCKLES)

419
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,084
Because even though I nodded,
I wasn't sure I'd be able

420
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,786
to not speak
for long periods of time.
Well...

421
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,889
Even the thumbs-up
was really reassuring me
more than you.

422
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,392
I'm not even a big thumbs-up
person, you know,

423
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,561
except for in the winter
with mittens,

424
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,529
and then the thumb's just
kind of out there.

425
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,431
I know.
I'm doing it again,
aren't I?

426
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,400
You know what?
I'll split the difference.

427
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,571
Oh!

428
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,074
I remember you
from when you left me here.

429
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,509
We were both
so much younger then.

430
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,245
Look, Dr. Erwin,
I know you're nervous,

431
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,980
but you're gonna want to hear
what I have to say.

432
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,116
That would be a first.
(CHUCKLES)

433
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,251
Now, your CBC shows
you're mildly anemic,

434
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,087
and your MCV is
substantially elevated,

435
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,622
so if you take a look
at this slide...

436
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,856
It's your blood smear.

437
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,858
Let me see.

438
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,328
Well, my red blood
cells are huge.

439
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,297
Red blood cells
are huge,

440
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,532
which means...
Macrocytes.

441
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,966
Which is a hallmark of...

442
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,402
Macrocytic anemia.

443
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,271
Bingo,
macrocytic anemia.

444
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,374
Due to...
a lack of vitamin B12,

445
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,210
which I just confirmed
with your bloodwork.

446
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,477
That's it!

447
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,712
Wow.

448
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,247
I'd also like
to run a couple more tests

449
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,948
to determine the source
of your bad attitude,

450
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,717
but, physically,
you're all good.

451
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,853
(CHUCKLES) You have vitamin
B12 neuropathy due to diet,

452
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,889
which is often confused with
spinal stenosis or diabetes.

453
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,291
All you need's
a B12 shot,

454
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,959
and, I don't know,
eat more broccoli.

455
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,194
I hate broccoli.

456
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,695
Fine.
You could take a pill.

457
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,896
Or stop being one.

458
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,598
(CHUCKLES)

459
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,667
(LAUGHS)

460
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,868
All right.
That's a good one.
You got me.

461
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,036
(IMITATING DR. ERWIN)
All right.

462
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,271
That's a good one.
You got me.

463
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,106
Don't push it, Park.
(NORMAL VOICE) Copy.

464
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,047
Hello, Damona.

465
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,382
Okay.

466
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,650
You were right.

467
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,619
I wasn't handling Eric
like an adult.

468
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,556
So I called him,
and I told him it was over.

469
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,392
I'm sorry to hear that.

470
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,695
You're smiling.

471
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,631
Yeah, I smile
when I'm sorry to hear things.

472
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,170
Also, I feel like...
I owe you an apology.

473
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,805
I spun out 'cause...

474
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,874
(CHUCKLES)

475
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,108
...I was scared.

476
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,510
Of what?

477
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,180
Of this, of us,

478
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,715
of the fact
that we tried this last year,

479
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:36,916
and it didn't work.

480
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,285
And to be quite honest, Pat,

481
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,987
I wasn't really sure
you were right for me.

482
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,555
But you were so supportive

483
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,457
when I was having problems
with Eric,

484
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,494
and you've always
been there for me.

485
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,197
And maybe...
what I wanted was

486
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,399
right in front of me
the whole time.

487
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,568
Well, my feelings for you
have never changed.

488
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,904
I've always just wanted you
to be happy.

489
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,206
(SIGHS)

490
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,574
Thanks, Pat.

491
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,976
I think you're probably right,
you know?

492
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,614
Taking it slow is
the best thing we could do.

493
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,749
So I'm gonna suggest
that we sidebar the physical

494
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,251
and just focus
on the emotional.

495
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,619
Wow.
Mm-hmm.

496
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,886
Okay.

497
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,988
That is a very good plan.
Mm-hmm.

498
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,424
Very adult!
Ah.

499
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,925
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

500
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,460
(BOTH MOANING)

501
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,895
Later, we'll focus
on the emotional.

502
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,231
Yeah, first thing
tomorrow morning.
Yeah.

503
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,598
(BOTH MOANING)

504
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,441
I, uh...

505
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,176
just wanted to thank you again
for helping me out.

506
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,612
Well, I'm just glad
it wasn't something worse.

507
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,514
I appreciate it.

508
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,082
See you around.

509
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,486
Actually, Dr. Erwin,
can I ask you something?

510
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,554
No.

511
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,225
Fine.

512
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,361
Why did you always give me
such a hard time?

513
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,163
Because I knew
you could handle it.

514
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,798
I knew you were good.

515
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,166
Good?

516
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,435
You never gave me anything
higher than a two.

517
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,171
Because that's where
I thought you were
at the time.

518
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,073
If I'd have given you
a false five,

519
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,509
it wouldn't motivate you
to do better.

520
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,944
There are too many attendings
that hand out fives

521
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,513
like participation trophies,

522
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,249
and this is not
rec-league basketball.

523
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,717
This is medicine,

524
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,286
life and death.

525
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,856
I had to push you
to get you where you are.

526
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,692
And you got there.

527
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,528
I could have gone
to any doctor, Park...

528
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,929
but I chose you.

529
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,063
Me?

530
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,566
Because I knew
you could help me.

531
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,035
I could've been paralyzed,
Park.

532
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,937
And thanks to you, I'm not.

533
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,606
Well, it's only 'cause
I learned from the best.

534
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,873
Shut up!

535
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,146
I guess I have been
pretty hard on you over
the years.

536
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,815
Sorry about that.

537
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,883
You know what?

538
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,453
I'm finally gonna give you
your five.

539
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,055
Um...

540
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,190
Could I get that
in writing?

541
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,335
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you, sir.

542
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,039
Be well, Dr. Erwin.

543
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,374
You, too.

544
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,875
See you in a month or so.

545
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,344
Why?

546
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,612
Because you're my doctor
now...

547
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,681
Dr. Park.

548
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,984
(SIGHS)