1
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Hey, Dave.

2
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How's learning
your lines going?

3
00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,275
Lines are fine.

4
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What I have a problem with
is the glaring plot holes

5
00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:13,214
and character inconsistencies
of this wackadoodle story.

6
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Of Peter Pan?

7
00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,852
To fly, all you need
is fairy dust?

8
00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,322
Not thrust or lift?
Fairy dust.

9
00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:27,561
Ugh. I loathe
children's theater.

10
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Such a shallow
talent pool.

11
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Plus, Ms. Gibbons
always wildly miscasts
her productions.

12
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(SOFTLY) I mean, Dave playing
a boy who never grew up?

13
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We're out of Metamucil!

14
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(SNEEZES)

15
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ALLISON: Hey, Mol.
You feeling all right?

16
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Why are you rubbing
your neck?

17
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It kind of hurts.

18
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Do you have a headache?
A little.

19
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Are the lights
bothering you?

20
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Ken, please don't
do that thing

21
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where you assume
the worst-case scenario.

22
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I am quite confident
you have meningitis.

23
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I feel like
I teed that up.

24
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You have the classic
meningeal symptoms.

25
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Oh, my God. I can't go on
without children, Molly!

26
00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,465
Hello? I'm still here.

27
00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:07,034
Dad, settle.
I don't have meningitis.

28
00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,736
Then why are you sneezing?
Allergies.

29
00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,204
And the headache?
From the sneezing.

30
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Light sensitivity?
I just woke up from a nap.

31
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Neck pain?
My nap
was on the bad couch.

32
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Whew! Thank God
we caught it early.

33
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(GIGGLES)

34
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Oh. Get a load of this.

35
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They taught a chicken
to play tic-tac-toe.

36
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A chicken, Allison!

37
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What's wrong?

38
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After my shower, I did
a self-exam on my breasts,

39
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and I found a lump.

40
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A lump?

41
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Where?
W-W-When did you find it?

42
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Ken, I don't know.

43
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I just feel something
on my left side.

44
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Okay.
That's great you found it.

45
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Yeah, plus most of the time,
lumps are benign.

46
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It's like over 80%.

47
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But, Allison, you know
those numbers change

48
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when there's a family history
like yours.

49
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Like, your grandma,
your aunt.

50
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,557
Ken, you're
stressing me out

51
00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:04,858
over something
that might be nothing.

52
00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,862
You're right.
I'll be right back.

53
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

54
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)

55
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(DOOR OPENS)

56
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Okay, you're right.

57
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We don't know
anything yet.

58
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I'm not gonna spiral.
Here's what we're gonna do.

59
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We're gonna make
an appointment with
your doctor ASAP.

60
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I'll call first thing
in the morning.

61
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Everything's
gonna be fine.

62
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Until then, we're going to
distract ourselves

63
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by learning about
very smart farm animals.

64
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That sounds like
a great plan.

65
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Good.

66
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"His name was Charlie,

67
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"and he was the cleverest
chicken in the coop.

68
00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,586
"But Charlie
had bigger dreams..."

69
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Hey, Dad, can I use
your med-school books?

70
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A boy who never grows up.

71
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I need to understand how
that medically checks out.

72
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Isn't it amazing how this guy
throws himself into a role?

73
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That's why
he's always working.

74
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So, have you called
to make your appointment?

75
00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:30,511
Not yet. I'm going to as soon
as I get into the office.

76
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Want to just do it now?
The sooner, the better.

77
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Don't worry.
I-I'll call...

78
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as soon as I finish...
packing my bag for work.

79
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Can't forget this.

80
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Look, it's okay to be scared
to confront this, but...

81
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
...you have to
make the appointment, okay?

82
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I will.
Okay.

83
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(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

84
00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:58,272
Oh, it's ringing.
See you at work.

85
00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,274
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Oh, wait. What...

86
00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,075
WOMAN: Hello.
Dr. Chamberlain's office.

87
00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:05,346
Oh, hi. This is, uh,
Allison Park, and I...

88
00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,714
Not quite sure
how to say this.

89
00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,550
Uh, I found a lump
in my breast and need
to make an appointment.

90
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:14,221
WOMAN:
I see. Let me put you on hold
so I can pull up the calendar.

91
00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,923
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

92
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WOMAN:
Okay, when would you
like to come in?

93
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Uh, tomorrow
or the next day maybe.

94
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Let me see what we have.

95
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I'm just gonna place you
on a quick hold.

96
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Oh, wait, wait. I really
don't want to be put on...

97
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

98
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Unfortunately, the doctor is
on vacation the next few days.

99
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(SIGHS) Come on.
Where could he be on vacation?

100
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Let me check for you.

101
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
That was...

102
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

103
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Ugh. You kidding me?

104
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Aruba.
He's learning to scuba dive.

105
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Cool, cool.

106
00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,371
Can you just give me the next
available appointment?

107
00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:07,040
Okay, you're set for two weeks
from tomorrow at 3:00.

108
00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,809
Great. Thank you.
Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

109
00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,949
Hey, Clark, could help audit
my dating-profile photos?

110
00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,618
You know,
since Megan and I split up,

111
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I've decided to, you know,
give telephone dating
a chance.

112
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These are great pictures
of you, Pat.

113
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I didn't know you knew
how to hang glide.

114
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I don't.

115
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But I know
how to Photoshop.

116
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You can't use
fake pictures, Pat.
Why not?

117
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I mean, if I use pictures
of a typical weekend,

118
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it would just be me
posting negative
Yelp reviews

119
00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:40,307
of restaurants who wouldn't
take a reservation for one.

120
00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,743
And I really want to do
all these things, so,
you know,

121
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I don't think of them
so much as lies,
as photos of my future.

122
00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,016
You want to have
a pet tiger?

123
00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,251
More than anything.

124
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I mean, why does dating
have to be so complicated
these days?

125
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Damona, you're lucky
you're currently entangled,

126
00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,626
if just to avoid
all this nonsense.

127
00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,561
(TIGER ROARS)

128
00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,062
Ohh...

129
00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,599
A certain tattooed lady
wants to chat.

130
00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,768
Oh, she hang-glides.
We have so much in common.

131
00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,372
Hey, Damona.
Yeah.

132
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You've been doing
such great work.

133
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I wanted to give you
a pineapple.

134
00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:19,913
Thanks?

135
00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,852
I don't get a pineapple?

136
00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,321
Hey, did you make
that appointment?

137
00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,790
I did.
It's in two weeks.

138
00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,525
Two weeks?
That's too far out.

139
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I mean, I come in early.
I stay late.

140
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But do I get a pineapple?
No.

141
00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,601
I know, but my doctor's
on a scuba-diving vacation
in Aruba,

142
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and I didn't know
what else to do.

143
00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,671
She knows I like fruit.

144
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You can see a different
doctor, Allison.

145
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Patients need to advocate for
themselves. Let me help you.

146
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You're right.
Thanks, Ken.

147
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,882
Hey, I'm gonna make you
an earlier appointment

148
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,117
even if it means
calling in fake shark attacks

149
00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,687
all over Aruba to smoke
your doctor out of there.

150
00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,529
Hey. Any luck
with the appointment?

151
00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,197
No.
It's like every surgeon's

152
00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,799
either fully booked
or out of town.

153
00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,200
Mostly in Aruba, too.

154
00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,336
Apparently, it's sting-ray
mating season down there.

155
00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,972
Hey.
What's going on?

156
00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,041
Oh, it's nothing.
We're just talking about...

157
00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,910
Ken, it's okay.

158
00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,411
You sure?

159
00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,547
I want them to know.

160
00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,986
Hey, everyone! My wife
wants you to know something!

161
00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,456
Thanks, Ken.
Smooth as ever.

162
00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,359
Uh, just to put it
out there, uh...

163
00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,928
I found a lump
yesterday.

164
00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,797
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What can we do?

165
00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,465
(SIGHS) Well,
I'm having trouble

166
00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,000
getting an appointment
with a surgeon.

167
00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,536
Oh, of course.
We could help with that.

168
00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,071
Yeah, a-and take as much time
with this as you need.

169
00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,405
Thanks, guys.

170
00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,742
Hopefully, it'll,
it'll turn out
to be nothing.

171
00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,277
I just wanted to let everyone
know what was going on.

172
00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,046
Well, here's something else
that's going on.

173
00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,048
Hug coming in
right now.

174
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,616
Come here.
(ALLISON CHUCKLES)

175
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,252
Thanks, Clark.

176
00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,555
Yeah, so, this is a group hug.
Can we all get in here please?

177
00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,189
(ALLISON LAUGHS)

178
00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,258
Thanks, everyone.

179
00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,465
Who are you?

180
00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,133
I'm Carl.

181
00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:22,936
Thanks, Carl.

182
00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,411
(SIGHS)

183
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:34,782
Why do we have to
come to Welltopia's
most humorless doctor?

184
00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,851
Okay, yes, Dr. O'Sullivan
sucks as a person,

185
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,920
a co-worker, and recycler,

186
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,756
but he's a great doctor...

187
00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,692
and the only guy
we could get on short notice.

188
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,762
I know.
And early detection is key.

189
00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,397
I just wish
he wasn't such a turd.

190
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,399
(SIGHS)

191
00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,267
Gosh, why does this
have to be happening now?

192
00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,337
I've got so much going on.
I'm slammed at work.

193
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,672
Dave's play
is in two days,

194
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,407
and I still haven't made
the costume. Plus...

195
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,442
Honey, honey,
everything's gonna get done.

196
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,878
I'll take over all the play
stuff, including the costume.

197
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,580
Thanks.

198
00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,882
Of course.
We're in this together.

199
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,121
You know, it's, it's like
this sculpture over here.

200
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,089
You know,
you press down
on one side,

201
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,091
the other responds
and picks up the slack.

202
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,293
Oh. That got...
That got away from me.

203
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,561
Um...

204
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,666
Sorry to
keep you waiting.

205
00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:26,967
Oh, no bigs.

206
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,069
Just sitting here, waiting,
looking, not touching.

207
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:34,141
Thanks again for seeing us.
We really appreciate it.

208
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,176
So, what's the verdict?

209
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,680
Unfortunately,
the ultrasound shows

210
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,616
a solid mass highly suspicious
for malignancy,

211
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,152
and full excision
is warranted.

212
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,056
So there's a good chance

213
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,659
this is cancer and we,
we have to remove it?

214
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,493
I'm afraid so.

215
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,398
Wow. This is
actually happening.

216
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,601
So, we need to schedule
the procedure.

217
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,203
W-When can you
put us on the books?

218
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,605
And, FYI, there's been
tsunami warnings in Aruba,

219
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,907
and if you think
for one second...

220
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,610
I've already opened the spot,
tomorrow during my lunch break

221
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,312
if that's okay with you,
Allison.

222
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,149
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

223
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,485
Afterwards,
it'll take about 24 hours
to get the results back.

224
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,387
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Oh, man.

225
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,789
Any chance
you could put me

226
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,724
in a medically induced coma
until the results are in?

227
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,325
(LAUGHS)

228
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,359
No.

229
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,930
That's not a safe
or reasonable request.

230
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,400
I understand
the wait's tough.

231
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,869
Try to distract yourself
with something you enjoy.

232
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,739
Agreed. We have this whole
chicken tic-tac-toe situation

233
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,373
that's pretty therapeutic.

234
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,611
Thank you, Doctor.

235
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,214
We'll see you tomorrow.

236
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,353
Hey, there, Mol.
I'm making dinner.

237
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,855
In the mood
for anything?

238
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,925
Okay, Dad.
What's going on?

239
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:01,561
Uh, men can make dinner,
Molly. It's 2015.

240
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,833
It's 2017, but that's not
what I'm talking about.

241
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,036
I overheard Mom
on the phone.

242
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,238
Does she have cancer?

243
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,809
Um...

244
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,410
We don't know yet,
sweetie,

245
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,113
which is why we haven't
told you anything.

246
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,583
She found a suspicious lump,
and today we had it removed.

247
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,987
We get the biopsy results
tomorrow, but until then...

248
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,221
Until then,
we don't know.

249
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,190
(SOFTLY) Yeah.

250
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,293
Dad...

251
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,996
(SNIFFLES)
I'm scared.

252
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,732
It's okay.
I-I'm scared, too.

253
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,401
And just, just know
that it's okay

254
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,805
to process these fears
however you want.

255
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,107
Would you like to rip some
hand towels in half, sweetie?

256
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,342
No.

257
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,778
Okay, no judgment.

258
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,913
(SNIFFLES)

259
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,448
Look, the best thing
for us to do

260
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,385
is to be strong and
help her rest and relax.

261
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,289
Is there anything
I can do to help you?

262
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,858
Actually,
could you drive Dave
to his play tonight?

263
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,726
I mean, I already
finished his costume,

264
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,762
but I'm not sure Mom
will have the energy to go.

265
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,563
You got it.

266
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,533
Hey. Hey.

267
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,068
It'll be okay.

268
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,037
(SNIFFLES)

269
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,944
Hey, uh, has anyone heard
anything about Allison's
biopsy?

270
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,147
Yeah, Ken said it went fine.
They're just waiting to hear.

271
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,581
Man, this sucks.

272
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,919
Uh, stuff like this
reminds you how short
life is.

273
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,586
Totally.
And yet we never
get around

274
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,389
to doing the things we really
want to, like traveling.

275
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,259
Or I keep saying that
I'm-a learn how to play tennis

276
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,094
so I can play with my dad,
but I never do it.

277
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,629
Uh, that's it.

278
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,265
This weekend, I'm taking
hang-gliding lessons.

279
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,168
Bam!
Way to go, Pat!

280
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,737
Yep. Caution and me,
to the wind.

281
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,111
Hey, Allison.
I made you meatloaf.

282
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,680
And if that's too heavy,
I also made spaghetti,

283
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,349
Cobb salad, and even sushi,

284
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,551
but it's basically rice
and cucumber just balled up.

285
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,320
What are you looking at?

286
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,989
I've spent
the last four hours

287
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,559
googling all things related
to breast cancer, tumors,

288
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,294
and, in an odd
rabbit-hole detour,

289
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,963
how to escape
if you've been kidnapped

290
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,464
but still have
your shoelaces.

291
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,534
O-kay, you're spiraling.
I'm just gonna take this.

292
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,003
I'm learning
about zip ties!

293
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,273
Allison, why are you filling
your head with that stuff?

294
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,540
You should be resting.

295
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,976
(SIGHS) I know.

296
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,477
But my mind
is just racing.

297
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,146
Why does it take so long
to find out the results?

298
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,449
What if I do get sick?

299
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,818
Then you have to
take care of the kids.

300
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,454
No. Allison,
don't go there.

301
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,523
Promise me you're not
thinking about that, okay?

302
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,425
But I am thinking
about it.
No.

303
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,526
(SIGHS)

304
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,195
I even started
typing out instructions

305
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,231
on where everything is
in the house

306
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,599
and how to raise
the children.

307
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,902
No, uh, stop. Allison,
I don't, I can't hear...

308
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,369
No, Ken,
I-I need to say this.

309
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,071
I started typing,
but I stopped

310
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,773
because I realized
you don't need it.

311
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,612
You've been so strong
through all this

312
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,415
that, that I know
regardless of what happens,

313
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,750
you and the kids
will be fine.

314
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,052
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

315
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,988
(CRYING) Thank you for
making this all about me.

316
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,794
(SIGHS)
So, let's get you some food.

317
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,297
(SIGHS)

318
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,737
What's in the meatloaf?

319
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,305
Grapes. Is that wrong?

320
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,941
(BOTH LAUGH)

321
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,912
This wait is just
driving me crazy.

322
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:44,651
Well, Dave's play starts in
an hour if you're up for it.

323
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,055
Though, children's theater
isn't much better

324
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,722
than waiting to find out
if you have cancer.

325
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,458
Ken!
(LAUGHS)

326
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,060
Come on.
You know I'm right.

327
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,761
Half the kids
are mumbling their lines.

328
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,530
The other half...
(ROBOTICALLY) ...are saying
their lines like this!

329
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,399
(BOTH LAUGHING)

330
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,868
It's like, "Hey, kids,
ever heard of nuance?"

331
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,770
(DRAMATICALLY)
No, they have not.

332
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,207
Let's go to the play.

333
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,876
I don't want
to miss anything.

334
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,813
Um, you want me to pack up
some of this food for you?

335
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,248
Um...

336
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,852
Maybe we'll just grab
something on the way.

337
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,356
I love you.
I love you.

338
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,298
(PIANO PLAYING)

339
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,366
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

340
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,139
(SOFTLY) Hey.

341
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,774
(GASPS) What are
you guys doing here?

342
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,110
Molly wasn't sure
you'd feel up to it,

343
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,045
and she wanted to
make sure that Dave
had some people here.

344
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,747
Wow.
That's so sweet.

345
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,349
Well, speak for yourself.

346
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,584
I was drawn in by a blurb
in the Calabasas Trumpet.

347
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,086
(LAUGHTER)

348
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,189
So far,
the Lost Boys were...

349
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,025
Oh, we, we know
the story, sweetie.

350
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,759
Not this version.

351
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,561
Dave has made some
interesting choices.

352
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,236
Nice job
on the costume.

353
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,338
I said I'd make it.
I didn't say it would fit.

354
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,773
Also, I broke
the sewing machine.

355
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,145
They say I'm a boy
who never grows up.

356
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,313
But I have announcement.
That's a lie!

357
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,085
I'm actually
a 22-year-old man with
hypo-plastic kidneys...

358
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,289
...a disorder which
can result in small stature.

359
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,292
Now that that's
fully explained...

360
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,594
hit it, Barb.

361
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,163
(PIANO PLAYING)

362
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,203
* Ooh
* Ooh, ooh, ooh

363
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,538
If I stay a boy,
I'll be safe.

364
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,874
I'll hide away
in a magical place.

365
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,142
* Ooh

366
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,711
But even here
in Neverland,

367
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,746
danger is always
close at hand.

368
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,116
So you must be strong

369
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,917
or at least try...

370
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:02,055
* To believe
that you can fly *

371
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,957
(APPLAUSE)

372
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,259
(LAUGHS)

373
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:13,900
AUDIENCE: Ohh!

374
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,878
(GASPS AND YELLS)

375
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,114
AUDIENCE: Ohh!
Oh!

376
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,082
(SQUEAKING)
Aah!

377
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,118
Uh-oh.

378
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,188
Whoa!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

379
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,257
Whoo!

380
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,230
(EXCLAIMING)

381
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,966
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

382
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,402
(LAUGHTER)

383
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,943
This is what happens
when you only use
fairy dust to fly.

384
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,112
I need thrust, people!

385
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,547
(LAUGHTER)

386
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,614
Whoo!

387
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,483
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

388
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,923
I'm so glad we came.

389
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,438
Did you see that news
about Russia?

390
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,807
No. What?

391
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,142
I don't know.
I just saw a headline.

392
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,277
I was hoping you could
explain it to me.

393
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,249
Okay.

394
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,419
The results are in.

395
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,321
The good news is...

396
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,455
you don't have cancer.

397
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,123
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

398
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,094
(SNIFFLES)

399
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,666
Um...

400
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,903
Okay, so,
what's the bad news?

401
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,305
There isn't any.
Why would you ask that?

402
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,210
This is such a relief.
So, what was the lump?

403
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,079
It was an LCIS,
or Lobular Carcinoma
In Situ.

404
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,683
It's an area of abnormal
cell growth that
isn't cancer itself

405
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,353
but can increase the risk
of cancer later in life.

406
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,487
But we removed all of it,

407
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,922
and you don't need
any further treatment.

408
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,424
(SIGHS)

409
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,393
Just keep a close eye on it,
and get your annual
mammograms.

410
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,495
I will.

411
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,732
Thank you so much, Doctor.
You've been amazing.

412
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,301
I couldn't have gotten
through it without you.

413
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,070
Yes, thank you so much,
Dr. O'Sullivan.

414
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,839
You really weren't
our first choice,

415
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,808
but you surprised us with how
kind and wonderful you were!

416
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,344
Excuse me?

417
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,746
He just means
"Thank you."
Come on, Ken.

418
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,081
Oh, you put that
back together.

419
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,483
No, no, no.

420
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,622
What the...
(GASPS)

421
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,091
Oh, my God!

422
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,526
Oh, my God!

423
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,497
Pat!
Oh, Pat! Thank you!

424
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,233
This really means a lot!

425
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,001
Uh, this week
just reminded me

426
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,204
that life's too short to
not go after what you want.

427
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,639
This is just...
Thank you, Pat.

428
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,674
I really a...

429
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,413
Pat, God!

430
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,315
You had to go and mess
everything up.

431
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,717
I'm sorry.
I just thought...

432
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,851
Uh-mm.

433
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,024
Well, Dennis
at the school paper

434
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,727
sure is dragging his heels
on reviewing my play.

435
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,562
What's he waiting for?

436
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,664
Don't worry.
You were great, sweetie.

437
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,366
Yeah, you definitely
stole the show.

438
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,569
You don't have to tell me.
I saw you guys from the stage.

439
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,338
You were laughing,
you were crying.

440
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,606
I'm a star!

441
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,843
I, I'm fine.
It's not...
Well?

442
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:44,944
Ohh.

443
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,918
I feel like I'm missing
some key information,

444
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,720
but I'm gonna get in
on this, too.

445
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,594
Hi. This is my
real-life wife, Tran.

446
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,297
I know firsthand that
screenings can save a life.

447
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,965
Stand Up To Cancer
has made it easy

448
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,101
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at GetScreenedNow.org.

449
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,037
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a few simple questions

450
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,139
and immediately receive
an e-mail with information

451
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,775
about which cancer screenings
are recommended for you,

452
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,444
as well as some
healthy living tips.

453
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,545
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of your health.

454
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,647
It only takes a few minutes
to get informed.

455
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,982
Go to GetScreenedNow.org
and learn more.

456
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,352
And thank you for
standing up
to cancer with us.