1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:04,672 Oh, really? (LAUGHING) Yes. 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,939 (BOTH LAUGH) 3 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,741 Oh, Clark, good morning. 4 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,177 You remember the lovely Megan. 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,478 Hello. CLARK: Yes. Hi. Good morning. 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,246 Um, uh, Pat? 7 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,084 Uh, are you feeling okay? 8 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,485 You just... You look a little... 9 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,354 Damn! What the hell is wrong with your face? 10 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,655 That's scary. 11 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,359 Damona, it's a medical workplace. 12 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,195 No matter what comes through the door, 13 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,263 we need to react professionally. 14 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,898 Damn! 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,302 What the hell is wrong with your face? 16 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,204 That's scary. 17 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,772 I'm sure it's nothing. 18 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,709 Yeah, it's just a basic irritant 19 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,444 who happens to have a rash. 20 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,446 (LAUGHING) 21 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,849 Well, fortunately, love is blind. 22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,950 Isn't that right, Megan? 23 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,353 (LAUGHING) No, not at all. 24 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,390 Isn't it great our relationship has gotten to the point 25 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,792 where she can be comfortable being so honest with me? 26 00:00:58,826 --> 00:00:59,860 Yeah. 27 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,163 Anyway, you better clear up that situation 28 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,431 before the banquet tomorrow night, 29 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,533 or Megan is not going to be happy. 30 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,800 Oh. (LAUGHS) 31 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,403 Yeah, we're going to this big pharmaceuticals banquet. 32 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:12,140 And I can't have Blotches here making me look bad. 33 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:15,309 Aww, you see how she cares for me. 34 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:16,610 She doesn't want me to feel bad 35 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,778 about embarrassing her 36 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,281 with the horror that is my face. 37 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,917 You know, you should really get that looked at. 38 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:26,287 Whatever you have to do, Patrice. 39 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,421 (MOUTHING) Patrice? 40 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,889 Well, I better get going. 41 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,791 These drugs don't sell themselves. 42 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,260 All right, all right. (CHUCKLES) 43 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,027 Tickle party! 44 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:36,264 I'll walk you out, sweet... Oh, she's already gone. 45 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:41,835 Man, I know nuts when I see it, 46 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,805 and she is a whole mixed bag of 'em. 47 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:46,907 Nuts! 48 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,217 Hey, wellness alert! 49 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,386 Yeah, I've got half-off fliers to the alcove, 50 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,753 that new meditation center. 51 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,556 Oh, right, the place down the street. 52 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,226 The one that replaced that delicious Jamaican spot. 53 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,795 Sorry. I'm hungry. 54 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,397 Anyway, I'm thinking of trying it before work tomorrow. 55 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,365 You want to come? Sure. Why not? 56 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:12,833 I tried to meditate on my own, 57 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,702 but every time I find a moment of peace, 58 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:15,936 I'm inevitably interrupted. 59 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,207 Ooh, Ally lama. (LAUGHS) 60 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,675 Gonna get your Zen on. (LAUGHS) 61 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,712 Hey, you know, why don't I join you fools, huh? 62 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,914 You know, when all that silence gets awkward, 63 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,883 I can be there to say, "awkward!" 64 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:33,487 Oh, uh, I don't know how many half-off fliers Clark got, 65 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,423 so... Oh, I get it. 66 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:38,492 I know your "I want to say no, but I don't know how" tone. 67 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,529 Oh, right. From our wedding. 68 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,064 You better stop making that joke, Allison! 69 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,740 Has my rash gotten worse? 70 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,175 You know, as a nurse, I would say yes. 71 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,278 As just someone who knows you, I would say, 72 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,681 "Oh, sweet mother of God." 73 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,916 All right, Ken, you're gonna have to give me an exam. 74 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,353 It looks like you actually have hives. 75 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,521 Well, I... I'm not sure I should be the one examining you 76 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:11,259 since we're co-workers and frien... Co-workers. 77 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,093 What about Tuttle? Oh, no, no. 78 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,428 Tuttle is our most talented doctor. 79 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,230 I can't waste his time with this. 80 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,099 Uh, thank you? 81 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,168 Yeah. Tell you what, I'll go gown up. 82 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,937 Hey, you've never seen me naked before. This will be fun. 83 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,282 What's up with Dave's girlfriend? 84 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,183 She never talks. 85 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,986 Dave prefers to think of her as "deliberate" and "unwavering." 86 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,255 I prefer to think of her as weird. 87 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,059 Okay, so no backgammon. 88 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,197 What about cards? I bet you like Go Fish. 89 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,369 We could bake cookies. 90 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:58,739 There's this chai snickerdoodle recipe I've been dying to try. 91 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,412 Hey, how about your new puzzle, Dave? 92 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:05,646 What do you think, Emily? 93 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,449 Want to give "dozens of dalmatians" a try? 94 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,557 Okay. From one puzzle to another. 95 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,126 * 96 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,796 All right. Well, it's definitely hives, 97 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,598 and it's more prominent than this morning. 98 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,967 Yeah, and the itching is unbearable. 99 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,903 Pat, I hope this isn't uncomfortable for you, 100 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,006 but I'm gonna have to look at every... Oh, right. 101 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,778 Uh, not presenting anywhere else. 102 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,180 Thank you. You can close it. 103 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,749 I'm good. Please? 104 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,916 All right. 105 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,019 When did this start happening? 106 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,522 Well, off and on over the past few weeks. 107 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,291 Ever have any similar reactions to shellfish? 108 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,493 Peanuts? Any wheezing? 109 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,927 No. (CELLPHONE VIBRATES) 110 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,198 Oh, it's Megan. I'm gonna have to take this. 111 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,802 Hello, milady. 112 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,203 Ah, yeah. We're taking care of it. 113 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,374 Yeah, Welltopia's fifth-best doctor is on the case. 114 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,644 All right, I'll keep you po... Oh, she already hung up. 115 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,847 Did you just call me Welltopia's fifth-best doctor? 116 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,716 Yeah. Sorry. Did I miscount? 117 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,118 I mean, there's, uh... 118 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,220 Oh, no, that's right. You're the sixth. 119 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,357 Okay, Pat, I'm gonna give you some Benadryl, 120 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,258 but first you need to see an allergist 121 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,994 to determine what's causing these hives. 122 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,030 So I'm sending you upstairs for skin testing with Dr. Jenkins. 123 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,132 Oh, I forgot Jenkins. That makes you seventh. 124 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,034 * 125 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:40,107 Hey, any interest in Jamaican takeout for dinner? 126 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,310 You're pacing. What's wrong? 127 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,879 It's Pat and this whole rash thing. 128 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,581 It's also your erratic food choices, 129 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,917 but mostly the rash thing. 130 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,318 I just got off the phone with the allergist. 131 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,020 All his tests came back negative. 132 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,722 I don't know what's causing his hives. 133 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,823 Huh. 134 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,825 Could be stress urticaria. 135 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,393 Any unusual stressors in his life? 136 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,495 Uh, I don't know. Let's see. 137 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,630 (LAUGHS) 138 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,932 He went through that crazy divorce. 139 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:09,069 He lived on a boat in a driveway. 140 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,971 He even slept in the clinic for a while. 141 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,641 He was fully committed to the hobo lifestyle. 142 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:14,775 Respect. 143 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,711 But these are more recent. 144 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,914 I'm thinking Pat may be allergic to nuts. 145 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,950 Well, the testing ruled out nuts. 146 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,486 (CHUCKLES) No, I mean that nut, Megan, he's dating. 147 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,754 (LAUGHS) 148 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,324 Zing. Good one. (LAUGHS) 149 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,961 The hives did appear right when they started dating. 150 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:37,097 Yeah, you're right. Megan is a nut. 151 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,567 Oh, nut-meg. Double zing. (LAUGHS) 152 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,535 Aw, I feel awful. 153 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,472 I have to tell the loneliest man on earth 154 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:48,642 that he's allergic to the one woman who will have him? 155 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,011 Maybe spend five more minutes on the phrasing. 156 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,080 But he's so into her. 157 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,015 (SCOFFS) look, I know he really likes her. 158 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,718 But some relationships aren't healthy, 159 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,453 and it's important for him to recognize 160 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,822 that she's just not good for him. 161 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:05,192 Yeah, ideally, before his face falls off. 162 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,360 (BOTH LAUGHING) 163 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,839 Molly, I'm experiencing some emotions, 164 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,041 which I'm not sure how to process. 165 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,276 It's just boredom, not actual hunger. 166 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,013 No, I'm not hungry. 167 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,983 Well, that's not true, but... This is about Emily. 168 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,451 I'm thinking of breaking up with her. 169 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,587 Really? 170 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,724 I was starting to suspect we're not as compatible as I thought, 171 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,492 and overhearing Mom and Dad talk about it 172 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,393 really drove the point home. 173 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:41,595 What did they say? 174 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,697 Mom called our relationship unhealthy. 175 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,999 Oh, and Dad thinks it could make my face fall off. 176 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,003 But there was nothing on WebMD to back him up. 177 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,707 Sorry, Dave. Breakups are hard. 178 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,709 And this isn't just any breakup. 179 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,277 I'm the light of her life. 180 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,480 Well, I'm sure you'll find the right way to do it. 181 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,683 Do what? Break up with Emily. 182 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,184 I'll do it for you. 183 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,888 Bless you, Grandpa. 184 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:11,592 No. No one deserves, "Dave doesn't like you anymore! Go away!" 185 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,564 Please, I would never beat around the bush like that. 186 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:21,702 No, no. Molly's right. I should do this myself. 187 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:22,936 Oy vey. 188 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,038 This is not gonna be fun. 189 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,709 Dave, don't worry about it. 190 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,945 Just think about how terrible she's gonna feel. 191 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,914 * 192 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,153 Thanks for coming with me. 193 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,322 Are you kidding? This is gonna be great. 194 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:47,094 Friends, the goal of meditation is to clear our minds. 195 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,196 Inevitably, certain thoughts will sneak in, 196 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:53,400 but it's important to acknowledge and then release them. 197 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,569 What I like to say to these thoughts is, 198 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,905 "Thank you. Not now." 199 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,242 So let's close our eyes and begin. 200 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,543 (CHIME RINGS) 201 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,547 ALLISON: (SIGHS) Finally. 202 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,750 Sweet silence. 203 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,451 Just what I needed. 204 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,621 Oh, wait. 205 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,823 I'm not supposed to be thinking. 206 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,091 Thank you. Not now. 207 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,532 Man, Ken was right. 208 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,635 The silence is awkward. 209 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,037 Ugh, Ken is so annoying. 210 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,440 You know what, Ken? Thank you. Not now. 211 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,745 CLARK: Ah, pure silence. 212 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,013 Nope, someone's wheezing. 213 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,715 Hmm, that could be asthma. 214 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,584 I'm a good nurse. 215 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,920 Okay, meditation, take two. 216 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,223 Do I have bananas at home? 217 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,960 (GROANS) Why can't I clear my head? I should be good at this. 218 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,996 I'm a vegan. This is on brand for me. 219 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:59,232 Maybe I can't turn my brain off 'cause it's made of meat. 220 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,334 Thank you. Not now. 221 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,437 (GROANS) Look at Allison. 222 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,207 How is she so Zen? 223 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,942 Well, I guess she's learned to block things out 224 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:12,312 in order to deal with Ken. 225 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:16,116 ALLISON: This place was so much better as a Jamaican restaurant. 226 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,851 Hey, wait a second. 227 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,921 Maybe I should start a business that combines the two... 228 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,424 Allison's Jerk Chicken 'n Meditation Hut. 229 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,094 Nah, who am I kidding? 230 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,096 I'm sure someone's already done it. 231 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,531 There really are no new ideas. 232 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,802 CLARK: I swear, if it weren't for Allison, 233 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,436 I would get up and leave. 234 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,405 But I'm stuck. 235 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,241 (GASPS) Unless... 236 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,411 What if I gave myself a nosebleed? 237 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,751 ALLISON: Man, he is in the zone. 238 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,452 * 239 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,323 Okay, clearly the Benadryl isn't working, 240 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,492 so I'm gonna have to notch you up to Prednisone. 241 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,829 (SIGHS) This better work. 242 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,263 Megan is not happy. 243 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,098 I'm gonna ruin her banquet, and she cannot have that. 244 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,967 She made that very clear! 245 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,702 Ken, what is causing these hives? 246 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,270 Well, all your allergy tests are negative. 247 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,073 So maybe it could be stress. 248 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,142 Ah. You may be right. 249 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,578 Maybe Megan and I should take a little break. 250 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,313 You know, I'm so glad you said that. 251 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,349 You know, just get out of town, just the two of us. 252 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,686 Are things ever... 253 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,022 Stressful between you and Megan? 254 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,490 No, no. 255 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,160 Megan insists on a stress-free environment, and I comply. 256 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,162 I'm terrified of getting on her bad side. 257 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,130 Is that terror ever... 258 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,833 Stressful? 259 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,135 Ken, I have no idea what you're driving at. 260 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,470 Pat, you're allergic to Megan 261 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,005 and you need to break up with her! 262 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:50,811 Are you actually suggesting that Megan is responsible for my hives? 263 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,545 That is ridiculous. 264 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:56,683 You have stress urticaria. Megan is bad for you. 265 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,185 Look at your face. 266 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,322 Ken, I know you and the others don't care for her, 267 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,092 but to suggest she is responsible for my condition 268 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,761 is medically irresponsible and personally offensive. 269 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,329 You're fired as my doctor. 270 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,432 I don't know why you begged me to let you examine me. 271 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,502 I was the one who told you to go to Tuttle in the first place! 272 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,137 And you should have listened! 273 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,939 Okay, okay. 274 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,309 I'm talking to you as a friend. 275 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,611 Pat, if we don't care for Megan, 276 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,847 it's because of how much we care about you. 277 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,350 She is stressing you out, and it's making you sick. 278 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:34,021 Either your relationship has to change, or you need to end it. 279 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,323 Wow. (SIGHS) 280 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,160 So that's what you call friendship? 281 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,563 I thought friends wanted each other to be happy. 282 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,099 I don't know if you can tell, but under this rash... 283 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,268 I am red with anger! 284 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,280 Hey. I'm... Hey, hey. 285 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,353 Why haven't you returned my calls? 286 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,388 I was stalling. 287 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,758 I was hoping my face would improve. 288 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,127 Well, it hasn't. 289 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,595 And the banquet's in a few hours. 290 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,764 I thought you were gonna talk to Ken. What did he say? 291 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,070 What the hell does he know? He's like the tenth-best doctor here. 292 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,271 (MOUTHING) 293 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,173 Well, it doesn't matter. 294 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,441 There's no way I can take you to the banquet. 295 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,611 Everyone's gonna mistake your face for the prime rib. 296 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,515 You know, Megan, 297 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,118 as much as I usually find your honesty refreshing, 298 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,786 that kind of stung a little. 299 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,555 Oh, you're gonna make this all about you? 300 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,225 (LAUGHS) Wow. That's rich. 301 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,029 Forget it. I will see you after the banquet. 302 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:53,533 Megan, wait. 303 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,236 I'm not so sure you will see me. 304 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:58,838 Excuse me? 305 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,308 Look, maybe we should talk privately. 306 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,611 Wait, are you... Are you breaking up with me? 307 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,113 Oh, it's showtime. 308 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:12,652 Yes, you won't see me after the banquet because this is over. 309 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,025 No one breaks up with Megan. 310 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,133 Well, Pat does. 311 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,035 Why? Give me one good reason. 312 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,702 Well, Ken says you're killing me. 313 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,208 I said it was stress urticaria, a vascular rash, 314 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,144 which is very itchy... Shut up. 315 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,578 Yes, sir. 316 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,481 You're really gonna throw this all this away 317 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,484 because of some silly rash? 318 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,187 Every relationship has issues. 319 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,489 One of my exes even suffered from panic attacks. 320 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:54,794 Oh, and always felt an overwhelming sense of doom around me, 321 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,829 but I didn't hear him complaining. 322 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,732 Was that 'cause he was dead? 323 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,870 I'm on the phone, Megan. 324 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,842 I think this is best for both of us. And I'm... 325 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,946 I'm sorry, Megan. 326 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:16,583 You know what, Pat? I don't care what you say. 327 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,052 This relationship is over. 328 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,353 (GASPS) 329 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,622 Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Don't do that! 330 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,524 He broke up with you! 331 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,094 You broke up with her! 332 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,363 See, I can't... 333 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,266 * 334 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,738 (SIGHS) Emily, I know it's not your thing, 335 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,640 but we need to talk. 336 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,343 I think you're a wonderful person. 337 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,744 Oh, thank God. 338 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,647 I'm sorry? Let's face it. 339 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,749 This thing's been over for weeks. 340 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,985 It has? 341 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,587 We've obviously just been going through the motions. 342 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,756 Honestly, I was only dragging my feet 343 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,258 because I was afraid to be single again. 344 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,561 But this is the right thing to do. 345 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,097 It is? It is. 346 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,199 (SIGHS) Wow. 347 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,669 I feel like a big bag of rocks has been lifted off my back. 348 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,072 Bye, Dave. Be well. 349 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,677 Did not see that coming. 350 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,213 * 351 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,117 Oh, hey, girl. 352 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,985 So, what'd you think of the meditation? 353 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,488 So good. 354 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,591 Super mindful. 355 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,693 If anything, I wish it was longer. 356 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,662 You want to go again tomorrow? 357 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,764 What are you doing, Clark? 358 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,300 You betcha. 359 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,635 No, no betcha. 360 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,237 This ends now. 361 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,140 Clark, I got to be honest. 362 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,341 I didn't like it. 363 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,509 Me neither. 364 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,245 But why didn't you say anything? 365 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,714 Well, you invited me, and I didn't want you to feel badly. 366 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,982 Okay, you know what? From now on, 367 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,450 let's just be honest with each other, okay? 368 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,851 Absolutely. Okay. 369 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,721 You want to grab some lunch? I know this vegan stromboli place. 370 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,292 Ooh, uh, I'm not really feeling vegan stromboli. 371 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,826 Hey, how about Jamaican? 372 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,761 Totally fine. Wherever you want to go. 373 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,997 Why is she trying to hurt me? 374 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,401 ALLISON: He's so strong. 375 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,936 That rejection would've crushed me. 376 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:20,207 You know what? I'm gonna reward him. 377 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,009 Hey, let's try your place. I'm sure it's great. 378 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,777 Oh, okay. Great. 379 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,746 Oh, now I'm a charity case? 380 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,817 ALLISON: Why did you give in? He doesn't even care! 381 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,020 This will be fun. Yeah! 382 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,224 * 383 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,760 What's going on? 384 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,029 Dave kicked Emily to the curb. 385 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,999 So you did it. How do you feel? 386 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,137 Like the victim of a cosmic sucker punch. 387 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,005 But I thought this is what you wanted. 388 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,175 I thought so, too. 389 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,510 I just didn't expect Emily to be so onboard with it. 390 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,646 It's strange. 391 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,880 Even when you know it's over, 392 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,883 you still want the other person to want you. 393 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,186 I gave her the best months of my life. 394 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,923 Well, you're 11. You've got some good months ahead of you still. 395 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,559 Thanks, Molly. 396 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,194 Mmm! 397 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,965 Dave, when you find the right one, you'll know it. 398 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,901 How? She'll talk! 399 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,803 What is wrong with her? 400 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,639 (BOTH LAUGH) 401 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,844 Hey. Ken, you got a minute? 402 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,381 Sure. 403 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,049 I just wanted to thank you for figuring out what was wrong with me 404 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:41,321 and, more importantly, for your friendship. 405 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,290 You're very welcome. For both. 406 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,493 Deep down, I... I knew you were right all along. 407 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,928 That was not a healthy relationship. 408 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,499 So on some level, I felt even an unhealthy relationship 409 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,301 was preferable to being alone. 410 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,470 Yeah, you know, Allison's always saying that. 411 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,640 I'm grateful you were there to teach me that age-old lesson. 412 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,443 It's better to be somewhat unhappy with clear skin 413 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,579 than be extremely unhappy with a debilitating rash. 414 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,550 Well, I'm glad it all worked out. 415 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,852 Me, too. All right. Well, thanks again. 416 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,955 So, does this mean I move up in the doctor rankings? 417 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,190 No, Ken, it does not. 418 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,926 * 419 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,199 Hey, Pat, how ya doing? 420 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,335 I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 421 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,770 I just wanted to make sure you were okay 'cause... 422 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,105 Man, that breakup of yours was kind of rough. 423 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,542 But I guess rough is what breakups are, right? 424 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,677 I suppose. 425 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,379 Well, you and me, that wasn't so bad. 426 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,080 (LAUGHS) That's true. 427 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,516 Yeah. In fact, I think that was the best breakup I ever had. 428 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,352 (LAUGHS) 429 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,754 You know what? It was my best one, too. 430 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,155 Ah, and your face is looking better. 431 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,424 Oh, thanks. Yours, too. I... 432 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,761 I'm still... 433 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,629 I'm still in a bit of a daze. 434 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,097 Oh. Well, the prednisone? 435 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,367 Actually, I never took it. Hmm. 436 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,402 I started feeling better the moment she left here. 437 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,705 (CHUCKLES) Funny. You never gave me hives. 438 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,307 That's 'cause I'm not scary. 439 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,908 (BOTH LAUGH) 440 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,148 Um... 441 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,651 Well, I'm glad you're okay. 442 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,487 Me, too. 443 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,556 I knew she was a mixed bag of nuts. 444 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,224 Tell me about it. 445 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,093 (LAUGHS) 446 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,201 Hey, guys. I want to thank you both for something. 447 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,969 For what? You're welcome. 448 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,872 I broke up with Emily, 449 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,443 and while I know you guys had your own opinions on our relationship, 450 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,413 I appreciate you giving me the space to figure things out on my own. 451 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,382 Uh-huh. 452 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,951 Not only did you teach a man how to fish, 453 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,020 you taught him how to throw one back. 454 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,725 You know, every time I think you guys 455 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,760 are just making it up as you go, 456 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,195 I wind up pleasantly surprised. 457 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,300 I'm sorry. What happened? 458 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,369 Who cares? Just take the win. 459 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,305 I am killin' the parenting game. 460 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,374 ALLISON: Of course, Ken would take credit for... 461 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,208 Thank you. Not now.