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(LAUGHS)
Look at you.

2
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You did that thing where you
forgot it's the weekend.

3
00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,579
Oh, no, is it Friday?
I don't want to go to work.

4
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Ken, Ken, it's Saturday.

5
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Oh. Thank God.

6
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What a roller coaster.

7
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I'm just going in to see
a couple patients.

8
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You know how busy
the holidays are
for therapists.

9
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Add to that everything
I have to do around here.

10
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I feel you.
I just wish I could

11
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lighten your load
a little without, you know,

12
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actually doing anything.

13
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Well, we're off
to the library.

14
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Time for Dave to learn
the Dewey Decimal System.

15
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Oh.
So it's 1938?

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(LAUGHS)

17
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You laugh, but when
the grid goes down

18
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and there's
no more Internet,

19
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don't ask me to help
you find books.

20
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Okay, you guys.
This is it.

21
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I'm about to send
my application to Stanford.

22
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Oh! This is
so exciting!

23
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Attagirl.
Yep.

24
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Once I hit this button,
there's no turning back.

25
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Well, technically,
Stanford can turn you back.

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Don't listen to him,
honey.

27
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,696
You've got nothing
to worry about.

28
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Yeah, you retook the SATs

29
00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,899
and brought them up
to Hugh Jackman level.

30
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You know, not perfect,
but "Damn!"

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So, here we go.

32
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Am I sending it too early?

33
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I hate to be
on the top of the pile.

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You always throw out
the first pancake.

35
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I'm not sure
it works that way.

36
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Yeah, when your mom
makes pancakes,

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we sometimes throw out
all of them.

38
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Really? Now?
Pick your moments.

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Okay.

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Hello, future.

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Ah! Oh, no.

42
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I hit the semicolon.

43
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Think it's a sign
that I should wait?

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(KEYBOARD CLICKS)
Taking too long.

45
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Good luck.
Let's go.

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Fudge?
Oh, thank you.

47
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If she can get here
by 10:00, I'll see her.

48
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Fine, I'll hold.

49
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Hey, Allison, you want to
try my vegan fudge?

50
00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,491
No time.
Super slammed today.

51
00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,759
Wow, who doesn't
want vegan fudge?

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Anybody with a mouth.

53
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Ugh.

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By the way, I am
the bearer of sad tidings.

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Due to
budgetary constraints,

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the Welltopia holiday party
has been canceled.

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Oh. Come on.
Son of a barley!

58
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Hey, don't blame me.
I'm only the messenger.

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And the guy
who canceled it.

60
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Well, at least we still
have secret Santa.

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Allison, you in?

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Oh, I don't know
if I'll have time.

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It's all right. We knew you
weren't gonna do it anyway.

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Yeah, no problem.

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I mean, as they say,
the less, the merrier.

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Oh! Speaking of
Christmas shopping,

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I haven't gotten
Eric's present yet.

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Oof, I am in
the same boat with Connor,

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and it is so stressful.

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Bam! Sweater.

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(LAUGHS) I've had my eye
on this bad boy for weeks.

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It's one of those big
snuggly fisherman sweaters.

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Okay, it's mostly
for me to wear.

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But he gets to
see me in it.

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I should get him
that bra I want.

76
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I wish it was that easy
to buy for Connor.

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Yeah, his gifts are so much
better than mine.

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Last Easter,
I got him candy.

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Like, candy, right?

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He adopted, in my name,
100 live bunnies,

81
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rescued from
children's Easter baskets,

82
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and paid for them to
live out their days

83
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happily frolicking
at Camp Nibbles.

84
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It's like he reads my soul.

85
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Yeah, that sounds
like voodoo.
I don't like that.

86
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14 patients
in 8 1/2 hours.

87
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Wow, that's a lot of neediness
for one person to absorb.

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I'm used to it.

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(LAUGHS)

90
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Yeah, I'm a handful.

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Hey, you know how Welltopia
canceled the holiday party?

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I was thinking
we should host it.

93
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What?
No. Why?

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'Cause everyone here
sees me as all business.

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You are.

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They assumed I wasn't
gonna do secret Santa.

97
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You weren't.

98
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I just want them to see
that worker bee Allison
isn't the whole story.

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But it is.

100
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Seriously, I want them
to see fun Allison.

101
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Yeah, I remember her
from before we got married.

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I know you're fun,
but I also know you take
on too much.

103
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You need to use this
week off to recharge.

104
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I know you think a party
will be more work,

105
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but I promise
I'll take care of everything.

106
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Sure, but who's gonna
take care of you?

107
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Me, by shutting down
this party idea.

108
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Allison, you have a walk in.
You want to take her?

109
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No, no.
She doesn't want to take...

110
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It's okay, I'll see her.
Oh, Damona.

111
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The holiday party's back on.

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Ken and I are gonna host it.

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Thanks, Dr. Ken!
You are the best!

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Actually, it was my idea.

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I have ideas like that
all the time.

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Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

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Bring Eric,
assuming he likes fun.

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Okay.

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So, the librarian
asked you to play Santa
for the kids' party?

120
00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,207
Why?

121
00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,442
Isn't it obvious?

122
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Because I'm so jolly.

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Do the laugh, Grandpa.

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(STERNLY) Ho.

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And Dave will be my elf.

126
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It's just a question of
which elf costume I wear.

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Am I Legolas from
Lord of the Rings

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or Dobby from
Harry Potter?

129
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Don't nerd this up.

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You're a regular
North Pole elf, okay?

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Sure, if you want
to lean into the cliche.

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So, what are you gonna wear
to our party on Friday?

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Jeans and a cute top,
but with a different

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house over it,
'cause I'll be at Tammy's.

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She's having people over.

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Ooh, Allison, you can't
compete with that.

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Tammy's parents
have a hot tub.

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We're not canceling.

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(SIGHS) It started as just
people from work.

140
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Now they're all bringing
plus-ones.

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Even Pat scared up a friend.

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Who's he bringing?

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I don't know.
Curt something.

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Hang on, you mean his friend
Curt from high school?

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I guess. I can't imagine Pat
having more than one friend.

146
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That guy is, like,
the Dean of Admissions
at Stanford.

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Mom, uninvite them.
We can't risk having a party

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that isn't up to
Stanford standards.

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Stanford's not gonna
reject you because your mom

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threw a bad party,
and I'm not gonna throw
a bad party.

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I'm fun.

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But are you
Stanford-caliber fun?

153
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Can you throw a party
worthy of Google co-founder

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Larry Page
or actress Sigourney Weaver?

155
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We're gonna have
meatballs.

156
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Well, there's always
community college.

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(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

158
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Hey, hon, need a hand?

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Actually, I do have one
party-related job for you.

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You realize "need a hand's"
just an expression, right?

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Okay, I know you're not
on board with the party,

162
00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:04,925
but maybe that would change
if you became

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the party entertainment.

164
00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,562
(GASPS) Comedy?

165
00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,297
I was thinking
more Christmas music.

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Oh, my God.

167
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Really? Ooh!

168
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I mean, everyone already
knows me for my stand-up.

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Everybody?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Just watch their jaws drop
when I tickle these ivories.

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* Moe Tannenbaum,
Moe Tannenbaum

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* The head of radiology

174
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Make sure we invite Moe.

175
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Oh, there's always
this Christmas classic.

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* Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an... *

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(LAUGHS)

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I don't think I'll be able
to get through that one.

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(LAUGHING)
Oh, my God.

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* Jingle...
Nope.

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Come here for a second.
I need your opinion.

182
00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,846
What's up?

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00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,714
Connor's Christmas gift.

184
00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,415
What do you think?

185
00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,719
The Complete Works
of Walt Whitman

186
00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,055
and the biography
of Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

187
00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,289
Uh-huh, yeah.

188
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,660
Because he loves the phrase
"poetic justice."

189
00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,761
Huh?

190
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,298
Okay, poetic.

191
00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,768
Justice.

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00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,839
(SIGHS) I know.
It's terrible.

193
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,008
I just... I'm trying to do
what he does and be personal

194
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and clever,
and it is hopeless.

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Don't worry about trying
to top what he gets you.

196
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,881
I just... I really
want to make this Christmas

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special for him.

198
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He's not working right now,
and he can't afford

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to fly home to Virginia
to see his mom,
who, fun fact,

200
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,254
is also named Virginia.

201
00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,658
Yeah. And Connor is
very attached to Virginia.

202
00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:45,859
His mother, not the state.

203
00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,427
The state he could take
or leave, which he did.

204
00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,564
But he's sad about
not seeing her, and I just...

205
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,765
just wanted
to cheer him up.

206
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,634
Okay, well,
there's your gift.

207
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,469
Fly Connor's mom
out for Christmas.

208
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,873
(SCOFFS)
That's amazing.

209
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,274
(LAUGHS)

210
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,677
Yeah, yeah, I'll... I'll...
I'll get her here
Friday night,

211
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,146
and I'll present her
to Connor at the party.

212
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,315
Yeah!
It's so good!

213
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,655
Well, time to go
spread some cheer.

214
00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,424
We went traditional
with our costumes,

215
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,794
except Grandpa refuses
to wear the belly.

216
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,396
Morbidly obese Santa
is a bad role model

217
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,465
for lazy American kids.

218
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,400
Bowl full of jelly?

219
00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,569
I don't think so.
Let's go.

220
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,973
Okay.

221
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,475
Figured out what
I'm gonna open with tonight.

222
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,611
Wait, what's
happening here?

223
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,847
Is Dad playing at the party?

224
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,316
* Deck the halls with
boughs of copays *

225
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,852
Am I right?
Am I right?

226
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,688
(LAUGHS)
It's a medical audience.

227
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,522
It'll kill.

228
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,826
Dad, I will give you $1,000
not to play tonight.

229
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,961
Sweet, paid gig.

230
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,229
* Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la *

231
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,632
Ken, Ken!
Did you forget to buy ice?

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00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,300
I've been working
on my music, Allison.

233
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,502
I mean, you don't ask
Yo-Yo Ma to put out

234
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:05,305
a bunch of folding chairs
for his concerts.

235
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,907
That's more than fair.

236
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,475
Go buy ice.

237
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,411
Fine, but if my fingers get
numb, that's on you, girl.

238
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,646
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

239
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,981
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

240
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,785
Hi!
Merry Christmas!

241
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,653
Happy holidays!
Come on in.

242
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,921
Hello. Just a sec.

243
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,323
Make yourselves at home,
everyone, and tonight,

244
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,458
drink responsibly means
your responsible

245
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,694
for helping finish all of it.

246
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,061
(LAUGHS)

247
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,629
I'm fun.

248
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,733
Yeah, what's going on?

249
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,768
Happy holidays,
young Park.

250
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,136
And thanks
for inviting me.

251
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,039
Uh-huh, yeah.
Where's the Stanford guy?

252
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,909
Curt said he'd meet me here,
to which I quipped,

253
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,276
"You already know me."

254
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,479
I didn't think you had
to be there.

255
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,881
I guess I was wrong.

256
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,217
Hey.

257
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,785
I'll be back
in two minutes.

258
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,154
One of our patients
just attempted suicide.

259
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,288
What?

260
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,326
(SIGHS)

261
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,495
It's Gary Fleiss.
He's at the hospital.

262
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,864
Acetaminophen overdose.

263
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,465
I just saw him.
Is he stable?

264
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,001
Yes.
I've been treating him
for depression,

265
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,603
but I never thought...
I better go.

266
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,405
Look, I know it's
your instinct to go,

267
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,275
but even still, you're
entitled to a night off.

268
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,509
Gary needs me.

269
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,746
Okay, this is what I mean
about burning yourself out.

270
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,314
Patient care suffers
when doctors over work.

271
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,450
It also suffers
when they don't show up.

272
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,786
But you're part of
the Welltopia team now.

273
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,488
Dr. Mendlove is on call.
Let him take care of it.

274
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,891
Mendlove doesn't know Gary
as well as I do.

275
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,993
He doesn't
just need a doctor.

276
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,694
He needs a friend.

277
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,067
(DOOR CLOSES)

278
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,181
His name is Lucas,
and he wants a Pokemon.

279
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,049
Santa will bring you
a ball.

280
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,184
Next.

281
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,488
Santa, I want
Call of Duty IV.

282
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,256
Video game?
No.

283
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,557
Santa will bring you
a ball.

284
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,327
Run around outside,
get exercise. Next.

285
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,264
Does he even know
who Santa Claus is?

286
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,066
It's anyone's guess.

287
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,238
I don't know
what I was doing, Doc.

288
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,573
Everything just felt
so overwhelming.

289
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,243
Gary, I told you if it
gets like that, call me.

290
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,377
You have my cell.

291
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,079
Yeah, I should've.

292
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,481
Instead I took
a handful of pills.

293
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,517
I knew right away
it was a mistake,

294
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,852
so I called the ambulance.

295
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,821
I'm sorry for being
such a bother.

296
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,389
It's no bother.
You're my patient.

297
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,991
Hey, he's mine, too.

298
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,193
Stop bogarting Gary, man.

299
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,428
You came.

300
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,696
Well, as a wise doctor
once told me,

301
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,698
sometimes you don't
just need a doctor,

302
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,167
you need a friend.

303
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,871
So, do you have any
nausea or abdominal pain?

304
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,740
Not anymore.
I think it's all
out of my system.

305
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,443
And on the floor
of the ambulance.

306
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,611
(LAUGHS)
Well, vomiting's good, Gary.

307
00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,813
It's the body's
way of saying,

308
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,781
"Don't order sushi
in Bakersfield."

309
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,283
(LAUGHS)

310
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,652
His blood work and liver
function tests are normal.

311
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,820
Oh, that's great.

312
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,022
Okay, well,
we'll check these
again tomorrow

313
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,158
and the next day,
but medically speaking,

314
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,826
you're stable
and clear to go home.

315
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,898
It doesn't feel
much like home anymore.

316
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,668
It's been two years
to the day since
my wife passed away.

317
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,470
It's tough enough
to lose someone,

318
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,372
but when it happens
over Christmas,

319
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,140
it's that much tougher.

320
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,844
But thanks to you guys,
I'll be okay.

321
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,780
Sorry to pull you away
from what seems like

322
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,682
it was a nice evening.

323
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,587
Well, they did
clear you to leave,

324
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,423
but that doesn't mean
you have to go home.

325
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,127
We're inviting you
to our party.

326
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,362
Oh!
I did not get that at all.

327
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,764
(CHUCKLES)

328
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,004
All I really want for
Christmas is for my mommy
and daddy

329
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,373
to love each other and to
stop fighting all the time.

330
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,542
My name is Santa,
not Dr. Phil.

331
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,877
You get a ball.
Next.

332
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,316
My name's Erin,
and I don't want a ball.

333
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,051
Okay, no ball.

334
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,685
You get book.
Next.

335
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,421
I like Sassy Cassie books,

336
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,189
like Sassy Cassie's
Fashion Show.

337
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,558
How about
Sassy Cassie Study's Math,

338
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,928
Get High-Paying Job
in Tech Sector?"

339
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,896
That book
doesn't sound fun.

340
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,299
Fun? Lazy American kids
always want fun.

341
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,236
U.S. children...
45th in reading
and math scores.

342
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,438
How much fun is that?

343
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,707
Okay, let's all thank Santa
for coming tonight.

344
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,276
He needs to get back
to the North Pole.

345
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,577
But there are
more children.

346
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,079
Grandpa, read the room.

347
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,313
Our work here is done.

348
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,515
I don't get it.
What's the problem?

349
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,151
Santa's not a gruff guy

350
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,053
telling everybody
what they're doing wrong.

351
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,422
He's about joy
and making people happy.

352
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,661
Dave.

353
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,930
Thank you.

354
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,231
You get ball.

355
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,339
Connor's mom's plane
landed two hours ago,

356
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,708
and she took a cab
to the wrong address in
Canoga Park.

357
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,944
Pssh! Old people.

358
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,545
So, just send another taxi.

359
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,813
That'll take forever.

360
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,482
And Virginia
doesn't trust Uber.

361
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,784
She thinks it's a form
of hitchhiking.

362
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,987
Hey, young Park,
the caterers wanted me

363
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,754
to pass on
a couple of messages.

364
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,357
First, there's
no need to panic.

365
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,260
Second, it'd be just super
if you happened to have

366
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,628
a fire extinguisher.

367
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,063
Oh, God!

368
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,999
Yeah.
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)

369
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,102
I told you this sweater
looks better on me.

370
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,869
Yeah, it does.

371
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,071
I just would've worn
another layer

372
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,339
if I'd known
you wanted it tonight.

373
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,608
(CHUCKLES)

374
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,510
Oh, hey, looks like
a whole string of lights

375
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,312
are not plugged in.
Oh, plug them in, babe.

376
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,716
(POPPING)
Oh! Oh!

377
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,452
What happened?

378
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,354
Mmm-mmm.
I ain't seen nothing.

379
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,258
Okay, people,
I'm not beat yet.

380
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,560
We're gonna pitch in
and pull this party together.

381
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,996
Connor, go buy us
a big bag of ice.

382
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,731
Okay.

383
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,467
Damona, Pat, Eric,
can you go to the kitchen

384
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,469
and help salvage
burned-up finger foods?

385
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,838
Absolutely.
Can I get a jacket?

386
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,173
Clark, organize the bar.

387
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,076
Okay, but you need to give me
complete creative control.

388
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,212
Grandpa!
Perfect.

389
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,513
You're gonna drive
to Canoga Park

390
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,116
and show Virginia
there really is a
Santa Claus!

391
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,184
I don't know
what that means.

392
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,554
Just start driving east.
I'll call you!

393
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,790
Dave, you think
you can work some elfen magic
on the fuse box?

394
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,692
I didn't win
three science fair ribbons

395
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,361
based entirely on looks.

396
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,203
Whoo!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

397
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,672
Nice job, people.
Good work pulling it together.

398
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,975
Ah, young Park.
This is my friend Curt.

399
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,145
Curt, this is
Stanford University applicant

400
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,280
Molly Park.

401
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,514
Subtle.

402
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,350
Nice to meet you.

403
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,686
So, when did you get here?

404
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,554
I came in
when the lights were out,

405
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,490
and you were marshalling
the troops.

406
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,791
Pretty impressive.

407
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,958
Really?

408
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,428
You know, we're not
a military school, per se,

409
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,531
but we've graduated
400 generals and
military leaders.

410
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,466
Mm-hmm. Not to mention
Richard Morningstar,

411
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,735
former U.S. Ambassador
to Azerbaijan.

412
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,704
You know,
to state the obvious one.

413
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,741
Mom, Dad, you're back!

414
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,743
The Stanford guy
is here.

415
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,179
Oh, you must be Gary.

416
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,880
My parents texted
you were coming.

417
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,048
Glad you could join us.

418
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,283
Me too.

419
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,684
This party
looks great.

420
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,186
Thanks.
I planned it.

421
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,754
And I saved it.

422
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,424
Thanks again
for having me.

423
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,025
Happy holidays.

424
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,793
Ooh! Meatballs!

425
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,699
I'm glad we invited him.

426
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,101
I'm glad you're awesome.

427
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,602
You managed to
take care of patients

428
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,838
and still throw
a kickass party.

429
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,206
He's not lying, Allison.

430
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,874
This is really fun.

431
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,776
You hear that?
Yeah.

432
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,978
Allison and fun
in the same sentence.

433
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,147
(LAUGHS)

434
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,881
Oh, hey, mistletoe.

435
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,817
Oh, that's a cobweb
with a leaf stuck in it.

436
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,054
Either way, coming in.

437
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,657
Oh, everybody!
Eyes here.

438
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,625
Okay, I have a little gift

439
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,128
I would like to present
to my boyfriend, Connor.

440
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,166
Merry Christmas, baby.

441
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,034
(GASPS)

442
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,204
Oh, my God!
Mom!

443
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,705
Merry Christmas, honey.

444
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,773
Oh.

445
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,442
Hi!

446
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:33,079
This is the sweetest,
most thoughtful gift
imaginable.

447
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,047
Well, you know,
I guess there's a talent
to gift giving,

448
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,616
and some of us have it.

449
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,086
(SIGHS)
Thank you.

450
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,921
And thank you.

451
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,656
That's just
what Santa does.

452
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,796
And, uh, this is
especially wonderful

453
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,866
because Mom is here
to witness my gift to you.

454
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,368
Oh.

455
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,871
(GASPS)

456
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,843
Clark...
(GASPS)

457
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,647
My love, my everything.

458
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,419
Will you marry me?

459
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,355
Yeah.
Yes?

460
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,390
I, I do. I will. Yes.

461
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,326
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

462
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,529
Damn it.
You beat me again.

463
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,334
The party I planned.

464
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,340
So, I was president of
the Spanish Club,

465
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,808
Honors Society,
and I volunteered at
my parents' HMO.

466
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,845
And I am so sorry
that charred octopus

467
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,580
is a little over-charred.
Would you rather have sushi?

468
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,748
I'd be happy to run
to Sugarfish.

469
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,849
It'll just take 20 minutes.

470
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,184
Molly, Molly, Molly,
hang on. Hang on.

471
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,986
I appreciate
your enthusiasm,

472
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,788
and you seem like
a wonderful person.

473
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,690
But, you know,
this party can't be a factor

474
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,593
in whether or not
you get into Stanford.

475
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,362
Oh, of course not.

476
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,430
But I have a good feeling.

477
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,266
Good luck.

478
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,533
Thank you.

479
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,235
Thank you so much.

480
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,206
I got a wink
and a "good luck."

481
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,642
I got a wink
and a "good luck!"

482
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,544
Whoo!

483
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:16,516
* Have yourself
a merry little Christmas

484
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:22,455
* Make the yuletide gay

485
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,090
Already covered.

486
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:32,432
* From now on, our troubles
will be miles away

487
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:42,108
* Through the years,
we'll always be together

488
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,678
* If the fates allow

489
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:53,553
* Hang a shining star

490
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,157
* Across the highest bough

491
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,859
* Ooh

492
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,928
* So

493
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,263
* Oh

494
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,467
ALL:
* Have yourself

495
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:14,441
* A merry little
Christmas now *