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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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I'm just saying, every time
you order a beet salad,

3
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you don't have to ask
the waiter,

4
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"Excuse me.
Are these beets by Dre?"

5
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I know I don't have to,

6
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but a good comedian
goes the extra mile.

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Listen.
What?

8
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This is what 3:00
sounds like.

9
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So peaceful.

10
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So, half day,
house to ourselves.

11
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

12
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We are gonna nap
so hard right now.

13
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(BOTH LAUGH)
I call little spoon.

14
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You don't have to call it
anymore. It's assumed.

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Ah!
This place is a mess.

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Does your dad have
to leave his socks

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hanging on the couch?

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Enough of your rules,
Allison.

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He can't leave his socks
on the couch.

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He can't nap in our bed.

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Has there been any talk
of an end to his "visit"?

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I thought you were in
a good place with my dad.

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Don't get me wrong.
I, I love him,

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and he saved Thanksgiving,

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but just because you're in
a good place with lasagna

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doesn't mean you want
to eat it every night.

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Well, not your lasagna.

28
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Oh, come on!
His shoes?

29
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What's with him?

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(SCOFFS) You're one to talk,
leaving your bra lying around.

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That's not my bra.

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Oh, hey.

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You two are supposed to be
at work.

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Hey, where'd...
Oh, hello.

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Uh, this is Linda.

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Linda, Ken, Allison.

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Uh, hi.
It's nice to meet you.
(STAMMERS)

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Nope. I'm a hugger.

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Oh.
(CHUCKLES)

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I got a pretty solid lead
on that bra mystery.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

42
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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(SINGSONG VOICE)
Busted.

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Dad, um,
can we talk about this?

45
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You know,
I'm just gonna...

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You... I need to...
No... No excuse.

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Sorry. I didn't think
anybody was home.

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Next time,
we'll hang out at Linda's.

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Is she that Realtor
you were with at
The Cheesecake Factory?

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Yeah.
She's my girlfriend.

51
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Girlfriend? Since when?

52
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Uh, five weeks ago,
closed on condo,

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three weeks ago,
closed on Linda.

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Great. I'm glad you're
getting out there, but, uh...

55
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Look, all I'm saying
is just, you know,

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show some consideration.
That's all.

57
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Okay, I got it, Dad.

58
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Yeah. Oh, clever,
'cause you're my dad.

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(CHUCKLES)

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But what do you say
we shut down the sex grotto?

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Or you can stay
out of my business.

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Whoa, Dad, I'm not trying
to upset you, but, um... Okay.

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If you're gonna go there,
uh, you're in my house,

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so, actually,
it is my business.

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Oh. Is that how it is?

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Oh, I didn't...
that you were still... I...

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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I'm telling you, Allison,
something's off with my dad.

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Oh. I know what you mean.
He hasn't been
himself lately.

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But that doesn't make it okay
that we walk into the house

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and find him
in the middle of...

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Go ahead.
In the middle of what?

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Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
...entertaining
a lady friend.

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BOTH: Ooh!

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You got to back
this story up.

76
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No, actually,
I was talking to Ken.

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Yeah, guys,
this is kind of personal.

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I'll fill you in
over lunch.

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(CELLPHONE DINGS)

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(GASPS) Oh, my God.

81
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Molly wants to hang out
tomorrow.

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She never does that
anymore.

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(GASPS)
I know what this is.

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She needs her Mama Bear.
Ah. Classic cub call.

85
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Well, I know you
like being needed.

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I mean,
that's why you married me.

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(CHUCKLES)

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You know what?
I'm gonna make
this special.

89
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We're gonna have
a spa day.

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(GASPS) Ooh!
Who's gonna have a spa day?

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Oh, just me and Mo...
Just, uh...
Just Allison and Molly. Yeah.

92
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But fun. Which spa?

93
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I don't know.
Burke Williams.

94
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Ooh.
What are you gonna get?
A facial, a massage?

95
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Maybe a little manicure?

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Hey, you do dishes
for a family of five

97
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and try and keep
a top coat on for more
than three days, okay?

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You are so right.
That's on us for sure.

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She does not do dishes
for a family of five.

100
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Please. They order in
like every night.

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Hey, any chance "Papa Bear"
gets in on that spa action?

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You can't.
You're taking Dave

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to the Glendale Jazz Festival,
remember?

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DR. KEN: Ah, right.

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Jazz. Rock 'n' roll's
comatose little brother.

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Hey, Ken, I couldn't help
but overhear

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that you're, uh, going
to the Glendale Jazz Festival.

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Yeah.

109
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Ah, well, slap my knee
and call me Kathy. Me, too.

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"Kathy"?

111
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You actually like jazz?

112
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Oh, yeah. Jazz and I
have a lot in common...

113
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aimless,
more loved
in another era,

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best enjoyed by drunk people
in New Orleans.

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Well, I'll see you
at the concert.

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(SCATTING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

118
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So, what is it
you wanted
to talk about?

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Nothing.
I just wanted to hang out.

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Come on.
It's Mama Bear.

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We're in the safe cave.

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Well, I'm a little unnerved
by whatever that was.

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Okay.

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Well, if anything comes up,
just let me know.

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This is our day,
just you and me.

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(GIGGLES)

127
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Hey, ladies.
Where's the party?

128
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What are you guys
doing here?

129
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Okay, okay, so, you mentioned
a spa day yesterday.
Mm-hmm.

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And you know that thing where
somebody says, "Banana,"

131
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and then somebody else says,
"Banana," and you just...

132
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you think to yourself,
"Oh, my God, I want a banana"?

133
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Well, that happened.

134
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He's drunk.
We both are, but just...

135
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No, just a little bit.
Just, like, brunch drunk.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

137
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(MUSIC STOPS)
(APPLAUSE)

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Whoo! Whoo!

139
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All right, Dave,
let's go, buddy.

140
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(MUSIC RESUMES)

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Each one of these guys
gets a solo?

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I've got to be back at work
next week.

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Dad, I feel like jazz
might not be your thing.

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What? No.

145
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(CHUCKLING)
Who needs structure?

146
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Run free, music! Run free!

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If you want to go,
maybe Pat can take me home.

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Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

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I wouldn't mind,

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'cause you're kind of
harshing our jazz buzz

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with your downer vibes.

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I don't know.

153
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I feel like
I should stick around.

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Oh, even the bass
gets a solo?

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Have fun, guys.

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So...

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Being a kid...

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How's that going?

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We can just listen
to the music.

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Excellent.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

162
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Dad, what are you doing?

163
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Moving out.

164
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Linda and I decided
to live together.

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After three weeks?

166
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What do you even know
about this woman?

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I don't know.

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She's pretty.
Oh, and she likes mermaids.

169
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Okay, so, you're moving in
with someone you barely know?

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I know she said she'd
love to have me,
unlike some people.

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What?

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You said the other day,
"This is my house."

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You're right.

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You and Allison
don't want me.

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I'm a burden.

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Okay, calm down, Dad.
That's not true.

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Oh, yeah?
I heard you talking about me.

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"When is he gonna leave?"

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Huh?

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Son, I get it.

181
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I'm not the easiest guy
to have around.

182
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I butt in, have card games
without asking.

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I get on
everybody's nerves.

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You'll be happier
without me.

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This isn't like you, Dad.
What's wrong?

186
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Nothing's wrong.
What's wrong with you?

187
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Look, we... (SIGHS)
We do want you here.

188
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It's just a boundary issue.
That's all.

189
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No boundary issues
if I'm not here.

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Problem solved.

191
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But Dad,
can I just say one thing?

192
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What?
You packed our remote.

193
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I know. It's universal.
Linda's is broken.

194
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I don't pack randomly.

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Dad...
(DOOR CLOSES)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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Mm. Ah.

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Excuse me. Hi.

200
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Not to be all cliche,
but is this seat taken?

201
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Well, not to be
all eager,

202
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but, thank God, no.
Please sit down.

203
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So, are you guys
enjoying the show?

204
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Does Squash Perkins
blow a stanky oboe?

205
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That's a jazzy "yes."
(CHUCKLES)

206
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Oh, you two
are so cute together.

207
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,109
Ah?

208
00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,376
Thank you.

209
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,979
Oh, I'm a single parent,
too, and I also adopted.

210
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,514
My son's with his grandma
right now,

211
00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,716
just in case
you were wondering,

212
00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,784
"What's Megan doing alone
at a jazz festival

213
00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,886
"talking to a cute guy
and his son?"

214
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,924
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

215
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,793
I assumed that
you were adopted
and you were his father.

216
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,695
I thought
we were in the same boat.

217
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,033
Well, ahoy...

218
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...is my nautical way
of saying he is
definitely my son.

219
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(LAUGHS)
What do you say?

220
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(CHUCKLES)

221
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Ah.
May I have a word
with you, Dad?

222
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Sure.

223
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Uh, well, uh,
permission to go ashore?

224
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Uh, granted.

225
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(BOTH LAUGH)

226
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Ah.

227
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:47,988
What?

228
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,357
What was that?

229
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,925
What? Look, I panicked,
all right?

230
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,861
I thought it would
make her like me,

231
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,996
and I think I like her,
so could you just play along?

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(SIGHS) Fine.
I'll be your wing-boy.

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Ah, great.

234
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Ooh.
(LAUGHS) Grr!

235
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,305
But please,
no more noogies.

236
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,840
Don't talk back
to your dad.

237
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,541
(MUSIC PLAYING)

238
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,412
Would you like
a callous remover?
I'm good.

239
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,116
No. She needs it.
Sand them, Vivian.

240
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,189
Well, another
boundary trampled.

241
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:25,425
Remind me to invite them
to my next mammogram.

242
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,260
I thought you liked
Clark and Damona.

243
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,461
That's not the point.

244
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,430
At work, anytime
something personal comes up,

245
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,699
it's like
we're on a talk show...

246
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,834
and not even a one-on-one,
like with Ellen.

247
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,836
They're a frickin' panel.

248
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,404
Well,
think of it this way...

249
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,472
you're new, and
they're trying to show
you they like you.

250
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,075
It's like when a cat
brings you a dead mouse,

251
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,343
except instead of
a dead mouse,

252
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,878
it's unsolicited advice
about your feet.

253
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,214
Although,
he wasn't wrong.

254
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,384
But if you accept
the dead mouse

255
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,753
instead of always
putting up walls,

256
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,387
they'll know
you like them, too.

257
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,991
You're pretty insightful.

258
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,993
I am my mother's daughter.

259
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,729
So what else you got?

260
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,363
I'm in the zone.
Hit me.

261
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,066
No, no, no, no.
We're here to relax.

262
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,701
Okay.

263
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,738
(BOTH SIGH)

264
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,740
Okay, since I moved
to the HMO,

265
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,442
I feel like I'm stuck
in this giant bureaucracy.

266
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,910
Instead of spending
more time with patients,

267
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,512
I have to go to meetings,
constant meetings.

268
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,948
Need a vacation day?
Meeting.

269
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,182
Out of toilet paper?
Meeting.

270
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,251
Need to schedule a meeting?
Meeting.

271
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,287
I had to be in early Monday
for a meeting meeting!

272
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,356
And on top of that...
(LAUGHS)

273
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:32,492
Yo, we just took another
couple's couples massage.

274
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,595
Yeah, so, if anyone asks,
we're the Del Toros.

275
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,897
(MUSIC PLAYING)

276
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,668
Hey, Allison,
I didn't want to bother you,

277
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,404
but Clark and Damona aren't
available for some reason.

278
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,174
Anyway, my dad and I
got into a thing

279
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,843
and it escalated
and he moved out

280
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,713
and went to live with that...
that Realtor.

281
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,850
I don't know
what his deal is.

282
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,019
Even worse,
he made off with our remote.

283
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:02,255
Yeah. I tried to
distract myself
by watching TV,

284
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,691
but I had to get up like five
times to change the channel,

285
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,327
and... and my hammies
are on fire.

286
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,528
I don't know what to do.

287
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,965
Wait. I do know
what to do.

288
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,633
I got to get him back.

289
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,168
I also got try to get
my remote back, too,

290
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,503
but no promises.
Got to pick my battles.

291
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,238
Oh, and we're out of yogurt.
Love you. Bye.

292
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,611
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

293
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,748
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

294
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,183
That was something.

295
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,853
Wow. Well, it was great
getting to know you.

296
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,423
Oh, hey, uh, why
don't we stick around,
order some dinner?

297
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,958
Oh, I'd love to.

298
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,392
You sure
you guys don't have plans?

299
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,295
No, no, no.
Um, Dave's game got canceled.

300
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,131
Did it ever.

301
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,532
Great. I'd love to.

302
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,667
Let me just check in
with my son first.
(CHUCKLES)

303
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,402
That sounds like something
I'd do.

304
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,471
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

305
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,041
Oh, boy.

306
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,475
Seriously? Dinner?

307
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,810
Oh, come on, Dave.

308
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,846
It's not every day
that a pretty woman
at a jazz festival

309
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,581
likes me for having
an adopted Asian child.

310
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,884
But how are we gonna
pull this off?

311
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:07,187
It'll be just like jazz.
We improvise.

312
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,589
And then at a certain point,
you're gonna go home, and...

313
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,091
And I'm gonna do my solo.

314
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,662
Fine, but I just have to text
my dad to make sure it's okay.

315
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,231
All right.
Remind him I'm his boss.

316
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,702
(SIGHS) Hey.
Hey. (CHUCKLES)

317
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:23,803
So, Dave,
your game got canceled.

318
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:24,905
What sport
are you playing?

319
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,874
Uh, Little League.
Mm-hmm.

320
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,341
Oh, Jesse plays
Little League, too,

321
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,577
but, you know,
during baseball season.

322
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,947
Yeah, well,
he meant Little League...

323
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,682
Fencing.
...fencing!

324
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,650
There's a fencing league?

325
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,820
It's little.
Yeah.
Thus, little league.

326
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,656
Am I right?

327
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,092
(CHUCKLES)

328
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,931
The parking is ridiculous,
the elevators are slow...

329
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,166
thank you...
and in the cafeteria,

330
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,834
they write "tacos"
with an apostrophe

331
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:58,605
like there's someone named
Taco and something
belongs to him.

332
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,841
It's okay, Mom.
I get it.

333
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,411
All but one of those things
seem really hard.

334
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,379
I guess I'm just wondering

335
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,681
if joining the HMO
was the right move.

336
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,151
Are you kidding?
It was definitely
the right thing.

337
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,285
Really?

338
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,586
Yeah. When you were
in private practice,

339
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,788
we never got to see you.
You were always on call.

340
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,992
Now, when you're off,
you're off, like today,

341
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,327
and we get to spend it
together.

342
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,730
I'm going to college soon,
and I'll miss this.

343
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,099
Oh, honey.

344
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,835
My little cub
has become a mama bear.

345
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,337
(CHUCKLES)

346
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,804
Mm.

347
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,241
I can't find my slipper.

348
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,878
What's happening here?

349
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,981
Oh, we're not...

350
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,515
You know what, Clark?

351
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,684
My amazing daughter
was helping me realize

352
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,119
that, by moving to the HMO,

353
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,588
she and I can spend more
quality time together.

354
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,257
Yeah, I feel like
that's something

355
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,925
you guys should keep
between you.

356
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,162
We have a situation.
What?

357
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,896
The actual Del Toros
showed up.

358
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,632
(GASPS)
Girls, bye.

359
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,368
(MUSIC PLAYING)

360
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,835
(LAUGHS)

361
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,912
Ken.

362
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,981
What are you doing here?

363
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,915
I need to talk to you.

364
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,350
Are you alone?

365
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,254
Yeah, Linda's showing a house
in Tarzana, priced to sell.

366
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,156
Should be multiple offers.

367
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,432
Damn.

368
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,168
She really does
like mermaids.

369
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,239
Look, I'm sorry
we hurt your feelings.

370
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,307
That's on us.

371
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,642
We weren't trying
to push you away.

372
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,477
I mean, you're a big part
of our lives.

373
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,147
You helped Dave
adjust to middle school.

374
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,982
You were a hero
on Thanksgiving.

375
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,118
And you're Molly and Dave's
favorite grandparent.

376
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,519
You're by no means
a burden.

377
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:56,389
So, please...come back?

378
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,596
I don't know.

379
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,737
You've been
really sensitive

380
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,040
and irritable
and all over the place.

381
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,141
What's going on?

382
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:22,449
I'm in my 70s,
living in my
son's guest room.

383
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:26,153
It's not where I thought
I'd be at this
point in my life.

384
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:31,558
I'm independent guy,
not some feeble old man.

385
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,761
I know what this is.

386
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,664
I've seen it before
in some of my patients.

387
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,268
You're having what's called
a later-life crisis.

388
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,403
Crisis?
No. I don't have crisis.

389
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:47,607
No. It's just a term.
It's common
as people get older.

390
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,810
You're a little lost,
lonely.

391
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,612
You're feeling the loss
of your marriage.

392
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,218
I know things weren't perfect
with your mother,

393
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:03,590
but at least with her...
I knew who I was.

394
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,128
I don't like
feeling this way.

395
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,429
It's not fun.

396
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:13,233
I know, but
you're gonna get through it,

397
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,435
and you'll find yourself
again.

398
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:20,607
And in the meanwhile,
why not do it with us...

399
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,876
and, most importantly,
with me?

400
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,579
What about you guys
complaining about me?

401
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,082
Hey, if people
who got complained about

402
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,918
weren't allowed in
the house, I'd be the
first one on the curb.

403
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,988
(BOTH LAUGH)

404
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:38,958
Let's go home.

405
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,693
Yes, sir.

406
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,796
Besides, this place
is terrible.

407
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,499
Mermaids everywhere,
but no Wi-Fi.

408
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,535
I ain't got time for that.

409
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,603
And Linda's gonna be okay
with you leaving?

410
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,872
Yeah.
I play hard to get.

411
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,475
Makes her crazy.

412
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,076
Uh, crazier.

413
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,146
(LAUGHS)

414
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,482
Oh, let me.

415
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,726
Thanks.

416
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,962
So, how old was Dave
when he came to live with you?

417
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,297
Uh, four.
One.

418
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,032
4 and 1.

419
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,334
Which is 5.

420
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,403
Yeah. 5 months.
He was 5... 5 months.

421
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,373
Ah, shrimp, son?

422
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,874
I really shouldn't,

423
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,310
you know,
because I'm deathly allergic.

424
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,878
Ah, it's just a little one.
Come on.

425
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,380
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you kidding me?

426
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,714
What?

427
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,249
I'm sorry, but right now
you are acting

428
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,651
like a terrible parent,
and for me,
that is a red flag.

429
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,220
Oh.

430
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,089
Well, good news...
he's not my kid.

431
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,493
See?
I'm not a bad parent.

432
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,495
I'm just a bad liar.

433
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:52,131
Ugh. Why do I keep meeting
these creeps?

434
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:55,202
First I'm infertile,
and now this?

435
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,836
Being Megan is the worst.

436
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,072
Aw, Megan, come on.
Oh, creep!

437
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,409
Megan... Uh...

438
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,744
Ohh.

439
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,646
(BOTH SIGH)

440
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,682
Well, I think we both knew
how that song was gonna end.

441
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,050
(GROANS)

442
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,620
You don't have to pretend
to have an adopted Asian son

443
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,455
to get people to like you.

444
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,424
Thanks, Dave.

445
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,892
No one's ever said that
to me before.

446
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:25,365
I guess I just want to be
in a relationship, you know?

447
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,167
Sometimes I even think
about having kids.

448
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:32,372
But after today's
cluster-munch...

449
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,376
Well, you're responsible
enough that my dad
trusted you me.

450
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,010
True.

451
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,879
And while you don't have
all the qualities

452
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,914
I've come to associate
with a father,

453
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,517
like petulance
and unchecked narcissism...

454
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,421
...I think
you'd be a great dad.

455
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,190
Well, thanks, Dave.
Thanks a lot.

456
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,625
Yeah, maybe you're right.

457
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,827
Maybe there is hope for me
as a parent yet.

458
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,928
(CHUCKLES)

459
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,029
Oh, shrimp?

460
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,465
Oh, right, not your thing.

461
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,932
Right, right.

462
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,670
Can you turn it down?

463
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,737
Oh, sure.

464
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,942
(BUTTON CLICKING)

465
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,349
You just
made it brighter.

466
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,884
Oh, damn it.

467
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,688
Looking for this?

468
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,190
(DOOR CLOSES)

469
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,627
I, uh, stopped off
and got you new batteries.

470
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,562
Thanks.

471
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,898
No. Thank you.

472
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,935
(SIGHS)

473
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,971
You know what?

474
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,907
It's the right thing
that he's back here.

475
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,575
Sure you're okay
with this?

476
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,278
Yeah, I'm fine,
'cause today I realized

477
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,848
it feels pretty great when
your kid wants to be with you.

478
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,149
And I'm never
gonna be the one

479
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,818
to take that feeling
away from your dad.

480
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,521
Aww, thanks.

481
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,756
It's been a weird day.

482
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,525
I was there for my dad.

483
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,792
Molly was there for you.

484
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,161
I guess sometimes
the universe shifts,

485
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,331
and our roles flow
in reverse, you know?

486
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,333
Okay, that's enough
hippie tea for you.

487
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,737
Hey, daddios.

488
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,172
Dave! How was
the jazz festival?

489
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,875
Great, then odd,
then fun.

490
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,710
Dave, do you think
when I'm old,

491
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,145
you'd want me
to come live with you?

492
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,848
Of course, Dad.
But don't say anything to Pat.

493
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,316
I made the same promise
to him.

494
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,818
'Night.

495
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,219
(SCATTING)