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Mom, I can't talk
about this right now.

2
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No, that's...[DOOR OPENS]

3
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Yes, absolutely.
Ken will be fine with it.

4
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We'll see you Thursday.

5
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Okay, bye.

6
00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,755
Are we having people over
on Thanksgiving?

7
00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,583
'Cause my butt's got
a date with this couch,

8
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and it's too late
to cancel.

9
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No, listen.

10
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I know we talked about
not doing anything for
Thanksgiving.

11
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Oh, no.

12
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That was my mom,

13
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and they really want us
to drive up this year.

14
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Allison, no,
it's not their turn.

15
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We have a system.
Respect the system.

16
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Well, your parents
aren't hosting.

17
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Yeah, because of their
Bell Biv Di-vorce.

18
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You've got to stop
calling it that.

19
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I will when it stops
being fresh.

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I was just so
looking forward

21
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to staying home
and doing nothing.

22
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I know you're tired,

23
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but we haven't been
up to Santa Barbara

24
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to see their new house.
It's been months.

25
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We all looked at it
on Zillow.

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I get it.
They have avocado trees.

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Ken, I really want us
to go see them.

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It's important to me
and it's important to the kids

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and it should be important
to you.

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[SIGHS] Fine.
We'll go.

31
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I'll buckle up for a nice,
long medical chat
with your groovy dad.

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He's just trying
to connect with you.

33
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He's always sending me
articles to read.

34
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"Hey, Ken,
did you check out

35
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"that killer
randomized control trial

36
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"about how they're finding
new uses for statins?"

37
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Oh, are we imitating
dads now?

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[IMITATING D.K.]
Ken, I live with you now.

39
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Hope you like smell of curry
and cigars and Aqua Velva.

40
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[LAUGHING]

41
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My dad's not all gruff
like that.

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[NORMAL VOICE] Please.
At our wedding, he gave me

43
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a "Welcome to the family"
handshake.

44
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I'd take that over one
of Jerry's full-body hugs.

45
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"Bring it in, babe.

46
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"Lengthy hugs have been known
to reduce blood pressure.

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"Ooh, yes!"

48
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And then if the drunk guy
we had bet on was able

49
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to knock the other drunk guy
unconscious,

50
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everyone in the alley
would pay my father a dollar.

51
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Clark, what's your favorite
Thanksgiving tradition?

52
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Well, you know,
mine's not quite as...
Hemingway-esque.

53
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But when I was little,
on Thanksgiving,

54
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my family would always sing

55
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that Doobie Brothers' song,
Black Water.

56
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Oh, yeah.
That funky Dixieland song.

57
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Yes.

58
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Was that song significant
in some way?

59
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Uh, yes, Allison.

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They sang it on
Thanksgiving. Keep up.

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I don't know why that song.

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Maybe because
our only boom box player

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had that tape stuck in it
for three years.

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Yeah. Yeah,
that's probably why.

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Anyway, to this day,
whenever I hear Black Water,

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it just takes me back
to some of the best moments
of my childhood.

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Oh, instead of
mashed potatoes,

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my mom would make
baked potatoes.

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Damn it.
I knew I should've gone first.

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Funemployed boyfriend
alert.

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He's here
because he can be!

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Yay!Yay!

73
00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:04,749
So, what's everyone
doing tomorrow?

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00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,621
Ah, I'm just gonna see
what comes up.

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Does something usually
"come up" on Thanksgiving?

76
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Well, Allison,

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you got to live
the life you want,

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not the life you have.

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I learned that from one of my
dad's drunkest fighters.

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Well, that is...

81
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What about you guys?

82
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Well, Clark is going
to serve dinner

83
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at the homeless
shelter downtown,
and I'm gonna join him.

84
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I already told you,
you don't have to come.

85
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You should go
to your sister's.

86
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And I told you
I am coming and that
my sister is a chore.

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[LAUGHING]

88
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Ya got burnt,
Clark's boyfriend's sister.

89
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Actually, they could use
help down there if
any of you...

90
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I'm in! See, Allison?

91
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Something came up.

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Damona,
do you want to join us?

93
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Yeah, sure.
Um, can I bring Eric?

94
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You guys don't already
have plans?

95
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Oh, he has plans.

96
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His plans are to do
what I tell him.

97
00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,895
Ooh, you made
your berry crumble.

98
00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,288
I can rumble
with some crumble.

99
00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,463
No, you can't.

100
00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:07,943
But I rhymed.

101
00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,727
Even still.
Do me a favor.

102
00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,468
Put it in the car
when you pack your stuff.

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[CLICKS TONGUE]
Ken do. 'Cause I'm Ken.

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Got it.

105
00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,477
Dave?

106
00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,479
You think you might have
a Pokemon Goproblem?

107
00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:23,741
No.

108
00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,395
How'd I get in the kitchen?

109
00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,661
Oh, will you put
that thing away, buddy?

110
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You're the one who wanted me
to play a sport.

111
00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:34,883
Okay,
Pokemon'snot a sport.

112
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Then why
am I so dehydrated?

113
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Thank God I have the rest
of the week to recover.

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Oh, wait.

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Yeah, I know, buddy.

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We all thought
we'd be home this weekend...

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Ooh, are we talking
about not going?

118
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No, we're talking
about going.

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Oh.

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Look, I know
you're all not super excited
about this change of plans.

121
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Where'd you get that?

122
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But it's gonna be
a fun road trip.

123
00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,563
Plus,
it'll be that rare chance

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00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,869
for us to have
a family adventure,
just the four of us.

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Plans fell through.
I go with you.

126
00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,872
I call window seat.

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Back middle!

128
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Your dad's coming with us?

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Yeah.
I know what you're gonna say,

130
00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,360
so I'm gonna say it first.
Shotgun!

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00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,584
Hey.

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00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,716
Sorry we're late,
but some people would rather

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watch a football game than
to be with their girlfriend.

134
00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,199
Hey, a football game
never criticized my haircut.

135
00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,332
Why would it?
It looks like a helmet.

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00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,945
Well, great news for people
who like disasters.

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Each tablescape is supposed
to have three gourds.

138
00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,776
But some have six,
and some are gourd-less!

139
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And some... Oh, my God,
is that a pinecone?

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Yes!

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00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,741
Sorry.

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The Lions just scored
a touchdown.

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Oh, did they?

144
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Oh, my bad.
Were you recording it?

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Damona, you need
to handle this.

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Three gourds per table,
people. Can we make
that happen?

147
00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,452
Oh, honey, no,
that's not how you peel that!

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00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,888
Heidi, you're off yams!

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00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,805
I have never
seen Clark like this.

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00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,547
Me either.I like this new Clark.

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He's commanding,
authoritative,
drunk with power.

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Shut it, Pat.
Go grab some pitchers.

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Aye, Captain.
Good to be here.

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Gourds!

155
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So, how's everyone doing?
We having fun yet?

156
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This is so messed up.

157
00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,963
Yeah, but we're going, Dad,
so get onboard.

158
00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:41,531
No, this audiobook.
Tina Fey, Bossypants.

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Everybody says she's so funny.
She's no Amy Poehler.

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00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,058
Well, maybe just give it
a chance.

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00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:50,888
Oh, I'll give it a chance.
$8.95 to download?
I'll give it a big chance.

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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

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Crap!
We have to turn around.

164
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What? Why?You heard her.

165
00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:01,072
I forgot, I'm supposed to feed
Laura Diamond's fish.

166
00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,291
I agreed to do it
when I thought

167
00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:03,466
we were staying home
this weekend.

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00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,728
[SIGHS]

169
00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,904
Okay, I got a hold
of my friend Luke.

170
00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:10,168
He's away skiing,
but said his little brother
might be able to help.

171
00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,648
Molly,
can I use your charger?

172
00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,824
I'm running low,
and I just spotted a Poliwag.

173
00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:16,348
I'm in the middle of a life
or death situation, here.

174
00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,525
It's just fish.That's just Pokemon!

175
00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,918
Guys, please!
I'm no longer asking
for fun.

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00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,267
I just want to get there,
okay?

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00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,313
[SIGHS]

178
00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,228
[SCOFFS]
Damn it.

179
00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,839
Why are we stopping?

180
00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,493
[SIGHS]
Traffic.

181
00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:33,148
Great.
Now we're never
gonna get there.

182
00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,802
[SARCASTICALLY]
Oh, no.

183
00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,283
[NORMAL VOICE] Sorry.
I meant to mumble that.

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00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,859
Damona.

185
00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,644
Could you hold up
your right hand?

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00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,255
Okay, good.

187
00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,691
Tell me,
did you learn that

188
00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,388
after I said
drinks go on the right?

189
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,785
Just so you know,
I also punch with my right.

190
00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,746
Come on, people.
Let's get it together!

191
00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:08,183
You heard him, people.
Let's get it together!Pitchers, Pat.

192
00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,489
Si, Jefe.

193
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,057
Oh. Oh.
I'm sorry.

194
00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,277
Are we about to get another
update on the Lions?

195
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,888
Oh, did you want one?
'Cause you weren't clear on
whether you're recording it.

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00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:19,934
I am not.

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00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,239
Oh.
Then they're up by three.

198
00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:27,028
I don't know
what you want, man.

199
00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:29,378
I want place settings
that don't look like

200
00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:32,903
the bastard child
of chaos and despair!

201
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,470
Unbelievable.
[MUTTERING]

202
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,647
Hey.
How's it going?

203
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,475
Bad. We didn't come
all the way down here

204
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,737
to get yelled at
by Clark.

205
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:41,912
Yeah,
I got Damona for that.

206
00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,262
Shut your ass up.

207
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,438
I'm going to go say something
to Clark right now.

208
00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:49,398
No, no, no, no, no.
I should talk to him.

209
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:50,573
[SIGHS]
Let me.

210
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,140
Okay, well, you tell him

211
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,576
if he keeps
treating us this way,

212
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,751
we're out of here.

213
00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,057
Right, baby?
You say right.

214
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,449
Right.

215
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:03,847
[SIGHS] Waze says
there's an accident up ahead.

216
00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,458
It could be an hour
before they clear it.

217
00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:09,766
Simon,
the key to the Diamonds'
place is on my desk.

218
00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,290
You're at my house, right?
Good.

219
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:15,206
Our spare key is under
the ugly garden gnome thing...

220
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,643
Uh, her name is Jill,

221
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,470
and she's the reason
we have perfect basil.

222
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,778
Now the alarm
is gonna go off,

223
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,476
but just type in
2-4-6-8 and it'll turn off.

224
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,958
What do you mean
you can't reach the keypad?

225
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,265
Well, grab a chair!

226
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,788
I know you're 11
and have weak arms,

227
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,224
but, Simon,
you got to try!

228
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,878
[CELLPHONE RINGS]

229
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,837
Hello?

230
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,969
This is Mary-Beth
from AMS Security.

231
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,841
Your alarm has been triggered.

232
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,278
Yeah, it's just a short kid
trying to get into the house.

233
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,977
The password is
"field hockey."

234
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,631
No, that's not it.

235
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,590
What?
Did you change it?

236
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,243
I didn't even know
we had home security.

237
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:56,508
I changed password.
"Field hockey" is too easy.

238
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,510
Aw, thanks
for keeping us safe, Papa.

239
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,296
He's not keepi...
Oh, never mind.

240
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,124
What'd you change it to?

241
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,822
Bunch of random
numbers and letters.
How am I supposed to remember?

242
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,432
Unbelievable.

243
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,870
MARY: Let me
ask you one of your
security questions.

244
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,655
What was your favorite
childhood pet?

245
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:16,267
I don't know!
My parents never let me
have pets when I was a kid!

246
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,530
That's correct, ma'am.
That's what we have here.

247
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,664
What?
So we're good?

248
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,883
We'll turn off your alarm.

249
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,972
Is there anything else
I can do for you?

250
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:28,366
Can you rescue a fish
in Tarzana?
[LAUGHS]

251
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,238
You found the key?
Great.

252
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,979
Call me the second
you get to the Diamonds'.

253
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,807
I'm hungry.Me, too.

254
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,547
Maybe it's time to bail.

255
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,723
Why don't
we just flip it around

256
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,507
and go hit Hometown Buffet?

257
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,856
Seriously?

258
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,989
Mom, can I have a piece
of the berry crumble?

259
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,512
[SIGHS]

260
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,296
Where is the crumble?

261
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,646
Ken, where's the crumble?

262
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,829
I may have left it
on the roof of the car.

263
00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,529
I asked you
to do one thing.

264
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:03,924
Look, my hands were full,
and the crumble
was surprisingly heavy.

265
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,100
I had to put it on the roof
to open the car door, and...

266
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,145
Maybe it's still up there.[SCOFFS]

267
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,843
In what universe
would...

268
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,583
Ah! It's still up there!

269
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,368
It got wedged
in the roof rack.

270
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,631
It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

271
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,634
I'll just open this, and...[SUNROOF WHIRRING]

272
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,853
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no!

273
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,427
My parents were right.

274
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,647
Your parents said
the crumble would fall
through the sunroof?

275
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,041
No.

276
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,782
Remember when I was
talking to them on the phone
the other day?

277
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,567
We were actually arguing
about you, Ken.

278
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,047
What? Me?

279
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,484
Yeah, you.

280
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,138
They didn't think
you would even come.

281
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,835
They keep saying
you don't make an effort,

282
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,098
that I always go
out of my way
for your family,

283
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,709
but you never reciprocate.

284
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,885
And when it comes
to my family,
you're all about you.

285
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,887
And silly me,
I defended you.

286
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,063
I insisted
you're not like that.

287
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,891
Thanks for proving me wrong.

288
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,024
Where are you going?

289
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,591
You want to go
to Hometown Buffet?

290
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,246
Feel free.
Happy Thanksgiving.

291
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,082
She'll be back.

292
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,694
Any minute now.

293
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,610
Oh, boy.

294
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:37,539
Look, there's no excuse
for how I behaved.

295
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,497
But in my defense,
I was looking forward

296
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,499
to a relaxing weekend
at home.

297
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,632
This has been
a tough year for me, Allison.

298
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:47,157
Higher patient load,
my parents got divorced.

299
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,593
I'm really burned out.

300
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,988
You?
Well, what about my year?

301
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:55,122
Your father's been
living with us forever.

302
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,819
I do the housework,
the cooking,

303
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,691
and, let's face it,
a good 80% of the parenting.

304
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:02,303
I want them
to turn out okay.

305
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,348
And I gave up
the practice I built

306
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,002
to move to your HMO.

307
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,178
But have you even once
bothered to ask

308
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,876
how that transition's
been?

309
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,791
No, you haven't.

310
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,444
'Cause you're too busy
flapping off

311
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,620
about one little visit
with my parents.

312
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,842
You're right.
You're completely right.

313
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,192
And your parents
are right, too.

314
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,977
I've been so selfish.

315
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,631
I'm really sorry.

316
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,416
Thank you
for your apology.

317
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,374
Great.
So can we go back to...No.

318
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,551
What?Apology not accepted.

319
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,518
Huh?

320
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,736
Did you say something?

321
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,057
Hey.Hey.

322
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,798
How's it all going?Great.

323
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,713
The biscuits are burnt,
but apparently
the Lions are doing well.

324
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,236
Okay, sweetie,

325
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:12,025
the thing is, you've been
a little bit scary today.

326
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,506
Okay. Um...

327
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:21,251
I don't talk about this,
and it's not a big deal,

328
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,777
but when I was 17,

329
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:29,999
I came out to my parents,
and they freaked.

330
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,308
And they halfway
kicked me out

331
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,440
and I halfway ran away

332
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,356
and I ended up
all the way

333
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,230
homeless

334
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,232
just for, like, a minute.

335
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,933
And it was Thanksgiving
in Cooperstown,
so I was cold,

336
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,935
and I wandered
into a shelter.

337
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,678
And they didn't care
that I was gay.

338
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,072
They just gave me
a hot meal.

339
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,990
And that meal
gave me hope.

340
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,256
And that hope

341
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,172
helped me
go back and fix things
with my family.

342
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:16,437
So, I guess I just feel like

343
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,223
if one meal could do
something like that for
someone else,

344
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,357
better be a pretty
damn good meal.

345
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,406
Wow.

346
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,453
I had no idea,
and That's beautiful.

347
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,546
But babe, you have to know

348
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:41,766
you weren't responding
to the number of gourds

349
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,333
or the placement
of a napkin.

350
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,032
It's the spirit
of the holiday.

351
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,208
Yeah.

352
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,517
And the irony of that is
that the harder I try,

353
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,781
the more I am ruining
the holiday for everyone else.

354
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,871
I am not doing anyone
any good down here,
so I'm gonna go.

355
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,526
Heidi, can you take over
serving for me?
I am really sorry.

356
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,614
I'm really sorry.No. Don't leave.

357
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,789
Clark. Clark.I'm so sorry.

358
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,877
Clark. Clark!What? What?

359
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,186
♪ I want to hear
that funky Dixieland

360
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,102
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me
by the hand

361
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,756
What are you doing?

362
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,410
♪ Take me by the hand, hand

363
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,716
♪ Take me by the hand,
pretty mama

364
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,415
♪ Dance with me, daddy,
all night long

365
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,548
♪ I want to hear
that funky Dixieland

366
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,812
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me
by the hand

367
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,292
♪ By the hand, hand

368
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,381
♪ Take me by the hand,
pretty mama

369
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,167
♪ Dance with me, daddy,
all night long

370
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,083
♪ I want to hear
that funky Dixieland

371
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,042
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me
by the hand

372
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,652
♪ By the hand, hand

373
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,524
♪ Take me by the hand,
pretty mama

374
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,917
♪ Dance with me, daddy,
all night long

375
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,051
♪ I want to hear
that funky Dixieland

376
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,272
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me
by the hand ♪

377
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,578
Okay people,
I think we've gone
past the moment.

378
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,457
It's too bad.
She really nailed
this crumble.

379
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,763
[CELLPHONE RINGS]

380
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,418
Talk to me, Simon.
Are you inside
the Diamonds' house?

381
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,986
Great.
Now go upstairs...

382
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,422
I know they have
a ping pong table,

383
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,294
but what are you gonna do
with just one person?

384
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,383
Focus, Simon.

385
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,689
Now, go into Laura's room
on the left,

386
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430
and tell me how many fish
you see.

387
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,260
What happened?

388
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,522
She didn't accept
my apology.

389
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,784
Yes!

390
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,919
Sorry.

391
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:34,792
I'm gonna tell you
something as a man
who was married 50 years.

392
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,057
Although, I'm divorced,
so take it with grain
of salt. [LAUGHS]

393
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,797
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
Can you get to it?

394
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,150
There comes a time
in every marriage

395
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,935
when one person make
the other one so mad

396
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,806
that they don't accept
an apology.

397
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,982
When that happens,
all you can do

398
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,334
is win her back
with your actions over time.

399
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,119
Dad doesn't have time.

400
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,599
True.

401
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,340
But he has
a secret weapon.

402
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,124
I can't dance my way
out of this.

403
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,432
Or can I?

404
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,173
No.

405
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,913
Secret weapon is me.

406
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,263
Wait here.

407
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,354
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

408
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,096
Not to pile on,

409
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,706
but you guys
aren't really setting

410
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,882
the best example
for freeway safety.

411
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,368
[SIGHS]

412
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,725
Hey.

413
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,381
You're the rock
of your family.

414
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:45,124
Just like Tina Fey
was the rock of SNLcast.

415
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,561
Well,
I don't want to be the rock,

416
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,738
but Ken gets to be
the crazy one,
so I have to be.

417
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,262
Everyone else gets
to freak out and be selfish,

418
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,352
but does anyone care
what I want? No.

419
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,658
Actually,
I take that back.

420
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,269
I am selfish.

421
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,924
And you know
what selfish Allison wanted?

422
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,056
For all of us to have
a nice Thanksgiving together.

423
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,189
But I get no support from...
Ugh.

424
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,105
I swear I...

425
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,759
I just want
to scream.

426
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,762
Then do it.

427
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,372
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
What?

428
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,547
Scream.

429
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,901
[SCREAMS]

430
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,645
She's screaming at Grandpa.

431
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,865
Better him than me.
Thank you, Papa.

432
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,737
[SIGHS]

433
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,870
Feel better?

434
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,263
Yeah, I do.

435
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,658
Ken knows he messed up.

436
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:45,575
But you watch...
he'll be your rock.

437
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,099
Sometimes it just takes him
a while to get there.

438
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,799
Thanks, D.K.

439
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,281
I really appreciate this.

440
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,239
Put it there.

441
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,592
[LAUGHS]

442
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,420
Just like wedding,
remember?

443
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,117
Yeah, I do.[LAUGHS]

444
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,776
Hey, I read
that article you sent

445
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,257
on how asthma can be diagnosed
through saliva tests.

446
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,606
Oh, you read it?

447
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,435
I'm so glad you dug it,
babe.

448
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,611
The mass spectrometry
is amazing.

449
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,527
Non-invasive, man.
Groovy.

450
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,443
You know what, Jer?What?

451
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,879
It is groovy.

452
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,272
[CHUCKLES]

453
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,057
You know,
we never would've made it

454
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,929
if Ken hadn't gone 90
on the shoulder

455
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,279
and then told the cops
he was late to deliver a baby.

456
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,499
[CHUCKLES]
I wasn't totally lying.

457
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,630
I mean, in a way,

458
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,937
I was delivering your baby
back to you.

459
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,026
Well, we're really grateful
you changed your plans

460
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,115
and made the effort
to see us.

461
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,986
Totally, babe.

462
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,858
Hey, do you want
some fresh avocados?

463
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,512
We've got a tree.They know.

464
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,301
Listen.

465
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,999
There's nothing I can say
to fix what happened.

466
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,697
I just have to do better.

467
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:07,657
And I know I can because
you always make me better,

468
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,180
and that's why I love you.

469
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,488
Apology accepted.

470
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,098
You hear that, guys?
She accepted it.

471
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,317
We're good.
Let's get out of here.

472
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,710
JK. Lol. HT.

473
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,364
What's "HT"?

474
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,627
Happy Thanksgiving.

475
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,758
Aww.