1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,839 Dr. Park. 2 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:09,077 What's your stance on mimosas in the afternoon? 3 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,312 Taboo or trailblazing? 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,082 Um, trailblazing? 5 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,517 Then why you sitting there, girl? 6 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,752 (CHUCKLES) Let's hit the kitchen 7 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,888 and mix some Korbel with a little SunnyD. 8 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,524 Oh, Ken, you're so bad. 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,858 (LAUGHS) (DOOR SLAMS) 10 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,596 Are you okay, honey? 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,398 Ahh. Mim-oh-so close. 12 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,002 MacKenzie Hawkins started a nonprofit 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,005 to teach computer literacy to senior citizens! 14 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,908 What a...bitch? 15 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,578 She's applying to Stanford, too. 16 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,280 How am I supposed to compete with that? 17 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,216 I mean, hopefully my SATs will improve, 18 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,783 but my resume is weak. 19 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,852 I didn't help a bunch of old people get on Tinder! 20 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,289 Well, um, fall break's coming up. 21 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:57,125 Maybe you could volunteer at the HMO. 22 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,427 That could be some valuable work experience. 23 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,295 Yeah. That sounds really good. 24 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,863 Do you think you guys could set it up for me? 25 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,064 Mmm. I don't know. 26 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,699 I mean, will people say, "Whoa, whoa. 27 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,368 "Ken Park, such a big shot. 28 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,636 "He threw his weight around 29 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,238 "and got his daughter a plum internship"? 30 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,605 Well, they might... 31 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,374 Great! Just wanted to make sure. Consider it done. 32 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,011 Well, my dream has come true. 33 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:19,813 You finally tried all 31 flavors? 34 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,583 No, still stuck on 30. 35 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:26,654 But I just found out I'm gonna be on Shark Tank. 36 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,189 Shark Tank? 37 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,790 Oh my God. How'd that happen? 38 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,425 I sent in an application video. 39 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,027 They liked my invention, and they invited me to come on the show! 40 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,596 That's amazing! I know! 41 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,698 Why didn't you tell us you were doing this? 42 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,300 I wanted to wait until I heard back. 43 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,901 Gotta manage the hype, yo. 44 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,472 So what's your invention? 45 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,140 You know how when you're sleeping at night 46 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:49,710 and your body's nice and warm but your legs get too hot? 47 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,579 Yes! That does happen to me! 48 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,783 Introducing The Hot Legs Duvet. 49 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:05,426 It...looks like a blanket with two holes cut out. 50 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,362 It's the ultimate thermal body-temperature regulator. 51 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,364 It's a sleep revolution. 52 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,601 Dave, I'm so proud of you. 53 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,371 And I say, "Long live The Hot Legs Duvet!" 54 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,447 Guys, are you ready for this news? 55 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,781 Dave's going to be on Shark Tank! 56 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,016 Oh, my God! Really? 57 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,584 That's amazing! What's his invention? 58 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,787 He calls it The Hot Legs Duvet. It's so cute. 59 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,790 Ohh, I hope it's more than just cute. 60 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,959 Well, it's basically a blanket with holes in it. 61 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,761 I think cute was rounding it up. Why? 62 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,564 Well, the Sharks can be pretty rough. 63 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,433 What do you mean? You've never seen the show? 64 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,568 I'm too wiped out to watch TV on Friday nights 65 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:51,171 because Thursday nights, Allison and I have... 66 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,873 (CHUCKLES) Come on. We're all medical professionals. 67 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,208 I can say it out loud. 68 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,143 Ken and Alli's Fun-time Boom-boom Hour. 69 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,847 You should know, Damona. You manage my calendar. 70 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,982 Wait. Girl, you actually put that in his calendar? 71 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,485 Hey, I'd rather have that job than Allison's. 72 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,686 Ha! 73 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,456 Check this out, little man. 74 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,658 There's a reason why they call it Shark Tank. 75 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,860 You're not an entrepreneur. You're a want-repreneur. 76 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,328 And for that reason, I'm out. 77 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,364 Things are either heroes or zeroes. 78 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,165 For me, this is a nowhere-near-o. 79 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,900 I'm out. You're dead to me. 80 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,134 JOHN: You're dead to me, too. 81 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,504 "You're dead to me"? 82 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,138 That's his catchphrase. 83 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,741 What kind of a monster uses that as a catchphrase? 84 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,777 A bald, handsome monster. 85 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,281 I can't let Dave go on that show. 86 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,948 Those Sharks will eat him alive. 87 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,318 Ah, I love watching the Sharks crush the dreams 88 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,353 of people just trying to improve their lot in life. 89 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,122 (SIGHS) Fools! 90 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,392 The world's a human zoo. Stay in your cages. 91 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,234 What are all those? 92 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,370 Oh, I'm putting them aside for Molly to file. 93 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,971 She's volunteering this week, remember? 94 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,340 Oh, right. 95 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,841 That's this week. Yay. 96 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,443 What is wrong with you? 97 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,177 Let's just say, 98 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:07,080 there's been some tension lately between Molly and I. 99 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,317 What? When do you even see Molly? 100 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,985 Online, Damona, where the world is. 101 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,323 A couple of days ago, I posted a picture 102 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,425 of me and Connor hiking, 103 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,293 and she didn't like it. 104 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,561 (GASPS) Oh, no! 105 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,029 And you guys have homeroom together. 106 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,931 That's gonna be so awkward. 107 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,399 (CHUCKLES) 108 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,168 Clark, you're a grown man. She's a teenager. 109 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,703 Why do you even care what Molly thinks? 110 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,873 Look, I know it seems petty, but I'm sensitive, okay? 111 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,074 Plus, this is the first time 112 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,343 that I've posted a picture of me and Connor. 113 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,144 Well, how do you even know she saw it? 114 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,079 Oh, please. She is 17. 115 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,514 She lives online. 116 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:44,017 She saw the photo, she didn't like it, and that stings. 117 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,053 (KNOCK ON DOOR) Hey, everybody. 118 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,822 And I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep up appearances! 119 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,124 Molly, my girl! 120 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,460 How are you guys? What's happening? 121 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,661 Oh, not much. 122 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,997 Just trying to get some exercise recently. 123 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,567 Oh, yeah! I saw you and Connor went hiking this weekend. 124 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,373 Yeah, we did. 125 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,709 No big deal. 126 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,915 Hi. I'm here for my appointment. 127 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,584 You're a week late, Mr. Dempsey. 128 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,720 You were supposed to be here last Thursday, but you no-showed. 129 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,054 You know what? Just go have a seat. 130 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,023 I'll see if I can fit you in. (MUMBLING) 131 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,960 Do a lot of patients miss their appointments? 132 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,763 Yes. And we don't like it. 133 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,902 Have you guys tried sending out auto-text reminders? 134 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,504 Uh, the I.T. guy was supposed to set it up, 135 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,071 but then radiology got hacked, 136 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,273 and then it's been all nerds on deck. 137 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,643 Well, I can do it for you. 138 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,277 Oh! Go for it. 139 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,016 Okay, your operating system has this appointment function. 140 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:52,586 Mm-hmm. You just sync your contacts to your calendar, 141 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,523 and hit automatic alert. 142 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,757 Done! 143 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,326 Wow. You sure know how to work a computer... 144 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,664 when it suits you. (CLIPBOARD THUDS) 145 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,702 Auto-texts. What a terrific idea. 146 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,871 It'll save Welltopia scads of cash. 147 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,172 Just scads of it. 148 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,776 Why are we wasting her talents on patient care? 149 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,011 Molly, how would you like it if your resume said 150 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,247 that after just one morning, you catapulted 151 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,650 all the way into the Management Training Program? 152 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,917 Really? 153 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,422 These are my personal receipts. 154 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,424 Now, I need you to go through these, 155 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,325 figure out which ones I can write off. 156 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,994 And I'm not going to lie to you, 157 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,330 it's been quite a while since I filed a tax return. 158 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,500 Now, most of these you'll see the name Pat Hein, 159 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,536 but occasionally, I do business as Pancho Vermont. 160 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,271 Wait, so... 161 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,706 Fewer questions, the better. 162 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,315 Hey. What's going on? 163 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,485 We're making sample duvets for the Sharks. 164 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,919 Great stuff, Buddy. 165 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,054 Hey, why don't you go rest that cutting hand? 166 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,255 I need to talk to your mom. 167 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,858 Okay. You can take a break too, Mom. 168 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,026 You've earned it. 169 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,661 Thanks, Dave. 170 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,368 We can't let him go on that show. Those Sharks are vicious. 171 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,204 Yeah, you'd never seen the show? 172 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,906 (SIGHS) I'm tired on Fridays, Al. 173 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,775 You know how Thursday nights wear me out. 174 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,844 As someone who's tried to push you beyond the basics, 175 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:24,945 yes, I do. 176 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,651 Dave's really excited for this. 177 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,985 And do you know how many people 178 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,153 are going to get to see him on TV? 179 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,722 Exactly. That's my point. 180 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,558 And if it's a disaster, it'll stay with him forever. 181 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,459 Trust me. I've been there. 182 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,228 Science fair. Junior high. 183 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,497 I made one of those baking-soda volcanoes. 184 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,166 Uh, cliche much? 185 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,301 Uh, no, because instead of vinegar, 186 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,937 I used carbolic acid. 187 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,338 Mmm? 188 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,373 Bigger eruption, little more pizzazz. 189 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,008 Did it work? 190 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,076 Yes! 191 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,511 And then no. 192 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,448 The lava was so hot, it ate through the gym floor. 193 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,884 There was a giant hole at center court! 194 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,153 At first, the basketball team played around cones, 195 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,455 but then they canceled the season when two kids fell in. 196 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,625 Were they okay? Yeah, they were fine. 197 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,226 But you know who wasn't? 198 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,929 Ol' Kenny Park, that's who. 199 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,265 I don't want Dave to go through that kind of humiliation. 200 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,267 Wow. 201 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,936 That is sad and (LAUGHS) hilarious. 202 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:28,642 But that shouldn't stop us from letting Dave take risks. 203 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:29,977 Don't you trust that we've given him 204 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,645 the tools to cope with disappointment? 205 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,513 No! 206 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,751 I need you to sign this release so I can go on the show. 207 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,654 I also need to take my Lactaid. 208 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,056 I'm attempting flavor 31 tonight... 209 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,424 jamoca almond fudge. 210 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,394 This is a big week for me. 211 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,332 Okay, I am not signing that, Al. 212 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,435 Absolutely not. As a parent, I refuse to allow... 213 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,904 Oh. Did not see that coming. 214 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,315 So, how are things going with my receipts? 215 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,549 I'm still on the first bag, 216 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,653 which is a lot of dry cleaning and juice bars. 217 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,122 Well, what can I tell you? 218 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,391 I like my shirts like I like my juices... pressed. 219 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,162 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 220 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,363 Ah! (CHUCKLES) 221 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,666 Obligatory laughter. 222 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,535 You'll go far in the business world. 223 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,304 You know, I was a lot like you at your age. 224 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,241 Ambitious, beautiful, 225 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,712 and always with one eye on the old college application. 226 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,313 So where you thinking about going, anyway? 227 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,149 Well, Stanford's my first choice. 228 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,416 My alma mater! 229 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,619 Wait, you went there? Oh my God. Yes. 230 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,454 Oh, the best years of my life. 231 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,756 The hills. The quad. 232 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,924 My only regret is I graduated in three years. 233 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,826 You did? Yeah. 234 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,262 Then I was recruited by a tech start-up in Silicon Valley. 235 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,297 Wow. 236 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,799 Do you think you could maybe write me 237 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,067 a letter of recommendation? 238 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,302 Hey, if you can make sense of this mess 239 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,571 and keep the pesky IRS off my back. 240 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:06,940 I will not let you down. 241 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,677 Are you sure you're a Park? 242 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,244 (CHUCKLES) 243 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,119 So how are you feeling? 244 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,253 Okay. 245 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,123 The makeup lady said I have an oily T-zone. 246 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,858 Guess I can't un-hear that. 247 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,828 They have Oreos over here. 248 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,362 I can make you a bowl of middles. 249 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,032 I'm too nervous to eat right now. 250 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,802 Whoa. Red flag. 251 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,771 You know what, buddy? If you want to back out, that's fine. 252 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,272 Don't be silly. 253 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,074 You're gonna do great. 254 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,210 Ken, can I have a word? 255 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,745 Dave, do your breathing exercises. 256 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,914 (INHALES SHARPLY) 257 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,215 Mouth closed. 258 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,086 What are you doing? He's freaking out! 259 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,387 Have you ever seen four feet of daylight 260 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,056 between him and a deviled egg? 261 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,859 He's just nervous, which is natural. 262 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,193 Well, I don't think we should be pushing him 263 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,461 if he doesn't want to do it. 264 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,896 He does want to do it. (SIGHS) 265 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,665 I'm telling you, it's good for him to face a challenge. 266 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,868 And who knows? They might love his idea. 267 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,636 Oh, come on, Allison. 268 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,404 Sprinkle your fairy dust someplace else. 269 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,639 You know how this is gonna go. 270 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,975 No, but I do know we need to support 271 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,144 and believe in him no matter what. 272 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,712 And if you don't get that, 273 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,547 then you are the meanest Shark of all. 274 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,451 Okay, Ken and Allison Park? Dave is up next. 275 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,753 Yeah. He's right over, uh... 276 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,655 Where'd he go? 277 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,823 Dave? 278 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,091 Dave? 279 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,359 He's gone. 280 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,626 We got a runner. 281 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,501 So, every receipt 282 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,904 has been cross referenced by date and category, 283 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,840 and I saved you $12,000 in deductions. 284 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,377 This is brilliant. You've really gone above and beyond here. 285 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:54,014 And, as promised, a letter of recommendation. 286 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,916 (CHUCKLES) May I? Mm-hmm. 287 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,251 "Dear Admissions Department, It's my pleasure to recommend 288 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,553 "a wonderfully bright young woman, 289 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:04,724 "provided this California girl can brave the harsh Connecticut winters." 290 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,094 Wait. What? 291 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,930 "As someone who's been there, I can say that Molly Park 292 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,833 "has what it takes to be a Fightin' Bullfrog." 293 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,303 Wait. I'm sorry. 294 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,872 Did you go to Stanford University in California? 295 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,574 (LAUGHING) What? Oh, God, no. 296 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,912 I could never get in there in a million years. 297 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,149 No, I went to Stamford Community College 298 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,984 in Stamford, Connecticut. 299 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,921 But you said you graduated in three years. 300 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,956 Yeah, I know it's a two-year school, 301 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:39,927 but I don't know, I guess I was just having too much fun. 302 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,629 But what about working at the tech startup in Silicon Valley? 303 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,798 Yeah, I managed a Circuit City in Menlo Park 304 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,399 right when it opened. 305 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,972 Oh, boy. 306 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,376 Oh, boy. I think I... Oh, I know what happened. 307 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,311 Oh. I'm so sorry. 308 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,913 This was an honest mistake. 309 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,282 Oh, my gosh. I just feel awful. 310 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,151 You must just be devastated. 311 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,585 (SIGHS) Ah. 312 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,054 Well, I have to admit, I was a little curious 313 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,755 as to why you wanted a letter of recommendation 314 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,158 for a school with a 100% acceptance rate. 315 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,030 DR. KEN: Dave? 316 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,465 Dave? 317 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,872 Hey, buddy. 318 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,709 I can't do it. 319 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,744 You were right, Dad. We should go home. 320 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,082 You know what? 321 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,484 No. 322 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,153 You want this, and you can do it. 323 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,654 Well, what if I screw up? 324 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,990 Then I won't love you. 325 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,161 Look, when I was your age, I made a volcano for the science fair, 326 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,796 and it was a disaster. 327 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,632 But your mom helped me realize it was a good thing 328 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,567 because, just like you, 329 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,337 I wanted to take it up a notch and put myself out there. 330 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,771 And I did. 331 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,641 And I didn't have half the talent and charisma that you have. 332 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,511 Dave, you're gonna crush this. 333 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,712 I believe in you. 334 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,950 It's now or never, guys. 335 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,986 I don't know. 336 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,354 What if I went up there with you? 337 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,989 You'd do that? 338 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:19,859 You bet, buddy. We win or lose together. 339 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,995 All right. Let's go, Dad. 340 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,664 I suddenly have a taste for shark meat. 341 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,999 (LAUGHS) 342 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,979 Ooh. Mol, something wrong? 343 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,748 Oh, it's nothing. I'm just a little disappointed. 344 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,583 Yeah, a lot of that going around. 345 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,320 Will you let it go? Let what go? 346 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,022 (SLAPS DESK) Okay, fine. 347 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,591 The other day, I posted a picture of me and Connor hiking, 348 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,427 and you didn't like it. I mean, I don't know if you liked it, 349 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,996 but you didn't like it. Clark, I did like it. 350 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,297 I didn't like it, but I liked it. 351 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,867 Well, if you liked it, then how come you didn't like it? 352 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,204 That was the first time you ever posted a picture of you with Connor, right? 353 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,405 Yeah. 354 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,108 Well, I thought that deserved more than just a like, 355 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,079 so I got you this. 356 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,783 Sorry. The framing took a little longer than I expected. 357 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,118 (INHALES DEEPLY) 358 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,686 (VOICE BREAKING) So many feelings. 359 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,256 Damn. She's good. 360 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,026 Like. 361 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,560 Like. 362 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,163 Like. 363 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,600 Hey, young Park. 364 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,271 You know, I want to apologize again for the confusion earlier. 365 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,274 You know, the whole Stamford/Stanford thing. 366 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,677 Hey, you know who'd get a real kick out of this 367 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,313 is my best friend from high school, Curt. 368 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,847 Why? 369 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,250 Well, he's the Dean of Admissions at Stanford. 370 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,955 The Dean of Admissions at actual Stanford? 371 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,425 Like, Stanford with an "N?" 372 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,827 Yeah. Small world, huh? (CHUCKLES) 373 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,431 Well, maybe you could... 374 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,466 Put in a good word for you. Of course. 375 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,768 Yes. I'll do that first thing in the morning. I'll call Curt. 376 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,936 Thank you so much! 377 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,239 Oh. Well... 378 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,007 Hmm. 379 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,777 Hey, you know if it, uh, doesn't work out, 380 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,247 I've sent the letter to Stamford with an "M." 381 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,850 Congratulations! You're already accepted. 382 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,070 Hello, Sharks. 383 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,139 I'm Dave Park, and I'm a kid and an entrepreneur. 384 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,507 A kid-trepreneur! 385 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,110 How many of you have had your sleep 386 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,312 constantly interrupted by your hot legs? 387 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,483 That's what I was hoping you'd say! 388 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,051 (CHUCKLES) 389 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,787 Well, have I got the product for you. 390 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,524 Meet the Hot Legs Duvet. 391 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,595 (LAUGHTER) 392 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,832 It's like pair of shorts and a blanket had a baby 393 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,801 and they called it "Refreshing!" 394 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,136 (LAUGHS) 395 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,606 Plus, it's father and doctor approved. 396 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,873 That's right. 397 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,476 One out of one doctor surveyed recommended it. 398 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,746 I'm a doctor and his father. 399 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,048 Yeah. I think we've established that already. 400 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,450 (LAUGHS) 401 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,886 Now, who wants to cuddle up and make the magic happen? 402 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,355 You have some samples? Oh. 403 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,889 There you go. Yeah. 404 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,327 All right. Give one to Lori. 405 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,594 There you go, Lori. LORI: Thank you. 406 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,929 Thank you. 407 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,265 Um, Dave, thank you. 408 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,234 I'm out. 409 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,336 I'm out. 410 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,503 Come on, girl! 411 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,771 Yeah, I'm out, too. 412 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,340 Hey, I thought we were boys, Fubu! 413 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,908 (LIGHT LAUGHTER) 414 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,944 It looks like you just cut two holes into a blanket. 415 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,412 That's right, Mark Cuban. 416 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,382 So why wouldn't I just do the same thing? 417 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,151 Well... 418 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,720 you'd need a good pair of scissors. 419 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,456 How many have you sold? 420 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,158 Counting internationally? Yep. 421 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,459 Zero. 422 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,562 I'm going to stop you right there, kid. I'm out. 423 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,765 Listen, kid, I'm going to say something I've never said before. 424 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,233 "Dave Park's a blanket wizard"? 425 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,336 No. Just looking at that product gives me a nightmare. 426 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,205 This is a dog. 427 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,406 I'm so out, 428 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,575 and you, kid, you're dead to me. 429 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,010 Thank you, Sharks. 430 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,883 How dare you? 431 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,885 This product is a dog. 432 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,887 You should take it behind the barn and shoot it. 433 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,723 I hope you drown in a pool of your own leg sweat. 434 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,891 If you brought this to market, 435 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,493 you'd get crushed like a cockroach. 436 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,228 I'm the only one telling you the truth here. 437 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,263 That's why they call me Mr. Wonderful. 438 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,299 Now you've got the truth. Get out of here. 439 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,367 A blanket with two holes. 440 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,935 A rag. You're wearing a rag! 441 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,775 Oh, God, you were right. That was a disaster. 442 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,444 I know. I was there. (SIGHS) 443 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,816 Hey, Dave. I'm sorry. 444 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,918 About what? That was so much fun! 445 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,256 I haggled with the Sharks, went toe-to-toe with Cuban, 446 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,025 Mr. Wonderful even catchphrased me! 447 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,594 And you're not disappointed that they didn't like your invention? 448 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,430 I've got plenty of ideas, Mom. 449 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,097 Besides, let's not kid ourselves. 450 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,466 It's just holes in a blanket. 451 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,170 Well, I'm just glad you're okay. 452 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,673 Okay? I'm fantastic! 453 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,575 We're so proud of you. (CHUCKLES) 454 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,645 Hey, kid. Nice job out there. 455 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,380 You know, today wasn't your day, 456 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,515 but you've got a good head on your shoulders. Don't give up, okay? 457 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,050 I won't, Mark Cuban! 458 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,518 That's awesome. 459 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,220 I won't give up either, Mark Cuban! 460 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,325 Praise from Caesar! 461 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,694 This calls for some celebratory deviled eggs! 462 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,732 (SIGHS) 463 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,501 Kid's gonna be all right. 464 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,902 Oh. And Molly, too. 465 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,337 She texted that Pat might get her 466 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,406 a recommendation to Stanford. 467 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,641 Community college? Let's hope she never needs it. 468 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,113 Thanks for pushing, Al. You made this happen. 469 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,214 Hmm. 470 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,751 Now, what do you say we all hop in the car 471 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,587 and head back to the Park Tank? 472 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,489 I'm out. 473 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,462 Hello, Sharks! 474 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,930 (IMITATING DOG BARKING) 475 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,567 Okay. 476 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,269 How many of you have said to yourself, 477 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:40,039 "This drink coaster isn't big enough, 478 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,574 "isn't soft enough"? 479 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,775 I'm looking at you, Lori. 480 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,678 Mmm! Hmm. 481 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,350 Well, feast your eye buds on this. 482 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,219 The Omni Coaster. 483 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:58,224 The world's softest, most absorbent drink coaster. 484 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,827 Aren't those the cutouts from those stupid blankets we saw? 485 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,330 Hmm. Wonderful eye, Mr. Wonderful. 486 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,597 I can tell you're interested. 487 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,300 I'm out. This time with extreme prejudice. 488 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,470 Okay, well, uh, how about a softer and safer Frisbee? 489 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,671 Cuban! 490 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,842 Is anybody interested? 491 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,544 ALL: No. No. Bye. 492 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:18,745 Bye. You're out of here. 493 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,112 So I'll see ya. Bye. 494 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,482 Oh, did you call me back in? 495 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,583 Bye! DR. KEN: Okay. 496 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,053 I'm sorry. Did you... Did you call me? 497 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,455 MARK: Bye! Okay. All right.