1
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Hey, Allison.
No costume this year?

2
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[LAUGHS]
Or as I should say...

3
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[LAUGHS SHRILLY]

4
00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:13,665
Way to commit.

5
00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:15,102
Thanks.

6
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It really hurt
my throat.

7
00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:18,757
[MOANING]

8
00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,370
Ooh, let me guess.

9
00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,154
Are you Sia?
Sia's grandmother?

10
00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,374
Close, I'm Sia-later.

11
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[LAUGHTER]Sia-later, y'all.

12
00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,555
That's way more clever
than hot dog.

13
00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:35,470
Hey, it's Dr. Hot Dog,
okay?

14
00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:38,429
That really hurts,
Allison.

15
00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,431
You make fun
of my costume every year.

16
00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,565
Then you of all people
should know how
hurtful that is.

17
00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:44,740
Ooh, holiday treats.

18
00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,221
[CLEARS THROAT]

19
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[CLEARING THROAT]
Don't do it.

20
00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,225
Don't do what?

21
00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,314
Oh, good, someone's
finally trying

22
00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,098
my Hallow-vegan
boo-nana bites.

23
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I gave you the warning cough.
[COUGHS]

24
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What do you think?
Can you taste the lentils?

25
00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,500
[STRAINING] Yeah,
it's very dusty.

26
00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,284
Ooh,
that's the mushrooms.

27
00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:09,634
Okay.

28
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So, what's everyone
got planned for tonight?

29
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Probably get
my stomach pumped,
my tongue sanded.

30
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Because of your cookies,
to be clear.

31
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Well, I certainly
have no plans,
that's for sure.

32
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Yeah, just sort of hoping
something pops up.

33
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Maybe a party or gathering
with a few work friends.

34
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I'm available.

35
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So, Allison,
how are the kids?

36
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Molly's good, but I'm
a little worried about Dave.

37
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Oh, oh.
We're really doing this.

38
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Okay.

39
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The other day I caught him
on the computer looking at...

40
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I know where this
is going.

41
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You really don't.

42
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He has a Pinterest board
of the top cities
to retire in.

43
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He's 11.

44
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Ah! Tell him Scottsdale.

45
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That's where I'm heading
when the music stops.

46
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I'll pass that along.

47
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The point is, he's trying
to grow up too fast.

48
00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,257
He's not even
trick-or-treating tonight.

49
00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:10,347
What? Then who's gonna
give me my sour gummy worms?

50
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You know
you can buy candy, right?

51
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I know!

52
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Sorry, I'm overheating.
It's really warm in here.

53
00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,051
The thing is,
every Halloween,

54
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I have this tradition
of scaring the hell out
of Dave.

55
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Geez,
you really are a witch.

56
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Um, I don't get that
because Allison's

57
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not dressed up like anything
right now.

58
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Okay.

59
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I mean like a fun scare

60
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like my mom used to do
to me and my brother
when we were kids.

61
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And we loved it.

62
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That's why Halloween's
my favorite holiday.

63
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And Dave loves it, too.

64
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He'd scream and jump
into my arms,

65
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and I'd get
a good snuggle.Aww.

66
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But now he says
it's too baby-ish.

67
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This morning,

68
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I woke him up with this,
but nothing.

69
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[SCREAMS]
Spider! Run!

70
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[CHUCKLES]

71
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It's fake.

72
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It's not real.

73
00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,618
I know!

74
00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:04,923
Sorry, I really got to get
out of this.

75
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

76
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Trick or treat!Trick or treat!

77
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Oh, you two
look so cute.

78
00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,773
I remember when I used to
trick-or-treat.

79
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Well, have fun
and be safe out there.

80
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Thanks, Dave.
See you at school tomorrow.

81
00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,823
Okay, Barry.
Be good, Wayne!

82
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[CHUCKLES] Kids.

83
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Okay, I have to throw together
a costume for tonight.

84
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Anyone have any ideas?

85
00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,445
I thought Tammy's party
was no costumes.

86
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It was, but then Tammy
got the flu,
lost three pounds,

87
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and now wants everyone
in costumes so
she can show off.

88
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[SCOFFS] Teenagers.

89
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You guys, I have 30 minutes
to figure out what to go as.

90
00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:03,330
Here's idea.
You can roll around in garden,
go as dirt person.

91
00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,811
And now I have 29 minutes.

92
00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:11,642
Dave,
you want a snack?

93
00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:12,904
Oh, no,
I made a mistake!

94
00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,167
Those are eyeballs
from the hospital!

95
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,387
Nice try, mom.
They're peeled grapes.

96
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The only thing scary
about them

97
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is that all the nutrients
are in the skin.

98
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Seriously?
You didn't even flinch.

99
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I'm not a little kid.
Nothing scares me anymore.

100
00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,833
Except Social Security
running out,

101
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or the ripple effects
of the Brexit.

102
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I used to love scaring you
and having you run
into my bed.

103
00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,233
I miss snuggling
my little boy.

104
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Yeah, it was fun
while it lasted.

105
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No costume?Shut up.

106
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You know, Dave,

107
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it's good that you're
not scared anymore.

108
00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,854
I agree,
it's really gonna help
my high-dive game.

109
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I have a ghost story.

110
00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:56,078
But, uh...it's too scary
for children.

111
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A ghost story on Halloween?
Groundbreaking.

112
00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:03,085
Oh, but it's not
a normal ghost story.

113
00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,913
It's a gwishin story.

114
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,567
Gwishin?Yeah.

115
00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:09,134
"Gwishin" means "ghost"
in Korean.

116
00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,659
I never told your father
this story when he was a boy

117
00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,791
because he would've been
too scared.

118
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Pshh! I ain't afraid
of no gwishin.

119
00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,449
Me, neither.
But go ahead, Grandpa.

120
00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:20,537
Tell us
your little story.

121
00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,890
A long time ago,
there was a boy named Hyun

122
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who lived with his mother
in a cottage by the woods.

123
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Every morning, Hyun's mother
would walk him to school.

124
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One day, he decided he
was old enough to walk alone.

125
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My sweet boy,

126
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it's too dangerous,
and you're too young.

127
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Come on, Mom.

128
00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,824
I'm basically 11
going on 46.

129
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I'm a big boy.

130
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But we live on the edge
of a haunted forest.

131
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There's all kinds of ghosts
out there that could hurt you.

132
00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,660
Especially...

133
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the faceless ghost.

134
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[GASPS]
What does he look like?

135
00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,232
Really?
The name doesn't...

136
00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,147
I promise
I know the way.

137
00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:07,062
Right, right,
left, right, left,

138
00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,280
straight for a while,
then left,

139
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,499
third door
on your right.

140
00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,460
Well, that is the way.

141
00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:16,463
Fine, but no shortcuts
and don't talk to strangers.

142
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Geez, don't get
your burlap panties
in a bunch.

143
00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:19,814
I got this, Mom.

144
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[CLEARS THROAT]

145
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[SIGHS]

146
00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,559
[SMOOCHES]

147
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I like this kid.
He's got gumption.

148
00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,480
And I bet he makes it to
school without incident.

149
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What do you think?

150
00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,573
I could put my hair
up in a pompadour
and be Janelle Monae.

151
00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,968
Is that my tux?

152
00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:47,537
And how are the legs so...
short on you?

153
00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,107
I don't know.
'Cause you have the body
of a gymnast,

154
00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:56,285
minus the muscle and the skill
and the temperament.

155
00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,983
You can't borrow it,
because I got married in it,

156
00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:02,378
and hopefully one day,
Dave will get married
in it, too.

157
00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,858
Dad, I'm tearing up.

158
00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,731
May I?

159
00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,124
I'm sorry.
We were having a moment.

160
00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,824
By now, Hyun was deep
into the woods

161
00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,306
and he was very thirsty.

162
00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:20,483
Luckily, he came
upon an old stone well.

163
00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,659
An old stone well.

164
00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:25,053
DAVE: Let me guess,
Hyun gets a waterborne illness

165
00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,708
from drinking out of
an unreliable source?

166
00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,057
DR. KEN: What type of
ghost story would that be?

167
00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:32,495
DAVE: An educational one
that saves many lives.

168
00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,063
D.K.: Just as Hyun
was about to touch
the water...

169
00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,892
Great! A person.

170
00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,371
D.K.: This was
a chong gak gwishin,

171
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,200
which means "bachelor ghost."

172
00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,942
He wanders eternally
looking for love,

173
00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:48,032
but is so lonely
he'll settle for a friend.

174
00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:51,122
Yeah, I really didn't have
anything planed for tonight,

175
00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,647
so I'm really happy
to see you.

176
00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,388
Hey, would you like to join me
in a pint of death water?

177
00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,956
DAVE: Death water?

178
00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,350
This guy's throwing off
some serious stranger danger.

179
00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,659
This guy's badass
just like Hyun.

180
00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,530
They should buy leather
jackets and lean against
walls together.

181
00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,360
He's your father.He's your son.

182
00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:16,757
Anyway, there they were
at the well.

183
00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:17,975
Hey, I don't mean
to be rude,

184
00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,803
but I'm not supposed to talk
to strangers.

185
00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,720
Oh, don't think of me
as a stranger, no.

186
00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,983
Regard me rather
as a creepy friend

187
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:29,160
who will be at your side
for all eternity.

188
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,686
That checks out.

189
00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:34,775
Cheers.

190
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,126
Why is this
called death water anyway?

191
00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,868
What? Huh?
No, nothing! Huh?

192
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,478
I'll tell you this much,
you certainly won't die

193
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:43,914
from having
just one little sip of it.

194
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,571
Hey, would you like
to be distracted

195
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,486
by a really cool
party trick?

196
00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:51,618
Check this out.

197
00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,102
[GRUNTS]

198
00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:02,890
Huh?

199
00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,195
Here, catch.

200
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,284
[SCREAMS]

201
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,200
[SPLASH]

202
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,507
[SIGHS] Aw, man.

203
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,561
Right, right,
left, right, left,
straight for a while,

204
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,171
then left,
third door on your right.
Where's the door?

205
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,565
Where's the door?

206
00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,131
This...

207
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:28,872
is...

208
00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:30,787
bananas.

209
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,929
You went to get your beer
five minutes ago.
What took so long?

210
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,539
I did get a beer
five minutes ago.

211
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,194
This is my second beer.

212
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,065
Daddy's drinking because
the story makes him nervous,

213
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,198
not because
he doesn't love you.

214
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,417
No judgment.
I'm drinking
for the same reason.

215
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,772
So, Hyun was totally lost
in the woods...

216
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,556
"Blair Witch" style.

217
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:10,174
And he wandered
right into a cemetery.

218
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,481
DAVE: Why a cemetery?
It's always a cemetery.

219
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,882
Why you enter
my bedroom?

220
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,797
D.K.: This is the
Jeoseung Saja,

221
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,321
the powerful, handsome
Korean grim reaper.

222
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,976
Your bedroom's
a cemetery?

223
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,542
Of course.

224
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,022
Where you think
"sleep when you're dead"
come from?

225
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,197
[LAUGHS]

226
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,461
Actually, I was
just passing through.

227
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,072
Can't let you go...

228
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,509
until you and I
play a little game.

229
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,077
Game? Oh, I see.
H-How about hide and seek?

230
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,382
You hide and I'll seek
a way out of here.

231
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,516
Tough crowd.

232
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:50,432
Jeoseung Saja's
one humorless gwishin.

233
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:53,304
Or Hyun is not as funny
as he think he is.

234
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,569
What about this?
Pretty fly, right?

235
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,577
Aw, sick!
That's perfect!

236
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,929
The old threads
from my break-dancing crew.

237
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,408
You were in
a breakdancing crew?

238
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,236
Yeah,
the Bibimbap Boyz.

239
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,847
It was dope!

240
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,764
Wait, the back's
all split open.

241
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,853
Yep, from the time
I went full windmill

242
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,898
and split my pants
on a crowded boardwalk.

243
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,335
[CHUCKLES]
That was a long
and windy walk home.

244
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,859
Good times.

245
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,601
So, what game
did Hyun have to play

246
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,038
with the grim reaper?

247
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,953
With his lack
of upper body strength,

248
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,433
I pray it's not
a ball sport.

249
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,218
I bet he's stronger
than everyone things.

250
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,132
He's not.

251
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,091
Anyway...

252
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,615
I have riddle for you.

253
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,010
If you answer correctly,
you go free.

254
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:51,319
If you answer incorrectly,
you die.

255
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,799
The doctor's a woman.
The weapon was an icicle.

256
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,888
They were actually twins!

257
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,281
Riddle is...

258
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283
what wears clothing
in its infancy

259
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,590
but gets rid of it
when reaching maturity?

260
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,374
Oh, I know that one.

261
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,115
Pass.

262
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,205
Hmm.

263
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:11,034
What wears clothing
in infancy.

264
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,907
A human baby
who's a catalog model?

265
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,952
But then
why does he lose his clothes?

266
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,388
Think, Dave.
He's a nudist.

267
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,915
A human baby catalog model
who grows up to be a nudist.

268
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,307
Final answer.

269
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,962
No!
How are you a doctor?

270
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,879
But Hyun
knew the answer, right?

271
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:33,056
No, but Hyun was clever
in other ways.

272
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,280
Okay, the answer
to your riddle is...

273
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,107
Oh!

274
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,067
Right in the ghost nuts!

275
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,245
The answer was bamboo!

276
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:51,988
Wait, bamboo wears clothing
in its infancy?

277
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,729
Classic Korean riddle.
Get onboard.

278
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:59,517
And so, Hyun wandered,

279
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:03,695
not sure what to do
or where to go.

280
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,002
From the distance,
he heard a sound.[WOMAN VOCALIZING]

281
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,438
DAVE: It's a trap.

282
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,484
DR. KEN: Or it's a rad pop-up
concert in the woods.

283
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,790
Korea's Coachella.

284
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,923
[WOMAN VOCALIZING]

285
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,540
DAVE: Who was she?

286
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,020
D.K.: She was a gumiho.

287
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,153
She lures children to her

288
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,850
so she can eat
their hearts and livers.

289
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,156
DR. KEN: Not cool, gumiho.

290
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,681
[HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING]

291
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,994
Uh, I'll listen
from back here.

292
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,605
It's beautiful,
by the way.

293
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,912
I'm definitely gonna buy
some merch after the encore.

294
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,392
♪ Ye-e-e-e-e-e-ah

295
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,399
[SCREAMS]Got him!

296
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,010
Perfect.

297
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,750
Put him in the cage
and ready him.

298
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,622
I wish he had a little bit
more meat on him,
but he'll do.

299
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,841
I'm starving.

300
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,108
You're going to die
very soon.

301
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,805
[LAUGHING EVILLY]

302
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,028
I'm sorry,
that's just nervous laughter.

303
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,119
Hyun can't get eaten!
He's Hyun!

304
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,686
You want to know
if he escapes?

305
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,254
Yes!Yes!

306
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,040
Okay.
You'll find out
after these messages.

307
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,881
Just a precaution
if the lights go out

308
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,883
because your grandfather
accidentally opens up

309
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,450
a portal
to Korean hell.

310
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:49,410
Oh, I would never open portal
to you doing karaoke.

311
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,064
[LAUGHS]

312
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,108
See?
Now, that's funny.

313
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,068
Okay, can we get back
to the story?

314
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,374
Well, that depends.
Dave?

315
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sure.

316
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,858
So, Hyun was locked
in a cage,

317
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,294
desperate to figure
a way out.

318
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,210
[SHRIEKS]

319
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,038
I'm gonna eat you up.
[CHUCKLES]

320
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:10,953
Aah!

321
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,999
[SIGHS]

322
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,870
Listen,
come get me
when it's 10 after.

323
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,611
I'm gonna need
extra salt

324
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,918
and a glass
three quarters filled
with death water.

325
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,702
Wow, you're very organized.

326
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,791
Yeah, well, I'd like to think
that in another life

327
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,054
I'd be an office manager.

328
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,186
With an attitude!
Now back up!

329
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:38,372
So, what led you to take up
employment for...

330
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,851
gumiho, was it?

331
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,505
Oh, you and I
have the same story.

332
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,943
Yeah, I got lost walking
alone to school,

333
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,293
and now I must
serve her forever.

334
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,034
You went
to East Boys Academy, too?

335
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,122
Yeah,
go Raccoon Dogs!

336
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,254
[CHUCKLES]
Class of 1795.

337
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,388
Wait, so you're Dead?

338
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,564
Yep.

339
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,044
But like, super flattered
you couldn't tell.

340
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,743
I got to get out of here.

341
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,049
Why?Aah!

342
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,050
Party's just getting started.

343
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,967
I thought we really
hit it off back at the well,

344
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,143
so I followed you here
and I figured, you know...

345
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,450
best friends forever.

346
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:14,886
And I do mean forever.

347
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,717
I really got to
get out of here.

348
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,982
Hey, uh, dead boy?

349
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,679
Do you remember
our school pledge?

350
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:25,854
Of course.

351
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,812
How's it go again?

352
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,901
We are men of honor.

353
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,730
We are truthful
day and night.

354
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,603
When a fellow raccoon dog
needs me...

355
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,039
I always do...

356
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,128
what's right.

357
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,655
[MUMBLING]

358
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,268
Now will you let me
out of the cage?

359
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,747
Oh, God, no.
Definitely not.

360
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,013
Great. What part of me
are you gonna eat?

361
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,015
Oh, well, I'm a vegan,

362
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,320
so I'm probably
just gonna have,
like, a pinecone salad.

363
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,496
Ooh, maybe
with some bog pudding,

364
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,063
'cause it is my cheat day.

365
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,112
Ahh, I really thought
the whole school spirit act
was gonna work.

366
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,245
It did.

367
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,073
That was just to
get him close enough
so I could steal these.

368
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,162
[CHUCKLES]

369
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,907
I'm out of here,
chong gak gwishin.

370
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,387
[CHUCKLES]
Keep it real.

371
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,823
Or whatever this is.

372
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,739
What about me?

373
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,523
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, wait a sec.

374
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,829
I'm a ghost.

375
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,180
[LAUGHING]
That always tickles.

376
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,316
D.K.: Hyun was looking
for anything to help him
find his way.

377
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,623
Finally.

378
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,364
A message
that couldn't be any clearer.

379
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,157
D.K.: He walked down the dock

380
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,984
and wondered
what he should do next.

381
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,725
I wonder what
I should do next.

382
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,293
[SPLASH]

383
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,208
D.K.: This is the mulgwishin,

384
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,645
a water ghost
who uses her long arms

385
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,517
to pull children
into the lake.

386
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,823
DAVE: Why on earth
would they build a boys
school in this area?

387
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,195
You'll have to excuse
my appearance.

388
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:32,676
I didn't have time to find
anything better to wear,

389
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,026
so I just threw on
this old thing.

390
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,117
Can I...

391
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,510
have a hug?

392
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,993
Boy, I got to tell you,
my instincts are saying yes.

393
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,083
[SCREAMS]

394
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,606
[SCREAMING]

395
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,743
That's it. I'm out.

396
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,962
Ken, calm down.
It's a story.

397
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,268
It's just so real.

398
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,226
What about this?

399
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,578
[SCREAMING]

400
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,975
Well, that settles it.
Creepy cat lady it is.

401
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,764
It's not too scary for you,
is it?

402
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:17,678
It's okay to go on?

403
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,159
Um...

404
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,770
Okay.

405
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:23,988
Wait.

406
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,383
There's a lump
on that side of the sofa.

407
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,863
The floor is yours.

408
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,389
Come here,
little man!

409
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,782
There he is!Get him!

410
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:35,913
Aah!

411
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,393
I've come for you!

412
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,916
Honestly, I just want
to be your friend.

413
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,745
[BRANCH CRACKS]

414
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,228
DAVE: Wait, why did all the
ghosts disappear?

415
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,884
D.K.: Because the scariest
gwishin of all was
approaching.

416
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,016
DAVE: Even the other ghosts
are afraid of this one?

417
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,889
Get out of there, Hyun!
You're just a boy!

418
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,979
D.K.: This is the faceless
Dalgyalgwishin.

419
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:01,025
So hideous, legend has it
that if you look right at one,

420
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,984
you will die instantly.

421
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,600
The Dalgyalgwishin
disappeared into the mist.

422
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,950
Hyun was finally safe.

423
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,563
And that's the moment he
learned not to act like a man

424
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,042
when he was still
just a boy.

425
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,740
That

426
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,089
was

427
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,482
bananas.

428
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:25,920
Phew!

429
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,965
D.K.: But by then,
he was too late.

430
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,228
DAVE: Wait, what?

431
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,799
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

432
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,367
[SCREAMING]

433
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,634
Mommy! Hold me!

434
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,114
Are you scared?

435
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,595
Oh, are you scared?

436
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,987
I never want to grow up.

437
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,077
I want you to walk me
to school forever.

438
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,645
Of course I will,
all the way through college.

439
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,302
[MOUTHING]

440
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,439
I ain't afraid of no gwishin!

441
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,179
I ain't afraid of no gwishin!