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This menu's
like 30 pages long.

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I haven't had to read this
much since med school.

3
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Why do we
always come here?

4
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Tradition.

5
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Whenever Welltopia
hires a new doctor,

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we treat them
to a "get to know you" lunch.

7
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But I already know
Allison.

8
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And for you, ma'am?

9
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Uh, I'll have
the "Ahi tuna salad."

10
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(INHALES SHARPLY) Are you
sure you want the tuna?

11
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Why?
Is it not good here?

12
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Oh, no. I just mean
because of that time

13
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that you were in Costa Rica
with Ken and you ordered
the bad tuna

14
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and then had three days of,
you know, bubble guts.

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No, that was Belize.

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Oh, that's right. Yeah, she
ruined the Costa Rica trip

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by running over a sloth.

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I see the
"get to know Allison" lunch

19
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has been happening
for several years.

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In my defense,
I always start with,

21
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"This can't get back
to Allison."

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How about a moratorium
on intimate details

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about our personal life,
okay?

24
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Absolutely.

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Guys, as you may remember
from our fight in the
Virgin Islands,

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Allison
is very thin-skinned.

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So no more talk about
awkward personal stuff.

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So, I probably shouldn't
bring up the fact

29
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that your dad is over there
with a shapely blonde gal?

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Oh, that's probably
the real-estate lady

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that's selling
your parents' condo.

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Mmm. I'd let her show
me her listings.

33
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What? It's a dynamite time
to buy right now.

34
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Oh, snap.
He's feeding her cheesecake!

35
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Well...maybe her arms
don't work, right, Allison?

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Maybe?

37
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Nope.
The arms are good.

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Oh, man,
the lips work, too.

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Hey, Dad.
How's it going?
Mmm.

40
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Do anything special
for lunch today?

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(SIGHS)
Cheesecake Factory.

42
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That menu is so big.

43
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Took longer to read
than Da Vinci Code.

44
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Wow, not gonna deny it.
I was there, Dad.

45
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I saw you
with that lady.

46
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How could you do this
to Mom?

47
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I wasn't cheating,
if that's what you think.

48
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Oh, please,
the Cheesecake Factory

49
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hasn't seen that much action
since prom night.

50
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I wasn't cheating
on your mom

51
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because...

52
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Your mother and I
got divorced.

53
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What? When?

54
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Well, let's see.
Today's Thursday.

55
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March 2014.

56
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What happened?

57
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We just grew apart.

58
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Wait. This doesn't
make any sense.

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I saw you and Mom last year
for Thanksgiving

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and a bunch of times
since then.

61
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Yes, we kept up appearances.
We didn't want you to worry.

62
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Okay, so Mom didn't go
to Korea because
Grandma was sick?

63
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No, no, Grandma
was sick. Eczema.

64
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Got ointment, got better,

65
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and now she's playing
golf again.

66
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This is crazy!

67
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You got divorced and didn't
tell your grown children?

68
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Oh, no, no, no.
We told your
sister right away.

69
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Wendi was our rock.

70
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Wait. You told Wendi,
but not me?

71
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Well, I can explain.

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We thought
you couldn't handle it.

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Based on what?

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Based on your long history
of not handling things.

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(EXHALES SHARPLY)

76
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You do seem upset.

77
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Well, yeah,
I'm not a robot.

78
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I mean, you know, my parents
getting divorced
is a big deal.

79
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I'm upset, but not
end-of-the-world
upset, you know?

80
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You know, this...this is
what you and Mom really want.

81
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You know,
I'm fine with it.

82
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So you're okay?

83
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(SCOFFS)
Dad, am I ever really okay?

84
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(LAUGHS)

85
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You know I'm always
on the brink of something.

86
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(LAUGHS)

87
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Look, I'm a grown man.
You're a grown man.

88
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If you and Mom are happy,
then I'm happy.

89
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Well...sorry
I underestimated you.

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It's okay.

91
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I'm gonna go
grab a beer.

92
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Would you like one?

93
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No.

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(SILENT SCREAMING)

95
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So, how'd it go?

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Hey, guys.

97
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Uh, I have something
important... Aah!

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Hi, Emily.

99
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I know, right?
Always out of nowhere.

100
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Um, Emily,
this is a family matter,

101
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so would you mind giving us
a little privacy?

102
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Maybe a little more.

103
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Come on, Em.

104
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We'll get to the tale
of the other city tomorrow.

105
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See you later, babe.

106
00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,175
Anyway,
I do have some news.

107
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Molly, why don't you join
Dave on the couch?

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(SIGHS)

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Grandma and Grandpa Park
have gotten divorced.

110
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Now, I know this news
comes as a shock,

111
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so it's perfectly natural
for you to feel sad or upset.

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Thanks.
Okay.

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That's it?

114
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Well, it's a bummer, but 52%
of marriages end in divorce,

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and if it's
for the best...

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From what Grandpa told Dad,
it is for the best,

117
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and he and Grandma
are both fine.

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What about Dad?
Is he okay?

119
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Yeah,
he's in the shower.

120
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That's where Dad
goes to cry.

121
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He also cries
in the shed.

122
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Okay, we all
know your dad

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has the emotional stability
of a contestant on
The Bachelor.

124
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But that's why we're gonna
help him get through this.

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Got it?

126
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Wow. Life unfolds
so unpredictably.

127
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Don't worry about Dave.

128
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According to
my A.P. psychology textbook,

129
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it seems like a simple case
of adjustment disorder.

130
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I'll watch him
for signs of stress

131
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and recommend a treatment
protocol if necessary.

132
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Aren't you only two weeks
into that psychology class?

133
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I read ahead.

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Hey, Mom.

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When you get a chance,
call me back.

136
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Seems we have a couple things
to catch up on,

137
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like, I don't know,
who's married and who isn't.

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Call me.

139
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Hey.
How you doing?

140
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They "grew apart."
What does that even mean?

141
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If anything,
they've grown more alike.

142
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Mom's mustache is giving
Dad's a run for its money.

143
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I think
it looks distinguished.

144
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I don't know.
I need to fix this, Allison.

145
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Honey, unfortunately,
you can't fix it.

146
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All you can do
is accept it.

147
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You accept it!

148
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I have.

149
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Whoa!
Stop yelling at me.

150
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Listen, I know
this is upsetting, but...

151
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How do I put
this gently?

152
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You're in your mid-40s.

153
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Yeah, and all
those years,

154
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I never questioned
my parents' marriage.

155
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They moved here
from Korea.

156
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All they had was each other
and that's what got
them through.

157
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Or at least that's the lie
they were shucking.

158
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I don't even know
what to believe anymore.

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Maybe they were
never really happy.

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(SIGHS)
This doesn't mean
they were never happy.

161
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Do they look happy?

162
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Well, that's
a bad example.

163
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Hard-core Koreans never
smile in pictures.

164
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It's a sign of weakness.

165
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They're probably happy.
They're at Sizzler.

166
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Or maybe
they're thinking,

167
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"I can't wait to run
screaming from this marriage."

168
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And why am I
in a sailor suit?

169
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Was I in the navy
when I was 4?

170
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I don't know
what's real anymore.

171
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I'll be in
the shower.

172
00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,221
Hey, what are you
still doing up?

173
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I was doing
some troubling research.

174
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It turns out as
a child of a child of divorce,

175
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I'm more likely to get
divorced myself someday.

176
00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,133
And how does that
make you feel?

177
00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,570
Not great, Molly.

178
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Emily and I are doomed.

179
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Okay.

180
00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:31,211
This is a transference
of worry that's not
age-appropriate.

181
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Can you say that in a way
that is age-appropriate?

182
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You're being dumb.

183
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Could've
split the difference.

184
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So, get this.

185
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My dad wasn't cheating
on my mom.

186
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They got divorced
after 50 years.

187
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,633
Oh, and I may have
been in the navy.

188
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You should look at this
from your dad's point of view.

189
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You're right.
He is going through a lot.

190
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,441
Yeah, through
a lot of tail.

191
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:06,814
He's out there crushing it
like an Asian Charles Bronson.

192
00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,783
Rocking that stainless-steel
barbecue brush of a mustache

193
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,218
like he was
born with it.

194
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,321
Ken, I need to prowl
the single scene

195
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,189
with the silver fox
you call Dad.

196
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,491
Make it happen.

197
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,496
You want to know
the worst part of all this?

198
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,998
Sorry. That wasn't it?

199
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,235
Their marriage
seemed so solid.

200
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,638
I mean, if they could crap
out, anybody could.

201
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,505
Unh-unh! Unh-unh!
Not Barack and Michelle!

202
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,975
Don't you even!

203
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,877
I mean, you're not
worried about you
and Allison, are you?

204
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,180
Yo! Why would you
say that to him?

205
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,349
I don't know.

206
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,984
(STUTTERS) I wasn't worried,
but I am now.

207
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,788
Ow!

208
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,389
But... But... I...
I mean, your parents,

209
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,458
they probably got married
really young, right?

210
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,226
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.

211
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,528
But Allison and I
got married young,

212
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,164
and they had a daughter
and a son

213
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,532
with the same age difference
as Molly and Dave.

214
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,269
Oh, my God,
I have the same marriage
as my parents,

215
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,704
except that
Allison's mustache

216
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,338
is less aggressive
than my mom's!

217
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,677
Will you stop freaking out?
No two marriages are alike.

218
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,045
You're right.
Theirs was better.

219
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,981
They never argued!

220
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,482
I mean,
I can't go two days

221
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,550
without doing something
to piss off Allison.

222
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,819
Not just Allison.

223
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,422
Well, what does
she complain about?

224
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,958
Well, she's always saying
I'm not attentive,

225
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:28,595
I'm not romantic,
I minimize her feelings.

226
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,831
But I don't even count
that one because,
you know, who cares?

227
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,036
You know who else
has those same flaws?

228
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,238
Papa.

229
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,808
I have to fix this marriage
before it's too late.

230
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:44,778
The cycle of shattered
families ends now.

231
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,614
Hold up. Mr. Zimmer's here for
a follow-up on his tendonitis.

232
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,218
The cycle of shattered
families ends in
about 20 minutes.

233
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:03,797
Happy lunch hour, colleague
and light of my life.

234
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,933
Ditch that soggy sandwich...
Kobe.

235
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,504
'Cause you're about to feast
on a taste of Bangkok.

236
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,706
(LAUGHS)

237
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,709
Which I know you love
because you said
it in the past,

238
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,410
and I double-checked
with Molly.

239
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,747
Wow!

240
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,881
(GASPS)
Ta-da!

241
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:24,084
Dahlias.
My favorite.

242
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,086
"Sorry for your loss"?

243
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,821
No. Ignore that. I...

244
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,089
I swiped them
from the chapel.

245
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,458
I was gonna buy some,
but I ran out of time.

246
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,161
Mr. Zimmer's tendonitis turned
out to be a hairline fracture.

247
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,729
Okay,
what's happening here?

248
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,265
Well, medically speaking,
sometimes a wrist x-ray
won't show the...

249
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,067
No, Ken. With this.

250
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,802
(SIGHS)

251
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,971
Look, maybe
I'm crazy, but I...

252
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,907
I'm afraid we could end up
like my parents.

253
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,977
I mean, think about it.
Our marriages
are very similar.

254
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,912
Okay, that is crazy.

255
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,314
We're nothing
like your parents.

256
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,749
We love each other,

257
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,051
and we accept each
other for who we are.

258
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:02,322
Thanks, Al.
I really needed that.

259
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,891
Oh, no.

260
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,360
What? What are you
in the process
of overthinking?

261
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,830
My mother said
almost the exact same
thing to my dad

262
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,432
on their 30th anniversary
at the Sizzler!

263
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,136
(SIGHS)

264
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,874
Wait. So I don't get
the nice lunch?

265
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,810
Sorry, I need to go
eat my feelings.

266
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,144
(SIGHS)

267
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,578
Seriously?
The flowers, too?

268
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,048
They're pretty.

269
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,483
A little help?

270
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,527
How was school?

271
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,629
Ugh. Can we dispense
with the small talk?

272
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,397
I'm not big on that
these days.

273
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,701
Besides,
the real question is...

274
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,938
How are you?

275
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,441
Okay.

276
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,744
You know, it's okay to admit
that you're not okay.

277
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,047
Okay.

278
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:05,018
That's it.
Let it all out.

279
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,724
What's going on?

280
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,561
Why did you wait so long to
tell us about you and Grandma?

281
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,130
We were afraid your father
couldn't handle it.

282
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,633
But he surprised me.
He put big-boy pants on.

283
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,337
Maybe for a minute,

284
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,473
but then he went to
his room and wet them.

285
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:29,977
He's not okay.

286
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,511
Then why
did he say he was?

287
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,481
Maybe you
should ask him.

288
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,818
Well, that's our time.

289
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,261
Jail... How appropriate

290
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,563
since we're all
prisoners of fate anyway.

291
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,833
Something wrong?

292
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,936
Boy, someone's
in a chatty mood.

293
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,773
Sorry. I'm having a hard time
continuing this charade

294
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,210
when we both know
it's doomed to fail.

295
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,146
Let's just
play the game.

296
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,316
Ooh, doubles.

297
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,754
Boy, I am so tired.

298
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,223
(BANGS ON GLASS)
Oh!

299
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,291
Oh, man!
Who knocks like that?

300
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:24,497
That's my dad's knock.
Hard-core Koreans
never adjust for glass.

301
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,199
I'm not ready to talk to him.
It's too soon.

302
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,734
No, no, no.
Tell him I'm not here.
Say I'm at home.

303
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,801
You live with him.

304
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,138
Tell him I'm at work.
These are not great ideas!

305
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,206
Just... You know what?
Just go. Go.
We'll cover for you.

306
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,841
Clark, cover for him.
No, no.

307
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,976
I do not lie...
I'm a terrible liar...

308
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,077
No, I'm not doing it.
No, you...

309
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,145
Hi!
Hey.

310
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,181
I need to
speak with Ken.

311
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,383
Um, yeah, Clark,
do that,

312
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,318
'cause I'm minding my
business around here.

313
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:50,123
Uh, so sorry,
but, uh, he's...

314
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,025
He's at a conference.

315
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,094
Yeah, with other hiders,
other doctors.

316
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,763
PAT: Hey, there he is.

317
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,698
The Korean Tom Selleck.

318
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,902
You know, I would love
to pick your studly brain

319
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,871
for some
dating pointers.

320
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,108
You know,
mustache to mustache.

321
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,211
Hey, what do you say
we mosey across the street
and I'll buy you a beer?

322
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,846
You can buy me a beer,
but I don't mosey.

323
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,984
There's that
legendary charisma

324
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,119
that sends Realtor
panties floor-ward.

325
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,855
After you, Professor.

326
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,295
Is he gone?
Yes, thank God.

327
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,530
You know lying
stresses me out.

328
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,631
Listen to me,
little man.

329
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,166
You got to make peace
with your father.

330
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,534
When my parents
got divorced,

331
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,004
I fell out with my dad
and we never resolved it.

332
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,072
Don't wait
until it's too late.

333
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,610
Thanks, Damona.

334
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,678
You could still work it out
with your dad, couldn't you?

335
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,879
It's never too late.

336
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,415
(CHUCKLES)

337
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,817
You know my father died
five years ago!

338
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,286
You know that!
That don't make no sense!

339
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,955
Here, here, these are for you!
And don't ignore the card!
It applies!

340
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,893
Your father's not dead.

341
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,262
I know. He's just
so easy to get.

342
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,696
(LAUGHS)

343
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,239
Hey, Dave.
What's going on?

344
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,306
Ask her.

345
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,374
(SCREAMS)

346
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,312
Every time.

347
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,581
You don't have to worry
about it anymore.

348
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,615
We're breaking up.

349
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,451
Oh, no.

350
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,057
Let's face it.
Our fate was sealed long ago.

351
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,858
Grandchild of divorce.

352
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,927
Okay, hang on.

353
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,964
Emily, why don't you
join Dave on the couch?

354
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,569
(SIGHS)

355
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,003
Are your grandparents
still together?

356
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,906
Both sets?

357
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,977
So, her stellar marital
pedigree cancels out
your tarnished one.

358
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,945
You two have nothing
to worry about.

359
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,014
I never thought
of it that way.

360
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,950
Emily, can you forgive
a self-involved oaf

361
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,986
and take me back?

362
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,789
Yes.
Okay,
let's not talk it to death.

363
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,699
Er... So, what's your
go-to, hmm?

364
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,968
Singles bars?
Dating websites?

365
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,238
Garden center
of the Home Depot?

366
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,208
Unless the game
has changed,

367
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,243
the ladies love
their succulents.

368
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,878
Don't talk so much.

369
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,747
Ah, yes.

370
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,250
Play the strong,
silent type.

371
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,652
Women lap that up
like pudding.

372
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:37,157
No, I mean you now.
Don't talk so much.

373
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,558
Ah...

374
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,994
Oh, your
son is here.

375
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,098
And I've got nothing
to learn from him.

376
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,713
So...

377
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,915
...you're not okay
with our divorce.

378
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,485
No, Dad.

379
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,288
So help me out.

380
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,257
"Grew apart?"

381
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,159
What does
that even mean?

382
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,394
When you and Wendi
left the house,

383
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,497
your mom wanted to
move back to Korea.

384
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,600
I wanted to stay here.

385
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,704
Resentments grow,
we talk less and less,

386
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,406
watch TV more and more.

387
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,742
She watch
a lot of golf.

388
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,579
I hate golf.

389
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,514
Ball goes up,
ball comes down.

390
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,750
I fall asleep.

391
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,786
Woke up 30 years later...

392
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,021
...grown apart.

393
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,624
But your mom
is doing great.

394
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,194
Much happier now.

395
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,263
We should've
told you sooner.

396
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,299
I'm sorry.

397
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,137
It's okay.

398
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,307
I mean, it's not like
you weren't gonna
tell me eventually.

399
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,341
(CHUCKLES)

400
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,310
Yeah, sure.

401
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,278
(CLICKS TONGUE)

402
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,681
I just keep thinking if this
could happen to you and Mom,

403
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,949
what about
me and Allison?

404
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,117
No way.

405
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,720
I watch you and Allison
all these years.

406
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,556
I see what a good
relationship looks like.

407
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,426
You have problem,
you talk.

408
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,160
Mom and I
never did that.

409
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,464
You and Allison
have chemistry.

410
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,499
Very rare.

411
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,336
If anyone can last,
it's you two.

412
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,172
Thanks, Dad.

413
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,876
I got it.

414
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,246
Pat.

415
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,084
I'm happy to buy
Asian Burt Reynolds a beer,

416
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,620
but why should I shell out
for Asian Doogie Howser?

417
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,157
Shut up and pay.

418
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,562
So cool.
So commanding.

419
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,231
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Sexy, sexy man.

420
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,973
Well, my dad and I
had a great talk.

421
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,109
It was a real breakthrough,
and I'm eager to
share about it.

422
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,678
Great, let's...
Is Molly around?

423
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,979
(CHUCKLES)

424
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,983
I'm so glad
you're feeling better.

425
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,151
So much better, Allison.

426
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,753
And you were right.

427
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,456
I had
nothing to worry about.

428
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,092
With us, you never have
anything to worry about.

429
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,599
So, does this mean
no more fancy lunches

430
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,101
or spontaneous
flower giving?

431
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:39,406
Allison, I promise
I will never dote
on you again.

432
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,108
Oh, sweetie,
I know you won't.

433
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,143
(BOTH LAUGH)

434
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,715
IN-SOOK: Sorry
we didn't tell you right away,

435
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,683
but we thought why upset you.

436
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,952
That's okay. I know you
would've told me eventually.

437
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,421
Yeah, yeah, sure.

438
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,591
Well, you look great, Mom,

439
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,427
and you seem like
you're in high spirits.

440
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,763
Yeah. I have your grandmother,
all my cousins.

441
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,565
Don't you worry.

442
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,802
I know, but it's not the same
as being, you know,
coupled up.

443
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,672
(SPEAKS KOREAN)

444
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,281
Min-Jun is just a friend.

445
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,850
(SPEAKS KOREAN)