1
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Okay. Mr. Richman's flu
has been vanquished.

2
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Who's next in line
to be...

3
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* A-feelin' my healin'

4
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Okay. Get ready.

5
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Oh, no.

6
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Just please tell me
it doesn't involve
a hernia exam.

7
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At the risk of sounding
unprofessional,

8
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I hate tugging plums
before lunch.

9
00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,461
No. Much better.

10
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Dicky Wexler!

11
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(SQUEALS)

12
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Who's Dicky Wexler?

13
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Dr. Ken's
favorite patient.

14
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He's hilarious.
Old-school comedian.

15
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I've loved him
since I was a kid.

16
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I did one of his routines
word for word

17
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in my fourth grade
talent show. (SCOFFS)

18
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It did not go well,
but in my defense,

19
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I thought he actually went
motor boating with Charo.

20
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(GURGLING)

21
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Ta-da! (LAUGHS)

22
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Dicky!

23
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How's my favorite
pint-sized doc, huh?

24
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Look at this guy.

25
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He's so small,
he could model
for trophies.

26
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(BOTH LAUGH)

27
00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,998
Oh, I am not tall.

28
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Clarky, Clarky,
if that dome gets
any shinier,

29
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you can get a job
as lighthouse.

30
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(ALL LAUGH)

31
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Damona, Damona,
you look younger
every year.

32
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Oh!

33
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Then again,
I'm legally blind,
so you do the math.

34
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(ALL LAUGH)

35
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who, who...
Who is this?

36
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Hi, Dicky.
I'm Dr. Julie Dobbs.

37
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What do we say
we go down
to the courthouse

38
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and change your name
to Wife Number Five?

39
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(ALL LAUGH)

40
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Oh, hey, hey,
hey, listen.

41
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I got this for you.

42
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My show at the
Tropicana, 1978.

43
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Thanks, Dicky.

44
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I listen to these
whenever I'm in
a bad mood.

45
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So, always?

46
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(CHUCKLES)

47
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People,
a lot of you were late

48
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with your time cards
this week, so...

49
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

50
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Where'd you get this guy,
Bureaucrats "R" Us?

51
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(CHUCKLING)
Okay, okay, Dicky.

52
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Let's get you
to an exam room.

53
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Seriously. If red tape
and boredom had a kid,

54
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it would be that guy.
(LAUGHS)

55
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Because you're boring!

56
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(ALL LAUGHING)

57
00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,825
(LAUGHING)

58
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So, what brings you
in today?

59
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There's a benefit show
at the Friars Club
next week,

60
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but they won't let me do it
unless I get cleared
by a doctor.

61
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I guess Charlene
makes them nervous.

62
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I'm sorry. Charlene?

63
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Dicky's had myeloma
for a few years.

64
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Cancer is such
an ugly word.

65
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So I named it Charlene,
after my ex-wife.

66
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(CHUCKLES)

67
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They're each
about as much fun,

68
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and they've had
similar effects on me.

69
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(DR. KEN CHUCKLES)

70
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Well, Dicky, I'm sure
your oncologist
went over this,

71
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but Charlene is kind of
making herself
at home in there.

72
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

73
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I, I know, but listen.
I feel great.

74
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I'm doing my thing.
I'm taking walks.

75
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Look, I'm no athlete,
but neither are you.

76
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Looks like the only
pull-ups you do
are at the drive-through.

77
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(LAUGHS)

78
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I do get winded
on escalators.

79
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So, what do you say?
Will you give me
a doctor's note

80
00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,783
so I can do this thing?

81
00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,320
All right.
DICKY: All right.

82
00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,521
DR. KEN: All right,
I'll make it happen.

83
00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,723
Okay. But...

84
00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,024
You better
save me a seat

85
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and not a booster seat
like last time.

86
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You didn't.

87
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You got to admit
it was funny.

88
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(BOTH LAUGH)

89
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It was.

90
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And it really did help me see
the stage better, so...

91
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(LAUGHING) Okay, Dicky,
I'll see you at the show.

92
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Thanks again, Doc.

93
00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,347
Good luck with that lawsuit
against your barber.

94
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(BOTH LAUGH)

95
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This is not
Supercuts' best work.

96
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Hey, sweetheart.

97
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Let me take you out
for a romantic dinner.

98
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What are you doing
tomorrow at 4:00?

99
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(ALL LAUGH)

100
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All right, all right
all right, I'll see you
when I see you.

101
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(CHUCKLES)

102
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Ah, he always says that.

103
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Dr. Park, are you sure
that Dicky is healthy enough
to do that show?

104
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His platelets
and hemoglobin
are both very low.

105
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Trust me.
The guy's been
performing forever.

106
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He survived
two tours in Vietnam.

107
00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,078
USO tours, but still.

108
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,782
Those guys are not
an easy laugh.

109
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Okay. It's just,
you've always told me

110
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not to get too close
to my patients

111
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because it could cloud
my judgment.

112
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My judgment's fine.

113
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Dicky's strong
as an ox, and I know
what he can handle.

114
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I've been his doctor
since you were
a little girl

115
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doing pretend vaccinations
on your dolls.

116
00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,868
I told you that
in confidence!

117
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Damona...

118
00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,741
Is the old man gone?

119
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I'm having a puffy day,
and I don't feel like enduring
any more of his barbs.

120
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He's gone.
Oh, good.

121
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All right,
quick announcement,
people.

122
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Due to some cockroach eggs
in the pancake batter,

123
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the commissary
will be closed tomorrow.

124
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But today
it's business as usual.

125
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And they're doing
all-you-can-eat pancakes.

126
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Ooh, let's get tacos
for lunch tomorrow.

127
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Oh, actually,
I hate to be
a Johnny-Asserts-Himself

128
00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,603
instead of a
Little-Timmy-Goes-Along,

129
00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,205
but I believe it's my turn
to choose the restaurant,

130
00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,040
and this new vegan place
just opened.

131
00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,843
Oh! I would,
but I had yard trimmings
for breakfast.

132
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Just try it, Pat.

133
00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,816
Jared Leto's a vegan,
and you love him.

134
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Oh, Leto. Well...

135
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I guess if he can put it
in his beautiful mouth,

136
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I can put it in mine.

137
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Sorry about
the cavities, Molly.

138
00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,435
You got to take care
of your teeth.

139
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They're the
white picket fence
of your face house.

140
00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,606
(LISPING)
Shut up, Dave.

141
00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,642
Dave, don't rub it in.
You just had one
good checkup.

142
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"Good"? It was perfect.

143
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My teeth are so amazing,

144
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you should be
on guard for poachers
coming after me.

145
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Ding!

146
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Okay.
See you Tuesday at 11:00.

147
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Dr. Park.

148
00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,056
Kate! How are you?

149
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Great.
(CHUCKLES)

150
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Well, bye.

151
00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,328
Have a day.

152
00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,300
(LISPING)
What was that about?

153
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,836
Just a former patient
of mine.

154
00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,303
It's no big deal.

155
00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,241
Five years I spent
treating Kate.

156
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She told me
she didn't need
therapy anymore,

157
00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,746
but there she was,

158
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waltzing out of another
therapist's office
like she owned the place

159
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literally, as if she had
the deed in her back pocket.

160
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I thought you said
it was no big deal.

161
00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,456
And aren't deeds
just for ranches?

162
00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,024
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

163
00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,927
Dr. Park.

164
00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,029
When?

165
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Mmm-hmm.

166
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Okay. On my way.

167
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What is it?
Dicky Wexler's
in the hospital.

168
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(LISPING)
Who's Dicky Wexler?

169
00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,382
I'm fine, Doc.

170
00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,284
I got a little tired,
so I took a load off.

171
00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,386
You collapsed in a busy
intersection.

172
00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,422
Everybody's so touchy
about where you lie down
these days.

173
00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,527
You told Dr. Marabi
you've been feeling
really tired

174
00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,662
and you're having trouble
getting up the stairs.

175
00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,531
But you told me
you felt great.

176
00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,501
Okay. So I lied.
I want to do the show.

177
00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,635
Even if you're
getting sicker?

178
00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,670
Especially
if I'm getting sicker.

179
00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,939
Look, Doc...

180
00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,041
I don't know
how much time
I got left but...

181
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,977
I want to spend it
doing what I love.
I know, Dicky, but...

182
00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,414
Onstage, a drink in my hand,
making people laugh.

183
00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,782
That's who I am.

184
00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,018
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)

185
00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,152
It's all I got.

186
00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,154
(SIGHS)

187
00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,225
Okay.
I'll let you do it.

188
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,661
Attaboy, Doc.
Thanks.

189
00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,530
All right, Dicky,
get some rest.

190
00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,197
Here, not on Ventura
and Woodman.

191
00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,332
(CHUCKLES)

192
00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,000
All right, Doc.
Hey.

193
00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,769
I'll see you
when I see you.
(CLICKS TONGUE)

194
00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,074
Mom, have you seen
my pink top?

195
00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,676
Okay. So I'm not fine
with Kate

196
00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,410
leaving me
for another therapist.

197
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,812
There. I admit it.

198
00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,349
So, that's a "no"
on the top?

199
00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,486
I just wish I knew
what I did wrong with her.

200
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,756
Just play it cool.

201
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,791
If you're aloof,
they always come back.

202
00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,761
Molly, she's a patient,

203
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,629
not a sophomore boy
with saggy pants

204
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,766
and ethnically
inappropriate dreadlocks.

205
00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,635
Mock if you will,
but Xander came back.

206
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,338
(SLURPING)

207
00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:28,008
Dave, how many bowls
of that blue cereal
have you had?

208
00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,610
At least three.

209
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,813
And last night,
he took a bag of Snickers
to bed with him.

210
00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,517
I can have as much
sugar as I want.

211
00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,720
I've got enamel
for days, son!

212
00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,089
(SLURPING)

213
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,958
Vegan chili,

214
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,160
kale ravioli,
jealous...

215
00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,530
Garden burger,

216
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,600
and tofu banh mi...

217
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,203
Which will soon be
in me.

218
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,138
(CLARK CHUCKLES)

219
00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,441
That's a little food joke
I tell, so...

220
00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:04,177
(SNIFFS)
Mmm. Yeah.
Smells terrific.

221
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,846
And there's no meat
in this?
Nope.

222
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,986
Well, mine tastes
fantastic, Clark.

223
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,487
Thank you, Damona.

224
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,223
And you know what's so cool
about this place

225
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:20,160
is that the takeout menu
is actually printed
on rice-based paper,

226
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,528
so you can eat it.

227
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,000
Yeah. No.
I am thinking
of a different place.

228
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,304
And make sure
there's some bourbon
in the ambulance.

229
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,573
'Cause that's what
he likes before a show.

230
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,442
Well, just swing
by a liquor store.

231
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,944
A cool paramedic
would do it.

232
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,814
Dr. Park, are you sure

233
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,150
that taking Dicky
out of the hospital
is a good idea?

234
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,918
Hmm, let me check.

235
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,254
Uh, yeah, I am.

236
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,122
I'm just worried
that your feelings

237
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,658
might be clouding
your judgment.

238
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,292
And I'm just worried...
Loser says, "What?"

239
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,827
What?
Aha!

240
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,297
Every time!

241
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,900
Wait. Just answer me
one thing.

242
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,002
If Dicky's chart belonged
to another patient,

243
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,437
would you really
let him leave the hospital?

244
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,207
(SIGHS)

245
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,310
No. I wouldn't.

246
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,114
I'm sorry.
I know this must be
really hard.

247
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,450
How am I gonna
tell him?

248
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,654
Just be honest.
That's always best.

249
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,757
Oh, God,
that vegan chili
smells like Satan's diaper.

250
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,798
Okay,
honesty is usually best.

251
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,912
(GASPS)

252
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,180
Liaress!

253
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,851
You said you liked
my vegan food,

254
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,687
but then you threw it
in the trash after
barely one bite?

255
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,523
Look, I'm sorry, Clark,
but it was just so nasty!

256
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,758
(GASPS)

257
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,226
I had to gargle
with hamburger

258
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,229
just to get the taste
out of my mouth.

259
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,164
What, and you
didn't feel like
you could tell me this?

260
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,699
You wanted us
to like it so bad.

261
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,134
And please don't take this
the wrong way,

262
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,069
but you tend to be
a little over-dramatic.

263
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,337
(GASPS)

264
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,619
Ah. Hey, Doc.

265
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,156
I got my penguin suit
for the show.

266
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,824
That tux
has been through a lot.

267
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,793
You, you see
those stitches?

268
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,395
That's where Don Rickles
stabbed me with a fork.

269
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,431
Truth be told,
I had recently stabbed him
with two forks.

270
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,570
Listen, Dicky...

271
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,672
There's not
gonna be a show.

272
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,074
What the hell
are you talking about?

273
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,675
It's Charlene.

274
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,643
She's bad.

275
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,780
Charlene's always bad.

276
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,548
Come on...
She got you, Dicky.

277
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,117
This time,
she got you.

278
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,693
In that case,
I got to do the show.

279
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,995
I got to do it.

280
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,730
I'm sorry.

281
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,634
The medically
responsible thing to do
is to keep you here,

282
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,569
monitored, comfortable...

283
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,239
Hey! I'm not
comfortable, okay?

284
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,908
This place stinks.

285
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,410
And the only alcohol
they got is the kind
you can't drink.

286
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,478
Dicky...

287
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,080
Look, Doc.

288
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,681
The club is my home.

289
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,819
Let me go home.

290
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,421
I can't.

291
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:36,890
I thought you were
my friend.

292
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,192
I am, but I'm also
your doctor.

293
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,760
Yeah, well,
doctors are supposed
to help people.

294
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,130
I am helping you.
No, you're not.

295
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,464
You're worse
than Charlene.

296
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,699
Goodbye.

297
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,639
What?
Oh, for goodness' sake.

298
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,507
Okay, well, well,
they sometimes jam.

299
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,343
You just press
and I'll pull.
I'm pressing. I'm pressing.

300
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,211
You pressed
the wrong button.
Just press the other button.

301
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,512
I'm pressing
the other one.

302
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,248
Okay, well,
now you just
turned on the TV.

303
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,749
Oh, get hell out of here.

304
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,264
I just wish
I could help Dicky
do one last show.

305
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,765
I know.

306
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,033
But try to remember
how much

307
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,701
you have helped him
through the years.

308
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,003
True.

309
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,371
I treated
his hypertension,

310
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,506
his cholesterol,
his adulterer's knee.

311
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,643
Don't beat yourself up
over it.

312
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,812
That's what I realized
about my thing with Kate.

313
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,315
At some point,
you just have to let go
and move on.

314
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,850
Good for you, Mom.
You've moved on.

315
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:40,553
I haven't moved on.
I just said I should.

316
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,855
Wait.
What did you say?

317
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,691
I should move on.
"Move." That's it!

318
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,659
Where are you going?
I've got an idea,

319
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,963
and it's so crazy
that it just might work!

320
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,166
Actually, it's not that crazy,
but it just might work!

321
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,771
Dave, you've barely
touched your dinner.

322
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,173
I ate too many sweets.

323
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,842
Now my tummy and my butt
aren't friends anymore.

324
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,146
Serves you right,
show-off.

325
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,615
That's what you get
for brushing your teeth
with pudding.

326
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,353
My mistake was hubris.

327
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,456
This all happened
because you took us
to the dentist together.

328
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,991
I want to go to my
next appointment alone.

329
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,227
Wait.
What did you just say?

330
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,195
I want to go to my
next appointment alone?

331
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,265
"Appointment."
That's it!

332
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,100
I have to rearrange
my schedule tomorrow.

333
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,138
I'm gonna get to the
bottom of this Kate thing
once and for all.

334
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,973
Why is everyone having
sudden realizations

335
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,707
based on what other people
are saying?

336
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,609
"Based on."
That's it!

337
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,647
Seriously?
What did you realize?

338
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,815
Nothing. I just want
to be included.

339
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:54,061
Good morning,
Pat, Julie...

340
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,097
Person whose pants
are on fire
because she's a liar, liar.

341
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,735
Clark, I know you had
no way to know this,

342
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,538
but my Uncle Howard died
in a pants fire.

343
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,678
It's just lunch, Clark.

344
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,380
Is this about the mulch
and cave scrapings

345
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,449
you made everyone
eat yesterday?

346
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,518
How long are you
gonna stay mad
at me about this?

347
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,153
23 days.

348
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,254
(SCOFFS)

349
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,956
No.

350
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,125
23 business days.

351
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,796
Morning, Mr. Clark.

352
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,231
Here's a veggie
breakfast burrito

353
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,733
to repay you for giving me
your lunch yesterday.

354
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,741
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
I don't know
what you're talking about.

355
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,245
Remember? You said
it was a banh mi,
but soon it would be in me.

356
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,317
You gave Juan-Julio
your lunch yesterday?

357
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,052
It's just...

358
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,454
I didn't like it.

359
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,758
(STUTTERING)
I couldn't admit it

360
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,627
because I had talked up
vegan food so much,

361
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,529
but I guess
vegan restaurants

362
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,963
are just like other
restaurants.

363
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,965
Sometimes they suck.

364
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,768
Always they suck.

365
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,606
I'm just...
I'm so sorry, Damona.

366
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,709
Please, can we never
let food come
between us again?

367
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,813
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Okay.

368
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,782
Except for
ice cream cake.

369
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,817
Where there's ice cream cake,
there are no friends.

370
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,620
I will blind a bitch
for some ice cream cake.

371
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,491
(GAGS)

372
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,961
Oh, I'm sorry,
Juan-Julio.

373
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,196
It's just,
this burrito tastes...

374
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,930
Gross. I know.

375
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,699
It's payback
for giving me
your nasty lunch.

376
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,705
So we understand
each other.

377
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,212
Have a wonderful day
of smiles, everybody!

378
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,662
Kate!

379
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,831
Wow!
Twice in one week.

380
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,032
Yeah.

381
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,367
What are you doing here?

382
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,037
I was about to see my...

383
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,939
Lactation consultant.

384
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,443
I haven't breastfed
in over a decade.

385
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,844
Just want to make sure
everything works

386
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,180
in case I go back to it.

387
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,749
You know, the kids eat
so much junk. (CHUCKLES)

388
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,686
Right.

389
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,056
So, uh, I, I see
you've got
a new therapist.

390
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,725
Look, Dr. Park...

391
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,393
No need to explain.
(CHUCKLES)

392
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,262
I'm a professional.

393
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,097
I'm sure you had
your reasons
for ending our sessions.

394
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,532
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate that.

395
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,867
So, what were they?

396
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,769
Kate.
Is everything okay?

397
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,104
Uh, nope.

398
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,840
Dr. Humes,
this is Dr. Park.

399
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,942
She used to be
my therapist.

400
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,877
Mmm.
Hi. Oh. Yep.

401
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,150
You guys seem really
good together.

402
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,318
Kate is
a pleasure to treat.

403
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,120
She communicates
very well.

404
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,256
Yeah, well,
I kind of taught her
how to do that,

405
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,191
so... (CHUCKLES)
You're welcome.

406
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,127
Dr. Park,
is something wrong?

407
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,995
No... Actually, yes.

408
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,965
Kate left me
and lied about it.

409
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,368
Now she's out
gallivanting around
with her hot new piece

410
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,536
while I'm stuck at home
with the kids.

411
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,874
Dr. Park,
I'm sorry if I hurt
your feelings.

412
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,776
I just wanted
to see what else
was out there.

413
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,944
Oh.

414
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,014
So, it was nothing I did?

415
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,183
No.

416
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,017
In fact, you're the one
who taught me

417
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,886
to venture out
and explore new options.

418
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,689
Oh, right. (CHUCKLES)
I did do that.

419
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:48,428
Anyway, uh,
it was nice to see you/
meet you.

420
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,129
(LAUGHS) Okay.

421
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,664
Oh, what about
your appointment?

422
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,733
Oh, right, yes.
This whole...

423
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,001
Yeah.

424
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,106
So, can you come at 10:00
next week instead of 11:00?

425
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,741
Oh, I think so.
Good.

426
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,113
Yeah.

427
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,381
Okay. Yep.

428
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,058
Are you ready?

429
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,827
Ready as I'll ever be.

430
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,495
(EKG BEEPING STEADILY)

431
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,498
Ladies and gentlemen,

432
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,166
live from
Welltopia's East Tower,

433
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,437
the one and only
Dicky Wexler!

434
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,272
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

435
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,575
DICKY: Good to see you.
Good to see you.

436
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,743
Ta-da!

437
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,411
(ALL CHEERING)

438
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,314
Hey, great intro, Doc.

439
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,115
If only you were
that good
at curing cancer,

440
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,384
I'd be on a beach
right now.

441
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,985
(ALL LAUGH)

442
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,855
My future ex-wife is here.

443
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,757
Hey, dollface,
how about a sponge bath?

444
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,158
And if that goes well,
you can give me one.

445
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,661
(ALL LAUGH)

446
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,063
What happens when you take
a blob of cookie dough,

447
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,032
you put it in a cheap suit,
and you give it chlamydia?

448
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,934
I don't know.
Ask this guy.
It's his life story.

449
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,303
(ALL LAUGH)

450
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:09,242
Very funny, but,
seriously, I, I do not
have any STDs.

451
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,143
Bug-free since '93.

452
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,512
Ah.

453
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,816
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
You're a
great audience.

454
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,984
Not great-looking.

455
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,886
I mean, come on.
Look at you people.

456
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,289
A truck-stop gift shop
doesn't have
this many ugly mugs.

457
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,856
(ALL LAUGH)

458
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,525
We are not attractive.

459
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,260
(ALL LAUGHING)

460
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,541
DICKY: Man, it's great to be
back at the Tropicana.

461
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,510
I lost my bag at the airport.

462
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,645
To be honest, she was ready
to leave me anyway.

463
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,013
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

464
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,148
I tell you, Vegas sure is
different than New York.

465
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,917
Here, you ask
for a corned beef sandwich,

466
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,219
a hooker takes you up
to your hotel room
and robs you.

467
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,721
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Hey, don't tell my wife.

468
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,088
I'm not supposed to eat
corned beef.

469
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,790
(LAUGHS)

470
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,527
I joke about my wife,
but to be honest,
I love my mistress.

471
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,028
(CHUCKLES)

472
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,165
See you
when I see you, pal.

473
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,870
(SIGHS DEEPLY)