1
00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,039
Hey.

2
00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,574
Dave got invited
to a birthday party.

3
00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,975
Legit or entire class?

4
00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,478
Does it matter?

5
00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,480
No, it does not.
Hmm.

6
00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,582
Let's savor the victory.

7
00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,285
Okay, I need to be
picked up at 3 o'clock
sharp today.

8
00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,019
And bring a snack,
'cause you'll be
driving me to yoga

9
00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:21,622
and waiting in the car,
and I know you get grumpy
when you don't eat,

10
00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,257
and that'll harsh
my Zen.

11
00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,494
Thanks, Mom.
Bye.

12
00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,530
Yoga, huh?
Maybe I should try that.
I've been so stressed out.

13
00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,499
Okay, Molly!
Have a great day!

14
00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,666
What's that, sweet pea?

15
00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,034
Okay! I'll have
a great day, too.

16
00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:35,369
(CHUCKLES)

17
00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,372
Oh, a hug?
You got it!
Get over here!

18
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,144
Man, it's like
she doesn't even
acknowledge that I exist.

19
00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,645
She used to be
all about me.

20
00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,180
Remember when she
was a baby?

21
00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,883
We used to hear her
on the monitor saying,
"Dada. Dada."

22
00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,753
Yeah. And then you
would wake me up
and make me go in?

23
00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,855
Oh, I'm sorry, Al.

24
00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,225
I guess I should have
breastfed her.

25
00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,293
I just miss how close
we used to be.

26
00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,629
It's just a phase.
She's a teenager.

27
00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,897
Her brain's telling her
to only think about herself.

28
00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:06,300
So, she gets to pretend
I don't exist,

29
00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,901
and I just have to deal
with it?

30
00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,570
That doesn't sound
very me.

31
00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,241
Well, why don't you try
and do more
things with her?

32
00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,742
It's hard.

33
00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,745
When she was, like, 13,
I used to take her shopping
at Forever 21,

34
00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,313
but now she never wants
to go with me.

35
00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,149
I don't blame her.

36
00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,950
Nobody wants to spend
four hours watching
you try on overalls.

37
00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,520
Look,
if it really bugs you,

38
00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,122
you could make
more of an effort.

39
00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,857
Or I could just double down
on Dave.

40
00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,392
Can boys wear wedges?

41
00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,295
I thought it'd be cool
if I showed up
to the party taller.

42
00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,866
Yeah, I'll figure
something out with Molly.

43
00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,606
Yo!

44
00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:46,674
'Sup?
Holla.

45
00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,075
What it do.

46
00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,212
So, my friend Joanne
is trying to unload

47
00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,913
some tickets to a boy band
concert tomorrow

48
00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:55,149
'cause her daughter
called her a bitch.

49
00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:58,018
So, you guys heard
of a group called Emblem3?

50
00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,020
(ALL GASP)
E3?

51
00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,789
Molly loves them!

52
00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,957
I remember
when they were first
on The X Factor.

53
00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,826
It was like,
(SCREAMING)
"Oh, my God!

54
00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,929
"You got to get in here
and see this now!"

55
00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,399
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
And Molly was like,
"What is it, Dad?"

56
00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,303
E3 is the best.

57
00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,971
Wesley and Keaton
and Drew are amazing.

58
00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,373
And, fun fan fact,

59
00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,209
Drew's favorite color
is glitter.

60
00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,412
What?

61
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,113
I'm lonely.
You know this.

62
00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,016
Who wants the tickets?

63
00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,551
Ooh! Ooh! Me!
(LAUGHS)

64
00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,386
Ha! Seniority!
In your face!

65
00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,255
(LAUGHS)

66
00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,823
I'm gonna take Molly
and her friends.

67
00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,291
I've been looking
to do more stuff with her,

68
00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,060
and this is stuff!
(LAUGHS)

69
00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,195
So, how much?

70
00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,296
$50 each.

71
00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,997
Damn, Gina!
(LAUGHS)

72
00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,269
Kidding. It's fine.
I'm a doctor.

73
00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,908
Damona.
I got you a chai latte.

74
00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,810
Ah.
This says, "Carlos."

75
00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,613
Don't worry about it.

76
00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,085
So, I know it's not
going great for Carlos,

77
00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,620
but how are things
with you and Pat?

78
00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,356
(SIGHS)
I don't know.

79
00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,757
At first,
it was exciting,

80
00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,659
but now it feels like
the wind has kind of died

81
00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,394
and the anchor
is dragging

82
00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:14,928
and I think
I've been spending
too much time

83
00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,196
on his damn boat.

84
00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,300
(SIGHS)
I got to end this.

85
00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,801
Okay.
Here's what you do.

86
00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,504
Give him a reason
to break up with you.

87
00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,507
Like fake
your grandmother's death

88
00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,342
and then subtly hint

89
00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,778
that you are
the police's
number-one suspect.

90
00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,816
Or...
You could just rip
the Band-Aid off

91
00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,217
and end it for good.

92
00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:41,188
That's what
Topher and I do
every time we break up.

93
00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,990
Yeah,
I think you're right.
Okay.

94
00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,058
Three reasons
why my way is better

95
00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:48,429
Joe, Nando, and Nando T.

96
00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,264
They all believe
I killed my grandmother,

97
00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,165
and they all dumped me
because of it.

98
00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:56,169
So...
Who is the
relationship expert now?

99
00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,539
Girls, boom.

100
00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,981
Well, the race
for Father of the Year
is heating up,

101
00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,518
and I'm the early favorite
to bring home a Daddy.

102
00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,253
(CHUCKLES)

103
00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,289
You know,
that's what they would call it
if they had an award show.

104
00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,690
Anyone mind
if I take
another run at this?

105
00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,359
Thank you.
Okay. Great.

106
00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,860
Hey, Mol.
Guess what?

107
00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,030
Tomorrow afternoon,
you're gonna see Emblem3!

108
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,498
What?
(SCREAMS)

109
00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,567
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh!

110
00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,902
That's right.

111
00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,671
I'm taking you
and your besties
to see

112
00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:34,241
what Tiger Beat and I call
"California's
most kissable band."

113
00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,977
Wait.
You're taking me?

114
00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:40,314
Yeah, totally.
It's gonna be stupid.
(CHUCKLES)

115
00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,750
Me, you,
and our entire squad.

116
00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,753
Our squad?

117
00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,087
Mom, can't you take us?

118
00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,656
I'm taking Dave
to a birthday party.

119
00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,391
Legit or entire class?

120
00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,993
Does it matter?
Let's just savor
the victory.

121
00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,665
Okay. I guess
Dad'll take us.
Beggars can't be choosers.

122
00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,199
No, they cannot.

123
00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,935
Tammy. Guess what.

124
00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,637
We're gonna go
see Emblem3!

125
00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,972
(SCREAMS)

126
00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,908
(SCREAMS)

127
00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,678
Dad, please!
I'm trying to have
a conversation.

128
00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,113
(SCREAMS)

129
00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,988
Keaton just
Insta'd himself
with his shirt off.

130
00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,222
I am dead.

131
00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,658
No way.
Screen shot
and text it to me.

132
00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,762
Did you see
his girlfriend?

133
00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,098
Basic.
(SCOFFS) Lol!

134
00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,068
He means LOL.

135
00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,571
Um, so, have you seen
Emblem's new video?

136
00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,873
Yes. Oh, my God.
It's so great.
Um, like 100 times.

137
00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,743
Am I wrong
or does Wesley have,
like, a Gosling quality?

138
00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,213
Dad, seriously stop.

139
00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,449
Just put on Emblem3.

140
00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,685
What? Why would you
want to listen to a band
we're about to see?

141
00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,387
It's gonna
ruin the magic.

142
00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,122
If you order steak
for your entree,

143
00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,157
would you also
order steak
for your appetizer?

144
00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,226
I wouldn't know.
I'm a pescatarian.

145
00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,396
Oh, so fish are just
garbage animals
you can slaughter at will?

146
00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,231
Come on, Tammy.
Let's be honest
with ourselves.

147
00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,702
Okay,
who's ready
to crack open

148
00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,038
those pressed juices
I got at the juicery

149
00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,474
where all the cool,
healthy teens hang out?

150
00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,075
'Cause that place
is my jam.

151
00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,612
Ohmga!

152
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,815
He means OMG.

153
00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,889
Oh, no!
What happened?

154
00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,758
Dave was
chasing a butterfly
at a birthday party,

155
00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,259
and he stepped
on a rusty nail.

156
00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,127
It wouldn't have gone
through my shoe

157
00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,863
if you'd let me wear
the wedges.

158
00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,732
Ken's at a concert

159
00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,834
and the emergency room
is always packed,
so I brought him here.

160
00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,636
Good thinking.
Around these parts,

161
00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,404
you will always be
a V.I.P.

162
00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,707
That's
a Very Important Park.

163
00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,042
Ken would have
loved that,

164
00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,679
not because it's funny
but because
it's all about him.

165
00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,014
Come on, sir.
Let's get you cleaned up.

166
00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,116
So, hey, does your dad
ever talk about me
at home?

167
00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,551
Nope.
Okay.

168
00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,620
Okay.
Here's the deal.

169
00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,221
I know Dave needs
a tetanus booster,

170
00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,623
but he's deathly afraid
of needles.

171
00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:05,092
Oh, don't worry.
I'm great with kids.

172
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,494
I was one.

173
00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,062
(LAUGHS)

174
00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,431
That's what I tell them.
They love it.

175
00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,802
(CLEARS THROAT)

176
00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,337
Okay, just one more thing.
Have you had
your tetanus shot?

177
00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:22,175
Yeah. Why?
He will bite
if he feels cornered.

178
00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,012
If you don't believe me,
ask our neighbor's dog.
He knows.

179
00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,983
Okay, okay.

180
00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,652
I'm gonna get us
some snacks,
so stay in your seats.

181
00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,086
I don't want you
getting into trouble.

182
00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,622
I mean, of course,
YOLO and everything,

183
00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,691
but stay aware
of your surroundings
because, again, YOLO.

184
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,628
I'll go with you.

185
00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,296
Yeah, you will.
My dawg. YOLO!

186
00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,601
Dad, if your behavior
doesn't change,

187
00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,469
you are no longer
my father.

188
00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,171
Wow. Cold as ice.

189
00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,273
But hanging
with our squad
is my jam.

190
00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,475
Stop saying
everything is your jam.

191
00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,410
Geez.
Anything else?
Yeah.

192
00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,114
Here's a list
of other things you need
to never do again.

193
00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,150
"No using terms
like 'YOLO.'

194
00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:06,386
"No asking questions
about boyfriends.
No interacting?"

195
00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,755
Why don't I just go wait
in the car?

196
00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,822
Scroll down.

197
00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,091
"Go wait in the car."
Oh, okay.

198
00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,459
I'll text you
during the encore

199
00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,927
so you can put
the seat warmers on.

200
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,630
Make sure you turn
Tammy's on high.
Her butt runs cold.

201
00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,499
First concert
with your daughter?

202
00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:20,834
How could you tell?

203
00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,370
We overheard her
giving you the list.

204
00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,673
We've all gotten
the list.

205
00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,241
My daughter
laminated mine.

206
00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,678
My daughter made mine
the wallpaper
on my iPhone.

207
00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,714
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
I don't know
how to change it.

208
00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,883
But you don't have
to stand here
and take it.

209
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,384
Where else am I gonna go?

210
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,352
A parents' lounge?

211
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,154
Hells, yeah!

212
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,624
Who needs my self-absorbed
she-devil of a daughter

213
00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,793
when I could be absorbing
some of that SauvyB?

214
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,861
(CHUCKLES)
That's my jam!

215
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,163
"My jam."
What a fresh expression.

216
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,072
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

217
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,409
Ah, Damona.
My professional coworker.

218
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,477
Hang on.
(HUMMING)

219
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,784
M'lady.

220
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,487
Pat, listen.

221
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,124
I've been having
a lot of fun with you...

222
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,859
Okay.

223
00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,327
I think I know
where you're headed
with this.

224
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,930
Oh, that is such
a relief.

225
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,965
We need
to take a break...
Exactly.

226
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,134
...from this place,
and maybe head up north

227
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,402
to wine country
for a romantic weekend

228
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,505
a B&B, air or regular.
It's up to you.

229
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,507
(SIGHS)

230
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,646
Pat... (SIGHS)
Here's the thing.

231
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:42,049
My grandmother just died,
and I'm the police's
number-one suspect.

232
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,451
Not a big deal.

233
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,586
I can provide you
with an airtight alibi.

234
00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,923
So...

235
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,997
Dave, I get
being scared of shots.

236
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,767
I know a lot about kids.
I was one.

237
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,338
Okay.

238
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,675
Look,
this will just feel
like a minor bee sting.

239
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,042
Oh, I got stung once.

240
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,443
See?
Not so bad, right?

241
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,545
I was allergic,
and my throat closed up.

242
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,383
It was the most painful
and terrifying experience
of my young life.

243
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:21,621
Okay.
Ixnay on the eestingbay.

244
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,323
I speak pig Latin.

245
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,059
A meeting of the minds.

246
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,830
This'll be quick.
I promise.

247
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,832
Fine.

248
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,500
Can I get
a glass of water first?

249
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,935
Sure, kiddo.

250
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,538
We are a go for the shot,

251
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,341
thanks to Dr. Julie Dobbs,
child whisperer.

252
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,476
(DOOR SLAMS)

253
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,912
Dave?

254
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,113
What are you doing?

255
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,548
DAVE: No one's jamming
a needle in me!

256
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,517
See you on the flip side,
fools!

257
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,022
He's not supposed to use
that type of language.

258
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,225
(ALL LAUGHING)

259
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,195
This isn't gouda.
This is greata.

260
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,663
(ALL LAUGH)

261
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,165
See? Isn't this
so much more fun

262
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,700
than being shunned
by your daughter?

263
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,702
Ugh.
Completely.
Oh.

264
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,604
It's like one day
she woke up in a bad mood
and it never went away.

265
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,873
And that was
three years ago.

266
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,341
(ALL LAUGH)

267
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,609
Oh. That's nothing.

268
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,513
Amy stopped
calling me "Mom" and
started calling me "Sheryl."

269
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,015
My name is Lynda.

270
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,754
Well, on the bright side,
they'll be off
to college soon,

271
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,556
and we can turn
their rooms
into home gyms.

272
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,558
We're turning Kara's
into an extra bedroom.

273
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,326
Because she wrecked
our marriage.

274
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,265
All I know is
it's gotten a lot easier
with Amy

275
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,632
since I've given up.

276
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,902
Okay, wait.
You've given up?

277
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,237
Oh, God, yeah.
We all have.
More wine?

278
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,874
No, wait.
It's just
temporary, right?

279
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,475
Come on.
They're teenagers.

280
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,110
(ALL LAUGH)

281
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,580
Okay, no.
I know I'm hilarious,
but I'm being serious.

282
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,948
She's going through
a phase.

283
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,217
A phase?
Adorable!

284
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,819
(ALL LAUGH)

285
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,520
Oh, face it, Ken.

286
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,891
In their eyes, we're just
chauffeurs, maids,
and ATMs.

287
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,192
Amen.
Mmm-hmm.

288
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,493
Okay, you know what?

289
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,863
You guys may have given up,
but that's not gonna be me.

290
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,833
Because I love my daughter,
and I'm gonna go be with her.

291
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,168
And there is nothing
that's gonna stand in the way

292
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,437
of us always having
a lifetime bond.

293
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,806
(DOOR CLOSES)

294
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,809
Little gouda for the road.

295
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,179
(KNOCKING)
Dave, come out.

296
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,915
There's pizza.

297
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,850
DAVE:
Please, Mother.

298
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,552
Pizza is the last thing
you should lie about.

299
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,155
I have the nose
of an Italian Bloodhound.

300
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,690
He does.

301
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,459
Okay.
I've got this.

302
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,494
I know kids.
I was one.

303
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,463
(LAUGHS)

304
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,032
Sorry, it must have been
the way he said it.

305
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,935
(CHUCKLING)
He was a kid.

306
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,505
(KNOCKING)
Dave, this is Clark.

307
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,041
I will pay you...

308
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,977
$51 to open this door.

309
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,612
DAVE: No, thanks.
Mo' money, mo' problems.

310
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:06,219
* Caught up in those
pretty city lights

311
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,189
* Wishing on a star

312
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,525
* For your direction

313
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,828
* Thinking of a new

314
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,865
* And different life

315
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,100
* 'Cause, babe,
I know this world...

316
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,902
Molly!
Listen to me!

317
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,637
I definitely don't want
to turn your room
into a gym.

318
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,073
I don't even work out.

319
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,308
I'm naturally toned.
It's crazy.

320
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,444
You're not making
any sense.

321
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,780
You didn't eat any food
from a stranger, did you?

322
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,117
Just some cheese.

323
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,120
What I'm trying
to say is
I'm not gonna...

324
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,523
* All I ask is
you don't throw us away

325
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,759
* Throw us away
That's it, Molly!

326
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,862
Don't throw us away!

327
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,799
* Look at the sky
when you're alone
every night

328
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,969
* I'll leave my light
so you can see

329
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,238
* Your way home...

330
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,474
Dad! I am trying
to watch a concert
with my friends!

331
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,143
Just leave me alone!

332
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,579
* Wishing on a star

333
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,950
* For your direction

334
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,319
* Thinking of a new

335
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,455
* And different life

336
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:20,693
* 'Cause, babe,
I know this one ain't
what you've been dreaming *

337
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,035
Dave still in there?
Where's his mama?

338
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,304
She went to get
JuanJulio.
He has the master key.

339
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,773
So you can't
hide in there
much longer!

340
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,144
I wish I had
a hiding place of my own.

341
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,745
Still avoiding Pat?
DAMONA: No.

342
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,481
I tried to break up
with him, but before
I could get it out,

343
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,916
he asked me away
for the weekend.

344
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,985
I don't know
what's more annoying

345
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,386
that he can't take a hint

346
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,156
or that he thinks that
I'd like a bed and breakfast.

347
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,191
I don't want some
creepy-ass old people

348
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,093
watching me sign
a guest book.

349
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,098
Okay. Have no fear.
JuanJulio is aqui.

350
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,167
(KNOCKS)
Dave, honey.

351
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,270
I know you're scared,
but everything's
gonna be okay.

352
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,872
Breach the door.
We go in hard and fast.

353
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,540
I'll take him down.
You give him the shot.

354
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,977
There's gonna be tears,
but nobody goes soft.

355
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,513
So, this red key
goes to Mr. Pat's office,

356
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,715
'cause it's the color
of El Diablo.

357
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,418
And this green key goes
to Mr. Dr. Ken's office,

358
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,920
because he's jealous
that Mr. Pat got
the red key.

359
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,990
And this key goes
to a locker
at the airport

360
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,657
that my cousin RonJulio
gave to me

361
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,759
before the men in suits
took him sailing.

362
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,097
Which one opens
the exam room?

363
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,132
Oh, this room?
You don't need
a key for that.

364
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,601
You just pull, twist,
and push.

365
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,871
Oh, my God.
He's in the vents.

366
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,015
We're gonna
have to smoke him out.

367
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,453
(PANTING)

368
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,658
You're Ken's kid, right?

369
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,493
Yeah. I'm Dave.

370
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,062
Your father's a nuisance.

371
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,497
Have a seat.

372
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,000
So, what are you doing
in my office?

373
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,102
I'm hiding.
I stepped on a nail,

374
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,605
and now those
sadistic monsters
are trying to give me a shot.

375
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,675
Yeah, well,
sometimes a shot
can be important.

376
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,177
When I got back
from Bangkok,

377
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,080
I got a shot that saved me
from going blind.

378
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,516
But I'm afraid of shots.

379
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,951
Please don't turn me in.

380
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,154
Sorry.
No can do, kid.

381
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,790
Wait.
What if we made a trade?

382
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,593
What could you possibly have
that I would want?

383
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,596
Except for maybe
that smart cardigan
or a kidney.

384
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,200
I think I have something.

385
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,035
All right.

386
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,470
You got my attention,
Park.

387
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,072
Oh. But you lost it.
Pigeon.

388
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,143
Okay. You got it back,
but be quick.

389
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,911
That pigeon's
up to something.

390
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,849
* In the stars, yeah

391
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,252
* And they're never
coming down

392
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,487
* Oh, whoa, oh

393
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,921
* No one can stop us now...

394
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,256
Where's your dad?

395
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,093
(GASPS)

396
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,863
Molly!
I'm never gonna give up.

397
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,699
I'm not one of those
quitter moms.

398
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,904
I'm your father,
and no matter what,

399
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,473
you may not always be
my little girl,

400
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,342
but you'll always be
my daughter.

401
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,810
And I love you so much.

402
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,048
ALL: Aww.

403
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,384
That's so sweet.
(CHUCKLES)

404
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,756
(ALL GASP)

405
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,526
(LAUGHS)

406
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,164
Damona,
do you have a second?

407
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,299
Well, I'm waiting for the DA
to call me about
my grandmother,

408
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,900
but I guess
I have a minute.

409
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,703
(SIGHS) Look.

410
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,472
I think you're terrific.

411
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,607
And I've really enjoyed
all the time we've been
spending together,

412
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,744
you know,
outside the office.

413
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,646
Oh, and that one time
on Ken's desk.

414
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,450
But I don't think
we should do this anymore.

415
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,385
Really?
Yeah.

416
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,287
Our fling has flung.
(SIGHS)

417
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,955
I think we both know that
on some level,

418
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:12,192
and a trip to a B&B would
just be a Band-Aid.
(CHUCKLES)

419
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,761
A very expensive
Band-Aid,

420
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,963
even if we'd split it,
which I would
have insisted on.

421
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,234
(CHUCKLES)
I guess you're right.

422
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,870
(SIGHS)
You're a really
good guy, Pat.

423
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,938
It was fun
while it lasted.

424
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,907
Well...

425
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,877
We'll always have
Ken's desk.

426
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,846
And Ken's chair.

427
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,615
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Right.

428
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,217
I forgot about that.

429
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,692
Thanks, pal.

430
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,894
You really helped me
to save some face.

431
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,897
And you're gonna
get me out of here
without a shot, right?

432
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,998
No, I lied.

433
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,502
Yeah, you still
got to take it.

434
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,604
Sometimes we all
have to take
our medicine, Dave,

435
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,707
be it a booster shot
to help ward off tetanus

436
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,709
or a gallon of Kahlua
to help you get over

437
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,812
a torrid yet emotionally
unrequited romance.

438
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,849
The one thing
I do know is I've got

439
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,185
a giant bag
of candy here

440
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,953
that's sure
to soften the blow.

441
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,488
Really? Thanks.

442
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,524
No, this is for me.

443
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,991
Oh, okay.

444
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,093
Damn it.

445
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,633
Yeah, I got all day.

446
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,144
So, how'd it go
last night?

447
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,046
I was asleep
when you got home.

448
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,515
No, you weren't.
You were hopped up
on sleep meds.

449
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,084
Your feet were muddy,
and you were buying
a kayak online.

450
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,288
Huh.

451
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,189
I got to check
that prescription.

452
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,592
So, how was it?

453
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,826
Not good.

454
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,862
Oh, I'm sorry.

455
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,098
I mean, at one point,
we did have a moment
when I was onstage

456
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,800
and Molly and I did
the heart thing
to each other.

457
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,669
Wait.
You were onstage?

458
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,003
For a bit.

459
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,938
Until I got pancaked
by a giant security guard.

460
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,007
Also tased me.

461
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,576
Anyway,
on the ride home,

462
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,778
the only thing she said
to me was that
I was embarrassing.

463
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,247
Embarrassing
is not terrible.

464
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,616
It's not like she said
she never wants
to see you again.

465
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,150
Or she put Post-its
on your sweaters

466
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,752
saying,
"Don't wear me."

467
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,921
Oh, yeah.
Those Post-its
were totally from Molly.

468
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,825
Hey, Dave.
Spoke to Clark.

469
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,895
I heard you created
quite a stir at the
hamo yesterday.

470
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,996
HMO.

471
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,033
Yes. I don't know
how you work with that Julie.

472
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,868
She sucks you in
with the cartoony voice,

473
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,970
but she is quick
to the needle.

474
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,573
Mom,
I'm taking the car

475
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,609
to meet Tammy
at Yogurtland then Drybar.

476
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,844
We're doing
a froyo and blow.

477
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,313
Have a great day, Dad.

478
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,915
Cool.
You, too, Mol.

479
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,184
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SQUEALS)

480
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,321
Kiss on the cheek!
(LAUGHS)

481
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,289
That is my jam!

482
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,791
Daddy's gonna have
a good day.

483
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,793
* Kiss on the cheek