1 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,506 All right, everybody. 2 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,108 Drop those patient charts. 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,009 I have something important. 4 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:15,015 Which tux should I wear to Dr. Tuttle's wedding this weekend? 5 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,585 Not to be rude, but those look exactly the same. 6 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,687 To be rude, I don't care. 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:20,954 Come on, guys. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,323 I've been pumped for this wedding 9 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,924 since the invitation came two months ago. 10 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,626 Wait, you got your invitation two months ago? 11 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,228 Mine only came last week. 12 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,896 Mine, too! 13 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,231 You know what this means? 14 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,866 We're on the B-team for Tuttle's wedding. 15 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,335 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 16 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,204 Guys, I'm sure that's not the case. 17 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,971 An invitation is an invitation. 18 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,073 I don't know. 19 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,409 Mine was addressed to "Dr. Julie Dobbs 20 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,345 "or current resident." 21 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:47,648 When I see Dr. Tuttle, I'm gonna scream in his face. 22 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,251 There he is! Hi, Dr. Tuttle! 23 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:51,652 Ooh! Man of the hour! 24 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,122 (SHOUTING) We can't wait for your wedding! 25 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,291 Told you. 26 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,692 Ah, come on, bro! 27 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,128 Give me a little preview of the event. 28 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,329 (CHUCKLES) What am I working with? 29 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,663 Oh, it's gonna be amazing. 30 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,832 We got the best deejay. You know Deejay Jazzy Jeff? 31 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,734 (GASPS) We got his cousin... 32 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,704 Alan Jazzy Jeff. 33 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,306 Well, I hope he's as talented 34 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:14,007 on the ones and twos as his cousin, 35 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,577 'cause I's bring some serious noise to the dance floor, yo. 36 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,079 Here's a little taste. 37 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,082 (EXCLAIMS) 38 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:24,918 PAT: Tuttle! 39 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,554 Hey, well, 40 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,290 after tomorrow you no longer be a free man. 41 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:33,060 Well, last call to get some honey on the old stinger, eh? 42 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,764 Yeah, I'm good. All right, I'll see you. 43 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,632 I'll see y'all tomorrow. DAMONA: All right! Bye-bye. 44 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,535 (SHOUTING) It's gonna be a beautiful celebration! 45 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,338 I've had it. 46 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,675 Oh, Ken, swank formal wear. 47 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,210 Yeah. 48 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,545 I've been renting mine since I lost it in a fire. 49 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,047 Started by my wife, while it was still on my body. 50 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,752 Anyway, quick download about this wedding... 51 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,521 Now, out of respect for my desire 52 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:03,657 to only socialize with those at or above my status, 53 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,859 I'm gonna request that the three of you... 54 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,229 Don't talk to me directly. 55 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,464 And I don't want any of your usual pushback. 56 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,366 You got it. Tough but fair. 57 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,001 Thy will be done. PAT: Ah! 58 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,936 Good group. Very respectful. 59 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,071 And, oh, good luck picking your tux. 60 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,908 But, remember, they all look the same when they're on fire. 61 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,848 The food is gonna be awesome! 62 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:30,017 Oh, and Will Smith's deejay's cousin is spinning, 63 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,152 so you know the tunes are gonna be dope! 64 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,021 Yay! 65 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,389 Look, I know you don't love weddings, 66 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,991 but this one's gonna be de-luxe. 67 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,760 Mom, you don't like weddings? 68 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,162 They're fine. I'm just not as into them as your father is. 69 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,164 It's true. She wanted to elope, 70 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,899 almost denied me my dream wedding. 71 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,701 Well, what would have been my dream wedding, 72 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,437 which she almost ruined anyway. 73 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,172 I accidentally saw him in his tux before the ceremony. 74 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,374 (GASPS) 75 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,576 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 76 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:59,079 Oh, no. (GASPS) Megan's got food poisoning! 77 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,581 She can't babysit tonight. 78 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,316 What are we gonna do? (SIGHS) 79 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,684 You know what? You go. 80 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:04,885 I'll stay here with the kids. 81 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,220 It's all your work people. 82 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,988 You'll have a great time without me. 83 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,757 No, I can't go without you. 84 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,425 Who would I dance with? 85 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,694 Oh, and that thing I do when I say, 86 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,929 "Hi, I'm Ken Park and this is my wife Jurassic." 87 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,998 (LAUGHS) People love that. 88 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,001 We can't just leave Dave alone. 89 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,504 It'll be okay. I'll watch Home alone. 90 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,406 It'll be a night of irony. 91 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,510 Okay, Molly, you're staying home with Dave tonight. 92 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,778 What? No! 93 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,112 I'm supposed to go to the grove with my friends! 94 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,448 Oh, really? How long you been planning that? 95 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,083 A couple days. Oh, yeah? 96 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,785 I've been planning this for a couple of months, girl. 97 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,487 I even got two haircuts for this. 98 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,022 one to train my part, the other to reinforce it. 99 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,558 You will not take this night away from me. 100 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,429 Okay, fine, I'll do it. 101 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,764 (CHUCKLES SMUGLY) For the record, I liked your hair before. 102 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,232 Don't go there. 103 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,968 Okay, problem solved. 104 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:58,872 (CELLPHONE DINGS) Oh! And our Uber driver Varis is here! 105 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,309 (CHUCKLES) Varis! 106 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,344 Varis! We're coming, buddy! 107 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,947 Now, remember, Uber passengers are rated, too, so just be cool. 108 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,516 Last time I pulled a two-star 109 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,150 after a pretty serious directional dispute. 110 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,487 Yeah. I remember. How do you not take Cahuenga? 111 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,491 (MUSIC PLAYING) 112 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,728 Hey, guys, I don't see my name. 113 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,431 Is there a world where they think my name is "Cliff?" 114 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,865 Because there's a "Cliff." 115 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,002 Man, we don't have any seats! 116 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,339 Classic B-team. 117 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:34,141 Oh, I don't where, but I'm sitting down at some point. 118 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,944 I can't just stand up all night, not in these heels, 119 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:40,080 not in this dress, not in this wig. 120 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,818 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 121 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,223 Oh, hey, Pat. What are you doing over here? 122 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,659 Oh, I'm just trying to avoid the others. 123 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,927 Who? Oh, you know, the ones from work. 124 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,229 You know, the one with the Wanda Sykes-style attitude, 125 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,965 the guy who always sounds like he's greeting people 126 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,433 .at a renaissance fair, 127 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,068 and the gal with the, uh, the voice of a... 128 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,537 ...of a helium addict. 129 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,839 I've been looking for you. Why aren't you dancing? 130 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:09,810 Ah, well, I recently tore my ACL in a conga line. 131 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:13,213 But, with that said, when the music calls, I must answer. 132 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,815 See you out there. 133 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:15,916 (CHUCKLES) 134 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,585 Ah. 135 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,053 (GRUNTS) Come on, girl. 136 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,321 You want me to call your mama 137 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:24,157 and tell her you refuse to shake what she gave you? 138 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:27,094 Okay, fine. Let's go. 139 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,030 * That girl is poison 140 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,169 * Never trust a big butt and smile 141 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,706 * That girl is poison 142 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,346 * If I were you, I'd take precaution 143 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:51,184 * Before I start to meet my girl 144 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,486 * You know 145 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,923 * 'Cause in some motion 146 00:05:55,989 --> 00:06:00,227 * You'll think she's the best thing in the world 147 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:04,264 * She's so fly 148 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:08,068 * She'd drive you right out of your mind 149 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,404 * Steal your heart when you're blind * 150 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,505 (SCREAMING) 151 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,007 (DOORBELL RINGING) 152 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,610 Did we order pizza already? 153 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,379 Bless you, child. I am starving! 154 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:23,917 Hi, Mrs. Pancake. 155 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,653 Thanks for coming on such short notice. 156 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,089 It's a pleasure to sit for little Dave again. 157 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,460 So, has he been changed? 158 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,762 Well, it couldn't hurt to check. 159 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,230 Molly, a word. 160 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,303 Why is she here? She hasn't sat for us in years. 161 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,805 I called Mrs. P out of retirement 162 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,874 so I can go to the grove with my friends. 163 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,577 That's not fair. Why do you get to go out and I have to stay here? 164 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,679 (SCOFFS) Where would you even go? 165 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,114 There's a Magic: The gathering gathering at gamer's paradise. 166 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:56,950 I'm sure one of the nerds will blog about it. 167 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,852 Yeah, that nerd could have been me. 168 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,789 I'll tell Mom and Dad. 169 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,758 (GROANS) Fine. 170 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,094 You can order pizza and pick whatever toppings you want. 171 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,395 Yes! 172 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:12,766 Hello, cheese pizza topped with mini cheese pizzas. 173 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,869 Okay. He's in bed by 10:30, 174 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,337 he can have all the pizza he wants, 175 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,172 but try to limit his sugar consumption. 176 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,208 Make sure he flosses, brushes, and wears his night guard. 177 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,510 Make sure you tarp his pillow, 178 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,777 because the mouth guard makes him drool. 179 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,245 And make sure you turn his fan on high, 180 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,481 because the tarp makes him sweat. 181 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,483 I remember the drill! 182 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,288 Ooh. 183 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:38,391 What I would do to that guy after 12 dates. 184 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,729 Julie, just give it up. 185 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,131 Finding love at a wedding isn't real. 186 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,533 You know what is real? 187 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,001 That raw bar. I'm gonna go post up. You coming? 188 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,071 No. Your oyster etiquette leaves a lot to be desired. 189 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,575 I slurp how I slurp. 190 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,147 Oh, sorry. No. No, please. 191 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,815 No, no, no. I'm just grabbing a beer. 192 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,283 You like beer? 193 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,553 I love beer. 194 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,320 (LAUGHS) I love beer! 195 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:09,990 Oh! That's so crazy! 196 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,859 It's so crazy. I've never met anybody else who likes beer. 197 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,160 Don't tell me you also like food. 198 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,395 I'm obsessed with it. (LAUGHS) 199 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,997 Literally eat it three times a day, 200 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,199 could not survive without it. 201 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,801 Okay. On the count of three, 202 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,369 name your favorite TV show, all right? 203 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,238 One, two, three. House of Cards. Whatever yours is! 204 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,440 Oh, my God. What are the chances, huh? 205 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,579 (ALL LAUGHING) 206 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,747 Hello, fellow table mates. 207 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,583 (SILENCE) 208 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,588 (EXCITEDLY) So... 209 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,289 Where do you all know the happy couple from? 210 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,324 We all went to college with Beth. 211 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,793 Did you go to Dartmouth? 212 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,160 Never heard of it. 213 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,031 (MURMURING) 214 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,768 There you are. 215 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,537 Oh, why do you keep ghosting me on the dance floor? 216 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,339 Oh. I thought you were ghosting me. 217 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,009 This place must be pretty haunted, huh? (LAUGHS) 218 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,511 Okay, Alli, you know what? 219 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,780 I've held this in for a while, but I'm just gonna say it. 220 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,049 Your whole "I don't like weddings" thing, 221 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,418 it's a real bummer. It's a bummer? 222 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,220 Yeah! I'm trying to have fun with you, 223 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,222 and it's like you don't even want to be here. 224 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,857 Bum-mer. 225 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,659 You know what, Ken? 226 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:19,960 As long as we're being honest, 227 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,529 the truth is, I love weddings. 228 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,732 No, you don't. Yeah, I do. 229 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,299 The only thing I don't like about weddings 230 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,500 is dancing with you. 231 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,136 (GASPS) 232 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,904 I'm an amazing dancer! 233 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,641 No. Actually, Ken, you know what you are? 234 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,008 You're a selfish dancer. 235 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,777 (GASPS) 236 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,178 You don't dance with me. 237 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,047 Occasionally you dance at me, 238 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,115 but mostly you're all about you. 239 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,283 That's ridiculous! 240 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,753 We danced for six straight songs together. 241 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,521 Ken, I left the dance floor five and a half songs ago, 242 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,457 and you didn't even notice. 243 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,793 Really? Before Who let the dogs out? 244 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,128 Nobody had even noticed the dogs were missing yet. 245 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,730 Selfish dancer. 246 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,701 I'm not a selfish dancer! 247 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,070 You're clearly just not ready for this jelly. 248 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,951 Mrs. Pancake, your lips look dusty. 249 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,953 Would you care for something to drink? 250 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,891 You sweet boy. I'd love a milk, please. 251 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,531 How about I turn this on for you? 252 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,633 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) Oh! 253 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,836 ANNOUNCER ON TV: Today's contestants are... 254 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,243 Thanks for coming on such short notice. 255 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,577 Were you followed? 256 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,814 From next door? No. 257 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,151 Look. Her name is Mrs. Pancake, like the food. 258 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,087 Copy. Pizza's on the way, so enjoy that. 259 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,422 I already ate. 260 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,523 This isn't about you. 261 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,829 And bedtime is 10:30. Go willingly. Of course. 262 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,532 Here's some milk. 263 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,101 Oh, and I would not engage her on immigration. 264 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,539 (TV CHATTER) 265 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,808 Here you go, Mrs. Pancake. 266 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,162 There he is! Good to see you, bud. Having fun? 267 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,596 Actually, I'm not having fun. 268 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,165 Okay, great, got to run, pictures. 269 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,332 Mmm-hmm. 270 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,301 You got a lot of guts signing up for this, 271 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,773 'cause, man, let me tell you, a marriage can be a-brutal. 272 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,342 Okay. Thanks for the heads up. 273 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,011 I should really get going to-- 274 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,180 Just when you think you're in a good place, bam! 275 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,316 She ups and calls you a selfish dancer! Can you believe that? 276 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,684 You know, this is something you should probably 277 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,886 discuss with your wife. 278 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,287 I'm not selfish! 279 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,689 I'm a massively gifted dancer, Allison! 280 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,026 I've been electrifying audiences 281 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,695 from the moment my feet first graced the dance floor! 282 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,097 Good for you. Can I just-- 283 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,265 The year was 1982. 284 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,700 Please don't... 285 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,937 KEN: A 12-year-old Ken Park, 286 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,339 still a decade and a half from puberty, 287 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,775 took to the dance floor for the first time 288 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,643 with moves only his mirror had seen. 289 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,816 That night was a huge turning point for me, 290 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,685 because before that... Oh, my God. 291 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,154 I've been an idiot. 292 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,125 I'm gonna go talk to my wife. 293 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,227 Mmm-hmm. 294 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,129 Oh, and you should go talk to your wife. 295 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,231 She looks cranky. 296 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,665 You know, I never understood 297 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,001 why it's called Super Mario brothers, either. 298 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,103 I mean, their names are Mario and Luigi. 299 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,571 Right? I mean, is their last name Mario? 300 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,006 So, what, is it Luigi... 301 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,374 BOTH: And Mario Mario? 302 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,642 That's mental. That's mental. 303 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,778 That's mental. So mental. 304 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,213 Uh, I'm gonna head to the men's. 305 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,850 These Michelob ultras are going right through me. 306 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,017 Promise me you won't move? 307 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,518 I'm not going anywhere. 308 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,490 Come on! 309 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,859 You guys are not gonna believe it. 310 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,027 I met someone and he is amazing! 311 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,096 Okay, good for you, Clarky, but we got to bounce. 312 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,197 We're at the wrong wedding. 313 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,365 What are you talking about? 314 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,233 That's why we didn't have any place cards 315 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,136 and why the cocktail napkins say "Mr. And Mrs. Tutupu." 316 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,340 And when I went to congratulate Dr. Tuttle, 317 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,109 he was a foot taller than usual 318 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,378 and significantly more Samoan. 319 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,915 We're in the terrace ballroom. 320 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,950 The Tuttle wedding's in the garden ballroom. 321 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,486 But Connor and I haven't exchanged info. 322 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,888 I'll never see him again. 323 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,190 Sorry, not leaving, not sorry. 324 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,691 Okay, I'll go! 325 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,994 Connor, if you are listening, 326 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,595 write down my e-mail address! 327 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,732 It's leaveittoClark--beavers @aol.com. 328 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,203 That's aol.com! 329 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,151 Allison, you were right. 330 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,685 I am a selfish dancer. 331 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,187 But there's a reason. 332 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,323 The year was 1982. 333 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,958 Please, no. 334 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,459 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 335 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,229 That night I had asked every girl to dance with me, 336 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,698 and I got shut down by all of them. 337 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,268 So, faced with the prospect of eternal loneliness 338 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,603 and no one to dance with, I took action. 339 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,442 (SCREAMING) 340 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:41,081 I realized my filthy moves were just a way for me to fit in 341 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,849 because I didn't have a partner. 342 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,817 That's why I became a selfish dancer. 343 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,686 Hey, you have a partner now. 344 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,756 I know, and you're the best partner in the world. 345 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,592 Honestly, I wouldn't even want a young hot one 346 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,061 like Tuttle just scored. 347 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,032 Point is, will you dance with me? 348 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,867 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 349 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,550 You know, you people have been showing each other 350 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,087 pictures of your kids for... 351 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,189 For a real long time now. 352 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,660 Oh! Thank God! 353 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,529 Oh! (SIGHS) Oh! 354 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,265 I was wrong to impose such harsh social restrictions 355 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,566 on you people. 356 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,702 Ah, tonight has just been horrible. 357 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,038 I would have had a much better time with you. 358 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:41,341 So, please, join me. 359 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:45,512 Because tonight I'm not only your employer, 360 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,915 I am also your boss. 361 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,484 Sorry, Pat. Your rules are your rules. 362 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,719 You seemed pretty adamant before. 363 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,988 All I have is my word, so... 364 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,789 Pat, bye! 365 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,258 (DAMONA EXCLAIMING) 366 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,659 Did you see what I said to Pat? 367 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,128 I said, "Pat, bye." 368 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,529 (ALL LAUGHING) 369 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,767 (LAUGHS SADLY) 370 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,437 Clark, are you bummed about Connor? 371 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,906 Of course. I meet the perfect guy at the wrong wedding. 372 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,575 And when I do show up at the right one, 373 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,379 the photo booth is broken so I can't document my misery. 374 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,748 Excuse me, I think I'm at the wrong wedding. 375 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,817 (LAUGHS) (GASPS) Hi! 376 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,119 I was looking all over for you, 377 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,387 and then I overheard somebody talking about 378 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,988 three misfits who crashed the wedding. 379 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:31,291 And how one of them more or less cleaned out the raw bar. 380 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,093 That crab was for real. 381 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,131 And I had a feeling one of those misfits was you. 382 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,000 You know what? I don't think you're at the wrong wedding. 383 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:45,805 I think that you are in exactly the right place. 384 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,241 (DAMONA AND JULIE EXCLAIMING) 385 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,709 Aw! (CHANTING) Go, Clark! 386 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,144 BOTH: Go, Clark! 387 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,713 Go, go, go, Clark! 388 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,215 JULIE: Aw! 389 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,584 * That sweet morning dew 390 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,652 * I took one look at you 391 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:03,956 * And it was plain to see you were my destiny 392 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,192 * You're all 393 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,460 * With arms open wide 394 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,796 * I threw away my pride 395 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,099 * I sacrifice for you 396 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,633 * Dedicate my life to you 397 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,001 * Oh-ho 398 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,503 * I will go where you lead 399 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,937 * Come on, babe 400 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,606 * You're always there in time of need 401 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,774 * And when I lose my will 402 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,277 * You'll be there to push me up the hill 403 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:29,149 * There's no, no looking back for us 404 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:33,553 * We got love, sure 'nough that's enough 405 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,222 * You're all 406 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,990 * You're all I need 407 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,026 * To get by 408 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,763 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 409 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,572 Whew! 410 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,674 That was close! 411 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,412 They were right to kick us out. 412 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,947 Oh, absolutely. 413 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,716 Even the use of force was justified. Mmm. 414 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,953 But before it all went down, kind of fun, right? 415 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,555 I had a great time dancing with you. 416 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,257 Really? And you know what? 417 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,624 I'm actually looking forward 418 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,593 to the next wedding we go to together. 419 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,927 Me, too. 420 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,499 Um, Gevork, what are you doing? 421 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,468 I said, "Take Cahuenga!" 422 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,905 You still haven't answered the question. 423 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,374 "Even if you could build that wall, 424 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,975 "who's gonna pay for it?" 425 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,679 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 426 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,849 Go for Mrs. Pancake. 427 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,318 Hi, Mrs. Pancake. It's Molly. 428 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,552 Just calling to check on Dave. 429 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,654 Oh, he's fine. We ordered pizza, 430 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,756 and he gobbled down an entire slice. 431 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,858 Dave only ate one slice? 432 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,260 Can I speak with him, please? 433 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,564 Go for Dave Park. 434 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,000 Henry? Hi, my older sister Molly. 435 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,306 (PHONE RINGING) 436 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,073 Go for Dave Park. 437 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,310 I can't believe you snuck out! (CELLPHONE BEEPING) 438 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,445 Hold on, I'm getting another call. 439 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,215 Hi, Mom. 440 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,849 Hey, sweetie. How's it going? 441 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,418 Perfectly. Why would you ask that? 442 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,620 Just checking in. Can we say hi to Dave? 443 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,087 No. He's pooping. 444 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,391 Attaboy. 445 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,529 Anyway, your mom and I were deemed too cool 446 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,997 for the wedding, so we'll be home in 20. 447 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,466 20? That's perfect! 448 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,768 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Okay, see you soon, bye! 449 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,546 (CHUCKLES) 450 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,653 Mrs. Pancake? 451 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,854 Henry? 452 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,357 Who's Henry? This is Dave. 453 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,159 And he didn't even need to be changed. 454 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,963 Where are the kids? 455 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,533 Oh, hey, guys. 'Sup? 456 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,734 What's going on? 457 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,636 Oh! This little 'sitch? 458 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,405 Yeah, Dave and I were hanging out together, 459 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,639 having a great time. 460 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,575 And Henry called to see if I was available, 461 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,109 which I'm never not. 462 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,144 So, Henry comes over, 463 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,546 and I'm like, "Who wants ice cream?" 464 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,047 And, you know, Dave was in, 465 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,485 but poor Henry had just come from a creamery tour. 466 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,023 And, of course Molly couldn't leave him here alone. 467 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,526 So I rang up Mrs. Pancake to watch him while we were gone. 468 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,994 Then Molly and I got ice cream, 469 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,228 ate it, and here we are. 470 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,597 The end. 471 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,868 Thanks, Mrs. P. Awesome stuff tonight. 472 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,271 Thanks, Henry. Solid hang. 473 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,212 Come on, Henry. I'll give you a ride home. 474 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,648 Ever been in a sidecar before? 475 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,086 So sweet. 476 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,289 It's nice to see the kids doing something together. 477 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,191 Yeah, even if that something is lying to us. 478 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,731 So you're saying... Oh! 479 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,066 And that's why... Ah. 480 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,401 (LAUGHS) 481 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,070 Which explains... Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 482 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,207 Yeah, I have no idea what happened here tonight. 483 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,109 Arthur, I'm home! 484 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,812 And I had quite a night.