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What's with all
the trucks in
the street?

2
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Did the Rutledges
rent out their house

3
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for another
commercial shoot?

4
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Yeah. Apparently,
it's a big one...

5
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Tampax.
(GROANS)

6
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Right here in our
own neighborhood?
Gross.

7
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Well, Barb called
and said the port-a-potties
will be gone

8
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in a couple of days.

9
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I love those things.

10
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They take hand-washing
out of the equation.

11
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Dave, we've
been over this.

12
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Stay out of those
plastic crap shacks.

13
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So I can't use the
port-a-potties or pee
in the bushes,

14
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but you insist I play
outside an hour every day.

15
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You can't have it
both ways, people.

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How was your first
day at Freddy Dog?

17
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I can't believe
I ever thought

18
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I could work for that
soul-sucking corporation.

19
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Please don't tell
me you got fired.

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Great. I won't.
That was easier
than I thought.

21
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Stop.

22
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What did you do?

23
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It depends on whose
version you hear.

24
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What's your version?

25
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I was conscientious
and did a great job.

26
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What's their version?

27
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I stole from
the register.

28
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What?
But it isn't true.

29
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I took an advance on my salary
to buy some nail polish

30
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so my hands would look
better serving their
gross meat sticks.

31
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I can't believe
you got fired.

32
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Parks don't get fired.

33
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If anything,
we fire people.

34
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Oh, really?
Did you fire
the gardener yet?

35
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He's a good guy.
He deserves a second chance.

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He doesn't own
a lawnmower.

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(SIGHS)

38
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Look, Mol,
when you have a job,

39
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you have to think about
what's best for the business,
not yourself...

40
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Or your fingernails.

41
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Although, good color.
Candy apple?

42
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Ruby slippers.

43
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Okay, all right,
all right.

44
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Well, you better find
another job, missy,

45
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because we're not paying
for your snowboarding trip.

46
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No employment,
no enjoyment.

47
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That's right, Mol.
Get another job,

48
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or snowboarding
turns into no-boarding.

49
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Oof-baboof.

50
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"No-boarding?"

51
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Turd in the pool.
Super-forced, Al.

52
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(GROANS)

53
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I just
talked to Barb.

54
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She and Andy can't get
in their kitchen

55
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because of the
commercial shoot,

56
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so I invited them over
for dinner tomorrow.

57
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No!
Andy's so annoying!

58
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He's always saying
we should hang out

59
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and giving me
tips on my lawn

60
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and compliments
on my weekend wear.

61
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Shut up, Andy.
I know my Henley is sick.

62
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Oh, we have to renew
our life insurance.

63
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They need the records from
your last annual check-up.

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Okay. I'll just write
something up and send it in.

65
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You know you can't
do it yourself.

66
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Oh, yeah, I meant I will

67
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have the doctor who gave me
the exam write something up.

68
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Well, who's the doctor?
I can't tell you that.

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It's doctor-patient
confidentiality.

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All right, what's going on?
Why are you being weird?

71
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Okay, you know
what's weird?

72
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You're asking me
all these questions

73
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when we're dangerously
low on shower gel.

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Now you're
changing the subject.

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You only do that when
you're hiding something.

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No, I don't!
Mmm-hmm.

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You know what was sad?
When your grandma died.

78
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Ken, when did you
get your last physical?

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(SCOFFS)

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Fine, look, I don't
recall the exact date,

81
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but I remember
it took forever to get home

82
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because OJ.'s bronco
was clogging up the 405.

83
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So every year, when you
told me you got a physical,

84
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you were lying?

85
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Oh, good.
Go ahead.

86
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Spin it
any way you want.

87
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I need you
to take care of yourself.

88
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I don't want to raise
our kids without you.

89
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Let's face it, it's no picnic
raising them with you.

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I'm a doctor.
I would know if something
was wrong with me.

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You're getting a physical
first thing tomorrow.

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Look, but I'm healthy.
I mean...
(GIGGLING)

93
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Look, I don't need one.
Why can't you believe me?

94
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I don't know.
Maybe because for 20 years,

95
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you've been lying
about getting physicals?

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And you never
let me forget it!

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You just told me.

98
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And have we talked about
anything else ever since?

99
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Nice try, but you
don't have a choice.

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You're going
to a doctor.

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We're in this
together, ken.

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That body of yours
belongs to both of us.

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Okay! (LAUGHS)

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Bow-chicka-bow!

105
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What are you doing?

106
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Okay, I think
I may have misread,

107
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"That body belongs
to both of us."

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PAT: Good morning,
everyone!

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I'm speaking loudly
so you can all hear me

110
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over the vast gap
in our status.

111
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I have some
exciting news.

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To cut back on
the number of stolen scrubs,

113
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we're installing a machine
to dispense them.

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Every morning,
you'll each get a code

115
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to punch into the machine
to get your scrubs.

116
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What? So now we have
to get our clothes out of
a vending machine?

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This is what happens
when you jackals take
the scrubs home

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to use as
sweats or pajamas

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or for role-playing games
with your spouses.

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That was you, Pat.

121
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Ken!

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Does the phrase, "I'm gonna
tell you a filthy sex story,

123
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"but keep it to yourself"
mean nothing to you?

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Hey, Julie.
I need a favor,

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doctor to doctor.

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Again? Fine.

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Iced venti
non-fat chai?

128
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No, I'm... I'm not asking you
to make another coffee run.

129
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I need a medical favor.
Really?

130
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Yeah, I have to
have a physical.

131
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Dr. Park,

132
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I would be honored
to serve as your
personal physician.

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Honestly, I was starting
to worry that you didn't
respect me as a doctor.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just sign this.

135
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But what
about your physical?

136
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No, I don't need
an actual exam.
I'm in perfect health.

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You know,
check this.

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(HUMMING)

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Boom!

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Not even winded and only
slightly pulled my groin.
(CHUCKLES)

141
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Anyway, ink
that baby up.

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Allison's on my
jock about this.

143
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You know what? No.

144
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Dr. Julie Dobbs
is a professional.

145
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Why are you
going third-person?

146
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Because Dr. Dobbs
goes third-person
when she's nervous.

147
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And she's not signing
a darn thing

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until she gives you a complete
and thorough physical.

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So you come
here tomorrow

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ready to give her
the respect she deserves.

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Oh, and a
full cup of urine.

152
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Okay, there has been
a horrible mistake!

153
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(ALL LAUGHING)

154
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That's...that's
a real good look on you.

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(LAUGHS)

156
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It's not funny!

157
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Pat's stupid vending
machine has it out for me!

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I punched in my code,

159
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and out came the outfit from
Jared's "before" picture.

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You know,
before everything.

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, those scrubs
are too big.

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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

164
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You think?

165
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That would
actually look cute

166
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if you belted it
and bloused it over.

167
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It would
look adorable.

168
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What it would not
look is professional.

169
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Oh. Oh, Clark.

170
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Clark, I got you.

171
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I gave you the wrong
code on purpose, dude.

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(LAUGHS)

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What? Why?
What's funny about that?

174
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Oh, come on.

175
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Here's your actual code.

176
00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,258
Is this actually my code,

177
00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,427
or is this one gonna give
me super-tiny scrubs?

178
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,565
Aw, come on.

179
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Here's your
actual code.

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Good morning,
Dr. Park.

181
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Now, I know
we're colleagues,

182
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but today I am the physician
and you are the patient,

183
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and I would appreciate it
if you treated me as such.

184
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Did you get my text?

185
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Iced venti chai.

186
00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,471
Anyway, I have the results
from your chemistry panel.

187
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Ah! Okay.

188
00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,442
Ldl, creatinine,
calcium all good.

189
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Ooh!

190
00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,012
Looks like I tested
positive for beefcake.

191
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,050
Excuse you.

192
00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,119
I am administering
this exam.

193
00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,922
Okay, everything seems
to be where I'd like it...

194
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,323
(SLURPING)

195
00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,194
Except your attitude.

196
00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,197
Fine, let's just
get this over with.

197
00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,399
But I'm not letting
you check my prostate.

198
00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,368
Um, it's part
of the physical.

199
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,270
Um, it ain't
part of this one.

200
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,839
(SIGHS)

201
00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,441
Dr. Park, you know
at your age, it's mandatory.

202
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,310
So I'm going
to repeat to you

203
00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:33,080
what I hear you
tell dozens of
patients every day...

204
00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,048
"Don't be a freaking baby!"

205
00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,920
Would you feel
more comfortable

206
00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,622
if I had Clark
come in to observe?

207
00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,557
Well, why stop there?
Let's stream it live

208
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,626
so my cousins in
San Jose can watch.

209
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,661
They're always asking
me what I'm up to.

210
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,599
I guess I could
call your wife

211
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,701
and tell her
you're not cooperating.

212
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,775
So, your
prostate's healthy.

213
00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,378
Huh.

214
00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:07,848
140/90.
That's a little high.

215
00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,282
Of course it's high.

216
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,484
I just had a co-worker
treat me like a hand puppet.

217
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:16,356
And your pulse
is 110 beats per minute.

218
00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,693
And your EKG
shows tachycardia with PVCs.

219
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,929
Boop-boo.

220
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,965
I'm sending you home
with a holter heart monitor
to wear overnight.

221
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,367
What? No!
That's complete overkill!

222
00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,036
Just being thorough.

223
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,139
(SCOFFS) Fine.

224
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,408
I guess I should be
grateful you didn't put me
through a hernia exam.

225
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,478
Oh! Thanks for
reminding me!

226
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:41,081
You're such
a difficult patient,
I almost forgot.

227
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,284
Look, I know you're
trying to be thorough,

228
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,655
but those two stones
are staying unturned.

229
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,322
Mmm.

230
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,624
And this number here,

231
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,860
this is your wife's
cell, correct?

232
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,898
(COUGHS)

233
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,034
Obee-kaybee.

234
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,303
Perfectly healthy.

235
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,706
Please don't look me
in the eyes just yet.

236
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,213
Look what Julie
did to me.

237
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,582
My heart rate
was slightly elevated,

238
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,318
and now she's forcing me to
wear this monitor all night.

239
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,821
My friend, Amir,
wore one of those to school,

240
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,923
and the principal
called the SWAT Team.

241
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,760
It's so constricting.

242
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,263
I mean, what if I want to go
swimming or wear something
with a plunging neckline?

243
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,865
You said
it was for one night.

244
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,967
Tomorrow you can flaunt
all the cleavage you want.

245
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,237
Have you seen what's
going on next door?

246
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,571
The film crew
is on lunch,

247
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,440
and the line
is past our driveway.

248
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:44,577
They're serving
chicken parm...
Dee-lish.

249
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,114
So, Dave, what did we
tell you about taking
food from strangers?

250
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,315
Carlos isn't a stranger.

251
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,217
I've known him
since breakfast.

252
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,019
He calls me, Papi.

253
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,724
So, how was
the new job?

254
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,159
Eh, kind of, hard to
judge on one day.

255
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,995
But seeing as there won't be
another day, it was not great.

256
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,164
You got fired again?

257
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,298
Come on!

258
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,068
Cannons don't get fired
as much as you!

259
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,704
Pottery doesn't get
fired as much as you!

260
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,072
Cuban cigars,

261
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,474
a crowd at a pep rally,
a furnace in Alaska...

262
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,909
Ken, we get it.

263
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,845
It wasn't my fault.

264
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,780
It's a cart that
sells iPhone cases,

265
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,716
and they put it at
the opposite end of the mall
from the Apple store.

266
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,318
So I made an executive
decision and moved it.

267
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,488
What did you hit?

268
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,790
I derailed
a toddler train.

269
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,163
In my defense, there was
just as much screaming
and crying before I hit it.

270
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,467
You said, "Do what's
best for the business."

271
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,270
Eh, just do what you're told
and make that money.

272
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,305
Way to squash my
entrepreneurial spirit.

273
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,742
I bet nobody ever
told Steve Jobs to,
"Just do what you're told."

274
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:52,045
Hey, Steve Jobs had a daughter
he didn't even acknowledge.

275
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:55,048
So, he was smart
in ways the rest of us
can only marvel at.

276
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,156
Oh, watch this.

277
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226
Damona pranked me yesterday,
but I'm about to get her back.

278
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:09,562
I ordered five pizzas
in her name.

279
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:14,067
And the mortification of
Damona Watkins starts now.

280
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,436
Uh, I got five pizzas
for a Damona Watkins.

281
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,938
I didn't order
any pizza.

282
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,573
I have your name
and this address.

283
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,842
Well, I'm not
paying for it.

284
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,911
Oh, you don't have to.
They're pre-paid.

285
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,513
(MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY)

286
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,548
You paid
for the pizzas?

287
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,885
Well, duh. I'm not
pranking the delivery guy.

288
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,788
Hey, everybody,
free pizzas...on me!

289
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,292
CLARK: She didn't order that.

290
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,361
This is
awkward for her.

291
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,430
Why do I smell
prosciutto and brie?

292
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,999
Ask Damona.
This is her mess.

293
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,534
Aah!

294
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,838
Hey, Pat, free pizza.
Help yourself.

295
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,605
Hells, yeah!

296
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,208
Mmm! Oh,
caramelized figs!

297
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,977
That's what
I'm talking about.

298
00:12:58,745 --> 00:12:59,980
Oh, grab
a slice quick.

299
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,949
It's drizzled
with truffle oil.

300
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,284
That was $12 extra.

301
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,752
Oh, damn it!

302
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,289
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hello!

303
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,058
Oh, look who it is.

304
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,093
Keep your hands
where I can see them.

305
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,328
Anyway, I have the
results from your monitor,

306
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,796
and there were
some irregular beats

307
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,166
and spikes in
your heart rate.
Really?

308
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,868
Yeah, the first
one was at 7:30.

309
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,870
Do you remember
what you were doing then?

310
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,838
It was after dinner.
I was in the kitchen
talking to Allison.

311
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,373
Mmm. 9:40?

312
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,076
I was getting ready for bed,
talking to Allison.

313
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,577
And 10:30?

314
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,079
Talking to Allison!

315
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,948
(GASPS) So you're saying
Allison is my stress trigger?

316
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,884
Oh, no, there could be
lots of other reasons why...

317
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,418
Oh, no, no,
I don't need "other."

318
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,619
I need this!

319
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,921
(LAUGHS)

320
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,856
Otherwise, you have
a clean bill of health.

321
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,225
A clean bill of health
gets me nothing.

322
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,228
Lording this over Allison
till the end of time?

323
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,498
Well, I would say "priceless"
if MasterCard hadn't
scorched that earth.

324
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,373
Ah, hey, Bae.

325
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,875
Oh, how was your day?

326
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,744
Interesting.
Very interesting.

327
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,480
(CHUCKLES)
A real eye-opener, even.

328
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,317
I have to thank you,
Allison.

329
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,420
You were so right
to make me get that physical.

330
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,122
Young Julie actually
did find something

331
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,990
that's slowly
killing me.

332
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,859
What?
It's you, Allison.

333
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,194
(CHUCKLES)

334
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,931
Ta-da!
(CHUCKLES)

335
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,766
Irrefutable proof that every
time we had a conversation,

336
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,468
my heart rate spiked.

337
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,602
That's right.

338
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,971
You're my stress trigger.

339
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,339
(LAUGHS)

340
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,475
Come on. That's got
to be the dumbest
thing I ever heard.

341
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,644
And you once dragged me
to see Dikembe Mutombo

342
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,846
and Muggsy Bogues
in Of Mice and Men.

343
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,882
Ooh, easy, trigger.

344
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,684
You don't want this
sucker to blow.

345
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,386
(SIGHS)

346
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,089
Okay, I'm pressing pause
on this conversation

347
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,423
because the Rutledges
will be here any minute,

348
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,392
but we are
finishing this later.

349
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,061
Ooh, forcing the
Rutledges on me.

350
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,996
I see this as
a high-stress situation.

351
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,000
Okay, just tell me,
how long is this
gonna go on?

352
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,501
I don't know.
As long as I live?

353
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,271
So, it's really up
to you, isn't it?

354
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,505
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Got it.

355
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,906
(GROANING)

356
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,247
Clark, have you
seen Damona?

357
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,782
I got her
this cruller

358
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,418
as a thank-you for
the delicious pizzas
she treated us to.

359
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,887
Yeah, she's a gem.

360
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,224
Okay, that
cruller is mine.

361
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,558
I'm the gem.

362
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,727
I sparkle and shine.

363
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,565
Well, I guess all's well
that ends well, then.

364
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,402
I thought Damona
was my friend.

365
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,871
Oh, good. More.

366
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,409
I just don't understand
why she'd want to make me look
stupid in front of everyone.

367
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,178
Well, you know how
when people are good friends,

368
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:49,049
they'll often participate
in some light to
moderate joshing?

369
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,517
So, you're saying,

370
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,386
Damona's prank was
a sign of friendship?

371
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,955
If it'll start my
weekend, yes.

372
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,161
Hi.

373
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,529
Mmm-hmm.

374
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,064
I just wanted to say

375
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,533
thanks for the
practical joke yesterday.

376
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,834
I, um...

377
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,669
I really value
our friendship.

378
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,972
Wow! Clarky clark!

379
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,674
I'm so glad you liked it.
You know, for a minute there,

380
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,176
I thought you were upset,
but then I was like,

381
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,611
"If he's upset, then why is he
getting me all these pizzas?"

382
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,948
It was a prank.

383
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,916
(INHALES DEEPLY)
I don't get it.

384
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,319
Nobody did.

385
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,255
Anyway, before
I understood that

386
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,322
pranks were
a sign of affection,
I might have done...

387
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,790
Ms. Damona,
your car is on fire.

388
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,859
What?
It's not. It's not.

389
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,661
It's a joke. Aah!

390
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,063
I asked Juan Julio
to come in

391
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,697
and tell you that
your car was on fire.

392
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,168
No, no, Mr. Clark, you told me
to set her car on fire.

393
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,605
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

394
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,873
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

395
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,541
Oh, my God!

396
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,943
It's just too easy
with that guy, huh?

397
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,418
That's fine.

398
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,819
So, Ken, I got tickets
to the Clippers game
Saturday, if...

399
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,922
I'm gonna stop you
right there, Andy.

400
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,293
I'm really flattered,
but I got a full roster
of friends right now.

401
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,595
Ken's just kidding.
He'd love to go to
the game with you.

402
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,064
Oh, well, now that
I'm aware of my condition,

403
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,799
I can really feel it
when you overstep.

404
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,769
So, how are
the kids?

405
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,004
Oh, they're great.

406
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,140
Really? 'Cause Molly's
virtually unemployable,

407
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,775
and Dave seems to have
turned their port-a-potty
into some kind of clubhouse.

408
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,246
Don't listen to him.
They're fine.
(CHUCKLES)

409
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,448
Oh, it's that kind of
dismissive attitude

410
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,650
that really constricts
the blood flow to the heart.

411
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,784
Medical fact.

412
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,554
Are you okay, Ken?

413
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,755
He's fine.

414
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,824
So, how's the
commercial going, Barb?

415
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,058
Getting any free Tampax?

416
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,427
(ALL CHUCKLE)

417
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,163
I'm not fine, Barb.

418
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,265
Uh, they gave me
a lifetime supply of Supers.

419
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:49,569
So, my doctor told me
I suffer from an irregular
heart rhythm,

420
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,339
and the cause is
this special lady right here.

421
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,474
Not true.

422
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,944
Well, we'll see
what Mr. Holter monitor
has to say about that.

423
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,512
You're still
wearing that?

424
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,615
Yeah, as a precaution
because of all the danger.

425
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,086
Ow!

426
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,889
Great! Now you pulled out
both my chest hairs!

427
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,962
I don't know why you're
always trying to force me
to be friends with that guy.

428
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,198
Hey, relax.

429
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,999
You got to admit
it is a little ironic

430
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,601
that you were the one who
made me get the physical.

431
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,102
Look at this.
Don't need to.

432
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,138
It's all up here.

433
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,607
Yes, we were talking during
each one of these spikes,

434
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,976
but did it ever occur to you
what we were talking about?

435
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,245
Here. 7:30.

436
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,481
We were talking to Dave about
taking food from strangers.

437
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,216
Here, Molly
getting fired again.

438
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,884
And this big one
is when we found out

439
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,187
Dave was eating turkey
burgers in a port-a-potty.

440
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,356
So the kids are
my stress triggers?

441
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,259
Of course.
You said it yourself
in the kitchen.

442
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,495
Having kids
is super-stressful.

443
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,497
Oh, but it's nice to know
that if it was me,

444
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,698
this is how
you'd react.

445
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,373
Hey, things sound
a little dicey.

446
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,475
I mean, if you want
to talk about it over
a beer with Andy,

447
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,010
I know he'd
love to just...

448
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,812
ANDY: No, I wouldn't!

449
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,248
He wouldn't.

450
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,256
Al, still not
talking to me?

451
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,125
(DOOR CLOSES)

452
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,194
I'm sorry I blamed you
for all my stress.

453
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,829
You know what?

454
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,997
It's time for me to man up
and start blaming the kids.

455
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,537
They're growing up.
They're a lot more work.

456
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,704
That's why
I was freaked out

457
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,106
that you hadn't had
a physical in so long.

458
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,343
I need you around.
We all do.

459
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,679
I get it. But don't worry.
I'm in perfect health.

460
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:40,913
Check this.

461
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,288
See? And I did all that
with a pulled groin.

462
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,225
And I'm thrilled
you're healthy,

463
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,994
but you can't blow off
any more check-ups, okay?

464
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,397
(SCOFFS) You should
know better.
You're a doctor.

465
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,032
That's the problem.

466
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,669
I see disease every day,
and sometimes it...

467
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,272
...scares me.

468
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,307
Doctors make
the worst patients.

469
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,575
No one's
worse than me.

470
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,411
You're right about that.
(CHUCKLES)

471
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,281
But you can't fight
what you don't find.

472
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,982
And if we ever did
find anything,

473
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,850
we'd deal with
it together.

474
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,652
I love you so much.
(LAUGHS)

475
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,489
And don't forget

476
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,792
that body of yours
belongs to both of us.

477
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,294
Huh?
Mmm.

478
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,195
(BOTH LAUGH)

479
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,831
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

480
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,567
BARB: Hey, guys,
Andy's shaking up
some boggle. You in?

481
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,635
Go home, Barb!

482
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,379
Right through
there to the left.

483
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,482
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mol,
what's with the
Son of Anarchy?

484
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,619
You wanted me to
stop getting fired,

485
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,220
so I became
my own boss.

486
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,022
Instead of those
nasty port-a-potties,

487
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,792
I offered the crew guys
a clean indoor bathroom
for a small fee.

488
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,093
What?

489
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,430
Look, sorry, buddy.
Business is closed.

490
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,701
You can't
shut me down!

491
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,737
How else am I supposed to
raise money for snowboarding?

492
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,639
Besides, I have
employees to consider.

493
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,706
BOTH: What?

494
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,642
You sure you don't
want a hot towel,

495
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,176
stick of gum,
cologne?

496
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,578
How's your
day going?

497
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,347
Nice to finally have
some weather.

498
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,915
I'm spiking so
hard right now.

499
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,183
Me too.