1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,907 Did you remember to ask for left-handed chopsticks? 2 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,446 Oh, yeah. Here they are. 3 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,084 Thanks. 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,951 Oh, and where are we on the left-handed toilet paper? 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,323 Oh, I bought it. It's in all the bathrooms now. 6 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,791 Finally. 7 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,263 Beloved family. Dave. 8 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,567 Okay, don't freak out, 9 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,136 but I have something to tell you. 10 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,171 Is it the car? Is it grades? 11 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,507 Did Tammy dye her hair? I told her she shouldn't. 12 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,941 It's nothing bad. 13 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,511 Although Tammy did go blond, and it is no bueno. 14 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,645 (LAUGHING) 15 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,880 See? I knew it'd wash her out. 16 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:50,017 I told her to go chestnut, maybe auburn. You know what? 17 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,186 I'll go Snapchat her some color samples. 18 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,854 No, you won't. 19 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,856 What's going on, honey? 20 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:59,026 Well, there's this guy, Sean, in my class. 21 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,061 He's sweet, he's on the wrestling team, 22 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,264 we really like each other... 23 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:07,468 And last Friday, we took it to the next level. 24 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,970 Ew, gross! I don't want to hear about that. 25 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:13,441 No, he asked me to be his girlfriend. 26 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:16,244 (GROANS) Next time, lead with that, all right, sweetie? 27 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,878 Gross. 28 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,414 Anyway, it's really important to me that you guys to meet him. 29 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,317 Seriously? You're usually so private about that stuff. 30 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,986 Well, you're the people that matter most to me, 31 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,122 and I wanted to make sure you approved of him. 32 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,190 Or... 33 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,328 (SIGHS) There's a bonfire at surfside next weekend, 34 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,930 and I knew you wouldn't let me go if you didn't meet him first. 35 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:40,067 Molly, predictable as the sunrise. 36 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:46,073 Okay, he'll be here soon. Just please don't embarrass me. 37 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,243 Don't worry, Mol. I know your mom's a bit of a social sandbag, 38 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,045 but I'll be the conversational rising tide 39 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,881 that lifts all boats. 40 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,185 Seriously, Mom. Handle your man. 41 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:00,288 (DOORBELL RINGS) 42 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,055 Okay, that's him. Mom, you look great. 43 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,158 Dave, stop chewing. Dad, your fly. 44 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,327 Hells yeah, I'm fly. I'm supah fly! 45 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,529 (SIGHS) No, your fly is "supah" open! 46 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:11,999 Hey. 47 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,334 Hey. 48 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:16,069 Guys, this is Sean. Hi, everyone. 49 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,272 It's a pleasure to meet you. 50 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:22,276 A pleasure to meet you? Where are we, Buckingham Palace? 51 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,412 Get inside these love sticks, Sean. 52 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,579 We hug in this house! 53 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,282 Can you just... Oh, okay. 54 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,483 (DR. KEN GROANING) 55 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,558 So, you're a wrestler, huh? 56 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,092 If I had to pick my faves, 57 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,230 I'd go with the undertaker or junkyard dog. How about you? 58 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,066 Well, actually, I'm on the high school wrestling team, sir. 59 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,035 I think those guys are more like entertainers. 60 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,503 Oh, really? 61 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,439 Mmm. 62 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,374 Hmm. Entertainment, huh? 63 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,544 Well, let's see if you can handle the 64 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,078 Iron claw! Ah! 65 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,380 (GROANING) 66 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,616 Ah. Impressive. 67 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,918 (GRUNTS) 68 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,987 You can let go of my hand now. 69 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,656 (CHUCKLES) 70 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,157 And the claw! (GRUNTS) 71 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,328 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Well, this kid's ring-ready. 72 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,629 Oh, you're gonna love this. 73 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,631 Molly, go get my Mexican wrestling mask. 74 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,099 I will not. 75 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:23,170 So, your family just moved down from Seattle? 76 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,705 How's the adjustment been? 77 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,274 It's been pretty good, thanks. 78 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,208 Question, in high school wrestling, 79 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:31,845 what are the rules about hitting each other with folding chairs? 80 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,514 Again, that's a whole different thing. 81 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,616 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, it's awesome. 82 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,118 Sean, I noticed that your watch is 83 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,187 on your right hand. Are you a lefty? 84 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,822 I am. So am I! 85 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,156 Cool. Did you know that four 86 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,958 out of the last seven presidents were lefties? 87 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,895 Of course I knew. I just didn't think anyone else did. 88 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,463 You're gonna love our toilet paper. 89 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,333 (MOUTHING) 90 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,904 And that's our cue. 91 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,906 We should probably get going. 92 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,274 It was really nice to meet you guys. 93 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,875 Sean, wait. 94 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,011 I just want to say you seem like a really nice kid, 95 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,446 and so I'm glad Molly found... 96 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,114 Ha! Ahhh! (EXCLAIMS) 97 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,016 Apricot! Apricot! 98 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,250 That means let him go. 99 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,820 (CHUCKLES) Well done, Sean. 100 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,725 You guys have a safe word? Gross. 101 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,061 Wow. 102 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,996 Sweet kid, huh? 103 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,265 We may have a bit of a problem. 104 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,601 I think his mother is a patient of mine. 105 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,869 Wait. Really? 106 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,839 Yep. The last name, the recent move, it all adds up. 107 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,441 So his mom's in therapy with you? 108 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,509 Yeah. This could be an issue. 109 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,678 An issue-tunity. 110 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,681 If we can get in the mom's head, 111 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:41,982 we can get in his head. 112 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,684 We can own that kid. 113 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:44,885 I thought you liked him. 114 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,821 I can like and own at the same time, Allison. 115 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,324 I can do a lot of things at the same time. 116 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,725 You've seen me dance-reading. 117 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,797 Look, it's not the end of the world. 118 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,098 I'll just tell Sean's mom 119 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:01,034 and maybe refer her to another therapist. 120 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,404 Yeah, makes sense. 121 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,473 So, does she talk about him? Something wrong with him? 122 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,008 Compulsive? Narcissistic? Asian fetish? 123 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,210 No, that's you. 124 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,280 What can I say? I likes what I likes. 125 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,816 (CHUCKLES) 126 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,718 Damn! 127 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,153 Mmm! 128 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,659 Ken. 129 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,128 I feel that you and I are friends. 130 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,498 Really? We're gonna have that argument again? 131 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,667 I just found out that once a year, 132 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,869 all managers at Welltopia get an evaluation 133 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:39,106 based on the collective feedback of their subordinates. 134 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,410 (LAUGHING) Oh, man, they're gonna crush you. 135 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,278 They do not like you at all. 136 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,248 I know, and this evaluation 137 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,184 could determine my bonus or whether I get a promotion. 138 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,754 (CHUCKLES) Spoiler alert! You're not getting those. 139 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,656 All right. 140 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,691 I know I may have been a little hard on some people 141 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:58,926 since I got here, 142 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,694 but in my defense, 143 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,763 I did not know I'd be held accountable. 144 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,668 Now, these evaluations are due in two days. 145 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,202 Well, I think you know what you have to do. 146 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,271 Yeah. 147 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,373 I know exactly what I have to do. 148 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,809 I know where you live, and I have all your social security numbers. 149 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,144 I can hurt you. 150 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,849 Solid threats, but I meant you have to be nice to them. 151 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,651 All right, fine. I'll try it. 152 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,553 Hey, everyone. 153 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,521 You look like you've lost some weight. 154 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,857 I don't know, about two pounds... 155 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,024 Each. 156 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,394 And have you done something with your hair? 157 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:40,233 Okay, they don't all have to be group compliments, Pat. 158 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,335 Well, this is gonna take forever. 159 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,377 So, listen, before we start today's session, 160 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,245 there's something I need to tell you. 161 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,783 It seems that your son, Sean, is dating my daughter. 162 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,385 Oh, my God, small world. 163 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,588 I had no idea you were Chloe's mom. 164 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,059 Sean's cheating on Molly? 165 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,896 Apparently, he's dating some girl named Chloe. 166 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,464 That bastard. I trusted him. 167 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,365 I even ordered these! 168 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,875 I can't believe it. 169 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,211 Molly's so into that kid, and he's cheating on her. 170 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,280 I swear to God, I'd like to get him in a wrestling ring and just crush him! 171 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,416 Please. Oh, you don't think I could? 172 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,552 You give me his address and a folding chair. 173 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,353 I'll go over there right now. 174 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,589 No DQ! In a cage! 175 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,360 God, poor Molly. I wish we could tell her. 176 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:41,962 Wait. What? Why can't we? 177 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,897 Ken, the mom told me during therapy. 178 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,000 It's a confidentiality issue. You know I can't violate that. 179 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,403 Why? Everybody violates that. 180 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,940 My patient Raymond Boyd has gout. 181 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,708 Ooh! There, I said it. 182 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,244 Well, actually, that's a bad example. 183 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,046 He wrote that memoir, "Boyd meets gout," 184 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,914 But the point is, 185 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,950 this is our daughter we're talking about. 186 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,351 I know! 187 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,253 And believe me, I'd also like to get into a ring 188 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,988 and smash him with a frying pan. 189 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:11,792 A frying pan? Allison, it's a sport, not a cartoon. 190 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,628 Bottom line, 191 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,630 if we tell Molly about this, I could lose my job. 192 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,666 (SIGHS) Okay, fine. 193 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,067 Besides, they're 16. 194 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,069 This thing could be over tomorrow. 195 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,537 And if we told her, 196 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,172 we could be breaking her heart for no reason. 197 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,940 You're right. Molly does go through boys 198 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,009 like she goes through spring rompers. 199 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,979 You need more male friends. 200 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,954 I mean, because of Allison's stupid "professional ethics," 201 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,623 We can't even tell our own daughter 202 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,391 she's dating Cheater Pan. 203 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,095 (IMITATES PETER PAN) Look! I can lie! 204 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,100 Okay, you can't say "Cheater Pan" 205 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,534 and expect me not to do that. 206 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,907 So... Julie, is it? 207 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,410 I see you enjoy putting miniature succulents 208 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,078 into old cans. 209 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,814 I do! 210 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,683 I like how each of them has a story. 211 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,984 This one, for instance.. Great story! 212 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,285 Left me wanting more. 213 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,154 There is more. Good-bye. 214 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,892 So, Clark... 215 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:22,095 That whole gay marriage thing seems to be taking off. 216 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,832 That must be good news for a fella like you who... 217 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,801 Enjoys the... comforts of other fellas. 218 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,806 Okay, somehow you have just ruined being gay for me. 219 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,444 You're a delight! Good-bye. 220 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,914 Damona, let me take those. You do enough around here. 221 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,884 Get the hell off of me, grandpa. 222 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:47,387 I love our rapport. Good-bye. 223 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,624 This is easier than I thought. 224 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,725 Good-bye. 225 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,735 'Sup, bae? How's it hangin'? 226 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,270 Molly and Dave are in the living room 227 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,773 with Cheatwood Mac. 228 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,008 Hey, Al, you know how you said this might end tomorrow? 229 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,210 Well, it's tomorrow, and it didn't. 230 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,411 I'm going proactive. 231 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,313 Ken, we can't say anything. 232 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,849 Okay, fine. Fine. I'll just hint at it until he folds. 233 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,285 Like the chair I'll hit him with if he doesn't. 234 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,087 No, no, no. We can't. Mmm! 235 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,355 Hey, guys, what's the haps? 236 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,557 Oh, hello, Sean. 237 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,459 Hi, Dr. Park. We're playing Risk. 238 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,229 Indeed you are, Sean. Indeed you are. 239 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,566 Dave, you just rolled with your right hand. 240 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,669 Yeah, I'm a righty in athletics. 241 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,041 Ooh, Sean, did you really roll a six? 242 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,311 Because if you didn't, that would be dishonest. Ken. 243 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,646 Dad, what are you doing? Oh, don't listen to him. 244 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,081 Why don't you go into the kitchen 245 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,316 and get more lemon cookies? 246 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,518 Oh, I would, but if anyone is dieting, 247 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:55,756 then eating those would be unfaithful to their diet. 248 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,058 Eh, they're only 40 calories each. 249 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,761 I know. It seems too good to be true. 250 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:08,368 Because if someone was being unfaithful, 251 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,238 I would hope they would have the decency to come clean. 252 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,505 What are you doing? 253 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:16,076 Because guilt is a very powerful thing. 254 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,445 And if you hold onto it for too long, 255 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,814 it'll burn and burn, 256 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,817 hotter and hotter and hotter... 257 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,418 Dad! I'm building to something. 258 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,787 And hotter. 259 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,458 I'm done. 260 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,061 Is there something wrong here? Sean, let's get out of here. 261 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,628 Cheater! You're a cheater! (GASPS) 262 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,133 Wow, went right at it. 263 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,269 I didn't mean to... 264 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,071 Okay, fine. I admit it! 265 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,139 I cheated on you. What? 266 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,808 What? What? 267 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,344 I don't know how my parents knew, 268 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,712 but I cheated on you with Brayden 269 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,548 because I thought you were still going out with Chloe. 270 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,518 I'm so sorry, Sean. No, I can't believe you would do that! 271 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,322 Sean, wait! 272 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,357 DAVE: Wait, Sean! We can talk about this! 273 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:07,995 We're in a fight. 274 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,065 Honey, I'm sorry. We thought that... 275 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,767 No, I don't care what you thought! 276 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,535 I don't know how I'm gonna retaliate for this, 277 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,237 but it's probably gonna be older, 278 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,639 and it's probably gonna drive a motorcycle. 279 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,980 Well, that took a turn. 280 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,890 Okay, it's actually not as bad as we thought. 281 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:40,493 I talked to Molly. It turns out she didn't cheat. 282 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,030 It was just a slight overlap. 283 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,264 Overlap? 284 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,632 She was dating Brayden, 285 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,134 then she met Sean. 286 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,502 There was a little overlap while she made up her mind. 287 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,971 Okay, that's still cheating. 288 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,639 I mean, how does this not bother you? 289 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,374 It's wrong. 290 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,210 I mean, we never would've done that to each other. 291 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,146 Right. 292 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,255 Allison, did you overlap me? 293 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,223 What? That's crazy. 294 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,395 I mean, when I met you, I was dating Billy Tanaka, 295 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,898 but I dumped him because you were so great. 296 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:25,906 Was... there... over... lap? 297 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,843 I don't know. Maybe a week. 298 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,912 It was so long ago. Who remembers? 299 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,584 Thank you for finally admitting that. 300 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,887 Oh, come on. You're not really... 301 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,521 Don't touch me. 302 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,926 Apricot. 303 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,771 Remember this? What? 304 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,741 Our third date at the Santa Monica pier. 305 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,577 I won you a framed poster of Penny Hardaway 306 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,745 at the pop-a-shot. 307 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,815 I kissed you on the Ferris wheel, 308 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,351 and we heard fireworks. 309 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,620 Well, it turned out to be gang violence in the parking lot, 310 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,089 but still, what a night. 311 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,492 Yes, Ken. It was a great night. 312 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,230 But little did I know, I was your side piece, Allison. 313 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,767 I can't believe you're this upset 314 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,704 about something so small that happened so long ago. 315 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,673 All right, I have to go to work now. 316 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,308 And when I get home, 317 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,245 it'd be really convenient if you were no longer seven. 318 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,348 Oh, I'm being immature? 319 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,183 You tarnished our origin story. 320 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,619 Look, when I first met you, it was magical. 321 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,056 And I always thought you felt the same way. 322 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,258 But now I know... You didn't. 323 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,128 Did Sean call? Did he text? 324 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,130 No, honey. 325 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,132 Everyone says breakups are hard, 326 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,501 but I had no idea. 327 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,975 I'll be in bed. 328 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,742 Need a spoon, buddy? Nope. 329 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,952 Why is there a little man making eggs up in here? 330 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,954 They're omelets, 331 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,923 as in "om-letting you know how much I appreciate you." 332 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,596 Enjoy, because my gratitude is without limits. 333 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,999 Mr. Pat says only two ingredients per omelet. 334 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,566 And go light on the cheese. 335 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,901 Juan-Julio, 336 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,470 the cheese thing that was between us. 337 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,806 My mistake. 338 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,474 Guys, the cheese thing was between us. 339 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,912 It's weird you're being so generous. 340 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,848 Last week, you stuck a box of floss in the break room 341 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,551 and said, "Here's your new dental plan." 342 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,588 And when I asked for toilet-seat covers, 343 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,292 you said, "No! Live on the edge." 344 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,261 Yes, well, that was the past. 345 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,662 Oh, but this morning, 346 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,297 when I asked if you would pay me to make omelets, 347 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,499 you said, "You're a valet. 348 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:10,137 "Why would I pay you to make omelets, Juan-Julio?" 349 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,209 I think what we're missing here 350 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,845 is that I have become a thoughtful and generous boss 351 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,114 who cares deeply about the welfare of his employees. 352 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,749 I see what's going on here. 353 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,552 You're trying to bribe us to get better evaluations. 354 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,387 Oh, thank God. Now that it's all out in the open, 355 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,956 it should go a lot more smoothly. 356 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,026 So what's it gonna take, people? Money? Time off? Pudding? 357 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,794 But wait. 358 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,164 We all handed those forms in two weeks ago. 359 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,032 Everyone at Welltopia... 360 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,933 Is time off still on the table? 361 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,437 Because I would like to get out of here. 362 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,240 So, you mean to say I've been treating you all kindly 363 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,675 for no good reason? 364 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,843 Oh, no, Pat. Kindness has its own... 365 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,079 Cram it, gorgeous. 366 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,282 Pack it up, Juan-Julio. 367 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,453 (DOORBELL RINGING) 368 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,826 Hi, Dr. Park. 369 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,529 Sean, my overlap brother. 370 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,398 Get inside these comfort sticks. 371 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,103 I feel your pain. 372 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,771 Look, I know you're here to tell Molly off and that's fair, 373 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,174 but just remember, she can't help it. 374 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,377 Turns out cheating is genetic. 375 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,614 Oh, no, no, no. I'm here to pick her up. We got back together. 376 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,917 Even though she tarnished your origin story? 377 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,885 I mean, maybe a few years ago, I would have felt like that, 378 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,721 but I'm 17 now. 379 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,089 I'm not a child. 380 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,393 Yeah, totally. 381 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,562 Anyways, I had, like, this "a-ha" moment. 382 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,897 I mean, was it a bummer that she was with someone else when we met? 383 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,133 Absolutely. 384 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,434 But she gave him up, 385 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,768 which proves how much she likes me. 386 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,305 Huh. 387 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,640 Can you, you know? 388 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,811 So anyway, I had, like, this "a-ha" moment. 389 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,247 I mean, was it a bummer 390 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,781 that you were with someone else when we met? 391 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,183 Absolutely. 392 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,584 But you gave him up, 393 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,186 which proves how much she likes me. 394 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,587 Who's she? You! 395 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,957 Wow. You know what? 396 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,126 That's the sweetest thing you've ever said. 397 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,695 Hey, when it's from the heart, it's easy. 398 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,996 I wonder if it was easy 399 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,798 when Sean said those exact words to Molly. 400 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,101 (SIGHS) 401 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,336 You got me. 402 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,239 The kid's a poet trapped in a wrestler's body. 403 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,841 Just like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. 404 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,278 I want to show you something. 405 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,484 (GASPS) 406 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,920 Oh, my God! Penny Hardaway! You still have this. 407 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,655 Yeah, I saved everything from that night. 408 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,257 The wristband to go on the rides, 409 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,193 the rose you bought me, 410 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,528 the statement we gave to police about the gang shooting. 411 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,531 Aw. Double homicide. 412 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,603 We have the same origin story, Ken, 413 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,137 and it's a great story. 414 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,807 Yeah. (GIGGLES) 415 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,643 And the only one who didn't live happily ever after? 416 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,811 Billy Tanaka. 417 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,045 Actually, he just sold his company 418 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,247 for $100 million. 419 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,481 And he's still single, 420 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,016 and he's, like, this crossfit maniac. 421 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,384 Okay. You're off Facebook. 422 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,086 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 423 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,057 Hey. Sean and I are headed out to the movies. 424 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,493 I don't know if you heard, but we're back together. 425 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,329 Yes, I did, and I'm really happy for you. 426 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,464 Thanks, Dad. 427 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,534 I'm happy, too, but I've got to be honest. 428 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,602 I think I'm gonna focus on me for a while. 429 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,283 Ken, I got my evaluation, 430 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,885 and I'm a little too nervous to read it alone. Do you mind? 431 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,787 Nervous? You should be terrified. 432 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,556 (LAUGHS) 433 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,458 This is gonna be a bloodbath. 434 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,426 You're a good friend, Ken. 435 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,362 Well, here goes. 436 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:03,403 "Employees find him barely tolerable. 437 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,005 "Communication skills need significant improvement. 438 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:12,111 "Overall behavior leaves much to be desired." 439 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,015 Well, maybe next year, you'll try harder... 440 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,051 This is so much better than I expected! 441 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,954 Really? Hell, yeah. Look at this. 442 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,189 "As a leader, 443 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,426 "he is wildly out of touch with his employees." 444 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,660 They love me! 445 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,564 Pat, that is a terrible eval... 446 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,732 Good-bye. 447 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,110 Dr. Park, we really don't need to do this. 448 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,745 (CLUCKING) 449 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,090 Want some? 450 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,894 This is literally my house! 451 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,499 I got one question for you. 452 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,768 Can you smell what the doc is cooking? 453 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,907 Hyah! (GRUNTS) 454 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,117 (DR. KEN GROANING) 455 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,686 DR. KEN: Ahhh! 456 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,254 Apricot! Apricot!