1 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,374 (LAUGHS) Oh, Chris Paul's on fire! 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,608 Nothing but net! 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,578 (SIGHS) Come on, Dave. You're missing it. 4 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,546 If the drought continues at this rate, 5 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,882 soon we'll have to get our water from Colorado. 6 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,685 Colorado? Oh, no. 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,620 What will those hippies fill their bongs with? 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,589 What? Nothing. 9 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,557 All right, look at how these guys are playing defense. 10 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,193 Always making stops... 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,761 Dave, can I see that, please? 12 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,164 Oh. Whoop. 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,467 Now, I want you to watch this, dawg. 14 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,668 Your team has a playoff game coming up. 15 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:35,969 You might learn something. 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:36,970 (WHISTLE BLOWS) What? Are you kidding me? 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,772 That's a terrible call, ref! 18 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,208 Come on, you're killing me! 19 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,543 Right? 20 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,777 He wasn't traveling. 21 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:46,647 No, the guy on the bench took one sip of water 22 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:47,915 and threw it out. 23 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,152 So wasteful, number 10. 24 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:55,556 I bet you flush every time, even when it's just pee! 25 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,425 All right, solid trash talk. 26 00:00:57,491 --> 00:01:00,394 Liking the tone, we just have to work on the message. 27 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,996 How long are your showers, buddy? An hour? 28 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,765 All right, beast. Take a knee. 29 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,477 I just can't get the kid interested in basketball. 30 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,646 I mean, you try to force them into doing stuff 31 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,381 like they say in all the parenting books... 32 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,616 Wait, what parenting books did you read? 33 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,453 I skimmed them, okay? 34 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:30,191 The point is, all Dave cares about is that stupid drought. 35 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,559 So what if it doesn't rain, 36 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,528 as long as you can rain buckets down on suckas, am I right? 37 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,965 No, we need actual rain. 38 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,669 I thought Dave would be more of a baller 39 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,238 considering the physical advantages you gave him. 40 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,441 Thanks? Nope. 41 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,245 I'm surprised they let a tiny bird like you 42 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,314 even watch basketball. 43 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,684 Okay, I was actually decent when I was little. 44 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,486 I mean, for the first eight games I sucked 45 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,053 and I really wanted to quit... 46 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,623 Anyway, this one game against the junior Panthers, 47 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,259 down by one, two seconds left, I grab the rock, 48 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,328 I drove through the paint, I flipped it up, 49 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:10,030 nothing but nylon and I got the 'W'. 50 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,565 Okay, I am lost. 51 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,668 He scored. They won. 52 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,671 And then he got to stay at the 'W'? 53 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,741 No, nobody stayed at the 'W'. 54 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,311 I made a basket, and I fell in love with the game. 55 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,678 And that's all I want for Dave... 56 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,514 You know, that one shining moment. 57 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,316 I had my share of shining moments. 58 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,117 You know, very oily skin. 59 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,188 Fortunately, no one noticed. 60 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,224 They were distracted by my back brace. 61 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,392 Man, you had a rough childhood. 62 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,628 Childhood? No, I'm talking about my early 30s. 63 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,165 Oh, my God! Check this out. Check this out. 64 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,801 My friend Joanne's renting a house in Cabo this weekend, 65 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,303 and room just opened up. 66 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,640 Wow! I mean, I only met her that one time at lunch. 67 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,375 But that lunch must have gone pretty well... 68 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,945 (IN SINGSONG VOICE) 'Cause she's inviting me to Mexico. 69 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,046 No, no. 70 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,448 She's inviting me to Mexico. 71 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,516 Oh. 72 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,885 Guess that lunch didn't go as well as I thought. 73 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,256 Oh, wait, I can't go. 74 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,224 I'm all out of vacation days. 75 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,793 Oh, that's too bad. 76 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:16,830 Ooh. Remember a while back when Pat accidentally said 77 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,900 something racially insensitive and offered you vacation days 78 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,269 to not report him? 79 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,136 Oh, I do remember that. 80 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,638 You are the best! 81 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,873 Thanks. 82 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,508 Tell that to Joanne. 83 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,144 Hey, Pat. You got a sec? 84 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,547 I have tons of secs. 85 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,451 Well, that was unfortunate. 86 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,586 So what can I help you with? 87 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:41,455 Oh, um, well, Dr. Ken is trying 88 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,056 to get his son into basketball. 89 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,157 Oh, has he tried forcing him 90 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,693 like they say in the parenting books? 91 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,562 Yeah, that didn't work. Oh. 92 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:51,365 So, I was wondering who here on the staff 93 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,800 do you think would be best 94 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,002 to help him out with basketball? 95 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,170 You, obviously. 96 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,473 I mean, you have the genetics. 97 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:01,709 Yeah, I mean, didn't you tell me 98 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,311 your dad was a basketball coach? 99 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,212 You must have picked something up. 100 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,615 Yeah. 101 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,216 He was a basketball coach. 102 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,651 (CHUCKLES) 103 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,820 Damn it. 104 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,188 It's a shame your dad didn't coach race baiting. 105 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,491 You'd be packing your bags right now. 106 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,333 Whoa, whoa. Where are you going? 107 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,867 To a study group. I'm sorry. 108 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,869 Did you say 'study group' or 'slutty group'? 109 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,205 What are you studying, business? 110 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,174 'Cause everyone can basically see yours. 111 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,445 Go finish getting dressed. 112 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,947 Oh, so I'm not allowed to go out in this? 113 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,384 Fine, step all over my first amendment rights. 114 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,618 First amendment? Which one's that? 115 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,019 Right to bare everything? 116 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:49,523 Ooh, constitutionally burnt. 117 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:51,392 (GROANS) 118 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,227 Where's the rest of your outfit? 119 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,396 It's hiding, 120 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,130 along with your athletic talent. 121 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,432 The joke's on you. 122 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,300 I know I'm not good at sports. 123 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:06,273 Mom, can I skip my basketball game tomorrow night? 124 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,241 What? Of course not, buddy. It's the playoffs. 125 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,577 Are you mom? 126 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,681 Why don't you want to go, Dave? 127 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,516 Because they're having a city council hearing 128 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,750 about the drought. 129 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,320 And basketball's stupid. 130 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,723 Okay, if you really don't want to go to the game... 131 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,660 You know what? Your dad and I will discuss it. 132 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:27,861 Why don't you go chill in the den? 133 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,897 You know, the lion's den? 134 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,199 Because that's what your team's called? 135 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,467 That's news to me. 136 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,671 Seriously? You're gonna let him quit basketball? 137 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,139 Look, I know we want them to finish 138 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,441 what they start... That's right. 139 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,342 Yet he quit soccer after two games, 140 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,944 tennis after one week, 141 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,913 and you let him quit swimming after 10 minutes. 142 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,415 I didn't let him quit. 143 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,517 I pulled him out of the pool unconscious. 144 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,555 You can't force kids to stick with things 145 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:55,756 they don't want to do. 146 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,958 It'll make them reluctant to try new things. 147 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,893 Look, sometimes someone encourages you 148 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,161 to do something you don't want to do 149 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,295 and you end up liking it. 150 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,864 Don't bring up our wedding night. 151 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,767 I'm just saying, I was hesitant, 152 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,102 and you encouraged me, and now I love that. 153 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,274 Let's face it, you've made him play basketball 154 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,609 for the last two seasons 155 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,310 and he hasn't gotten a lot out of it. 156 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,379 And it's the last game. 157 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,248 But what if this is the game where he has his one shining moment? 158 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,783 Look, if my parents had let me quit, 159 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,317 I never would have had mine. 160 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,019 Did I ever tell you about the time I... 161 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,287 Drove to the paint, threw it up, 162 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,457 and stayed at the "w." 163 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:33,427 Why does everyone think I stayed at the 'W'? 164 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,996 I know you would love for him to be into basketball, 165 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,498 but he's just not a sporty kid. 166 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,332 No, he thinks he's not a sporty kid, 167 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,668 and that kills me, 168 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,269 because I don't him to label himself 169 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,671 at such a young age. 170 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,373 And all it takes is one play to go his way. 171 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,108 And who knows? Maybe in a year 172 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,377 he'll grow a few inches and score some buckets 173 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,112 and he'll start to believe in himself. 174 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,583 Okay. I'll make you a deal. 175 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:56,750 He plays tomorrow. 176 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,285 Deal. Very reasonable. Thank you, Allison. 177 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,953 No, no. But, but, but... 178 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,189 If he doesn't have his 'shining moment' 179 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,725 and he dislikes it as much as he has all season, 180 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,560 we never make him play ever again. 181 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,897 Okay. Fair enough. 182 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,634 Hey, there's my little Korean Abdul-Jabbar. 183 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,937 Does this mean I have to play? 184 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,139 Yes, it does, buddy, but it'll be great. 185 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,008 Trust me. Oh, look. 186 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,612 Chris Paul dishes to Park, who's open in the corner! 187 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,679 You caught it. 188 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,648 Yeah, 'cause it's food. 189 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,726 Okay, I don't know what your coach has been teaching you, 190 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,628 but this is a lay-up. 191 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,196 You dribble, take two steps, and lay it up. 192 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,297 Watch and learn. 193 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,204 Dad, I'm just not a jock like you. 194 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,806 Aw, thanks, buddy. 195 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,074 But you can be a jock. 196 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,243 It's not just about natural talent. 197 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,279 It's about desire, effort, focus... 198 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,448 The Kellners' sprinklers are on 199 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,584 and it's not even a watering day. 200 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,819 (SIGHS) 201 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,420 Hey, the only drought you should be worried about 202 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,389 is your scoring drought. Mmm? 203 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,124 Ah, wordplay... 204 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,160 The crutch of the unclever. 205 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,434 Kobe! 206 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,547 Any luck with the Pat thing? Not yet. 207 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,816 I got some new stuff locked and loaded. 208 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,218 Oh, Pat is gonna get me to Mexico. 209 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,687 Should be doable. 210 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,389 The little person in accounting ended up with a car. 211 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,391 Hey, Pat. 212 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,458 Mmm-hmm? 213 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,927 Guess what. 214 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,829 A new Tyler Perry movie just opened. 215 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,330 Oh, you've got to go see it. 216 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,599 You would love it. 217 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,734 Oh, really? 218 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,468 And why exactly would I love it, Pat? 219 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,404 (LAUGHS) Because everybody would love it. 220 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,707 It's hysterical. 221 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,074 I saw it last weekend. 222 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,876 He plays... He plays, like, three women, 223 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,411 all different sizes. 224 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,680 I mean... (LAUGHS) 225 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,616 The man... The man is a genius. 226 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,420 Oh... (LAUGHS) 227 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,358 Damn it. 228 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,861 Movie was kind of funny, though. 229 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,395 When the two grandmothers start farting... 230 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,765 Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup! Spoiler alert. 231 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,866 Sorry. 232 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,475 (LAUGHS) Carbo-loading for the big game. 233 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,610 (CHUCKLES) 234 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,378 No, I'm just eating my feelings 235 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,649 about missing the city council meeting. 236 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,784 Well, why don't you put the rest of your feelings 237 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,452 in a tupperware and eat them later? 238 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,519 We've got to get going. 239 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,891 Again? Are you kidding me? 240 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,694 What? I thought I'd wear a nice outfit to go support my brother? 241 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,495 Do you have another brother who's a pimp? 242 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,768 You guys just don't get it. 243 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,570 Fashion is all about taking risks. 244 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,339 Like the risk of getting your private parts sun burnt? 245 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,078 Come on, mom. I'm sure you wore plenty of things 246 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,180 grandma didn't approve of. 247 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,315 Like, I don't know, go-go boots and poodle skirts. 248 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,517 How old do you think I am? 249 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,454 Look, even in high school, 250 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,556 I prided myself on dressing appropriately. 251 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,027 They say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." 252 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,096 You mean you always dressed like a therapist? 253 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,597 But that's the job you have. 254 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,033 Did you have a different job in high school? 255 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,169 Okay, it wasn't the clearest analogy. 256 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,805 Go find something appropriate to wear. 257 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,406 But we're gonna be late for the game. 258 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,341 Okay, Molly, just meet us there. 259 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,776 Fine. 260 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,313 Maybe I shouldn't go, either. 261 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,316 This tank top doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. 262 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,622 (WHISTLE BLOWS (CHEERING) 263 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,762 You can do this, Dave! You got this! 264 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,296 He's on the bench, tying his shoe. 265 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,899 Yeah, like a boss. 266 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,535 No, rabbit through the hole, yo! 267 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,207 Whoo-hoo! Youth sports ball. 268 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,609 Is Dave's team in white or cerise? 269 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,379 Clark, what are you doing here? 270 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,580 You said you had a date. 271 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:21,815 Oh, you know what? I did. But then I thought, 272 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,316 "if this is important to you, 273 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,085 "it is important to me." 274 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,254 Guy stood you up? Bitch did not even text. 275 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,588 Go Dave! 276 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,691 Hey, guys. How's it the game? 277 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,626 Well, Dave's not in yet. But... 278 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,895 (CHEERING) 279 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,464 OMG, love. 280 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,700 Two questions... 281 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,636 "What the hell?" And "Are you insane?" 282 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,574 Okay, that's it. I'm looking up convents in the 818. 283 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,877 I'm surprised you're making such a big deal about this. 284 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:54,114 In fact, I thought this skirt might look a little familiar, mom. 285 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,983 Oh, it does. 286 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,617 Oh, very clever. 287 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,754 You went to the attic and got out all my high school clothes. 288 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,323 Hmm, you got me. You really got me. 289 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,624 So, I guess when you said 290 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,359 you would never wear something like this, 291 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,161 you lied to me? 292 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,363 Yeah, I feel really stupid. 293 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,632 But probably not as stupid as you, 294 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,768 because that skirt you're wearing... 295 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,137 It's a headband. 296 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,507 You want to put your coat back on? 297 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,944 Sure, but only because I'm chilly. 298 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,378 (BOOING) 299 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,347 Settle down, pervs. You wish. 300 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,185 Ah! 301 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,486 Oh, no. The ref got hurt. 302 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,988 Good, he sucks. 303 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,623 What's the matter with you? 304 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,757 Am I wrong? 305 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,292 Okay, guys. Take a knee. 306 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,128 Is anyone here a doctor? 307 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,730 I'm off the clock. 308 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,867 Fine. 309 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,905 (GROANS) Oh, yeah. 310 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,606 Bad sprain. You're done. 311 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,809 Ice it, stay off it for a few days, 312 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,677 which will give you time to learn the rules of basketball 313 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,847 so you can stop ruining children's lives. 314 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,315 I doubt we can find another ref. 315 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,483 I guess it's a forfeit, huh? 316 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,252 I'll be in the car. 317 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,553 Stay. Sit. 318 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,721 I can ref. 319 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,390 Does he know how to ref? 320 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,192 No, but not knowing how to do something 321 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,861 has never stopped him before. 322 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,897 Okay. Let's do this. 323 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,731 Oof! 324 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,633 Someone hit the cool ranch pretty hard for lunch. 325 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,077 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 326 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,446 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Out. Out. 327 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,651 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Air ball. Air ball. 328 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,719 Outlawed ball. 329 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,658 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 330 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,094 Foul, number 23. 331 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,829 Oh, don't give me that look. You mugged him. 332 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,732 Give him back his wallet. Two shots. 333 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,902 Oh, you think you're so cute... 334 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,236 Well, you are irresistible. 335 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,437 All right, one shot. 336 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,039 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 337 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,508 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 338 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,343 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh, oh... 339 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,045 Offensive foul! 340 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,146 Good call, ref. 341 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,347 Oh, "Good call ref." 342 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,217 One more compliment and you're out of here! 343 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,252 Hey, hey, hey. Respect our coaches, ref. 344 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,753 (MOCKINGLY) Hey, hey, hey... 345 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,289 One more outburst and you're out of here! 346 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,560 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 347 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,694 Traveling. 348 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,097 (LAUGHS) Next time, try Priceline. 349 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,268 It's a travel website. Trust me, it's fine. 350 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,769 Going the other way! 351 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,005 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 352 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,541 All right, that's the end of a pretty sloppy third quarter. 353 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,378 Water break. 354 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,250 Come on, dad. Be part of the solution. 355 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,357 No, Joanne, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. 356 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,491 I'm trying. 357 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,060 Oh, got to go. 358 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,196 Hey, Pat. 359 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,730 You want to guess who my two favorite female tennis stars are 360 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,699 or my preferred way of cooking chicken? 361 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,536 Damona... Hmm? 362 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,671 I know what you're up to. 363 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,805 You do? 364 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,740 Oh, yes. 365 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,278 Coming up, engaging me in all these random conversations, 366 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,780 it's pretty obvious, really. 367 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,182 You're flirting with me. 368 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,254 Oh, no, no. No, no, no... 369 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,390 (SHUSHING) Damona, please. 370 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,292 It's only natural. 371 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,060 I know that you know that I've recently become available 372 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,263 and I'm up to 10 minutes a day on the old NordicTrack. 373 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,767 I can only imagine that my power, 374 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,971 both professional and raw... 375 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,172 Ha. 376 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,175 ...Is quite alluring. 377 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,644 Pat, I was... 378 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,446 Damona, don't be embarrassed. 379 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,714 Trust me. 380 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,682 If circumstances were different, 381 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,184 I'd be all over that. 382 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,385 Mmm. 383 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,957 But we work together, so it must never be. 384 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,994 I think I'm gonna be sick. 385 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,564 I understand. 386 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,866 I've hurt you. 387 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,769 Hey, maybe you should take a day off work, you know? 388 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,672 Just to... Just until you get 389 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,807 all of, uh, this... 390 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,945 Out of your system. 391 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,848 Oh, so you're saying that I could take a day off? 392 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,350 Whatever you need. 393 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,686 Bye, Pat. 394 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,426 Still got it, Pat. 395 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,998 You still freaking got it. 396 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,204 MAN: Defense, defense. 397 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,438 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Good job. 398 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,640 Aw, you're out of real estate, Adelman. 399 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,042 Going the other way! 400 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,143 Subs! 401 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,211 Subs coming in. 402 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,114 Okay, remember what I told you. 403 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,982 About pointing out a pretty girl's flaws 404 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,584 to knock her down to your level? 405 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,719 No! I mean, yes, it works every time... 406 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,521 But I'm talking about basketball. 407 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,123 If you get a shot, take it. 408 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,995 MAN: Come on, Dave. (APPLAUSE) 409 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,435 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 410 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,036 What did you say to me? I didn't say anything. 411 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,671 Argue with me. What? 412 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,540 Oh, you talking back to the ref? 413 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,774 Are you sassing me? 414 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,775 No, I just... I didn't know... 415 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,076 Oh, really? 416 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,245 You want some of this? 417 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,412 Okay, fine. 418 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,614 (BLOWS WHISTLE) You're out of the game! 419 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,183 Go! Go to your drought thing. 420 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,785 That's right, keep walking, pal. 421 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,919 (LAUGHS) 422 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,455 You mom will drive you. Love you, son. 423 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,756 You get out of here! 424 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,724 You get out of here. You get out of here! 425 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,832 Seriously? Even with a coat? 426 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,603 Can we finish the game? 427 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,737 You know what? 428 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,506 I'm gonna go watch my son 429 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,875 do something he actually wants to do. 430 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,177 Clark, you're the ref. 431 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,145 No worries, Dr. Ken. I got this. 432 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,546 I seen it on "espin." 433 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,355 So, I am not super-firm on the rules, 434 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,957 so just... Honor system. 435 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,059 And serving! 436 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,836 Dave, you were en fuego at that hearing. 437 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,471 (CHUCKLES) 438 00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,772 When you told the council that their conservation plan 439 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,341 was myopic and naive, 440 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,743 I was like, "H-2-O-no, he didn't!" 441 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,145 I know, I heard you. 442 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,880 Thanks, dad. 443 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,051 Ooh, left the meeting agenda in the car. 444 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,487 I want to put it up where my trophies would go. 445 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,860 Mom, thanks for, you know, lending me your headband. 446 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,864 Sorry about the misunderstanding. 447 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,165 That's okay. 448 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,935 You know, you did have a lot of cute clothes up there. 449 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,169 You think so? 450 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,305 Yeah, you must have been like the hottest girl 451 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,540 at all those sock hops. 452 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,311 I'm not 70! 453 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,749 I'm really proud of you. 454 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,751 That was super sweet, what you did back there. 455 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,419 I call them like I see them. 456 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,621 And even though it wasn't on the basketball court, 457 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,490 Dave got his shining moment after all. 458 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,792 When he accused Councilman Sanders 459 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,694 of being in the pocket of Big Sod, 460 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,696 you could hear a pin drop. 461 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,398 Well, there were only six people there, 462 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:01,601 so for most of it, you could hear a pin drop. 463 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,735 I know it would have been great for you 464 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:03,936 if Dave was into basketball, 465 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,838 but whatever his passion ends up being, 466 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,106 you'll share it with him. 467 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,141 Al, I know I say it so often 468 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,443 and it might have lost its meaning, 469 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,513 but you were right and I was wrong. 470 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,249 No, that will always mean something to me. 471 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,584 (LAUGHS) 472 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,325 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 473 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,593 Oh! 474 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,694 You got blocked. 475 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,562 Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. 476 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,130 I have a new air ball. 477 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,732 Out! Out! Other way! 478 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:33,833 Oh, good. That was good. 479 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,735 Outlawed ball. His fault. 480 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,837 Oh, I messed up. Sorry about that. 481 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,473 You redeemed yourself after an air ball! 482 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,375 You can get a second chance. Don't worry about it. 483 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,776 That's like the second time. 484 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,144 You must feel bad, but you'll get better. 485 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,013 You've got too cute. You just dribble. 486 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,981 Positive energy, guys. 487 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,484 Yeah! Yeah! Good job. Good job. 488 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,520 Yeah, you got me there. You got me there. 489 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,687 You got too cute. 490 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,022 I have a new villain. 491 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,425 New hero. New hero! 492 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,826 Make sure you at least hit the rim. 493 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,361 I mean, I know you're sad. Are you okay? 494 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,396 Don't pass it to 42. He air balls. 495 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,531 It was pretty embarrassing. 496 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,699 Go Lions! I mean, two shots.