1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,304 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON TV) 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,474 Come on! Are you kidding me? 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,176 What are you, blind? 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,878 Ken, you screaming isn't gonna change the score. I don't care! 5 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:14,115 David Arquette's Waltz was clearly the dance of the night! 6 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:18,352 Hey! 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:21,522 Mother, Father, thank you so much for coming. 8 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,491 To our living room? 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,226 Please just relax. 10 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,461 Dave! 11 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,029 Um, what is this about? 12 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,464 Warm snickerdoodle? All right. 13 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,633 Don't doodle it, Allison. It's a trap. 14 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,870 (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS) 15 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,872 What is it that unites all humans? 16 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,408 Money. No, power. 17 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,742 Love? Now, think before you speak. 18 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,611 Chocolate! The Olympics! 19 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,514 What unites all humans is their need to carry things. 20 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,715 Damn. 21 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,217 Hunters and gatherers were nothing 22 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,153 without something to carry what they, well... 23 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,421 Hunted and gathered. 24 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:01,061 On this piece of paper, you will find what you call a backpack, 25 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,797 what I call a dream catcher. 26 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,466 Molly, we're not gonna be swayed by... 27 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,000 Wow, that is a beautiful bag. 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,737 Right? It's a Gordon Ruby. 29 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:13,107 Okay, so how much is catching dreams gonna set us back? 30 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,109 It's on the other side of your handout, 31 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,778 but what is a price, really? (CHUCKLES) 32 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,180 Okay, thank you for the cookie. 33 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,116 Dad, I know it seems expensive, 34 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,218 but it'll last forever. 35 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,387 This costs more than my first car. 36 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,988 No way. 37 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,490 But this isn't fair! 38 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,924 You want to know about not fair? 39 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,860 Call David Arquette. He'll tell you. 40 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,730 Look, it is not my fault you settled in an affluent area 41 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,867 where something like the brand of your backpack doesn't go unnoticed. 42 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,203 We are so sorry for imprisoning you 43 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,605 in this upper middle class Neo-Tuscan hell hole. 44 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,108 Mom. 45 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,344 Allison... Can I call you Allison? 46 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,845 It's a "no" From both of us. 47 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,186 You were only supposed to throw the confetti if they said yes. 48 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:00,188 That's why I wanted a dress rehearsal. 49 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,700 Okay, I am not saying I want to go to prison. 50 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,335 I am just saying, 51 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:18,071 it would be nice to have that much time to read. 52 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:22,576 Clark, we all have prison fantasies. 53 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,747 In mine, I'm being courted by all the gangs. 54 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,484 Oh, Pat, I've got to leave a little early tonight. 55 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,586 Before you tell me the reason, no. 56 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,356 It's important. I have dinner plans. My sister's in town. 57 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,724 Oh, Dr. Wendi's in town? 58 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,759 Yep. Wait, Dr. Wendi? 59 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,195 The Dr. Wendi from the Dr. Wendi show? 60 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,863 The star of my dream where I'm sick 61 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,333 and my doctor's Dr. Wendi, Dr. Wendi? 62 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,134 Yes, that Dr. Wendi. 63 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,237 You know my sister's show? Yeah! 64 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:52,540 I used to watch it every day when I lived in Buffalo. 65 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,243 Sorry to city drop like that, but I lived in Buffalo. 66 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,580 Yeah, I guess they're shooting in LA. This week or... 67 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,849 Yes, because they just became nationally syndicated. 68 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,918 Oh, that's... Your sister has a national television program? 69 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,887 Oh, yeah. It's huge. 70 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,889 Okay, I'll tell you what. 71 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,225 You can go early if you get your sister to plug the clinic. 72 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,327 Fine. The four people who watch her show 73 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,729 will hear all about Welltopia. 74 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,030 I watch it. I know. 75 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,499 I was counting you and your three cats. 76 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,702 (LAUGHS) That's a good one. 77 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,106 I just can't believe that you and Dr. Wendi are related. 78 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:29,477 She is so compassionate and witty and warm, 79 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,079 and you, uh... 80 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,548 You took it a different way. 81 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:37,184 So, what's it like having her as a sister? 82 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,520 Well, to be honest, she used to be a bit of a hot mess. 83 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:42,723 After college, she lived in an airstream trailer in Santa Cruz 84 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,091 with some old hippie dude, Dax. 85 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,726 Not a fragrant man. (CHUCKLES) 86 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,628 So, what happened? 87 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,430 Well, my parents were freaked out. 88 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,565 I brought her back to LA, treated her dreadlocks for lice, 89 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,833 and helped her apply to med school. 90 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,936 You are such a good big brother. 91 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,038 I just grow where I'm planted. 92 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,609 Okay, one question. 93 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,677 Would it be cool if I came to dinner? 94 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,446 No. Got it. 95 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,215 Unrelated question, 96 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,050 where is the dinner? 97 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,458 Good evening, Dr. Park. 98 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,026 Welcome back to Apple Bushel. 99 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,929 Thanks so much. I appreciate you saving us our usual table. 100 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,031 Do you have change for a $2? 101 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,567 Oh, no, please. Your sister already tipped me. 102 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,669 She got here first and requested this table. 103 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,571 Hello, hello, hello! 104 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,739 Hey! 105 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,006 (BOTH LAUGH) 106 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,174 Wen-Wen! 107 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,776 Allison, you sexy bitch. 108 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,545 I love this dress. 109 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,414 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not around kids very much. 110 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,882 But you guys are sexy bitches, too. 111 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,186 Good to see you, Aunt Wendi. 112 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,022 Sorry I had to switch tables. 113 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,658 I can't sit by the door anymore. 114 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,959 People keep coming up to me. 115 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,594 It just ruins the meal for everyone. 116 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,262 People keep coming up to you? 117 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,598 What, like the busboys? They're just refilling your water, Wendi. 118 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,832 (LAUGHS) 119 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,468 Oh, my God, you are just blowing up. 120 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,438 Mom, Dad, thanks for making the trip. 121 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,341 How was the drive? No drive. Wendi send Uber car. 122 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:10,143 Uber Black. 123 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,146 Okay, um, well, tonight's the prime rib meal deal, 124 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,048 which I highly recommend. 125 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,950 The baked potato's a dollar more, 126 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,452 but it's delicious. 127 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,521 Sometimes you got to live a little. 128 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,791 You really sold it. I'm in. 129 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,695 You know what? Everyone get the baked potato tonight. 130 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,129 Dinner is on me. 131 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,664 ALL: Oh! 132 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,165 Oh. Baller alert. (CHUCKLES) 133 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,301 Oh, hey, guys, 134 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,604 did you get the video of me emceeing the HMO banquet? 135 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,506 So clever. So talented. 136 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,308 Yes, I am. 137 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,644 You know, I just taped a little comedy sketch for Jimmy Kimmel. 138 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,413 Oh, the fat Jimmy? 139 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,714 Oh, he's the funny one. 140 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,315 That is so cool. 141 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,751 Wendi, you really big deal. 142 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,986 Yeah, so work's good, 143 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,956 and, uh, you know, I'm taking my med school degree 144 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,958 and applying it to save lives. 145 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,728 Like, front line. Boots on the ground. 146 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,732 Aunt Wendi, can I take a selfie with you? 147 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,333 My friends will go crazy. 148 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,836 (SQUEALS) I want one, too, 149 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,303 just in case I make friends. 150 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,743 Oh, you are gonna make friends 151 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,745 when you post this awesomeness. 152 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,481 Allison, get that pilates-toned ass in here. 153 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,950 I've only been twice, but I really think it's working. 154 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,787 Come on, grandma, grandpa, DAVE: Get in here. 155 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:32,125 Ken. Okay, fine. 156 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,861 Wendi can't reach. You take selfie. 157 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,232 Okay... 158 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,769 (ALL CHEERING) 159 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,170 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 160 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,473 Ken. Yeah? 161 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,140 Take one from my phone. 162 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,013 WENDI: I fly all over the world. 163 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,583 I did a nutrition workshop at the White House. 164 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,885 My TV show just hit the five million viewer mark. 165 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:01,021 I'm like, "how is this happening to me?" 166 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,990 Yeah, well, recently, Welltopia was rated 167 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:06,259 the number-3 HMO in the San Fernando Valley. 168 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:11,098 And I was also like, "how is this happening to me?" 169 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,467 So, I get it. 170 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,569 This is all so amazing. 171 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,238 When I first met you, I did not think you'd end up here. 172 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,007 Me neither. To Wendi. 173 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,709 And... Her show. 174 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,347 (SPEAKING IN KOREAN) 175 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:31,251 Seriously? Korean? 176 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,654 I picked up a little on a syndication tour of Korea. 177 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,822 I wanted to surprise you. 178 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,225 They flew you to Korea for free? 179 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,494 I want to be a TV doctor. 180 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,630 You just have to study hard. Ish... 181 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,800 Well, I'm trying to excel in school, 182 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,269 but my parents keep stacking the deck against me 183 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,772 by not getting me a Gordon Ruby backpack. 184 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,240 Oh, I'll give you one. 185 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,509 Really? I have a closet full of them. 186 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,511 People send me crazy stuff for free all the time. 187 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,613 I'm like, "what?" 188 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,481 Oh, my God! So generous. 189 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,016 Really great of you. 190 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,252 Look, we don't need your charity backpack, okay? 191 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,453 Huh? 192 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,922 Because... 193 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,291 I'm getting her one, you know? 194 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,060 Oh, my God, that's so generous. 195 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,928 Really cool of me. 196 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,229 Seriously? 197 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,998 Well, I just like to get the kids 198 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,067 a little something when I come to town. 199 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:23,170 I've been taken with that crumb sweeper all night. 200 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,339 It's yours. No, no, no. 201 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,376 I'm getting him the crumb sweeper, too. 202 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,580 Geez, how do you say "thanks for ruining all the surprises" in Korean? 203 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,314 (SPEAKING IN KOREAN) 204 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,916 How long were you there? 205 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,892 Hey, how was dinner with your sis? 206 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,760 Did she pay? Of course she paid. 207 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,395 For the first time ever. 208 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,731 Wow, you are incredible. 209 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,666 If I had a famous sister like Dr. Wendi, 210 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,868 I would be so jealous, 211 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,805 and yet you are just glaring at me. 212 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,609 You know, what's there to be jealous of? 213 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,777 She's just a mid-level television personality 214 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,212 who nobody even knows... 215 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,546 Oh, my God, it's Dr. Wendi! 216 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:09,683 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 217 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,285 Can I have your autograph? 218 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:15,455 This is someone's discharge papers. 219 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,957 Two birds, one stone. 220 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,996 Girl, I got to admit, I didn't love you at first, 221 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,132 but you have grown on me, 222 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,900 and he has shrunk on me. 223 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,502 Dr. Wendi, hi, I'm Pat Hein. 224 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,039 I'm the Medical Director here at Welltopia Woodland Hills, 225 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,208 and we would just love it if you could do a segment on us. 226 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,945 Well, I guess I could do something about the sad state 227 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,714 of mid-level corporatized medicine. 228 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,249 Name the day. 229 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,954 So, what are you doing here? 230 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,856 I wanted to come by and apologize. 231 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,058 I feel like I overstepped last night with the backpack. 232 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,393 And the crumb sweeper. Yeah. 233 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,128 Dave's turning out weird, huh? 234 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,965 Yeah, we're keeping an eye on it. 235 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,067 We are shooting our last episode here tomorrow, 236 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,103 and I wanted to ask you to come and be on the show. 237 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,905 We have a lot of doctors on as consultants. 238 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,606 Oh, really? 239 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,575 Wow, I haven't watched it yet. 240 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,110 You know, busy Schedge. Please. 241 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,680 You watch Judge Mathis In your office every day. 242 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,349 We just need a quick sound bite. 243 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,018 Mom and dad are coming. 244 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,954 It would be really great to have my big bro on. 245 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,223 I don't know. You have to do it. 246 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,326 You've always said that you dreamed of being on television. 247 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:30,731 No, I said "I had a dream in which I was a television." 248 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,666 If you're gonna throw my dreams in my face, 249 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,601 I'll find someone else to share them with. 250 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,939 My mistake. I'm very sorry. 251 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,273 Yeah, I keep his dream journal. 252 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,309 He was not a television. 253 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,613 (APPLAUSE) 254 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,115 Okay, you guys, get ready 255 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,283 because Sugar, the wonder dog is gonna tell us 256 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,352 which one of these people has diabetes. 257 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,825 (BARKS) Do you have diabetes? 258 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,995 Unbelievable! 259 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,932 Okay, who's ready for an audience dance off? 260 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,299 What-what? 261 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,468 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 262 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,772 A diabetes-sniffing dog? 263 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,373 Are you kidding me? 264 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,408 I know. Incredible. 265 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,178 Yeah, incredibly stupid. 266 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,780 If you're worried about having diabetes, 267 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,248 you shouldn't be consulting a dog. 268 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,284 You need insulin, not rin-tin-tinsulin. 269 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,686 Fresh. 270 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,722 A lot of people are pretty into her show. 271 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,390 That's because they haven't seen the show I saw 272 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,691 in that airstream trailer. 273 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,393 It was called "I Will Not Shower," 274 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,795 and it ran for way too long. 275 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,432 Dad, you are, like, the hero of all my friends. 276 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,468 Oh, thank you. Do you have it? 277 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,303 Have what? The backpack. 278 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,507 Molly, sweet, sweet Molly, 279 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,543 that was never gonna happen. 280 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:54,782 It was just something said in the middle of a pissing contest between siblings. 281 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,250 So, you just lied to me? 282 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,852 Great parenting, Dad. 283 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,455 You heard her. Great parenting. 284 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,558 Take away the tone. That's a compliment. 285 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,595 I don't think Wendi was involved in that pissing contest. 286 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,998 Yeah, she was. She was big-timing me. 287 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,565 Just like today when she came to my office 288 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,067 and asked me to be on her show. 289 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,169 How exactly is that big-timing you? 290 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,337 You just don't get it, do you? 291 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,007 I really don't. 292 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,476 This is her chance in front of mom, dad, and the entire world 293 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,646 to finally show up her high achieving, handsome, athletic, 294 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,482 if he had been encouraged, brother. 295 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,019 Ken, admit it. You're jealous of Wendi. 296 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,553 (CHUCKLING) Jealous? 297 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,422 Wow. (LAUGHS) 298 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,226 Who gave this lady her therapy license, am I right? 299 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,328 Okay, fine, if you're gonna make jokes to the lamp about me, 300 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,130 don't do Wendi's show. No, no, whoa, whoa. 301 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,465 I'm gonna do it, but as a real doctor. 302 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,034 I'm not gonna condescend to people. 303 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,870 You know, talk down to them. 304 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:53,540 Look, maybe I'm just a therapist who's super smart, 305 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,910 but you obviously have issues with your sister, and at some point, 306 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,511 you're gonna have to talk to her about them. 307 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,613 Okay, whatever. 308 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,216 Piece of advice for you, don't marry a therapist. 309 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,118 (CHUCKLES) 310 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,954 I'm gonna leave you two alone. 311 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,293 This is like the second part of my dream 312 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,828 where Dr. Wendi is my doctor 313 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,930 and she takes me into the exam room, 314 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,867 but the exam room is this green room. 315 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,802 Come on, guys, act like you've been here. 316 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,137 Sorry. You're right. 317 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,505 I... Shrimp. 318 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,040 Aw, hell, no. 319 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,879 Dr. Park, you're on in 10. You ready? 320 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,780 I was born ready. 321 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,149 Okay, I'm just gonna tell them that you're ready. 322 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,986 All right, now remember, the topic is heatstroke, 323 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,088 and if there's a dance break, we prefer that you dance. 324 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,390 Yeah, I'm not gonna dance. It's okay. 325 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,492 Even if you're not good... Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. 326 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,761 I've got moves for days. 327 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,532 But today, I come to you as a doctor, not a dancer. 328 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,801 It's been great meeting you. 329 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,571 Ken? Oh, Ken. 330 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,640 What are you doing here? Well, I came to remind you 331 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,309 that you promised to plug the clinic on air. 332 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,743 Just say something like, 333 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,113 "Welltopia, where well meets topia 334 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,948 "in the San Fernando Valley." 335 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,382 "Topia's" not a word. 336 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,685 Neither is shrimpgasm, but that is what is happening right now. 337 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,656 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Chug. 338 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,593 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 339 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,463 20 ounces down. 340 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:27,300 44 more to go for ideal hydration! 341 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:31,571 And now, as a special treat for heatstroke week, 342 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,575 I want to introduce you to a super awesome doctor and my big bro. 343 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,810 Please welcome Dr. Ken Park! 344 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,447 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Yes! Yes! 345 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,515 Whoo! 346 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,783 Hi! 347 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,053 Hi. 348 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,387 (LAUGHS) 349 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,789 Shout-out to mom and dad! 350 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,861 So, avoiding heatstroke, 351 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,997 to wear a hat or not to wear a hat. 352 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,398 That is the question. 353 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,934 Well, I think we have to back it up a little bit. 354 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,702 Heatstroke is a result of the body 355 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,938 trying to regulate... So, hats good or bad? 356 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,640 Well, um, good, 357 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,210 but it's important to look at all the factors involved 358 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,981 in temperature regulation... Okay, so a hat it is! 359 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,249 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Ken Park! 360 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,518 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Ken Park! 361 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,720 Coming up next, we solve the mystery... 362 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,623 What that tricky SPF number actually means? 363 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,858 (AUDIENCE WHOOPING) 364 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,060 You can go now. 365 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,062 I'm not done. You're not? 366 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,564 Uh, in order to prevent heatstroke, 367 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,733 one must identify the three main... 368 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,269 Okay, hats off to you, big bro. 369 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:40,173 And now I have hats for everyone in the audience! 370 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,042 What? 371 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,310 Look under your seat. 372 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,711 You get a hat! Oh, my God! 373 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,479 You get a hat! You get a hat! 374 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,548 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 375 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,783 Okay, you can't solve everything with a hat, Wendi. 376 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,685 Well, you can solve heatstroke. 377 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,787 Anyway... Not if you're young, elderly, 378 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,157 or have a compromised immune system. Boom! 379 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,192 Whoo! Yes! 380 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,062 That's true, but we like to keep things light on the show. 381 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,064 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 382 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,499 Uh, real medicine isn't light. 383 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,401 People die on my watch every day. 384 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,802 Yes, they do! 385 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,239 Many people die! Whoo! 386 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,809 Hey, I do a lot of good on this show, 387 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,445 and people take it really seriously. 388 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,714 FYI, if someone can do this on a show, 389 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,317 then it's not serious. 390 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,952 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) You know, no, I am... 391 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,158 You just don't get it because you're small and jealous. 392 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,559 I'm not jealous of a doctor 393 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,394 who went to med school in the Caribbean. 394 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,762 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 395 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,929 I mean, her diploma says... 396 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,998 (JAMAICAN ACCENT) "Good job, mon." 397 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:42,035 You know what, he's right. I did go to med school in the Caribbean. 398 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,304 A fully accredited medical school, 399 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,906 and I went there because I took a different Path. 400 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,808 I wanted to have some fun along the way. 401 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,544 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, you had a lot of fun. 402 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,813 At least I wasn't a virgin at 30. 403 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,882 (ALL GASP) 404 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,251 Sorry I respected my body! 405 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,125 (SIGHS) 406 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,928 Welltopia, where well meets topia in the San Fernando Valley. 407 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,876 I invite you here, and you do that? 408 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,113 You just asked me here to big-time me. 409 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:30,150 I asked you here because you're my brother and a doctor. 410 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,486 You know what I think? You wish I was still a lost little 20-something 411 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,855 living in a trailer in Santa Cruz, don't you? 412 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,890 Of course not. You had lice. 413 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,161 Then my Camry had lice for the next six months. 414 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,895 You've always been the perfect one 415 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,264 that mom and dad worshipped, 416 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,498 and I've always been the one 417 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,000 that did things with an asterisk next to them. 418 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,303 Got a bachelor degree, in six years. 419 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,572 Went to medical school, on a boat. 420 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,907 Finally, I have some success, 421 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,444 and I wanted to show it off to you 422 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,279 not because I think I'm better than you, 423 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,348 but because I thought I owed it to you. 424 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,550 You bailed me out so many times. 425 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,420 I couldn't do any of this without my big brother. 426 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,788 I didn't know you felt that way about me. 427 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,056 Of course I do. 428 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,624 I always have. 429 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,563 So, everything you have is because of me? 430 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,566 Not everything. 431 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:24,036 Wow, everything you have is because of me. 432 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,576 Okay, now I know what Allison is always complaining about. 433 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,743 Look, I'm sorry. 434 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,880 I am small, and I did get jealous, 435 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,548 but I'm also really impressed. 436 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,717 I mean, your show is legit. 437 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,620 Well, we could probably dig a little deeper on some issues. 438 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,356 Either way, you're helping people, 439 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,192 and I am so proud of you. 440 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,194 Aww. 441 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,129 You know, I'm gonna be in LA a lot now, 442 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,398 and I really want to see you guys more. 443 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,466 I think we'd all like that. 444 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,202 You know, you're not the first Park 445 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:59,138 to dip his toe into the world of medical infotainment. 446 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,674 Remember my show on the campus TV station back in med school? 447 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,211 That's right. Yo! K-MD Raps! 448 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,446 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Good times. 449 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:13,119 We are very disappointed in you two. 450 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,422 You have brought shame... Oh, shrimp. 451 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,391 Come on. 452 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,697 So, when's the show gonna be on? 453 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,334 Oh, it's never gonna air. I wrecked it by fighting with her. 454 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,136 Apparently I cost the studio over a million dollars. 455 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,806 Ah! It's like I kept telling you, 456 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,310 all I needed to do was talk to Wendi about my feelings. 457 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,711 She just doesn't listen. 458 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,348 Wives, right? (CHUCKLES) 459 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,083 Look, I know you've always been the star of your family, 460 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,752 and it's not easy to share the spotlight. 461 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,420 So, you're saying I'm a star? 462 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,722 No. I'm saying... 463 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,291 You know what? Yes, Ken, you're a star. 464 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,162 Oh, oh, you can ignore me, 465 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,532 but you can't ignore this. 466 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,067 (SCREAMING) 467 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,741 (CLEARS THROAT) 468 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,311 There were other promises made that night. 469 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,947 I remember. Here's your very own crumb sweeper. 470 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,049 Oh, my God. Who wants toast? 471 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,389 Yeah, he's getting weirder. 472 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,025 Welcome to Yo! K-MD Raps! 473 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,727 A live show where you call in 474 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,263 and I, Ken Park, your resident resident 475 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,765 will rap about your medical concerns with you. 476 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,134 (TELEPHONE RINGS) Oh, first call ever. 477 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,937 Yo, this is K-MD. 478 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,906 What yo problem? 479 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:43,643 MAN: I have a sharp pain in the right lower part of my stomach. 480 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,145 Yo, Steven, drop a beat. 481 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,914 (RAP MUSIC PLAYS) 482 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,786 * Sometimes it's hard to figure out what's going on inside us 483 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,423 * But I can tell you that what you described's appendicitis 484 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,758 * You say you got a shooting pain inside your abdomen 485 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,260 * Hang up the phone with Dr. K and go call 911 * 486 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,529 (MUSIC STOPS) Actually, no, seriously, 487 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,230 hang up the phone and dial 911. 488 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,465 Word to your moms! 489 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,900 Or whoever your emergency contact may be. 490 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,302 Take us out, Steve! 491 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,070 (RAP MUSIC PLAYS) 492 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,847 (SCREAMS) 493 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,553 Sha-ma! 494 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,855 Sha-ma! Sha-ma!