1
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I don't get it.

2
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I can't lose any weight,

3
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I'm tired all the time,

4
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I get cold super-easy.

5
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Oh, are you stressed out
at work?

6
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Remind me again,
what do you do
for a living?

7
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I own and operate
an organic bakery truck.

8
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Oh, yeah!

9
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You're the hippie
muffin girl.

10
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I thought
you smelled familiar.

11
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Oh, your thyroid level
is low,

12
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which would explain
your symptoms.

13
00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,162
So, are you taking
your synthroid every day?

14
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Nah, I stopped it.

15
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Stopped the med
you're supposed
to be taking every day.

16
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Uh, why would you do that?

17
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Well, the guy
at whole foods
told me to.

18
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He said fish oil's
what's up.

19
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Good.
Smart to listen to him.

20
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You know what they say,

21
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"Doctors are just people
who couldn't hack it

22
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"as grocery baggers."

23
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(CHUCKLES)

24
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Okay, look, here's what you
need to know about synthroid.

25
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For best results,
the pill has to be
in the body.

26
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Who are you texting?

27
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I just want to run this
by Shep at whole foods.

28
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"Shep, what's up?"

29
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Hey!

30
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Okay, look, you have
a thyroid condition,

31
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so you need to take your
synthroid every day,

32
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or there could
be complications.

33
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Oh, and PS.,
I had one of your
"muffins" once,

34
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and that brick
used my colon
as a runway.

35
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Okay, that means
it's working.

36
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Are you this rude
to all your patients?

37
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Hey, hey.
This man is a rare jewel.

38
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He is the finest
medical mind
you will ever find...

39
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...within your limited
insurance coverage.

40
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You wouldn't last a minute
at whole foods.

41
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Wow, you got off
some good ones, boss.

42
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Look,
it's just so frustrating

43
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to see a patient
not take care of herself
like that.

44
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Which one you like,
the grocery bagger?

45
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Yeah, but I also liked the
"medicine on the inside" bit

46
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'cause it's funny
and true.

47
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I mean, they're all good.

48
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You don't have
to pick favorites.

49
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Yeah, well...

50
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Morning,
fruit of my loins,

51
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worshipper of my loins.

52
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BOTH: Ew!

53
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So you'll be home
by 6:00?
Why?

54
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'Cause your parents
are coming over for dinner.

55
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Remember, you felt guilty
'cause you don't talk
to them enough?

56
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Right.

57
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So I made you call
and invite them.

58
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm such a good son.

59
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Do we have to have
dinner with grandma
and grandpa tonight?

60
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It is so painful.

61
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They always ask the same
two questions.

62
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(DEEP VOICE)
"How's school?"

63
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(NORMAL VOICE) and
(DEEP VOICE) "You like a boy?"

64
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I like when they come
to dinner.

65
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I find the long silences
rather meditative.

66
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Hey, we're all having dinner
with your grandparents,

67
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so I want smiles
on your faces

68
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and a good attitude.

69
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(CHUCKLES)

70
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This is gonna suck, man.

71
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My parents
aren't that bad.
Yeah.

72
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I look forward
to watching them

73
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push my food around
on their plates.

74
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Hey, that's Korean
food rearrangement.

75
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It's a sign of respect.

76
00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,984
Ken, let's be honest,
they don't like me.

77
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They love you.

78
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That's why, every time
I try and talk to them,

79
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they just sit there
stone-faced

80
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,690
like Korean
Mount Rushmore.

81
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Oh, come on, everyone knows
Korean Mount Rushmore

82
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is that Gangnam style guy
and that couple from Lost.

83
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They're just not great
conversationalists.

84
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When my grandma died,
they just said,

85
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(KOREAN ACCENT)
"Grandma dead.

86
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"Here, candy."

87
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(NORMAL VOICE)
Besides, I'll be there,
and I'm always your buffer.

88
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Yeah, I guess.

89
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You know how it works.

90
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They talk to me,
I talk to you,

91
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you talk to me,
I talk to them.

92
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It's all good.

93
00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:37,184
I'll buff you hard, baby.

94
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Why does it always go to
a sexual place with you?

95
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You know I idle at horny.

96
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Yeah!

97
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Yay!
(LAUGHS)

98
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Now it's official.

99
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You're not just
a nurse...

100
00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,802
you're a registered
nurse.

101
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I know.
It's like going from
streetwalker to escort.

102
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,243
(CHUCKLES)

103
00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,078
Now, are you aware
that this promotion

104
00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,514
doesn't come
with a pay increase?

105
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,782
Oh, yeah, it's not about
the money for me.

106
00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,418
(LAUGHS)
I hope not.

107
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You don't make enough
for it to be
about the money.

108
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Okay.

109
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I cannot wait
to tell Dr. Ken
about this.

110
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He is gonna be
so excited.

111
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Uh-huh, sure,
he totally is.

112
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Your voice is so high
I can never tell
when you're covering.

113
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
I'm not!

114
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Okay, look, I know
our relationship can seem
a little bit one-sided,

115
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but at the end of the day,
he is still my husband.

116
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Sorry, what?

117
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Oh, what, have you
never heard that term
"work husband"?

118
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You didn't say work.

119
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I'm sure I said work.

120
00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,882
(CHUCKLING)
That's weird.

121
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Anyway, Dr. Ken
is a man of medicine,

122
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so this is the kind of thing
that matters to him,

123
00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,056
but more importantly,
he is my friend.

124
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He's gonna be
really proud of me.

125
00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,361
Man, I finally got
one of those watches
that counts your steps.

126
00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,762
What took me so long?

127
00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,397
217, 218...

128
00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,466
Hey, Dr. Ken,
I passed my boards.

129
00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,000
I'm a registered
nurse now.

130
00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,101
That's amazing!

131
00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,136
It knew when I stopped!

132
00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,204
219, 220.

133
00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,742
(DEEP VOICE) He seems
really happy for you.

134
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Oh, well, good,
you're all here.

135
00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,318
I have some delightful news
to share.

136
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You're dying?
They're replacing you
with a human?

137
00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,789
Mustaches are cool again?

138
00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,124
You were able to wipe
your hard drive
before the feds got to it?

139
00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,860
How about I just tell you?

140
00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,864
Our own Dr. Park
received another
patient-complaint form.

141
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This being his third strike,

142
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he is now required
to attend physician...

143
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..sensitivity training.

144
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What, the bedside-manners
seminar?

145
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No!

146
00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,210
That thing's like
traffic school
for doctors.

147
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Mmm-hmm.

148
00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,114
My assistant will send you
the "deets."

149
00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,583
I don't have an assistant,
so I'll just tell you.

150
00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:52,219
There's a session tonight
at 5:00 right downstairs.

151
00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,854
No, I'm not doing it.

152
00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,789
I mean, what are they
gonna do to me
if I don't go?

153
00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,157
I guess the worst thing
that can happen is

154
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you get called up
by the board of review

155
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and possibly lose
your medical license.

156
00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,596
Come on, Pat,
that's redonkulous.

157
00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,097
(LAUGHS)

158
00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,799
There's got to be something
you can do.

159
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,235
(SIGHS) I wish I could...

160
00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,438
(CHUCKLING)
...make this moment
last forever.

161
00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,247
(PHONE RINGS)

162
00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,382
Chello.
Why haven't you
left yet?

163
00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,984
You're not gonna believe
the hell I'm in.

164
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They're making me go to this
stupid bedside-manner seminar.

165
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Oh, that's your hell?

166
00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,156
I'm in real hell, Ken.

167
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Your parents are here,
and I'm getting Rushmored
so hard right now.

168
00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,531
I'm sorry.
As a doctor, things come up.

169
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Look, I'll be there
as soon as I can.

170
00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,469
But you're my buffer!

171
00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,472
Get your ass home
and start buffing.

172
00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,774
Why do you always
have to take it
to a sexual place?

173
00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,008
Hello?

174
00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,116
(SIGHS)
Hi. I'm Dr. Ken Park.

175
00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,285
James Miller,
chief happiness officer.

176
00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,955
So, how long does this
huckleberry usually take?

177
00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,591
Four hours...

178
00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,459
With a break in the middle
for snacks.

179
00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,528
Look, um, Jimbo,

180
00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,663
I got a thing
with the wife
at the hiz-o.

181
00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,632
(CHUCKLES)

182
00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,668
Is there any way
this whole deal-io
could go a tad quicker?

183
00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,605
People, Dr. Park here
doesn't want you
to have snacks!

184
00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,207
Everybody okay
with that?

185
00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,242
No, no, no, no,
I didn't say that.

186
00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:25,513
No, I was just thinking
maybe snacks to go,
like, at the end?

187
00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,847
I like to eat mine here.

188
00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,817
I'm also gonna be
eating yours.

189
00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,252
Seems fair.

190
00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,192
Does anyone want to
switch seats with me?

191
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I will.

192
00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,864
Okay, you know,
that doesn't help me.

193
00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,514
Ken should be no later
than 7:30.

194
00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:04,652
Just FYI.

195
00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,625
(WHISPERS)
What time is it?

196
00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,826
6:36.

197
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,930
So, Grandma,

198
00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,332
did I tell you
I got my license?

199
00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,568
How's school?

200
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,770
Well, some of the classes
are pretty...

201
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,037
You like a boy?

202
00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,477
So, Ken tells me a bunch of
small pets have been eaten

203
00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,412
by coyotes
in your neighborhood.

204
00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,747
How's that going?

205
00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:34,982
So-so.

206
00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,324
6:37.

207
00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,463
This is nice.

208
00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,838
Remember, you can't
help a patient

209
00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,507
unless you are patient.

210
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,175
(COUGHING) Cliche.

211
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,111
Okay, let's change it up
a little,

212
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,346
and since Dr. Park
seems to have
so much to say,

213
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:09,883
let's do a role-play
where he has to
deliver bad news.

214
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,519
I'll be the patient.

215
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,724
So, what's wrong
with me, Doc?

216
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,291
Well,
your tests came back,

217
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,060
and I'm very sorry
to tell you that...

218
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,495
Why aren't you also
looking at my wife?

219
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,831
I didn't know your wife
was here.

220
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,800
I, uh, um...
Welcome. Hi, Mrs. James.

221
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,468
Um, glad you could make it.

222
00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:31,338
Uh, anyway, the results
of your CAT Scan showed...

223
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,472
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

224
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,074
Why didn't you
catch this problem

225
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,943
when I came in
for my physical
three months ago?

226
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,346
Um, was there a physical
three months ago?

227
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,882
Really, you forgot
about my physical?

228
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,516
Oh, no! I... I...
No, I didn't!

229
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,285
No, I... I... You told me.

230
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,254
I... I know this must be
a very difficult time
for you and your hus...

231
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,289
Why are you staring
at my wife?

232
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,359
No, I mean, you said
I was supposed to make
eye contact with her.

233
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,029
Are you flirting
with my wife...

234
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,632
...while you tell me
I have cancer?

235
00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,634
Why would I flirt
with your fat, ugly wife

236
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,169
when you only have
six months to live?

237
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,336
(GASPS)

238
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,841
Okay.

239
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,711
Who here thinks
Dr. Park did a good job
delivering the news?

240
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,687
Ugh!

241
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,656
That seminar was the worst
four hours of my life,

242
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,859
and that includes the time
I flew back from Tampa
next to Jeremy Piven.

243
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,060
Mmm. I would've walked.

244
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,528
Right?

245
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,597
And then when I got home,
Allison was furious at me

246
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,766
for missing dinner
with my parents.

247
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,535
Why I chose that moment
to try to fool around
with her I have no idea.

248
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,372
But at least
I got to figure out

249
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,241
who filed
that last complaint.

250
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,911
I'll file one of my own
if you don't wrap
this story up.

251
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,680
It was that noncompliant,

252
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,282
fish-oily,
samurai-topknot moron Sonja.

253
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,686
Anyway,
who do I have first?

254
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:53,787
Let me give you a hint.

255
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,122
Samurai topknot.

256
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,227
Oh, look who it is.

257
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,428
Sonja.

258
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,896
Nice to see you again.

259
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,765
I gained another pound.

260
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,201
Huh. Let's see here.

261
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,637
Oh, your blood pressure
is cowardly,

262
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,373
your thyroid level
is deceitful,

263
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,342
and I studied your x-ray
for an hour,

264
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,110
but I couldn't find
a backbone!

265
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,847
What's with the hostility?

266
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,349
And why are you being
so creative about it?

267
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,719
I know what you did.
CLARK: Dr. Ken.

268
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,120
And you know
what you did.

269
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,655
Dr. Ken!

270
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,990
And if you think you can
just walk in here and...

271
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,925
She didn't file
the complaint, I did.

272
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,897
Okay, Sonja,
you're doing great.

273
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,398
Keep taking
your synthroid every day.

274
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,567
Say hi to Shep for me.
Okay, be well.

275
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,503
I'll see you. Bye.

276
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,073
You filed
a patient-complaint form
against me?

277
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,141
I thought perhaps
you could use some help

278
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,542
with how you treat people.

279
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,244
I know how to deal
with patients.

280
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,613
I'm not...
I'm not talking about
your bedside manner.

281
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,349
I'm talking about your
"Friend-side" manner.

282
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,686
And I did not know that
you were gonna have to
go to some seminar

283
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,721
or about the whole
four-strikes thing.

284
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,356
It's three strikes!

285
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,892
I'm not a baseball guy!

286
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,059
It's three strikes!

287
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,460
You don't have to be
a baseball guy!

288
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,396
I was homeschooled.

289
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,898
Where, outer space?

290
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,033
No! Cooperstown,
New York!

291
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,468
Cooperstown, New York?

292
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,805
Home of the
Baseball Hall of Fame?

293
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,875
Clark, if you had
a problem with me,

294
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,643
you should've talked
to me about it.

295
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,645
I tried!

296
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,215
I always try,
but you never listen.

297
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,349
You don't care,

298
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,451
even when it is
something as important

299
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,453
as me becoming
a registered nurse!

300
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,122
So I didn't throw you
a parade.

301
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,124
As a doctor,
I have a lot on my plate.

302
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,993
Look, I may not pay attention
to every little thing you say,

303
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,862
but one thing
I would never do...

304
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,964
Well, two if you include
a devil's threesome...

305
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,300
...is sell out a friend.

306
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,137
Damona,
I want a new nurse...
(GASPS)

307
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,472
Preferably one
who's not a rat.

308
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,042
Well, that works out
great for me

309
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,044
because I want
a new doctor,

310
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,613
preferably one
who treats his nurse
like a human being!

311
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,519
You go that way,
I'll go this way!

312
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,021
Fine!
Good!

313
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,759
The thing is, I really
needed to go this way.

314
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,934
Dr. Ken,
this is your nurse, Rick.

315
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,269
Dr. Sawyer,
this is your nurse, Clark.

316
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,603
Have fun.

317
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,783
(PHONE RINGS)

318
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,686
Hey, Allison.

319
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,555
(CHUCKLING)
You won't believe
what a sucky day I've had.

320
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,257
(SARCASTICALLY)
Aw, I wish I could
feel sorry for you,

321
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,959
but I can't.

322
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,793
'Cause guess
who's here again,
the frickin' fun bunch.

323
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,263
And guess what,
they brought
their stink eye.

324
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,368
I felt guilty
about missing dinner,

325
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,037
so I invited them
back tonight.

326
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,005
Guess I forgot to tell you.

327
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,941
Great. Super.
Just get home.

328
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,944
Okay, so, this next thing's
really gonna feel like
kerosene on a flame,

329
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,347
but I have that seminar
again tonight.

330
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,016
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna kill you.

331
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,451
Do you realize how...

332
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,986
Cell...cutting...

333
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,520
Out.

334
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,322
We're both on landlines,
dum-dum.

335
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,226
Landline... Cutting...out.

336
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,698
Hey, guys, what's up?

337
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,368
(CHUCKLING)
So, the drought.

338
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,572
That thing just rages on
unabated, huh?

339
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,209
Hey, here's something.

340
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,912
How's, uh...
How's Dr. Ken doing
with his new...nurse?

341
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,182
Great!

342
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,950
They're going away together
to palm springs this weekend.

343
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,451
Really?
Nope.

344
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,687
Oh, thank god.
I mean, whatevs.

345
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,721
It's all good.

346
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,358
Please, Clark!
Stop this madness!

347
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,728
I can't eat.
I can't sleep.

348
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,063
I went into the exam room,

349
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,132
and Dr. Ken was there
with that other nurse,

350
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,800
and they were draining
an abscess,

351
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,036
and it made
me physically ill

352
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,207
because that should've
been Dr. Ken and you!

353
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,312
Dr. Ken drains abscesses
with someone else now.

354
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,082
Do something!
What do you want me
to do?

355
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,450
(STAMMERS)

356
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,985
Clark, wait.

357
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,353
Come here.

358
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,522
Always got me
in people's business.

359
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,891
Hey.

360
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,360
Do you remember
when you asked Dr. Ken

361
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,329
to write you
a recommendation
for the RN. Program?

362
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,964
(CLEARS THROAT)

363
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,235
"Clark Beavers is not only
the best doctor's assistant

364
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,736
"I've ever worked with,

365
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,140
"he's also one of
the finest people
I've ever known."

366
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,876
Why are you stopping?
Ow!

367
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,246
"Knowledgeable
and eager to learn,

368
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,914
"he will be a shining asset
to your program

369
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,784
"and a magnificent
registered nurse."

370
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,487
Well...

371
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,789
(VOICE BREAKING)
...there is some
new information there...

372
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,394
...which I will take
under advisement.

373
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:42,335
Aw. I can't believe
Dr. Ken wrote all those
beautiful words.

374
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,404
He didn't.
I wrote it, he signed it.

375
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,473
I'll take it.

376
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,741
Want a hug?
Nope.

377
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,111
Well, I do.
(GRUNTS)

378
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,870
(CLEARS THROAT)

379
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,511
Okay, you know what?

380
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,812
I'm just gonna ask.

381
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,879
What's your deal?

382
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,082
Mom, what are you doing?

383
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,153
I mean, you just sit there,
nothing to say to me.

384
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,554
You push your food around
on your plate.

385
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,688
Yeah, I noticed.

386
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,626
Uh... I like a boy.

387
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,896
Why don't you like me?

388
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,098
We like you.

389
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,899
You very nice, Allison.

390
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,336
(CHUCKLES) It's okay.
I can take it.

391
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,238
Do you think
I'm not good enough
for your son?

392
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,807
Oh, no, sometimes we think
Ken not good enough for you.

393
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,410
What?

394
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,113
But he's the golden boy,
the successful doctor.

395
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,514
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

396
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,650
What? What's so funny?

397
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,319
Ken very arrogant
about being doctor.

398
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:10,323
He start many sentence,
"As a doctor..."

399
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,361
He does, constantly.

400
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,796
Yeah, the other day,
he actually said,

401
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,765
"As a doctor,

402
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:23,035
"I don't have to observe
common buffet etiquette."

403
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,404
(ALL LAUGHING)

404
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,374
You know what's ironic?

405
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,941
He couldn't
be here tonight

406
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,077
because he had to go to
doctor sensitivity training.

407
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,945
Yeah, anger management.

408
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,481
(ALL LAUGHING)

409
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,284
Ken always like that.

410
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:41,354
In third grade,
his teacher give him
special "angry room!"

411
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,591
(ALL LAUGHING)

412
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,793
And all these years,
I thought you guys
didn't like me.

413
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,795
Oh, no, no, no.

414
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,863
I even thought
you hated my cooking.

415
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,565
Oh, yeah. Uh...

416
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,833
You bad cook.
Yeah.

417
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,436
Your food
tastes like garbage.

418
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,575
Okay, patient,
you're gonna feel
a little pressure

419
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,810
as I remove the tube.

420
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512
Nurse,
get me a cold compress!

421
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,946
Okay, you don't
have to yell.

422
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,182
Okay, why is he talking?
He's just a nurse.

423
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,683
Well, nurses
have feelings, too.

424
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,552
(LAUGHS)

425
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,022
Hey, I've been by your side
for eight years.

426
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,524
I'm more than
just your nurse.

427
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,091
I'm your... (GASPS)

428
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,160
Go with it.

429
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,495
...friend.

430
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,231
Clark Beavers
is my friend.

431
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,165
Where you going?

432
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,467
To be a better man.

433
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,069
And there it is!

434
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,248
I know your middle name
is Leslie,

435
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,782
I know your birthday
is February 29th,

436
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,852
so you like telling people
that you're 10...

437
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,655
I know you've been studying
for your nursing boards
since last summer,

438
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,423
I know you were always
picked last for kickball,

439
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:54,160
and most of all,
I know and appreciate
all you do for me.

440
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:59,065
Dr. Ken, make me
the happiest man alive.

441
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,336
Reinstate me
as your nurse.

442
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,605
Say yes! Say yes!

443
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,542
Yes.
(SIGHS)

444
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,944
Dr. Park, your patient
in exam room B
is bleeding from the...

445
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,380
I got this.

446
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,483
Dr. Ken already
has a nurse.

447
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,850
Good day.
But he's bleeding.

448
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,319
I said good day, sir.

449
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,924
Well, tell me the truth.

450
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,893
Did Damona tell you all
those things about me?

451
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,462
Not the kickball thing.

452
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,332
That felt like
a pretty safe guess.
(CHUCKLES)

453
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,401
I am not athletic.
No, you are not.

454
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,136
No. Not at all,
but I try.

455
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,105
Oh, my God,
exam room B!

456
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,807
(SINGSONG VOICE)
We got a bleeder.

457
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,480
Are you
hugging yourself?
No.

458
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,589
Hey, guys.
Hey, Allison.

459
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,157
Sorry I left you
with my parents again.

460
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,259
It actually wasn't so bad
this time.

461
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,661
Yeah, it was kind of fun.

462
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,531
So, how was rage camp?

463
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,967
You know,
I actually learned a little

464
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,469
about how to treat
people better,

465
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,604
which is important
because, as a doctor...

466
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,906
He said it!
He said it!

467
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,274
Everybody gets a dollar!

468
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,376
Yay!

469
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,010
You get a dollar,
you get a dollar.

470
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,512
No.

471
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,681
You don't get a dollar
'cause you too arrogant.

472
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,082
(ALL LAUGHING)