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I looked it up online.
It's hemorrhoids.

2
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Hmm.

3
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That's your diagnosis?

4
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Who should we listen to?

5
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The doctor, or the guy
with the inflamed ass

6
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and the Internet
connection? Hmm.

7
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All right, WebMD-bag.

8
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Based on your symptoms,

9
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I'm recommending
a colonoscopy.

10
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What? Colonoscopy?

11
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Hey, relax
with the upsell, buddy.

12
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It's a hemorrhoid.

13
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(MOCKINGLY)
"It's a hemorrhoid, uh."

14
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You would know,
since your head's up your ass.

15
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(LAUGHS)

16
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That was a good one.
Hold on a second.

17
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Go to hell!

18
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It's just a little hemorrhoid!

19
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(MOCKINGLY) "Go to hell!

20
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"It's just
a little hemorrhoid!"

21
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(LAUGHS)
Man, I love that guy.

22
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Oh, my god.

23
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I'm so stressed out.

24
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These patients are such whiny,
complaining bitches.

25
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You know what I mean?

26
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Yes, I know
exactly what you mean.

27
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Um, what do you think
might alleviate your stress?

28
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Well, for starters,
my wife could help.

29
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In what way?

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Well, she could conduct
the rest of this session
with her top off.

31
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We could see where it goes.

32
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I only do that
for paying customers.

33
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You have change for a five?

34
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(TELEPHONE BEEPS)

35
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NINA: (ON INTERCOM)
Dr. Park?
BOTH: Yes?

36
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Your 5:15 is running late.

37
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Thank you, Nina.

38
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Ken, what is wrong with you?

39
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You know, Molly's got
her driver's test today,

40
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and I'm, like, so nervous.

41
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What if she doesn't fail?

42
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(SIGHS)

43
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Look at her.

44
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She's our baby girl,
and cars are death machines.

45
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You said the same thing
about tricycles,
seesaws, and puppies.

46
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Puppies grow up to be dogs,
dogs eventually die.

47
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Broken heart, drug abuse,
prostitution, death.

48
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Wow.

49
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The day I got my license,
I was so excited.

50
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I was waving to a buddy,

51
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and I drove straight
into a parked car.

52
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But she's not you.

53
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I know.
She's like me but popular.

54
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We have the same
number of hands,

55
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but she has way more
people to wave to.

56
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She's growing up. We got
to give her some freedom.

57
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Kids don't need freedom.
They need...

58
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(SIGHS) What's
the opposite of freedom?
Duct tape!

59
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They need.
To be taped. Down.

60
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Oh, my god.

61
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You sound like your father.

62
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(LAUGHS) No, I don't.
My father sounds like this.

63
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(SHOUTS IN KOREAN)

64
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Which means?

65
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(SPEAKING ACCENT)
"Tape down,
child cannot run!"

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Okay, come on.

67
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Mama's got to work.

68
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(ALLISON GIGGLES)
Love you.

69
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Oh, I'm sorry.

70
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It's all right, Mr. Kantos.
Come on in.

71
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Just talk about
your kids a lot.

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Gets her super turned-on.

73
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Hey, buddy.
What you got going on?

74
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I'm rehearsing.

75
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Oh, right, right.
Big talent show.

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Lay it on me.
(CHUCKLES)
(CLICKS MUSIC ON)

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* Get ready
'cause I've had enough
Ooh, Katy Perry.

78
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Sexy yet kid-friendly.
(CHUCKLES)

79
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* I got the eye of
the tiger, a fighter... *

80
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Oh, good God!
Is that mime?

81
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Oh, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut!

82
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Um, Dave, I...

83
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And now you're
in a box? Really?

84
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Dave?

85
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Every kid does one thing
in school that they're
defined by,

86
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and you really don't
want yours to be mime,

87
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because that is
an invisible box

88
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that you cannot get out of.

89
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Oh, you showed Dad
your mime act?

90
00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,644
Yeah, and he
thinks it's lame.

91
00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,413
Dave, I don't
think it's lame.

92
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I know it's lame.

93
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I am so proud
of your originality, honey.

94
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Why don't you go
practice upstairs?

95
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Oh, forgot my box.

96
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(GRUNTS)

97
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Need a hand
with that, buddy?

98
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No, Dad.
It's imaginary.

99
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Come on, Alli.
We can't just
let this happen.

100
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We gotta protect him.

101
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We gotta support him.

102
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And this is
what he wants to do.

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It's mime!

104
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You know what the audience
is gonna want to do?

105
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(GROANING)

106
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Suck it, Los Angeles!

107
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Your traffic
just got a little worse!

108
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Oh, you passed!

109
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Yay.

110
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Thanks for being
happy for me, Dad.

111
00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,540
Oh, Molly, if it seems
like I'm not happy,

112
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it's only because I'm not.

113
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Of course
your Dad is happy.

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I'm not. I'm really not.

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Okay, if you can't be
happy, can you be quiet?
How about that?

116
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Anyway, I was thinking,
tomorrow night,

117
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I should probably
take Dad's convertible.

118
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Thanks, Dad!

119
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. you can't
have my car. I need it.

120
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Mom,

121
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is it cool if I take
your car tomorrow night?

122
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Sure. I think there's...
No, need that one, too.

123
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You need two cars?

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Yeah, I'm having a...

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Parade.

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Ugh!

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Thanks a lot, Dad.

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(CHUCKLES)

129
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What?

130
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I spend all day listening
to those damaged nut jobs

131
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on that couch telling me
all the ways

132
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their parents
screwed them up.

133
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Molly's growing up, Ken.

134
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Rip off the duct tape,
or you're gonna lose her.

135
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Fine, I'll try it your way.

136
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You're right.
I love these kids.

137
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I would never do
anything to scar them.

138
00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:04,698
Hey, Dad, want to...

139
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Not now, son.
A little busy.

140
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Hey, you know what?

141
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,671
You can borrow
my car tomorrow night.

142
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Really?
What about the parade?

143
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Well, they're
expecting rain, and...

144
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It was fake, so...

145
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Thanks, Dad.

146
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On three conditions.

147
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Number one,
no texting while driving.

148
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Why would I increase
my chances
of an accident by 46%?

149
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And the rearview mirror
isn't for applying makeup.

150
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It's for safety.

151
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True, but you can't just
rely on the rearview.

152
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You have to turn around.
Blind spots. Duh.

153
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Okay, okay.

154
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Here's something they don't
teach you in Driver's Ed.

155
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If you see a friend
while driving,

156
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do not,
under any circumstances, wave.

157
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Dad, please,
no one waves anymore.

158
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Really?
No.

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Hmm. (STUTTERING)
I did not know that.

160
00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,455
Um...

161
00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,159
(STRAINING)
Uh, where are you
going tomorrow night?

162
00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:08,929
Oh, just... Studying
over at Avery's.

163
00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,831
Avery, huh?
What happened to Tammy?

164
00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,133
Uh, Tammy's Tammy,
but Avery is Avery,

165
00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,635
and Tammy could never
be Avery, but if Avery wanted,

166
00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,037
she could easily be Tammy,
like, nine times over.

167
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,676
Okay, why would Avery
want to be Tammy?

168
00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:26,413
No, Dad, no one
wants to be Tammy.
Except Whitney. Ugh.

169
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,455
So, Allison was all like,
"We got to lock her down!"

170
00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:39,426
And I was like, "No, we got
to give her some freedom."

171
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There is no way
it went down like that.

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She's right.

173
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Look, I did give Molly
the car, but it is killing me.

174
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,237
Oh, don't let it, Dr. Park.

175
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Molly seems like a good kid.

176
00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,240
You're right. She is.

177
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She's just going to a friend's
house to study. No bigs.

178
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"Friend's house to study?"
Mmm-hmm.

179
00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,081
What? You don't believe
that's where she's going?

180
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,216
Oh, no,
that's every girl's dream.

181
00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,053
To get her license
so she can drive to her
friend's house to study.

182
00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,422
She's right.

183
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,892
When I got my license,
I drove straight from the DMV

184
00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,762
to Varsha Patel's house
to crush some calculus.

185
00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,599
(LAUGHING)
We were so crazy back then.

186
00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,771
Well, I trust my daughter,

187
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,405
and if she says
she's studying,
that's where she is.

188
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,875
Aw, that is so sweet!

189
00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,342
Did you see
that episode of 20/20?

190
00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,411
Where that girl borrowed
a car and got abducted?

191
00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,813
Yes!

192
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,848
Or that Nightline where
the little 15-year-old girl

193
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,284
gets all mixed up in some
crazy stuff on Craigslist?

194
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,819
Yes!

195
00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,655
Or literally any episode
of Law & Order: SVU.

196
00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,056
Yes!

197
00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,629
Wait, guys, I know
that there are some disturbing

198
00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,931
and repetitive
shows out there,

199
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,801
but Dr. Park doesn't have
proof that his daughter

200
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,368
isn't where she said she is.

201
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,905
If it's proof he wants,
there is an app for that.

202
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,940
An app?
An app to track
your daughter.

203
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,109
Really? What's it called?
"Daughter Tracker."

204
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,679
You want me
to download it for you?

205
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,149
I... I don't know,
all right?

206
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,518
I promised Allison
I'd trust Molly.

207
00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,821
You know, but she has been
hanging out with Avery,

208
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,257
who may or may not be Tammy.
Or possibly Whitney!

209
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,128
I mean, I guess it would be
good to know where she is.

210
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,263
Oh, no, no, Dr. Ken!

211
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,766
If she finds out
that you're secretly
tracking her whereabouts,

212
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,368
she will never
trust you again.

213
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,938
Yeah, it is nice to have
a daughter who trusts you.

214
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,806
Thank you.
You know what else is nice?

215
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,307
Having a daughter
who's alive!

216
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,777
Download it.

217
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,679
No, no, don't! It's wrong!

218
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,813
I can't do it.

219
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,949
Oh, thank God!
Someone with a conscience!

220
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,183
I need your pass code.

221
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,425
Does it say anything yet?

222
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,728
It looks like
she's in a storage container
headed for Thailand!

223
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,197
(SHRIEKING) What?
Just messing with you!

224
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,866
It's still downloading.

225
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,002
Ken.

226
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,672
Could I steal you
for a quick powwow?

227
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,439
And, everybody else,
if you could just pretend

228
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,442
to be busy
while you listen in,
that'd be super.

229
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,612
Hey, Ken, do you
remember that patient

230
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,915
you offended yesterday?

231
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,384
You know, the gentleman
with the buttocks circumstance

232
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,086
who's now threatening
to sue the HMO?

233
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,821
Whoa, whoa.
He's threatening to sue?

234
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,990
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I can't say as I blame him.

235
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,624
I mean, I saw the tape.

236
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:27,594
Oh, FYI, we've installed
security cameras
throughout the clinic.

237
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,162
it's gonna save us
$5 million

238
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,131
on malpractice premiums
this decade alone.

239
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,266
$5 million?
What do we get with all that?

240
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,502
Nothing.

241
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,938
Anywho, speaking
of malpractice...

242
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,440
Pat, the man needs
a colonoscopy.

243
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,375
With no due respect,

244
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,344
you're an administrator,
not a doctor.

245
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,413
Damn right, I'm not.

246
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,381
While you were wasting
eight years of your life
in medical school,

247
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,019
I was managing
three Circuit City's
to record profits.

248
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,455
"The Mayor"
is what some called me.

249
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,190
You know,
because it's a city.

250
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,559
Circuit City, you know?

251
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,261
And the mayor's
in charge of the city, so...

252
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,964
Well, you know,
the point is, Ken,

253
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,633
that if we lose money,
you will not have
the resources you need

254
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,968
to treat your patients.

255
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,003
And I'm assuming
no diversity brunch.

256
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,239
Damona, I know you want
to have a diversity brunch,

257
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,141
but, let's face it,
you're in the minority.

258
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:19,112
And I will give you
two extra vacation days
if you don't report that.

259
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,481
All right.

260
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,117
And you are going
to apologize to the customer

261
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,685
until he agrees
to drop the lawsuit.

262
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,654
And if I don't?
Then I will
finally have grounds

263
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,289
to fire your tiny,
Asian ass.

264
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:34,261
Okay, two more
vacation days
for everybody.

265
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,198
What are you gonna do?

266
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,900
I'm not apologizing
to anyone.

267
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,402
If anything, Pat should
be apologizing to us.

268
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,670
Spying on people?

269
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,739
That is oppressive
and intrusive.

270
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,307
Unless it's your
own daughter?

271
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,977
Julie, no one wants to hear
your valid point right now.

272
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,979
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

273
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,781
Ah! App's downloaded.

274
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,482
Ah!

275
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,218
Molly is at...

276
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,088
Avery's house,
where she said she'd be.

277
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,556
I always said you
should've trusted her.
Very disrespectful.

278
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,426
You a hot mess.

279
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,532
Hey, honey.

280
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,301
HEY!
(DOOR CLICKS SHUT)

281
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,170
So, it's just
the three of us for dinner.

282
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,039
Molly's over at Avery's.

283
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,308
Whoa, whoa, look at you
keeping tabs on her.
(SCOFFS)

284
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,513
I mean, give a girl
some freedom, yo.
(CHUCKLES)

285
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,715
You're actually doing it.

286
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,518
You're letting go.
I am so proud of you.

287
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,753
And you know
who I have to thank?

288
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,555
My super-hot therapist.

289
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,926
You mean the one that does
those topless sessions?

290
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,061
Really?
For the reals?

291
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,330
Why not?
Ah! This is gonna be good!

292
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,597
I had a light lunch!

293
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,800
Oh.
(BOTH LAUGH)

294
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,768
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
Oh, that's your phone.

295
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,904
Nah, I'll take it later.
No, no, it could
be important.

296
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,040
I know, but, you know,
I'm already over here.

297
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,876
Ken, don't be silly.
I'll get it for you.

298
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,946
No, no, no!
(SCREAMS)

299
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,084
What's going on?

300
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,187
Allison, I'm not
gonna lie to you.

301
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,890
I'm having several
extramarital affairs.

302
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,726
No! Don't! No, it's just
gonna break your heart!

303
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,995
I'm nailing all your friends!

304
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,265
"Daughter Tracker?"

305
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,900
It's not what it
sounds like.

306
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,768
It tracks prostitutes.

307
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,974
And every prostitute
is someone's daughter.

308
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,780
Oh, my God!

309
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,950
It's like you're physically
incapable of trust.

310
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,986
Look, I know Molly's smart...

311
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,687
I'm not talking about Molly.

312
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,622
This means you don't trust me.

313
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,191
I know how to parent, Ken.

314
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,394
It's not something we can do
behind each other's backs.

315
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,296
Allison, I didn't mean to...
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

316
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,831
A-ha!

317
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,733
Molly's not
at Avery's anymore.

318
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,969
She's downtown!
So?

319
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,005
You know
what happens downtown.

320
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,740
Bad things, Allison.

321
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:05,545
Skid row, strip clubs,
and the parking's impossible.

322
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,351
Come on. Let's find her.
Absolutely not.

323
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,652
We're gonna wait
till molly gets home

324
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,621
and then hear
what she has to say.

325
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,190
No, your hippie,
new-age approach
has gotten us nowhere.

326
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,626
This calls for
my bad-boy ways, yo!

327
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,629
I'm going to
get in the minivan,

328
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,364
drive nine miles
above the speed limit,

329
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,167
and give our daughter
the grounding of a lifetime.

330
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,907
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

331
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,979
God, this is a rave.
She's at a rave!

332
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,114
Okay, you know you're
not getting in this club.

333
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,849
What do you mean?
Well, not in those
clothes, you're not.

334
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,518
Step one, you gotta
dress the part.

335
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,754
Hey!

336
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,824
Perfect.
This is hopeless.

337
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,226
You're right.
Should we just get dinner?

338
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,896
No! My daughter's in there.
Right, right.

339
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,332
Okay, so there is only
one thing left to do.

340
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,301
Grease. The bouncer.

341
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,405
For you.

342
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,675
(WHISPERS) It's a bribe.

343
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,577
Oh, I know.

344
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,280
You're still not
getting in, but thanks.

345
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,515
Do you know who this is?

346
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,985
This is Dr. Kendrick Park,

347
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,121
also known as the number-three
general practitioner

348
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,256
in the San Fernando Valley.

349
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,657
You really
a doctor, man?

350
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,758
Yep.

351
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,194
'Cause I hurt my shoulder

352
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,928
punching a guy in the face
last night,

353
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,663
and now it's making
kind of a clicking sound.

354
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,632
Did I mess something up?

355
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,866
No, it's just mild bursitis.

356
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,702
You didn't tear
a rotator cuff or anything.

357
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,637
Ice, anti-inflammatories,

358
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,506
oh, and next time
you punch faces,

359
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,873
just try to jab more.

360
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,275
(SCREAMS)

361
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,012
Less disruptive
on the joint.

362
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,746
All right, all right.
Go on in, doc.

363
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,981
Thank you so much.

364
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,183
Thank you, man.

365
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,251
Nope.

366
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,920
(DANCE MUSIC BLARING)

367
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,823
KEN: Molly!

368
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,291
Excuse me.
Have you seen my...

369
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,526
I love you!

370
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,760
What you're
experiencing is not love.

371
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,362
It's a massive release
of serotonin

372
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,564
and other
monoamine transmitters
in your blood stream,

373
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,333
whereas real love
is a struggle,

374
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,768
an unending chess match
between two opposites

375
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,571
constantly jockeying
for control of their children
and each other.

376
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,240
That is love!

377
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,375
You are my spirit animal!

378
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,876
Good luck with that.

379
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,645
Have you seen a girl
named Molly?

380
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:19,979
Have you seen my daughter?

381
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,348
Molly!

382
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,250
My daughter is somewhere!

383
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,751
(MUSIC STOPS)
Have you seen a girl
named Molly? Seen...

384
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,486
(MUSIC RESUMES)

385
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,257
Molly! I need to
find Molly right now!

386
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,558
Hey, you looking for molly?

387
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,226
Yes, please!
It's gonna cost you.

388
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,361
Seriously?

389
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,496
You want molly or not?

390
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,598
Here. this is all
the money I have.

391
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,666
Where is she?

392
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,468
She's right... Here.

393
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,969
(SHOUTING) What?

394
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,437
You're under arrest
for attempting to purchase

395
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,240
pure MDMA, AKA molly.

396
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,443
(SHOUTING) Ecstasy?
Do I look like someone
who would take drugs?

397
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,987
What are you in for?

398
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,555
My daughter has the same name

399
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,257
as a Class-A
controlled substance.

400
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,793
Ah! Cocaine!

401
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,497
It's a beautiful name.
Very unique.

402
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,933
Oh, Molly, are you okay?

403
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,202
Better than you.

404
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,737
(LAUGHS)

405
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,973
Boy, did I let this one
slip away from me, huh?

406
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,943
I mean, today started
out so normal!

407
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,812
Oh, man!

408
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,281
Uh, even when I'm right,
I'm wrong.

409
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,683
You weren't right.

410
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,784
She never went to the rave.

411
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,120
What?
I was gonna go.

412
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,321
A-ha!

413
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,189
But I couldn't do it.
A-ha!

414
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,161
Avery went. I lent her
my jacket, and left my
phone in the pocket.

415
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,595
Classic Avery.

416
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,600
I just worry,
and I never want anything

417
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,868
to happen to my little girl.

418
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,374
Your father loves you
very much, Cocaine.

419
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,610
Okay, why don't
you two wait over
by the sleeping drunk?

420
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,078
Can we touch him?
No.

421
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,216
(SIGHS)

422
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,052
Okay, full disclosure,
I'm not nailing
all your friends.

423
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,390
Although I do think
about Mary a lot.

424
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,028
I know that was out loud,
so I'm sorry for that.

425
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,096
Um...

426
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,799
Um...

427
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,901
But you were right.
From now on,
we're a team.

428
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,071
I know we have very,
very different approaches,

429
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,973
but it can't be us
against each other.

430
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,074
Absolutely.

431
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,709
It's got to be
us against them.

432
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,111
I mean,
the little one is fine,

433
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,781
but the one with the license
scares the crap out of me.

434
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,982
(CHUCKLES)

435
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,051
I love you.
I love you, too.

436
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,119
Oh!

437
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,355
Mmm.

438
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,456
This just feels right.

439
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,030
(APPLAUDING)

440
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,800
All right.
All right.
Very funny.

441
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,635
Okay, back to work.

442
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,703
You all had your fun.

443
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,438
Indeed we have.

444
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,441
Oh, and speaking of fun,
look who's here,

445
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,643
undoubtedly for
his apology.

446
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,482
Um, circumstances
in my personal life...

447
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,883
DAMONA: He did time.

448
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,026
Have led me to realize
that, on rare occasions,

449
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,160
I can be wrong.

450
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,395
Actually, you were right.

451
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,731
Of course I was.
I'm never wrong.

452
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,501
I ended up getting that
colonoscopy you recommended.

453
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,304
Turns out, I had
a pre-malignant polyp,

454
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,673
which they removed,
but the specialist said

455
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,142
that if I had waited,
it would have turned
into colon cancer.

456
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,746
You are
a mean jerk person,

457
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,982
but if you hadn't been
so tough on me,

458
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,253
I might have been
a goner, so... Thanks.

459
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,556
Hey, man, stay healthy.

460
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,526
(BOTH MIMIC EXPLOSION)

461
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,464
(DOOR CLOSES)

462
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,432
Looks like
you can't fire me now.

463
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,802
God, I miss Circuit City.

464
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,105
I was the mayor, you know?

465
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,042
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

466
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:14,881
* I got the eye of
the tiger, a fighter

467
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,883
* Dancing through the fire

468
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,218
(CHUCKLES)
It's not good, is it?

469
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,188
(LAUGHS)
No, it's a train wreck.

470
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,724
But you're right. We have
to give him freedom to...

471
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,858
Go.
On it.

472
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,097
Okay, DJ,
back it up one time.

473
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,765
'Cause y'all about
to be blessed.

474
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,635
Let's do this.

475
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:40,006
* I got the eye of
the tiger, a fighter

476
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,409
* Dancing through the fire

477
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,412
* 'Cause I am a champion

478
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:49,416
* And you're gonna
hear me roar

479
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:53,019
* Louder, louder than a lion

480
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,988
* 'Cause I am a champion

481
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:59,592
* And you're gonna
hear me roar

482
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,794
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

483
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,597
* Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh

484
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,799
* Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh

485
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:10,470
* You're gonna hear me roar
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)