1 00:00:01,015 --> 00:00:02,021 _ 2 00:00:02,505 --> 00:00:04,195 Still not snowing. 3 00:00:04,367 --> 00:00:05,718 I'll start the coffee. 4 00:00:05,743 --> 00:00:06,802 Thanks, hon. 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,109 Whoa. 6 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:10,203 Good morning, everyone. 7 00:00:10,228 --> 00:00:11,493 Didn't mean to startle you, Ann. 8 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:13,482 - Hey, Tony. - Looking limber, sponse. 9 00:00:13,507 --> 00:00:16,265 Thanks, pal. I'm doing the best with what God gave me. 10 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:18,789 The anti-siphon valve came in, so we have 11 00:00:18,814 --> 00:00:21,601 a real shot of finishing this bathroom by Christmas. 12 00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:23,411 Yeah, I'd really like to believe that. 13 00:00:23,436 --> 00:00:25,361 Ann, I got it. 14 00:00:25,386 --> 00:00:28,218 But you didn't block me in again, did you? 15 00:00:28,243 --> 00:00:29,250 Damn it. 16 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,571 I'll be right back. 17 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:34,093 This gonna happen every morning at 7:00? 18 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,000 Well, we are dealing with a three-person crew 19 00:00:36,025 --> 00:00:38,000 with varying degrees of sobriety, so, yeah, 20 00:00:38,025 --> 00:00:40,381 every day's gonna have a little, uh, suspense. 21 00:00:40,406 --> 00:00:43,084 By the way, we're trimming the tree tonight. 22 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:44,578 Bridget and Doug are coming. 23 00:00:44,603 --> 00:00:46,693 Can you guys please pick up some lights for me? 24 00:00:46,718 --> 00:00:48,640 Sure. Text me what you need. 25 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,439 I just told you. Lights. 26 00:00:51,464 --> 00:00:53,414 Okay. Yeah, just text me. 27 00:00:53,439 --> 00:00:55,226 This... this is unconscionable. 28 00:00:55,251 --> 00:00:56,634 And no breakfast? 29 00:00:56,659 --> 00:00:58,157 You know, you could get your own place. 30 00:00:58,181 --> 00:00:59,710 Don't play chicken with me, old man. 31 00:00:59,735 --> 00:01:01,708 I'm your most likely caregiver. 32 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:02,820 Funny. 33 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,878 - No food upstairs. - Can't hear you 34 00:01:04,903 --> 00:01:07,257 'cause of the mess happening above us. 35 00:01:13,753 --> 00:01:15,984 _ 36 00:01:22,877 --> 00:01:24,968 I need to tell you something. 37 00:01:34,203 --> 00:01:35,953 - Hi. - Hi. 38 00:01:35,978 --> 00:01:37,744 Um, Doug and I got in a fight. 39 00:01:38,276 --> 00:01:41,272 - Aw, sweetie. - Oh, honey. 40 00:01:41,297 --> 00:01:42,888 - It's okay. - Oh. 41 00:01:42,913 --> 00:01:44,578 - What happened? Tell me. - It's okay. 42 00:01:44,603 --> 00:01:46,562 Um, it's complicated. 43 00:01:46,587 --> 00:01:47,985 Yeah, well, you guys can talk about it later. 44 00:01:48,009 --> 00:01:49,181 - We're going to Gaby's Skillet. - Yeah. 45 00:01:49,205 --> 00:01:50,316 Right. We're going to Gaby's Skillet, 46 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:51,858 'cause Dad didn't cook breakfast anyway. 47 00:01:51,882 --> 00:01:52,883 - So, you know... - Oh, really? 48 00:01:52,907 --> 00:01:55,648 You know, I saw an apartment for rent over on McCallen. 49 00:01:55,673 --> 00:01:57,843 Big, giant sign in the window. 50 00:01:59,436 --> 00:02:01,287 - He's never moving out. - No. 51 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,114 I don't get it. 52 00:02:03,139 --> 00:02:04,608 Why'd you tell Doug you cheated? 53 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:06,684 He's my husband. I owed him the truth. 54 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,113 Kind of feels like you're cherry-picking 55 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:09,873 which vows to observe, 56 00:02:09,898 --> 00:02:11,907 - but we're here for you. - Uh... 57 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,841 - Ugh, I have to tell Mom. - She's gonna be so judgmental. 58 00:02:14,866 --> 00:02:17,525 She made me feel so bad about ruining her credit score. 59 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:20,718 I just want, like, a giant stack of pancakes, you know? 60 00:02:20,743 --> 00:02:22,826 - Yeah, uh, comfort good is good, - Um... 61 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,940 - but, um... - Just, uh, remember what happened 62 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:26,265 after your breakup with Paul. 63 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:27,921 Can you guys be nice for, like, two minutes? 64 00:02:27,945 --> 00:02:30,154 We just don't want you to, uh, spiral. 65 00:02:30,179 --> 00:02:31,967 You had to get all new jeans. 66 00:02:31,992 --> 00:02:34,592 Hey, we got Corbett's Christmas party tonight, 67 00:02:34,617 --> 00:02:36,375 - so that'll be some good diversion. - Yeah. 68 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,912 - No. Not going. - What? 69 00:02:37,937 --> 00:02:40,363 It's the-the most sacred part of the Christmas season. 70 00:02:40,388 --> 00:02:42,000 Everyone from high school's gonna be there. 71 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:44,575 Comparing. Judging. Looking for a reason 72 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,837 to knock old Superstar Bridget down a notch. 73 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,647 Who the hell calls you Superstar Brid... 74 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:49,679 - Yeah. - Let her have this one. 75 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,694 Yes. I told you we'd bump into 'em here. 76 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:53,686 - What's up, guys? Hey, man. - Hi. 77 00:02:53,711 --> 00:02:54,858 - Hey. - Hey. 78 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:55,883 Hey. 79 00:02:55,908 --> 00:02:59,067 - Where's Doug? - Um, he's working. 80 00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:00,591 What? On a weekend? 81 00:03:00,616 --> 00:03:02,428 He's a holiday villain. I love it. 82 00:03:02,452 --> 00:03:03,452 He's a monster. 83 00:03:03,477 --> 00:03:04,638 - Yeah. - Uh, what are you two 84 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:05,678 paramours up to? 85 00:03:05,703 --> 00:03:07,316 Having brunch with some of my friends. 86 00:03:07,348 --> 00:03:09,294 All expats. I'm trying to win 'em over 87 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:10,951 with some American doughnuts. 88 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:12,187 - That's nice. - They love you. 89 00:03:12,211 --> 00:03:13,311 They're on the fence. 90 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:14,913 - But I got this. - Yeah, you do. 91 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:16,023 - Yeah, you do. - See you later. 92 00:03:16,047 --> 00:03:17,157 - Yeah, you do. - Bye, guys. 93 00:03:17,182 --> 00:03:18,182 Bye. 94 00:03:18,207 --> 00:03:19,415 If it's any consolation, 95 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,157 - you never had a shot. - Just... 96 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,920 Wait, shot for what? 97 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:26,606 Wait, you have a thing for Marco's girlfriend? 98 00:03:26,631 --> 00:03:28,201 - Ew. - Are you seriously 99 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:29,694 judging my crush, you infidel? 100 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:30,865 Hey, stop fighting. 101 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:32,556 You're both godawful people. 102 00:03:32,581 --> 00:03:35,194 What was wrong with Ali? 'Cause she sounded amazing. 103 00:03:35,219 --> 00:03:37,513 She was. Is. Just... 104 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:40,520 - I'm starting to think I'm the problem. - Starting to think? 105 00:03:40,545 --> 00:03:42,647 I love her Instagram. She has great boots. 106 00:03:42,672 --> 00:03:44,185 - In her recent... - Oh. They just pop. 107 00:03:44,209 --> 00:03:46,919 They-they draw your eyes to her feet. 108 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:49,147 Honestly, I-I should've just moved in with her, right? 109 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:50,381 Yes. Obviously. 110 00:03:50,406 --> 00:03:52,164 Ah. Sean? 111 00:03:52,189 --> 00:03:53,975 Stop answer shopping. 112 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,106 You blew it. 113 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:58,357 - You consistently blow it. - Yeah. 114 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,539 - You want some help with that? - No. 115 00:04:03,564 --> 00:04:06,472 I'm sweating 'cause you got the thermostat set at 85, 116 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,208 - not because I have cancer. - All right. 117 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:09,233 And because you look 118 00:04:09,258 --> 00:04:11,497 - particularly fetching in... - Mm. 119 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:13,137 Oh, no. I just had a bagel. 120 00:04:13,162 --> 00:04:14,405 Oh, I like bagels, honey. 121 00:04:14,429 --> 00:04:16,826 I can hear them. I can hear the kids. 122 00:04:16,851 --> 00:04:18,675 - They're coming. - We've lost our window. 123 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:19,833 I know. 124 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:21,902 Ew. The middle of the day. 125 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:23,879 Good for you guys. I guess. 126 00:04:23,904 --> 00:04:25,318 Are you horny? 127 00:04:25,343 --> 00:04:27,076 Uh, where-where's my stuff? 128 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,334 I moved you into your brother's room. 129 00:04:28,358 --> 00:04:29,824 No. No, no, no, no. That's not fair. 130 00:04:29,849 --> 00:04:31,441 I have to sleep with Mr. Apnea? 131 00:04:31,466 --> 00:04:33,272 Hey, no, no, no. Leon's the one that snores. 132 00:04:33,296 --> 00:04:34,885 It's a symphony, dude. 133 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:36,923 It'll be fun. We'll have night talks. 134 00:04:36,948 --> 00:04:39,177 - Mm. - Oh. Honey, honey. 135 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:42,163 Oh. Oh, right, right. Okay. 136 00:04:42,187 --> 00:04:43,622 Hey, remember I said no fireworks 137 00:04:43,646 --> 00:04:44,756 - in the house, right? - Hey. 138 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:48,294 So, now that it's just the two of us... 139 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:50,770 tell me what happened. Was this about starting a family? 140 00:04:50,795 --> 00:04:53,311 You know what, I-I just really don't want to talk about it. 141 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,685 Are you having money problems? 142 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:57,747 Mom, I know you mean well, but come on. 143 00:04:59,648 --> 00:05:01,348 You know, when your dad and I were first married, 144 00:05:01,372 --> 00:05:04,177 we had a huge fight. I just want you to know. 145 00:05:04,202 --> 00:05:06,912 I went and stayed at Aunt Kathy's for a few days. 146 00:05:06,937 --> 00:05:08,937 I mean, this is back when your father was drinking. 147 00:05:09,372 --> 00:05:12,066 You know, he was having trouble maintaining an erection, 148 00:05:12,091 --> 00:05:13,528 - and he was really bugged about it. - Nope. 149 00:05:13,552 --> 00:05:15,045 I mean, I don't want to go into specifics... 150 00:05:15,069 --> 00:05:16,987 You're in them, Mom. You're in the specifics. 151 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,321 - Yeah. - Yeah. 152 00:05:18,346 --> 00:05:20,208 It's just that, you know, we, as women, 153 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:22,535 we wear many hats. 154 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,091 I mean, at the end of a long day, 155 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:26,660 you really don't want to be taking care of others 156 00:05:26,685 --> 00:05:29,166 - and their feelings, you know? - Yeah. 157 00:05:29,191 --> 00:05:31,232 Am I a feminist? Maybe I am. 158 00:05:31,257 --> 00:05:33,301 Maybe I've always been a feminist. I don't know. 159 00:05:33,326 --> 00:05:35,044 But whatever's going on with you and Doug, 160 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:38,576 you've got to put yourself at the top of your to-do list. 161 00:05:38,601 --> 00:05:40,685 Said Michelle Obama. 162 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:41,983 - Yeah. - She was married to the president. 163 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,398 - No, I've heard of her. - Marriages... 164 00:05:43,422 --> 00:05:46,654 They ebb and flow and they ebb and flow. 165 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,544 Believe me, I know. 166 00:05:48,569 --> 00:05:49,708 I know. 167 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:52,091 - I'm here for you. - Thank you. 168 00:05:52,116 --> 00:05:53,358 No, I want you to under... 169 00:05:53,382 --> 00:05:54,802 Oh, we're h... Tony. 170 00:05:54,827 --> 00:05:57,361 Tony! I am trying to have a conversation 171 00:05:57,386 --> 00:05:59,914 with my daughter about self-care 172 00:05:59,939 --> 00:06:02,198 and how you can't pour from an empty cup. 173 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,168 A moment of quiet reflection. 174 00:06:04,193 --> 00:06:06,535 - Please! - Sorry! 175 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:08,780 Okay, well, obviously, I shouldn't have been talking 176 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:10,412 about your father's... 177 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,321 erection. 178 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:18,044 Blew it. 179 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,841 Hey, Ali, it's me. 180 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:25,273 Um, I've been doing a lot of thinking, 181 00:06:25,298 --> 00:06:27,441 and-and you're right. I'm an idiot. 182 00:06:27,466 --> 00:06:30,352 I-I want to make this work. I want to move in together. 183 00:06:30,377 --> 00:06:31,885 I miss you. Call me. 184 00:06:31,896 --> 00:06:33,372 Please. I want to be with you. 185 00:06:33,397 --> 00:06:34,397 Call me. 186 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 Whoa. 187 00:06:36,685 --> 00:06:38,551 You laid your heart on the line. 188 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:40,121 The rest is up to her. 189 00:06:40,146 --> 00:06:42,479 Tony. I don't think we've officially met. 190 00:06:43,115 --> 00:06:44,755 I had a lapse of judgment. 191 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,220 So, what I had thought of as a bit of... 192 00:06:47,521 --> 00:06:49,957 labor theater, uh, turned out, 193 00:06:49,982 --> 00:06:52,081 in hindsight, to be a Class D felony. 194 00:06:52,106 --> 00:06:53,818 Sean, you can have your job back. 195 00:06:53,843 --> 00:06:55,388 Thank you, Meg. Thank you. 196 00:06:55,413 --> 00:06:57,671 You are surrounded by ice, 197 00:06:57,696 --> 00:07:00,256 - but it hasn't penetrated your heart. - But you're working 198 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:02,260 - weekend nights and all holidays. - Whatever it takes. 199 00:07:02,284 --> 00:07:04,543 Whatever it takes. Uh, Presidents' Day weekend 200 00:07:04,568 --> 00:07:05,841 is gonna be a bit tricky. 201 00:07:05,866 --> 00:07:09,317 - All holidays. - I got a deposit on a rental. 202 00:07:09,342 --> 00:07:10,881 But I get it. You know what, how 'bout this? 203 00:07:10,905 --> 00:07:13,365 We'll circle back closer to the date. 204 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,247 I'm trusting you with these. 205 00:07:17,272 --> 00:07:18,345 Ah. 206 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:19,787 Meg... 207 00:07:19,812 --> 00:07:21,849 I won't disappoint you. 208 00:07:29,474 --> 00:07:30,580 Why do you keep checking that? 209 00:07:30,604 --> 00:07:33,277 I called Ali, told her I want to move in together. 210 00:07:33,302 --> 00:07:35,388 I regretted it the instant I hung up. 211 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,270 Your picture should be up in women's locker rooms. 212 00:07:37,294 --> 00:07:38,452 I mean, you present as a nice guy, 213 00:07:38,463 --> 00:07:40,083 - but you're a monster. - Yo, get dressed. 214 00:07:40,107 --> 00:07:41,107 We're going to Corbett's. 215 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:42,660 Bridget, I really think you should come, because... 216 00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:44,795 I'm in. I can't spend the night getting grilled by Mom. 217 00:07:44,819 --> 00:07:46,804 Beautiful. Wheels up in an hour. 218 00:07:46,829 --> 00:07:48,796 You know, I think Bridget made this. 219 00:07:48,806 --> 00:07:51,427 - No, I made it. It was me. - All right, we're leaving. 220 00:07:51,452 --> 00:07:54,120 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're trimming the tree. 221 00:07:54,145 --> 00:07:55,913 - That was a real thing? - Yeah, that was a real thing. 222 00:07:55,937 --> 00:07:58,779 Made cookies, mulled cider. We're trimming the tree. 223 00:07:58,804 --> 00:08:00,229 Like, we're making a night of it? 224 00:08:00,254 --> 00:08:02,302 We just never do that. We always just put them up whenever. 225 00:08:02,326 --> 00:08:03,977 Well, it's not often that we're all under one roof, 226 00:08:03,988 --> 00:08:05,741 and I thought it would be fun to do together. 227 00:08:05,765 --> 00:08:07,825 It just feels like this isn't time-sensitive. 228 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:11,169 And we got Corbett's Annual Christmas Party, which is... 229 00:08:11,194 --> 00:08:12,496 an actual real thing. 230 00:08:12,521 --> 00:08:15,068 Oh. Corbett's Annual Christmas Party. 231 00:08:16,224 --> 00:08:18,478 Can I talk to you guys for a second in the other room? 232 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:19,894 Yeah. 233 00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:21,505 - Yeah. - Good. 234 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:23,057 This is really, really, 235 00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:25,318 - really important to your mother. - Why? 236 00:08:25,343 --> 00:08:27,136 I don't know. Okay? But she's been talking 237 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:28,248 - about it for days. - Feels like it's 238 00:08:28,272 --> 00:08:29,819 coming from something she saw on Pinterest. 239 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,232 She can't go randomly 240 00:08:31,257 --> 00:08:32,810 - inventing traditions. - Okay. 241 00:08:32,835 --> 00:08:34,380 This is what we're gonna do, alright? 242 00:08:34,405 --> 00:08:36,163 You're putting up ornaments, you're eating cookies, 243 00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:38,178 you're hanging tinsel, and you're gonna do it all 244 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:40,646 while acting really, really, really festive. 245 00:08:40,671 --> 00:08:42,546 - Festive's a relative... - Festive! 246 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,590 Hey, hon? 247 00:08:46,615 --> 00:08:47,952 The kids have changed their minds 248 00:08:47,976 --> 00:08:49,669 Yes. 249 00:08:49,694 --> 00:08:50,694 Thank you. Great, great. 250 00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:51,880 Home stretch, home stretch. 251 00:08:51,905 --> 00:08:53,747 You know, you guys are really rushing it. 252 00:08:53,772 --> 00:08:55,038 And you're-you're wasting all the good ones 253 00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,225 - on the back. - You're obsessed 254 00:08:56,249 --> 00:08:57,849 with the elves. They're creepy. 255 00:08:57,874 --> 00:08:58,926 - Star? - Yeah. 256 00:08:58,951 --> 00:08:59,966 Oh, star. 257 00:08:59,991 --> 00:09:01,240 - Hey. - Know what that means? 258 00:09:01,265 --> 00:09:03,552 - Oh. - Christmas tree. 259 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:05,951 - Lovely. - Think that was the last of 'em. 260 00:09:05,976 --> 00:09:07,630 - No. No, no. - Yeah, it's a Christmas tree. 261 00:09:07,654 --> 00:09:09,311 - This whole night was real special. - No, no, no. 262 00:09:09,335 --> 00:09:11,583 There's more, there's more, there's definitely more, right? 263 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:13,709 There's the next... What's the next thing, honey? 264 00:09:14,395 --> 00:09:18,058 Um... it's fine. 265 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,739 - Go. Go to the party. - Thank you very much. 266 00:09:19,763 --> 00:09:21,347 - Mwah. - Don't worry, Dan's driving. 267 00:09:21,372 --> 00:09:22,381 - Bye. - Okay. 268 00:09:22,405 --> 00:09:23,622 - Hey, Tony. - Hey, Tony. 269 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:24,693 - Hey, boss? - Yes? 270 00:09:24,718 --> 00:09:26,373 Uh, thinking about packing it in for the night. 271 00:09:26,397 --> 00:09:28,324 All right, thanks, Tone. Sounds good. 272 00:09:28,349 --> 00:09:29,521 I'm proud of you. 273 00:09:29,546 --> 00:09:31,896 - It's a hell of a tree. - Yep. 274 00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:33,716 I'll just tell the crew. 275 00:09:34,997 --> 00:09:37,691 You know, hon, it's his first Christmas without his family. 276 00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:39,364 Maybe we should give him some cookies. 277 00:09:39,389 --> 00:09:41,474 Yeah. No one else is gonna eat 'em. 278 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:45,015 All right. 279 00:09:46,408 --> 00:09:47,638 Listen. 280 00:09:49,451 --> 00:09:50,793 It's a great tree. 281 00:09:50,818 --> 00:09:54,431 Yep. I just wanted this Christmas to be special, 282 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:55,693 - I know. - Because... 283 00:09:55,718 --> 00:09:56,809 I know. 284 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,153 And it will be. Okay? 285 00:09:59,178 --> 00:10:03,013 ♪ I ask Thee to stay ♪ 286 00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:04,733 ♪ Close by... ♪ 287 00:10:04,758 --> 00:10:06,016 I'm just... 288 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:09,122 gonna move some of the elves up front. Okay? 289 00:10:09,147 --> 00:10:11,615 Christmas must be a rough time for Corbett. 290 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,590 Oh, so sad. Losing both parents in the same year. 291 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,245 Yeah, it's a tragedy. 292 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:18,380 But also a windfall. 293 00:10:19,198 --> 00:10:21,865 Left him a four-bedroom, free and clear. 294 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,997 It's already appreciated four percent. 295 00:10:25,226 --> 00:10:27,352 Check Zillow. I'm not lying. 296 00:10:28,744 --> 00:10:30,634 How you holding up, Corbett? 297 00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:31,857 Taking it day-to-day. 298 00:10:32,287 --> 00:10:34,413 Spanking chumps like you in foos. 299 00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:36,904 - Score! - Thought there was no spinnies. 300 00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:39,786 However, that counts. 301 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,426 And you suck. 302 00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:44,085 And if you ever need to talk, you know I'm here. 303 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,388 Means the world, man. 304 00:10:45,615 --> 00:10:46,974 Ugh. Everyone's gonna be wondering 305 00:10:46,984 --> 00:10:48,115 where Doug is, right? 306 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:50,443 Guess Bridget isn't so perfect after all. 307 00:10:50,468 --> 00:10:51,990 Who's the salutatorian now? 308 00:10:52,015 --> 00:10:54,529 Bridge, I think people have bigger fish to fry. 309 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,286 Like, what the hell happened to Roebuck's hair? 310 00:10:57,311 --> 00:10:59,388 Does he live near a power plant or something? 311 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:02,291 - No, seriously, where did it go? - I don't know. 312 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:03,466 So fast. 313 00:11:03,491 --> 00:11:04,841 Oh, crap. 314 00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:06,076 I'm gonna go hide. 315 00:11:06,101 --> 00:11:07,372 Wh-What? 316 00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:09,223 Okay. 317 00:11:11,335 --> 00:11:12,746 Hey, Cole showed. 318 00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:14,153 - Oh, Miller? - Yeah. 319 00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:16,353 You hear he sold one of his companies for a hundred million? 320 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:18,307 Yes, I heard. We've all heard. 321 00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:19,900 Went right to his head, too. 322 00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:22,852 You know, I DM'd him a year ago. Never hit me back. 323 00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:25,202 That's the guy you should pitch your funeral fireworks thing to. 324 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,574 He's a major venture capitalist. 325 00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:27,850 I don't need that kind of money. 326 00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:31,005 - What kind of money? - Conceited money. 327 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,997 - This 'cause he didn't hit you back? - No. 328 00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:36,013 It's... very telling. 329 00:11:36,999 --> 00:11:38,826 He's vainglorious. 330 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:43,000 Hey, Bridget. How are you? 331 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,169 Hey, I'm good, Monty, I'm good. 332 00:11:45,326 --> 00:11:46,335 How are you? 333 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,521 Um, you coaching still... wrestling, right? 334 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:51,754 - Yeah, yeah. Leading the conference. - Oh. 335 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,550 My heavyweight just snapped his femur during a match. 336 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,708 - Ouch. - Kind of shook the whole team. 337 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,484 But we ended up getting this fat kid from choir. 338 00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:00,880 - Oh. - He's a natural. 339 00:12:00,905 --> 00:12:02,405 Wow. 340 00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:06,021 Doug here? 341 00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:08,121 - Um, he's sick. - Is it a cold? 342 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:10,400 - I don't really know. - Did it spread to his chest? 343 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,723 - Yeah, Monty, I couldn't tell ya. - You know what I tell my guys 344 00:12:12,747 --> 00:12:15,030 when they're sick... Plenty of beef broth, zinc, 345 00:12:15,055 --> 00:12:16,572 and then just sweat it all out. 346 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:19,230 Does he have access to, like... like, a steam room 347 00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:21,288 - or any kind of... - Oh, my God, he's not sick, okay? 348 00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:22,857 - I made it up. - Wh-Why? 349 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:25,529 Because I just don't really want to answer any questions right now. 350 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,349 It's a party, Monty. 351 00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,632 Party. 352 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:34,388 ♪ If you love your Christmas... ♪ 353 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,217 It's funny how things work out. 354 00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:38,481 If I had finished this job 355 00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:40,596 like I was supposed to three months ago, 356 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,678 I wouldn't be here right now. 357 00:12:43,725 --> 00:12:45,834 God laughs at all our plans. 358 00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:48,311 She sure does. 359 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,967 Are you gonna avoid me all night? 360 00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,467 That was the plan. 361 00:12:57,492 --> 00:12:59,783 Should we talk about what happened? 362 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:03,209 We're probably gonna keep seeing each other all week, so... 363 00:13:03,835 --> 00:13:07,069 Look, I'm really sorry I kissed you. 364 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,345 Better you than Uncle Roger. 365 00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:14,507 You know, Marco's actually one of my best friends. 366 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,426 Um... it's recently come to my attention 367 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:18,608 that I'm a monster. 368 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,684 Mm. And a terrible tipper. 369 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:23,858 - What? No. - Hmm? Hmm. 370 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:25,141 Um... 371 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:26,768 are we good? 372 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,075 We're fine. 373 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,170 Should... should we hug or something? 374 00:13:30,195 --> 00:13:32,291 - No. I think we got it covered. - Right, 375 00:13:32,316 --> 00:13:34,991 right, right. No hug. Yeah, that was my instinct, yeah. 376 00:13:40,743 --> 00:13:42,743 All right, everyone, I'm calling it. 377 00:13:42,986 --> 00:13:45,954 What the hell? Excuse me. Corbett, 378 00:13:45,979 --> 00:13:47,290 what the hell are you doing? This... 379 00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:48,985 It's-it's 10:45. 380 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:51,002 Neighbors just had a baby. I promised we wouldn't go past 11:00. 381 00:13:51,026 --> 00:13:52,826 - So just un-promise them... - I can't. 382 00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:54,618 Devon's colicky. Karen hasn't been sleeping. 383 00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:56,390 "Devon's col... Karen hasn't been slee..." 384 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,984 Do you even hear yourself? 385 00:13:58,009 --> 00:14:00,460 Last year, we watched the sun come up. 386 00:14:00,485 --> 00:14:02,718 - We were gods. - I'm a homeowner now. 387 00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,254 I'm actually block captain. 388 00:14:04,279 --> 00:14:05,657 What does block captain even mean? 389 00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:07,218 It means I need to walk the walk. 390 00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:09,041 - Okay, just put the music back on. - I'm sorry, 391 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,831 - are you a homeowner? - I'm sorry, are you a host? 392 00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,746 - Are you a homeowner? - Are you a host? 393 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:14,010 - Listen to me. Look at me. - Hey... 394 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:15,696 this feels like a weird fight brewing, 395 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,837 so I'm just gonna say, Dave, I had a lot of fun, 396 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:18,986 - but, uh... - No, you didn't. No. 397 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:22,149 You were starting to have a lot of fun, before this one... 398 00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:25,398 - Sean! - My shoes are off. 399 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:28,653 Okay, look, everybody, the party's not over. 400 00:14:28,678 --> 00:14:30,501 It's just switching locations. 401 00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:32,978 We're going to the rink to play broomball. 402 00:14:35,282 --> 00:14:37,257 That played better than I thought it would. 403 00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:38,359 Follow me. 404 00:14:58,016 --> 00:14:59,213 Can Cora play on your team? 405 00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:01,555 I promised Corbett that I would take him out in the Tesla. 406 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,433 It's-It's okay. I don't need a babysitter. 407 00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:05,610 No, baby, I know you don't need a babysitter. 408 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,515 I just feel weird showing the Tesla 409 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,860 in the middle of the party. 410 00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:10,821 We talked about me being too much of a bro. 411 00:15:10,846 --> 00:15:12,680 It really is okay. Go. 412 00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:13,923 Nah, it's a bro move. 413 00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,876 I'm not gonna do it. Mm. 414 00:15:16,469 --> 00:15:17,971 Are you sure? 415 00:15:17,996 --> 00:15:19,121 Yes. 416 00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:20,146 The best. 417 00:15:22,453 --> 00:15:24,420 - The best. Corbett. - Mm. 418 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,936 Are you kidding me? Chocolate? 419 00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:27,126 Wash your hands. 420 00:15:27,811 --> 00:15:29,575 All right, what's the score? 421 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,255 Uh, it's, uh, it's tied. 422 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,987 But we're drunker, so I feel good about our chances. 423 00:15:34,012 --> 00:15:36,200 - Whoa! - Broomball 424 00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:38,864 - was an epic idea. - Yeah? Thanks. 425 00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,098 Is it, uh, D-DM worthy, or...? 426 00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:45,574 - What? - No, I... 427 00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,167 It's totally not a b-big deal. 428 00:15:47,192 --> 00:15:50,902 I-I just, uh, sent you, like, four direct messages, 429 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:53,355 and you never replied to any of them, so I... 430 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,301 I haven't checked my Twitter in, like, two years. 431 00:15:55,326 --> 00:15:56,482 I would've loved to have reconnected. 432 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:57,630 Yeah, really? 433 00:15:57,655 --> 00:15:58,787 Yeah, dude. 434 00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:00,503 Come on, man, you're Sean Moody. 435 00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:02,356 There's always a bit of magic about you. 436 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:04,692 - Good to see you, man. - Yeah, likewise. 437 00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:06,090 Yeah. 438 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,926 Hey, let me ask you a question. 439 00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:11,786 Have you ever thought of cremation 440 00:16:11,811 --> 00:16:13,614 as half of a good idea? 441 00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:19,774 Hey. Sorry I grilled you about Doug's cold. 442 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,535 - I get nervous at parties. - No. 443 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,944 I was really rude. 444 00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:25,372 - I'm just going through some stuff. - Yeah. 445 00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:27,364 Sean told me that you guys are having problems. 446 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:29,917 Really? He's incapable of keeping a secret. 447 00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:31,894 I went through a divorce last year... 448 00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:33,934 Not that you're going down that road. 449 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,638 He just thought, uh, 450 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,434 I don't know, I might be good to talk to. 451 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:38,833 Suck it, sieve. 452 00:16:38,858 --> 00:16:41,129 Who cares? I'm not even trying. 453 00:16:41,154 --> 00:16:43,465 - Game. - Listen, I don't know what's going on. 454 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:45,122 It's none of my business, but... 455 00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:46,468 are you okay? 456 00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:49,304 I just lit my life on fire 457 00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:51,856 and I just don't feel very good about myself. 458 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,841 Well, if it's a confidence booster at all, 459 00:16:54,852 --> 00:16:56,852 I knew, like, six guys in high school 460 00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:58,317 who had a crush on you. 461 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,739 That shouldn't make me feel better, but it does. 462 00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:04,411 - Six guys? - Yep. 463 00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:05,436 That's crazy. 464 00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:08,490 Anyway, call me if you ever want to talk. 465 00:17:08,515 --> 00:17:10,051 Practice gets out at 5:30. 466 00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:12,177 Unless they're loafing and then I make them run suicides 467 00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:13,551 till they puke, but... 468 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,669 - I'm around. - Okay. 469 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:19,222 Hey, Resolfi, it's not a pro tryout, okay? 470 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,058 Let's just take it down a notch. 471 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,295 Oh! I got it, I got it, I got it. 472 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,942 And then we shoot your ashes into the sky 473 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,934 in a spectacular display 474 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,395 of color and light and awe. 475 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,428 The sixth stage of grief: 476 00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:33,403 applause. 477 00:17:37,128 --> 00:17:38,244 It's brilliant. 478 00:17:38,269 --> 00:17:39,736 Yeah, it is. 479 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,356 Wait, seriously? 480 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:43,006 Yeah, man. I'm telling you, it's a home run. 481 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,193 I mean, it is. I just... 482 00:17:45,218 --> 00:17:48,333 If you're doing some kind of cool guy prank, uh... 483 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:51,018 I've taken a lot of arrows on this one, so... 484 00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:52,830 Oh, stop it, dude. I'm in. 485 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,393 I'm gonna give you 750K. 486 00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:56,643 All right? I want to be your angel investor. 487 00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:57,909 Unless I'm being a little presumptuous? 488 00:17:57,933 --> 00:18:01,001 Uh, uh... I, uh... You know, okay. 489 00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:03,432 I've gone down the road with some folks, 490 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,715 so I've got some hard conversations in front of me, 491 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,963 but I-I love the idea 492 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,713 of keeping this local, so... 493 00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:11,916 - All right. - Yeah. 494 00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:14,040 - Let's make some money. - I love money. 495 00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,714 All your jewelry's great. 496 00:18:15,739 --> 00:18:17,726 I think my favorite one is the... 497 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:20,427 - the pendant with the-the thingy. - Thanks. 498 00:18:20,437 --> 00:18:23,438 I get a lot of compliments, not a lot of buyers. 499 00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,893 - Can I be honest? - Mm-hmm. 500 00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:28,299 These photos aren't doing you justice. 501 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,874 I took them myself on my phone. 502 00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:32,127 What, th-they weren't taken by a near-sighted child? 503 00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:33,776 You jerk. 504 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,744 Okay. If you want, I could... 505 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:37,266 I could reshoot them for you. 506 00:18:37,877 --> 00:18:39,195 I do carry the lights for one 507 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,735 of the premiere furniture photographers in New York. 508 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,616 - Maybe. - Maybe? 509 00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,368 I need to see your stuff first. 510 00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:46,860 Do you have a website? 511 00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:48,018 Are-are you kidding me? 512 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,526 - What do you care? - Wow. 513 00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,291 You're going to law school, anyway. 514 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,430 Okay. Um... 515 00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:57,797 I-I've been shooting mostly black and white lately. 516 00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,190 - And, um... - Cora, babe. We need ya. 517 00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:02,440 They're talking a lot of nonsense. 518 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:06,073 Well, I guess I'll have to judge your life's work later. 519 00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:07,398 I guess you will. 520 00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:10,252 Daniel, nice scarf, bro. 521 00:19:15,685 --> 00:19:17,198 Ali, hey. 522 00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:18,494 Uh, how are you? 523 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,126 You got my message, cool. 524 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:22,526 Cool, cool, cool. Um, yeah, about that, um... 525 00:19:23,277 --> 00:19:24,918 Everybody out! 526 00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,269 Sean Moody! 527 00:19:27,223 --> 00:19:28,277 Why don't we get out of here 528 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,127 and crunch some numbers back at your place? 529 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:31,452 Sean Moody! 530 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,416 Run! Run! 531 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,491 You've disappointed me! 532 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:53,530 Hey. 533 00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,565 Need a ride? 534 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:57,283 Oh, thanks. Um, I'm just gonna go with my brothers. 535 00:19:57,308 --> 00:19:59,141 All right. Hang in there. 536 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,166 Thanks. 537 00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:10,783 Dumbasses. 538 00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:12,974 - Oh, cheers, man. - Mm. 539 00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:14,955 Mmm. Mmm. 540 00:20:15,535 --> 00:20:17,877 You know where we should open up our European office? 541 00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:19,485 - Madrid. - Madrid. 542 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,223 - People die all the time there. - What? 543 00:20:21,248 --> 00:20:22,846 Oh, actually, 544 00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,562 - people die all the time everywhere. - Yeah. 545 00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,438 Oh, my God, we're gonna make so much money. 546 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:27,956 - Let's make some money. - Oh, that's right. 547 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,525 Hey, do you want to watch every Wesley Snipes movie? 548 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,362 Babe, you watching this? 549 00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:36,238 I've been hands-free for, like, a minute. 550 00:20:38,191 --> 00:20:40,033 Now my eyes are closed. 551 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,433 Thanks for getting me. 552 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,008 Of course. 553 00:21:00,596 --> 00:21:02,542 I cheated on Doug. 554 00:21:07,494 --> 00:21:09,339 Want to get some pancakes? 555 00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:12,785 Yeah. 556 00:21:13,808 --> 00:21:15,019 Yeah, I really do. 557 00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,261 - That sounds... - Well, put your seat belt on. 558 00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:25,799 Ali. 559 00:21:25,824 --> 00:21:27,644 Best surprise ever? 560 00:21:28,269 --> 00:21:30,417 Best surprise ever. 561 00:21:34,468 --> 00:21:37,464 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com