1 00:00:03,906 --> 00:00:06,710 ♪ We're dashing through the snow ♪ 2 00:00:06,735 --> 00:00:09,620 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 3 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:12,484 - Holy Moses! - I just... 4 00:00:12,509 --> 00:00:13,945 wanted to have... 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:14,970 - Whoa! - Oh, my God! 6 00:00:14,995 --> 00:00:16,390 ... a nice Christmas, 7 00:00:16,415 --> 00:00:17,618 - Put it down! - ... and you all... 8 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:18,742 - ruined it... - Honey... 9 00:00:18,767 --> 00:00:19,898 - ... again! - Stop! 10 00:00:19,923 --> 00:00:21,299 - Honey, no... - Okay! Okay! 11 00:00:21,324 --> 00:00:22,490 I'm out! 12 00:00:22,806 --> 00:00:25,170 Christmas is canceled. 13 00:00:26,095 --> 00:00:28,063 _ 14 00:00:34,071 --> 00:00:35,714 _ 15 00:00:38,523 --> 00:00:40,289 - Hey. - Ah! 16 00:00:40,314 --> 00:00:43,085 Now it feels like Christmas. 17 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,165 What kind of jacket is that? 18 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:45,921 - But where's Ali? - What's with the beard? 19 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,539 Uh, she's not coming. 20 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:48,813 - Oh, no. - Uh, she's really sorry. 21 00:00:48,837 --> 00:00:50,682 The weather girl says we're supposed to get snow. 22 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:53,335 - What happened? - Yeah, her-her dad got sick. 23 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,289 - Oh, that's awful. - Yeah, kidney stones. 24 00:00:56,314 --> 00:00:57,812 - Oh, God. - We were so excited 25 00:00:57,837 --> 00:01:00,571 - to finally meet her. - I hope he's drinking a lot of water. 26 00:01:00,596 --> 00:01:02,506 'Cause those things can come in bunches and people say 27 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,943 - it's worse than childbirth. - It's not. 28 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:05,637 Honey, you've never had kidney stones. 29 00:01:05,662 --> 00:01:07,837 I've had three babies. One, a ten-pounder. 30 00:01:07,862 --> 00:01:10,376 - Well, okay... - Not you. Come in. 31 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:12,142 - Give me the bag. - Yay. 32 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:14,321 Oh, that's my boy. 33 00:01:14,346 --> 00:01:16,286 You're gonna need, uh, better shoes than that. 34 00:01:16,311 --> 00:01:17,837 - You gave me those, Dad. - Yeah, I gave them to you 35 00:01:17,861 --> 00:01:19,549 for the summer, all right? Not for the winter. 36 00:01:19,573 --> 00:01:21,048 Hey, did you tip the cabbie? 37 00:01:21,073 --> 00:01:22,553 Because those guys work for a living. 38 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:29,126 - _ - Oh! 39 00:01:29,151 --> 00:01:30,642 Thanks for picking me up, dude. 40 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:33,337 God! Oh, I thought you were coming in at 1:00. 41 00:01:33,362 --> 00:01:35,657 - You're full of crap, Sean. - No... 42 00:01:35,682 --> 00:01:37,875 - Sorry I woke you, Leon. - No. 43 00:01:38,274 --> 00:01:40,500 Does that sound like something I would do? 44 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:43,703 Does it sound like I would agree to pick you up before noon 45 00:01:43,739 --> 00:01:45,345 on a weekend, ever? 46 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,392 - Come here. - Good to see you. 47 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,048 Welcome home, okay... 48 00:01:49,073 --> 00:01:50,728 - Aah! - Aah! Yeah. 49 00:01:50,753 --> 00:01:52,751 That's for the air horn, dumbass. 50 00:01:52,776 --> 00:01:54,829 I'm going back to bed. Wake me up at 3:00. 51 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,428 Hey, heads up... our bathroom's 52 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:00,465 under construction, so this one's seeing a lot of traffic. 53 00:02:00,489 --> 00:02:02,455 Yeah, it was supposed to be finished by Thanksgiving. 54 00:02:02,479 --> 00:02:04,884 You got some of your AA buddies on the job? 55 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:06,760 - It's the roof all over again. - I'm trying to give 56 00:02:06,784 --> 00:02:08,593 some people a leg up... Is that so wrong? 57 00:02:08,618 --> 00:02:10,119 It is if you have to take a dump 58 00:02:10,143 --> 00:02:11,423 while your mom's in the shower. 59 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:12,571 That was me. 60 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:13,929 Hire a real plumber. 61 00:02:13,954 --> 00:02:15,119 - Me, me, me, me. - Long flight... 62 00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:17,314 And maybe work on your savior complex. 63 00:02:17,339 --> 00:02:18,759 Oh! Bridget's here. 64 00:02:18,784 --> 00:02:21,204 - Bridget's here. - Great. 65 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:24,181 Mom invited everyone over for a big feast to meet Ali. 66 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:25,415 What happened? 67 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,782 Her dad had gallbladder surgery. 68 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:28,358 The whole family's staying local. 69 00:02:28,383 --> 00:02:30,485 She totally broke up with you, right? 70 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,204 Yesterday, at brunch. 71 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:33,362 It was brutal. 72 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,899 - Ah. - Aw, man, I'm sorry. 73 00:02:34,924 --> 00:02:37,220 Her lease was up, and I was really into her, 74 00:02:37,245 --> 00:02:39,445 but I just... and I wasn't, you know, quite ready 75 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:41,157 to move in together. Then this jerk 76 00:02:41,182 --> 00:02:43,204 at the next table gets down on one knee. 77 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,540 - Come on. - Just gives this incredibly 78 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:48,298 moving proposal... Like, beautiful. 79 00:02:48,323 --> 00:02:49,922 Brunch can be tricky. 80 00:02:50,149 --> 00:02:52,329 Mom's gonna analyze the crap out of this. 81 00:02:52,354 --> 00:02:54,478 - I'm not telling her. - I mean, I fully support women 82 00:02:54,503 --> 00:02:56,436 of any age going back to get their master's, 83 00:02:56,461 --> 00:02:58,188 - but ugh... psychology? - Yeah, but... 84 00:02:58,213 --> 00:02:59,244 I mean, it's just so annoying. 85 00:02:59,268 --> 00:03:01,735 Yeah, she's been all kinds of unreasonable lately. 86 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,189 You know, she actually stopped doing my laundry. 87 00:03:04,214 --> 00:03:05,579 Oh, preposterous. 88 00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:06,681 I pay rent. 89 00:03:06,706 --> 00:03:08,735 - I deserve amenities. - Sean! 90 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:09,993 I found the tree. 91 00:03:10,018 --> 00:03:12,453 - I bet you didn't. - Uh-oh. 92 00:03:12,478 --> 00:03:13,782 - Let's see... - No! 93 00:03:13,807 --> 00:03:16,634 That's not a tree, that's a-that's a Christmas shrub. 94 00:03:16,659 --> 00:03:18,360 It's got pluck. I'm getting it. 95 00:03:18,385 --> 00:03:21,144 You do this every year, old man. 96 00:03:21,587 --> 00:03:23,743 You got a Douglas-fir problem. 97 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,681 Everyone's gonna be here in an hour. 98 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,798 They're being delivered? 99 00:03:27,823 --> 00:03:29,089 We don't need cookies, okay? 100 00:03:29,114 --> 00:03:30,478 Big Stan's bringing pies. 101 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:32,322 - Big Stan? - Mm-hmm. 102 00:03:32,673 --> 00:03:33,915 Didn't he wet himself 103 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,681 - caroling last year? - Yep. 104 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:37,961 He's got nine months sober and I have full faith, okay? 105 00:03:37,986 --> 00:03:39,819 I thought you'd like the cookies. 106 00:03:39,855 --> 00:03:41,682 Eater Chicago says they're the best in the city. 107 00:03:41,706 --> 00:03:42,798 Honey, Stan needs the win. 108 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,922 Did you call your boss 109 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:45,485 - at the rink, Seanny? - No. 110 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:46,876 It's a chess match. 111 00:03:46,901 --> 00:03:48,564 I'm not gonna make the first move. 112 00:03:48,589 --> 00:03:50,399 She owes me a lot of overtime. 113 00:03:50,424 --> 00:03:52,251 You know you're the maintenance guy. 114 00:03:52,455 --> 00:03:54,306 Might not have the leverage you think you do. 115 00:03:54,331 --> 00:03:56,531 A-Again with the stick, Mom. 116 00:03:56,556 --> 00:03:58,524 Would love to see the carrot sometime. 117 00:03:58,549 --> 00:04:00,931 Jesus's dad was a maintenance guy. 118 00:04:01,337 --> 00:04:02,384 Don't forget to take 119 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,056 a lot of photos. Get your camera. 120 00:04:04,081 --> 00:04:05,214 Got it. 121 00:04:05,239 --> 00:04:06,329 Hey. 122 00:04:06,354 --> 00:04:09,345 - My mom's on scotch two. - Oh, God. 123 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,407 - Thanks, Mom. - Here you go. 124 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:14,142 Here's to my last Christmas. 125 00:04:14,167 --> 00:04:16,556 I thought last Christmas was your last Christmas. 126 00:04:16,581 --> 00:04:18,301 You're really dragging out this death thing. 127 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:20,946 Where's your Chinese husband? 128 00:04:20,972 --> 00:04:22,790 He's Korean, and he's on a plane. 129 00:04:22,815 --> 00:04:24,298 He'll be here in a couple hours. 130 00:04:24,323 --> 00:04:25,845 If you make it that long. 131 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:27,937 Look, Roger, they have a Christmas tree. 132 00:04:27,962 --> 00:04:29,625 Probably paid full price. The real deals don't 133 00:04:29,649 --> 00:04:30,860 - happen for a few days. - I would feel bad 134 00:04:30,884 --> 00:04:33,306 if I didn't bring you in on this opportunity. 135 00:04:33,331 --> 00:04:34,782 We've been down this road before. 136 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,774 Uh, two words: 137 00:04:37,055 --> 00:04:40,485 "funeral" and "fireworks." 138 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:41,626 What? 139 00:04:41,651 --> 00:04:42,767 Exactly. 140 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:45,025 We take your loved one's cremated ashes 141 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,517 put them in a canister... I've already got the prototype... 142 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,626 Then shoot them into the sky in a spectacular display 143 00:04:50,651 --> 00:04:53,548 of color and light and awe. 144 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,423 Tasteful. 145 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,198 Oh, hey. 146 00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:01,422 Hi. 147 00:05:01,447 --> 00:05:03,868 Uh, did-did you ring the bell? 148 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:06,095 Um, no, not yet. I'm Cora. 149 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,290 Right, right. With the-the best cookies in Chicago. 150 00:05:09,315 --> 00:05:10,948 That's a lot of pressure. 151 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:12,587 - I'm Dan. - Hi. 152 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,739 Um... Uh, yeah, just... 153 00:05:15,789 --> 00:05:18,376 Not much, but here you go. 154 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,610 What's this? 155 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:21,288 It's-it's a really bad tip. 156 00:05:21,313 --> 00:05:23,938 - I'm sorry, um... - There's at least 157 00:05:23,963 --> 00:05:26,446 86 cents here and a button. 158 00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:28,845 No, it's terrible. I was a waiter, and I'm just 159 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,548 giving you things that fell off my shirt. 160 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:32,057 - Unforgivable. - I was just messing with you. 161 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,845 I'm Cora, Marco's girlfriend. 162 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,259 He forgot his phone in the car. 163 00:05:35,284 --> 00:05:37,329 Hey there! There he is. 164 00:05:37,354 --> 00:05:39,516 - My long-lost cousin. - Hey. 165 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:40,774 Oh, man. 166 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,235 Ah, the only man I've ever taken a bath with. 167 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,329 - Oh. - We were five. 168 00:05:44,354 --> 00:05:46,306 He thought I was a delivery person. 169 00:05:46,331 --> 00:05:49,353 No, I'm an idiot. I just figured with the Cookie Monster T-shirt, 170 00:05:49,378 --> 00:05:51,229 it was some kind of clever marketing thing. 171 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:53,345 This is Elmo. Cookie Monster's blue. 172 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:56,485 Wow. All furry people look alike to you. 173 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:57,814 Will you just come in. 174 00:05:57,838 --> 00:05:59,985 Hey, hey! Hey, I smell that roast. 175 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:03,329 We're kicking off the holiday season right, Uncle Sean. 176 00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:08,228 - Hey, hon. - Yes, it's my second glass. 177 00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:10,145 You're counting, not me. 178 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,770 I have a lot on my plate. 179 00:06:11,795 --> 00:06:13,741 I read another new article online last night that says 180 00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:15,306 that breast cancer went from being one 181 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,065 of the top five good kinds to get 182 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:19,735 into the top three, so we're-we're trending up. 183 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,327 - Yay. - It's good news. 184 00:06:22,352 --> 00:06:24,182 All right, we both agree we're not gonna let it 185 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:27,321 slip out to any one of the kids before Christmas. 186 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:30,284 Uh, you're the one that's heading for glass number three. 187 00:06:30,309 --> 00:06:32,337 Oh, thought you weren't counting. 188 00:06:32,362 --> 00:06:34,642 Then you stare up into the night sky... 189 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:36,360 Bam! 190 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,157 The sixth stage of grief. 191 00:06:39,791 --> 00:06:41,696 Applause. 192 00:06:41,721 --> 00:06:43,560 Get in there. Mom wants pictures. 193 00:06:43,585 --> 00:06:45,892 Daniel, how's work going? You got any shows coming up? 194 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,583 Daniel, over here, ditched us to go 195 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,666 to be some big-time artsy-fartsy photographer 196 00:06:49,691 --> 00:06:50,923 in New York City. 197 00:06:51,362 --> 00:06:52,681 Fashion models, 198 00:06:52,706 --> 00:06:54,904 male prostitutes, a lot of blurry stuff. 199 00:06:54,929 --> 00:06:56,046 He's so talented. 200 00:06:56,071 --> 00:06:57,337 I'm impressed. 201 00:06:57,362 --> 00:06:58,938 Don't be. Right now, I'm just 202 00:06:58,963 --> 00:07:00,853 assisting this guy Victor, who takes pictures 203 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,634 for the Restoration Hardware catalog, so... 204 00:07:02,659 --> 00:07:04,821 Yeah, oh, yeah, maybe you guys have heard of Victor. 205 00:07:04,846 --> 00:07:06,993 He's also someone whose dreams haven't panned out. 206 00:07:07,018 --> 00:07:09,188 We can't all have the same job we had in high school. 207 00:07:09,213 --> 00:07:10,813 Lifestyle choice. 208 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,884 Ah, that's work. Oh, I'm gonna take this. 209 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:15,251 - Sean, we're out of soda. - Check the garage. 210 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:18,657 - You're on beverages. - I'm on chips and napkins. 211 00:07:18,682 --> 00:07:21,110 - He's losing it. It's actually sad. - Want a beer? 212 00:07:21,135 --> 00:07:22,267 Sure. 213 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:24,067 So, um, 214 00:07:24,092 --> 00:07:26,459 I believe we've got some accounting to do. 215 00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:29,454 - What are you talking about? - The 86 cents you owe me. 216 00:07:29,479 --> 00:07:31,374 Oh, no. You gave me that money. 217 00:07:31,399 --> 00:07:33,384 Oh, is this really how you want to play it? 218 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,742 It actually is. 219 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,407 Well, then, you give me no choice. 220 00:07:36,432 --> 00:07:37,626 Uncle Roger. 221 00:07:37,651 --> 00:07:39,115 Danny, my boy. 222 00:07:39,353 --> 00:07:41,140 Wow. You weren't kidding. 223 00:07:41,175 --> 00:07:43,001 She's an absolute stunner. 224 00:07:43,026 --> 00:07:44,454 We've done all right, us Moody men. 225 00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:45,898 N-No, no, no, this is Cora. 226 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:47,423 - She's Marco's girlfriend. - Oh. 227 00:07:47,448 --> 00:07:50,242 Uh, she was just asking me how to get here from, um... 228 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:51,704 Where is it you live again? 229 00:07:51,729 --> 00:07:53,157 Um, Logan Square. 230 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:56,720 Oh, Logan Square. Ah, that's a pickle. 231 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:58,502 You probably took the expressway, right? 232 00:07:58,526 --> 00:08:01,438 Well, next time think about scooting down Ashland. 233 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:03,473 - I'll go get us some beers. - Smooth sailing. 234 00:08:03,498 --> 00:08:06,757 Unless there's a hockey game. Oh, boy. 235 00:08:06,782 --> 00:08:08,668 Now you're gonna have to zigzag... 236 00:08:08,945 --> 00:08:10,470 Wait, are you not drinking? 237 00:08:10,495 --> 00:08:11,949 - I just want a water. - Are you sure? 238 00:08:11,973 --> 00:08:13,759 There's a diet here with your name on it. 239 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,774 - I'm good with water. - You said that, uh, 240 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,446 with a bit of a thing on it. 241 00:08:17,471 --> 00:08:20,472 No... no caffeine, no alcohol. 242 00:08:22,198 --> 00:08:23,868 Oh, good Lord, are you pregnant? 243 00:08:23,893 --> 00:08:26,313 - I'm not pregnant. - You liar. You knew? 244 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:28,088 I'm the oldest. How could you tell him first? 245 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:29,844 Are you seriously gonna make her pregnancy about me? 246 00:08:29,868 --> 00:08:30,955 - I am the oldest. - I'm not pregnant. 247 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:32,369 I'm not pregnant, okay? I'm the furthest thing 248 00:08:32,393 --> 00:08:33,413 from pregnant. 249 00:08:33,438 --> 00:08:35,261 Which-which would be? 250 00:08:35,286 --> 00:08:36,352 Bridge, y-you... 251 00:08:36,377 --> 00:08:38,056 - you okay? - No. 252 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:39,747 No, I'm not okay. 253 00:08:40,134 --> 00:08:42,415 I'm a horrible, horrible person. 254 00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:46,228 I cheated on Doug. 255 00:08:47,397 --> 00:08:49,767 When I was in Atlanta on business. 256 00:08:50,439 --> 00:08:51,774 Mm. 257 00:08:52,636 --> 00:08:54,127 Okay, I already feel like crap, so would you guys 258 00:08:54,151 --> 00:08:55,384 just say something? 259 00:08:56,598 --> 00:08:58,097 - I don't know. - Um... 260 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,267 W-Was it with another Asian guy? 261 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:02,767 What? No. 262 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:06,665 Yes. 263 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:09,028 Yeah, it was. 264 00:09:11,504 --> 00:09:12,587 Can you...? 265 00:09:13,348 --> 00:09:15,274 Heavenly Father, thank you 266 00:09:15,299 --> 00:09:17,243 for having everybody here with us today 267 00:09:17,268 --> 00:09:19,274 as we celebrate Dan's return 268 00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:22,032 five days before we celebrate your son's birth. 269 00:09:22,057 --> 00:09:24,925 My brother Roger and his fiancée... 270 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:26,337 - Mukta. - Mukta. 271 00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:28,524 And, uh, Big Stan, of course. 272 00:09:28,549 --> 00:09:31,001 - Honored, as always. - Mm-hmm. And Bridget 273 00:09:31,026 --> 00:09:32,142 and my mom... 274 00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:33,665 Hey, Dad, he's God. He knows who's here. 275 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,931 And, uh, please keep a close watch over us, 276 00:09:35,956 --> 00:09:37,389 especially this year. 277 00:09:37,414 --> 00:09:38,880 Amen. 278 00:09:38,905 --> 00:09:40,524 So how did you two lovebirds meet? 279 00:09:40,549 --> 00:09:43,071 Uh, at my boy Devon's wedding. 280 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:44,923 He gave a really sweet toast. 281 00:09:44,948 --> 00:09:46,726 Yeah, the bride's grandfather was dying. 282 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,320 Low-hanging fruit. 283 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:52,422 Well, we have a funny story, too. 284 00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:54,050 - Yeah? - This little Kundalini 285 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,157 pulls into my place of business 286 00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:57,907 in a 2011 Corolla. 287 00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:00,562 I run the parts department at South Side Toyota. 288 00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:02,249 Anyway, dated for a bit, 289 00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:04,337 and, um, she got cold feet, 290 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:08,056 and then, we realized that she was, uh, pregnant. 291 00:10:08,081 --> 00:10:10,360 - Oh, my God. - What?! 292 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,259 That's amazing. 293 00:10:12,284 --> 00:10:13,853 - It's not mine. It's not mine. - What? 294 00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:16,144 It's not mine. No, no. 295 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:20,064 No, no. But I'm gonna raise him like he's mine. 296 00:10:24,487 --> 00:10:25,751 - To another Moody. - Thank you. 297 00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:27,657 - Yeah, another Moody. - There we go. 298 00:10:27,682 --> 00:10:30,540 - To another Moody. - Dan, Dan, I got you 299 00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:32,656 - that wine that you like. - Annie Leibovitz 300 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,298 gets special wine? 301 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,032 Settle down. It's a $12 Malbec. 302 00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:38,470 - It's a... Malbec? - Oh. 303 00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,235 Oh, look out. Malbec's here, 304 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,650 - everybody. Malbec? - It's a Malbec over there! 305 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,110 Who the hell are you? 306 00:10:43,135 --> 00:10:44,466 What did Brooklyn do to you? 307 00:10:44,491 --> 00:10:45,736 Telling you right now, 308 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:46,877 you are gonna want to dig into 309 00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:47,955 that Yorkshire pudding, 'cause I think 310 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,993 - it's my best batch I ever made. - Yeah. 311 00:10:50,018 --> 00:10:53,227 Looks great, Dad, but, uh, I'm kind of off carbs right now. 312 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,778 - Kind of doing a keto diet. - Wha... A what-o diet? 313 00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:58,632 That's stupid. Uh, Microbiome, they did a bunch of studies... 314 00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:59,752 You kn... know what? Let's not 315 00:10:59,776 --> 00:11:01,602 - make this a big deal. - Fake science. It's fake science. 316 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:02,627 Well, it's kind of a big deal 317 00:11:02,651 --> 00:11:05,469 because I slaved over this meal and, you know, 318 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:07,913 you know, Big Stan doesn't eat fish. I'm not complaining. 319 00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:10,555 Glad to have you here. And, you know, Bridget's off cheese, so... 320 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,509 I haven't eaten dairy since I was 12. 321 00:11:12,534 --> 00:11:14,821 And I for one do not miss those farts. 322 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,728 - Okay, don't say that at the table. - That's horrifying. 323 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:17,969 Take the paint off a wall. 324 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,427 Dan, is this why you look so trim? 325 00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,329 You look like a dancer. 326 00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:22,972 Here, try it. It's so light and fluffy. 327 00:11:22,997 --> 00:11:24,174 - I can't even describe it. - I'm good. 328 00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:25,642 I don't want any. Come on. 329 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,040 Just try it. Try the pudding. 330 00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:28,821 He doesn't want the pudding. 331 00:11:28,846 --> 00:11:31,614 Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. 332 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:33,454 - Eat the pudding. - Aw. 333 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:35,298 - Eat the pudding. - Gosh... 334 00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:36,790 Eat the pudding. 335 00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:40,335 - You don't have to eat the pudding. - All right, enough, enough, enough. 336 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,182 L-Leave him alone. The poor guy, his girlfriend just dumped him. 337 00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:44,741 Just leave him alone. 338 00:11:47,354 --> 00:11:49,788 - Ali? - Yeah, I just... 339 00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:52,204 You said her dad was sick. 340 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,468 Are you serious? What is your problem? 341 00:11:54,493 --> 00:11:55,766 - Hey. - Whoa. 342 00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,040 Don't throw my rolls. 343 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:01,376 Come on. Keto, keto. I'm protecting your keto choices. 344 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:02,867 What did you do this time? 345 00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,148 Why do you always assume it was my fault? 346 00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:07,735 Well, there must be a reason why they keep running away 347 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,430 I mean, it's Ali, Sarah, 348 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:12,298 - the tall girl I liked. - Her name was Margaret. 349 00:12:12,323 --> 00:12:14,274 - No, I think it was Kendall. - Okay, there was a Kendall. 350 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,173 But there was also a tall girl named Margaret. 351 00:12:16,198 --> 00:12:18,017 And there was a short one who was a-always vaping. 352 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,038 - Brittany... Beth. - Rumpelstiltskin? 353 00:12:20,063 --> 00:12:22,149 Oh, that must be my cookies. 354 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,767 Cookies? I brought pies. 355 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,930 It's okay. We're not gonna eat the cookies. 356 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:30,876 Welcome home, huh? 357 00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,672 Yeah, they don't love that I moved away. 358 00:12:33,697 --> 00:12:36,555 I was this close to going skiing with friends, you know? 359 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,177 - No, you weren't. - No, I wasn't. 360 00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:42,134 So, uh, what do you? 361 00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:44,384 Beside date my cousin? 362 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:46,782 I design jewelry. Look. 363 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,554 - Nice. - Which means I am a bartender, 364 00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:51,867 a nanny and pretty much always broke. 365 00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:53,344 Tell me about it. I guess, 366 00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:55,794 in the back of my mind, I always thought I could just... 367 00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:57,396 go to law school. 368 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:59,179 No. Don't say that. 369 00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:01,890 I just lost a playwright friend to dental school. 370 00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,860 - How old? - 27. 371 00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,196 So young. 372 00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:06,530 Take the LSATs. 373 00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:09,564 - You don't have to go. - Mom, were you listening? 374 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,390 No. I was cleaning up. 375 00:13:12,415 --> 00:13:14,423 - Right. - But you would have options. 376 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,852 Hey. Kitchen party, huh? 377 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:19,524 Sorry, gang. Bro time. 378 00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:23,044 Just... I... I mean I need to talk to you. 379 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,915 Malbec, follow me. 380 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,501 Maybe Ali did me a favor. 381 00:13:26,526 --> 00:13:29,326 I mean, s-she's a brand marketing consultant. 382 00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:30,876 I'm not even 100% sure what that is. 383 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:33,865 - Yeah, but that Cora, right? - W-What? What? 384 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,344 I'm just surprised Marco hasn't kicked your ass yet. 385 00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:38,170 Oh, come on. That's called being a good host. 386 00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:39,728 Uh-huh, yeah. She's a beautiful woman. 387 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:42,218 I'll give you that. Here. 388 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,099 Put this on, there, Romeo. 389 00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,444 What? No. 390 00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:48,104 - What's going on? - We're tipping the scales 391 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,579 of justice for the working man. 392 00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:53,712 Uh, I'm out. 393 00:13:53,737 --> 00:13:55,045 This is, uh, this is starting 394 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,796 to feel like a felony. 395 00:13:58,352 --> 00:14:01,685 Look, my boss owes me three weeks of overtime. 396 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,287 I need to send her a message. Plus, you owe me. 397 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:05,854 What for? 398 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,851 Abandoning me. 399 00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,968 And leaving me to take care of our elderly parents. 400 00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:12,695 Uh, they're taking care of you. 401 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,553 Especially Dad, who is always on my ass 402 00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:16,411 about joining him the damn HVAC business. 403 00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:18,023 - I'm not doing this. - Dan! 404 00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:20,214 Take this boost and get up there. 405 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,843 You're very lucky I like to climb things. 406 00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,531 There he is. 407 00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:28,787 Okay, so you'll probably find out eventually, 408 00:14:28,812 --> 00:14:30,478 but, uh, Marco and I 409 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,335 made out once when we were kids. 410 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,592 Yeah, he told me. 411 00:14:33,617 --> 00:14:35,874 - Really? What did he say? - Babe. 412 00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:38,523 - Can I talk to you for a sec? - Sure, what's up? 413 00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:41,066 Hey, so a spot just opened up at the company box 414 00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,515 for the Bulls game. CEO's gonna be there. 415 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,398 Could be some major face time, 416 00:14:45,423 --> 00:14:46,952 blow him away with my hoop knowledge, 417 00:14:46,977 --> 00:14:48,327 but I shouldn't go, right? 418 00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:50,452 'Cause I'm at a holiday party with my girl. 419 00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,568 - It's really okay. - No, it's not okay. 420 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,304 I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna abandon you here 421 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,257 with a bunch of people that you hardly even know, 422 00:14:57,282 --> 00:14:59,812 even if it is the corporate box with the six-foot subs, 423 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,256 I'm not gonna do that. 424 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:02,929 Go. I'll take an Uber. 425 00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,468 Not on my watch. 426 00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:06,425 Be an honor for Mukta and I to drive you home. 427 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,316 I'll show you a few shortcuts, 428 00:15:08,351 --> 00:15:10,585 but I'm gonna have to swear you to secrecy. 429 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,888 Last call for pie. No one's touched the pecan. 430 00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:23,131 You got to admit it... this is a pretty fantastic crime. 431 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,749 - Can I drive? - That depends, 432 00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:26,812 have you been naughty or nice? 433 00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:03,257 Oh, okay. Here we go. 434 00:16:04,577 --> 00:16:06,094 - Crap. - It's all good, it's all good. 435 00:16:06,118 --> 00:16:07,265 Let me handle this. 436 00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,954 How's it going, Santas? 437 00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:10,812 Um... 438 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,585 Wh... R-Really? 439 00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:16,097 Of course. 440 00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:19,866 Hey. What's with the getup? 441 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,391 You're not... you're never gonna believe this. 442 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,396 Dan went a head and got himself arrested. 443 00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:24,820 What? What do you mean, arrested? 444 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,438 Still trying to piece that together myself. 445 00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:28,359 Hey, sponse, there's a cop out front. 446 00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:30,734 - I'm-a lay low in the garage. - What the hell? 447 00:16:30,759 --> 00:16:31,759 Crazy. 448 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,937 - I do not believe this. - Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 449 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,288 - Sean, I got... - Please, please, I got this. 450 00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:41,468 Officer. Roger Moody. South Side Toyota. 451 00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:43,429 We service your assault vehicles, so... 452 00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:45,023 Roger, Roger. Enough. 453 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,718 This one stole a Zamboni. 454 00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:49,094 - What? - What?! Tha... 455 00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:51,351 That doesn't sound like our Danny boy. 456 00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:53,203 - Hey there, Santa. - Officer, I'm an attorney. 457 00:16:53,227 --> 00:16:54,318 I'll be handling this. 458 00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:57,469 Oh, the owner's not pressing any charges, but whichever 459 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,523 one of you is Sean Moody, you're fired. 460 00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:04,451 Okay, you tell Meg that, at the very least, 461 00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:06,163 oh, yeah, this is going to arbitration. 462 00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:08,013 - No, it's not. - You know, Dan, 463 00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:10,023 we expect this from Sean. 464 00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:11,485 - What the... hell? - Yeah. 465 00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:14,374 But I cannot understand why you're having such a hard time 466 00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,631 transitioning into adulthood. 467 00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:18,632 Okay? You can't keep a relationship. 468 00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:20,826 You're bouncing from job to job. 469 00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:22,999 You're on this weird ballerina diet. 470 00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,102 You got arrested in what could've been a class D felony. 471 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,781 I mean, you lied to us about Ali. 472 00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:30,168 - You skipped my 56th birthday. - Mm-hmm. 473 00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,805 Okay? Maybe New York is just too much for you. 474 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,974 No. No, no, I feel great in New York. 475 00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:37,884 It's here that's too much for me. 476 00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:39,752 - Here we go. - I didn't tell you about Ali 477 00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:42,847 because I knew you'd just jump down my throat. 478 00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:44,360 I got dumped. 479 00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:46,610 N-Not one of you asked how I was doing. 480 00:17:46,642 --> 00:17:48,781 We jump down your throat because that's our way of showing you 481 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,021 how much we love you, okay? 482 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,579 And-and asking you how you're doing. 483 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,360 - How you doing? - How are you doing? 484 00:17:53,385 --> 00:17:55,985 Not good. Not good. Not good. 485 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,462 Well, we can see that. 486 00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,471 You know what, may-maybe I shouldn't have come home this year. 487 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,833 Maybe I should've gone skiing with my friends. 488 00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,157 No. 489 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,969 In fact, I'm, uh, 490 00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,900 I'm gonna see if I can get a flight out, right now. 491 00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,620 You're bailing, you Christmas coward? 492 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,111 Danny, wait. 493 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:13,276 If you're heading to the airport, take Oak Lawn to 45th. 494 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,046 There's construction on Pulaski. 495 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,369 - Thanks. - It's quicker. 496 00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,064 Look at this. 497 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,214 - Open your eyes. - All right, guys. 498 00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:26,939 Puppy. 499 00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,955 - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah. 500 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:30,791 Puppy, puppy, puppy. 501 00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:35,994 All right, guys. 502 00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:39,611 All right, what're we gonna call him. Leon? 503 00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:42,494 Leon? Okay. 504 00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:47,119 Hey, guys, look, look at me. 505 00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:50,384 Look how cute you were. Makes me want to have kids. 506 00:18:50,409 --> 00:18:53,158 Merry Christmas. 507 00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:06,560 Not going skiing, then? 508 00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:08,172 Nah. 509 00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:10,556 - Can't do that to my family. - Mm. 510 00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:12,399 What's your excuse? 511 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,884 My boyfriend went to a basketball game 512 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:16,158 and left me here. 513 00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,728 Ooh, ouch. 514 00:19:17,753 --> 00:19:19,319 Got to love the holidays. 515 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,588 If it's any consolation... 516 00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:37,705 I'm sorry. I-I... 517 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,549 That was... that was really stupid. 518 00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:41,002 I shouldn't have done that. Um... 519 00:19:41,027 --> 00:19:43,430 You probably shouldn't. 520 00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:45,220 Yeah. 521 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,426 Nailed it! 522 00:19:50,451 --> 00:19:52,088 Made the CEO laugh. 523 00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:54,603 Beer came out his nose. It was awesome. 524 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,236 - Oh, hi. - What's up, cuz? 525 00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:58,517 - Hey. - Ah! 526 00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,314 Hey, I'm pretty sure I saw Scottie Pippen 527 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:01,510 - in the parking lot. - You did? 528 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,924 Yeah. I was like, "What's up, Scottie?" 529 00:20:03,949 --> 00:20:07,033 And he was like... He didn't say nothing, but... 530 00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:09,009 Oh, my God. 531 00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,705 You've outdid yourself, man. 532 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,463 Is this crust homemade? 533 00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:13,894 Who are you talking to? 534 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,728 Sean, the lights. 535 00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:17,319 I took out the recycling. 536 00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:18,676 Sean! 537 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,041 It's 24-7 around here. 538 00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,853 I have cancer. 539 00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:30,510 I'm not supposed to tell anybody. 540 00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:32,595 Breast cancer, if you can believe it. 541 00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,181 I'm having surgery right after New Year's. 542 00:20:37,942 --> 00:20:41,017 Doctor says I should be fine by bikini season. 543 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,744 You must be scared. 544 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,166 Out of my mind. 545 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,606 Mmm. Mmm. 546 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,197 - The door. - Oh, hey. 547 00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,236 - Oh, come on. - What? 548 00:21:10,261 --> 00:21:11,806 I-I'm sorry. Are you t... Are you saying something? 549 00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,431 Dan, it's 34 degrees outside. 550 00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:14,705 Open the door. 551 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,189 Oh, I'm gonna... 552 00:21:25,394 --> 00:21:28,414 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com