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<font color="#ffff80">♪ <i><b>Fixed & Synced by
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<i>On September the 5th, 1977,</i>

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<i>NASA launched the
spacecraft</i> Voyager.

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<i>Destination unknown.</i>

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<i>Its only cargo a set of records</i>

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<i>curated by American
astronomer Carl Sagan.</i>

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<i>The collection was designed
to last a billion years</i>

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<i>and potentially give
extraterrestrial life</i>

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<i>a glimpse at humankind.</i>

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<i>The records were printed
in gold-plated copper</i>

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<i>to prevent corrosion,</i>

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<i>and included
international music,</i>

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<i>greetings in 59 languages,</i>

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<i>the crashing of an ocean wave,</i>

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<i>wind through an oak tree,</i>

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<i>whale calls,</i>

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<i>the human heartbeat,</i>

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<i>and the sound of a kiss.</i>

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<i>At around 12:15 p.m.,
Central Standard Time,</i>

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<i>just as</i> Voyager <i> approached
the edge of our solar system,</i>

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<i>back on Earth, in an
unremarkable suburb,</i>

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<i>Don Truby was attempting
to log onto BangBus.com,</i>

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<i>a pornographic website
featuring young actresses</i>

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<i>in the roles of
helpless hitchhikers.</i>

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<i>However, the
accumulation of malware</i>

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<i>Don gave a brief
thought to masturbating</i>

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<i>using only his imagination,</i>

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<i>but the sheer quality and
variety of the Internet</i>

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<i>had left his brain
an inferior substitute.</i>

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<i>In order to access</i>

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<i>the limitless fountain
of pornography</i>

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<i>that he had become
accustomed to,</i>

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<i>Don would have to use the
only remaining computer</i>

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<i>in the house.</i>

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<i>The one belonging to
his 15-year-old son.</i>

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Y-O-U...

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P-O-R-N.

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<i>Don had purchased the computer
for his son's birthday.</i>

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<i>It was meant for homework.</i>

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Jesus.

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<i>He couldn't help think
back to his own childhood</i>

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<i>when he discovered his father's</i>

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<i>secret stash of magazines</i>

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<i>while searching for
a bicycle wrench</i>

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<i>in the garage.</i>

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<i>He felt a sadness
about not being a part</i>

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<i>of that moment for his son.</i>

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<i>A moment he considered to be</i>

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<i>an intrinsic part of growing up.</i>

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<i>Almost a passing of the torch.</i>

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<i>Good afternoon,
teachers and students...</i>

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<i>Just a reminder
to all students...</i>

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<i>Like many Texas high schools,</i>

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<i>the pride of East Vista
was their football program.</i>

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<i>The key to their junior
varsity team winning district</i>

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<i>was sophomore running
back Tim Mooney,</i>

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<i>a one-man scoring machine</i>

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<i>that had carried them
to victory as a freshman.</i>

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Hey.

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Of all the posters
in this school,

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I thought it was an improvement.

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You think this is funny?

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"DTF?"

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I know what DTF means.

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Tim? Come on back.

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I just thought
about it a lot and

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sports just sort
of seem a little

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pointless.

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Sports are not pointless, Tim.

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These are the best
years of your life!

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You don't just throw God's
gifts away like that.

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Well...

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But that's why you need
football right now.

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We need you on the team.

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Have you told your father?

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Yeah, yeah, he knows.

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Look. We know you're
having a tough year.

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I'm sure everything
with your parents...

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I'm sure your mom
left a mighty big hole

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in your life at home.

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How about I have a
word with your teachers

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about easing up
on your homework?

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How's that sound?

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You are seriously
skinny this year.

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Thanks. I went on this
super diet over the summer.

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In my opinion it worked. I
mean, you look really great.

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I tried not eating
one summer, but

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my boobs dropped a
size, so I quit.

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Can't be having that.

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You and Danny are
so cute together.

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Thanks! Right?

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Have you guys hooked up yet?

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Yeah! Yeah. I mean,
like, a little.

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You know I'm not,
like, a total slut.

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It's a new era for women, okay?
Just because

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I'm comfortable with my body

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and enjoy hooking up
doesn't make me a slut.

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Just this older guy I met when
my mom and I were in Florida.

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Yeah, okay.

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Check it out.

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- Was it gross?
- No.

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It wasn't that bad. It was
kind of salty, I guess.

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Did you let him, like,

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you know, finish in your mouth?

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- Allison!
- Uh...

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Yeah. How else would
I know it was salty?

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Why would you even
have him take a photo?

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I need to know what
my audience is seeing.

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Anyways, I'm just saying, it's...
It's like, uh...

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There's like a
natural progression.

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And if you don't sleep
with somebody soon

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you're gonna be completely
retarded in bed when

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you're a junior and it counts.

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My mom's here!

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See ya, bitches!

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Hi, baby!

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Oh!

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New outfit?

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Another request came in today,

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so I stopped at Hot Topic.

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It's cute, right? Ooh!

122
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Okay, you've read through
every solitary interaction

123
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I've had on every
single website, Mom.

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I think I'm safe
from "the predators."

125
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Oh, really? What is this?

126
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"U R hawt." Who is Derrick G.?

127
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Um...

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A friend of a friend?
He's an adult.

129
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So? I can't help
if some random guy

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finds my picture cute. Jeez.

131
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I can.

132
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Are you serious?

133
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Well, now we don't
have to worry about him

134
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Yeah, I'd really hate to get
any more compliments, Mom.

135
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It could really do a lot
of permanent damage.

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Honey, you know I just
do this to keep you safe.

137
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Whatever.

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I love you, sweetie.

139
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I love you, too.

140
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Okay, let me see your phone.

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<i>During these
weekly spot-checks,</i>

142
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<i>Brandy would divulge every
username and password</i>

143
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<i>she employed online.</i>

144
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<i>As an additional precaution,</i>

145
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<i>Patricia installed a
device that monitored</i>

146
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<i>and recorded every keystroke
her daughter ever made.</i>

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We got six new
subscribers today.

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That's awesome!

149
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<i>The website had been the idea</i>

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<i>of a local talent agent.</i>

151
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<i>Each time she received an
email or a new subscriber,</i>

152
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<i>Hannah felt a little bit
more like a celebrity.</i>

153
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You sure you're comfortable?
Yeah.

154
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Okay. Here we go!

155
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Hey, Dad.

156
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Tim Mooney quit.

157
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No kidding?

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Brutal.

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What kind of mother
abandons her family

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for California?

161
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I've got, like, a pretty
hard test tomorrow

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so I'm gonna go study.

163
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Yeah, "studying."

164
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What are you talking about?

165
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You know, you're gross.
He's 15.

166
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That's all I did when I was 15.

167
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Yeah, that I believe.

168
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So, how you feeling?

169
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About what?

170
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Oh, stop, he's right there.

171
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He can't hear us.

172
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What, right now?

173
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It's been almost two months.
No, it hasn't!

174
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Last time was after that
barbecue at your sister's.

175
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Okay, fine. We'll
do it tomorrow.

176
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But it's gotta be quick.

177
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Don't worry, it will be.

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<i>Chris Truby began
surfing pornography</i>

179
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<i>at the age of 10</i>

180
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<i>with a simple search
of the word "boobs."</i>

181
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<i>This somewhat innocent query
led to a series of clicks,</i>

182
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<i>and within an hour
of his first search,</i>

183
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<i>Chris was watching a
short video entitled</i>

184
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<i>"Titty Fucking Cum Queen."</i>

185
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<i>He might have thought
this video to be unusual</i>

186
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<i>had it not already been viewed
by three million others.</i>

187
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<i>By age 15,</i>

188
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<i>Chris found it difficult
to achieve an erection</i>

189
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<i>without viewing a level
of deviance that fell</i>

190
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<i>well outside societal norms.</i>

191
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,475
<i>Hey, baby. You're going to
listen to everything I say</i>

192
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,445
<i>and follow all of my instructions.
Understand?</i>

193
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,049
<i>Now, grab that cock.</i>

194
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,953
<i>Mmm. Don't squeeze too tight.
Not yet.</i>

195
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,292
There she is! Practice run late?

196
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Shepherd's pie. Yup,
we got your favorite.

197
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,237
Uh, I'm gonna do my homework.
I'll grab something later.

198
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,066
I'll make her up a plate.

199
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,911
Here you go, sweetie.

200
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,380
Thank you. Dig in.

201
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,651
Let me know if you want seconds.

202
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,259
So did you clean
up her Internet?

203
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,361
Yes, honey, I cleaned
up her Internet.

204
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<i>Since quitting football,</i>

205
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,013
<i>Tim had invested
over a thousand hours</i>

206
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<i>with his guild-mates
on various dungeons.</i>

207
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,118
<i>An incomprehensible
amount of time</i>

208
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,240
<i>for his father to imagine.</i>

209
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,757
<i>A man who had been a
first-string tailback himself,</i>

210
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,027
<i>Kent had nurtured
his son to play</i>

211
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,595
<i>since his fledgling
days in pee-wee.</i>

212
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,300
<i>Football served
as a common language</i>

213
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,036
<i>for which they had
no substitute.</i>

214
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,305
<i>Remember when you saw her</i>

215
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,307
<i>for the first time?</i>

216
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,275
<i>Kissed her lips?</i>

217
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,177
<i>Touched her soft skin?</i>

218
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:30,048
<i>Do you remember when you
said "I do" and meant it?</i>

219
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,616
<i>Well, we do, too.</i>

220
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,085
<i>But at AshleyMadison.com,</i>

221
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<i>we know that nothing
lasts forever.</i>

222
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,391
<i>And so if you are ready,
if you are truly ready,</i>

223
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<i>then we are happy to
bring you back to those</i>

224
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<i>"Remember When" experiences</i>

225
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,732
<i>with someone new,
someone exciting,</i>

226
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,567
<i>someone anxious to
rekindle their own.</i>

227
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,804
<i>AshleyMadison.com.</i>

228
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,840
Ugh.

229
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,248
<i>On September 27th, 2013,</i>

230
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,118
<i>after 36 years of space travel,</i>

231
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,353
<i>the</i> Voyager <i> finally</i>
<i>exited our solar system</i>

232
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,289
<i>and entered
uncharted territories.</i>

233
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,760
<i>But not before taking
this photo of Earth</i>

234
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,429
<i>from 3.7 billion miles away.</i>

235
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,170
<i>Yes, this is us.</i>

236
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,350
Who are you texting?

237
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,653
Just a friend from school.

238
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,590
Uh-oh, "just a
friend from school"?

239
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,125
I think my daughter
is texting a boy.

240
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,659
So what's his name?

241
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,163
I'm pretty sure you
can let me text

242
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,331
without the inquisition.

243
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,012
<i>Look who's back for more.</i>

244
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,346
<i>I know what's been
going through that</i>

245
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,648
<i>dirty little mind of yours.</i>

246
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,417
<i>Have you been following
my instructions</i>

247
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,785
<i>like a good little boy?</i>

248
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,954
<i>Good.</i>

249
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:06,757
Um, hi!

250
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,693
Hi! Hi, what is all this?

251
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,795
We're doing a national
talent search for kids,

252
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,630
ages 6 to 16,

253
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,864
who have an interest in acting.

254
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,399
Oh.

255
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,934
Do you have any
performing experience?

256
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,905
This is, like, perfect!

257
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,573
The application includes

258
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,875
just standard
profile information.

259
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:28,012
And we are also going to
want her to write an essay

260
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,548
on where she sees
herself in 10 years.

261
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,485
<i>Hannah knew that her
future would include</i>

262
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,655
<i>a large house with a
swimming pool in Los Angeles,</i>

263
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,790
<i>an expensive car
with tinted windows</i>

264
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,892
<i>to prevent paparazzi
from snapping photographs</i>

265
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,694
<i>as she went shopping,</i>

266
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,430
<i>and an attractive boyfriend
who would be famous,</i>

267
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,799
<i>but perhaps not quite
as famous as her.</i>

268
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,441
<i>She mentioned all of
this in her essay.</i>

269
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:54,071
You were so pretty up there!

270
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,407
How cool would that be!

271
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,377
To, like, actually
be on a TV show?

272
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,811
Pretty cool.

273
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,714
When I think of all the
auditions and rejection

274
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,617
and dinners and drinks
when I lived in LA...

275
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,699
For you, it could be as
simple as filling out a form.

276
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,115
Uh...

277
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,052
Hey, what's up?

278
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:43,921
Um...

279
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,890
Nothing. I just thought I'd
sit with you, if it's okay.

280
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,028
Yeah...

281
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:52,997
Okay.

282
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,109
So that took courage.

283
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:09,432
It's no big deal. I just
came over and sat down.

284
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:11,515
I mean quitting football.

285
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:13,551
Oh.

286
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,655
Yeah, I guess so.

287
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,486
How'd you know
about that, anyway?

288
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,594
Seriously?

289
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,730
Like, everybody knows.

290
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,092
There's an article
and everything.

291
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,671
Why... Why'd you quit?

292
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,074
I just realized...

293
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:39,877
It didn't matter.

294
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,647
Well, just like that?

295
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,950
Do you know <i> Pale Blue
Dot</i> by Carl Sagan?

296
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,085
Uh...

297
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,753
I've heard of Carl Sagan.

298
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,021
It's just... It's about how...

299
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:53,824
We're just made up of

300
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,494
billions of molecules.

301
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,029
Like, the same molecules
that have been around

302
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,698
since the Big Bang.

303
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,868
And they'll be around
until eventually

304
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,536
the universe crunches
into nothing.

305
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:09,940
I find that comforting.

306
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,677
Okay.

307
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,680
The actions of, like,
Hitler, Gandhi,

308
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,522
Jesus Christ, mean
absolutely nothing, then...

309
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,333
It's no big deal if I
don't play football.

310
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,728
It's no big deal
if I come over here

311
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:31,730
and I sit at your table.

312
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,939
<i>There were many other
things that Tim wished</i>

313
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:42,941
<i>to share with Brandy.</i>

314
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,777
<i>Most notably, that his
mother had left him</i>

315
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,245
<i>and his father for California</i>

316
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,914
<i>at the beginning of the summer</i>

317
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,916
<i>and had kept in touch
mainly through Facebook.</i>

318
00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:54,618
<i>But he resisted.</i>

319
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,023
<i>While he knew, cosmically,
that nothing mattered,</i>

320
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,058
<i>he also realized
that something about</i>

321
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,326
<i>talking to Brandy did matter,</i>

322
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,828
<i>at least to him.</i>

323
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:05,830
<i>And this was enough.</i>

324
00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:05,289
So, what do you think the chances
are of Timmy coming back out?

325
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,157
Yeah, I don't know.

326
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,159
His heart just didn't seem
to be into it, you know?

327
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,761
I'm hoping it's a phase, but

328
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,064
this divorce has been, you know,

329
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,399
it's been rough on both of us.

330
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:16,800
I know you have no perspective,

331
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,268
fresh wounds and all, but

332
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,270
right now you can hit anything.

333
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,840
Yeah, well... I'm just not in
the hitting mood, you know.

334
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:24,675
Oof! What a waste.

335
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,884
Red, red, go, white, white!

336
00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,153
White, white. Go, red, red!

337
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,721
Red, white.

338
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:38,889
Cute.

339
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,362
Red, white, white, all
together, let's fight!

340
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,730
Go red, red...

341
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,360
God!

342
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:26,864
Hope you can make it, ma'am.

343
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,147
Ready? Hut.

344
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,528
Hey!

345
00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:01,999
Hey, you were, uh... You were
pretty awesome out there.

346
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,967
- Thanks.
- You're cute, too.

347
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:11,721
Shouldn't have been that close.

348
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,481
<i>All right, guys, hey.
Here we go.</i>

349
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,316
What I want you to do
is look at this number

350
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,140
and tell me what
it means to you.

351
00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:27,057
Yeah, go ahead.

352
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,459
It's the day the
terrorists attacked

353
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,927
the World Trade Center?

354
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,161
That's right, Regina.

355
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,863
Other than the attack
on Pearl Harbor,

356
00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,164
it's the only time a foreign
force attacked anything

357
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,066
on U.S. soil.

358
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,868
So what I want you to do
is, I want you to pair off

359
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:38,902
and you're gonna find
someone to interview

360
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,571
that remembers that day.

361
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:42,873
All right, on Friday, we're
gonna give a presentation

362
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,315
on how that day
changed our country.

363
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,452
<i>Allison Doss had
developed a crush</i>

364
00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,288
<i>on Brandon Lender
in seventh grade.</i>

365
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,990
<i>It had been her greatest hope</i>

366
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,226
<i>that he would be her first kiss.</i>

367
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,996
<i>Brandon remained the object
of Allison's affection</i>

368
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,565
<i>despite having once
said, within earshot,</i>

369
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,267
<i>"I'd fuck her if I
could find the hole."</i>

370
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,403
<i>Mmm, watch me.</i>

371
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,442
<i>I can tease you right back.</i>

372
00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,309
Mmm.

373
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:06,583
Mmm...

374
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,661
Perky.

375
00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:32,242
No tattoos.

376
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,315
Pussy is...

377
00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:41,771
<i>So, Liz, I'm hoping you
got a chance to implement</i>

378
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,406
<i>some of the Internet
safety protocol</i>

379
00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:44,741
<i>we talked about last week.</i>

380
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:47,344
<i>Um, yeah.</i>

381
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,780
Uh, I think we're doing good.
I think my kids are safe.

382
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,502
So, you have all your
daughter's passwords?

383
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,484
Oh, hi.

384
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,620
Sorry to interrupt.

385
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:59,923
Uh, my name's Kent.

386
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,292
Is this about the
video games and stuff?

387
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,934
Oh, yeah, have a seat.
Hi, Kent. Welcome.

388
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:09,366
Donna, why don't you tell us
what brought you here tonight?

389
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,334
Thanks. Um, well,

390
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,436
my daughter is getting to an age

391
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:15,772
where she's starting to develop.

392
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,876
And, you know, I was
just wondering, um,

393
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:24,314
what the laws were about

394
00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:26,716
what you can and can't
post on the Internet.

395
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,818
That's an excellent question.
Because in our state,

396
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,921
the laws are far more
lenient than they should be.

397
00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:33,290
They are? Yeah.

398
00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,192
If someone is sending
photos to your daughter...

399
00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:36,526
Well, um...

400
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:40,730
Yes, but I'm also actually
wondering about if...

401
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,400
If she were to send her own.

402
00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,738
Like, if she were to
take a picture of herself

403
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,740
in a bathing suit

404
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,409
or underwear or, you know...

405
00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,444
Oh, I see.

406
00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,383
Donna, I know our kids aren't
thinking about their futures.

407
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:01,585
Hannah's very driven.

408
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:03,253
I bet she is.

409
00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:06,389
Before you go, I want
to give you a pamphlet

410
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,824
about the dangers of selfies.

411
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,793
Great.

412
00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,728
- Thanks, that's helpful.
- Okay.

413
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:14,931
Okay. Um...

414
00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:17,867
Uh...

415
00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:24,474
Did you guys know anyone
who was, um, inside?

416
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,676
Like, in it? Like actually
inside one of the buildings?

417
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,245
No...

418
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:31,314
We had friends who
were in New York,

419
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:33,416
but no one got hurt.

420
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,252
Somehow that didn't
make it any less scary.

421
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:36,853
Um, how...

422
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,855
How did you guys, like, find out

423
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,490
that 9/11 was happening
and everything?

424
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,293
Oh, yeah, did you
get a text or what?

425
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,695
No. There were no texts.

426
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:49,532
The reason we got cell phones

427
00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:51,968
was to make sure we could
get ahold of each other

428
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,637
in case it ever happened again.

429
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:54,804
Yeah, that's when
everything changed.

430
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,273
Yeah.

431
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,275
Okay. Where... Where was I?

432
00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:01,878
You were in your room.
Sleeping.

433
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,882
We didn't know if
we should wake you.

434
00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,984
Yeah, we wanted to hide it
from you as long as possible.

435
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,486
And what were you guys doing?

436
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,626
Honey?

437
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:18,862
Want to take this one?

438
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,964
Yeah, we were, uh,

439
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:21,966
getting ready for work.

440
00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:25,468
I'm pretty sure that we
need some poster board

441
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,736
or something to put this on.

442
00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,640
Uh, yeah.

443
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,676
But not, like, with
the Twin Towers

444
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,377
blowing up or
whatever or anything.

445
00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:38,014
No, I don't know, with like
some, uh, police officers or

446
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,651
firemen. Totally patriotic.

447
00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:48,825
I like that one.

448
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,959
He's hot.

449
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,798
Gonna have to clear my
history after this.

450
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,635
What kind of things you got
hidden in your history?

451
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:03,073
Oh, you know, just
photos and things for

452
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,675
inspiration.

453
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,815
Shit. I gotta go.

454
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,086
Well, I'll just

455
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,556
finish this.

456
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,558
Here.

457
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:31,034
Bookmark this shit
for the next time

458
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,135
you need inspiration.

459
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:39,843
<i>And, Kent?</i>

460
00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:43,079
You said something
about video games?

461
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,883
Uh, yeah, my son's
pretty into them.

462
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,618
They're very dangerous.

463
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:49,986
It doesn't matter what you read,

464
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,688
how many studies claim
that they're harmless,

465
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,923
I can show you better studies
that claim the contrary.

466
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,526
Well, he's on the
computer a lot.

467
00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:59,829
<i>Guild Wars,</i> I think?

468
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,765
That's one of the worst ones.

469
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,767
A couple in China played
<i>Guild Wars</i> so much

470
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,889
they neglected their baby
and it died of dehydration.

471
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,776
I'm sure that's, uh,
an extreme example, no?

472
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,544
I can show you how to
uninstall the game.

473
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,179
Uh, you know, I was really
just looking to see if

474
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,847
you knew what the game was like.

475
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,149
I do know what it's like, Kent.

476
00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:20,717
It's a virtual world.

477
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:24,087
Your son has created
an avatar of himself.

478
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:26,489
An avatar is an icon

479
00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,291
I saw the movie, yeah.
Or a representation...

480
00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:30,927
Well, then you know
that an avatar is often

481
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:31,961
demonic or evil-looking.

482
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,666
When he's plugged in, your son

483
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,635
thinks that that world,
the world of <i> Guild Wars,</i>

484
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:39,637
is the real world.

485
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,505
Our world doesn't
matter anymore.

486
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,541
His friends don't matter.

487
00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:46,743
School doesn't matter.

488
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,112
You don't matter.

489
00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,450
"All I know is, you
don't matter, Kent."

490
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:55,218
I don't matter!
"You don't matter."

491
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:58,822
"Your truck doesn't matter.
Your son doesn't matter!

492
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,224
"And that is why I
have installed a camera

493
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:03,626
"in my daughter's brain
and a seven-digit PIN code

494
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,128
"on her vagina.

495
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,530
"And if you'd like, I can
show you all how to do it."

496
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,536
Hey, um...

497
00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:15,738
Do...

498
00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,675
Do you want to go out to
dinner or something or...

499
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,211
Or drinks?

500
00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,147
Or coffee?

501
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:27,217
Or what?

502
00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,519
I think I went
through everything

503
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,954
you could do on a first date.

504
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,223
A date.

505
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,792
Is that cool? Yeah.

506
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:37,794
Yeah? Yeah.

507
00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:30,707
Hey, buddy.

508
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:32,382
How's it going? Hey, Dad.

509
00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:36,279
Did you, uh...

510
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,347
Did you have a good night?

511
00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:38,509
Yeah, we just did a dungeon.

512
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,083
Oh.

513
00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:42,186
Did you win?

514
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,720
Yeah.

515
00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:45,254
All right, well...

516
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,324
Don't stay up too late, okay?

517
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,960
Okay. All right.

518
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:14,884
<i>It's weird, huh?</i>

519
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,254
How long ago that all seems?

520
00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,156
Mmm.

521
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,328
Yeah, a school report.

522
00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,131
How old are we?

523
00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:42,045
I love you.

524
00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:47,150
I love you.

525
00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,789
You remember what we were
doing that morning, right?

526
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:53,890
Yeah.

527
00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:03,332
Come on.

528
00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:57,955
Do you ever get nervous?

529
00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:00,389
About what?

530
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,394
No.

531
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,964
I just think 'cause...

532
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,646
How come you didn't
respond to my message?

533
00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:11,834
What message?

534
00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:15,104
I wrote you on Facebook, like...

535
00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:18,374
Listen, you can
be honest with me.

536
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:20,977
Are you sure it was me?

537
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:23,513
Yeah, pretty sure.

538
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,353
Fuck. What?

539
00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:33,022
Uh, my mom.

540
00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:37,026
She checks my Facebook,
my emails, my texts.

541
00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:39,068
She must have just deleted
it before I even saw it.

542
00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:42,778
Isn't that, like, against
the law or something?

543
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,302
She thinks she's protecting me.

544
00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:50,873
Is she watching us right now?

545
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,244
No. She just tracks me online.

546
00:46:57,281 --> 00:46:58,514
Seems a little psycho.

547
00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:05,221
Um...

548
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,056
I have a secret.

549
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,159
A Tumblr account.

550
00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:12,528
And it's, like,

551
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,966
the only place I can go to
where I can just be myself.

552
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:21,370
It's not even really me.
Sometimes I just

553
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,307
cut and paste stuff
from other sites or

554
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:26,509
write something just to see

555
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:27,991
what it feels like
to type the words.

556
00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:32,248
How does it make you feel?

557
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,851
At first,

558
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,487
it's kind of like I'm
wearing a costume.

559
00:47:41,558 --> 00:47:42,558
And then,

560
00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:45,394
after long enough,

561
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:49,232
I...

562
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,413
I just forget that it's not me.

563
00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:58,641
Um...

564
00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:00,409
Here.

565
00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:13,089
Nobody knows about it.
Not even my mom.

566
00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:16,392
So if you get a message
from that account,

567
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,394
you know it's me.

568
00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:21,130
My mom ran off to California

569
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,967
with this douchebag
named Greg Cherry.

570
00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:30,373
They just got engaged.

571
00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,181
She hasn't told my dad.

572
00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:45,154
It's fucked.

573
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,190
Well,

574
00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,061
I'm sorry.

575
00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,197
Hey, ladies. Oh, my God.
Fuck off.

576
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:41,010
I didn't know your brother was
friends with Brandon Lender.

577
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:44,113
Oh, yeah. I guess.

578
00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:45,581
I mean, they're both
starters on the varsity squad

579
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,416
or something, so, I don't know.

580
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,118
He's a big old
bitch, if you ask me.

581
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,221
Oh, they're both bitches.

582
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,263
Yeah. Wasn't Brandon a total
dick to you last year?

583
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:55,725
That was last year.

584
00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,660
I mean, we were freshmen.

585
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:59,228
And now you're smokin'.

586
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,763
He done fucked up. Oh,
my God, who cares!

587
00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:03,165
Let's just watch <i> Breaking Amish.
</i> Please?

588
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,134
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

589
00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,169
Okay, we literally watch
that every time we come over.

590
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,270
Uh, yeah, Brooke, we're
gonna keep watching it

591
00:50:08,272 --> 00:50:11,073
till my DVR wears out and dies.

592
00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:13,275
I don't even know why they
make other TV shows anymore.

593
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:33,095
Hey. Hey.

594
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:35,431
Where's everybody else?

595
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:39,268
They went to the store.
They needed <i> mas</i> beverages.

596
00:50:48,279 --> 00:50:49,479
You can sit down if you want.

597
00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:59,488
A <i> Biggest Loser</i> diet or
some shit over summer, huh?

598
00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:03,292
Just kind of started
watching what I ate.

599
00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:06,195
Yeah? Well, it shows. You're,
like, a serious piece.

600
00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:09,231
Have you hooked up
with anyone yet?

601
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,833
A little.

602
00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:14,403
Yeah? Totally could now.

603
00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:17,173
Cool. Thanks.

604
00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:45,501
Wait, um...

605
00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:47,703
Should we...

606
00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:52,308
Like... Oh, yeah. So, uh,

607
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:55,611
the first time, it's gonna
hurt a little bit, but

608
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:57,113
it's just something
you kinda have to do

609
00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:58,955
to get it over with. You
know what I'm saying?

610
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:01,550
Right. Um...

611
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:05,221
Maybe we should just,
like, you know...

612
00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,656
Okay, look. We can
stop if you want,

613
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,692
but eventually you're
gonna have to do it.

614
00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:12,428
But I'm not like a rapist
or some shit, so...

615
00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:21,170
Okay.

616
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,406
No, no, it's okay.

617
00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:26,408
Okay. Yeah.

618
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,572
I'm gonna head out
and see my sister

619
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:06,275
this afternoon.

620
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:08,244
You know how she gets
with all her complaining,

621
00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,745
she'll probably want
to talk my ear off

622
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,815
until we're both drunk
on red wine and pass out.

623
00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:15,417
So I think I'll just end
up staying the night.

624
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,321
Just want to give
you a heads up.

625
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:20,923
Okay.

626
00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:25,628
Maybe...

627
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:30,699
I'll call Kent, go out

628
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,934
for some beers tonight. Yeah.

629
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,603
You haven't done
that in a while.

630
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,925
I'm sure he could
use the company.

631
00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:39,441
Good idea.

632
00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,817
Yeah, I should be able to
get something like that

633
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,052
together for you immediately.

634
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:25,988
Thank you.

635
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,324
Okay.

636
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,359
Okay, thank you. Talk soon.

637
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,895
I'm gonna be on TV!

638
00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:33,962
First they need a
video of you doing

639
00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:35,597
some acting, cheerleading,

640
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:36,765
stuff around the house...

641
00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:39,735
Mom, this is it.

642
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,036
Well, honey, it's a next step.

643
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,940
<i>Despite days of trying,</i>

644
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:47,876
<i>Chris Truby struggled
to become fully aroused</i>

645
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,558
<i>while navigating
Hannah Clint's website.</i>

646
00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:54,116
<i>He couldn't imagine suggesting</i>

647
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,818
<i>the kinds of explicit fantasies</i>

648
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:58,020
<i>he had witnessed online to her,</i>

649
00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,822
<i>and feared he had
come to rely on them.</i>

650
00:56:04,594 --> 00:56:06,362
<i>In an effort to fix</i>

651
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:09,631
<i>what should come naturally
to any 15-year-old boy,</i>

652
00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:12,034
<i>Chris employed a technique
designed to help men</i>

653
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,470
<i>reassociate arousal with
traditional intercourse.</i>

654
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,808
So, I was gonna go to Lauren's
house to watch a movie.

655
00:56:20,076 --> 00:56:21,410
Now?

656
00:56:21,978 --> 00:56:23,879
Yeah. It's late.

657
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,148
Well, how're you
gonna get there?

658
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:27,390
I was just gonna take my bike.

659
00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:30,085
No, I'll take you.

660
00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:31,787
You seem like you're
doing important work.

661
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,455
I don't wanna distract
you or anything.

662
00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:34,590
I can just go.

663
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:39,128
Okay.

664
00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:43,899
Okay.

665
00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:46,969
But take your phone, honey.

666
00:56:49,939 --> 00:56:51,507
So I can track you.

667
00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:55,811
Got it.

668
00:57:19,135 --> 00:57:20,502
Ooh. Okay.

669
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:24,500
Angelique?

670
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,172
Angelique?

671
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,177
Are you "BoredWife"?

672
00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:37,613
Yeah.

673
00:58:37,881 --> 00:58:39,214
Hi. Hi.

674
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:42,518
"SecretLuvur"?

675
00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,222
Oh, God. At your service.

676
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,692
You must be Don. Hi.

677
00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:51,994
You're cute.

678
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:53,962
Thank you.

679
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,534
Do you want to sit, Don?

680
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,969
Okay. Sure.

681
00:59:10,013 --> 00:59:12,253
I don't really know how this
is all supposed to go down.

682
00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:17,119
Well, we can finish our drinks

683
00:59:17,121 --> 00:59:18,401
and then we can go on our date.

684
00:59:18,621 --> 00:59:19,621
I'll have a cosmo.

685
00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:22,057
Excuse me. The lady
would like a cosmo.

686
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:23,059
I heard her.

687
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,895
So much for incognito.
Yeah, right?

688
00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:30,599
Have you never done this before?

689
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:33,902
No, I don't do
this kind of thing.

690
00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:36,772
No, no, no.

691
00:59:38,007 --> 00:59:39,007
I...

692
00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:43,211
I mean, is this what we're...
Is this okay?

693
00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:45,213
Oh, you're more than okay.

694
00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:47,716
I know you said
that on the phone,

695
00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:48,998
but a lot of guys just say that.

696
00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:51,954
Why? Why would they do that?

697
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,296
They think it makes
me feel special.

698
00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:59,328
That's just so weird.

699
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,065
I don't know. I mean, maybe
this is just too crazy.

700
01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:04,166
No, no, no, look, look.

701
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:08,503
I don't want you to think
that you have to do

702
01:00:08,805 --> 01:00:09,805
anything tonight.

703
01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,381
There are no rules to
this kind of thing.

704
01:00:15,878 --> 01:00:17,112
But you seem really nice.

705
01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:24,252
And you're fine as hell.

706
01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:31,793
It is, isn't it?
It's your first time.

707
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,164
Isn't it obvious?

708
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,703
You want to go upstairs?
Thank you.

709
01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:19,374
So, um,

710
01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:22,344
you're a photographer?

711
01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:24,012
Hmm?

712
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,047
I see you, um,

713
01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:28,283
taking photos at the
games and stuff.

714
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:29,285
Mmm.

715
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:31,853
No, it's just a hobby.

716
01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:34,890
We use the photos on
Hannah's acting website.

717
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:35,924
Oh.

718
01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:37,459
Well,

719
01:01:38,294 --> 01:01:40,262
she's lucky she has a mother

720
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:42,030
who's, you know,
"in the business."

721
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:44,800
Tell me about it.

722
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:46,968
I got my first
headshots by this guy

723
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,370
up in Garland. Yeah.

724
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:50,272
What a creep.

725
01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:52,941
Told me not to forget my
swimsuit and aerobics outfit.

726
01:01:52,943 --> 01:01:54,223
I hope you told him to fuck off.

727
01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,012
I wish.

728
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,081
I was 18. I didn't know.

729
01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:02,184
I hate those photos.

730
01:02:03,052 --> 01:02:05,987
Well, at least, you know,

731
01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:08,109
Hannah has someone to keep
her out of trouble, right?

732
01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:10,959
Yeah.

733
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:12,828
I suppose.

734
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:18,066
She's actually up for
this reality show.

735
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,468
Wow.

736
01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,103
Yeah. It's kind of
a talent search.

737
01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,238
Could be fun. Yeah.

738
01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:26,281
It's in Hollywood,
so if she gets it

739
01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:29,277
maybe she'll meet her father.

740
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,250
He was this producer that I met

741
01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,652
when I went out
there to be a star.

742
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,987
Oh, yeah, got it.

743
01:02:40,323 --> 01:02:41,757
I came back five months pregnant

744
01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:42,924
with this Mercedes
that he bought me

745
01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:44,286
and a monthly child
support check.

746
01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:48,368
To be fair, he never missed a
payment on either of them. Mmm.

747
01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:51,099
Hollywood's loss, I guess.

748
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,404
Isn't that where Lydia moved?
Yeah, she's, um,

749
01:02:57,306 --> 01:02:58,974
going out with some, uh,

750
01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:01,543
guy named Greg Cherry.

751
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,781
Really, I mean "Greg Cherry"?

752
01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:07,115
What kind of name
is that, you know?

753
01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,917
It's a pretty lame one. It is.

754
01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:13,274
So when did you start thinking
differently about her?

755
01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:15,857
Honestly?

756
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:18,827
I know this is gonna...

757
01:03:20,863 --> 01:03:22,798
Sound like a pickup line
or something, but, um,

758
01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:27,335
meeting you was kind
of a big deal for me.

759
01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:31,506
I mean, um,

760
01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:32,874
you know, for the past year

761
01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:37,245
pretty much every night I'd just

762
01:03:39,048 --> 01:03:40,949
go to bed and watch TV and

763
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:44,586
wonder what she was doing.

764
01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:49,057
But for the past week,

765
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,468
I go to bed and wonder
what you're doing.

766
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,601
I'm sorry. That was way
too much, wasn't it?

767
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,203
No.

768
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:03,571
It was actually pretty great.

769
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,450
I've slept with guys for less.

770
01:04:08,945 --> 01:04:10,045
Oh.

771
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:11,913
Sorry.

772
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:16,184
Do you wanna hear about what I
do for a living or something?

773
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,466
You can tell me if you want to.

774
01:04:19,155 --> 01:04:21,590
I'm an account services
manager at Stanley.

775
01:04:23,226 --> 01:04:25,594
And what does an account
services manager do?

776
01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:27,863
I coordinate

777
01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:32,634
daily service sales activities

778
01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:35,604
regarding distributors.

779
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,909
I also, uh,

780
01:04:40,911 --> 01:04:43,111
manage relationships
with various accounts and

781
01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:49,150
I occasionally assist with
marketing programs relating to

782
01:04:50,953 --> 01:04:52,120
distributors.

783
01:04:53,289 --> 01:04:54,489
It sounds really complicated.

784
01:04:55,124 --> 01:04:56,524
Nah, it isn't.

785
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,967
Oh, wow.

786
01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:08,270
You have such a huge dick!

787
01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,604
<i>Don presumed his penis to be</i>

788
01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:11,439
<i>of an average size.</i>

789
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,242
<i>If his dick had,
in fact, been huge,</i>

790
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,364
<i>he would probably have heard
about it by this point.</i>

791
01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,085
Oh.

792
01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:26,488
You like that?

793
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:29,491
Do you?

794
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,361
Yeah.

795
01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:37,165
What's the matter?

796
01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:39,668
You a scared little girl?

797
01:05:41,337 --> 01:05:42,370
A little.

798
01:05:45,141 --> 01:05:46,141
No.

799
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:48,710
I'm excited.

800
01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,483
I want it.

801
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:56,485
Where do you want it?

802
01:05:58,621 --> 01:05:59,621
In my mouth.

803
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,057
Mmm...

804
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:03,059
Maybe half of it?

805
01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:05,727
No.

806
01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:08,029
I want it all.

807
01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:14,069
I want...

808
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:18,306
I want that big penis of yours.

809
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,141
Um...

810
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,243
That's right. I want it.
I want your dick.

811
01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:23,745
Oh, attagirl.

812
01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:29,484
I want you to destroy me
with your big fucking cock.

813
01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:32,087
Oh, fuck, yeah.

814
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:40,429
You still in here?

815
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,063
Yes, I am.

816
01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:43,791
You've been at it for hours.

817
01:06:44,133 --> 01:06:45,500
I know.

818
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,203
I can't find anything.
We're lucky.

819
01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:51,639
Then maybe you should

820
01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:52,921
take it easy on her for a while.

821
01:06:54,143 --> 01:06:55,477
Maybe I'll just call
her and make sure

822
01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,112
everything's okay at
Lauren's, and then I'll...

823
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,614
You just checked her
entire computer, right?

824
01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:03,618
Doing whatever it is you do,
checking her email or MySpace.

825
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,387
You said yourself she's
clean as a whistle.

826
01:07:07,123 --> 01:07:08,523
Just let her be a
teenager tonight.

827
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,402
That was cool.

828
01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:57,138
Yeah.

829
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:35,844
Was that okay? Yeah,
you were great.

830
01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:40,281
So, you still have a little
over half an hour left

831
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:42,417
if you want to take
a break, go again...

832
01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,021
You think maybe we could just

833
01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:51,626
lie in the bed together and
maybe you put your head

834
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,194
on my chest or something?

835
01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:55,697
Yeah, that's fine.

836
01:09:09,678 --> 01:09:12,347
Damn, baby, that was something.

837
01:09:36,739 --> 01:09:37,739
Call me tomorrow.

838
01:09:49,285 --> 01:09:50,518
Hey.

839
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,520
She never called.

840
01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,354
What?

841
01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:55,590
That's weird.

842
01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:57,358
Maybe there's something
wrong with my phone.

843
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,294
I should call my mom and
make sure she's okay.

844
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,577
Relax. Maybe she's having sex
or something with your dad.

845
01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:04,232
Huh.

846
01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:50,878
<i>Next weekend is our
arch-rival, Irving.</i>

847
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,715
<i>We want a sea of red and blue</i>

848
01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,237
<i>when we go up against
the Aardvarks.</i>

849
01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,585
<i>Go, Olympians!</i>

850
01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,822
Go, Olympians!

851
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,258
Dumb bitch.

852
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:05,927
What was that?

853
01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,329
I said we lost
because of you, fag.

854
01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,330
How could you have
lost because of me

855
01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:10,765
if I wasn't even there?

856
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,567
That's why it's your
fault, you fuckface.

857
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,269
We could lose district.

858
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:16,871
- Who cares?
- Everybody cares.

859
01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:17,873
Everybody!

860
01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:20,121
All right, yeah, whatever.

861
01:11:22,911 --> 01:11:23,911
Ah! God.

862
01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:42,363
Fucker! Fuck you!

863
01:11:42,731 --> 01:11:43,731
Fuck you!

864
01:11:58,647 --> 01:11:59,807
So what do you want to know?

865
01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:02,944
What do you want to tell me?

866
01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:09,423
What's important in
your life right now?

867
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:12,927
I don't...

868
01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:16,564
Um, my dad wants me
to play football.

869
01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:17,765
Mmm-hmm.

870
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,047
How do you feel about football?

871
01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:24,785
I don't know, it just seems
kind of pointless to me.

872
01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:28,109
Okay. Uh, what are
some of the things

873
01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,111
that aren't pointless?

874
01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:34,015
I don't know. I
play <i> Guild Wars.</i>

875
01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:36,751
Is that a Nintendo game?

876
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:39,821
Uh, no, it's an MMORPG.

877
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,358
It's a role-playing
game online.

878
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,960
You play with millions
of other players.

879
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,728
Oh.

880
01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:48,129
And you're probably pretty
good at this game, right?

881
01:12:48,697 --> 01:12:49,697
Yeah, I guess.

882
01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:53,534
It's not really about skill.

883
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:54,602
It's more about how much time
you put into it, you know.

884
01:12:54,604 --> 01:12:56,571
Hmm.

885
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:58,740
And, uh, the people
you play this with,

886
01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:00,062
they're your friends
from school?

887
01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:02,577
Oh, no. No.

888
01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:05,513
They're just my
friends from the game.

889
01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:07,195
Like, I've never
actually met them in R.L.

890
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,483
R.L.?

891
01:13:09,752 --> 01:13:11,452
R.L.? In real life.

892
01:13:13,522 --> 01:13:15,857
Do you have friends in R.L.?

893
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,527
Um, no. Uh...

894
01:13:20,162 --> 01:13:21,629
I used to have a lot,

895
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:23,064
but once I stopped
playing football

896
01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,226
I sort of lost most of them.

897
01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:30,838
There's a girl, though.

898
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,408
Oh, nice.

899
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:36,444
Is she in R.L.?

900
01:13:37,613 --> 01:13:38,613
Uh, yeah.

901
01:13:41,183 --> 01:13:42,183
She's pretty cool.

902
01:13:46,488 --> 01:13:47,889
Have you seen <i> Pale Blue Dot?</i>

903
01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:50,925
Is that a movie or a video game?

904
01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,194
No, it's, uh...

905
01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,762
It's this thing,
this YouTube video.

906
01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:57,899
And it basically challenges
our existence and

907
01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,701
whether or not we matter.

908
01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:06,507
Do you believe anything matters?

909
01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:15,450
On a grand scale? Uh...

910
01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,955
I think if I
disappeared tomorrow,

911
01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:26,166
the universe wouldn't
really notice.

912
01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,225
What?

913
01:14:58,694 --> 01:14:59,734
Can I show you something?

914
01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:03,898
Uh, yeah, well, I'm kind of busy.
Just send me a pic.

915
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,714
What's up?

916
01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,550
I only have a minute, but
I just wanted to make sure

917
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,632
you weren't chained up in
the basement or something.

918
01:15:59,087 --> 01:16:00,688
Oh, and this.

919
01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,157
Hey, baby.

920
01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:48,262
What happened?

921
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:51,198
We don't know, baby.

922
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,367
The doctor said someone found you
at school. You were bleeding.

923
01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,835
Hi. I feel fine.

924
01:17:56,838 --> 01:17:58,038
How are you feeling, Allison?

925
01:17:58,707 --> 01:17:59,707
Okay, I guess.

926
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,382
Am I, like, okay, though?

927
01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:04,011
Short answer is yes.

928
01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:05,946
Long answer is, it's a
little more complicated.

929
01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:07,848
Okay, what does that even mean?
Let him talk.

930
01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,450
It means I need to
tell you a few things

931
01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:10,812
that might seem a
little shocking.

932
01:18:12,087 --> 01:18:14,167
But just keep in mind your
daughter's gonna be fine.

933
01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:16,791
Okay. Okay.

934
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:19,126
Allison, you had what's
called an ectopic pregnancy

935
01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:22,096
and it spontaneously aborted.
What?

936
01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:24,231
What? You were pregnant?
How can that even happen?

937
01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:26,367
I'm sorry, Daddy.
Don't "Daddy" me!

938
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:27,868
The most important
thing to remember is

939
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,036
your daughter's okay.

940
01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:32,039
Um, there was a
fertilized egg growing

941
01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,341
in one of Allison's
fallopian tubes.

942
01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:36,243
This can be quite dangerous,
especially if it ruptures.

943
01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,365
It can be life-threatening.

944
01:18:38,747 --> 01:18:40,627
You're actually lucky
that it ended on its own.

945
01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:45,486
You seem to be
malnourished, and I believe

946
01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,769
that's why your body wasn't
able to handle the pregnancy.

947
01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,293
Can I go home?

948
01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:54,576
Yeah, but I'd like to keep you
overnight for observation.

949
01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:57,998
We're gonna keep you on
some fluids for hydration

950
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,400
and keep you monitored.

951
01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:01,562
If you all need anything,
please have a nurse page me.

952
01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:17,284
Are you angry with me?

953
01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:20,354
I can't believe...

954
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:22,990
I just...

955
01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:28,129
I need a little air.

956
01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:41,408
<i>I'm Hannah Clint</i>

957
01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:43,944
<i>and I'm all about
keepin' it cooking.</i>

958
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:48,015
<i>And I'm all about cheering.</i>

959
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,984
This is pretty great.
Yeah, uh...

960
01:19:49,986 --> 01:19:53,120
So, I was thinking maybe we
could cut some of the dancing

961
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,421
since it's similar
to the cheering. No.

962
01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:55,823
No, the dance is important.

963
01:19:57,192 --> 01:20:00,027
Okay, I'll just make some
cuts here and there then.

964
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:01,462
Cool.

965
01:20:02,998 --> 01:20:06,066
You are actually
pretty good at this.

966
01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:09,570
Maybe I can take you
with me one day.

967
01:20:10,839 --> 01:20:12,273
You could be my personal editor.

968
01:20:16,111 --> 01:20:17,351
Wait, my parents are still up.

969
01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:19,180
We can be quiet.

970
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,120
One sec.

971
01:20:55,217 --> 01:20:56,283
Do you want me to help?

972
01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,253
No. Uh, one sec.

973
01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:27,081
That's good. Okay.

974
01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:31,418
Mmm.

975
01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:39,593
Do... Do you want me...

976
01:21:40,295 --> 01:21:41,328
One sec.

977
01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:47,968
Are you gonna move or I...

978
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,904
Yeah.

979
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:55,109
Don't you have to,
like, have sex?

980
01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:03,651
I'll move then. No, wait.

981
01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:08,289
Put it back in.

982
01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:10,658
Fuck...

983
01:22:23,171 --> 01:22:24,705
Is there something
I'm doing wrong?

984
01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:31,145
No. I don't know.

985
01:22:39,721 --> 01:22:40,721
I'm sorry.

986
01:22:48,663 --> 01:22:50,998
I guess I should
text my mom then.

987
01:23:28,436 --> 01:23:31,305
Lucky fucker! How
are those titties?

988
01:23:31,307 --> 01:23:32,707
Did you get your
dick between them?

989
01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:36,210
No. Dude. What a waste.

990
01:23:37,312 --> 01:23:39,713
Jesus, dude, when were
you gonna tell me?

991
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,755
Well, you know, I was trying
to keep it on the D.L.

992
01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:44,385
You can show me
photos of trannies

993
01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:46,227
but you can't tell me
you nailed Hannah Clint?

994
01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:01,769
Hey.

995
01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:04,671
Hey.

996
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:09,476
So, like, what's the deal?

997
01:24:11,679 --> 01:24:13,547
What do you mean?

998
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,449
I mean, we haven't
even talked since

999
01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:17,184
last night and now you're, like,

1000
01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:19,586
going around spreading a
rumor that we had sex?

1001
01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:25,426
I'm pretty sure we
did have sex, and I

1002
01:24:25,428 --> 01:24:26,727
might have told
some of my friends.

1003
01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:29,463
So I guess, you know,
that's the deal.

1004
01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:31,065
I really don't
think that was sex.

1005
01:24:31,067 --> 01:24:32,266
Would you rather I tell everyone

1006
01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:33,667
that you couldn't? No!

1007
01:24:33,669 --> 01:24:35,669
I don't know why you're
saying anything to anyone.

1008
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,209
Because I thought that
you were my best shot.

1009
01:24:43,711 --> 01:24:48,348
So I just told everyone
that I lost it, and they...

1010
01:24:48,350 --> 01:24:50,717
They think that I lost it,
then I pretty much did, right?

1011
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,255
That is so screwed up.

1012
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:57,758
Whatever.

1013
01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,597
Okay,

1014
01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,500
so I mean, like,
what's the deal?

1015
01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:09,703
What do you mean?
I mean, with us?

1016
01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:10,945
Like, what's the deal with us?

1017
01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:14,208
There is no deal.

1018
01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:19,279
Okay? I'm pretty
sure you're, like,

1019
01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:22,749
a weird guy who has some
serious sexual issues, and

1020
01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:24,284
I'm just not into
dealing with it.

1021
01:25:25,353 --> 01:25:26,353
I mean, I don't...

1022
01:25:27,689 --> 01:25:29,490
I don't know, we can
talk if you want,

1023
01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:31,325
but I don't really
see the point.

1024
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,135
Whatever.

1025
01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:43,704
I know.

1026
01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:11,291
Hey, come on. <i> Top
Chef</i> is coming up.

1027
01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:32,546
Hey, I'm gonna head out to
my sister's again tonight.

1028
01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:34,188
You good to fend for
yourself dinnerwise?

1029
01:27:35,350 --> 01:27:36,583
You've been going up
there a lot lately.

1030
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,252
Is... Is everything okay?

1031
01:27:39,621 --> 01:27:40,854
Yeah. Yeah, uh...

1032
01:27:41,522 --> 01:27:42,522
You know, she's...

1033
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,792
She's just got a lot
on her plate, you know,

1034
01:27:45,794 --> 01:27:47,527
with work and...

1035
01:27:47,529 --> 01:27:49,329
I don't know, I think she just

1036
01:27:49,331 --> 01:27:50,331
needs her sister's ear.

1037
01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:51,898
Of course.

1038
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:54,034
You want me to give you a ride?

1039
01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,350
Oh, no, you don't... You
don't need to do that.

1040
01:27:57,672 --> 01:27:58,672
We, uh...

1041
01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:02,609
Just go out with your friends.

1042
01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:04,344
Go have fun! I want
you to be happy.

1043
01:28:13,454 --> 01:28:15,455
Oh, my gosh! How are you?

1044
01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:17,924
I'm fine. Really. You okay?
Are you sure?

1045
01:28:17,926 --> 01:28:19,359
What happened? Nothing.

1046
01:28:19,361 --> 01:28:21,028
It was stupid, really.

1047
01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:22,596
- But you're fine?
- Yeah.

1048
01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:27,053
I was so worried about you.
Oh, you don't need to be.

1049
01:29:01,636 --> 01:29:02,636
Los Angeles.

1050
01:29:04,539 --> 01:29:06,073
Hello.

1051
01:29:06,075 --> 01:29:09,376
America's Next Big Celebrity.
<i>I'm looking for Donna?</i>

1052
01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:12,112
Speaking.

1053
01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:14,381
<i>Hi, Miss Clint, I'm just
calling to inform you that</i>

1054
01:29:14,383 --> 01:29:15,882
<i>unfortunately we're unable to
invite your daughter, Hannah,</i>

1055
01:29:15,884 --> 01:29:17,084
<i>to Los Angeles.</i>

1056
01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,688
Oh, no. Um...

1057
01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:25,826
Is there anything, uh...

1058
01:29:28,996 --> 01:29:31,665
If you could just meet
her, I know that I could...

1059
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,567
<i>Hannah's audition
was really terrific.</i>

1060
01:29:33,569 --> 01:29:35,602
<i>Frankly, it was one of our best.</i>

1061
01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:37,604
<i>But our clearances came
across a modeling website.</i>

1062
01:29:38,973 --> 01:29:41,575
Uh, yeah. Yes, um...

1063
01:29:41,577 --> 01:29:43,477
Yeah, I think that we, um...

1064
01:29:44,812 --> 01:29:46,813
Yeah, we were putting
up some of Hannah's

1065
01:29:46,815 --> 01:29:48,648
acting and her headshots

1066
01:29:48,650 --> 01:29:50,917
just to show her
versatility, which...

1067
01:29:50,919 --> 01:29:52,839
<i>Are you familiar with
the content of her site?</i>

1068
01:29:54,622 --> 01:29:57,824
Well, I mean, some of
the photos are a bit...

1069
01:29:57,826 --> 01:30:00,160
These kids these days, it's...
It's not the same

1070
01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:02,729
from when you and
I were that age!

1071
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:03,964
<i>Our producers found
that the materials</i>

1072
01:30:03,966 --> 01:30:05,899
<i>on your daughter's
site, the photos</i>

1073
01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:08,502
<i>might be deemed by our
network as unwholesome.</i>

1074
01:30:09,170 --> 01:30:11,705
Was there a particular photo?

1075
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:15,041
Because it'd be very... <i> We answer to our
advertisers and they're very risk-averse.</i>

1076
01:30:15,043 --> 01:30:17,878
<i>Anything that could possibly be thought of
as unseemly...</i> I mean, I mean, we could...

1077
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,680
We could take down the site.
It'd be so simple.

1078
01:30:20,682 --> 01:30:22,416
<i>We live in a time when there
is simply no such thing.</i>

1079
01:30:22,418 --> 01:30:23,750
<i>All it takes is one download.</i>

1080
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:26,520
Why would anyone download...

1081
01:30:26,522 --> 01:30:27,421
<i>We really wish you
and your daughter</i>

1082
01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:29,022
<i>the very best of luck.</i>

1083
01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:31,858
But, you know, kids are
emailing photos and texting.

1084
01:30:31,860 --> 01:30:34,461
And it's hardly unique,
I have to say...

1085
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:35,543
<i>It's unique to sell them.</i>

1086
01:30:40,134 --> 01:30:41,134
Wha...

1087
01:30:42,603 --> 01:30:46,173
I don't know what you're...
But I mean, we never, uh...

1088
01:30:46,175 --> 01:30:48,055
I would never... <i> We wish
you the best of luck.</i>

1089
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,547
Okay.

1090
01:30:56,050 --> 01:30:57,217
Thank you.

1091
01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:48,635
Did I do something? No, no, no.

1092
01:31:48,637 --> 01:31:49,870
No, I don't know what to...

1093
01:31:50,771 --> 01:31:51,771
Can I get you...

1094
01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:54,040
I haven't done this for
a while, so if I...

1095
01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:55,609
If you know, listen,

1096
01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:56,743
there's some protocol that
I'm supposed to follow...

1097
01:31:56,745 --> 01:31:58,105
No, no, no. No,
it's about Hannah.

1098
01:31:58,646 --> 01:31:59,646
Oh.

1099
01:32:00,915 --> 01:32:03,817
It was just supposed
to be a place for

1100
01:32:03,819 --> 01:32:08,922
photos and her resume
and clips from plays.

1101
01:32:08,924 --> 01:32:10,757
What are you talking about?
Her website.

1102
01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:13,693
Oh.

1103
01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:15,996
And then one day I got a
message from a stranger.

1104
01:32:17,732 --> 01:32:22,035
A fan of Hannah who wanted to
pay for a modeling session.

1105
01:32:28,676 --> 01:32:31,077
I knew it wasn't normal,
but the photos were...

1106
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,680
I mean, they...

1107
01:32:34,849 --> 01:32:36,449
It was the same thing
as catalogue work.

1108
01:32:38,319 --> 01:32:39,319
So,

1109
01:32:40,988 --> 01:32:43,023
I added a tab to the
bottom of the website

1110
01:32:43,025 --> 01:32:44,658
that said "Private
Photo Shoots."

1111
01:32:46,027 --> 01:32:47,861
Jesus!

1112
01:32:47,863 --> 01:32:49,663
I never let her read
any of the emails.

1113
01:32:51,132 --> 01:32:53,567
But the acting classes
and, you know, it's...

1114
01:32:56,938 --> 01:32:58,638
I took photos of my daughter.

1115
01:33:02,343 --> 01:33:03,343
And they were meant...

1116
01:33:06,981 --> 01:33:08,461
I don't know how we
got there, but...

1117
01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:16,082
I just had to tell you that.

1118
01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:20,226
Why?

1119
01:33:22,029 --> 01:33:23,309
Because I thought if I never...

1120
01:33:25,232 --> 01:33:27,801
If I never talked about it, I
wasn't doing anything wrong.

1121
01:33:33,741 --> 01:33:36,943
Donna, you're the first
woman that I've...

1122
01:33:38,212 --> 01:33:40,647
You know, since my wife left me.

1123
01:33:45,086 --> 01:33:46,353
Maybe we should just...

1124
01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:50,256
Slow things down.

1125
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,040
Did you get some good shots?

1126
01:34:40,042 --> 01:34:41,341
Actually, I didn't
bring my camera.

1127
01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:43,276
I just came to talk to Kent.

1128
01:34:43,278 --> 01:34:45,011
You're so on his jock!

1129
01:34:46,447 --> 01:34:49,215
Hey, what is up
with that TV show?

1130
01:34:49,217 --> 01:34:50,850
I mean, I'm pretty sure

1131
01:34:50,852 --> 01:34:52,252
they said they were
gonna let us know

1132
01:34:52,254 --> 01:34:54,087
by, like, the end of
the week, and it's

1133
01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:55,922
pretty much the end of the week.

1134
01:34:55,924 --> 01:34:57,924
So, I don't know... What
do you think the deal is?

1135
01:35:04,965 --> 01:35:06,199
We didn't get it.

1136
01:35:08,002 --> 01:35:09,035
Why?

1137
01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:12,739
I don't... I mean...

1138
01:35:12,741 --> 01:35:15,041
I don't get it. I
mean, I'm pretty sure

1139
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,810
I must have been

1140
01:35:16,812 --> 01:35:19,713
one of the best ones. What...

1141
01:35:19,715 --> 01:35:21,355
Did they not like the
video or something?

1142
01:35:22,983 --> 01:35:24,423
Honey, they didn't
like our website.

1143
01:35:28,823 --> 01:35:31,324
Well, then screw them.

1144
01:35:33,194 --> 01:35:34,794
I thought about it,

1145
01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:37,831
and they're right.

1146
01:35:42,403 --> 01:35:43,436
I took down the site.

1147
01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:46,406
You what?

1148
01:35:48,042 --> 01:35:49,909
What about all of my fans?

1149
01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:52,078
If you wanna act, you can act.

1150
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,948
We will get you into every
theater program that we can.

1151
01:35:54,950 --> 01:35:56,483
But that show and the website,

1152
01:35:56,485 --> 01:35:57,951
that's not what you want to do.

1153
01:35:57,953 --> 01:36:00,253
Yes, it is. Mom, it is!

1154
01:36:00,255 --> 01:36:03,056
You're better than
that stupid show

1155
01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:04,791
and you're better than the website.
No, I'm not!

1156
01:36:04,793 --> 01:36:07,393
No, you have to put it back up.
I can't.

1157
01:36:07,395 --> 01:36:09,896
Yes, you can. Just
push a fucking button!

1158
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,801
I've allowed you
certain flexibility,

1159
01:36:14,803 --> 01:36:17,103
but right now I
have to be your mom.

1160
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:18,438
No, you're being
a selfish bitch.

1161
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:26,780
It's gone!

1162
01:36:28,516 --> 01:36:29,516
I deleted it.

1163
01:38:40,948 --> 01:38:42,448
Jameson, rocks.

1164
01:38:42,450 --> 01:38:43,583
Oh, God.

1165
01:39:35,235 --> 01:39:36,955
I wouldn't bother. I
changed your passwords.

1166
01:39:39,340 --> 01:39:40,373
Why would...

1167
01:39:42,409 --> 01:39:45,144
What is wrong with you?

1168
01:39:45,146 --> 01:39:48,081
You don't seem to understand
how dangerous it is on there.

1169
01:39:48,083 --> 01:39:49,215
The only thing that's
dangerous in this house,

1170
01:39:49,217 --> 01:39:50,217
Mom, is you!

1171
01:39:51,018 --> 01:39:52,251
I'm protecting you.

1172
01:39:52,253 --> 01:39:53,619
From what, having a normal life?

1173
01:39:58,058 --> 01:39:59,058
Give me your phone.

1174
01:40:01,261 --> 01:40:02,261
No.

1175
01:40:03,063 --> 01:40:04,143
You can give me your phone

1176
01:40:05,299 --> 01:40:07,066
or I can call and
cancel the service

1177
01:40:07,068 --> 01:40:08,948
and remote swipe all the
crap you put on there.

1178
01:40:14,508 --> 01:40:15,341
It's not like you
haven't already read

1179
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:16,343
all of it, anyway.

1180
01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:35,028
What's going on, Dad?

1181
01:40:41,235 --> 01:40:43,436
Great group of, uh, friends
you play with there.

1182
01:40:45,773 --> 01:40:47,206
Had some real nice
things to say about

1183
01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:48,368
having sex with your mother.

1184
01:40:51,612 --> 01:40:53,813
You don't understand.
They're just jokes, okay.

1185
01:40:53,815 --> 01:40:55,415
Yeah, Selkis... That's how
you pronounce his name?

1186
01:40:55,417 --> 01:40:57,250
"Silk-eez"?

1187
01:40:57,252 --> 01:41:00,086
Yeah, he prefers to
have reverse cowgirl

1188
01:41:00,088 --> 01:41:01,821
so he doesn't have to look
your mother in the face.

1189
01:41:01,823 --> 01:41:03,222
I wasn't supposed to know, okay.

1190
01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:04,724
I figured you weren't, either.

1191
01:41:04,726 --> 01:41:07,193
What the hell's that mean?
I saw an album on Facebook.

1192
01:41:07,195 --> 01:41:09,629
She posted it, and I caught
it before she blocked me.

1193
01:41:09,631 --> 01:41:11,431
She corrected it, like,
within a few minutes.

1194
01:41:11,498 --> 01:41:12,698
She wasn't trying to hurt us.

1195
01:41:13,100 --> 01:41:14,267
She didn't want to hurt us?

1196
01:41:15,803 --> 01:41:17,103
She abandoned us!

1197
01:41:18,539 --> 01:41:21,474
She abandoned you. Oh, really?

1198
01:41:21,476 --> 01:41:22,809
She got a bedroom for you
out there in California?

1199
01:41:23,343 --> 01:41:24,343
Hmm?

1200
01:41:25,412 --> 01:41:26,679
Did you get your
wedding invite yet?

1201
01:41:26,681 --> 01:41:27,681
She abandoned us!

1202
01:41:29,416 --> 01:41:31,284
Your mom's gone.
Yeah, she's gone.

1203
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:35,088
She got bored with the
scenery and split.

1204
01:41:38,158 --> 01:41:40,318
So it's just you and me, and
that's how it's gonna be.

1205
01:41:42,429 --> 01:41:43,429
Probably forever.

1206
01:41:44,832 --> 01:41:45,872
All right, Dad, whatever.

1207
01:41:51,371 --> 01:41:52,772
And you're playing
football next year.

1208
01:41:52,774 --> 01:41:53,673
No, I'm not. Oh yeah, you are.

1209
01:41:53,675 --> 01:41:55,208
No, I'm not!

1210
01:41:55,210 --> 01:41:57,410
I understand you needed
the year to, you know,

1211
01:41:57,412 --> 01:41:59,479
have your space and stuff,
but you belong on that team.

1212
01:41:59,481 --> 01:42:02,381
I don't even fucking
like football, Dad. Okay?

1213
01:42:02,383 --> 01:42:05,318
I like <i> Guild Wars!</i> Fuck that stupid game.
It's a waste of time.

1214
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:06,586
No, that's all it is, is time!
And I've put in months

1215
01:42:06,588 --> 01:42:08,121
of my life and I...

1216
01:42:08,123 --> 01:42:09,455
I'm invested now, okay?

1217
01:42:09,457 --> 01:42:10,457
Not anymore, you're not.

1218
01:42:11,725 --> 01:42:13,626
Because I canceled it.

1219
01:42:13,628 --> 01:42:14,894
You mean, you deleted
the application?

1220
01:42:14,896 --> 01:42:15,895
Okay, I'll reinstall it.
Thanks, Dad.

1221
01:42:15,897 --> 01:42:17,697
No, you won't.

1222
01:42:17,699 --> 01:42:19,198
I called my credit card company

1223
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:20,680
and told them to
delete your account.

1224
01:42:20,901 --> 01:42:21,901
So, it's gone.

1225
01:42:24,671 --> 01:42:25,671
What?

1226
01:42:31,478 --> 01:42:32,478
Why would you do that?

1227
01:42:33,647 --> 01:42:35,615
Because, whether
you like it or not,

1228
01:42:37,217 --> 01:42:38,537
I'm doing this for
your own good.

1229
01:45:38,899 --> 01:45:39,899
Brandy?

1230
01:45:45,872 --> 01:45:46,872
Brandy?

1231
01:46:39,059 --> 01:46:40,092
Where's Tim? In his room.

1232
01:46:40,094 --> 01:46:41,094
Hey!

1233
01:46:43,864 --> 01:46:44,864
Tim!

1234
01:46:45,132 --> 01:46:46,732
Tim!

1235
01:46:46,734 --> 01:46:47,734
Oh, my God. Oh, Christ!

1236
01:46:48,802 --> 01:46:49,802
Oh, shit! Get a phone!

1237
01:47:59,206 --> 01:48:00,206
Hey, Dad.

1238
01:48:06,613 --> 01:48:07,613
I'm so sorry.

1239
01:48:10,217 --> 01:48:11,217
It's okay.

1240
01:48:18,758 --> 01:48:20,318
You're really beautiful,
you know that?

1241
01:49:28,328 --> 01:49:29,608
I'd like to explain last night.

1242
01:49:40,307 --> 01:49:41,874
I don't know how we got here.

1243
01:49:47,814 --> 01:49:50,015
I just... It's like we
slipped, and before we knew it

1244
01:49:51,785 --> 01:49:53,385
the whole reason we
started dating or...

1245
01:49:54,721 --> 01:49:56,121
had a family just...

1246
01:49:56,123 --> 01:49:57,123
What do you want?

1247
01:49:59,159 --> 01:50:00,159
I don't...

1248
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:01,760
But I...

1249
01:50:02,596 --> 01:50:04,196
I don't...

1250
01:50:04,198 --> 01:50:06,665
Cheddar? Swiss? Scallions?
Tomatoes?

1251
01:50:08,702 --> 01:50:10,302
I don't know what
I was looking for

1252
01:50:10,304 --> 01:50:11,337
when I went online...

1253
01:50:11,339 --> 01:50:12,339
Chives?

1254
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:15,240
I could do turkey bacon.

1255
01:50:17,611 --> 01:50:18,777
I understand you're upset.

1256
01:50:19,913 --> 01:50:21,814
I just... I just want to know

1257
01:50:21,816 --> 01:50:23,182
what you'd like in your eggs.

1258
01:50:25,619 --> 01:50:27,186
Don, we need to talk about this.

1259
01:50:29,823 --> 01:50:32,224
I've made mistakes. So have I.

1260
01:50:34,361 --> 01:50:35,728
Oh, yeah.

1261
01:50:37,163 --> 01:50:38,163
So have I.

1262
01:50:42,235 --> 01:50:43,268
Probably worse than you.

1263
01:50:46,339 --> 01:50:47,339
I don't know, Helen...

1264
01:50:48,875 --> 01:50:49,875
That's just it.

1265
01:50:51,778 --> 01:50:52,818
What's... What's just it?

1266
01:50:54,147 --> 01:50:57,116
Well, we could sit here and

1267
01:50:57,118 --> 01:50:58,838
tell each other everything
we've ever done.

1268
01:50:59,986 --> 01:51:01,426
Shit, everything
we've ever thought.

1269
01:51:03,223 --> 01:51:04,256
It might take a while.

1270
01:51:07,661 --> 01:51:11,063
But, yeah, we could
clear everything up and

1271
01:51:12,866 --> 01:51:14,733
go to sleep tonight with some

1272
01:51:14,735 --> 01:51:16,702
pretty vivid pictures
in our heads.

1273
01:51:24,878 --> 01:51:27,038
Or you could just tell me
what you want for breakfast.

1274
01:53:05,245 --> 01:53:07,846
Pale Blue Dot <i> by Carl Sagan.</i>

1275
01:53:11,417 --> 01:53:14,253
<i>"That's home. That's us.</i>

1276
01:53:15,455 --> 01:53:18,957
<i>"On it everyone you
love, everyone you know,</i>

1277
01:53:18,959 --> 01:53:20,893
<i>"everyone you ever heard of,</i>

1278
01:53:20,895 --> 01:53:22,961
<i>"every human being who ever was</i>

1279
01:53:22,963 --> 01:53:24,429
<i>"lived out their lives.</i>

1280
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:29,168
<i>"Every young couple in love,</i>

1281
01:53:29,170 --> 01:53:31,870
<i>"every mother and
father, hopeful child,</i>

1282
01:53:33,273 --> 01:53:35,474
<i>"every saint and
sinner in the history</i>

1283
01:53:35,476 --> 01:53:38,243
<i>"of our species lived there</i>

1284
01:53:38,245 --> 01:53:41,113
<i>"on the mote of dust
suspended in a sunbeam.</i>

1285
01:53:43,416 --> 01:53:45,417
<i>"How frequent their
misunderstandings,</i>

1286
01:53:46,486 --> 01:53:48,287
<i>"how fervent their hatreds.</i>

1287
01:53:50,256 --> 01:53:52,157
<i>"Our imagined self-importance,</i>

1288
01:53:53,226 --> 01:53:55,427
<i>"the delusion that
we have some privileged</i>

1289
01:53:55,429 --> 01:53:57,329
<i>"position in the Universe</i>

1290
01:53:57,331 --> 01:53:59,832
<i>"are challenged by
this point of pale light.</i>

1291
01:54:02,502 --> 01:54:04,536
<i>"Our planet is a lonely speck</i>

1292
01:54:04,538 --> 01:54:07,005
<i>"in the great
enveloping cosmic dark.</i>

1293
01:54:09,008 --> 01:54:12,211
<i>"In all this vastness,
there is no hint</i>

1294
01:54:12,213 --> 01:54:14,146
<i>"that help will
come from elsewhere</i>

1295
01:54:14,148 --> 01:54:15,447
<i>"to save us from ourselves.</i>

1296
01:54:17,016 --> 01:54:19,051
<i>"Like it or not,</i>

1297
01:54:19,053 --> 01:54:21,420
<i>"for the moment, the Earth
is where we make our stand.</i>

1298
01:54:23,556 --> 01:54:26,091
<i>"There is perhaps no
better demonstration</i>

1299
01:54:26,093 --> 01:54:28,260
<i>"of the folly of human conceits</i>

1300
01:54:28,262 --> 01:54:31,330
<i>"than this distant image
of our tiny world.</i>

1301
01:54:33,333 --> 01:54:36,335
<i>"It underscores
our responsibility</i>

1302
01:54:36,337 --> 01:54:38,203
<i>"to deal more kindly
with one another</i>

1303
01:54:39,939 --> 01:54:42,307
<i>"and to preserve and
cherish the pale blue dot,</i>

1304
01:54:45,211 --> 01:54:46,611
<i>"the only home
we've ever known."</i>

1305
01:54:46,635 --> 01:56:46,635
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