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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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ELEANOR:
Be careful, your fingers.

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(BAG CLATTERS)

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(WOMEN CONVERSING
IN CANTONESE)

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(ELEANOR SPEAKING
CANTONESE)

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(IN ENGLISH) May I help you?

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This is the Calthorpe.
Private hotel.

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I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

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I have a reservation
at the Lancaster Suite.

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We spoke on the phone
when I confirmed yesterday.

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Sorry, don't seem to have
your reservation.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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- (DOOR OPENS)
- MANAGER: Good evening.

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I'm Reginald Ormsby,

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hotel manager.
Is there a problem?

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I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

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My family and I would like
to be shown to our suite.

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We've had a long flight.

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We're fully booked, madam.
You must have made a mistake.

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I'm sure
you and your lovely family

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can find other accommodation.

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May I suggest
you explore Chinatown?

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(FELICITY SPEAKING
CANTONESE)

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(IN ENGLISH) Please, may I use
your phone to call my husband?

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It's the least you can do.

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Mmm.

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(ELEANOR SPEAKING
CANTONESE)

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(ELEANOR SIGHS)

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(IN ENGLISH) Mrs. Young,
I must ask you to leave

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or I'll have to call
the police.

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Please, go right ahead.

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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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Lord Calthorpe, my apologies
for the disturbance.

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Eleanor! I just got off
the phone with your husband.

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Get the Lancaster Suite ready.
Now.

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Surely you're joking, sir.

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I assure you, I'm not.

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As of this evening,

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my family's long history

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as custodians
of the Calthorpe is ended.

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I'm selling the hotel
to my dear friends,

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the Young family of Singapore.

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<i>(MONEY</i> PLAYING IN MANDARIN)

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Meet the new lady
of the house,

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Eleanor Young.

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Join me for a toast.

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ELEANOR: We'd be delighted.

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Do get a mop. The floor's wet.

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Get a mop.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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I'm all in.

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CURTIS: Fold.

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Oh... (SCOFFS)

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- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
- Nothing?

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- (LAUGHS)
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

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This whole time
you had nothing?

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RACHEL: All right, so

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how did I beat T.A. Curtis
so very, very badly?

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Well, I know for a fact
that Curtis is cheap.

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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So he's not playing
using logic or math,

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but using his psychology.

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Our brains so hate the idea

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of losing something
that's valuable to us

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that we abandon
all rational thought,

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and we make some really
poor decisions.

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So, Curtis wasn't playing
to win.

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He was playing not to lose.

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Here.
Put it towards a haircut.

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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All right,
that's it for today.

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Don't forget your essays
on conditional probability

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are due next week.

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<i>(MONEY</i> CONTINUES
PLAYING IN ENGLISH)

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Yes! (EXHALES) Mmm-hmm.

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You know what?
You can order your own.

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Mmm. I'm okay with coffee.
Thanks.

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Yeah, well,
you always say that,

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and then you end up eating
all my dessert.

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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'Cause I have, like,
a tiny bit.

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RACHEL: Uh-huh. Okay.
Can we have one more

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of these, please? Thank you.

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So what about us
taking an adventure east?

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You wanna get pork buns
in the East Village.

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That's what it is, isn't it?

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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I was actually thinking
of further east.

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- Like Queens?
- (BOTH LAUGH)

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Like Singapore.
For spring break.

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Colin's wedding.

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We've been dating
for over a year now,

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and I think it's about time

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people met
my beautiful girlfriend.

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Come on, I'm Colin's best man.

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Don't you wanna see
where I grew up?

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Meet my family, my <i>Ah Ma?</i>

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And meet up with that strange
college roommate of yours.

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Peik Lin.

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- Mmm-hmm. Peik Lin.
- She has been begging me

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to come visit her, you know.

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The universe has spoken.
It wants you over there.

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Come to Singapore.

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I want the whole island to
meet the brilliant Rachel Chu.

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RACHEL: Aww.

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(CAMERA CLICKS)

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ELEANOR: "If then you have
been raised with Christ,

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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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"seek the things
that are above

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"where Christ is seated

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- "at the right hand of God.
- (CELL PHONES CHIMING)

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"Set your minds
on things that are above,

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"not on things
that are on Earth."

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JACQUELINE: Eleanor,
is Nicki bringing a girl

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to Colin's wedding?

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My Amanda heard it
from her friend Francesca.

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Eddie says
her name is Rachel Chu.

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NADINE: Oh, I thought that
Nick was coming alone.

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Did you know
he had a girlfriend?

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Nick dates many girls.
It's hard to keep track.

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Amanda knows everyone

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and she has never heard
of her.

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NADINE: Rachel Chu.

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Maybe she's from the Taiwan
plastics Chu family.

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If you want,
I have a private investigator.

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(WHISPERS) Very discreet.

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I think we should return
to the word of God.

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Alix.

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ALIX: Ephesians.
Chapter six, verse four.

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"Bring up your children
in the discipline

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"and instruction of the Lord."

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Oh, I do hope
she's a good Christian girl.

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JACQUELINE: Well,
if he's bringing her home,

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it must be serious.

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Exactly.

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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Oh.

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- It's my mum. Do you mind?
- Mmm. Go ahead.

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All right.

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- Save me some of that.
- Okay.

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NICK: Hey, Mum,
everything okay?

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ELEANOR: <i>Does something have
to be wrong for me to call?</i>

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, usually.

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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) <i>Very funny.</i>

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Are you bringing
the girl you're seeing

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to Colin's wedding?

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Mmm. We were literally
just talking about that.

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How could you know?

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Everybody knows.

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(SIGHS) Radio One Asia.

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Move on to Corinthians.
I'll catch up.

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Oh, yes.

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We're looking forward
to having you home.

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<i>And your room
is all ready for you.</i>

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Thanks, Mum.

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But Rachel and I will be
staying together.

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I see.

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Well, I'm having
the house re-done.

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And it's not ready for guests.

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If Rachel comes, I think
she might be more comfortable

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staying somewhere else.

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All right, sorry about that.

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I saved you a piece.

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You did, did you?
A very small piece at that.

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Thank you very much.

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How's your mom?
Everything okay?

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(SIGHS) Couldn't be better.

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Hey, Mom, this one's kind of
cute. What do you think?

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No, no! You can't wear that
to meet Nick's <i>Ah Ma.</i>

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Blue and white
is for Chinese funerals.

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Now this, this symbolizes
good fortune and fertility.

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Great! I was really going for
that "lucky baby maker" vibe.

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Hey! You're the one
who asked for my help

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picking out a dress
to meet Nick's family.

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It's only 'cause I hardly know
anything about them.

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Every time I bring them up,
Nick changes the subject.

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Maybe he's embarrassed.

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Maybe his parents are poor,
and he has to send them money.

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That's what
all good Chinese children do.

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- (SCOFFS)
- Oh, you're going to have

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a wonderful time.

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You've always wanted
to go to Asia.

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And who knows, if all
goes well in Singapore,

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you might just come back
with a souvenir.

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Oh, Mom, stop!

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Nick and I haven't
even talked about that.

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(KERRY CHUCKLES)

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I mean, his parents
can't not like me, right?

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What was that look?
I saw that.

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Nothing. It's just,

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Nick bringing a girl
all the way there

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to meet them can mean a lot

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to these overseas families.
They're different from us.

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How are they different?
They're Chinese, I'm Chinese.

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I'm so Chinese,
I'm an economics professor

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with lactose intolerance.

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Yeah, but you grew up here.
(CONTINUES IN MANDARIN)

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(IN ENGLISH) You're different.

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But wearing a lucky color

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will make
a good first impression.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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Okay, game plan.

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Check our bags,
get through security,

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and then we could eat
one of the three homemade

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Tupperware meals
my mom packed for us.

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Good afternoon, Mr. Young,
Miss Chu.

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We'll take your bags and get
you checked into first class.

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- Great.
- Oh. No, there's a mistake.

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We're not first class.
We're economy people.

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WOMAN: This way, please.

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Just go with it. Come on.

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But...

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Yeah, they'll be fine.
Just leave them there.

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Welcome aboard,
Mr. Young, Miss Chu.

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Here's the way
to your private suite.

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And some champagne.

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(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA)

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Thank you.

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- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

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After takeoff, would you like
to enjoy the lounge chairs,

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or should we convert
your suite into a bedroom?

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Uh... We're good. Thank you.

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STEWARDESS: Enjoy.

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- Nick. We can't afford this.
- Mmm.

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These pajamas are fancier
than any of my real clothes.

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My family has business
with the airline.

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The tickets, they're a perk.

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(UNZIPS BAG)

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What kind of business?

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Real estate, investment,
other things.

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Nothing interesting.

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"Dim sum."

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So your family is, like, rich?

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We're comfortable.

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That is exactly what
a super-rich person would say.

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It's not a big deal,
obviously.

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I just think it's kind of
weird that I had no idea.

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I mean,
you have a Jamba Juice card.

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You use my Netflix password.

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You play basketball at that Y
that kind of smells.

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I really like that place,
thank you very much.

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And yes, my family has money,

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but I've always
thought of it as theirs.

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Not mine.

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I get that.
But I'm going all the way

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over there to meet them...

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Kind of just wanna know
what I'm getting into.

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And, you know,
they're your family.

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(SIGHS) Well...

250
00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:42,201
My family is much like
anybody else's.

251
00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:43,670
Mmm-hmm.

252
00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:45,605
There's half of them
that you love and respect,

253
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,975
and then
there's the other half.

254
00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:49,477
Which half am I meeting?

255
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,645
(SCREAMS)

256
00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:54,280
NICK: <i>Well,
there's my cousin Alistair,</i>

257
00:13:54,282 --> 00:13:56,182
<i>based in Taiwan,
works in movies.</i>

258
00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:58,152
(BOTH GRUNTING)

259
00:13:58,154 --> 00:13:59,752
- DIRECTOR: And cut!
- (BELL RINGS)

260
00:13:59,754 --> 00:14:03,589
NICK: <i>He's dating Kitty Pong,
an actress.</i>

261
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:04,860
- Kitty.
- Alistair.

262
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:09,762
You like it?
I was feeling very,

263
00:14:09,764 --> 00:14:13,332
very the emotions.
Can you feel it?

264
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:16,604
Oh, I can feel all of you.
And all of me.

265
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,073
(KITTY MOANS)

266
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,876
(IN MANDARIN)

267
00:14:29,718 --> 00:14:31,250
(IN ENGLISH) Okay, and what
about your cousin Eddie?

268
00:14:31,252 --> 00:14:32,652
You don't ever talk about him.

269
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,189
Well, Eddie's a big
finance guy in Hong Kong.

270
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,524
A real family man.

271
00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,693
(CAMERA CLICKING)

272
00:14:40,162 --> 00:14:41,294
RUSSELL: You know,
if you move,

273
00:14:41,296 --> 00:14:42,662
it will look more natural.

274
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,298
No, this way you get
our optimal angles.

275
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,300
(SIGHS) Then we're done.

276
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:48,969
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

277
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,503
Russell, thank you so much.

278
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:52,271
It's an honor
to be photographed by you.

279
00:14:52,273 --> 00:14:54,041
My pleasure.
People will love it

280
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,876
in the next Hong Kong <i>Vogue.</i>

281
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:58,178
Thank you, Russell.

282
00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:01,215
Hong Kong <i>Vogue?</i> I knew it.
Your dress is a disaster.

283
00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,217
If you wore a Bottega gown,
like I told you to,

284
00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:04,484
we'd be in the American <i>Vogue.</i>

285
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,519
You can wear
that gown to Hell, Eddie.

286
00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:08,454
- (BOY IMITATING CAR)
- Stop! (YELPS)

287
00:15:08,456 --> 00:15:09,655
NICK: <i>Then there's Astrid.</i>

288
00:15:09,657 --> 00:15:11,724
Ah. I remember Astrid.

289
00:15:11,726 --> 00:15:13,861
She's like who I wanna be
when I grow up.

290
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:15,528
Astrid is awesome.

291
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:16,596
And she's probably
the only one

292
00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:17,898
I'm actually close with.

293
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,532
And she's really grounded
and down to earth,

294
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,369
once you get to know her.

295
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,011
<i>Not only did she graduate
top of her class at Oxford,</i>

296
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,214
<i>start multiple charities,
and is a fashion icon,</i>

297
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:37,719
<i>Astrid has the biggest heart
of any of my cousins.</i>

298
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,155
Mummy? See what I made
for bunny?

299
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,423
No, not now.

300
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:51,798
Hi, I'm Astrid.
What's your name?

301
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,966
GIRL: Vita.

302
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:54,502
ASTRID: And who's this?

303
00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,270
Bun-Bun.

304
00:15:56,272 --> 00:16:00,140
Well, I think Bun-Bun looks
very dashing with his bow.

305
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:01,374
You have a good eye.

306
00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:02,675
VITA: Thank you.

307
00:16:02,677 --> 00:16:04,878
JEWELER:
Miss Leong, right this way.

308
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,581
It's very nice
to meet you both.

309
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,892
JEWELER: These are all
brand-new from Antwerp.

310
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,062
You're the first person
I've shown them to.

311
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,731
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

312
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:27,602
What are those?

313
00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:30,873
Those?

314
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:35,608
Those are very special.

315
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,911
Burmese pearl drop earrings.

316
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:42,615
Set with emeralds, and rare
pigeon blood-red rubies.

317
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:45,185
They were worn
by Queen Supayalat

318
00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:49,357
at her self-anointed
coronation in 1878.

319
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,725
How much?

320
00:16:52,727 --> 00:16:55,528
Having you wear
one of my pieces

321
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:58,631
is better publicity
than I can buy.

322
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:02,972
I'll let them go at cost.
1.2 million.

323
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:09,309
So if you have
all this family there,

324
00:17:09,311 --> 00:17:11,444
why are we staying in a hotel?

325
00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:13,446
Aren't good Chinese sons

326
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:16,316
supposed to stay
with their parents?

327
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:21,088
Well, because A,
I'm not that good a son.

328
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,521
(CHUCKLES)

329
00:17:22,523 --> 00:17:23,725
And B,

330
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:29,131
I just want you to myself,
just for a bit.

331
00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:30,966
That okay?

332
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:35,436
Okay.

333
00:18:11,706 --> 00:18:15,309
God, I can't believe this
airport has a butterfly garden

334
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,476
and a movie theater.

335
00:18:17,478 --> 00:18:20,613
JFK is just salmonella
and despair.

336
00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:23,183
ARAMINTA: Nick! Nick!

337
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,486
(ARAMINTA SHOUTING)

338
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,757
(WHOOPING)

339
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:31,726
Araminta!

340
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:33,961
(NICK LAUGHING)

341
00:18:33,963 --> 00:18:35,728
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.

342
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,230
- (GASPS) Rachel.
- RACHEL: Hi.

343
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,464
COLIN: There he is.

344
00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:39,933
It's so nice
to finally meet you.

345
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:41,834
It's so nice to meet you, too.

346
00:18:41,836 --> 00:18:44,004
- Nicki-Nick!
- It's been too long, brother.

347
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,639
It has been too long.
Welcome back.

348
00:18:46,641 --> 00:18:47,807
You guys didn't have to
pick us up.

349
00:18:47,809 --> 00:18:49,409
Of course we did. We had to.

350
00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:51,878
Of course I had to come
welcome my best man properly.

351
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,447
- Hi, Rachel.
- Hello.

352
00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:54,847
Oh! Lovely to finally
meet you.

353
00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:56,083
Nice to meet you, too.

354
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:57,284
Shall we?
Let me help you with this.

355
00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:58,551
Yes.

356
00:18:58,553 --> 00:18:59,987
- These are for you.
- I can grab these.

357
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:01,487
ARAMINTA: I know
they're a bit over-the-top.

358
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:02,990
COLIN: Let's get
you guys localized.

359
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:04,391
ARAMINTA: Are you hungry?
RACHEL: I'm always hungry.

360
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,493
So let's eat
everything we can.

361
00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:10,099
(ASIAN BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

362
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,981
ARAMINTA: Welcome to
heaven on earth!

363
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:30,853
I hope you're hungry.
I am bloody starving.

364
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:36,824
(IN MANDARIN)

365
00:19:37,725 --> 00:19:40,659
(IN ENGLISH) Guys! Here! Whoo!

366
00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:43,030
(LAUGHS) Come with me.

367
00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:44,331
NICK: Each of these
hawker stalls

368
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,731
sells pretty much one dish,

369
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,035
and they've been perfecting it
for generations.

370
00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:50,103
You know, this is one of
the only places in the world

371
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,140
where street food vendors
actually earn Michelin stars.

372
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,975
- Hey! How are you?
- Uncle.

373
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,809
Long time no see, my friend.

374
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:59,413
Here you go.
Thank you very much, sir.

375
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,416
- Look at this. Look at this.
- (GASPS) My favorite.

376
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,919
(SPEAKING MALAY)

377
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:07,187
RACHEL: Hmm.

378
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,688
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

379
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,125
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

380
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,493
(IN ENGLISH)
One of those for you.

381
00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:14,560
Yes, thank you.

382
00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:15,797
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

383
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,734
- Looks a little vomity.
- (LAUGHS)

384
00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:23,872
(ASIAN BIG BAND MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

385
00:20:28,643 --> 00:20:30,277
- Oh, my God!
- Yes?

386
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,645
I told you. Best satay
on the island for sure.

387
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:33,880
ARAMINTA: So yummy, isn't it?

388
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,849
All right, dig in, guys. Oh.

389
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,783
Before I forget,
I need your help tomorrow.

390
00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:39,219
I need to do
some groomsmen stuff,

391
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,221
and I don't wanna do it alone
with Bernard Tai.

392
00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:42,621
I still cannot believe
that you got

393
00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:44,124
that guy to be your groomsman.

394
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,559
Thank you. Thank you.
I rest my case.

395
00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,094
Minty...

396
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:50,097
Well, it wasn't up to me,
was it? It's not my choice.

397
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:52,065
Bernard is
the human douche nozzle

398
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:54,800
who used to steal my tuck shop
money when we were kids.

399
00:20:54,802 --> 00:20:56,669
Until Nicki-Nick beat him up.

400
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:58,472
- NICK: Well...
- You beat somebody up?

401
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,873
I threw a single punch.

402
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,209
I fell on the floor
and the guy sat on me.

403
00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:05,345
So, wasn't really
much of a fight.

404
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,047
A toast, guys.

405
00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:11,118
To my best man, Nick Young,
who can't fight for nuts,

406
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,719
but will always
have your back.

407
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:16,957
- A toast to married life.
- To...

408
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,925
- Not yet! Too early.
- Oh, God!

409
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,659
Well, this time
next week, guys!

410
00:21:20,661 --> 00:21:22,295
(ALL WHOOPING)

411
00:21:22,297 --> 00:21:24,064
NICK: We gotta get over your
bachelor party first, matey.

412
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,099
COLIN: Is that necessary, man?
Come on!

413
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:29,202
Listen, Rachel,
I know we've only just met,

414
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,204
but it's my bachelorette party
this weekend,

415
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,975
and I would love
for you to come.

416
00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:35,774
That'll be amazing.

417
00:21:35,776 --> 00:21:37,810
- Thank you so much!
- Good! Good!

418
00:21:37,812 --> 00:21:39,179
- Am I out of the picture?
- Thanks, man.

419
00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:40,679
Am I totally
out of the picture?

420
00:21:40,681 --> 00:21:41,680
Yes, I've replaced you
with Bernard.

421
00:21:41,682 --> 00:21:43,316
- (LAUGHS)
- Screw that man!

422
00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:45,952
Also, I have to say,

423
00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:49,589
I can't remember the last time
I saw Nick like this.

424
00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:51,026
That's funny, though.

425
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,294
He's just happy to be home.

426
00:21:54,296 --> 00:21:56,831
Oh, yeah,
he's just happy to be home.

427
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,832
With you.

428
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,700
NICK: Your dad
will be the death of you.

429
00:22:01,702 --> 00:22:02,835
COLIN: My dad
will be the death of me.

430
00:22:02,837 --> 00:22:04,139
Oh, cheers to that.

431
00:22:07,342 --> 00:22:08,975
Guys, we have to dig in

432
00:22:08,977 --> 00:22:10,743
'cause this crab
is not gonna eat itself.

433
00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:12,312
What should I try first?

434
00:22:12,314 --> 00:22:14,595
- Try some of this. Thank you.
- Do you want some of this?

435
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,883
- It's really spicy.
- It is really spicy.

436
00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:18,987
(ALL LAUGHING)

437
00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:32,700
(INAUDIBLE)

438
00:22:55,557 --> 00:22:56,957
ARAMINTA: Whoo!

439
00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:00,193
- Nick's in Singapore!
- (NICK CHUCKLES)

440
00:23:00,195 --> 00:23:01,897
NICK: It's good to be home.

441
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,571
- Is Michael here?
- Not yet, ma'am.

442
00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:14,274
Also, your son woke up.
He wants to see you.

443
00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:15,741
All right.

444
00:23:15,743 --> 00:23:18,578
You know what to do. Quickly.

445
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,182
(QUIET CHATTERING)

446
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:46,908
(READING IN FRENCH)

447
00:23:51,947 --> 00:23:54,216
(DOOR OPENS)

448
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,000
I'm sorry.
Got stuck in a meeting.

449
00:24:14,002 --> 00:24:15,402
ASTRID: It's okay. I get it.

450
00:24:15,404 --> 00:24:16,603
But don't forget,

451
00:24:16,605 --> 00:24:17,803
wedding festivities
start on Wednesday,

452
00:24:17,805 --> 00:24:19,339
so no emergencies next week.

453
00:24:19,341 --> 00:24:20,407
MICHAEL: I know.

454
00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:22,208
Wouldn't dream
of missing a second

455
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,977
with your family
and their friends.

456
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:25,545
Come on, it won't be all bad.

457
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,480
Nick and his new girlfriend
will be there.

458
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:28,682
You'll like her.

459
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,116
MICHAEL: Oh, yeah?

460
00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:33,753
Why? 'Cause she's a commoner
like me?

461
00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:35,424
You know
that's not what I meant.

462
00:24:35,823 --> 00:24:37,857
Ooh.

463
00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:40,727
You know, I thought
I caught the maids

464
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:45,165
trying to shove a pair
of Jimmy Choos behind a dryer.

465
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,400
Yeah, I don't know
why you bother

466
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:49,703
trying to hide
your shopping from me.

467
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:50,970
You can buy whatever you want.

468
00:24:50,972 --> 00:24:54,507
I get it.
Besides, everybody knows

469
00:24:54,509 --> 00:24:56,509
you wear the money pants
in this family.

470
00:24:56,511 --> 00:24:59,348
(WHISPERS)
Pants are overrated.

471
00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:03,385
Oh, I got you something, too.

472
00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:10,990
To celebrate
the launch of your startup.

473
00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:13,026
I know you don't like
expensive gifts,

474
00:25:13,028 --> 00:25:15,128
but you're not a captain
in the army anymore.

475
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:18,400
You're a CEO.
You should look the part.

476
00:25:23,805 --> 00:25:25,474
I...

477
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,446
I love it. Thank you.

478
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,638
(MUSIC PLAYING)

479
00:26:01,743 --> 00:26:04,344
(MOANS) What time is it?

480
00:26:04,346 --> 00:26:05,812
Morning.

481
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,715
I'm afraid it's time for me
to do some groomsman duties.

482
00:26:08,717 --> 00:26:12,051
(GROANING) Stay in bed.

483
00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:14,689
You stay here.
I'll get you a breakfast tray.

484
00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:19,327
(RACHEL SIGHS)

485
00:26:22,464 --> 00:26:24,664
You know what?
I should get up, too.

486
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,167
I told Peik Lin I would
meet up with her today.

487
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,735
Ah, a little college reunion.

488
00:26:28,737 --> 00:26:30,537
But don't forget.
Dinner at <i>Ah Ma's</i> tonight.

489
00:26:30,539 --> 00:26:32,071
The whole family's
gonna be there.

490
00:26:32,073 --> 00:26:34,209
- Yes.
- I can't wait to show you off.

491
00:26:36,278 --> 00:26:39,181
Hubba, hubba. (LAUGHS)

492
00:26:39,781 --> 00:26:40,947
How can I resist?

493
00:26:40,949 --> 00:26:42,415
Ooga-ooga.

494
00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:44,784
You put those glasses on
on purpose.

495
00:26:44,786 --> 00:26:46,753
(RACHEL LAUGHING)

496
00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:48,623
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

497
00:26:56,631 --> 00:26:58,200
(GATES BUZZING)

498
00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:12,779
New York in the house!

499
00:27:12,781 --> 00:27:14,382
Yeah! Yeah!

500
00:27:14,983 --> 00:27:16,316
Peik Lin!

501
00:27:16,318 --> 00:27:20,119
- What up, bitch? Yeah!
- (DOGS BARKING)

502
00:27:20,121 --> 00:27:22,121
Oh, my God! You look amazing.

503
00:27:22,123 --> 00:27:24,290
I know. Some things
never change, right?

504
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:27,193
And this is quite a place.

505
00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:30,663
Astor!
Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!

506
00:27:30,665 --> 00:27:33,968
Naughty, naughty boys.
Stop barking.

507
00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:36,135
- Hey, Rachel!
- Hi!

508
00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:39,907
Singapore is so hot. Come in
and enjoy the aircon. Come on.

509
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:43,309
Whole family waiting to
meet you. Very excited.

510
00:27:43,311 --> 00:27:46,813
Rachel, welcome, welcome.

511
00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:48,515
Wow! Oh, my gosh!

512
00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:51,317
Your house is amazing,
Mrs. Goh.

513
00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:52,521
(NEENAH SPEAKING HOKKIEN)

514
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,925
(IN ENGLISH)
Call me Auntie. Auntie Neenah.

515
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,325
Sorry. Auntie Neenah.

516
00:27:59,327 --> 00:28:01,167
- (TOYS SQUEAKING)
- NEENAH: Oh, yeah. (LAUGHS)

517
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,599
We were inspired by

518
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:10,103
the Hall of Mirrors
in Versailles.

519
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,071
(SOFTLY)
And Donald Trump's bathroom.

520
00:28:12,073 --> 00:28:14,140
- Really?
- Yeah.

521
00:28:14,142 --> 00:28:15,475
You like it or not?

522
00:28:15,477 --> 00:28:20,749
Oh, yes.
The gold is very brilliant.

523
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:28,022
WYE: (IN THICK ACCENT)
Rachel Chu, we are so grateful

524
00:28:28,024 --> 00:28:30,490
for all the help
you have given

525
00:28:30,492 --> 00:28:34,394
my Peik Lin
back in her uni days.

526
00:28:34,396 --> 00:28:37,430
I mean, without you,
she would be a hot mess.

527
00:28:37,432 --> 00:28:39,699
RACHEL: Oh, my God, no.
Actually,

528
00:28:39,701 --> 00:28:41,434
if it wasn't for her,
I'd be a big mess.

529
00:28:41,436 --> 00:28:43,305
She was a huge help
to me in college.

530
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,040
It's nice to meet you,
Mr. Goh.

531
00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:49,709
Nice to meet you, too, Chu.

532
00:28:49,711 --> 00:28:55,448
Ku-ku. Ku-Chu. You. Poo-poo.
(LAUGHING)

533
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,017
(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
No, I'm just kidding.

534
00:28:57,019 --> 00:28:58,451
I don't have an accent.

535
00:28:58,453 --> 00:28:59,719
I'm just messing with you.

536
00:28:59,721 --> 00:29:01,554
No, I studied
in the States, too.

537
00:29:01,556 --> 00:29:03,389
Yeah, Cal State Fullerton.

538
00:29:03,391 --> 00:29:05,391
- I majored in Thought.
- Mmm.

539
00:29:05,393 --> 00:29:07,794
Don't stand
on ceremony, Rachel.

540
00:29:07,796 --> 00:29:09,395
This is simple food, <i>lah.</i>

541
00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:12,365
Ah, cha, cha, cha!
Don't be shy.

542
00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:14,233
- RACHEL: Oh. Thank you.
- You're not a model.

543
00:29:14,235 --> 00:29:15,602
RACHEL: I'm definitely not.

544
00:29:15,604 --> 00:29:18,104
WYE: No, you're not.
Not at all. Far from it.

545
00:29:18,106 --> 00:29:19,272
RACHEL: (CHUCKLING) I know.

546
00:29:19,274 --> 00:29:21,041
Make sure you eat it all.

547
00:29:21,043 --> 00:29:22,675
'Cause I'm watching you.

548
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,711
RACHEL: Okay, thank you.
WYE: Okay, yeah.

549
00:29:24,713 --> 00:29:27,380
- <i>Ah Pa,</i> can we go trampoline?
- ...go trampoline?

550
00:29:27,382 --> 00:29:29,649
You haven't finished
your nuggets yet, sweetie.

551
00:29:29,651 --> 00:29:30,985
Okay, there's
a lot of children

552
00:29:30,987 --> 00:29:32,853
starving in America, right?

553
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:35,622
I mean, take a look at her.
She's American, huh?

554
00:29:35,624 --> 00:29:37,590
Really skinny.
You wanna look like that?

555
00:29:37,592 --> 00:29:38,524
BOTH: No.

556
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,862
Then eat your nuggets!

557
00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:44,064
So, Rachel,
what you do in America?

558
00:29:44,066 --> 00:29:45,331
- (BABY FUSSING)
- Um...

559
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,701
- I'm an economics professor.
- Wow.

560
00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:52,906
Very impressive.
Econ professor, eh?

561
00:29:52,908 --> 00:29:56,509
Wow, you must be very smart.
Good for you.

562
00:29:56,511 --> 00:29:57,777
Let me get this straight.

563
00:29:57,779 --> 00:29:59,646
You both went
to the same school,

564
00:29:59,648 --> 00:30:02,548
yet someone came back
with a degree that's useful.

565
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,654
And the other one came back
as Asian Ellen.

566
00:30:06,922 --> 00:30:08,823
(LAUGHS)

567
00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:12,126
(WHISPERS) Psst, P.T.

568
00:30:12,128 --> 00:30:13,826
Hmm?

569
00:30:13,828 --> 00:30:14,995
Look over here.

570
00:30:14,997 --> 00:30:16,562
- She's a hottie.
- (RACHEL CLEARS THROAT)

571
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,932
This is the kind of girl
you should date.

572
00:30:18,934 --> 00:30:23,003
Smart, beautiful.
Not those like K-Pop skanks

573
00:30:23,005 --> 00:30:27,107
with no brain,
big eyes and small backsides.

574
00:30:27,109 --> 00:30:29,208
She has an amazing backside.

575
00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:31,511
This is Goh standard.

576
00:30:31,513 --> 00:30:33,881
Don't be shy.
Just talk to her.

577
00:30:33,883 --> 00:30:35,015
(WHISPERS) I love you.

578
00:30:35,017 --> 00:30:36,716
Okay. No, just, uh...

579
00:30:36,718 --> 00:30:38,351
Pa, she's here
with her boyfriend.

580
00:30:38,353 --> 00:30:39,619
(CLEARS THROAT)

581
00:30:39,621 --> 00:30:41,421
I don't see no ring
on her finger.

582
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:42,856
RACHEL: Well,
my boyfriend's actually

583
00:30:42,858 --> 00:30:44,524
from Singapore
and that's why we're here.

584
00:30:44,526 --> 00:30:46,559
We're here to go
to his best friend's wedding,

585
00:30:46,561 --> 00:30:48,561
where he's gonna be
the best man.

586
00:30:48,563 --> 00:30:50,430
- Hmm.
- NEENAH: What's his name?

587
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:53,499
This is a very small island.
Maybe we know his family.

588
00:30:53,501 --> 00:30:54,937
His name is Nick Young.

589
00:31:03,578 --> 00:31:04,677
Uh...

590
00:31:04,679 --> 00:31:06,481
The Nick you're dating
is Nick Young?

591
00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:10,416
His best friend...

592
00:31:10,418 --> 00:31:12,886
You're invited
to Colin Khoo's wedding, ah?

593
00:31:12,888 --> 00:31:15,889
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. You guys
know them or something?

594
00:31:15,891 --> 00:31:17,323
Hells yeah.

595
00:31:17,325 --> 00:31:18,791
The Khoos, the Youngs...

596
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:20,961
I mean, who doesn't know
who they are?

597
00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:22,795
They're just
the biggest developers...

598
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:24,831
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- ...in all of Singapore.

599
00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:28,401
And Malaysia, Thailand,
Brunei, New Mexico.

600
00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:29,602
She gets it.

601
00:31:29,604 --> 00:31:31,304
Colin and Araminta's wedding

602
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,406
is Singapore's
event of the century.

603
00:31:33,408 --> 00:31:35,641
The Youngs are like royalty.

604
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,443
Did you not know?
Does she not know?

605
00:31:37,445 --> 00:31:39,579
NEENAH: Why you never
say before?

606
00:31:39,581 --> 00:31:42,515
Tell, tell,
what are they like?

607
00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:45,052
(CHUCKLES) I don't really know
what they're...

608
00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:47,353
I haven't met them yet.
I'm gonna meet them tonight.

609
00:31:47,355 --> 00:31:48,721
I'm going to
Nick's grandma's house.

610
00:31:48,723 --> 00:31:50,090
(GASPS)

611
00:31:50,092 --> 00:31:52,258
You're going to Nick's
grandma's house wearing this?

612
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,760
Wearing that?

613
00:31:53,762 --> 00:31:56,564
(ALL LAUGHING)

614
00:31:59,068 --> 00:32:00,533
No way. No way.

615
00:32:00,535 --> 00:32:02,368
Yeah, I thought
red was a lucky color, right?

616
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:06,606
Yeah. If you're an envelope.
Zing! Nailed it!

617
00:32:06,608 --> 00:32:09,009
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- TWINS: Zing! (GIGGLING)

618
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:11,511
Rachel, these people
aren't just rich, okay?

619
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,846
They're crazy rich. Look.

620
00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:15,448
There's new money
all over Asia.

621
00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:16,582
We got
the Beijing billionaires,

622
00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:18,051
the Taiwan tycoons...

623
00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:20,254
But the Young family,
they're old-money rich.

624
00:32:20,256 --> 00:32:23,689
They had money when
they left China in the 1800s.

625
00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:26,860
And they went
all the way down here.

626
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,529
Not there... Here.

627
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,064
They came to Singapore

628
00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:32,632
when there was nothing
but jungle and pig farmers.

629
00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:34,201
There was a snake here,
eating an apple.

630
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:36,769
You know what I mean?
And they built all of this.

631
00:32:36,771 --> 00:32:38,304
Now, they're the landlords

632
00:32:38,306 --> 00:32:40,073
of the most expensive city
in the world. Here you go.

633
00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:44,410
These people are so posh
and snobby, they're snoshy.

634
00:32:44,412 --> 00:32:45,711
Here you go.

635
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,313
(SCOFFS) Yeah,
but Nick's not like that.

636
00:32:47,315 --> 00:32:49,315
PEIK: Even if he isn't,
I guarantee you the family is.

637
00:32:49,317 --> 00:32:50,583
Which is why tonight,

638
00:32:50,585 --> 00:32:51,584
you need to not look
like Sebastian

639
00:32:51,586 --> 00:32:52,718
of <i>The Little Mermaid.</i>

640
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,288
You know, the little crab guy?

641
00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:56,455
(SCOFFS)

642
00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:58,658
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CAR HORN HONKING)

643
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:00,260
PEIK: Look at this guy,
he's sleeping.

644
00:33:00,262 --> 00:33:01,727
- (HONKS HORN)
- Come on,

645
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,396
this isn't
your grandma's road.

646
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,132
God damn it!

647
00:33:05,134 --> 00:33:06,566
Thank you for driving me.

648
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,434
Duh. This is like
my one chance to see

649
00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:10,436
- the Young family mansion.
- Mmm.

650
00:33:10,438 --> 00:33:11,974
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

651
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:18,845
AUTOMATED VOICE:
<i>At the next intersection,</i>

652
00:33:18,847 --> 00:33:20,015
<i>make a U-turn.</i>

653
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,115
<i>Make a U-turn.</i>

654
00:33:22,117 --> 00:33:23,884
Are you sure
you gave me the right address?

655
00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:25,551
The GPS says there's, like,
nothing here.

656
00:33:25,553 --> 00:33:27,388
Like, literally nothing.

657
00:33:31,894 --> 00:33:33,726
PEIK: I don't know
why we're here.

658
00:33:33,728 --> 00:33:36,263
RACHEL: I mean,
I put in the exact address.

659
00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:38,764
- You copied and you pasted it?
- RACHEL: Yeah.

660
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:40,000
Did you just
copy and paste "jungle"

661
00:33:40,002 --> 00:33:41,869
and just kind of
threw it in there?

662
00:33:41,871 --> 00:33:43,303
- No. This is the address...
- Because I feel like that's...

663
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:45,571
You actually used the...
Okay! All right.

664
00:33:45,573 --> 00:33:48,208
That's a...
Uh, hi! So we'll just...

665
00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:49,742
(CLICKING BUTTON)

666
00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:51,844
Hello, sir. How are you?

667
00:33:51,846 --> 00:33:53,914
We're here for the party,
and we're...

668
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:55,781
We come in peace.

669
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:58,551
Do you know where
the Young family house is?

670
00:33:58,553 --> 00:34:00,620
Nicholas Young?
I'm Rachel Chu.

671
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,056
I'm here to go
to his family dinner.

672
00:34:03,058 --> 00:34:06,792
Uh, Rachel Chu for the list.
If there is a list.

673
00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:08,761
He's on the phone.
He's on the phone.

674
00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:10,898
Is that a gun knife?
It's a knife gun.

675
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:14,836
Okay, and there's a friend.
Hi! Very nice to...

676
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:19,373
We can go through?
We're going through? Okay.

677
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,576
- Don't stab the car.
- RACHEL: Okay.

678
00:34:23,778 --> 00:34:28,183
Okay, okay. Thank you, bye!

679
00:34:50,272 --> 00:34:53,106
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

680
00:34:53,108 --> 00:34:57,044
Beautiful? It's 200 mil
worth of real estate.

681
00:34:57,046 --> 00:34:59,081
It's spectacular.

682
00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:20,668
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

683
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:31,111
Damn, Rachel.
He's like the Asian <i>Bachelor.</i>

684
00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:32,247
Thanks, brother.

685
00:35:37,319 --> 00:35:38,921
Hello, gorgeous.

686
00:35:45,793 --> 00:35:48,527
Wow! I think I've just fallen
in love with you

687
00:35:48,529 --> 00:35:50,698
all over again.

688
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,472
(CLEARS THROAT) Rachel!

689
00:35:58,474 --> 00:35:59,605
I missed you, too.

690
00:35:59,607 --> 00:36:01,441
- Yeah?
- What did you get up to?

691
00:36:01,443 --> 00:36:03,542
Psst! Rachel!

692
00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:06,512
Oh, uh, this is my friend,
Peik Lin.

693
00:36:06,514 --> 00:36:07,881
- Hi, there.
- Howdy.

694
00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:09,116
Thank you very much
for bringing Rachel.

695
00:36:09,118 --> 00:36:10,150
Oh, no worries.

696
00:36:10,152 --> 00:36:11,918
Do you wanna stop by
for some dinner?

697
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,387
- Oh, no, I couldn't impose.
- No, it's not a problem.

698
00:36:13,389 --> 00:36:14,787
- I had some dinner plans.
- Seriously, we've got...

699
00:36:14,789 --> 00:36:16,191
Yeah, I'll fucking come
to dinner.

700
00:36:20,462 --> 00:36:21,827
- RACHEL: I missed you.
- Did you?

701
00:36:21,829 --> 00:36:23,529
- RACHEL: Yes.
- How was your day?

702
00:36:23,531 --> 00:36:25,499
RACHEL: It was fun!
I got to meet

703
00:36:25,501 --> 00:36:27,702
Peik Lin's whole family,
her dog.

704
00:36:30,705 --> 00:36:31,874
PEIK: Nope.

705
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,343
You have a cocktail dress
in your trunk?

706
00:36:36,345 --> 00:36:37,777
I'm not an animal, Rachel.

707
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,081
(NICK CHUCKLES)

708
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,551
RACHEL: I thought
this was just a family thing.

709
00:36:45,553 --> 00:36:48,488
My grandmother's invited some
of her friends over tonight.

710
00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:51,724
Her <i>tan huas</i> are blooming.
It's a whole thing.

711
00:36:51,726 --> 00:36:53,228
You ready for this?

712
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,762
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

713
00:36:56,764 --> 00:37:00,333
Oh, damn, Nick.
It's a party though. Okay.

714
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:01,904
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

715
00:37:05,174 --> 00:37:06,774
(SINGING)

716
00:37:12,081 --> 00:37:13,646
The good bathrooms
are up the stairs,

717
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,115
and you can
get changed in there.

718
00:37:15,117 --> 00:37:17,785
Okay, good, I'll find it.
Thank you.

719
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,724
(CAMERA CLICKING)

720
00:37:29,231 --> 00:37:30,830
You know,
when you said you grew up

721
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,631
in your grandma's house,

722
00:37:32,633 --> 00:37:35,701
I wasn't expecting this.

723
00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:37,204
Thank you.

724
00:37:37,206 --> 00:37:40,974
Oh, no, no.
Those are for your fingers.

725
00:37:40,976 --> 00:37:42,542
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

726
00:37:42,544 --> 00:37:44,311
A little bit much, I know.

727
00:37:44,313 --> 00:37:46,446
I mean,
this place is gorgeous.

728
00:37:46,448 --> 00:37:48,014
And like
the rolling green hills.

729
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,485
I mean, there are
armed guards out there.

730
00:37:51,487 --> 00:37:52,853
And a giant tiger.

731
00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:54,822
- (NICK LAUGHS)
- Okay.

732
00:37:55,623 --> 00:37:58,258
That is Mr. Harimau.

733
00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:00,626
Now, my great-grandfather
actually shot him

734
00:38:00,628 --> 00:38:02,262
when he ran into the house.

735
00:38:02,264 --> 00:38:06,333
But Astrid and I, we used to
hide cigarettes in his paws.

736
00:38:06,335 --> 00:38:07,733
Do you wanna head in?

737
00:38:07,735 --> 00:38:09,903
Actually, I wanted to
bring you over

738
00:38:09,905 --> 00:38:11,340
- to my mum first.
- Oh.

739
00:38:11,739 --> 00:38:13,275
Come on.

740
00:38:19,747 --> 00:38:22,117
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

741
00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:35,730
(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

742
00:38:54,349 --> 00:38:55,417
(IN ENGLISH) Mum.

743
00:38:58,353 --> 00:39:00,921
You need a haircut.
So unkempt.

744
00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:02,721
And you look tired
from your trip.

745
00:39:02,723 --> 00:39:05,824
I'm gonna ask the cook
to make you some herbal soup.

746
00:39:05,826 --> 00:39:07,394
(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

747
00:39:07,396 --> 00:39:09,429
(IN ENGLISH) I'll send it
to the hotel later.

748
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:12,098
Mum, this is Rachel Chu.

749
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:15,734
Oh, my gosh! I'm so happy
to meet you, Mrs. Young.

750
00:39:15,736 --> 00:39:18,038
Or Auntie. Right?

751
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,107
(LAUGHS) I'm learning
the lingo.

752
00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:23,343
I'm very glad
to finally meet you, too.

753
00:39:23,345 --> 00:39:25,844
And I'm sorry Nick's father
couldn't be here.

754
00:39:25,846 --> 00:39:27,914
He was called to business
in Shanghai.

755
00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:31,351
I told Rachel when duty calls,
Dad answers.

756
00:39:31,353 --> 00:39:32,419
As it should be.

757
00:39:32,421 --> 00:39:34,521
Nick tells me
you're a professor, too.

758
00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:35,889
What do you teach?

759
00:39:35,891 --> 00:39:37,424
Um, I teach economics.

760
00:39:37,426 --> 00:39:40,462
And she's brilliant.
NYU's youngest faculty member.

761
00:39:41,863 --> 00:39:44,531
(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

762
00:39:44,533 --> 00:39:46,099
ELEANOR: (IN ENGLISH)
So, economics...

763
00:39:46,101 --> 00:39:47,667
Sounds challenging.

764
00:39:47,669 --> 00:39:49,402
Are your parents
academics as well?

765
00:39:49,404 --> 00:39:53,039
No. Well, my dad actually died
before I was born,

766
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,175
and my mom
didn't even go to college.

767
00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:57,010
She actually hardly spoke
any English

768
00:39:57,012 --> 00:39:59,246
when she immigrated
to the United States.

769
00:39:59,248 --> 00:40:01,814
But she worked really hard,
and she studied,

770
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,516
and she earned
her real estate license

771
00:40:03,518 --> 00:40:05,986
while she was waiting tables
to support us.

772
00:40:05,988 --> 00:40:07,454
Now, she likes to say

773
00:40:07,456 --> 00:40:10,123
that she's Flushing's
top real estate broker.

774
00:40:10,125 --> 00:40:15,695
Self-made woman.
She must be so proud of you.

775
00:40:15,697 --> 00:40:18,098
Well, she knows that I'm
passionate about what I do,

776
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,868
and she's always
wanted that for me.

777
00:40:21,203 --> 00:40:25,272
Pursuing one's passion.
How American.

778
00:40:25,274 --> 00:40:27,974
Well, your mother's
very open-minded,

779
00:40:27,976 --> 00:40:29,576
not like here,

780
00:40:29,578 --> 00:40:31,244
where parents are obsessed

781
00:40:31,246 --> 00:40:33,213
with shaping the life
of their children.

782
00:40:33,215 --> 00:40:35,548
- (BELL RINGS)
- (GUESTS APPLAUDING)

783
00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:36,650
That's dinner.

784
00:40:36,652 --> 00:40:37,851
Go ahead.

785
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,185
I'll be out in a minute.

786
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,721
Rachel, it was lovely
meeting you.

787
00:40:41,723 --> 00:40:44,991
Thank you. You, too.

788
00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:46,792
Okay, she hates me.

789
00:40:46,794 --> 00:40:48,695
She takes a little minute
to warm up,

790
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,866
- but we'll get there.
- A minute?

791
00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:55,003
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

792
00:41:04,012 --> 00:41:06,448
- Nicki! Rachel!
- NICK: Astrid.

793
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,082
Hey. Good to see you.

794
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:10,216
I'm so glad you could make it.

795
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:11,685
- NICK: Michael.
- Nick.

796
00:41:11,687 --> 00:41:13,219
RACHEL: Astrid. So good
to see a face I know.

797
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:14,854
This is my husband, Michael.

798
00:41:14,856 --> 00:41:17,057
Nice to meet you.
Heard so much about you.

799
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:18,425
Nice to meet you, Michael.

800
00:41:18,427 --> 00:41:21,561
Hey, the golden boy's back!
Nick!

801
00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,829
And you must be Rachel.

802
00:41:23,831 --> 00:41:25,865
I'm Edison Cheng.
This is my wife.

803
00:41:25,867 --> 00:41:27,300
- Hi. I'm...
- Her name is Fiona.

804
00:41:27,302 --> 00:41:29,102
So I see you've already met
Princess Astrid

805
00:41:29,104 --> 00:41:31,538
and her little
soldier toy-boy, Mikey.

806
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,740
You know, Mikey is a big-shot
tech startup guy.

807
00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:35,141
So if you forget
your password,

808
00:41:35,143 --> 00:41:36,676
he's your man. (LAUGHS)

809
00:41:36,678 --> 00:41:40,180
So you're from the Taiwan
plastic Chus, right?

810
00:41:40,182 --> 00:41:42,949
Can I punch him in the face?
Just once.

811
00:41:42,951 --> 00:41:44,217
Take a number.

812
00:41:44,219 --> 00:41:47,420
I'll be in my usual corner.
Champagne?

813
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:48,990
ASTRID: Thank you.

814
00:41:53,161 --> 00:41:56,830
So, have you prepped Rachel
to face the wolves?

815
00:41:56,832 --> 00:41:58,498
Rachel is a New Yorker.

816
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:01,267
She lectures millennials
for a living.

817
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,336
I think she'll manage
our family.

818
00:42:03,338 --> 00:42:05,772
You've been away too long.

819
00:42:05,774 --> 00:42:07,240
EDDIE: Okay, sorry, time out.

820
00:42:07,242 --> 00:42:09,409
So you're not
from a Taiwan Chu family?

821
00:42:09,411 --> 00:42:10,744
Nope.

822
00:42:10,746 --> 00:42:12,312
Hong Kong telecom Chus?

823
00:42:12,314 --> 00:42:13,246
No.

824
00:42:13,248 --> 00:42:15,215
Malaysian packing peanut Chus?

825
00:42:15,217 --> 00:42:16,683
Is that really a thing?

826
00:42:16,685 --> 00:42:18,618
- Yeah, it's everywhere.
- I'm gonna stop you there

827
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,320
because I'm gonna take her
on the rounds.

828
00:42:20,322 --> 00:42:22,322
- We'll be back, though.
- No, wait. Hang on.

829
00:42:22,324 --> 00:42:25,325
China instant noodle Chus.
Rachel,

830
00:42:25,327 --> 00:42:28,163
Chu are you? (LAUGHING)

831
00:42:29,131 --> 00:42:31,400
Ugh. Let's go.

832
00:42:34,369 --> 00:42:36,936
This is Auntie Alix
and Auntie Felicity.

833
00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:38,805
RACHEL: Hi!
It's so nice to meet you.

834
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,641
I've never been
to a <i>tan hua</i> party before.

835
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,943
We love any excuse
to throw a soiree.

836
00:42:43,945 --> 00:42:46,045
Do your parents like
to entertain?

837
00:42:46,047 --> 00:42:49,050
Oh. I'm sorry.
Your mother's single.

838
00:42:49,618 --> 00:42:51,017
Yup.

839
00:42:51,019 --> 00:42:52,318
NICK: Auntie Jacqueline.

840
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,720
One of my parents'
oldest friends.

841
00:42:53,722 --> 00:42:57,023
I actually met Nick's father
at Cambridge.

842
00:42:57,025 --> 00:42:59,959
So, what line of work
is your father in?

843
00:42:59,961 --> 00:43:02,162
Oh, my father died
before I was born.

844
00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:05,131
But he was a factory worker
in China.

845
00:43:05,133 --> 00:43:06,635
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

846
00:43:20,282 --> 00:43:22,182
(IN ENGLISH)
This is Ling Cheh,

847
00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:24,219
my old nanny.

848
00:43:26,822 --> 00:43:28,288
(BOTH LAUGHING)

849
00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:32,125
Look, now's the time
we need all hands on deck.

850
00:43:32,127 --> 00:43:34,294
Please, please,
just do me this favor.

851
00:43:34,296 --> 00:43:36,064
Thank you. Bye-bye.

852
00:43:37,332 --> 00:43:39,732
They started
clearing away dinner.

853
00:43:39,734 --> 00:43:41,369
Your favorites.

854
00:43:42,671 --> 00:43:44,539
Thank you. (KISSES)

855
00:43:46,641 --> 00:43:48,575
ASTRID: You know if you need
bodies at the office,

856
00:43:48,577 --> 00:43:50,345
I could always come in
and help out.

857
00:43:52,214 --> 00:43:54,314
The glamorous Astrid Leong

858
00:43:54,316 --> 00:43:57,817
- working as an assistant?
- Mmm-hmm.

859
00:43:57,819 --> 00:44:02,489
Wait, isn't Araminta's
bachelorette party tomorrow?

860
00:44:02,491 --> 00:44:06,025
And this will be the perfect
excuse to get out of it.

861
00:44:06,027 --> 00:44:08,394
Thank you. Really.

862
00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:10,432
But I've got
everything covered.

863
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:12,767
Okay.

864
00:44:13,936 --> 00:44:15,401
I forgot to get you a fork.

865
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,506
It's okay, you stay.
I'll go get it.

866
00:44:21,878 --> 00:44:24,779
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

867
00:44:26,348 --> 00:44:29,351
Michael,
I think it's the office.

868
00:44:30,619 --> 00:44:32,120
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

869
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:39,628
(GASPS)

870
00:44:41,696 --> 00:44:44,797
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

871
00:44:44,799 --> 00:44:47,868
Oh, my God! Nick, I can't
believe I just did that.

872
00:44:47,870 --> 00:44:49,702
It's fine. I don't think
anybody even noticed.

873
00:44:49,704 --> 00:44:51,604
I think I freaked out
your nanny... (GASPS)

874
00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,840
BOTH: Oh, my God!

875
00:44:53,842 --> 00:44:55,174
RACHEL: So sorry.

876
00:44:55,176 --> 00:44:56,209
NICK: It's fine,
don't worry about it.

877
00:44:56,211 --> 00:44:57,610
Can I have a tissue please?

878
00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,246
Go, go. Get changed.
I'll keep Rachel company.

879
00:45:00,248 --> 00:45:02,248
Thank you, Oli.
You're in good hands.

880
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:03,616
Give me two minutes.
I'll change.

881
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:05,153
Sorry.

882
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:06,819
(SIGHS)

883
00:45:06,821 --> 00:45:08,054
Hi, I'm Rachel.

884
00:45:08,056 --> 00:45:09,689
Oh, I know. (CHUCKLES)

885
00:45:09,691 --> 00:45:11,691
PEIK: Rachel! Rachel!

886
00:45:11,693 --> 00:45:13,628
I heard you thought
<i>Ah Ma</i> was the cook!

887
00:45:14,997 --> 00:45:16,529
- (GROANS)
- Ahh!

888
00:45:16,531 --> 00:45:19,265
On the bright side,
you're the talk of the party.

889
00:45:19,267 --> 00:45:20,833
People like your dress.

890
00:45:20,835 --> 00:45:21,936
Oh, I did that.

891
00:45:21,938 --> 00:45:23,136
- Oh.
- I know!

892
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:25,039
Such a chic '70s goddess.

893
00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:26,472
PEIK: I know.

894
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,441
It's very disco Cleopatra,
but in a good way.

895
00:45:28,443 --> 00:45:29,977
That's exactly
what I was going for.

896
00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:32,612
Oh, well. Oliver.

897
00:45:32,614 --> 00:45:34,280
- Hi.
- I like your shoes.

898
00:45:34,282 --> 00:45:36,016
Oh, thank you.
I'm Peik Lin. Ditto.

899
00:45:36,018 --> 00:45:37,417
- OLIVER: Cheers.
- There you go.

900
00:45:37,419 --> 00:45:38,886
Gosh, these are lovely.

901
00:45:38,888 --> 00:45:39,954
They're clip-ons. Thank you.

902
00:45:39,956 --> 00:45:41,588
Are they? Oh, wow!

903
00:45:41,590 --> 00:45:43,590
So, Oliver,
are you a cousin, too?

904
00:45:43,592 --> 00:45:47,027
Mmm. Well, I'm one of
the poorer relations.

905
00:45:47,029 --> 00:45:48,597
The rainbow sheep
of the family.

906
00:45:49,798 --> 00:45:51,097
But I make myself useful.

907
00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:53,199
Whatever the Youngs want,
I procure.

908
00:45:53,201 --> 00:45:56,202
Golden koi fish,
Huanghuali furniture.

909
00:45:56,204 --> 00:45:57,737
A rare Cambodian gong.

910
00:45:57,739 --> 00:46:00,709
Why would they want to buy
a rare Cambodian gong?

911
00:46:03,812 --> 00:46:05,480
Because they can.

912
00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,987
<i>Ah Ma</i> insists
all your clothes be washed

913
00:46:12,989 --> 00:46:14,789
and pressed every two weeks.

914
00:46:16,959 --> 00:46:18,859
This one.

915
00:46:18,861 --> 00:46:22,163
Everything is exactly
as I left it.

916
00:46:30,271 --> 00:46:32,305
Looking for your cigars?

917
00:46:32,307 --> 00:46:34,809
I had them thrown out
years ago.

918
00:46:35,978 --> 00:46:37,410
(SIGHS)

919
00:46:37,412 --> 00:46:39,178
Never could get
anything past you, could I?

920
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,813
(CHUCKLES)

921
00:46:40,815 --> 00:46:43,951
I keep telling <i>Ah Ma</i>
to put your things away,

922
00:46:43,953 --> 00:46:45,284
but she says this room

923
00:46:45,286 --> 00:46:47,322
makes her feel
like you're still here.

924
00:46:49,391 --> 00:46:51,457
Well, I got an earful

925
00:46:51,459 --> 00:46:54,229
when you didn't move back
last year.

926
00:46:55,397 --> 00:46:58,231
Your father and I were really

927
00:46:58,233 --> 00:47:00,201
looking forward
to having you home.

928
00:47:03,171 --> 00:47:04,940
He's not getting any younger.

929
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,974
With you onboard,

930
00:47:06,976 --> 00:47:09,444
maybe he'll take a day off
once in a while.

931
00:47:10,845 --> 00:47:12,845
I know, Mum.

932
00:47:12,847 --> 00:47:15,082
I'm just not ready yet.

933
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,652
There's things in New York
that I wanna see through.

934
00:47:20,355 --> 00:47:24,091
Well, I'm happy
I finally met Rachel.

935
00:47:24,093 --> 00:47:26,325
She is very impressive.

936
00:47:26,327 --> 00:47:28,461
I think so, too.

937
00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:29,729
I thought
you might be excited

938
00:47:29,731 --> 00:47:32,198
that the first girl
that I bring home

939
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,402
is a Chinese professor.

940
00:47:35,737 --> 00:47:38,174
Chinese American.

941
00:47:41,443 --> 00:47:44,912
You know, bringing her home,

942
00:47:44,914 --> 00:47:48,249
introducing her
at a large family gathering,

943
00:47:49,051 --> 00:47:50,650
some people may say...

944
00:47:50,652 --> 00:47:52,853
When there's something
to say

945
00:47:52,855 --> 00:47:56,389
about Rachel and me,
you'll be first to hear.

946
00:47:56,391 --> 00:47:57,927
(ELEANOR CHUCKLES)

947
00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:04,764
But some things I need to
figure out on my own.

948
00:48:04,766 --> 00:48:07,836
Is that an American accent
I'm hearing?

949
00:48:09,738 --> 00:48:10,873
How do I look?

950
00:48:18,346 --> 00:48:19,781
Perfect.

951
00:48:21,349 --> 00:48:25,653
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- (ASIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

952
00:48:33,361 --> 00:48:35,461
Everyone! Everyone!

953
00:48:35,463 --> 00:48:38,464
The <i>tan hua</i> plants
very rarely bloom,

954
00:48:38,466 --> 00:48:40,901
and even then only at night.

955
00:48:40,903 --> 00:48:45,505
Their beauty is spectacular
but fleeting.

956
00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:48,441
By dawn, they'll be gone.

957
00:48:48,443 --> 00:48:50,645
- Come. Come.
- (ALL APPLAUDING)

958
00:48:59,287 --> 00:49:01,855
Oh, someone forgot
to wear a bra.

959
00:49:01,857 --> 00:49:06,759
Kitty Pong. Cousin Alistair's
latest flame. An actress.

960
00:49:06,761 --> 00:49:11,265
Rumor is, she was in a porno.
<i>Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.</i>

961
00:49:11,267 --> 00:49:13,967
You know, I thought I would
like that more than I did.

962
00:49:13,969 --> 00:49:15,971
- The book was much better.
- PEIK: Mmm-hmm.

963
00:49:18,573 --> 00:49:22,642
Is it just me
or are people staring at me?

964
00:49:22,644 --> 00:49:26,345
Oh, they're just jealous.
You nabbed the crown prince.

965
00:49:26,347 --> 00:49:29,917
Nicki is <i>Ah Ma's</i> favorite,
in line to inherit everything.

966
00:49:29,919 --> 00:49:32,752
No surprise there
when that's the competition.

967
00:49:32,754 --> 00:49:34,821
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- (LAUGHING)

968
00:49:34,823 --> 00:49:36,926
Oh, speaking of
the grande dame...

969
00:49:58,981 --> 00:49:59,947
There you are.

970
00:49:59,949 --> 00:50:01,347
I've been looking
all over for you.

971
00:50:01,349 --> 00:50:03,785
You ready to meet
my grandmother?

972
00:50:05,888 --> 00:50:07,328
- (BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN)
- <i>Ah Ma...</i>

973
00:50:25,341 --> 00:50:26,641
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

974
00:50:36,919 --> 00:50:37,953
(LAUGHS)

975
00:50:48,230 --> 00:50:49,629
(NICK CHUCKLES)

976
00:50:49,631 --> 00:50:52,165
ALIX: (IN ENGLISH) Look,
they're in full bloom.

977
00:50:52,167 --> 00:50:54,169
(ALL APPLAUDING)

978
00:51:08,650 --> 00:51:11,517
JACQUELINE: It's so nice
having Nick back home.

979
00:51:11,519 --> 00:51:14,023
But he seems different.

980
00:51:16,058 --> 00:51:19,458
When children are away
from home too long,

981
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:21,496
they forget who they are.

982
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,832
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

983
00:51:31,572 --> 00:51:33,773
What's up? Let's jam!

984
00:51:33,775 --> 00:51:35,576
- (ALL CHEERING)
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

985
00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:40,914
(GASPS)

986
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:45,451
Rachel!
So happy you're here. Oh!

987
00:51:45,453 --> 00:51:49,356
Oh, my God.
Your Gap look, brilliant.

988
00:51:49,358 --> 00:51:51,158
- Thanks.
- (CHUCKLES)

989
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,559
- She's coming with me.
- Uh, hold on.

990
00:51:53,561 --> 00:51:55,561
Kiss. 36 hours. Bye.

991
00:51:55,563 --> 00:51:57,797
- Minty, one piece please.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

992
00:51:57,799 --> 00:51:59,465
Not listening at all.

993
00:51:59,467 --> 00:52:02,002
So, I'm gonna intro you
to my posse.

994
00:52:02,004 --> 00:52:04,972
We're flying to
my mom's resort in Sumatra.

995
00:52:04,974 --> 00:52:08,909
She's closed down
the whole place just for us.

996
00:52:08,911 --> 00:52:10,843
We're gonna have so much fun.

997
00:52:10,845 --> 00:52:14,047
Come on, meet the girls.
Girls, this is Rachel Chu.

998
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:15,050
ALL: Hi!

999
00:52:16,218 --> 00:52:17,920
(ALL CHEERING)

1000
00:52:20,155 --> 00:52:22,521
NICK: So you let Bernard Tai
organize all of this?

1001
00:52:22,523 --> 00:52:23,758
COLIN: Yeah.

1002
00:52:24,826 --> 00:52:25,926
Bernard.

1003
00:52:25,928 --> 00:52:26,996
Hey.

1004
00:52:27,762 --> 00:52:30,232
This is for you, asshole.

1005
00:52:33,435 --> 00:52:38,537
ARAMINTA: Tina! Tini!
The twins are in the house!

1006
00:52:38,539 --> 00:52:42,541
I'm so glad you made it!
How are you?

1007
00:52:42,543 --> 00:52:44,077
It's easy to make
a killer entrance

1008
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:46,013
when you come
as a matching set.

1009
00:52:46,015 --> 00:52:49,216
Hi, we haven't met.
I'm Amanda Ling.

1010
00:52:49,218 --> 00:52:51,451
Hi, I'm Rachel Chu.

1011
00:52:51,453 --> 00:52:53,220
Oh, you're
Nick Young's friend.

1012
00:52:53,222 --> 00:52:55,788
- Yeah.
- Word gets around fast here.

1013
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:58,325
You're a professor
at NYU, right?

1014
00:52:58,327 --> 00:53:00,559
Yes. Um, what about you?

1015
00:53:00,561 --> 00:53:02,728
Oh, I'm a lawyer.
General counsel

1016
00:53:02,730 --> 00:53:04,830
to the Young Family
Corporation, actually.

1017
00:53:04,832 --> 00:53:06,299
That's very impressive.

1018
00:53:06,301 --> 00:53:09,169
Mmm. Nah. Just good,
old-fashioned nepotism.

1019
00:53:09,171 --> 00:53:12,105
I grew up with Nick and Colin.
We're family friends.

1020
00:53:12,107 --> 00:53:14,241
It's nice to meet you,
Rachel Chu.

1021
00:53:14,243 --> 00:53:15,741
(HORN HONKS)

1022
00:53:15,743 --> 00:53:19,645
ARAMINTA: Ladies, come on.
We're wheels up in five.

1023
00:53:19,647 --> 00:53:20,947
Let's do this?

1024
00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:22,249
Let's go.

1025
00:53:22,251 --> 00:53:24,086
(WOMEN CHEERING)

1026
00:53:26,255 --> 00:53:28,422
(GASPS)

1027
00:53:28,424 --> 00:53:30,457
- (LAUGHS)
- Yeah!

1028
00:53:30,459 --> 00:53:33,860
All I wanted was a weekend
away with my boys.

1029
00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:36,329
And some beer.
Maybe some rugby.

1030
00:53:36,331 --> 00:53:39,066
Don't worry. It's gonna be
great, whatever happens.

1031
00:53:39,068 --> 00:53:40,100
Yeah.

1032
00:53:40,102 --> 00:53:42,235
BERNARD: Let's make
some babies!

1033
00:53:42,237 --> 00:53:45,140
I don't think it will be.

1034
00:53:46,275 --> 00:53:48,210
<i>(RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES</i>
PLAYING)

1035
00:53:55,951 --> 00:53:58,818
Any asshole can plan
a normal stag party.

1036
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:02,322
Hookers, drugs, dog-fighting.

1037
00:54:02,324 --> 00:54:04,891
That's minor league shit.

1038
00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:07,160
To organize a party
this massive...

1039
00:54:07,162 --> 00:54:09,463
(SOFTLY)
Takes a massive asshole.

1040
00:54:09,465 --> 00:54:12,032
...takes a goddamn mastermind.

1041
00:54:12,034 --> 00:54:14,103
Where exactly is this party?

1042
00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:17,106
It's right there.

1043
00:54:21,577 --> 00:54:23,011
Bloody hell!

1044
00:54:33,721 --> 00:54:34,820
Whoo!

1045
00:54:34,822 --> 00:54:37,692
(ALL CHEERING)

1046
00:54:50,339 --> 00:54:53,876
- (ALL CHEERING)
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1047
00:55:03,519 --> 00:55:05,085
(LAUGHING)

1048
00:55:05,087 --> 00:55:06,652
BERNARD:
Did you just see that?

1049
00:55:06,654 --> 00:55:08,787
EDDIE: Oh, my God, Nick.
What are you worried about?

1050
00:55:08,789 --> 00:55:10,023
You don't have to
keep Rachel happy.

1051
00:55:10,025 --> 00:55:11,591
She's just lucky to be here.

1052
00:55:11,593 --> 00:55:12,959
Nice, Eddie.

1053
00:55:12,961 --> 00:55:14,494
EDDIE: (SCOFFS) Oh, what?

1054
00:55:14,496 --> 00:55:16,329
So we're gonna pretend
like that's not the truth?

1055
00:55:16,331 --> 00:55:17,730
Are we in some kind of
fairy tale story

1056
00:55:17,732 --> 00:55:18,965
that I don't know about?

1057
00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:20,400
Did you find a shoe
at midnight

1058
00:55:20,402 --> 00:55:21,834
and jump in a pumpkin?

1059
00:55:21,836 --> 00:55:24,271
Yo, I got so much shit
about marrying Fiona,

1060
00:55:24,273 --> 00:55:25,472
and her parents own

1061
00:55:25,474 --> 00:55:27,541
the biggest shipping company
in Hong Kong.

1062
00:55:27,543 --> 00:55:30,010
Hey, Araminta's adorable,
but you think your dad

1063
00:55:30,012 --> 00:55:31,578
would be spending millions
on this wedding

1064
00:55:31,580 --> 00:55:34,881
if her parents didn't own
a billion-dollar resort chain?

1065
00:55:34,883 --> 00:55:37,017
What's Rachel bringing
to the table?

1066
00:55:37,019 --> 00:55:39,619
- Oh! Small tits!
- (ALL LAUGHING)

1067
00:55:39,621 --> 00:55:41,021
MEN: Oh!

1068
00:55:41,023 --> 00:55:43,990
Hey. It's not worth it, man.
They're drunk.

1069
00:55:43,992 --> 00:55:47,861
BERNARD: Hey, guys,
this is boring. Massage time.

1070
00:55:47,863 --> 00:55:50,497
And you, the bachelor,

1071
00:55:50,499 --> 00:55:53,266
you're gonna get one
before this weekend is over.

1072
00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:56,970
Or we're gonna tie you up
and shave your coo coo chara.

1073
00:55:56,972 --> 00:55:58,638
(ALL LAUGHING)

1074
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,240
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Coo coo chara!

1075
00:56:00,242 --> 00:56:02,477
Hey, come try this.
(LAUGHING)

1076
00:56:03,778 --> 00:56:05,846
We have to get off this ship.

1077
00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:09,817
(ALL CHEERING)

1078
00:56:16,925 --> 00:56:19,960
ARAMINTA: Welcome to paradise.

1079
00:56:19,962 --> 00:56:23,398
This is Samsara Island.

1080
00:56:25,667 --> 00:56:28,201
This weekend
is about sisterhood

1081
00:56:28,203 --> 00:56:32,472
and connecting
with the divine in all of us.

1082
00:56:32,474 --> 00:56:36,775
So, I hope you'll all find
your bliss,

1083
00:56:36,777 --> 00:56:40,746
starting with an all-paid
shopping spree

1084
00:56:40,748 --> 00:56:42,815
at the fashion boutique!

1085
00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,286
(ALL SCREAMING)

1086
00:56:48,323 --> 00:56:50,957
Come on! Come on!

1087
00:56:50,959 --> 00:56:53,792
(WOMEN SCREAMING)

1088
00:56:53,794 --> 00:56:55,128
FRANCESCA:
Bitch, I saw this first!

1089
00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:56,329
But you have ping pong tits!

1090
00:56:56,331 --> 00:56:57,631
What about
your mosquito bites?

1091
00:56:57,633 --> 00:56:59,299
- No!
- You know it's true!

1092
00:56:59,301 --> 00:57:03,836
(CHANTING) One more minute!
You keep what you can carry.

1093
00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:08,575
One more minute!
You keep what you can carry.

1094
00:57:08,577 --> 00:57:12,811
Yeah, no one loves free stuff
more than rich people.

1095
00:57:12,813 --> 00:57:14,547
Just the one dress for you?

1096
00:57:14,549 --> 00:57:17,384
- I don't wanna lose an arm.
- (CHUCKLES)

1097
00:57:17,386 --> 00:57:20,122
Ooh. Well, in that case,

1098
00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:25,127
one last touch.

1099
00:57:33,035 --> 00:57:35,001
Well, isn't Nick a lucky guy.

1100
00:57:35,003 --> 00:57:36,469
ARAMINTA: Time's up!

1101
00:57:36,471 --> 00:57:38,972
Next stop... Spa!

1102
00:57:38,974 --> 00:57:41,209
(ALL CHEERING)

1103
00:57:45,681 --> 00:57:47,914
COLIN: You're a genius.
You know that, right?

1104
00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:49,382
NICK: What's a best man for?

1105
00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:51,551
Guess that pilot's license
came in handy after all.

1106
00:57:51,553 --> 00:57:53,553
- (COLIN LAUGHS)
- Here you go, champ.

1107
00:57:53,555 --> 00:57:55,088
COLIN: Oh, thank you, sir.

1108
00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,457
Mmm. I think that is the best
beer I've ever had.

1109
00:57:57,459 --> 00:58:00,362
I'm gonna have to agree
with you on that. (GRUNTS)

1110
00:58:01,763 --> 00:58:03,463
(SIGHS)

1111
00:58:03,465 --> 00:58:05,065
You know,
if it wasn't for Araminta,

1112
00:58:05,067 --> 00:58:06,800
I'd ask you to marry me.

1113
00:58:06,802 --> 00:58:08,337
(CHUCKLES)

1114
00:58:09,338 --> 00:58:10,472
Although,

1115
00:58:12,774 --> 00:58:14,040
there is a little something

1116
00:58:14,042 --> 00:58:15,377
that might get
in the way of that.

1117
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,013
Mmm.

1118
00:58:20,015 --> 00:58:22,315
- No!
- NICK: Yeah.

1119
00:58:22,317 --> 00:58:24,784
- Is that real? (LAUGHS)
- Yes.

1120
00:58:24,786 --> 00:58:26,286
- Wow! Yes!
- Yes.

1121
00:58:26,288 --> 00:58:28,288
Yes, man! Congratulations!

1122
00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:30,390
- I know.
- That is freaking amazing.

1123
00:58:30,392 --> 00:58:32,058
- I'm ready.
- You're ready.

1124
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:34,094
You're doing it. (CHUCKLES)

1125
00:58:34,096 --> 00:58:36,129
Nick, I'm really happy
for you, man.

1126
00:58:36,131 --> 00:58:38,233
- Thanks, dude.
- (CHUCKLES)

1127
00:58:44,906 --> 00:58:47,207
(GRUNTS)

1128
00:58:47,209 --> 00:58:49,676
I think my masseuse
just got me pregnant.

1129
00:58:49,678 --> 00:58:51,313
(LAUGHS)

1130
00:58:55,117 --> 00:58:58,253
I can see why Nick put off
coming back to Singapore.

1131
00:58:58,855 --> 00:59:00,420
What do you mean?

1132
00:59:00,422 --> 00:59:03,656
You know, he was supposed
to come back last year,

1133
00:59:03,658 --> 00:59:05,692
take over the family business.

1134
00:59:05,694 --> 00:59:08,294
His parents freaked out
when he didn't.

1135
00:59:08,296 --> 00:59:12,867
But, now that he's back,
I'm sure all is forgiven.

1136
00:59:12,869 --> 00:59:14,567
RACHEL: But he's not back
for good.

1137
00:59:14,569 --> 00:59:16,605
I mean,
we're just here for a wedding.

1138
00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:22,310
Wow!

1139
00:59:23,812 --> 00:59:24,911
But?

1140
00:59:24,913 --> 00:59:27,213
No, I'm really happy for you.

1141
00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,282
Colin, I've known you
since you were in nappies.

1142
00:59:29,284 --> 00:59:31,818
I know when there's something
on your mind.

1143
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:34,521
Well, it wasn't
that long ago

1144
00:59:34,523 --> 00:59:37,991
that you were sure
you were moving back home.

1145
00:59:37,993 --> 00:59:42,063
And I mean, Rachel loves
her job in New York.

1146
00:59:43,031 --> 00:59:45,598
Yeah, we're gonna
figure that out.

1147
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,968
You're going to
figure it out. Right.

1148
00:59:48,970 --> 00:59:51,571
AMANDA: <i>Rachel, I get it.</i>

1149
00:59:51,573 --> 00:59:53,139
It's hard knowing
where you stand

1150
00:59:53,141 --> 00:59:55,041
with someone
like Nicholas Young.

1151
00:59:55,043 --> 00:59:57,477
He has all that pressure
from his family.

1152
00:59:57,479 --> 01:00:01,714
Not just in business,
but in who he's dating.

1153
01:00:01,716 --> 01:00:03,650
It's like, you just never know

1154
01:00:03,652 --> 01:00:06,555
what's quite going on
in that gorgeous head of his.

1155
01:00:09,624 --> 01:00:12,893
Nick told you that
we were together, right?

1156
01:00:12,895 --> 01:00:15,328
It's ancient history now.
(CHUCKLES)

1157
01:00:15,330 --> 01:00:18,866
Although our families,
particularly his mother,

1158
01:00:18,868 --> 01:00:22,101
always wanted us
to get married.

1159
01:00:22,103 --> 01:00:23,603
I guess we weren't ready then.

1160
01:00:23,605 --> 01:00:26,339
Dude, ever since
primary school,

1161
01:00:26,341 --> 01:00:28,208
you were always going to be

1162
01:00:28,210 --> 01:00:30,844
the next chairman
of the Young Corporation,

1163
01:00:30,846 --> 01:00:32,979
your family's shining heir.

1164
01:00:32,981 --> 01:00:34,314
You really think
your family's going to

1165
01:00:34,316 --> 01:00:36,816
accept anything
less than that?

1166
01:00:36,818 --> 01:00:38,453
I mean, unless you...

1167
01:00:39,621 --> 01:00:40,787
No.

1168
01:00:40,789 --> 01:00:42,055
(COLIN STAMMERS)

1169
01:00:42,057 --> 01:00:44,457
Are you thinking
of walking out?

1170
01:00:44,459 --> 01:00:47,193
Leaving everything
to bloody Alistair and Eddie?

1171
01:00:47,195 --> 01:00:49,295
I'm not walking out
on anything.

1172
01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:52,665
I met a girl, I fell in love
and I want to marry her.

1173
01:00:52,667 --> 01:00:55,502
And it can't just be
one thing or the other.

1174
01:00:55,504 --> 01:00:57,036
Uh... No, no, no.

1175
01:00:57,038 --> 01:01:00,340
It's not that simple.
You know that.

1176
01:01:00,342 --> 01:01:02,375
I really admire you.

1177
01:01:02,377 --> 01:01:05,812
It takes guts
coming all the way over here,

1178
01:01:05,814 --> 01:01:07,547
facing Nick's family.

1179
01:01:07,549 --> 01:01:11,852
Especially when Eleanor isn't
exactly in your corner.

1180
01:01:11,854 --> 01:01:14,387
Okay, your family aside,
have you ever thought about

1181
01:01:14,389 --> 01:01:16,656
what your relationship
with Rachel

1182
01:01:16,658 --> 01:01:19,225
will be like
if you got married?

1183
01:01:19,227 --> 01:01:20,627
I mean, okay,

1184
01:01:20,629 --> 01:01:22,662
you're Nicholas Young.
You're untouchable.

1185
01:01:22,664 --> 01:01:27,567
You always have been.
But Rachel's not.

1186
01:01:27,569 --> 01:01:30,703
<i>And if she becomes
Mrs. Nicholas Young,</i>

1187
01:01:30,705 --> 01:01:33,341
<i>every day for her
is going to be a struggle.</i>

1188
01:01:38,179 --> 01:01:42,515
CELINE: <i>I heard she told Tini
that Nick is a good catch.</i>

1189
01:01:42,517 --> 01:01:45,418
So typical.
She's not even that pretty.

1190
01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:48,821
It's like she's never heard
of plastic surgery. (GIGGLES)

1191
01:01:48,823 --> 01:01:50,425
CELINE: Oh, shit.

1192
01:01:53,828 --> 01:01:55,730
(SNIFFLES)

1193
01:01:56,698 --> 01:01:58,097
Sorry.

1194
01:01:58,099 --> 01:01:59,768
You sure she's ready for that?

1195
01:02:03,572 --> 01:02:04,806
(SIGHS)

1196
01:02:08,577 --> 01:02:09,778
Rachel?

1197
01:02:17,452 --> 01:02:19,652
RACHEL: I'm so sorry.
ASTRID: It's okay.

1198
01:02:19,654 --> 01:02:22,155
Let's just forget
about those girls.

1199
01:02:22,157 --> 01:02:23,323
Camp out here

1200
01:02:23,325 --> 01:02:24,685
- and order room service?
- (GASPS)

1201
01:02:27,329 --> 01:02:28,830
(FLIES BUZZING)

1202
01:02:36,171 --> 01:02:37,537
I'll call security.

1203
01:02:37,539 --> 01:02:38,607
No.

1204
01:02:40,842 --> 01:02:44,210
I'm not gonna make a scene.

1205
01:02:44,212 --> 01:02:46,681
I'm not gonna give them
the satisfaction.

1206
01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:49,782
(GRUNTS)

1207
01:02:49,784 --> 01:02:52,485
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1208
01:02:52,487 --> 01:02:56,122
This weekend was supposed
to be mani-pedis,

1209
01:02:56,124 --> 01:02:58,491
cocktails served
in pineapples.

1210
01:02:58,493 --> 01:03:00,861
This definitely wasn't
on the menu.

1211
01:03:00,863 --> 01:03:03,998
Why would Araminta even have
friends like that?

1212
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,665
They're so mean.

1213
01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:08,068
ASTRID: Well, you grow up
your whole lives together,

1214
01:03:08,070 --> 01:03:09,771
you make excuses for people.

1215
01:03:10,906 --> 01:03:12,805
Specially the morons.

1216
01:03:12,807 --> 01:03:15,408
I mean, I know Michael didn't
have to deal with catty,

1217
01:03:15,410 --> 01:03:18,478
fish-killing sociopaths.

1218
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,916
How did you two
get through all this?

1219
01:03:22,617 --> 01:03:27,322
Well, I didn't have it quite
as bad, but it wasn't pretty.

1220
01:03:28,757 --> 01:03:32,059
Well, at least tell me
it gets better.

1221
01:03:32,061 --> 01:03:34,396
Of course it does.

1222
01:03:35,131 --> 01:03:36,464
(SIGHS)

1223
01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:39,834
You okay?

1224
01:03:41,202 --> 01:03:42,570
Yeah.

1225
01:03:56,818 --> 01:04:00,789
Actually... No.

1226
01:04:06,828 --> 01:04:08,530
You could talk to me.

1227
01:04:13,169 --> 01:04:14,836
(SIGHS)

1228
01:04:16,138 --> 01:04:19,274
Michael is having an affair.

1229
01:04:27,983 --> 01:04:30,251
I'm really sorry, Astrid.

1230
01:04:44,066 --> 01:04:45,700
(RACHEL SIGHS)

1231
01:04:59,848 --> 01:05:02,082
RACHEL: <i>I thought I was here
to meet your family,</i>

1232
01:05:02,084 --> 01:05:04,517
go to your best friend's
wedding, eat some good food.

1233
01:05:04,519 --> 01:05:07,420
Instead, I feel like I'm
a villain in a soap opera

1234
01:05:07,422 --> 01:05:10,658
who's plotting to steal
your family fortune.

1235
01:05:11,793 --> 01:05:13,595
What happened?

1236
01:05:14,429 --> 01:05:15,896
I mean, I met Amanda.

1237
01:05:15,898 --> 01:05:18,065
She told me
that everyone here thinks

1238
01:05:18,067 --> 01:05:19,265
that I'm the evil person

1239
01:05:19,267 --> 01:05:20,633
that prevented you
from moving back

1240
01:05:20,635 --> 01:05:22,002
to Singapore last year,

1241
01:05:22,004 --> 01:05:23,203
when I didn't even know

1242
01:05:23,205 --> 01:05:25,371
you were supposed
to come home.

1243
01:05:25,373 --> 01:05:27,473
You have every reason
to be upset.

1244
01:05:27,475 --> 01:05:28,909
I'm not done yet.

1245
01:05:28,911 --> 01:05:32,913
There was also this gutted,
bloody fish

1246
01:05:32,915 --> 01:05:35,149
that Araminta's friends
left for me

1247
01:05:35,151 --> 01:05:36,449
in my hotel room

1248
01:05:36,451 --> 01:05:38,351
on my bed next to the words,

1249
01:05:38,353 --> 01:05:41,387
"Catch this,
you gold-digging bitch."

1250
01:05:41,389 --> 01:05:44,423
Written in big,
fat serial-killer letters.

1251
01:05:44,425 --> 01:05:46,692
Is that all that happened?

1252
01:05:46,694 --> 01:05:48,761
I mean, please tell me
that's all that happened.

1253
01:05:48,763 --> 01:05:50,296
You know what?
I don't even care

1254
01:05:50,298 --> 01:05:51,564
about those stupid girls

1255
01:05:51,566 --> 01:05:53,432
with their stupid little
designer handbags

1256
01:05:53,434 --> 01:05:54,734
and sunglasses.
I don't care about that.

1257
01:05:54,736 --> 01:05:56,236
I don't care
that your ex-girlfriend

1258
01:05:56,238 --> 01:05:57,570
told me all this crap.

1259
01:05:57,572 --> 01:05:59,092
It's that you didn't
tell me any of it.

1260
01:05:59,841 --> 01:06:00,908
I screwed up.

1261
01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:02,209
Why? Were you trying
to test me?

1262
01:06:02,211 --> 01:06:03,543
NICK: I really
messed up, okay?

1263
01:06:03,545 --> 01:06:05,212
- Why would you do that?
- I made a mistake.

1264
01:06:05,214 --> 01:06:08,882
When we first met,
you had no idea who I was,

1265
01:06:08,884 --> 01:06:10,918
who my family were.
You didn't care!

1266
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,820
Yeah, I don't care
about that stupid stuff.

1267
01:06:13,822 --> 01:06:16,056
Well, exactly.

1268
01:06:16,058 --> 01:06:19,026
You are so different
from all of the women

1269
01:06:19,028 --> 01:06:20,595
that I grew up with.

1270
01:06:21,931 --> 01:06:24,599
And I love who I am
around you.

1271
01:06:26,202 --> 01:06:29,402
I don't want that to change.

1272
01:06:29,404 --> 01:06:33,106
- And that's selfish, I know.
- Mmm-hmm.

1273
01:06:33,108 --> 01:06:35,476
I'm sorry that you had to deal
with that on your own.

1274
01:06:38,314 --> 01:06:40,746
But I'm here now.

1275
01:06:40,748 --> 01:06:43,250
Whatever happens,
we'll get through it together.

1276
01:06:43,252 --> 01:06:45,087
- Dead fish and all.
- (SIGHS)

1277
01:06:46,322 --> 01:06:48,021
All right?

1278
01:06:48,023 --> 01:06:49,457
It was so gross.

1279
01:06:50,592 --> 01:06:52,061
But I buried it.

1280
01:06:55,097 --> 01:06:56,395
You dealt with it.

1281
01:06:56,397 --> 01:06:58,131
(BOTH LAUGH)

1282
01:06:58,133 --> 01:06:59,667
Come here.

1283
01:07:02,137 --> 01:07:03,603
(RACHEL SIGHS)

1284
01:07:03,605 --> 01:07:05,205
You know what? We need to do
something tonight.

1285
01:07:05,207 --> 01:07:07,341
We need to do something
that's just you and me, okay?

1286
01:07:07,343 --> 01:07:09,109
- 100% agree.
- Yes.

1287
01:07:09,111 --> 01:07:13,681
But we do have to go
make some dumplings first.

1288
01:07:14,749 --> 01:07:15,648
Okay?

1289
01:07:15,650 --> 01:07:16,884
And can we eat them?

1290
01:07:16,886 --> 01:07:18,285
We can eat
as many as you like.

1291
01:07:18,287 --> 01:07:19,552
Okay, fine.

1292
01:07:19,554 --> 01:07:21,487
(ASIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

1293
01:07:21,489 --> 01:07:24,492
- (PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1294
01:07:46,282 --> 01:07:47,747
ALIX: This is too much.

1295
01:07:47,749 --> 01:07:50,083
We're hosting
a rehearsal dinner,

1296
01:07:50,085 --> 01:07:52,119
not feeding an army.

1297
01:07:52,121 --> 01:07:54,756
Better too many than have
people say we're stingy.

1298
01:07:55,891 --> 01:07:58,158
So, right.

1299
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,894
You put the baby in bed.

1300
01:08:00,896 --> 01:08:06,066
You tuck, tuck, tuck.
Same on the other side.

1301
01:08:06,068 --> 01:08:08,402
You give him
a kiss good night.

1302
01:08:08,404 --> 01:08:10,037
RACHEL: That's so cute.

1303
01:08:10,039 --> 01:08:11,905
- How's that?
- And then you eat the baby.

1304
01:08:11,907 --> 01:08:14,141
Then you eat the baby
after he's cooked.

1305
01:08:14,143 --> 01:08:15,876
RACHEL: No, you gotta
make sure he's cooked.

1306
01:08:15,878 --> 01:08:17,177
Did your <i>Ah Ma</i> teach you that?

1307
01:08:17,179 --> 01:08:18,946
She did.

1308
01:08:18,948 --> 01:08:20,546
OLIVER: I, on the other hand,

1309
01:08:20,548 --> 01:08:22,249
was taught
by Grand-Auntie Mabel.

1310
01:08:22,251 --> 01:08:24,550
You put the Botox in the face,

1311
01:08:24,552 --> 01:08:27,888
and then
you pinch, pinch, pinch.

1312
01:08:27,890 --> 01:08:30,623
- Then, <i>voila!</i>
- (PEOPLE CHUCKLING)

1313
01:08:30,625 --> 01:08:32,692
Did you guys all learn
when you were kids?

1314
01:08:32,694 --> 01:08:33,961
We didn't have a choice.

1315
01:08:33,963 --> 01:08:35,728
We taught you so you'd know

1316
01:08:35,730 --> 01:08:37,663
the blood, sweat,
and tears it took

1317
01:08:37,665 --> 01:08:39,465
to raise and feed you monkeys.

1318
01:08:39,467 --> 01:08:40,867
ALIX: Not like the <i>ang-mohs</i>

1319
01:08:40,869 --> 01:08:42,768
microwaving macaroni
and cheese

1320
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:44,004
for their own children.

1321
01:08:44,006 --> 01:08:45,838
No wonder
they put their parents

1322
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,908
in the old folks' home
when they all grow up.

1323
01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:49,376
I know!

1324
01:08:49,378 --> 01:08:52,379
<i>Ah Ma</i> says if we don't pass
traditions down like this,

1325
01:08:52,381 --> 01:08:54,147
they'll disappear.

1326
01:08:54,149 --> 01:08:56,482
God forbid, we lose
the ancient Chinese tradition

1327
01:08:56,484 --> 01:08:58,051
of guilting your children.

1328
01:08:58,053 --> 01:08:59,353
(ALL LAUGHING)

1329
01:08:59,355 --> 01:09:00,720
NICK: It's totally worth it.

1330
01:09:00,722 --> 01:09:02,389
Mother used to wait for me
after school

1331
01:09:02,391 --> 01:09:04,391
with a nice basket of these.

1332
01:09:04,393 --> 01:09:05,993
(ALIX IN CANTONESE)

1333
01:09:05,995 --> 01:09:08,494
(ALL LAUGHING)

1334
01:09:08,496 --> 01:09:11,497
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, I never got
after-school dumplings.

1335
01:09:11,499 --> 01:09:12,866
Well, that's because
Auntie Felicity

1336
01:09:12,868 --> 01:09:15,202
was doing after-school
microdermabrasion.

1337
01:09:15,204 --> 01:09:16,535
(ALL LAUGHING)

1338
01:09:16,537 --> 01:09:18,506
(FELICITY IN CANTONESE)

1339
01:09:23,644 --> 01:09:26,545
(IN ENGLISH)
Auntie, this is Dolce.

1340
01:09:26,547 --> 01:09:28,382
You speak Cantonese?

1341
01:09:28,384 --> 01:09:30,117
RACHEL: No, I don't.

1342
01:09:30,119 --> 01:09:33,619
It's just great seeing
you guys all like this.

1343
01:09:33,621 --> 01:09:35,055
When I was growing up,

1344
01:09:35,057 --> 01:09:37,958
it was just me and my mom,
which I loved.

1345
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,760
But we didn't really have
a big family like this.

1346
01:09:40,762 --> 01:09:42,496
It's really nice.

1347
01:09:42,498 --> 01:09:44,998
OLIVER: Oh, that's so lovely
of you to say, Rachel.

1348
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,602
We are all very lucky
to have each other.

1349
01:09:49,570 --> 01:09:52,671
That's a beautiful ring,
Auntie Eleanor.

1350
01:09:52,673 --> 01:09:55,108
I've never seen
anything like it.

1351
01:09:55,110 --> 01:09:58,178
Nick's father had it made
when he proposed to me.

1352
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:02,215
That's very romantic.
How did you guys meet?

1353
01:10:02,217 --> 01:10:04,251
Actually, they met
at Cambridge.

1354
01:10:04,253 --> 01:10:05,986
They were both
studying law together.

1355
01:10:05,988 --> 01:10:07,586
Oh, I didn't know
you were a lawyer.

1356
01:10:07,588 --> 01:10:09,555
I wasn't.
I withdrew from university

1357
01:10:09,557 --> 01:10:10,991
when we got married.

1358
01:10:10,993 --> 01:10:12,159
Oh.

1359
01:10:12,161 --> 01:10:14,294
I chose to help my husband
run a business

1360
01:10:14,296 --> 01:10:15,862
and to raise a family.

1361
01:10:15,864 --> 01:10:18,465
For me, it was a privilege.

1362
01:10:18,467 --> 01:10:21,003
But for you, you may think
it's old-fashioned.

1363
01:10:22,171 --> 01:10:24,905
It's nice
you appreciate this house

1364
01:10:24,907 --> 01:10:27,706
and us being here together
wrapping dumplings.

1365
01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:30,310
But all this
doesn't just happen.

1366
01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:33,013
It's because we know
to put family first,

1367
01:10:33,015 --> 01:10:35,817
instead of chasing
one's passion.

1368
01:10:40,489 --> 01:10:41,823
(IN MANDARIN)

1369
01:10:42,590 --> 01:10:44,026
ALL: <i>Ah Ma...</i>

1370
01:10:45,394 --> 01:10:46,526
(IN ENGLISH) Thank you.

1371
01:10:46,528 --> 01:10:48,161
AH MA: Oh, Nick. (LAUGHS)

1372
01:10:48,163 --> 01:10:49,429
Come and sit.

1373
01:10:49,431 --> 01:10:50,966
(IN MANDARIN)

1374
01:11:03,579 --> 01:11:05,646
Mmm.

1375
01:11:06,081 --> 01:11:07,382
Mmm.

1376
01:11:10,385 --> 01:11:11,786
(AH MA CHUCKLES)

1377
01:11:19,461 --> 01:11:21,729
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1378
01:11:31,772 --> 01:11:34,143
- (PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1379
01:11:49,591 --> 01:11:53,293
(IN ENGLISH) Oh, hi.
I think I'm a little lost.

1380
01:11:53,295 --> 01:11:54,829
This house is pretty big.

1381
01:11:57,866 --> 01:11:59,933
ELEANOR: I'm glad I found you.

1382
01:11:59,935 --> 01:12:02,536
I am afraid
that I've been unfair.

1383
01:12:02,538 --> 01:12:03,904
Oh, no, you know what?

1384
01:12:03,906 --> 01:12:05,804
I'm sorry
I made an assumption.

1385
01:12:05,806 --> 01:12:07,307
I didn't mean to offend you.

1386
01:12:07,309 --> 01:12:08,310
Not at all.

1387
01:12:09,578 --> 01:12:11,912
You asked about my ring.

1388
01:12:11,914 --> 01:12:14,881
The truth is
Nick's father had it made

1389
01:12:14,883 --> 01:12:17,484
when he wanted
to propose to me

1390
01:12:17,486 --> 01:12:20,887
because <i>Ah Ma</i> wouldn't
give him the family ring.

1391
01:12:20,889 --> 01:12:23,523
I wasn't her first choice.

1392
01:12:23,525 --> 01:12:27,427
Honestly, I wasn't her second.

1393
01:12:27,429 --> 01:12:30,696
Gosh, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.

1394
01:12:30,698 --> 01:12:32,798
I didn't come
from the right family,

1395
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,401
have the right connections.

1396
01:12:34,403 --> 01:12:36,002
And <i>Ah Ma</i> thought
I would not make

1397
01:12:36,004 --> 01:12:37,637
an adequate wife to her son.

1398
01:12:37,639 --> 01:12:40,708
But she came around,
obviously.

1399
01:12:43,312 --> 01:12:45,844
It took many years,

1400
01:12:45,846 --> 01:12:48,648
and she had good reason
to be concerned.

1401
01:12:48,650 --> 01:12:51,784
Because I had no idea
the work

1402
01:12:51,786 --> 01:12:54,820
and the sacrifice
it would take.

1403
01:12:54,822 --> 01:12:57,057
There were many days
when I wondered

1404
01:12:57,059 --> 01:13:00,160
if I would ever measure up.

1405
01:13:00,162 --> 01:13:02,830
But having been through
it all,

1406
01:13:03,798 --> 01:13:05,833
I know this much.

1407
01:13:11,506 --> 01:13:14,076
You will never be enough.

1408
01:13:18,313 --> 01:13:22,783
We should head back.
I wouldn't want Nick to worry.

1409
01:13:38,367 --> 01:13:39,800
NICK: You all right?

1410
01:13:40,502 --> 01:13:41,503
Yeah.

1411
01:13:44,273 --> 01:13:46,072
I know my mum
can be tough at times,

1412
01:13:46,074 --> 01:13:50,776
but there isn't anything
she wouldn't do for me.

1413
01:13:50,778 --> 01:13:54,381
And there is a reason why
I lived with <i>Ah Ma</i> growing up.

1414
01:13:54,383 --> 01:13:57,816
It's because my mother knew
she wasn't the favorite.

1415
01:13:57,818 --> 01:14:01,356
So she let her raise me,
so I would be.

1416
01:14:02,891 --> 01:14:04,891
You were just a kid?

1417
01:14:04,893 --> 01:14:07,160
Yeah.

1418
01:14:07,162 --> 01:14:11,832
But it's hard to understand
from the outside.

1419
01:14:14,102 --> 01:14:17,170
But she did what she thought
was best for the family.

1420
01:14:17,172 --> 01:14:19,408
- Mmm-hmm.
- For everyone involved.

1421
01:14:21,543 --> 01:14:24,411
Anyway, I think I've had
enough with dumplings

1422
01:14:24,413 --> 01:14:26,845
- for the rest of my life.
- (CHUCKLES WEAKLY)

1423
01:14:26,847 --> 01:14:28,615
What should we do?

1424
01:14:28,617 --> 01:14:32,054
Sushi, movies,
anything you like. Really.

1425
01:14:34,890 --> 01:14:36,556
PEIK: Wait, what?

1426
01:14:36,558 --> 01:14:39,526
Was she like, "You will never
be good enough for my son"?

1427
01:14:39,528 --> 01:14:41,995
Or was it like, "You...

1428
01:14:41,997 --> 01:14:44,232
"You will never be good enough
for my son"?

1429
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,000
- It's like the second one.
- Oh.

1430
01:14:47,002 --> 01:14:48,834
Except for in a way
that made me wanna cry

1431
01:14:48,836 --> 01:14:50,070
and puke at the same time.

1432
01:14:50,072 --> 01:14:52,405
Gosh, she's so badass.

1433
01:14:52,407 --> 01:14:53,873
You know,
I bet if you told her

1434
01:14:53,875 --> 01:14:55,408
you'd leave Nick
for a million dollars,

1435
01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:57,477
she will write that check.
They do that around here.

1436
01:14:57,479 --> 01:14:59,813
And she looked at me
like I was nothing.

1437
01:14:59,815 --> 01:15:01,181
Like a $10 million check.

1438
01:15:01,183 --> 01:15:02,482
I feel like she would do that.

1439
01:15:02,484 --> 01:15:04,484
(SIGHS) I don't even know
what I should do.

1440
01:15:04,486 --> 01:15:07,354
I mean, I can't even tell Nick
because he worships her.

1441
01:15:07,356 --> 01:15:09,589
Yeah, Chinese sons
think their moms

1442
01:15:09,591 --> 01:15:11,424
fart Chanel No. 5.

1443
01:15:11,426 --> 01:15:14,527
What about the <i>Ah Ma?</i>
Does she hate your face, too?

1444
01:15:14,529 --> 01:15:17,330
Okay, nobody said
they hated my face.

1445
01:15:17,332 --> 01:15:22,402
And <i>Ah Ma,</i> she liked my face.
She said I had a lucky nose.

1446
01:15:22,404 --> 01:15:23,636
That's great!

1447
01:15:23,638 --> 01:15:25,372
You know, Eleanor can hate you
all day long,

1448
01:15:25,374 --> 01:15:28,808
but you can't beat 2,000 years
of Chinese filial piety.

1449
01:15:28,810 --> 01:15:31,311
I feel like I shouldn't
even go to the wedding.

1450
01:15:31,313 --> 01:15:33,413
You know,
it's Colin and Araminta's day.

1451
01:15:33,415 --> 01:15:34,914
I don't wanna cause
any drama there.

1452
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:37,817
I feel like I should just
sit it out.

1453
01:15:37,819 --> 01:15:40,956
You know? Tell Nick I had
food poisoning or something.

1454
01:15:43,825 --> 01:15:45,992
- What?
- That's bullshit.

1455
01:15:45,994 --> 01:15:47,794
- You're just scared.
- No, I'm not.

1456
01:15:47,796 --> 01:15:51,064
Okay, here's what you need to
understand. All right?

1457
01:15:51,066 --> 01:15:53,166
It's not about getting Eleanor
to like you.

1458
01:15:53,168 --> 01:15:56,202
It's about getting her
to respect you, all right?

1459
01:15:56,204 --> 01:15:59,305
Right now, she just thinks
you're some undeserving,

1460
01:15:59,307 --> 01:16:02,308
- clueless, gold-digging...
- Yeah, I got it.

1461
01:16:02,310 --> 01:16:05,412
...trashy, unrefined banana.

1462
01:16:05,414 --> 01:16:07,914
Yellow on the outside,
white on the inside.

1463
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:10,116
I know what a banana is.

1464
01:16:10,118 --> 01:16:12,652
When, in reality, you're
a super sophisticated, smart

1465
01:16:12,654 --> 01:16:15,355
professor of
freaking game theory.

1466
01:16:15,357 --> 01:16:17,359
Show her that side of you,
you know?

1467
01:16:17,993 --> 01:16:19,058
You're right.

1468
01:16:19,060 --> 01:16:20,260
Damn straight, I'm right.

1469
01:16:20,262 --> 01:16:22,028
It's Peik Lin,
I'm always right.

1470
01:16:22,030 --> 01:16:23,296
Yeah, she's like
trying to play

1471
01:16:23,298 --> 01:16:25,031
a game of chicken with me.

1472
01:16:25,033 --> 01:16:27,200
Where she's like coming at me,
and thinking

1473
01:16:27,202 --> 01:16:28,701
I'm going to swerve
like a chicken.

1474
01:16:28,703 --> 01:16:29,969
But you can't swerve.

1475
01:16:29,971 --> 01:16:31,371
I'm not gonna swerve.
Not for her.

1476
01:16:31,373 --> 01:16:33,139
No.
Chickens are bitches, dude!

1477
01:16:33,141 --> 01:16:35,175
- And I'm not a chicken.
- You're not a chicken.

1478
01:16:35,177 --> 01:16:36,609
You're gonna roll up
to that wedding,

1479
01:16:36,611 --> 01:16:38,478
you're gonna be like,
"Bak-bak, bitch!"

1480
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,546
Bak-bak, bitch!

1481
01:16:39,548 --> 01:16:41,981
- Chickens are bitches.
- (RACHEL LAUGHS)

1482
01:16:41,983 --> 01:16:44,083
PEIK: Sorry, Uncle.

1483
01:16:44,085 --> 01:16:45,418
What are you doing tonight?

1484
01:16:45,420 --> 01:16:47,787
I was gonna go to FedEx
or something.

1485
01:16:47,789 --> 01:16:50,223
Why? Oh!

1486
01:16:50,225 --> 01:16:53,193
I have been waiting to
do this properly for so long.

1487
01:16:53,195 --> 01:16:55,395
I'm thinking eyebrow triage,
root crimps,

1488
01:16:55,397 --> 01:16:56,897
maybe some eyelid tape.

1489
01:16:56,899 --> 01:16:58,965
What do you think?

1490
01:16:58,967 --> 01:17:00,667
Ugh. All of it.

1491
01:17:00,669 --> 01:17:03,470
And I would throw in
a Korean snail face mask.

1492
01:17:03,472 --> 01:17:07,140
Sweetie, your skin is so dry,
it's hurting my face.

1493
01:17:07,142 --> 01:17:08,374
Thank you.

1494
01:17:08,376 --> 01:17:09,877
You know, it's about time

1495
01:17:09,879 --> 01:17:11,778
someone stood up
to Auntie Eleanor.

1496
01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:13,213
Well, you, not me. Oh, God!

1497
01:17:13,215 --> 01:17:14,614
She can't know
I was ever here.

1498
01:17:14,616 --> 01:17:15,950
Oh, no.

1499
01:17:15,952 --> 01:17:19,519
Right. Well, okay, let's get
to work. Cappuccinos.

1500
01:17:19,521 --> 01:17:21,254
- (BELL TOLLING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1501
01:17:21,256 --> 01:17:23,158
<i>(MATERIAL GIRL</i>
PLAYING IN CANTONESE)

1502
01:17:30,599 --> 01:17:33,032
Pull the plum Balenciaga,
the peach Chloe,

1503
01:17:33,034 --> 01:17:35,435
the Giambattista,
all the Bottegas.

1504
01:17:35,437 --> 01:17:37,737
Oh, and that Jason Wu with
the deconstructed ruffles.

1505
01:17:37,739 --> 01:17:39,439
And a sandwich for Peik Lin.

1506
01:17:39,441 --> 01:17:42,375
- Oh! Okay. All right.
- Oh. Right.

1507
01:17:42,377 --> 01:17:43,643
I'm not sure if it's working

1508
01:17:43,645 --> 01:17:47,180
or if she looks like
a clown's tampon.

1509
01:17:47,182 --> 01:17:48,983
On a heavy day.

1510
01:17:48,985 --> 01:17:50,817
OLIVER:
You look like a flower.

1511
01:17:50,819 --> 01:17:54,922
A sad, lonely flower
no one wants to be around.

1512
01:17:54,924 --> 01:17:56,022
(GASPS)

1513
01:17:56,024 --> 01:17:58,591
(ALL CLAMORING)

1514
01:17:58,593 --> 01:18:00,493
I mean, it's the wedding
of the century.

1515
01:18:00,495 --> 01:18:02,655
So, of course, we're here.
It's the natural... (LAUGHS)

1516
01:18:03,598 --> 01:18:05,534
BOTH: Oh!

1517
01:18:06,234 --> 01:18:10,603
It's not that bad.

1518
01:18:10,605 --> 01:18:12,338
- It's holding you up.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)

1519
01:18:12,340 --> 01:18:14,574
PEIK: It's a hands-on dress.
You know what I mean?

1520
01:18:14,576 --> 01:18:15,710
WYE: Incoming.

1521
01:18:16,511 --> 01:18:17,546
Okay.

1522
01:18:19,114 --> 01:18:22,048
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1523
01:18:22,050 --> 01:18:23,550
I love my fans.

1524
01:18:23,552 --> 01:18:25,953
<i>Taipei Tiger 2</i> is going
to redefine the genre.

1525
01:18:25,955 --> 01:18:28,588
- She's a star. She's a star.
- <i>TT2,</i> honey.

1526
01:18:28,590 --> 01:18:29,556
BOTH: Oh!

1527
01:18:29,558 --> 01:18:31,157
PEIK:
I'm blinded by the light.

1528
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:32,725
OLIVER:
This is why disco died.

1529
01:18:32,727 --> 01:18:34,995
PEIK: You kind of look
like a slutty Ebola virus.

1530
01:18:34,997 --> 01:18:38,731
It's like a bag of Skittles.
Taste the rainbow.

1531
01:18:38,733 --> 01:18:39,766
Could work if we...

1532
01:18:39,768 --> 01:18:41,668
Yes. I think
we just ought to...

1533
01:18:41,670 --> 01:18:44,837
I just think if we could tell
her this is coming from you

1534
01:18:44,839 --> 01:18:46,941
'cause she probably doesn't
want to hear it from a guy.

1535
01:18:46,943 --> 01:18:48,042
Okay. Okay.

1536
01:18:48,044 --> 01:18:49,576
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

1537
01:18:49,578 --> 01:18:51,912
Okay, remember.
Optimal angles.

1538
01:18:51,914 --> 01:18:53,181
(CAMERAS CLICKING)

1539
01:18:54,282 --> 01:18:56,151
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1540
01:19:06,062 --> 01:19:08,094
(NEENAH LAUGHING)

1541
01:19:08,096 --> 01:19:09,964
Just right here!
Just right here!

1542
01:19:09,966 --> 01:19:12,100
(ALL CLAMORING)

1543
01:19:19,641 --> 01:19:20,742
PEIK: Ma'am.

1544
01:19:22,844 --> 01:19:24,779
(CAMERAS CLICKING)

1545
01:19:30,385 --> 01:19:32,552
Everyone, I've got
Rachel Chu of New York.

1546
01:19:32,554 --> 01:19:34,356
Rachel Chu of New York.

1547
01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:37,592
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

1548
01:19:38,894 --> 01:19:40,760
PHOTOGRAPHER 1:
Rachel! Rachel! To me!

1549
01:19:40,762 --> 01:19:43,262
PHOTOGRAPHER 2:
Okay, ladies, looking good.

1550
01:19:43,264 --> 01:19:44,697
Out of the way, please.
Out of the way.

1551
01:19:44,699 --> 01:19:47,467
- So gorgeous!
- Thank you.

1552
01:19:47,469 --> 01:19:49,137
Ladies, move, please.
Out of the way!

1553
01:19:50,472 --> 01:19:53,241
Good, that's great.
Beautiful dress.

1554
01:19:53,909 --> 01:19:55,443
Ladies.

1555
01:19:57,579 --> 01:19:58,544
Amanda.

1556
01:19:58,546 --> 01:20:01,349
- Mmm.
- You're in my way.

1557
01:20:04,386 --> 01:20:06,721
(SCOFFS) Okay, what?

1558
01:20:09,557 --> 01:20:12,225
MICHAEL: <i>Our Chinese investors
are getting nervous.</i>

1559
01:20:12,227 --> 01:20:14,260
I have to fly in to Shenzhen
on Monday

1560
01:20:14,262 --> 01:20:16,964
to try and talk them down.

1561
01:20:16,966 --> 01:20:18,868
That's Cassian's birthday.

1562
01:20:20,102 --> 01:20:22,435
Yeah, I know.

1563
01:20:22,437 --> 01:20:27,674
I hate to miss it,
but this is important.

1564
01:20:27,676 --> 01:20:30,576
You'd think your son's
birthday's important.

1565
01:20:30,578 --> 01:20:32,412
Get someone else to handle it.

1566
01:20:32,414 --> 01:20:34,416
(TYPING ON KEYPAD)

1567
01:20:36,751 --> 01:20:41,423
Unless there's another reason
you're out of town?

1568
01:20:43,159 --> 01:20:45,226
What are you saying?

1569
01:20:49,899 --> 01:20:52,500
(ROLLS UP DIVIDER)

1570
01:20:54,202 --> 01:20:56,170
I know
you're having an affair.

1571
01:20:56,172 --> 01:20:58,271
Oh, Jesus. Astrid.

1572
01:20:58,273 --> 01:21:00,740
Let's just
get through the wedding,

1573
01:21:00,742 --> 01:21:02,442
and we'll deal with it after.

1574
01:21:02,444 --> 01:21:04,612
I don't wanna make a scene.

1575
01:21:08,216 --> 01:21:09,883
You find out
I'm having an affair

1576
01:21:09,885 --> 01:21:10,984
with another woman,

1577
01:21:10,986 --> 01:21:13,586
and you're worried
about making a scene?

1578
01:21:13,588 --> 01:21:16,489
You'd rather I scream
and carry on?

1579
01:21:16,491 --> 01:21:20,259
Yes. Honestly,
I wish you would.

1580
01:21:20,261 --> 01:21:22,963
It would show you cared about
more than what people thought

1581
01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:25,498
of you and your family.

1582
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:27,633
Don't try and turn this on me.

1583
01:21:27,635 --> 01:21:29,903
I'm not the one
who screwed up!

1584
01:21:29,905 --> 01:21:31,237
Of course not.

1585
01:21:31,239 --> 01:21:33,406
You're always the prettiest,

1586
01:21:33,408 --> 01:21:35,575
richest, most perfect girl
in the room.

1587
01:21:35,577 --> 01:21:37,044
While I'm just
this lucky bastard

1588
01:21:37,046 --> 01:21:38,377
who will never measure up.

1589
01:21:38,379 --> 01:21:39,779
Don't say that.

1590
01:21:39,781 --> 01:21:41,814
I know
what you're thinking, Astrid.

1591
01:21:41,816 --> 01:21:43,884
That's why
you hide your shoes,

1592
01:21:43,886 --> 01:21:45,284
the jewelry you buy,

1593
01:21:45,286 --> 01:21:48,356
as if every minute of my life
I'm not reminded of it.

1594
01:21:49,424 --> 01:21:51,992
I'm just tired.

1595
01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:55,561
I'm tired of having nothing
I do matter.

1596
01:21:55,563 --> 01:21:58,065
Including having the affair.

1597
01:21:58,067 --> 01:22:02,002
(CRYING) Of course
what you do matters!

1598
01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:05,338
How can you say that?

1599
01:22:05,340 --> 01:22:07,009
(BRAKES SCREECH)

1600
01:22:14,150 --> 01:22:15,851
(CRYING)

1601
01:22:18,087 --> 01:22:20,022
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1602
01:22:33,202 --> 01:22:35,869
Is this a church
or a paddy field?

1603
01:22:35,871 --> 01:22:38,304
They spent 40 million
on the wedding.

1604
01:22:38,306 --> 01:22:40,007
Really? That's too much.

1605
01:22:40,009 --> 01:22:42,142
We're Methodists.
20 million is our limit.

1606
01:22:42,144 --> 01:22:43,243
I know.

1607
01:22:43,245 --> 01:22:47,147
Princess Intan. Vicious woman.

1608
01:22:47,149 --> 01:22:50,716
I heard she demanded
a whole row to herself,

1609
01:22:50,718 --> 01:22:53,220
so she wouldn't be bothered
by anyone.

1610
01:22:53,222 --> 01:22:54,455
Really?

1611
01:22:57,792 --> 01:22:59,494
Who is that?

1612
01:23:12,841 --> 01:23:14,109
Aunties.

1613
01:23:15,510 --> 01:23:19,213
Rachel, how lovely to see you.

1614
01:23:19,215 --> 01:23:20,983
The pleasure is all mine.

1615
01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:24,920
ELEANOR: I'm sorry,
our row is full.

1616
01:23:33,494 --> 01:23:35,965
- (WHISPERS) I love it.
- (CHUCKLES)

1617
01:23:37,398 --> 01:23:38,700
(SIGHS)

1618
01:23:39,935 --> 01:23:43,369
Bak-bak. Okay.

1619
01:23:43,371 --> 01:23:45,875
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1620
01:23:51,813 --> 01:23:55,481
Princess Intan. Rachel Chu.

1621
01:23:55,483 --> 01:23:58,118
I read your great article
about microloans

1622
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,752
in the
<i>Asian Economics Journal.</i>

1623
01:23:59,754 --> 01:24:02,189
PRINCESS INTAN:
I received so much criticism

1624
01:24:02,191 --> 01:24:03,857
about that article.

1625
01:24:03,859 --> 01:24:06,692
Well, you know what? I think
your critics missed the point.

1626
01:24:06,694 --> 01:24:09,162
'Cause your microloans
helped women,

1627
01:24:09,164 --> 01:24:11,133
and women lift up economies.

1628
01:24:12,567 --> 01:24:15,102
What was your name, again?

1629
01:24:15,104 --> 01:24:16,535
Rachel Chu.

1630
01:24:16,537 --> 01:24:18,305
PRINCESS INTAN:
It's a pleasure to meet you.

1631
01:24:18,307 --> 01:24:20,207
Now, what brings you here?

1632
01:24:20,209 --> 01:24:21,741
RACHEL: I followed a boy...

1633
01:24:21,743 --> 01:24:23,511
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1634
01:24:26,015 --> 01:24:27,381
<i>Ah Ma</i> is here.

1635
01:24:27,383 --> 01:24:29,684
She never comes
to these things.

1636
01:24:30,818 --> 01:24:32,218
(ASTRID AND AH MA
SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1637
01:24:45,667 --> 01:24:48,503
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1638
01:24:53,441 --> 01:24:54,740
(IN ENGLISH)
How are you feeling?

1639
01:24:54,742 --> 01:24:56,343
- Good.
- All right. Don't be nervous.

1640
01:24:56,345 --> 01:24:57,878
- I'm not nervous.
- You look great.

1641
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,478
Thank you.

1642
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,349
Hey, Rachel's not sitting
with your family.

1643
01:25:02,351 --> 01:25:04,051
Yeah. I don't blame her.

1644
01:25:04,053 --> 01:25:06,853
Mother hasn't exactly been
the most welcoming.

1645
01:25:06,855 --> 01:25:10,690
But I'm sure she'll be at
the back somewhere laying low.

1646
01:25:10,692 --> 01:25:14,595
No. She's right at the front.
Take a look.

1647
01:25:16,031 --> 01:25:18,031
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1648
01:25:18,033 --> 01:25:19,969
(INDISTINCT)

1649
01:25:21,937 --> 01:25:24,239
I think you've got a fighter.

1650
01:25:28,810 --> 01:25:31,612
(WHISPERING) Guys, it's time.

1651
01:25:32,414 --> 01:25:35,182
- Okay.
- All right.

1652
01:25:35,184 --> 01:25:36,782
- Hey.
- Yeah?

1653
01:25:36,784 --> 01:25:38,418
Make sure
she doesn't take your balls.

1654
01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:40,220
- (GROANING)
- (LAUGHS)

1655
01:25:40,222 --> 01:25:41,787
Just joking. Just joking.

1656
01:25:41,789 --> 01:25:43,756
Thanks for dressing up,
Bernard.

1657
01:25:43,758 --> 01:25:45,558
Hey. It's not about me.

1658
01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:47,560
Yeah. Come on.
Thanks, Bernard.

1659
01:25:47,562 --> 01:25:50,063
- It's not about me.
- All right.

1660
01:25:50,065 --> 01:25:51,699
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1661
01:26:06,681 --> 01:26:11,220
KINA GRANNIS:
<i>♪ Wise men say</i>

1662
01:26:13,422 --> 01:26:18,994
♪ <i>Only fools rush in</i>

1663
01:26:21,596 --> 01:26:27,833
♪ <i>But I can't help</i>

1664
01:26:27,835 --> 01:26:34,675
♪ <i>Falling in love with you</i>

1665
01:26:37,513 --> 01:26:43,052
♪ <i>Shall I stay?</i>

1666
01:26:44,752 --> 01:26:51,659
♪ <i>Would it be a sin</i>

1667
01:26:52,861 --> 01:26:58,999
♪ <i>If I can't help</i>

1668
01:26:59,001 --> 01:27:05,606
♪ <i>Falling in love with you?</i>

1669
01:27:08,810 --> 01:27:12,812
♪ <i>Like a river flows</i>

1670
01:27:12,814 --> 01:27:17,417
♪ <i>Surely to the sea</i>

1671
01:27:17,419 --> 01:27:20,887
♪ <i>Darling, so it goes</i>

1672
01:27:20,889 --> 01:27:27,362
♪ <i>Some things are meant to be</i>

1673
01:27:51,253 --> 01:27:56,225
♪ <i>So take my hand</i>

1674
01:27:58,759 --> 01:28:04,399
♪ <i>Take my whole life, too</i>

1675
01:28:06,935 --> 01:28:13,106
♪ <i>For I can't help</i>

1676
01:28:13,108 --> 01:28:20,249
♪ <i>Falling in love with you</i>

1677
01:28:21,682 --> 01:28:29,022
♪ <i>For I can't help</i>

1678
01:28:29,024 --> 01:28:35,931
♪ <i>Falling in love with you ♪</i>

1679
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:53,980
(ALL CHEERING)

1680
01:28:53,982 --> 01:28:55,984
(ASIAN BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

1681
01:28:59,454 --> 01:29:02,257
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1682
01:29:08,997 --> 01:29:11,799
(SINGING IN MANDARIN)

1683
01:29:24,712 --> 01:29:27,447
You look spectacular,
you know that?

1684
01:29:27,449 --> 01:29:30,350
It's the double Spanx.
I can't breathe. (CHUCKLES)

1685
01:29:30,352 --> 01:29:34,289
It's not the clothes.
It's just you.

1686
01:29:35,591 --> 01:29:37,457
Uh, excuse me.

1687
01:29:37,459 --> 01:29:40,093
This party isn't gonna
dance itself. Come on.

1688
01:29:40,095 --> 01:29:42,529
- Come on, Nicki-Nick.
- All right.

1689
01:29:42,531 --> 01:29:44,164
You're very good.

1690
01:29:44,166 --> 01:29:45,398
- Yeah? I only stepped on her twice.
- NICK: Very.

1691
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,169
(WOMAN CONTINUES SINGING)

1692
01:29:48,403 --> 01:29:50,838
(CROWD SINGING ALONG)

1693
01:30:00,148 --> 01:30:02,616
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1694
01:30:02,618 --> 01:30:04,819
(BOTH WHOOPING)

1695
01:30:05,954 --> 01:30:07,420
- Oliver.
- (OLIVER CLEARS THROAT)

1696
01:30:07,422 --> 01:30:09,256
Yes, Auntie?

1697
01:30:09,258 --> 01:30:11,024
Be a dear
and take care of that.

1698
01:30:11,026 --> 01:30:13,228
- (GRUNTING)
- (LAUGHING)

1699
01:30:14,363 --> 01:30:16,963
As you wish.

1700
01:30:16,965 --> 01:30:19,501
- (MUSIC ENDS)
- (ALL CHEERING)

1701
01:30:24,139 --> 01:30:26,475
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1702
01:30:27,808 --> 01:30:30,912
You know, you should wear
a tux more often.

1703
01:30:31,846 --> 01:30:34,581
Like, all the time?

1704
01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:36,316
Mmm, yeah.

1705
01:30:36,318 --> 01:30:39,386
You know, when you're
playing basketball at the Y,

1706
01:30:39,388 --> 01:30:42,524
- shaving, brushing your teeth.
- (CHUCKLES)

1707
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:47,529
(SINGING IN MANDARIN)

1708
01:30:51,366 --> 01:30:53,667
Alistair, your father's
looking for you.

1709
01:30:53,669 --> 01:30:56,972
Something about an overdrawn
discretionary account.

1710
01:30:57,606 --> 01:30:59,306
Oh, my God.

1711
01:30:59,308 --> 01:31:01,908
- Baby! Oh, my gosh!
- (CLEARS THROAT)

1712
01:31:01,910 --> 01:31:03,009
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- (PEOPLE GASP)

1713
01:31:03,011 --> 01:31:04,744
Oh. Hi. (CHUCKLES)

1714
01:31:04,746 --> 01:31:07,447
So, how do you like
the wedding?

1715
01:31:07,449 --> 01:31:11,384
Oh, my gosh!
It's so glamorous! (GASPS)

1716
01:31:11,386 --> 01:31:13,753
When it's Alistair's
and my wedding,

1717
01:31:13,755 --> 01:31:16,056
(GASPS) I want it
just like this.

1718
01:31:16,058 --> 01:31:20,493
No, no, no! I want it big!
Big! Better!

1719
01:31:20,495 --> 01:31:22,362
(CHUCKLES) Sweetie!

1720
01:31:22,364 --> 01:31:24,431
You'll be lucky
if Alistair's parents

1721
01:31:24,433 --> 01:31:26,466
give you a tea ceremony.

1722
01:31:26,468 --> 01:31:28,435
You know Alistair's
only the fourth son

1723
01:31:28,437 --> 01:31:30,203
of a penny-pinching family,
don't you?

1724
01:31:30,205 --> 01:31:32,205
I mean, he'll get
next to nothing.

1725
01:31:32,207 --> 01:31:33,707
You want a wedding like this?

1726
01:31:33,709 --> 01:31:36,142
You should've fallen in love
with an only child.

1727
01:31:36,144 --> 01:31:37,579
Someone like...

1728
01:31:39,414 --> 01:31:41,114
Bernard Tai.

1729
01:31:41,116 --> 01:31:43,885
- (EXHALES)
- (WOMEN GIGGLING)

1730
01:31:45,454 --> 01:31:47,354
Master Nicholas,

1731
01:31:47,356 --> 01:31:48,888
your grandmother would like

1732
01:31:48,890 --> 01:31:51,059
to speak to you
and Miss Rachel.

1733
01:31:53,628 --> 01:31:55,297
Okay.

1734
01:31:55,997 --> 01:31:57,364
Sick party.

1735
01:31:57,366 --> 01:31:58,367
Yeah!

1736
01:31:59,868 --> 01:32:01,169
Hold that.

1737
01:32:04,239 --> 01:32:06,174
(PEOPLE CHEERING
IN DISTANCE)

1738
01:32:13,548 --> 01:32:14,781
<i>Ah Ma,</i> Mum,

1739
01:32:14,783 --> 01:32:17,018
- what's all this about?
- (SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1740
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:33,032
<i>Ah Ma!</i>

1741
01:32:33,034 --> 01:32:34,467
ELEANOR: (IN ENGLISH)
I'm sorry to tell you,

1742
01:32:34,469 --> 01:32:36,035
but Rachel has been lying
to us about her family

1743
01:32:36,037 --> 01:32:37,303
and her mother.

1744
01:32:37,305 --> 01:32:38,505
What are... What are you
talking about?

1745
01:32:38,507 --> 01:32:40,273
I hired
a private investigator...

1746
01:32:40,275 --> 01:32:42,142
- NICK: Mom, you didn't.
- ...to look into her past.

1747
01:32:42,144 --> 01:32:43,476
She said her father
passed away in China...

1748
01:32:43,478 --> 01:32:44,611
Mum!

1749
01:32:44,613 --> 01:32:46,012
...but that's not true.

1750
01:32:46,014 --> 01:32:48,415
Your mother's husband
is very much alive.

1751
01:32:48,417 --> 01:32:50,550
During her marriage,
she cheated on him

1752
01:32:50,552 --> 01:32:52,685
and became pregnant
with another man's child.

1753
01:32:52,687 --> 01:32:55,455
And before he found out,
she ran away to America.

1754
01:32:55,457 --> 01:32:57,190
- It's all in here.
- NICK: You had no right!

1755
01:32:57,192 --> 01:32:58,859
ELEANOR: We had every right!
NICK: You did not!

1756
01:32:58,861 --> 01:33:00,093
RACHEL: You're lying!

1757
01:33:00,095 --> 01:33:01,094
Do you have any idea
the scandal

1758
01:33:01,096 --> 01:33:02,429
this would have caused

1759
01:33:02,431 --> 01:33:04,433
for Rachel to hide
something like this?

1760
01:33:06,869 --> 01:33:08,668
She wouldn't have.

1761
01:33:08,670 --> 01:33:12,474
(SIGHS) We cannot be linked
to this sort of family.

1762
01:33:15,811 --> 01:33:17,177
(PAPERS CLATTERING)

1763
01:33:17,179 --> 01:33:19,012
I don't want
any part of your family.

1764
01:33:19,014 --> 01:33:20,248
- Rachel.
- (SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1765
01:33:24,219 --> 01:33:25,385
(IN ENGLISH) Let me go!
Rachel.

1766
01:33:25,387 --> 01:33:26,721
- Nick!
- (SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1767
01:33:32,794 --> 01:33:34,929
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1768
01:33:34,931 --> 01:33:36,731
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1769
01:33:38,066 --> 01:33:39,734
(CAMERA CLICKING)

1770
01:33:46,808 --> 01:33:48,541
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, Cinderella.
What's wrong?

1771
01:33:48,543 --> 01:33:51,279
You gotta return your dress
before midnight? (LAUGHS)

1772
01:33:53,715 --> 01:33:56,216
- Nicki-Nick!
- Oh, you're just in time.

1773
01:33:56,218 --> 01:33:58,753
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING
AND LAUGHING)

1774
01:34:08,430 --> 01:34:09,829
Oliver.

1775
01:34:09,831 --> 01:34:12,031
- Oh, Nicki, have you...
- Rachel. Have you seen Rachel?

1776
01:34:13,201 --> 01:34:14,534
(LAUGHING)

1777
01:34:14,536 --> 01:34:15,970
Nicholas! Hi!

1778
01:34:15,972 --> 01:34:17,172
- It's been so long.
- Yes.

1779
01:34:20,809 --> 01:34:23,144
Amanda, no. Amanda, not now!

1780
01:35:06,388 --> 01:35:09,758
Rachel. Come to breakfast.

1781
01:35:11,126 --> 01:35:13,426
You need to eat.

1782
01:35:13,428 --> 01:35:19,167
Or use the bathroom,
or maybe a shower.

1783
01:35:21,836 --> 01:35:23,438
It's there if you need it.

1784
01:35:33,148 --> 01:35:34,382
(DOOR OPENS)

1785
01:35:37,085 --> 01:35:39,154
(WHISPERING)

1786
01:35:48,263 --> 01:35:51,764
GIRL: Here, Rachel.
This is your dinner.

1787
01:35:51,766 --> 01:35:53,301
Thank you.

1788
01:35:55,938 --> 01:35:57,639
(WHISPERING)

1789
01:35:59,875 --> 01:36:01,743
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

1790
01:36:13,388 --> 01:36:15,321
NICK: <i>I'll stop by
again tonight.</i>

1791
01:36:15,323 --> 01:36:19,160
Rachel, please,
just give me a call.

1792
01:36:20,328 --> 01:36:24,399
Anytime. Please.

1793
01:36:36,244 --> 01:36:39,312
Rachel,
someone's here to see ya.

1794
01:36:39,314 --> 01:36:41,414
(SIGHS) I don't want
to see him.

1795
01:36:41,416 --> 01:36:42,617
It's not Nick.

1796
01:36:46,122 --> 01:36:47,857
Mom!

1797
01:37:00,301 --> 01:37:02,802
Drink more.

1798
01:37:02,804 --> 01:37:06,408
The <i>dong-quai</i> and the ginseng
will give you more energy.

1799
01:37:09,111 --> 01:37:10,777
Thanks.

1800
01:37:10,779 --> 01:37:14,948
KERRY: Your spirit
has always been so strong,

1801
01:37:14,950 --> 01:37:16,116
ever since young.

1802
01:37:16,118 --> 01:37:19,187
You will get through this.

1803
01:37:21,857 --> 01:37:25,260
Why didn't you tell me
about my father?

1804
01:37:30,365 --> 01:37:31,566
(SIGHS)

1805
01:37:34,736 --> 01:37:39,541
My husband wasn't a good man.

1806
01:37:40,876 --> 01:37:42,444
He hurt me.

1807
01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:50,383
But an old schoolmate of mine
helped me through things,

1808
01:37:50,385 --> 01:37:52,620
and we fell in love,

1809
01:37:53,755 --> 01:37:56,691
and I got pregnant
with his baby.

1810
01:37:57,392 --> 01:37:59,792
That's you.

1811
01:37:59,794 --> 01:38:02,462
I was so afraid
my husband would find out

1812
01:38:02,464 --> 01:38:03,763
and kill us both,

1813
01:38:03,765 --> 01:38:07,302
so I just took you
and I ran to America.

1814
01:38:09,370 --> 01:38:11,306
Did you ever...

1815
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:15,775
I don't know, think about
trying to talk to him?

1816
01:38:15,777 --> 01:38:17,779
I mean,
do you think about him?

1817
01:38:19,748 --> 01:38:20,813
Every day.

1818
01:38:20,815 --> 01:38:22,381
Oh.

1819
01:38:22,383 --> 01:38:24,517
When we first
came to America,

1820
01:38:24,519 --> 01:38:26,486
all I could think about
was reaching out for him,

1821
01:38:26,488 --> 01:38:30,124
but I was so afraid
my husband would find us.

1822
01:38:30,126 --> 01:38:34,327
And now, I just don't want
to cause any trouble.

1823
01:38:34,329 --> 01:38:35,530
Oh...

1824
01:38:39,101 --> 01:38:40,735
I'm really sorry.

1825
01:38:42,337 --> 01:38:44,905
Oh! Don't be sorry.

1826
01:38:44,907 --> 01:38:45,908
(CHUCKLES)

1827
01:38:47,776 --> 01:38:49,275
You listen to me.

1828
01:38:49,277 --> 01:38:52,311
Everything that happened
in my past life

1829
01:38:52,313 --> 01:38:54,915
is the reason why I got you.

1830
01:38:54,917 --> 01:38:56,549
(CHUCKLES)

1831
01:38:56,551 --> 01:38:59,320
My brave and clever girl.

1832
01:39:00,388 --> 01:39:01,924
(SOBBING)

1833
01:39:03,859 --> 01:39:04,960
(KERRY SIGHS)

1834
01:39:12,902 --> 01:39:14,567
(RACHEL SIGHS)

1835
01:39:14,569 --> 01:39:16,872
I really thought
he was the one.

1836
01:39:19,141 --> 01:39:21,076
Now, I just want to go home.

1837
01:39:23,112 --> 01:39:27,181
You know, Nick was the one
who called me

1838
01:39:27,183 --> 01:39:29,816
and brought me out here.

1839
01:39:29,818 --> 01:39:34,857
Before we go, I think
you should go and talk to him.

1840
01:39:38,194 --> 01:39:39,561
(SIGHS)

1841
01:39:42,932 --> 01:39:44,799
(CAMERA CLICKING)

1842
01:39:48,204 --> 01:39:50,170
I'll e-mail the photo later.

1843
01:39:50,172 --> 01:39:52,371
P.T., how long you been
standing there?

1844
01:39:52,373 --> 01:39:54,007
Just a short while.

1845
01:39:54,009 --> 01:39:55,710
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1846
01:39:59,581 --> 01:40:00,849
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1847
01:40:19,567 --> 01:40:20,835
(NICK SIGHS)

1848
01:40:31,881 --> 01:40:35,683
I'm so sorry about everything.

1849
01:40:36,919 --> 01:40:39,052
What my mother did to you
is unforgivable.

1850
01:40:39,054 --> 01:40:41,156
- It's not your fault.
- It is.

1851
01:40:42,790 --> 01:40:44,024
Ever since I can remember,

1852
01:40:44,026 --> 01:40:45,893
my family has been
my whole life.

1853
01:40:45,895 --> 01:40:48,830
And I am done
making excuses for them.

1854
01:40:58,439 --> 01:40:59,839
Nick.

1855
01:40:59,841 --> 01:41:01,474
Marry me.

1856
01:41:01,476 --> 01:41:02,708
Marry me, and we'll start

1857
01:41:02,710 --> 01:41:04,111
a new life together
in New York.

1858
01:41:04,113 --> 01:41:06,916
Just you and me.
I'll leave all of this behind.

1859
01:41:10,853 --> 01:41:12,720
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1860
01:41:37,413 --> 01:41:39,647
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1861
01:42:20,856 --> 01:42:22,790
Thanks for meeting me here.

1862
01:42:24,659 --> 01:42:26,059
Don't worry about them.

1863
01:42:26,061 --> 01:42:28,596
They're half deaf
and they only speak Hokkien.

1864
01:42:56,524 --> 01:42:58,158
My mom taught me how to play.

1865
01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,427
She told me Mahjong
would teach me

1866
01:43:00,429 --> 01:43:02,929
important life skills.

1867
01:43:02,931 --> 01:43:07,069
Negotiation,
strategy, cooperation.

1868
01:43:08,536 --> 01:43:13,042
You asked me here. I assume
it's not for a Mahjong lesson.

1869
01:43:16,011 --> 01:43:17,046
Pong.

1870
01:43:20,782 --> 01:43:22,918
My mother taught me, too.

1871
01:43:27,089 --> 01:43:30,991
I know Nick told you the truth
about my mom.

1872
01:43:30,993 --> 01:43:33,761
But you didn't like me
the second I got here.

1873
01:43:34,595 --> 01:43:35,896
Why is that?

1874
01:43:35,898 --> 01:43:38,231
There is a Hokkien phrase.

1875
01:43:38,233 --> 01:43:39,199
(SPEAKING HOKKIEN)

1876
01:43:39,201 --> 01:43:41,569
It means,
"Our own kind of people."

1877
01:43:43,038 --> 01:43:45,704
And you're not our own kind.

1878
01:43:45,706 --> 01:43:47,941
'Cause I'm not rich?

1879
01:43:47,943 --> 01:43:50,143
'Cause I didn't go to
a British boarding school,

1880
01:43:50,145 --> 01:43:52,778
or I wasn't born
into a wealthy family?

1881
01:43:52,780 --> 01:43:55,015
You're a foreigner. American.

1882
01:43:55,017 --> 01:43:59,585
And all Americans think about
is their own happiness.

1883
01:43:59,587 --> 01:44:01,587
Don't you want
Nick to be happy?

1884
01:44:01,589 --> 01:44:03,756
It's an illusion.

1885
01:44:03,758 --> 01:44:07,194
We understand
how to build things that last.

1886
01:44:07,196 --> 01:44:09,264
Something you know
nothing about.

1887
01:44:11,934 --> 01:44:13,766
You don't know me.

1888
01:44:13,768 --> 01:44:16,305
I know you're not
what Nick needs.

1889
01:44:21,009 --> 01:44:23,078
Well, he proposed
to me yesterday.

1890
01:44:28,350 --> 01:44:30,517
He said he'd walk away
from his family

1891
01:44:30,519 --> 01:44:32,653
and from you for good.

1892
01:44:36,592 --> 01:44:38,360
Don't worry.
I turned him down.

1893
01:44:40,628 --> 01:44:42,828
(SIGHS)

1894
01:44:42,830 --> 01:44:44,931
Only a fool
folds a winning hand.

1895
01:44:44,933 --> 01:44:50,103
There's no winning.
You made sure of that.

1896
01:44:50,105 --> 01:44:53,408
Because if Nick chose me,
he would lose his family.

1897
01:44:55,810 --> 01:44:58,111
And if he chose his family,

1898
01:44:58,113 --> 01:45:01,682
he might spend the rest
of his life resenting you.

1899
01:45:18,766 --> 01:45:20,068
(SIGHS)

1900
01:45:21,637 --> 01:45:24,703
So you chose for him.

1901
01:45:24,705 --> 01:45:27,140
I'm not leaving
'cause I'm scared

1902
01:45:27,142 --> 01:45:29,876
or because I think
I'm not enough.

1903
01:45:29,878 --> 01:45:34,316
Because maybe for the first
time in my life,

1904
01:45:35,317 --> 01:45:36,919
I know I am.

1905
01:45:38,453 --> 01:45:41,687
I just love Nick so much.

1906
01:45:41,689 --> 01:45:44,692
I don't want him
to lose his mom again.

1907
01:45:48,864 --> 01:45:54,034
So I just wanted you
to know that one day,

1908
01:45:54,036 --> 01:45:56,469
when he marries
another lucky girl

1909
01:45:56,471 --> 01:45:58,907
who is enough for you,

1910
01:46:00,808 --> 01:46:02,841
and you're playing
with your grandkids

1911
01:46:02,843 --> 01:46:04,743
while the <i>tan huas</i>
are blooming

1912
01:46:04,745 --> 01:46:07,216
and the birds are chirping,

1913
01:46:08,150 --> 01:46:11,750
that it was because of me.

1914
01:46:11,752 --> 01:46:15,956
A poor,
raised by a single mother,

1915
01:46:15,958 --> 01:46:21,829
low class, immigrant nobody.

1916
01:46:59,401 --> 01:47:01,001
Hey.

1917
01:47:01,003 --> 01:47:03,802
I'm gonna send someone
for the rest of my stuff.

1918
01:47:03,804 --> 01:47:05,171
But I wanna talk to you

1919
01:47:05,173 --> 01:47:06,373
about my visitation rights
with Cassian.

1920
01:47:06,375 --> 01:47:07,442
Stop talking.

1921
01:47:08,176 --> 01:47:09,309
What?

1922
01:47:09,311 --> 01:47:11,378
Don't worry
about packing your things.

1923
01:47:11,380 --> 01:47:15,415
You bought this apartment,
you keep it. We're leaving.

1924
01:47:15,417 --> 01:47:16,815
What do you mean
you're leaving?

1925
01:47:16,817 --> 01:47:18,218
Where are you gonna go?

1926
01:47:18,220 --> 01:47:20,754
I have 14 apartment
buildings that I own,

1927
01:47:20,756 --> 01:47:24,190
so probably one of those.

1928
01:47:24,192 --> 01:47:25,759
And you'll see Cassian
when it's good for him,

1929
01:47:25,761 --> 01:47:27,229
not when it's good for you.

1930
01:47:29,531 --> 01:47:30,897
- Hey!
- (SIGHS)

1931
01:47:30,899 --> 01:47:32,732
Look, you know,
it's not just my fault

1932
01:47:32,734 --> 01:47:34,833
that things didn't work out.

1933
01:47:34,835 --> 01:47:39,072
You're right. I shouldn't have
kept things from you.

1934
01:47:39,074 --> 01:47:41,941
Hidden my shoes,
turned down jobs,

1935
01:47:41,943 --> 01:47:43,576
charity work,
worrying that it might

1936
01:47:43,578 --> 01:47:45,578
make you feel lesser than.

1937
01:47:45,580 --> 01:47:47,380
But let's be clear.

1938
01:47:47,382 --> 01:47:50,517
The problem with our marriage
isn't my family's money.

1939
01:47:50,519 --> 01:47:54,589
It's that you're a coward.
You gave up on us.

1940
01:47:55,991 --> 01:47:57,424
But I've just realized,

1941
01:47:57,426 --> 01:48:01,194
it's not my job
to make you feel like a man.

1942
01:48:01,196 --> 01:48:04,199
I can't make you
something you're not.

1943
01:48:05,334 --> 01:48:07,569
<i>(YELLOW</i> PLAYING
IN ASIAN LANGUAGE)

1944
01:48:10,405 --> 01:48:12,172
Good for you!

1945
01:48:12,174 --> 01:48:14,007
Walking away from Nick

1946
01:48:14,009 --> 01:48:18,311
and his family's fat-ass
property portfolio.

1947
01:48:18,313 --> 01:48:22,716
You have no one,
no net worth,

1948
01:48:22,718 --> 01:48:27,053
but you have integrity.
That's why I respect you.

1949
01:48:27,055 --> 01:48:29,091
Thank you for everything.

1950
01:49:04,359 --> 01:49:07,896
- Bye, Mrs. Chu.
- Goodbye and thank you.

1951
01:49:09,264 --> 01:49:11,364
Sure I can't get you to stay?

1952
01:49:11,366 --> 01:49:14,236
You know, my brother P.T.,
he's still single.

1953
01:49:27,516 --> 01:49:29,384
All right. (SIGHS)

1954
01:49:33,455 --> 01:49:34,523
(SIGHS)

1955
01:49:45,902 --> 01:49:47,436
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA)

1956
01:50:07,189 --> 01:50:09,124
NICK: Rachel!

1957
01:50:10,158 --> 01:50:14,461
Rachel! Stay there.

1958
01:50:14,463 --> 01:50:18,200
I'm gonna go and look
for some extra blankets.

1959
01:50:20,068 --> 01:50:21,668
Hello. (SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1960
01:50:21,670 --> 01:50:25,205
Sorry, just one second.
Nick, what are you doing here?

1961
01:50:25,207 --> 01:50:27,273
I'm flying back
to New York with you.

1962
01:50:27,275 --> 01:50:29,910
God, don't make this harder
than it already is.

1963
01:50:29,912 --> 01:50:31,444
I always imagined what me

1964
01:50:31,446 --> 01:50:33,513
proposing to you
would be like.

1965
01:50:33,515 --> 01:50:36,549
You know what?
I had it all planned out.

1966
01:50:36,551 --> 01:50:37,650
Oh!

1967
01:50:37,652 --> 01:50:39,752
I'm right behind you.
Don't mind me.

1968
01:50:39,754 --> 01:50:42,522
I'd bring you to my favorite
spot on the island.

1969
01:50:42,524 --> 01:50:45,158
There's a hidden trail that
I used to go to as a child.

1970
01:50:45,160 --> 01:50:46,493
Now there's a cove there

1971
01:50:46,495 --> 01:50:49,562
that opens up
to this beautiful lake.

1972
01:50:49,564 --> 01:50:51,164
Um... Sorry, dude.

1973
01:50:51,166 --> 01:50:53,034
- Give me a second.
- (LAUGHS)

1974
01:50:55,303 --> 01:50:59,506
When the sun hits the horizon,
I'd get down on one knee.

1975
01:50:59,508 --> 01:51:00,640
(SIGHS)

1976
01:51:00,642 --> 01:51:03,176
And the rest of the world
would fall away.

1977
01:51:03,178 --> 01:51:04,777
Because it would
just be you...

1978
01:51:04,779 --> 01:51:06,279
(WOMAN GRUNTING)

1979
01:51:06,281 --> 01:51:07,915
Because it's just you...

1980
01:51:07,917 --> 01:51:09,415
Sorry,
I can help you with that.

1981
01:51:09,417 --> 01:51:11,284
All right, it's fine.
Stay there.

1982
01:51:11,286 --> 01:51:14,354
Yay. You, too?
Watch your fingers.

1983
01:51:14,356 --> 01:51:16,089
- Lift it up. Okay.
- Thank you.

1984
01:51:16,091 --> 01:51:18,291
(EXHALES) Everybody okay?

1985
01:51:18,293 --> 01:51:20,961
Because I just need 30 seconds
with this woman.

1986
01:51:20,963 --> 01:51:22,863
Okay, thank you.

1987
01:51:22,865 --> 01:51:25,365
Oh. Coming through. Sorry.

1988
01:51:25,367 --> 01:51:28,869
I know this is a far throw
from a hidden paradise.

1989
01:51:28,871 --> 01:51:30,270
(WOMAN GASPS)

1990
01:51:30,272 --> 01:51:32,140
But wherever
you are in the world,

1991
01:51:33,275 --> 01:51:34,643
that's where I belong.

1992
01:51:36,545 --> 01:51:37,579
But I...

1993
01:51:42,952 --> 01:51:45,120
Rachel Chu,

1994
01:51:46,788 --> 01:51:48,054
will you marry me?

1995
01:51:48,056 --> 01:51:49,324
(GASPS)

1996
01:51:50,725 --> 01:51:53,293
And make me the happiest man
in this world?

1997
01:51:53,295 --> 01:51:56,498
Yes! Yes! Yes!
She will marry you!

1998
01:51:57,098 --> 01:51:58,565
Yes!

1999
01:51:58,567 --> 01:52:00,533
(ALL CHEERING)

2000
01:52:00,535 --> 01:52:01,401
Oh!

2001
01:52:01,403 --> 01:52:03,638
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

2002
01:52:12,280 --> 01:52:15,983
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

2003
01:52:15,985 --> 01:52:19,586
This is gonna be
some flight back to New York.

2004
01:52:19,588 --> 01:52:22,791
Well, I was actually thinking
about staying one more night.

2005
01:52:24,693 --> 01:52:26,561
(ALL CHEERING)

2006
01:52:28,998 --> 01:52:31,533
(ALL WHOOPING)

2007
01:52:35,972 --> 01:52:38,072
It's all about you, Nick!

2008
01:52:38,074 --> 01:52:39,674
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

2009
01:52:49,818 --> 01:52:51,686
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2010
01:52:54,957 --> 01:52:56,758
(WYE STAMMERING)

2011
01:53:18,780 --> 01:53:20,847
(ALL CHEERING)

2012
01:53:20,849 --> 01:53:23,718
Make babies! Make babies!

2013
01:53:49,238 --> 01:53:54,238
Subtitles by <font color="#ff0000">explosiveskull</font>
Resync by <font color="#00ffff">GoldenBeard</font>

2014
01:53:54,449 --> 01:53:56,749
<i>♪ You know what?
Vote for a good time</i>

2015
01:53:56,751 --> 01:54:01,055
<i>♪ Got that feeling
The feeling to win</i>

2016
01:54:01,057 --> 01:54:02,722
<i>♪ As long as I'm breathing</i>

2017
01:54:02,724 --> 01:54:04,657
<i>♪ Gotta vote for a good time</i>

2018
01:54:04,659 --> 01:54:06,492
<i>♪ Write your name
across the sky</i>

2019
01:54:06,494 --> 01:54:08,561
<i>♪ Breathe it in
and we can fly</i>

2020
01:54:08,563 --> 01:54:10,830
<i>♪ Love for love
and not for lies, yeah</i>

2021
01:54:10,832 --> 01:54:13,100
<i>- ♪ So let's vote...
- ♪ For a good time</i>

2022
01:54:13,102 --> 01:54:15,169
<i>♪ Like you just got paid</i>

2023
01:54:15,171 --> 01:54:16,970
<i>♪ Spend it all on Mary Jane</i>

2024
01:54:16,972 --> 01:54:19,173
<i>♪ It's a celebration</i>

2025
01:54:19,175 --> 01:54:21,507
<i>- ♪ Yeah, so I vote... Oh!
- ♪ For a good time</i>

2026
01:54:21,509 --> 01:54:23,476
<i>♪ And everything is changing</i>

2027
01:54:23,478 --> 01:54:24,945
<i>♪ It's got me feeling strange</i>

2028
01:54:24,947 --> 01:54:27,714
<i>♪ But we can
stand together, yeah</i>

2029
01:54:27,716 --> 01:54:29,482
<i>- ♪ Just vote...
- ♪ For a good time</i>

2030
01:54:29,484 --> 01:54:31,551
<i>♪ Summer nights
that we were wild</i>

2031
01:54:31,553 --> 01:54:33,686
<i>♪ Make the choice
that makes you proud</i>

2032
01:54:33,688 --> 01:54:35,856
<i>♪ Make the choice
that makes you proud, yeah</i>

2033
01:54:35,858 --> 01:54:38,058
<i>- ♪ Just vote...
- ♪ For a good time</i>

2034
01:54:38,060 --> 01:54:40,460
<i>♪ Yeah!</i>

2035
01:54:40,462 --> 01:54:42,530
<i>♪ Oh, woah!</i>

2036
01:54:43,364 --> 01:54:45,598
<i>♪ Good time, oh, yeah</i>

2037
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:47,067
<i>♪ For a good time
Good time</i>

2038
01:54:47,069 --> 01:54:50,305
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la</i>

2039
01:54:51,173 --> 01:54:52,505
<i>♪ Oh</i>

2040
01:54:52,507 --> 01:54:54,407
<i>♪ Vote for a good time ♪</i>

2041
01:54:54,409 --> 01:54:56,611
(ALL CHEERING)

2042
01:55:15,797 --> 01:55:17,532
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

2043
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:20,868
<i>♪ Oh, woah</i>

2044
01:55:20,870 --> 01:55:22,468
<i>♪ Good time</i>

2045
01:55:22,470 --> 01:55:24,670
<i>- ♪ Oh, yeah
- ♪ Good time, good time</i>

2046
01:55:24,672 --> 01:55:28,376
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la</i>

2047
01:55:29,178 --> 01:55:31,511
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

2048
01:55:31,513 --> 01:55:34,614
<i>♪ Good time</i>

2049
01:55:34,616 --> 01:55:38,618
<i>- ♪ Vote for a good time
- ♪ Good time, good time</i>

2050
01:55:38,620 --> 01:55:43,456
<i>♪ Good time
Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

2051
01:55:43,458 --> 01:55:45,225
<i>♪ Vote for a good time
Good time</i>

2052
01:55:45,227 --> 01:55:49,064
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la</i>

2053
01:55:51,766 --> 01:55:53,133
<i>♪ Vote for a good time</i>

2054
01:55:53,135 --> 01:55:55,468
<i>♪ Summer shouldn't end
in nothing</i>

2055
01:55:55,470 --> 01:55:57,637
<i>♪ Sometimes life is ugly</i>

2056
01:55:57,639 --> 01:55:59,973
<i>♪ We're all searching
for something</i>

2057
01:55:59,975 --> 01:56:01,942
<i>- ♪ So let's vote...
- ♪ For a good time</i>

2058
01:56:01,944 --> 01:56:05,745
<i>♪ Don't wait, make that choice
that sets you free now</i>

2059
01:56:05,747 --> 01:56:08,215
<i>♪ Unless it plagues your mind
You'll be fine</i>

2060
01:56:08,217 --> 01:56:09,850
<i>♪ If you'll just vote</i>

2061
01:56:09,852 --> 01:56:12,119
<i>♪ Write your name
across the sky</i>

2062
01:56:12,121 --> 01:56:13,921
<i>♪ Breathe it in and we can fly</i>

2063
01:56:13,923 --> 01:56:16,957
<i>♪ Love for love
And love for life</i>

2064
01:56:16,959 --> 01:56:18,457
<i>- ♪ Let's vote
- ♪ For a good time</i>

2065
01:56:18,459 --> 01:56:20,459
<i>♪ For the moments we remember</i>

2066
01:56:20,461 --> 01:56:22,428
<i>♪ And the people
that we treasure</i>

2067
01:56:22,430 --> 01:56:24,530
<i>♪ We can give it all together</i>

2068
01:56:24,532 --> 01:56:26,566
<i>♪ Vote for a good time ♪</i>

2069
01:56:26,568 --> 01:56:28,235
(CASH REGISTER DINGS)

2070
01:56:28,237 --> 01:56:30,105
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)