1
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

2
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Ladies.

3
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Baccarat.

4
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Exquisite.

5
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(WOMEN GASPS)

6
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(MAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

7
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Tihomir.

8
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Hang UP-

9
00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,288
Bradley Fine.

10
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I'm honored.

11
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Pleasure's all mine.

12
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Tell me where the bomb is.

13
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10 seconds, or you're dead.

14
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Interesting.

15
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You see, when my men
and I hid it...

16
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<i>I made sure to erase
any witnesses.</i>

17
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(MAN GROANS)

18
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<i>And then I erased the erasers.</i>

19
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<i>Which means,</i>

20
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<i>I'm now the only one
who knows...</i>

21
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just where that
dangerously compact

22
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and transportable nuke is.

23
00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,767
So...

24
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I'd say I have
more than 10 seconds.

25
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Well then, in that case,
I'd say you'd better start...

26
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(SNEEZES) (GUN FIRES)

27
00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,886
Oh, fuck!

28
00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,050
Oh, my God! Why did you do that?

29
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,247
I didn't do it on purpose.

30
00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,891
There's like a ton
of pollen in here!

31
00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,451
Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!

32
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,965
Did you take your medicine?

33
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I forgot it on the plane.

34
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<i>I told you this morning,</i>

35
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<i>I put extra in all your jackets!</i>

36
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You did?

37
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Great. Shit! Thanks.

38
00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,250
No, you know what? That's on me.

39
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Because I heard you
sniffle a while ago

40
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and I did nothing
with that information.

41
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So that's blood
on my hands, really...

42
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Okay. You know what?
You got three coming in.

43
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Get out the back door now. Move.

44
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(GUN FIRE)

45
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Anybody in here?

46
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Yeah, we got one coming
around the corner, now.

47
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(GUNSHOTS) (MAN GROANS)

48
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<i>Your three guests are coming out</i>

49
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<i>that door behind you right now.</i>

50
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<i>Watch your six.</i>

51
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Yahtzee.

52
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Oh, zinger! (LAUGHS)

53
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I should've brought
more bullets.

54
00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,081
I thought they were
chocolate sprinkles,

55
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,960
which I would eat,
normally, by the fistful...

56
00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,201
but this tasted like...

57
00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,169
There's no other way
to say it, really.

58
00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,685
Like a rat's arse.

59
00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,968
Guys, can you please
keep it down?

60
00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,248
Unfortunately, there's
vermin in the ceiling again,

61
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,685
and I hate to say it, but...

62
00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,127
they've pooped
all over your cake.

63
00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,685
I'm going left? SUSAN: No.

64
00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,161
I need you to go right
and head down the tunnel.

65
00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,964
You've got one coming
around to your right,

66
00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,320
and he's got a swarm behind him.

67
00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,447
That's my girl.

68
00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,647
Oh, I don't know.

69
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(GRUNTING)

70
00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,287
<i>Watch your back.</i>

71
00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,409
Oh, that was a close one, Fine.

72
00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,849
Who's the finest of them all?
You are.

73
00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,845
<i>Oh, Bradley, you're so fine</i>

74
00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,001
<i>You're so fine, you blow my mind</i>

75
00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,161
<i>Hey, Bradley!</i>

76
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Oh, God, duck!

77
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(GROANS)

78
00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,046
<i>Nice moves, Fine.</i>

79
00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,645
<i>Pilates has been
working out for you.</i>

80
00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,801
<i>You noticed?</i>

81
00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,725
Yeah, you just seem looser.
Like, in your hips.

82
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I mean athletically speaking.

83
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I don't know. I guess
you don't seem so awkward.

84
00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,487
(WHISPERING) Shut up!

85
00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,721
Going straight? No.

86
00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,450
Go right up the stairs.

87
00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,726
You're gonna find
a little friend

88
00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,040
on the first landing.

89
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(SCREAMS)

90
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Thanks for your help.

91
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<i>SUSAN: You're clear to the top.</i>

92
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Get moving.

93
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MAN: Oh, my God!
The rats can fly!

94
00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,566
Come on, you guys!

95
00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,009
<i>AH right, Fine.
Stop at the door.</i>

96
00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,083
<i>You got a guard approaching.
I'll tell you when.</i>

97
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,481
Wait for it, Fine. Three...

98
00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,243
Two, one. Now!

99
00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,441
Oh, dear, did I forget to knock?

100
00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,001
They're clawing at my hair!
I can't see!

101
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What do you mean,
you can't see me?

102
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I'm good. You've got
SUVs approaching.

103
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,806
<i>Go to the dock!</i>

104
00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,724
Dock. Excellent idea.

105
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,689
Boyanov's boat is at the end.

106
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

107
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Uh... No keys, Coop.

108
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The panel's on the lower left
under the steering wheel.

109
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You can hotwire it.

110
00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:37,927
I can't get to the wires!

111
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,571
Okay, then stay down
and hold your ears!

112
00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,165
How will I hear
your beautiful voice?

113
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Stop being adorable
and get down!

114
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Lock on coordinates 43.16547...

115
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27.94654...

116
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and fire, now.

117
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Whoo!

118
00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,921
(FINE LAUGHS)

119
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,411
<i>Close one!</i>

120
00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,330
Nice drone work, Coop!

121
00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,641
<i>I could kiss you.</i>

122
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om (CHUCKLES)

123
00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,845
Well, I would accept that
with an open mouth.

124
00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,361
(LAUGHS) Soon as I'm back,
dinner is on me.

125
00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,044
<i>Great work, Coop.</i>

126
00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,282
Hey, pick up my dry cleaning
for me, would you?

127
00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,851
Also, get my car.

128
00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,331
Oh, sure. No problem.

129
00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,005
Oh, and I have to fire
my gardener.

130
00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,286
He keeps running over

131
00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,720
the sprinkler heads
with the mower.

132
00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,091
<i>Can you cut him loose for me?</i>

133
00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,925
Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.

134
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,889
You kidding? I'd love it!

135
00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,525
You're the best.

136
00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,080
<i>Smell you later, pal.</i>

137
00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,971
God. Poor Jaime.

138
00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,165
The thing is, Jaime, that...

139
00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,281
Uh...

140
00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,481
Oh!

141
00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,444
These your children?

142
00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,601
Your children, here?

143
00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,681
Yeah, I have children.

144
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,326
I just have to cover those eyes.

145
00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,283
They're looking
right at me. Um...

146
00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,965
Please, don't fire me.

147
00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,360
No. Jaime, I would never.

148
00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,921
This is more of a review.

149
00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,641
(HUMMING)

150
00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,847
Oh.

151
00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,126
Jaime.

152
00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,486
(SINGING IN SPANISH)

153
00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,561
Yes.

154
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,007
<i>The lawnmower</i>

155
00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,291
(BOTH VOCALIZING)

156
00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,560
Right to that lawnmower.

157
00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,724
(JAIME SINGING IN SPANISH)

158
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,920
You're a killer, Susan.

159
00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,722
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

160
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,089
<i>The heart is a hunter</i>

161
00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,246
<i>And hard as a stone</i>

162
00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,240
<i>Cold blood in the chamber</i>

163
00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:08,845
<i>Bullets and bone</i>

164
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:15,882
<i>Into the night you will fall</i>

165
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,805
<i>Where there's no wrong or right</i>

166
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,400
<i>Rough justice for all</i>

167
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:36,689
<i>Love is powering lust</i>

168
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,845
<i>You may find my smile deceitful</i>

169
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,083
<i>But after it all</i>

170
00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,448
<i>Who else can you trust?</i>

171
00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:01,328
<i>Who else can you trust?</i>

172
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,365
(FINE AND WAITER
SPEAKING FRENCH)

173
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,761
Ah!

174
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,171
These look delicious.

175
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,930
I don't wanna be critical,
but this is very chewy.

176
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,367
Coop. You're eating
a hand towel.

177
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,243
Just cleansing my palette.
(CHUCKLES)

178
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,846
Jeez. You had to take me
to such a dump?

179
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,207
(LAUGHS) Come on, cheapskate!

180
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,566
Burger King was booked up.

181
00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,840
Ha!

182
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,924
Sorry. I'm having dinner
with Gallagher over here.

183
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,206
Guard your fruit!

184
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,682
You could. You're funny.
Your timing is perfect.

185
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,161
Never as funny as you,
Super Cooper.

186
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,764
To another successful mission.

187
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,006
Go team.

188
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,525
(WHISPERS) Go team.

189
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,126
Hey, I've been thinking.

190
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,521
Yeah.

191
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,967
I couldn't do
what I do without you.

192
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,366
And I've been thinking

193
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,647
about doing something
special for you...

194
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,761
So...

195
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,440
Good gravy, Fine.

196
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,441
Oh. That's...

197
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,364
It's a crazy cupcake!

198
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,531
You love cakes. Well...

199
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,085
I'm not a big cake...

200
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,288
I make cakes. Yes. I
see the connection.

201
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,051
Now you can wear a cake.

202
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,727
How did you know I don't care
for traditional jewelry?

203
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,688
I can't seem to
stop looking at it...

204
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,967
and it can't stop looking at me.

205
00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,840
Imagine how awkward
it would've been

206
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,962
if it'd been a diamond ring
or something.

207
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,643
Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No!

208
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,800
I would've had to say,
"I don't want to marry you!"

209
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,130
I don't want
your muscly arms and hands...

210
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,204
rubbing my back with Nivea
for the rest of my life.

211
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,931
And our three kids run in,
you know...

212
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,605
Karen, Tommy and Billy...

213
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,245
and we'd say, "Get out of here!"

214
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,561
And they'd just all
have that beautiful jaw...

215
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,570
and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth.
I mean...

216
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,920
no, thank you.

217
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,008
I'll just, you know,
I'll just...

218
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,811
Can you give me a little
jewelry I can actually wear?

219
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,166
Not gonna wear it?

220
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,211
Yes. Yeah. I was just saving it.

221
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,686
Put it on!

222
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,040
Look at that. Wow, that's a...

223
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,040
That is an adjustable toggle.
Adjustable toggle.

224
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,243
You don't see that
with a lot of jewelry.

225
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,811
It's so you. ls it?

226
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,450
Wow, perfect. (LAUGHS)

227
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,407
Oh... Somebody's jealous.

228
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,245
Seriously, I couldn't do
what I do without you,

229
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,606
in my earpiece.

230
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,205
I could never do what you do.

231
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,051
Can you imagine me as a spy?

232
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,129
Oh, my God.

233
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,566
Out in the field. Yeah.

234
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,205
With a gun! What?

235
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,006
"Hi, terrorists. Oh, golly!

236
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,329
"Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!

237
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,609
"L meant to shoot you, not me!"

238
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,920
That's probably what I'd say.

239
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,201
"Hey, terrorists,
you better watch out,

240
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,645
"or I'll make you
a chocolate cake.

241
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,080
"Do you like chocolate? Well,
then I'll make you a vanilla."

242
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,250
They would never
let me be a spy.

243
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,050
I can't even dress like a spy.

244
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,443
Look at you and your tailored...

245
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,250
Everything is cut right.

246
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,290
And mine is like a lumpy
pumpkin sack dress.

247
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,441
Oh, come...

248
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,329
It doesn't even have a label.
Does not have a label.

249
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,447
I think my mom made it.

250
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,641
No, stop.

251
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,324
I should get on my hands
and knees and start scooping.

252
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,124
Good God. Go easy on yourself.

253
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,200
Okay.)'-

254
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,924
We're a perfect team.
That's why we work.

255
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,041
Yeah.

256
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,366
Come here.

257
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:50,927
Come here. Close.

258
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,565
(SILVERWARE CLATTERING)

259
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,405
I think you're getting pinkeye.

260
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,965
What? No.

261
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,451
Right there. No, that's not...

262
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,887
Did you wipe your eye after
you cleaned out the cat box?

263
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,041
I don't have cats.

264
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,607
Why did I think that?

265
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,761
I don't know.

266
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,042
You should get some.
They're good company.

267
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,363
ELAINE:
We've intercepted chatter...

268
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,442
that the weapon is still being
offered to the highest bidder.

269
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,841
Someone other than Boyanov
knows where that nuke is.

270
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,610
It's probably
his daughter, Rayna.

271
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,887
She's really the only
person he's trusted.

272
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,405
Jesus, Cooper,
do you have pinkeye?

273
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,403
Go home. You're going
to infect everybody.

274
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,925
Told you.

275
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,764
No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am.

276
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,924
It's just I'm having a bit
of an allergic reaction.

277
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,411
Well, I'm allergic to disgusting

278
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,488
childhood illnesses,
so stay away from me.

279
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,563
Sorry. Anyway, you're right.

280
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,801
After Boyanov's death,

281
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,123
Rayna went to a safety deposit
box at a DSK bank in Varna.

282
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,560
The chatter picked up
later that night.

283
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,680
What do we know about her?

284
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,761
I can pull up her file.

285
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,247
Oh, that's stuck.

286
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,323
It's just a little warm in here.

287
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,528
Pull up my file...
Jesus! Not my keyboard

288
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,602
with your pinkeye-infected
fingers!

289
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,046
Why don't you just cry directly

290
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,565
into my mouth
while you're at it?

291
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,722
It really is just
an allergic reaction...

292
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,331
Sit down. I'll do it.

293
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,562
Okay, I'm gonna go sit down.
ELAINE: Rayna Boyanov.

294
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,370
Majored in international law
at Oxford.

295
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,441
Top of her class.

296
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,568
Been living in London
for the past 10 years.

297
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,444
We know she has been
communicating

298
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,761
with the heads of several
terrorist organizations.

299
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,126
Most ominously...

300
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,408
Solsa Dudaev,
the al-Qaeda-funded leader

301
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,965
of the Chechen Martyrs' Brigade.

302
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,560
We have compelling evidence that
he has the machinery in place

303
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,840
to get that nuke
to New York in time

304
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,410
for next week's
UN General Assembly.

305
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,481
I'm already packed.

306
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,761
One of our sources was told

307
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,604
she has taken up residence
outside of Sofia.

308
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,681
Go get her.

309
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,930
Grab my things, Coop.

310
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,080
Jesus, Cooper, go put on
some sunglasses or something.

311
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,447
I feel like you're a Gypsy,
cursing me with it.

312
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,681
Yep, I'm on it.

313
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,769
Yeah, that's all good. Oh, Fine?

314
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,608
Hi. Hey, Super Cooper.

315
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,444
Oh! Um...

316
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,206
I just was feeling
a little weird about...

317
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,246
Oh, yeah? ...some of the stuff,
and I think the intel...

318
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,847
on Rayna's location
seems a little too easy.

319
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,446
I just...
Something doesn't feel right.

320
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,170
It'll be right when
we get Rayna behind bars

321
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,481
and that nuke back in our hands.

322
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,969
Yeah, sure. I just...

323
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,250
I don't know. All my alarm bells
are going off with this one.

324
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,241
Really? Well, then, it's
okay 'cause I have a plan.

325
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,325
You and I gotta stop going
on these awful missions.

326
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,005
Run off together.

327
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,411
Do you mean that?

328
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,321
What?

329
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,485
Do I mean that?
You got me. You kidder.

330
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,925
You sucker! No.

331
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,483
You should have seen your face!
You were like...

332
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,281
(MIMICS STAMMERING)

333
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,640
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) (CHUCKLES)

334
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,606
Fine, I'm sorry if I...

335
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,003
Don't be. God, I admire you.

336
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,531
NANCY: "I admire you"?

337
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,331
Well, did he at least say it
in a flirty tone that says...

338
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,405
"And because of my admiration, I
shall now take my shirt off...

339
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,528
"and penetrate ye"? No.

340
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,090
The only way he'd
invite me to his bedroom

341
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,685
is if he wants me
to fix his bed.

342
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,966
I'm so stupid.

343
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,840
Can I just have a sip of your wine?
Mmm-hmm.

344
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,686
It's quite buttery.

345
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,966
Wow. Okay, we could
order you your own glass.

346
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,326
That was mine!

347
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,283
My life is a disaster.

348
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,361
No, it's not.

349
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,323
I'm 40, I live by myself...

350
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,005
I haven't been
in a real relationship

351
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,048
since Jerry left me
three years ago.

352
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,725
Well, Jerry was a jackass.

353
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,564
When I gave up teaching
to join the CIA,

354
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,880
I thought everything
was gonna be different.

355
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,724
I thought I was gonna be
this amazing spy.

356
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,962
I'm just the same boring
person I was before.

357
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,080
Well, for what it's worth,

358
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,645
I think you're brilliant
as you are.

359
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,927
You're exciting. Come
on, let's cheer you up.

360
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,651
Okay. My nephew
loves this. All right.

361
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,809
Okay. Thanks.
Isn't your nephew three?

362
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,325
My God. That's the same face.

363
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,010
Okay, this will be different.
Exactly the same face.

364
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,650
This will be different.

365
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,450
Ready? Aah...

366
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,486
That's the exact same thing.

367
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,600
How is that the same thing?

368
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,846
There was a little bit
of tongue there.

369
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,440
Please stop.
That's not cheering me up.

370
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,721
Do you know what? I'm glad
you said that to Fine.

371
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,605
lam, because you
play it too safe.

372
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,082
I still hear my mom's voice...

373
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,007
"Well-behaved women
often make history."

374
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,207
Yes, you do know
the phrase is...

375
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,124
"Well-behaved women
seldom make history"?

376
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,810
Yeah. That's never
how she said it.

377
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,724
What were her others?

378
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,769
"Just blend in."
"Let somebody else win."

379
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,683
Classic. I got that a
lot in high school.

380
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,366
And there was, "Give up
on your dream, Susan."

381
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,284
She used to write that
in my lunchbox.

382
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,887
Oh...

383
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,570
I mean, look, okay?

384
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,481
What's really so
different between us

385
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,971
and Karen Walker?

386
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,487
I think literally everything.

387
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,846
No, hang on, no,
because you were

388
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,280
just as good as her
at the Academy.

389
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,971
She's had more successful
missions than even Fine.

390
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,486
Oh, she's the worst.

391
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,681
Look at her. She thinks she's
so perfect, doesn't she?

392
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,329
"Hi, I'm Karen Walker,
super spy." (GIGGLES)

393
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,689
Perfect hair. Perfect face.

394
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,444
She probably cries herself
to sleep every night.

395
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,560
I don't think she probably does.
She probably does.

396
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,126
And not, like,
sort of cute, little tears.

397
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,483
Like, really sort of
silent, kind of big.

398
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,561
(SOBBING)

399
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,210
I don't think that's what...

400
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,647
Like a sort of upside
down kidney bean.

401
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,970
"This is what I look like
when I'm asleep."

402
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,360
Shut up, be quiet.

403
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,560
She won't know who we are.
She's so full of herself.

404
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,968
Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan.

405
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,041
BOTH: Hi!

406
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,169
Look at you two cuties
sitting here being all cute.

407
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,765
Aw! (CHUCKLES)

408
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,969
Oh, you.

409
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,610
Can I have
an Old Fashioned, please?

410
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,250
The service is really slow.

411
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,880
Super slow. Good luck getting
that in the next hour.

412
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,565
Here you go, Miss Walker.
Thank you.

413
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,926
Oh. Wow.

414
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,321
Alan and I go way back.
I come here all the time.

415
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,209
So do we. Right, Alan?

416
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,164
Hey, Alan. Alan!

417
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,441
Big A, Big A!

418
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,045
Whoo-hoo! Al! We got a whole...

419
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,050
Miss Walker,
are these two bothering you?

420
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,004
No, thank you. They're fine.
Okay.

421
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,121
SUSAN: Alan!

422
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,326
He's the sweetest.

423
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,010
He totally pretends
not to know. It's a game.

424
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,445
NANCY: He's funny. Yeah.

425
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,284
Well, anyway,
I'm taking some time off,

426
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,800
so I'll see you guys
when I get back.

427
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,365
Oh. Where are you going?

428
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,441
Capri.

429
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,011
Capri. Capri.

430
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,005
I believe it's "Cahpri." That's
how the locals say it, anyway.

431
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,321
Oh...

432
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,529
I wish I could just
stick around here...

433
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,210
curl up with a good book.

434
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,045
But I have a yacht full of
friends waiting for me.

435
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,889
Wow. Yachts are the worst.

436
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,122
They seem so glamorous, but...

437
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,361
They're the worst.
NANCY: Boo, yachts.

438
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,727
Anyhoo, I'll see you guys
when I get back,

439
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,961
all freckled and tan.

440
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,121
We're gonna see you.

441
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,766
Bye. Bye!

442
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,921
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

443
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,046
Oh, sorry.

444
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,327
Susan is ill.

445
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,486
It's her stomach.

446
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,443
Oh, my God. Thank you for that.

447
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,011
Why would you do that?
I panicked.

448
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,207
What a great moment.

449
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,567
Just look at her.

450
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,005
NANCY: I know. That dress.

451
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,651
Look at that confidence.

452
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,327
You're not even allowed
to smoke in here.

453
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,161
I'm gonna go home.

454
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,321
No, come on.

455
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,561
Yes.

456
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,846
Susan.

457
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,201
Feel better.

458
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,203
Thank you. Yeah.

459
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,841
Fine, you good?

460
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,162
FINE: <i>Okay, Coop.
Just pulling up.</i>

461
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,169
Susan, you're killing it.

462
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,203
Oh, good. It's the chicory.

463
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,321
Yeah.

464
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,200
Any sign of her in the house?

465
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,328
Heat sensors
aren't picking anything up.

466
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,526
There's some kind
of interference.

467
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,648
I don't like this, Fine.

468
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,040
I'm up for the challenge.
(COCKS GUN)

469
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,770
Let's go in.

470
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,844
Shoot, there's something
wrong with your camera.

471
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,161
Can you switch it out
for a new one?

472
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,606
FINE: Too <i>late.</i>

473
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,161
(SUSAN GROAN S)

474
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,049
FINE: No security. (SCOFFS)

475
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,324
Her father would never have
left himself this exposed.

476
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,364
Pull back, Fine.
This is too easy.

477
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,965
I like things that are easy.

478
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,321
(NECK CRACKING)

479
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,084
Oh, my God, Fine!

480
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,049
I don't know how
you do things like that.

481
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,121
<i>HEY-</i>

482
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,089
<i>Who's the finest of them all?</i>

483
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,810
I don't know.

484
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,809
I'm guessing you?

485
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,885
<i>Drop your weapon.</i>

486
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,291
Fine, what's happening?

487
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,811
Let me guess.
Whoever is in your ear

488
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,769
wants to know what's happening?

489
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,489
(SOFTLY) He's about to die.

490
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,529
<i>That's what.</i>

491
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,242
An awfully big gun
for such a little girl.

492
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,205
Oh, God, don't say
stuff like that.

493
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,925
Okay, there's a knife rack
directly to your right.

494
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,367
The way she's holding the gun,
she's not experienced.

495
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,171
<i>If you duck and lunge, you can
get the knife and disarm her.</i>

496
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,680
Did someone just suggest that
you grab one of those knives?

497
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,770
No, no, no!

498
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,921
Damn it!

499
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,241
Fine!

500
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,249
<i>Can they see me right now?</i>

501
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,084
<i>Let me adjust
the angle a little bit.</i>

502
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,925
(GUNSHOT) (GASPS)

503
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,524
Oh, my God, Fine.

504
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,727
<i>His name was Bradley Fine.
He worked for the CIA.</i>

505
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,644
<i>Other top agents include</i>

506
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,200
<i>Matthew Wright, Timothy Cress...</i>

507
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,966
<i>Rick Ford and Karen Walker.</i>

508
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,442
Come on, Fine. Come on.

509
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,082
<i>I know who all
your active agents are.</i>

510
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,921
<i>So, unless you'd like
the body count to grow...</i>

511
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,890
<i>I suggest you stay
far away from me.</i>

512
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,165
<i>Now grab some tissues,</i>

513
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,641
<i>because shit's about
to get real sad.</i>

514
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,767
FINE: No, no... (GUNSHOT)

515
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,685
Oh, my God, Fine.

516
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,486
As Deputy Director...

517
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,963
I have never had
a more difficult duty...

518
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,966
than to bid farewell
to colleagues taken from us.

519
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,329
From Dover,
to the family services...

520
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,602
to memorials like these...

521
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,807
it's tough to say goodbye.

522
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,122
There's nothing you
could have done, Susan.

523
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,683
Bradley Fine was more than
just a coworker and a friend.

524
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,285
He was part of our family.

525
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,841
And as family,
even knowing that the universe

526
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,685
has a plan
for each human life...

527
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,290
it's hard to accept
the sudden loss

528
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,603
of such a good
and decent person.

529
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,161
<i>SUSAN: (ON TAPE) Okay, there's a
knife rack directly to your right.</i>

530
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,164
Susan, I got your assessment
report on Rayna Boyanov.

531
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,680
I know you're probably feeling
a lot of emotion right now...

532
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,481
but please refrain from using
the term "thundercunt."

533
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,561
Oh, my God. I didn't
realize I wrote that.

534
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,165
I'm sorry.

535
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,280
Nancy, I'm sending you a photo.

536
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,566
It's in pretty bad shape.

537
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,370
Can you enhance it? Mm-hmm.

538
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,725
Paris?

539
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,007
How the fuck did this twat
find out our fucking names?

540
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,321
We don't know.

541
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,482
And dial it way back
with the "T" word, Ford.

542
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,881
You're not immune from the
HR department. Grow up.

543
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,202
And "twat" means something
completely different in England.

544
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,725
Here it means a vagina.

545
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,327
Anyway, obviously
we're talking about a mole.

546
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,050
It could be a mole, they could
have hacked our system.

547
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,200
It's anyone's guess.

548
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,561
The bottom line is Rayna
Boyanov is about to sell...

549
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,643
a small-scale tactical
nuclear weapon

550
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,006
to a terrorist organization...

551
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,527
and we don't know
where she or the bomb is.

552
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,604
Fortunately, our analyst
Susan Cooper found a lead.

553
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,767
Rayna had the number
of Sergio De Luca...

554
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,365
and we've long suspected De Luca

555
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,250
of working as an intermediary
with terrorist groups.

556
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,721
Rayna may be using him
to find buyers for the nuke.

557
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,247
The number was to an office
he keeps in Paris.

558
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,482
I told you to send me in
there instead of Fine,

559
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,641
and you didn't.

560
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,768
And now Fine is dead.
I'm going the fuck in.

561
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,841
You can't.

562
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,048
We need someone to follow De
Luca without being detected...

563
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,088
and that will hopefully
take us to Rayna...

564
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,969
but it can't be any of you.

565
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,409
Here's what we do...

566
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,047
I go into the Face/Off
machine, get a whole new face.

567
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,123
I turn up,
they never know it's me.

568
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,770
Do you have quarters?
Because it costs 50 cents.

569
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,921
What, I gotta pay?

570
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,407
No, because it doesn't exist.

571
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,561
Yes, it does!

572
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,088
I heard Cress and Wright talking
about it in the shitter.

573
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,289
I'm pretty sure
they were pulling your leg.

574
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,329
You pair of fucking vaginas.

575
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,608
Seriously,
you've got to cut that out.

576
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,206
Jesus. Look, one of us
has to go in.

577
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,964
Doesn't matter
if we've been exposed.

578
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,690
We've all gone deep before,

579
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,285
and we've always gotten our guy.

580
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,648
Guys, this is more than
just a kill mission.

581
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,446
We can get Rayna, De Luca, and
some top terrorist leadership...

582
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,648
and get the weapon back
if we do this right.

583
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,524
We just need someone
who can shadow them

584
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,642
without attracting attention.

585
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,760
We need someone invisible.

586
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,801
I'll do it.

587
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,008
Okay, thanks, lunch lady.

588
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,161
I'm serious.

589
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,209
I have never
been out in the field.

590
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,687
Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.

591
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,286
My point is that
it's highly doubtful

592
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,850
that I've ever been exposed.

593
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,843
But you worked with Fine.

594
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,047
They may have
a record of you, too.

595
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,366
SUSAN: Possibly.

596
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,966
But the odds of them
knowing my face are very low.

597
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,642
Miss Crocker, I would
really like to do this.

598
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,847
For Fine.

599
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,965
What are you gonna do? Bring one
of your oats <i>as</i> a sidekick?

600
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,920
I don't have any cats!

601
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,890
You're not seriously
considering this, are you?

602
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,850
Look here, Betty...

603
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,285
Ford, if you call me
Betty Crocker,

604
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,442
I will rip your fucking
heart out of your chest.

605
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,329
Not only did I become a citizen

606
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,971
and take a vow
to protect this country...

607
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,523
I also took a vow to avenge my
fallen comrades. We all fucking did.

608
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,728
No, we didn't. Not me.

609
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,043
I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow.
I remember it.

610
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,930
I remember raising my fucking
hand and saying some shit.

611
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,647
If you think I'm gonna sit by

612
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,529
and let you send in
a fucking secretary...

613
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,125
to do my work...

614
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,000
you might as well accept
my resignation now.

615
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,320
If I can jump in,

616
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,643
lam technically, uh,
classified as an agent.

617
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,686
Look“.

618
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,450
SUSAN: Full agent. So...

619
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,490
agent, agent, agent,
I'm an agent.

620
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,564
Are you considering this?

621
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,604
For your safety, and the safety
of those around this table...

622
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,125
lam considering it.

623
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,760
Then consider this, I quit.

624
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,131
And I know there's a fucking
Face/Off machine.

625
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,601
You're just keeping it
secret from me.

626
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,441
Okay.)'-

627
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,480
That hasn't happened before.
(DOOR CLOSES)

628
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,089
It is quite a lovely office.

629
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,171
What's your deal, Cooper?

630
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,561
What do you mean?

631
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,130
You got a fiery side?

632
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,124
I really did, in that report,
mean to write "cunning."

633
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,045
I've been going over your files.

634
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,202
You were top of your class
at the Academy,

635
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,850
in all computer
and support skills.

636
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,921
No surprise there.

637
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,565
But you have a certain...

638
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,922
tame demeanor around the office,

639
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,570
that says you've never
even held a gun.

640
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,331
So imagine my surprise...

641
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,520
when I saw footage from
this drill back at The Farm.

642
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,650
SUSAN: ls that...
I can't even...

643
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,160
ls that me? I can't really...
(GUN)

644
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,520
<i>SUSAN: (ON COMPUTER) Stupid gun!</i>

645
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,649
Somebody definitely
sped this up.

646
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,209
Ooh! Camera angle
and stuff make...

647
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,641
(YELLING)

648
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,729
<i>Cooper, Cooper, stop!
Jesus Christ, what are you...</i>

649
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,926
Ouch.

650
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,645
Out of context, that's...

651
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,442
I must have watched
this 15 times now...

652
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,204
because what the fuck?

653
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,646
I almost put it up on YouTube.

654
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,850
I was, to say the least,
uncomfortable with the event.

655
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,160
But I would also like to say,
it was over 10 years ago.

656
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,440
The instructor was not harmed.

657
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,051
Fine was your mentor, right?

658
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120
Yes.

659
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,811
Why did you not
become a field agent?

660
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,524
Well, we're such a great
fit and a great team.

661
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,489
Fine made some great points.

662
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,325
Maybe I match better with,
just staying...

663
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,169
In his ear. Well...

664
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,361
Yeah, he sniped you.

665
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,520
All the top agents used to
do that before I got here.

666
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,688
I really thought he made
some great points.

667
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,481
Women.

668
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,604
All right, have you had any
field training since then?

669
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,806
10 years is a long time.

670
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,086
No, ma'am.

671
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,800
Normally, I would send you back to
The Farm, but there's no time...

672
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,286
and I can't take a chance of
anyone leaking your name.

673
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,488
(LAUGHING) Am I going?

674
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,881
You're going.

675
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,247
Okay. Jeez. Sorry.

676
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,365
But it's a track and report
mission only.

677
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,767
Got it.

678
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,966
We'll be giving you
a new identity.

679
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,530
You'll no longer be
Susan Cooper.

680
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,848
I had a few ideas for that.
Your new name...

681
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,520
I was just spitballing
and I thought...

682
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,762
Seraphina, Maddox, Gisele...

683
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,730
Carol Jenkins.

684
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,291
If I may, ma'am,

685
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,210
there was a 13-year-old girl
named Carol...

686
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,560
that used to kind of take me
around the neighborhood...

687
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,364
and use my braid
as a dog leash...

688
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,408
and make me beg for biscuits...

689
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,050
Carol Jenkins.

690
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,368
Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?

691
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,761
Carol Jenkins
is a single mother of four...

692
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,048
temporarily relocated
from Delaware

693
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,088
to increase sales
for a software company.

694
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,924
Okay, that is...

695
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,730
a different occup...

696
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,924
ls there a problem? No.

697
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,204
I was just wondering if this was my
family, or if I had taken hostages.

698
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,486
I'm just not sure...

699
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,921
how De Luca is gonna take me
seriously if I look like this.

700
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,969
De Luca is not going to
take you anything.

701
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,320
In case you did not hear me...

702
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,725
you are not to make
direct contact

703
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,211
with any of the targets.

704
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,448
Track and report.

705
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,364
We're setting you up
in a surveillance office

706
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,720
across the street
from De Luca's.

707
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,285
You'll be tapped into
the same telecom trunk...

708
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,807
and have access to voice and
data coming into his office...

709
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,450
and that is as sexy as it gets.

710
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,681
One mistake,

711
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,286
and we've got a nuclear bomb
in the hands of terrorists.

712
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,441
Do you understand?

713
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,561
Yes.

714
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,640
Go see Patrick. He's got
special equipment for you.

715
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,442
Oh, my God.

716
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,125
What are you doing?

717
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,810
Did you come up
with your spy name yet?

718
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,281
Mine would be "Amber Valentine."

719
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,283
That sounds like
you're an adult film star.

720
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,965
No, I did the spy name formula.

721
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,451
"Amber" was the name
of my first pet,

722
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,681
and I grew up
on Valentine Street.

723
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,524
That's how you come up
with your porn name.

724
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,728
No! I thought it
was your spy name!

725
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,847
What would yours be?

726
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,970
"Meatball Martin
Luther King Jr. Boulevard."

727
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,965
Yeah. Wow.

728
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,449
Oh, my God.

729
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,647
This is so exciting!

730
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,767
(LAUGHS)

731
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,967
You're a SPY!

732
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,201
I know! I know!

733
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,281
Oh, my God!

734
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,560
You're gonna get one of those!

735
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,125
SUSAN: No, I'm not!

736
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,966
Look at that!

737
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,010
NANCY: That looks high-tech.

738
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,004
It's like the future.

739
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,247
Patrick. Susan.

740
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,845
Hey, Patrick. Yes.

741
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,082
I was given specific
instructions by Elaine

742
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,446
to tailor these gadgets to you.

743
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,760
SUSAN: Wow. NANCY: Wow,
look at that watch.

744
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,887
These are not yours.

745
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,121
Oh.

746
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,851
Is that a rape whistle?

747
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,128
Elaine wanted you
to only be carrying items

748
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,369
a single woman travelling
through Europe would have.

749
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,040
But she could get that
at any pharmacy.

750
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,690
Not this whistle.

751
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,251
When you blow
through this whistle,

752
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,163
a small, poisonous
dart flies out...

753
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,810
neutralizing your target.

754
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,685
Also, it needs your
fingerprints on it to work.

755
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,644
That is really neat!
Stop it, that's amazing.

756
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,927
That is really super cool!
I love that!

757
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,042
This anti-fungal spray
can freeze and disable...

758
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,530
any security system.

759
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,324
Wow.

760
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,520
That is quite an image to be
carrying all over Europe.

761
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,886
It's also a pepper Spray-

762
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,368
Why not just make it
look like pepper spray?

763
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,369
That's a pretty good idea.

764
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,561
Well, next time.

765
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,926
I can wait,

766
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,843
if you want to print up
a new label.

767
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,691
No, I'd have to turn
the printer on again.

768
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,841
I don't really want to.

769
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,244
Each of these
are filled with chloroform.

770
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,882
Wow, that is an unsettling
amount of hemorrhoid wipes.

771
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,640
Makes me kind of wonder...

772
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,081
what, exactly,
is going on back there.

773
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,571
I wouldn't know.
I don't have that problem.

774
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,926
I don't have that problem.

775
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,082
If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...

776
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,924
chew one of these.

777
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,931
Have I done something
to you to upset you?

778
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,083
Because this is
a peculiar theme.

779
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,609
Finally, every agent gets
a night vision scope...

780
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,091
hidden in their watch.

781
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,607
I have heard about this.
I've been looking...

782
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,081
Oh. Who's that?

783
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,481
That is Bette Midler
and Barbara Hershey.

784
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,330
<i>From Beaches.</i>

785
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,090
How much am I supposed
to like Beaches?

786
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,487
I would imagine a lot,
if you have the watch.

787
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,290
Hey, Pat, I'm flying!
PATRICK: Anthony!

788
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,124
Don't wear out
the battery on that.

789
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,566
Am I getting that?

790
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,609
No, you're not gonna get that.

791
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,001
I've already packed your bags.
Hurry up and get dressed.

792
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,525
Carol Jenkins has to get
to the airport immediately.

793
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,647
And may I say...

794
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,881
I think it's very brave
of you to sacrifice

795
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,246
your life for your country.

796
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,921
I'm not sacrifi...
I'm coming back.

797
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,691
Let's see.

798
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,844
Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally
crop dust these guys.

799
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,246
Way to go, Anthony.

800
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,685
(FARTS) Oh, just pardon me.

801
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,800
(FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God.
I think I shit my pants.

802
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,650
(SEXY POP MUSIC PLAYING)

803
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,643
You look amazing, Susan.

804
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,451
I look like someone's
homophobic aunt.

805
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,366
SUSAN: Wow.

806
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,284
Hôtel Modiére, please.

807
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,921
(GASPS)

808
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,885
This is so exciting.

809
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,961
Ooh.

810
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,086
The Louvre.

811
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,161
Wow.

812
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,890
That's a beautiful hotel.

813
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,007
Not that one?

814
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,605
I hope it's that.
ls it that one?

815
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,604
Nope. Oh... Maybe next time.

816
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,600
I think we're getting into
a little dicier of an area.

817
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,090
Ooh. That's a little unsavory.

818
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,644
I think we can probably
go back towards...

819
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,761
my hotel.

820
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,606
No, no, no.

821
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,410
No, this...

822
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,568
I don't believe this could be
the Hôtel Modière.

823
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,489
This is. Yes, it is.

824
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,206
(GLASS SHATTERING)

825
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,486
(SIRENS WAILING)

826
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,445
(WOMAN YELLING)

827
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,807
(DOG BARKING)

828
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,250
(WOMAN SOBBING)

829
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,245
(MAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

830
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,125
Oh, man.

831
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,006
Keep it together, Susan, okay?

832
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,647
Nancy? (GASPS)

833
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,080
Please tell me you can hear me.

834
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,241
I'm here. I've got you.

835
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,321
Okay.)'-

836
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,925
You'll be pleased to hear the
bats have officially gone.

837
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,048
We are now vermin free.

838
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,531
Did you get your gun, Carol?

839
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,484
Yes, and don't call me that.

840
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,162
Oh, my God. Cripes. I think
I'm having a heart attack.

841
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,529
<i>L can't do this, Nancy. Fine
was the real spy, not me!</i>

842
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,641
Don't worry.

843
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,529
I'm here for you, okay?
Everything is gonna be fine.

844
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,170
I'm gonna talk you
through this, all right?

845
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,169
<i>Put your camera in.
I want to see your room.</i>

846
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,241
No, you don't. It's that bad.

847
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,087
Martha Stewart had
a breakdown, kind of feel.

848
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,444
NANCY: Oh. <i>Wow.</i>

849
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,887
Looks like they put you up
in The Shitz-Carlton.

850
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,366
Try and get some sleep...

851
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,440
and we'll get started
first thing in the morning.

852
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,927
I don't know what I'm gonna do
when I see that Rayna woman.

853
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,800
<i>I want her dead
for what she did to Fine.</i>

854
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,803
Okay. Deep breaths.

855
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,611
Listen to me. You're not gonna
get anywhere near her...

856
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,370
so there's nothing
to worry about.

857
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,009
Oh, God. Really?

858
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,366
Guys...

859
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,484
there's a mouse on my tits.

860
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,210
I think you're safer there.

861
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,727
All right. Good night. Night.

862
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,801
Ah!

863
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,521
Ah!

864
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,000
You got this, Susan. Okay.

865
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,003
You're a warrior.

866
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,325
You're a weapon. Okay?

867
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,488
This is no sweat. FORD: Looks
like you're sweating to me.

868
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,886
Jesus!

869
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,451
What are you doing in my room?

870
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,722
What, how did I get into
this shit-box hotel room?

871
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,370
Because I'm a real spy.

872
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,601
I thought you quit.

873
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,569
We have to stop the sale
of a nuclear bomb...

874
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,690
and they send in someone who looks
like Santa Claus' fucking wife.

875
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,002
Did you forget? lam undercover,

876
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,600
because you're not
supposed to be here.

877
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,530
I make a habit of doing things
that people say I can't do.

878
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,920
Walk through fire...

879
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,525
water-ski blindfolded...

880
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,284
take up piano at a late age...

881
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,528
and I'm gonna take down De Luca

882
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,761
and Rayna and Dudaev...

883
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,206
and I'm gonna
get that bomb back.

884
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,850
Why do you even care what I do?

885
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,963
You really think
you're ready for the field?

886
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,088
I once used
defibrillators on myself.

887
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:01,130
I've pulled shards of glass
out of my fucking eye.

888
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,806
I've jumped
from a high-rise building...

889
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,611
using only a raincoat
as a parachute...

890
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,211
and broke both legs
upon landing.

891
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,044
And I still had to pretend

892
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,361
I was in a fucking
Cirque du Soleil show!

893
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,290
I've swallowed enough microchips

894
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,691
and shit them back out again...

895
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,041
to make a computer.

896
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,726
This arm has been ripped off
completely...

897
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,882
and reattached
with this fucking arm.

898
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,721
I don't know
that that's possible.

899
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,880
I mean, medically.

900
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,730
During the threat
of an assassination attempt...

901
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,565
I appeared, convincingly,
in front of Congress...

902
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,960
as Barack Obama.

903
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,084
In blackface?

904
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,651
That's not appropriate.

905
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,687
I watched the couple that
raised me explode in a van.

906
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,565
I watched the woman I love
get tossed from a plane...

907
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,087
and hit by another plane,
midair.

908
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,085
I drove a car off a freeway...

909
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,481
on top of a train...

910
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,561
while I was on fire.

911
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,250
Not the car.

912
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,606
I was on fire.

913
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,530
Jesus, you're intense.

914
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,331
I took this from your minibar.

915
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,090
Well, that's not right.

916
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,128
You're gonna ruin this mission.

917
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,926
No, you're gonna ruin
this mission!

918
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,601
No.

919
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,125
You are.

920
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,764
No. you're going to!

921
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,360
You, times infinity.

922
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,441
Aw...

923
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,921
Could this hotel
be more murder-y?

924
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,606
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

925
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,805
Okay, so my office is in here...

926
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,325
which means that De Luca

927
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,006
is right across
the street at 39...

928
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,524
Oh, God. Tell me that's not
De Luca's building?

929
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,489
De Luca must have known
we were coming.

930
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,444
What am I supposed to do now?

931
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,761
<i>Okay, don't panic.</i>

932
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,651
Lemonade out of lemons.
Stay focused. We can do this.

933
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,361
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

934
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,323
Excuse me, please.

935
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,322
When was that fire?

936
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,691
Last night. Quite a blaze.

937
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,406
Look.

938
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,084
May I?

939
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,810
Go ahead, go ahead.

940
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,603
Does that man
live on this street?

941
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,682
No, I do not know him.

942
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:24,961
Okay, I've got it.

943
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,360
I'll run it through the system.
It will take a few minutes.

944
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,920
<i>NANCY". Nothing's coming up.</i>

945
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,600
Might just be a looky-loo.

946
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,440
<i>SUSAN". Keep looking.</i>

947
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:39,726
I've got a feeling
about this guy.

948
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,645
I've got a feeling you're
about to fuck things up.

949
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,967
(GROANS)

950
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,891
Oh, bugger me with a fish pole.
It's Ford.

951
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,202
Sharon, Ford's in the field.
Did you know this?

952
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,160
Until he checks in,
there's nothing I can do.

953
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,607
You go make some friends,
and stop stalking me!

954
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,007
Was it your mission
to tip off the target

955
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,287
so he burns everything
in advance?

956
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,761
If so, well done.
Phenomenal job.

957
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,685
I'm sure they got suspicious because they've
been seeing you all over the place!

958
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,040
You're gonna
get yourself killed.

959
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,080
Nothing kills me.

960
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,930
I'm immune to 179
different types of poison.

961
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,924
I know, because I ingested
them all at once...

962
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,320
when I was deep undercover...

963
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,450
in an underground,
poison-ingesting crime ring.

964
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,330
Wow. It was like dog fighting.

965
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,891
But instead of dogs fighting,

966
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,769
it was humans
ingesting poison...

967
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,729
and rich people would bet...

968
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,120
whether we would live or die.

969
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,921
Yeah, I'm having
a hard time with this one.

970
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,447
I died for five minutes,
and then I came back to life.

971
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,761
What's he wear...?

972
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,480
He looks like
he's in the cast of Newsies.

973
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,443
Does Crocker
even know you're here?

974
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,880
I don't need anyone's permission

975
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,126
to save the country...

976
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,328
and avenge my dear friend
Bradley Fine's death.

977
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,720
You didn't even like him.

978
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,240
You used to call him
"Beverly Whine"!

979
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,006
You had him as Secret Santa
and you gave him tampons!

980
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,525
It's called the rivalry of men.

981
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,806
You wouldn't understand.

982
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,361
Unless you've got a dong up
underneath that skirt.

983
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,329
That is super rude,
and don't say "dong"...

984
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,606
and don't do that!

985
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,809
Nobody sees me
when I don't want them to.

986
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,327
I move like a fucking shadow.

987
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,606
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

988
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,331
He's gone all sorts of rogue.

989
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,488
Sharon says he really did quit.
Elaine couldn't stop him.

990
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,801
<i>He's out for blood.</i>

991
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah, real tough guy in his
Louis Vuitton backpack.

992
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,251
(MOUTHING) Man on the move.

993
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,806
Nancy, do you see that?

994
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,485
It's the man from the fire.

995
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,681
I'm following him.

996
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,490
Oh. Exciting!

997
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,120
And I'm following you,
following him,

998
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,685
so I'm having quite a day, here.

999
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,121
<i>Do you think Ford's
leading him into a trap?</i>

1000
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,687
Idiot doesn't even know
he's being followed.

1001
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,690
He's meeting with some woman.

1002
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,081
I don't recognize her. You
have any idea who she is?

1003
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,366
No, it's hard to make out.

1004
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,646
<i>Can you get any closer?</i>

1005
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,131
Nancy, our guy just switched out

1006
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,440
Ford's backpack. It's a setup.

1007
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,607
Uh...

1008
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,681
I gotta go warn him!

1009
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,371
(SHOUTING) Ford! Ford!

1010
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,363
Look out! I gotta get through!

1011
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,851
I left my baby in the shop!

1012
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,207
Get out of the way!
Let me through, I'm sick!

1013
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,601
Susan, tell them
you've shat your pants.

1014
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,480
That would get me
out of your way, for sure.

1015
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,722
I've shat my pants!

1016
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,405
Excuse me. Ford!

1017
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,641
He's got a friend.

1018
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,850
Hello, everybody!

1019
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,445
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1020
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,206
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1021
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,361
(SINGING IN GERMAN)

1022
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,881
Ford!

1023
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,521
Ford!

1024
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,041
Ford!

1025
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,646
I need the mic!

1026
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,847
No! I need...

1027
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,921
No!

1028
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,046
No!

1029
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,085
No, no, no!

1030
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,845
Susan, you're meant
to be blending in.

1031
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,763
What are you doing?

1032
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,206
God! Move!

1033
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,648
<i>(AUTO-TU</i> N ED <i>VOICE) Rick Ford!</i>

1034
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,921
Give me the mic!

1035
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,123
How are you doing this in heels?

1036
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,201
Oh, God.

1037
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,167
<i>Rick Ford!</i>

1038
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,608
<i>They switched the bag!</i>

1039
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,966
Oh, fuck.

1040
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,600
(SHOUTING)
Get out of the fucking way!

1041
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,681
Move!

1042
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,847
Get out of his way!

1043
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,441
Move!

1044
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,647
<i>I want to see</i>

1045
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,291
(PEOPLE YELLING)

1046
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,561
Oh, no.

1047
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,368
Nancy, I'm in pursuit
of one of the terrorists!

1048
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,249
He took my picture!
He's gonna blow my cover!

1049
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,321
You're in pursuit?

1050
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,767
What in God's name are you
gonna do if you catch him?

1051
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,002
Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe.
I don't know!

1052
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,162
<i>I'm just gonna track him
and report his location.</i>

1053
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,129
This all seems
very Rick Ford-y to me.

1054
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,930
<i>I do not condone these sexy</i>

1055
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,843
<i>but reckless actions
of yours, Susan!</i>

1056
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,089
(PANTING) Oh, God.
He went into a building.

1057
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,207
<i>Okay-</i>

1058
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,965
Well done. That's it.
Time to call it a day.

1059
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,202
<i>Location is officially noted.</i>

1060
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,640
I'm following him in.

1061
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,767
What?

1062
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,683
I'm doing this for Fine.
(COCKS GUNS)

1063
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,441
(EXHALES)

1064
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,171
(SOFTLY) He's at
the top of the stairs.

1065
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,004
<i>Oh, gosh, please be careful.</i>

1066
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,367
You are incredibly
out of your league.

1067
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,448
This is just like when I
watched myself in a sex tape.

1068
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,488
There was just a lot of floundering
and laughable moments.

1069
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,211
Nancy, I need you to
not talk until I ask you to.

1070
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,124
I'm sorry, it's just that
I'm really nervous.

1071
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,089
Be careful, Susan.

1072
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,441
Okay.)'-

1073
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,561
(EXHALES SLOWLY)

1074
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,921
(GRUNTING)

1075
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Oh, hey.

1076
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,400
Imagine running
into you up here.

1077
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,762
I was just looking for my bird.
Just looking...

1078
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,763
Hey, Mr. Beanbag! (WHISTLES)

1079
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:38,880
You like birds?

1080
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,649
All right. All right.

1081
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,046
I'm gonna give you a warning.

1082
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,283
I don't wanna see any more of
that funny bomb stuff, you know?

1083
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,086
All right. That's enough.

1084
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,681
Drop the knife, or I'll shoot.

1085
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,683
I don't think you will.

1086
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,764
You see, it works better when you
have the bullets inside the gun.

1087
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,481
Oops.

1088
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,450
I guess that CIA training
isn't what it used to be.

1089
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,800
I guess you're right, asshole.

1090
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,001
(GROANING)

1091
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,481
(BONES CRACK)

1092
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,601
(SCREAMS)

1093
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,407
No, no, no!

1094
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,001
Oh, God!

1095
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,849
Oh, Susan, what did you do?

1096
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,091
Oh, God, not on him.

1097
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,520
Not on him!

1098
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,201
(GASPS)

1099
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,969
Oh, God,
why did I have that stew?

1100
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,606
ELAINE: <i>Well, Rayna's people
obviously knew Ford was in Paris.</i>

1101
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,287
And getting footage...

1102
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,400
of a CIA operative setting
off a bomb in public...

1103
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,841
would be a PR coup
for any terrorist group.

1104
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,843
Do we have anything on
that woman he met?

1105
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,650
Facial recognition
isn't showing anything.

1106
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,121
They were all over Ford.
Are you able to track him?

1107
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,170
Goddamn Ford is still
off the grid in Paris.

1108
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,646
I know because he keeps trying

1109
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,802
to hack into our
system for intel.

1110
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,840
He's like a dog that gets
loose from his yard...

1111
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,440
and keeps humping
and shitting his way

1112
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,481
through the neighborhood.

1113
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:13,841
Would be a lot easier if...

1114
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,160
Oh, my God!

1115
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:16,841
Oh!

1116
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,326
SUSAN: Okay.

1117
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,084
Ford's is bigger.

1118
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,321
This is uncomfortable.

1119
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,681
Why do they always point at it?
We can see it.

1120
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,171
He's dead though, isn't he?
Aw. That's a waste.

1121
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,685
SUSAN: Oh, God. <i>A</i> video.
(CAMERA CLICKING)

1122
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,211
I can only imagine what this is.

1123
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,885
DE <i>LUCA: You get
everything on camera.</i>

1124
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,246
<i>Base out of the hotel,</i>

1125
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,321
<i>and go back there
after the attack.</i>

1126
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,641
<i>I'll take Renaldo to Rome.</i>

1127
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,041
"Renaldo."

1128
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,531
Do we have a record
of anyone with that name?

1129
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,284
Not that I'm aware of.
DE LUCA: Nicola.

1130
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,126
<i>Are you listening to me?</i>

1131
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,009
<i>I was just testing the camera.</i>

1132
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,322
<i>Stop it! Find Ford!</i>

1133
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,250
Wow. Oh...

1134
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,288
Come on, what is wrong
with this person?

1135
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,886
Oh, damn it.

1136
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,247
Well, now the screen's
frozen. Hang on.

1137
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,971
<i>Come on, not the hourglass.</i>

1138
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,530
Cooper, put down
the goddamn camera.

1139
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,611
Nancy, can you pull up

1140
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,411
Fine's POV cam
from Boyanov's office?

1141
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,210
<i>Look on the desk.
There's some photos there.</i>

1142
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,521
<i>See if you find one of him
standing next to a car.</i>

1143
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,326
Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce.

1144
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,045
Hack into the Rolls'
tracking system.

1145
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,121
That car is a Wraith,

1146
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,248
so it has a satellite-aided
transmission.

1147
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,725
<i>Then tap into Boyanov's feed.</i>

1148
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,801
His GPS should tell you

1149
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,769
exactly where De Luca
is in Rome, right now.

1150
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,331
I'm gonna head to the airport.

1151
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,527
Forget it, Cooper.

1152
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,840
You're coming back immediately.

1153
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,809
Ma'am, I really think
I can do this.

1154
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,609
And I'm not one
to toot my own horn,

1155
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,125
but you know what?
I'm gonna toot...

1156
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,567
<i>and say that I just saved
a lot of people.</i>

1157
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,722
We are so close to getting
Rayna and that bomb.

1158
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,970
Pull back the rug in the corner.

1159
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,281
Oh...

1160
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,809
You'll be given a new identity.

1161
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,921
Oh, thank God.

1162
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,161
Oh, no!

1163
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:01,651
Your name is Penny Morgan.

1164
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,450
You're a divorced
housewife from Iowa.

1165
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,529
<i>You've sold
more Mary Kay products...</i>

1166
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,960
<i>than anyone else
in your state...</i>

1167
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,730
<i>and you've traded in
the free car you've won...</i>

1168
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,530
<i>to fund a trip through Europe.</i>

1169
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,489
My hobbies are decoupage
and needlepoint.

1170
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,608
I collect porcelain dolls...

1171
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,569
and I'm the vice president
of the Ames Garden Club.

1172
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,926
<i>I couldn't even be president?</i>

1173
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,080
Maybe I should just be married
to one of the dolls...

1174
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,884
<i>just to make it extra sad.</i>

1175
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,809
Ten cats.
Why do I have ten cats?

1176
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,769
Is that even legal?

1177
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,691
Fine always got to be
a businessman.

1178
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,524
One time
he was a race car driver.

1179
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,091
Well, there's the ten cats.

1180
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,931
Just missing a shirt that says

1181
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,843
I've never felt
the touch of a man.

1182
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,240
Cooper, you're right.

1183
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,765
You did good work back there.

1184
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,410
That would have been
a real mess.

1185
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,244
Thank you, ma'am.

1186
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,323
You still went
with the cat lady.

1187
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,250
It was already in the floor.

1188
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,960
Ah.

1189
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,801
(MAN WOLF-WHISTLING)

1190
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,641
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1191
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,891
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1192
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,167
Great, that's a real
confidence builder.

1193
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,526
Did you find De Luca?

1194
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,051
NANCY: He's been
at the Majestic Hotel,

1195
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,610
but he's just left, heading...

1196
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,046
south, okay?

1197
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,201
I'll guide you to him.

1198
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,645
I've sent an ally to drive you.

1199
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,690
Elaine said nothing fancy,
so I've gone with earthy.

1200
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,047
(HORNS HONKING)

1201
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,641
Ooh. Whoa.

1202
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,367
You wanna stop the car?

1203
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,811
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1204
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,201
Hi.

1205
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,651
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1206
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,486
Hey!

1207
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,041
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1208
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,160
Oh.

1209
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,247
Welcome to Roma!

1210
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,321
Thank you.

1211
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,401
Thank you.

1212
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,811
I'm Aldo.

1213
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,770
Like the shoe store
found in American malls.

1214
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:00,841
(LAUGHING)

1215
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,331
I'm Penny, like the penny.

1216
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,891
Like a penny!

1217
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,166
<i>Or like penne alla vodka!</i>

1218
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,406
Okay.)'-

1219
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,804
Did you just grab my butt?

1220
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,281
Yes.

1221
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,966
Come. We need
to get you to De Luca.

1222
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,248
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

1223
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,401
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1224
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,084
SUSAN: Jiminy Christmas!

1225
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,201
Oh, my God!

1226
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,321
(SCREAMING)

1227
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,250
Don't worry, I have you! Ah!

1228
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,611
Aldo, slow down!

1229
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,568
Nancy, are you sure this guy
is even an agent?

1230
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,404
Absolutely. He's the best!

1231
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,091
There have been some
complaints filed against him.

1232
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,169
Watch the road, watch the road!

1233
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,845
Watch the road! Oh, my God!

1234
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,921
<i>Watch the road!</i>

1235
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,411
Wow, Aldo is making great time.

1236
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,641
(SCREAMING)

1237
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:56,961
A dead end!

1238
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,685
This can't be right!

1239
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,761
Oh, my God!

1240
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,046
Ah! God!

1241
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,003
Intriguing lady, we are here.

1242
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,810
Now, you must go...

1243
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,367
because I fear if I stare

1244
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,364
into your beautiful green
eyes a moment longer...

1245
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,931
I will fall in love.

1246
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,445
Oh! Too late.

1247
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,091
My God, does that ever work?

1248
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,810
I will take that as...

1249
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,960
That's a "no."

1250
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,200
A lino-II Take that as a "no."

1251
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,324
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1252
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,725
You were just hitting on me.

1253
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,840
I like to play the odds.
Yeah. Well, good luck.

1254
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,564
Here is my phone number.

1255
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,483
Memorize it, then burn it.

1256
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,726
These people we are dealing
with, they like to...

1257
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,010
How you say?
Murder entire families.

1258
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,005
Do you have something for me?

1259
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,401
Do I have something for you?

1260
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,005
Would you like
something from me?

1261
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,401
Not that.

1262
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,170
What do you want from me?

1263
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,841
You're supposed to have an
envelope with my gun in it.

1264
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,411
I don't have a gun.

1265
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,366
lam just aroused
from looking at you.

1266
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,051
It was joke.

1267
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,246
There is no gun.

1268
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,687
They said you would no longer
be needing one.

1269
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,841
Good luck!

1270
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,841
Ciao!

1271
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,084
Good gravy. Was Pepé
Le Pew not available?

1272
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,361
NANCY: <i>Stop complaining, Suzie.</i>

1273
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,886
You're getting more action
than I have had in days.

1274
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,127
Months.

1275
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,691
Years. Three years and 40 days.

1276
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,444
Do we have an update on De Luca?

1277
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,091
Yes, he should be pulling up...

1278
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,049
<i>right about now.</i>

1279
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,921
(EXHALES)

1280
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,727
Oh, wow. He is hot.

1281
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,882
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't
think I can be objective anymore.

1282
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,247
I'm rooting for that guy.
I want him to win.

1283
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,164
<i>I'm joking, Susan.
Don't report me.</i>

1284
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,521
He's handsy.

1285
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,843
Let's set up camp in
the pastry shop behind you.

1286
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,321
<i>According to Aldo, De Luca
spends all night in the casino.</i>

1287
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,004
I'm going in, Nancy.

1288
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,605
Susan, you heard Elaine.

1289
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,445
Track and report. No contact!

1290
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,080
I'll track De Luca inside,
then I'll report.

1291
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,561
And if he initiates
contact with me...

1292
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,804
I'll just go with it. Susan!

1293
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,960
Your "oat lady" look is not
gonna fit in in there.

1294
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,088
That's why Penny Morgan is
gonna burn her cat T-shirt...

1295
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:24,730
and spend some
of that Mary Kay money.

1296
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,490
This is full-blown rogue!

1297
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,809
<i>Yeah, I'm a diva</i>

1298
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,247
<i>Living in the club
I don't need nobody</i>

1299
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,410
<i>I'm doing my own thing</i>

1300
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,006
<i>AH I really want to do is party</i>

1301
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,570
(MAN WHISTLING)

1302
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,485
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1303
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,487
You guys are terrible!

1304
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,568
I really hope De Luca is still
in there, for your sake.

1305
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,404
And they're not gonna
reimburse you for all that.

1306
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,050
<i>You should have gone
to cheaper stores, Susan.</i>

1307
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,849
Okay, I'm going offline, Nancy.

1308
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,161
No, wait!

1309
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:54,287
Susan!

1310
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,526
<i>I'm a diva</i>

1311
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,602
<i>Doing my thing Don't need nobody</i>

1312
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,044
<i>Well, buongiorno, boys!</i>

1313
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,204
If I'm not out in 10 minutes,
it's because I won the place.

1314
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,488
Let me just rub that for luck.

1315
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,802
Oh, that's an oily scalp.

1316
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,846
I'm sorry, but I have
to check you in.

1317
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,803
Your name, please? Penny Morgan.

1318
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,611
I don't see you on the list.
I'm so sorry.

1319
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,284
She's with me.

1320
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,964
Darling. (GROWLS)

1321
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,247
You're late. The way you look...

1322
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,527
I'd say it was more
than worth the wait. Come.

1323
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,410
Let's get a drink. Ow. Ow.

1324
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,925
Such a gentleman.

1325
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,487
You look absolutely stunning
tonight here, darling.

1326
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,085
What the fuck are you doing
in here, arsehole?

1327
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,526
That's quite a tone
change, isn't it?

1328
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,011
What are you doing in here?

1329
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,082
You are completely
compromising me right now.

1330
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,004
I'm compromising you?
Fucking hilarious.

1331
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,081
You were about to cause a scene

1332
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,161
trying to get into
this fucking place.

1333
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,924
Give me a little credit. What
do you think I'm gonna do?

1334
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,365
Run over there and be like,
"Hey, I'm a crazy lady!

1335
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,090
"Where's the buffet?
I'm from the Midwest.

1336
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,400
"Where's Blue Man Group?"

1337
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,682
lam not an idiot, Ford.
You are an idiot.

1338
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,966
You should not be
in this casino...

1339
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,963
because De Luca is here and
I need to get close to him.

1340
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,202
How you gonna do that? How
you gonna do that, Cooper?

1341
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,401
What, are you gonna seduce him?

1342
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,561
That your big fucking plan?

1343
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,801
Yeah, what if it is?

1344
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,080
Why is that so hard to believe?

1345
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,202
Because you look like a flute
player in a wedding band.

1346
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,441
That's fucking why!

1347
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,090
I'm here to take De Luca out.

1348
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,168
Ooh. It sounds romantic.
I hope you get lucky!

1349
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,163
God damn it, if I was trying
to sound romantic...

1350
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,447
you'd be lying on the floor,
soaking wet and breathless...

1351
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,681
wondering what came over you.

1352
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,081
But I'm not, so get the
fuck out of my way!

1353
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,128
I need you to rein it in,
buddy, okay?

1354
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,168
If you take out De Luca, we don't
have a shot at getting Rayna.

1355
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,322
So take it down, like,
5,000 notches!

1356
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,481
Take it down? That's how you get

1357
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,846
polonium-210 slipped
into your drink...

1358
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,331
and go 18 months
in intensive care

1359
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,526
for radiation poisoning...

1360
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,244
and go six months
without eyesight...

1361
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,561
while everybody you've
ever loved is gunned down!

1362
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,404
Really? Everybody that you love

1363
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:44,885
has been gunned down,
and just you survive?

1364
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,927
Did you ever think that maybe

1365
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,411
everybody you love
is not being killed...

1366
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,766
but they're killing themselves

1367
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,763
because they can't stand
to be around you?

1368
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,729
This shit's the real deal,
life and death.

1369
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,040
This, the field...

1370
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,361
is a hell of a lot different than
sitting behind your fucking monitor...

1371
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,441
googling shit.

1372
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,760
Stay away from me, Ford.

1373
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,080
And do not let De Luca see you.

1374
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,610
And by the way,
I can see your gun

1375
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:02,806
sticking out
of your back pocket.

1376
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,770
Unless you're so extreme that
you've got a second dick...

1377
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,001
coming out of your hip!

1378
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,565
<i>Konnichiwa.</i>

1379
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,329
Ma'am, these seats are reserved.

1380
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,005
Of course they are.

1381
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,440
I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait outside.

1382
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,851
Yes, absolutely.

1383
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,485
Nope, not a door?

1384
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,368
I knew that.
Of course it's not a door.

1385
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,806
It probably
happens all the time.

1386
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,644
It's never happened before.
Okay.

1387
00:58:58,560 --> 00:58:59,925
Ma'am. Yes.

1388
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,362
Now, right here is okay.
No more exploring, please.

1389
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,005
Okay. Lovely.

1390
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,408
MAN: (SOFTLY) From Mr. De Luca.

1391
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,527
(EARPIECE BEEPING)

1392
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,601
Nancy?

1393
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,803
Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!

1394
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,120
I found her.

1395
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,804
I found Rayna.
She's with De Luca.

1396
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,007
<i>You did it!</i>

1397
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,367
Excellent tracking
and reporting, madam.

1398
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,206
Oh, my God.

1399
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,930
Somebody just put
something in her drink.

1400
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,964
<i>NANCY: What is it? ls it poison?</i>

1401
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,690
I don't think
it's a fiber supplement.

1402
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:52,490
She killed Fine, Nance.

1403
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,769
I could really enjoy just
watching her die right now.

1404
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,248
She's the only one who knows
where the bomb is...

1405
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,890
so Dudaev would never
get his hands on it.

1406
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:00,960
<i>Oh, God, Susan.</i>

1407
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,001
What are you gonna do?

1408
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,091
Excuse me, ma'am.

1409
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,364
Hi, do you speak English?

1410
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,649
Because I think somebody just
put a roofie in your cocktail.

1411
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,611
Are you sure it wasn't you?

1412
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,161
What? No! God, I would never!

1413
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:16,960
Could you point the man out?

1414
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,090
He just kind of
zipped out that door.

1415
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,561
He's wearing a purple bowtie.

1416
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,201
(INAUDIBLE)

1417
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,004
Thank you, Miss...

1418
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,845
Oh. Penny. Morgan.

1419
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,729
But it's no trouble, really.

1420
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,770
I think us ladies have to
watch out for each other.

1421
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,843
This kind of thing
happens all the time.

1422
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,810
People often try to roofie you?

1423
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,769
Once, I asked someone
for a Tylenol,

1424
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,683
and they gave me a Tylenol PM.

1425
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,680
I'm not sure what
their intentions were, but...

1426
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,526
It seems
they may have found him.

1427
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,120
Would you come with me
to identify him?

1428
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,567
Yes. Of course.

1429
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,051
I'm happy to help.

1430
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,450
(SOFTLY) Holy shit.

1431
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,929
My friend here said she saw you

1432
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,206
put something in my drink.

1433
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,004
I don't know
any of you people. Okay?

1434
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,650
I'm just in Rome on business.

1435
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,121
I was about to head back
to my hotel and go to sleep.

1436
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,767
Perfect. Just in time
for a nightcap.

1437
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,251
Apparently, there's nothing
wrong with it.

1438
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,651
I don't want your drink.

1439
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,601
(INAUDIBLE)

1440
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,243
Fuck you, Rayna.

1441
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,811
Mmm. Scrumptious.

1442
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,128
So, joke's on you.

1443
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,644
(CHOKING) Fuck you!

1444
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,604
FUCK you!

1445
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,006
(GURGLING)

1446
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,281
How long was I out?

1447
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,129
You fainted just long enough
for us to laugh at you.

1448
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,805
What happened?

1449
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:26,961
It was all a dream.

1450
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,644
I'm just kidding.
A man's throat dissolved.

1451
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,441
Sorry, I'm not usually,
you know...

1452
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,049
Oh, thank you. That's...

1453
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,203
surprisingly polite.

1454
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:40,561
Sorry about that.

1455
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,882
I've seen a lot of things
in my day. I just haven't...

1456
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,407
I have never seen that, exactly.

1457
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,722
Penny, do you feel the need

1458
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,360
to tell anybody about
what you just saw?

1459
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,206
I'm not gonna tell anybody.

1460
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,011
That asshole
got what he deserved.

1461
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,481
I knew from the second
I saw him, I thought...

1462
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,244
"That guy doesn't
deserve a throat."

1463
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,970
So, good on you.

1464
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,770
I would like to take you
to dinner to say thank you.

1465
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,082
And we must discuss
this hideous dress.

1466
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,321
It's just hysterical.

1467
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,367
Oh, good,
that's what I was hoping for.

1468
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,888
And by the way...

1469
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,202
Hristo was supposed to be
looking after me at the bar...

1470
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,601
and making sure nobody
put anything in my drinks.

1471
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,361
(SIGHS)

1472
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,284
(SIGHS) They'll give him
a talking-to.

1473
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,001
Seems fair.
Maybe dock him a day's wage.

1474
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,681
(GUNSHOT)
Or shoot him in the head.

1475
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,000
That always works.

1476
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,526
Rome is quite amaz...

1477
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,761
Rome is the worst. Yes.

1478
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,405
So boring and tacky.

1479
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,370
I'm so glad one of us
finally said it. (LAUGHS)

1480
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,330
You have lipstick on your teeth.

1481
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,721
Really?

1482
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,440
Looks like you ate
a box of crayons.

1483
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,721
Damn it.

1484
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,001
Here we are.

1485
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,444
These should have been brought
out when we first sat down.

1486
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,324
That's exactly
what I was thinking.

1487
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,723
So far, I'm riddled with
disappointment at the service.

1488
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,690
So sorry. Signora, I apologize.

1489
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,688
I once saw someone eat...

1490
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,923
one of these before.

1491
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,485
This is... strange.

1492
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,369
Do you always tear your food
up into little pieces?

1493
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,601
You look like a squirrel.

1494
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,731
I was just checking
for the consistency.

1495
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,567
Mmm.

1496
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,130
You eat like a baby.

1497
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,281
Thank you.

1498
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,046
So, do you like to have a
look at the wine list?

1499
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,884
Yes. Penny, you can order.

1500
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,121
Okay. on!

1501
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,046
Has some heft.

1502
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,281
Okay.)'-

1503
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,601
I'm feeling a red.

1504
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,808
Kind of a red.
I like a lot of noise.

1505
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,325
I like a little bit Of...

1506
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,931
kind of a barky finish.

1507
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,326
I tend to like a white...

1508
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,324
with the grit of a hummus...

1509
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,528
that's, of course,
been thinned out.

1510
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,725
Just kind of jump up
in the front of your palate...

1511
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,007
and then rip back and sizzle.

1512
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,961
Almost a mineral
kind of dirt finish...

1513
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,681
if we're having meat. Okay,
here, this is looking...

1514
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,842
promising. Something with...

1515
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,048
This one has
nice hints of toast...

1516
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,206
and dogwood, I assume? Hmm?

1517
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,327
Uh...

1518
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:18,564
I will <i>have
the Sapori</i> e <i>Delizie.</i>

1519
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,166
Right.

1520
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,527
That is the name
of this restaurant.

1521
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,045
Yes, I'm aware of that.

1522
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,282
So, why don't you surprise us...

1523
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,005
with something
that we don't know?

1524
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,525
Like a delicious bottle of wine.

1525
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,365
Right. Sorry, I will be back
in five minutes, okay?

1526
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,081
So hard to get
good help these days.

1527
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,203
Don't you find that?
I find that.

1528
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,841
<i>I know who all
your active agents are.</i>

1529
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,047
Okay, I'm sensing, uh...

1530
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,609
Can I do a little do over?

1531
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,521
I, uh...

1532
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,123
I really don't know
how to order wine.

1533
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:56,249
I'm from a small town in Iowa.

1534
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,449
I saved up my money
to come on this Rome trip.

1535
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,080
I had a little jar
on my desk at work...

1536
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,963
and everybody said, "You're
never gonna make enough money."

1537
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,769
But I did, and I'm here.

1538
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,923
And then I meet you,
and I can't afford...

1539
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,286
to eat at a place like this,

1540
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,323
and I'm just trying
to impress you...

1541
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,448
and doing a really
poor job of it.

1542
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,131
I thought as much.

1543
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,042
Your cheap prom dress doesn't
exactly scream sophistication.

1544
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:20,526
Oh.

1545
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,251
Well, I didn't go to prom,
so maybe it is...

1546
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,004
When I was a little girl
growing up in Bulgaria...

1547
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,889
which is the worst, by the way.

1548
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,050
Poor people everywhere and
cabbages constantly cooking.

1549
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,885
There was this woman who was
kicked out of her house...

1550
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,485
and she lost all her money.

1551
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,085
She couldn't even sell her body.

1552
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,926
So she became a clown
on the streets.

1553
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,686
She would perform all her
tricks standing in mud,

1554
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,081
and just cry and cry.

1555
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,770
You remind me of this woman.

1556
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,726
Oh. Thank you.

1557
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,691
I don't know what it is, but
there's something about you.

1558
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,686
The fainting,
the way you talk...

1559
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,724
your terrible sense of style.

1560
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,002
I did get this at
quite a lovely...

1561
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,366
It makes me sad
to think of you here

1562
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,408
spending all your
savings on Rome.

1563
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:05,126
Come on.
We're going to Budapest.

1564
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,521
Budapest?

1565
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,681
I have some business
to finish there...

1566
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,762
and you can take my private
jet when we're done...

1567
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,610
anywhere you want to get home.

1568
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,808
My way of repaying you
for saving my life.

1569
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,281
Okay.)'-

1570
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:20,720
ls there a problem?

1571
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,246
No. Not at all. Let's go.

1572
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:30,840
Hey! Wait, what?

1573
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,240
I'm just talking to the girl!

1574
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,800
Okay, okay.
Let's not make a scene.

1575
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,130
Let me just
get my room key out...

1576
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,282
and I'll grab a bag
and pack my things.

1577
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,522
It's Susan.
She's sending a code.

1578
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,840
RAYNA: No, they can
fly you back later.

1579
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,921
"Shut...

1580
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,570
And if the rest of your clothes
look like that dress...

1581
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,687
"down...

1582
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,966
I can send someone
to burn them for you.

1583
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,080
Ha-ha.

1584
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,849
"The power." Quite a zinger!

1585
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,280
Shut down the power
to the Casino Di Rome.

1586
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,321
What?

1587
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,841
Shut the entire bloody
grid down, then! Now!

1588
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,127
That would be great.

1589
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,081
(GRUNTING)

1590
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,965
MAN: Everybody, please remain
calm and stay where you are.

1591
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,401
(GRUNTS)

1592
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,529
Oh, no! What's happening?

1593
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:17,881
(RAYNA SCREAMS)

1594
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,085
(MOUTHING) I've got this.

1595
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,202
What the fuck just happened?

1596
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,766
God damn it.

1597
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,205
Oh, my God! Rayna.

1598
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,600
Thank God
your hair broke your fall.

1599
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:36,760
I don't know what happened.

1600
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,168
The lights were going out, and I
don't know if it's a robbery.

1601
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:42,164
Two of your guys slammed
into me and took you down.

1602
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,969
I think one of them
touched my bottom.

1603
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:46,360
I don't know which one,
but I definitely felt a hand.

1604
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,123
Are they gonna be okay?

1605
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,281
I wouldn't worry about them.

1606
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,328
Their fate has just been sealed.

1607
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,244
Sorry. I'll let you go.

1608
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:58,361
Shame on you!

1609
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,721
Wow.

1610
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,889
This is a really jazzy plane.

1611
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,445
Is this yours?

1612
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,965
It was my father's.

1613
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,529
You've never been
on a private jet before?

1614
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:17,841
Oh, no.

1615
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,608
I did get upgraded
to premium economy once...

1616
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,126
which was pretty plush.

1617
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,408
Premium economy.

1618
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,164
Sounds like a pen
for dirty animals.

1619
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:28,731
Yeah, probably.

1620
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,770
But it was not quite like this.

1621
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,245
Thank you.

1622
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,002
Why are you being so nice to me?

1623
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,924
Can't just be because
I remind you

1624
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,650
of some sad Bulgarian clown.

1625
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,370
You remind me of my mother.

1626
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:42,881
Oh.

1627
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,931
Really?

1628
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:48,209
You know that you and I
are pretty close in age.

1629
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:49,691
You're funny.

1630
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,046
It's the Bulgarian clown in you.

1631
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,804
Okay. She was marvelous.

1632
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,525
But she was different.

1633
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,045
Eccentric, like you are.

1634
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,207
Oh.

1635
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,361
The moment I saw you
standing there

1636
01:09:58,440 --> 01:09:59,521
in that abortion of a dress...

1637
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:00,647
Ah... Come on.

1638
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:01,801
It was as if to say...

1639
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,090
"This is what I've got, world.
It's hideous, but it's mine."

1640
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,165
This was her. (GASPS)

1641
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,606
Oh, wow.

1642
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,240
Hey, how'd you get
that picture of me?

1643
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,600
I look amazing.

1644
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,603
Hello, doppelgänger.

1645
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,728
She was the only person
I could ever trust.

1646
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,486
Well, here's to your mom.

1647
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,848
To my mother. And to you.

1648
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,365
And here's to you.

1649
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,000
You may never
be as wise as an owl...

1650
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,441
but you'll always
be a hoot to me.

1651
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,321
What a stupid fucking
retarded toast.

1652
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,244
You're delightful. As are you.

1653
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:36,641
Mmm.

1654
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:40,003
Now, where did you say
we were headed?

1655
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,721
<i>(CLEARS THROAT)</i>

1656
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:44,841
Headed?

1657
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,882
Did you say where?

1658
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,366
Oh, God.

1659
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,409
<i>PATRICK: If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned.</i>

1660
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,720
<i>chew one of these.</i>

1661
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:54,006
<i>Chew one of these.</i>

1662
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,606
What happened?

1663
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:11,966
I've never seen somebody

1664
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,610
dive for stool softener before.

1665
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,808
That's one thing that happened.

1666
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,206
What did you do?

1667
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,041
Did you drug me?

1668
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,560
Of course I did.

1669
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,165
I told you,
I can't trust anybody.

1670
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,560
I had to look
through your things.

1671
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,649
Anyway, tell me...

1672
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:26,841
are your hemorrhoids
particularly large,

1673
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,206
or just tenacious?

1674
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,851
Stop texting!

1675
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,649
I'm not texting,
if you must know.

1676
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,246
I'm playing Candy Crush
and I just made level 95.

1677
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,367
God, that is so rude!

1678
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,441
(GUNSHOT)

1679
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,964
Jesus, Colin,
what the fuck are you doing?

1680
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,566
I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's
been a change of plans.

1681
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,971
Who paid you off, Colin?

1682
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,327
Colin hasn't worked here for,
like, eight months.

1683
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,400
I'm Fredrick.

1684
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,441
Is that why you're doing this?

1685
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,090
Because I don't remember
your fucking name?

1686
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,406
Let's just say
there's some people

1687
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,084
who really want
what you're selling.

1688
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,764
You don't have to do this.

1689
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,411
I can give you a very
comfortable life, Col...

1690
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,720
Um...

1691
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,245
You forgot my name again,
didn't you?

1692
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,401
No, I didn't. Yeah.

1693
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,289
It's...

1694
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,361
Don't say fucking Colin.

1695
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,486
Fuck! I don't give a shit
what your name is.

1696
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,561
You're the fucking help!

1697
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,450
Nice try, Colin... but Stan
and I already sold it to...

1698
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,851
It's Fredrick! (GUNSHOT)

1699
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,046
Fredrick!

1700
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,009
Sorry, lady, but they only
paid me for one...

1701
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:21,127
Ow!

1702
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:28,087
(SCREAMS)

1703
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,161
Come on!

1704
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,607
Rayna! Go to the cockpit
and level us out!

1705
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:35,569
Like I know how to fly
a fucking airplane!

1706
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,280
That was weird.

1707
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,521
Ah!

1708
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,843
Blow that thing
all you want, lady.

1709
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:49,366
Yeah? Why don't
you blow me, Colin.

1710
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,647
Ow! It's Fredrick.

1711
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,321
Ah!

1712
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,201
(ALARMS BEEPING)

1713
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:17,291
(WHIMPERING)

1714
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,086
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1715
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,161
I got it.

1716
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,321
I know what to do.

1717
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,730
Are you okay') No!

1718
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,644
I've got a dead man's
head up my ass.

1719
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:46,086
This one's for Fine.

1720
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:47,287
Downdraft!

1721
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:49,921
Not again!

1722
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,367
Do you have any idea
what you're fucking doing?

1723
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,041
(GROANS)

1724
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,725
The controls are so sensitive.

1725
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,404
(FARTING) Oh, God.

1726
01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:00,370
One of these dead fuckers
just shit his pants.

1727
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,487
Okay, wait a minute.

1728
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,281
I got it.

1729
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,521
I think I got... Okay.

1730
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:06,601
Okay.)'-

1731
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,322
Good thing I learned to use
that flight simulator app, huh?

1732
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,880
Congratulations, Penny Morgan.

1733
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,803
You just blew your cover.

1734
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,043
Now put the plane
on autopilot and get up.

1735
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:27,800
Any bullshit, and I'll
blow your CIA brains

1736
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,405
all over that control panel.

1737
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,050
I know what you're thinking.

1738
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,806
And you're wrong.

1739
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,008
My real name is...

1740
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,082
Did you come up with
your spy name yet? No.

1741
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,281
Mine would be...

1742
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:40,805
Amber Valentine.

1743
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,803
What are you, a porn star?

1744
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,761
You're fucking hilarious, huh?

1745
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,171
I'm a private bodyguard,

1746
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,651
and your father hired me
to protect you.

1747
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,690
Bodyguard? You? Please.

1748
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,922
That's funny, because the
way I see it, without me...

1749
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,241
you would currently be crashed
in the Alps right now.

1750
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,526
Or you'd be laying in a morgue

1751
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:58,761
with a hole burned
in your throat.

1752
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,922
You little spoiled
piece of shit.

1753
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:04,807
Why would my father hire
somebody like you?

1754
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,202
Because he trusted me.

1755
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:08,645
And for whatever fucking reason,

1756
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,404
he loved you.

1757
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:12,721
Didn't even want you to know
I was watching you.

1758
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,609
So he was the one
that made me come up

1759
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,842
with this whole loser
Penny Morgan bullshit.

1760
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,526
Yeah, "You look
just like my dead mama.

1761
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:20,647
"Wah."

1762
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,161
And fuck you for saying

1763
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:25,369
I look anything
like that fucking beast.

1764
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:27,647
No wonder your father
never had the son he wanted.

1765
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:29,324
You fuck that monster once...

1766
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,687
and you just drop
the fucking mic and walk out.

1767
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,360
Fuck you. Everything
you've said is a lie.

1768
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,487
Oh.

1769
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,603
<i>What happened? Did I hit
a little sore spot?</i>

1770
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,041
Yeah, he always wanted a
son, and you knew it.

1771
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,082
Look, he wanted you
to take over the business.

1772
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,288
He was just afraid you were
gonna get yourself killed.

1773
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,291
So if you wanna live, and you
wanna unload that bomb...

1774
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,441
you stick with me.

1775
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,848
And if you got
a problem with that...

1776
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,770
you know what you can do, Rayna?

1777
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,525
You and your bullshit accent

1778
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,206
can land this fucking plane
by yourselves.

1779
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:03,684
Okay, bodyguard.

1780
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:06,921
But if I find out you're lying
to me about any of this...

1781
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:10,487
I'll show you ways to die
you never even dreamed of.

1782
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:15,129
Now, let's go to Budapest.
I need a fucking drink.

1783
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,804
Yeah, I bet you fucking do.

1784
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,121
(SIGHS)

1785
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,725
Oh, my God.

1786
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:31,087
<i>People want my power
And they want my station</i>

1787
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:35,882
<i>Stormed my winter palace
But they couldn't take it</i>

1788
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:40,284
<i>Try to pull my status
But they couldn't fake it</i>

1789
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,887
Welcome back to the Four Seasons
Budapest, Miss Boyanov.

1790
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:46,961
Don't talk to me.
You're not my friend.

1791
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,081
Get away from me.

1792
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,128
Move. Move! I got it.

1793
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,482
So, what's the plan?
Who are we meeting?

1794
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,802
You're my bodyguard,
not my business partner...

1795
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,604
so just focus
on guarding my body.

1796
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,330
So not knowing
who we're meeting tonight

1797
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:00,561
is gonna make me
extra effective.

1798
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,766
That's okay. I get it.

1799
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,205
I got shit to do.
You'll probably be fine.

1800
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:05,442
Why don't I go get you
a nice dress to be buried in?

1801
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,521
Dumbass.

1802
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,370
I'm meeting a potential bidder,

1803
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,965
if you must know.

1804
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,485
If they don't top
the current offer,

1805
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:13,760
the sale will happen tomorrow.

1806
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,571
Where? I don't know yet.

1807
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,281
Anton!

1808
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,361
Ouch!

1809
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:28,211
Anton is part of my
security team, psycho!

1810
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,647
Yeah, well, guess what?
I don't like his face.

1811
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,200
I don't like the looks
of your face!

1812
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:33,770
And who the fuck are you?

1813
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,649
I'm the person that's gonna
cut your dick off

1814
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,370
and glue it to your forehead...

1815
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:38,521
so you look like
a limp-dick unicorn.

1816
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,011
That's who the fuck I am.

1817
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,684
Your name should be
"Mr. Bag 0' Dicks"...

1818
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,847
not "Anton."

1819
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,890
Okay. Jesus.
Let's just calm down, okay?

1820
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,367
Does he not look like a bag 0' dicks?
Enough.

1821
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,488
I can see why my father
liked you now.

1822
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,528
Amber is my hired bodyguard.

1823
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,291
Be more like her.

1824
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:58,450
And your head better not have
broken my fucking phone.

1825
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,685
We've got a big night
ahead of us.

1826
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,728
Don't be afraid
to clean yourself up, Amber.

1827
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,245
Take a shower
is what I'm saying.

1828
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,163
Yeah? Don't be afraid
to hit water yourself.

1829
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,368
You smell like a dead hooker
that washed up on the beach...

1830
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:18,680
then roasted in the sun
for a week

1831
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,046
before anybody found her body.

1832
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:21,724
Okay. You need
to take it way down.

1833
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,524
I'm sorry, that's too much.
Okay, that was too much.

1834
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:24,806
Jeez! Too much.

1835
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:25,961
God.

1836
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,126
What are you staring at?

1837
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:36,970
I will destroy you.

1838
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:38,321
And then after
I'm done destroying you,

1839
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,408
I'll take a picture
of what's left...

1840
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,482
of your body, and I'm gonna
text it to your mother.

1841
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,483
With a little note that says
his last words were...

1842
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,961
"My mother was terrible.
You did this to me."

1843
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,087
That's so fucking mean.

1844
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,406
Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.

1845
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,640
You're just figuring that out?

1846
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,761
Give me your coat.

1847
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:53,251
This is a man's coat.

1848
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,163
Yeah, but I don't
see a man, do I?

1849
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,840
I see a reject from
The Sound of <i>Music.</i>

1850
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,130
It was my mother's coat,
but she's very masculine.

1851
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,165
You look like ABBA took a shit
and put a trench coat on it.

1852
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,083
Well, I won't give it to you.

1853
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,241
I've been in this dress
for 12 fucking hours.

1854
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:07,481
Give me your coat.

1855
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:08,687
No.

1856
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,331
Yeah. No, I won't give...
This is my coat.

1857
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,560
I'm gonna reach through
your fucking body...

1858
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,807
and rip out your back
like a fucking werewolf.

1859
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,804
Without tearing the jacket.

1860
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,166
Just so I can wear your jacket,

1861
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,890
and give you a final "Fuck you."

1862
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:22,371
Oh, no, you won't.

1863
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,965
I'm gonna take
that fucking coat.

1864
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,200
(GROANING)

1865
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,045
I warned you, you Swedish
gummy fish motherfucker!

1866
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:29,246
ANTON: Ouch!

1867
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,171
Oh, my God.

1868
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,080
Oh, my God.

1869
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:38,725
<i>Nance'? Oh, my God, Susan!</i>

1870
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,962
<i>Hello. Hello?</i>

1871
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,690
<i>Just say something
to me, please.</i>

1872
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:44,205
<i>Susan? Anything.</i>

1873
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,044
<i>I cannot handle this, Susan!</i>

1874
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:47,406
<i>There is nothing in real life</i>

1875
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:48,481
<i>that someone could
do to a spy...</i>

1876
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,562
<i>that is filthier
or more upsetting</i>

1877
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:52,205
<i>than what my brain
will cook up right now.</i>

1878
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,726
<i>So save me from myself, Susan!</i>

1879
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:55,926
<i>Because you know
what's going to happen.</i>

1880
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,411
<i>I'm gonna get chattier,
aren't I?</i>

1881
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,966
<i>Did you know that you can't
ever change having big pores?</i>

1882
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,725
Oh, my God, Nancy,
you are driving me nuts!

1883
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,087
I couldn't talk because I was in
an elevator filled with people.

1884
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,003
<i>You're all right. Oh, thank God.</i>

1885
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,731
<i>You disappeared for 12 hours.
We didn't know what happened!</i>

1886
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,326
I had to take out my earpiece
and my camera.

1887
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,890
Rayna's on to our agents
and she was gonna

1888
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,724
spot my equipment
from a mile away.

1889
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:17,211
<i>You're with Rayna?</i>

1890
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:20,090
<i>You're not supposed to be
within a mile away of her.</i>

1891
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,446
Nancy, I know, but I'm in deep

1892
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,090
and I'm getting such good intel.

1893
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,366
Please, I just need to remain

1894
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,408
on radio silence
just a little bit longer.

1895
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,811
<i>Well, don't worry,
because I'll be able</i>

1896
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,166
<i>to keep a better eye on you now.</i>

1897
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,520
What are you talking about? How?

1898
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,805
What are you doing here?

1899
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,644
Elaine wanted to know exactly
what you were up to...

1900
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,246
so I tracked your earpiece.
They sent me here to find you.

1901
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,526
They sent you?

1902
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:40,931
I'm as unknown as you are,

1903
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,240
so they thought
my cover was safe.

1904
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:43,810
Did they give you an identity?

1905
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:45,121
It's so cool.

1906
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,641
I said I wanted to be
Amber Valentine... What?

1907
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:48,926
And they let me use it.

1908
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,365
I don't know why you got
to pick your identity.

1909
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:51,800
I had to go
as a freaking cat lady.

1910
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,080
RAYNA: Amber! BOTH: Yes?

1911
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,281
Who is this?

1912
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:55,725
I'm sorry. I didn't know
the police were here.

1913
01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:57,609
This is my colleague, detective.

1914
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,170
The one I fucking
told you about.

1915
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,241
No, you didn't.

1916
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,164
Yes, I did, Helen Keller!

1917
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,480
You're both named Amber?

1918
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,561
What did I tell you
about talking to me?

1919
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:08,847
Nothing. You just said
nothing about talking.

1920
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:10,331
You want me to have Cagney

1921
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,004
and fucking Lacey
explain it to you?

1922
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:13,684
Cagney's coming down
your fucking throat.

1923
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:15,171
Lacey, she's gonna
come up your ass.

1924
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,844
I'm gonna meet them
in the fucking middle...

1925
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,680
and play your heart
like a fucking accordion.

1926
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,882
I'm gonna pump
that shit until it pops.

1927
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,086
You Swedish bitch.

1928
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,571
You wouldn't dare.

1929
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,688
You gonna cry, you little
Swiss fucking pussy?

1930
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,250
I'm not gonna cry.
You're crying now!

1931
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,407
I'm not!

1932
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,051
It's so fucking hot!

1933
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,600
You know, just, let's leave
Anton alone for now.

1934
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:34,681
Please.

1935
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:35,807
What's your name?

1936
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,766
Susan Cooper. What?

1937
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,045
Sorry, it came out.
What did I...

1938
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,610
She's not supposed to
fucking say her real name.

1939
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,603
She's one of my best. She's
highly fucking skilled.

1940
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:45,681
Very skilled.

1941
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,161
At what? Getting things
out of a high cupboard?

1942
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,890
(LAUGHS) Don't do that.

1943
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:52,042
That's very good!
Because I'm tall.

1944
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,520
Weirdly, I'm not very good
at reaching high things.

1945
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:57,320
A doctor once said to me I have
the muscle capacity of an infant.

1946
01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:58,720
My arms are like two noodles.

1947
01:21:58,880 --> 01:21:59,881
(RAYNA SCREAMS)

1948
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:01,200
(GUN FIRE)

1949
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:10,564
Susan, get Rayna to safety, now!

1950
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:12,087
I've got her.

1951
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,161
Go!

1952
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:18,601
Get away!

1953
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:25,646
Oh, my God!

1954
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:28,371
Who puts a roof on a scooter?
What are you, the Pope?

1955
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:40,401
Ooh!

1956
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,251
(SHOUTING) Get out of the way!

1957
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,161
Oh!

1958
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:48,441
(HORN HONKING)

1959
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:51,846
Oh, my God!

1960
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,320
This guy is driving crazy!
I can't keep up with him!

1961
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:05,241
Wait a minute.

1962
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:08,281
I got it.

1963
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,323
All right, little detour.

1964
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:19,680
Oh, God.

1965
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:20,721
Let's do this!

1966
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:23,850
(ALL YELLING)

1967
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,686
lam so badass!

1968
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,723
(MEN CLAMORING)

1969
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:35,561
I got it.

1970
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,005
I know what you're saying.

1971
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,090
You're no prize yourself!

1972
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,201
Get back to work!

1973
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:44,521
Where are we going?

1974
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,409
Smells like cheese under here!

1975
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,767
Apologies. I may be sweating...

1976
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:52,521
cheese because I had
quite a hearty lasagna.

1977
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,841
Fucking ridiculous clown show!

1978
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,764
This fuckery stops now.

1979
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:11,321
(REVS SCOOTER)

1980
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,882
(ENGINE REVVING)

1981
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,041
Excuse me, do you know

1982
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,406
if there's a Popeyes Chicken
around here?

1983
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:21,481
What?

1984
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:23,760
I saw a KFC down the way,
but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.

1985
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,686
The food is really weird...

1986
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:28,080
Oh, my God,
I'll ask someone else!

1987
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:45,925
Okay, enough!

1988
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,167
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1989
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:58,121
Drop your weapon!

1990
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,245
Oh, my God. Karen.

1991
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,765
Why aren't you in Capri?

1992
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,287
I'm so sorry I shot you.

1993
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:06,885
You must not have known
it was me, either.

1994
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:08,166
I changed my hair.

1995
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,761
Oh, yeah.

1996
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,968
Looks really good.
Are those extensions?

1997
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:14,603
No, it's just my hair.

1998
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:16,125
You know, a few clips. Colored.

1999
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,725
Okay, if you say so.

2000
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:19,729
I'm sorry. And I'm sorry
about this, too.

2001
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:20,841
(GUNSHOTS)

2002
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,170
(PANTING)

2003
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:27,841
Oh, my God.

2004
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,807
No, no, no!

2005
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,486
Susan! My thighs are on fire!

2006
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,842
I don't care! Where is Rayna?

2007
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:40,046
I don't know.
She slipped off me.

2008
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:41,121
I was very sweaty.

2009
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:42,880
I thought I asked you
to watch her.

2010
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,922
I don't know how she ran so fast,
particularly with that hair.

2011
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,604
It must weigh
20 pounds at least.

2012
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,880
Maybe she's a witch. Do you
think she put a spell on me?

2013
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:50,046
Karen Walker is dead.

2014
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:51,610
What? She's a double agent!

2015
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:52,681
Somebody shot her
right in front of me.

2016
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,807
I don't know who did it.

2017
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,166
I don't know how deep
this whole thing goes.

2018
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:56,651
Oh, my God. (YELPS)

2019
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,803
Get your motherfucking
asses up here!

2020
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,881
Now!

2021
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:05,925
NANCY: But what if she heard?

2022
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,326
She didn't hear.

2023
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:08,765
But what if she did hear?

2024
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:11,002
We weren't even
talking that loud.

2025
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,570
A woman like that
has super ears.

2026
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,080
Okay, she does not
have super ears...

2027
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:16,248
and I'm only bringing this up
because you asked me to...

2028
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:19,164
but you are putting a very
negative spin on this situation.

2029
01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:22,450
Oh, wow. We're going with that
now, are we, Amber Valentine?

2030
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:25,330
Susan Cooper, really?
Susan Cooper?

2031
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:26,801
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

2032
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,081
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

2033
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:42,169
Okay. Here we go.

2034
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,523
Okay. We got this.

2035
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,409
My legs won't seem to move.

2036
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,121
Okay, Nancy, I realize
that you are scared,

2037
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:52,565
but you are in this now...

2038
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:55,405
and I really, really
need you to hold it together.

2039
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:56,567
Holding it together.

2040
01:26:56,640 --> 01:27:00,645
I shall now be the most held-together
person you have ever met.

2041
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:01,721
Okay. Let's go.

2042
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:02,847
Oh, dear.

2043
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,722
Be prepared for anything.
She's erratic.

2044
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,764
It's impossible to tell
what she's thinking.

2045
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,287
Probably because she's
thinking in Bulgarian.

2046
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,805
What are you doing? I'm
just tying up my shoelaces.

2047
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:19,168
You're wearing a loafer.
Get over here.

2048
01:27:24,320 --> 01:27:25,446
(BUZZES) (BOTH EXCLAIM)

2049
01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,561
Get in!

2050
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,722
Shit! People are trying
to kill me

2051
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,529
and all that's left
of my fucking security team

2052
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:32,687
is you two defending me...

2053
01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:35,161
and you look like somebody's
demented aunts on vacation!

2054
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,644
Do you have anyone
on your team...

2055
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:42,007
other than this
asthmatic Big Bird?

2056
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,684
Yeah, we usually just use her

2057
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,366
for non-physical
security resources.

2058
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,568
I'm very non-physically
resourceful.

2059
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:52,122
I do a lot of reading.
I read palms and maps...

2060
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,964
and I've read all of
The Hunger Games...

2061
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,605
How is that helpful?

2062
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,091
I don't know. I'm panicking!

2063
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:58,207
And you!

2064
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:01,045
You have to stop with these
stupid Penny Morgan outfits!

2065
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:04,044
You have to dress
like an actual human!

2066
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,121
Get me more security

2067
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,168
when I come back out here
or you're both dead!

2068
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:08,481
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

2069
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:12,929
<i>I am cold blooded</i>

2070
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:16,450
Suck on this, Rayna.

2071
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:18,528
This mission's gonna
cost you money, you know.

2072
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:20,728
The clothing allowance out off
halfway through the last...

2073
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,404
My God, can you just
please concentrate

2074
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:23,811
on getting the new bodyguard?

2075
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,086
God damn it! Please!

2076
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:26,446
All right, all right.

2077
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:27,646
Crabby.

2078
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:30,041
I've already contacted
the agency.

2079
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,568
Aw. Come on!

2080
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:36,491
You, in this outfit...

2081
01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:38,608
<i>Magnifico!</i>

2082
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,248
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

2083
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,046
Do we have anything yet?

2084
01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:57,845
NANCY: No one so far, Susan.

2085
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,207
Slightly intimidating
crowd, however.

2086
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:02,089
Hello, you look nice.

2087
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:03,561
(LAUGHING)

2088
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:06,446
Ah, just keep laughing.
Looks fade.

2089
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,761
Keep your eyes open.

2090
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,888
God damn it,
I told you to dress up.

2091
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:14,447
And take off those gloves.

2092
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:16,204
You look like
Darth-fucking-Vader.

2093
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:18,320
Yeah? Well, you look like
an Ewok died on your head.

2094
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:19,680
I don't even know
what that means.

2095
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:20,807
You're gonna know what it means

2096
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,484
when I split you open
like a Tauntaun.

2097
01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:23,607
Whatever.

2098
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:24,880
Keep an eye out for this woman.

2099
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:26,360
She's the one coming
to make the bid.

2100
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:28,961
He's got a friend.

2101
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:30,287
Very pretty.

2102
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:31,681
I'm glad you know
what pretty is.

2103
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,848
You should remember it next time
you're in a clothing store.

2104
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,921
(SCOFFS)

2105
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,080
I need you to keep
your eyes open.

2106
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:38,400
I may need your help out there.

2107
01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:39,720
To close my eyes

2108
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,245
in the presence
of this beautiful body...

2109
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:42,560
would be a crime.

2110
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:43,766
Oh, God.

2111
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:46,408
Nancy, okay, you know the woman

2112
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:48,005
I spotted in Paris, the bomber?

2113
01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:49,570
She's coming tonight
to make a bid.

2114
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,608
She already works for De Luca
so we know something is up.

2115
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:53,125
I need you to keep an...

2116
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,642
Son of a bee sting.

2117
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:02,761
Excuse me, he's mine.

2118
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:03,841
Yeah.

2119
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:05,961
I didn't mean
to hit her that hard.

2120
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:07,405
You're like a balloon animal.

2121
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:08,481
Here, take those.

2122
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:11,208
Hi. What are you doing, Ford?

2123
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:12,440
I'm here to help you, Cooper.

2124
01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:14,608
You may have found Rayna,
but you cannot lose her.

2125
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,882
This isn't fucking playtime anymore!
Yeah?

2126
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:19,088
It's playtime on your face,
with your stupid mustache!

2127
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:21,283
Where'd you get that from,
Mr. Potato Head?

2128
01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,249
You are gonna
blow my fucking cover.

2129
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,926
Yeah? Sunglasses are not a
cover, they're an accessory.

2130
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,126
Get out of here!

2131
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,851
You're gonna fuck this up without
me around to save your girly ass.

2132
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:31,445
God, I hate you so much!

2133
01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:34,091
You can't let your desire for
me put you in danger, Cooper.

2134
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:36,083
Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.

2135
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:38,043
You dance like
a horny eighth grader.

2136
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,049
Are you erect? Get off me!

2137
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,730
Blend in, or get the fuck out!

2138
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,165
You get out of here!

2139
01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:44,241
(GROANING)

2140
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:47,569
Yeah, who's dominating now?

2141
01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:49,446
(GRUNTS)

2142
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,760
Fuck!

2143
01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:54,369
Don't, you son of a bitch.

2144
01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:57,721
You've gotta be kidding!
Get off of me!

2145
01:30:58,040 --> 01:31:00,611
You get off of me! Get your
silky shirt off of me!

2146
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:02,326
(STRAINING)

2147
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:04,084
Blend in, or get the fuck out.

2148
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:12,042
<i>Thank you
for the beautiful ladies.</i>

2149
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:13,611
<i>You guys okay? (CROWD CHEERING)</i>

2150
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:17,765
<i>Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!</i>

2151
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,004
<i>What's up, Budapest?</i>

2152
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:22,567
<i>I just had some goulash.
The shit was on point!</i>

2153
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,371
<i>Get the party rockin'
Bottles poppin'</i>

2154
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:28,364
<i>Tonight we gonna turn up till we</i>

2155
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:30,010
<i>Twisted</i>

2156
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:32,845
Oh, shit. She's here.

2157
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:35,204
We can't let Rayna see her...

2158
01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:37,806
so you need to take out her
bodyguards and I'll deal with her.

2159
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,245
Ain't nobody orders me around!

2160
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:41,129
God, do you have a better idea?

2161
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:43,123
Yeah, we release
a gas in the club...

2162
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,407
causing everybody to get
temporary amnesia.

2163
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:46,931
Get 100 sticks of dynamite...

2164
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,128
Oh, God! Just go! Just go!

2165
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:53,047
Nancy, I need you
to get in here now.

2166
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:55,325
I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!

2167
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:57,243
Pardon. Excuse me.

2168
01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:58,685
Okay. I'm here. I'm here.

2169
01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:00,205
<i>Turn up</i>

2170
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:03,045
Wow! 50 Cent Piece!

2171
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:04,480
Thanks for letting me know.

2172
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,404
Do not let Rayna see that woman.

2173
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,085
Create a diversion, now.

2174
01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:10,208
What kind of diversion?
<i>A</i> big one!

2175
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:12,040
<i>Let's enjoy tonight
Like tonight's our last</i>

2176
01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:14,208
<i>We can focus on the future
And reflect on the past</i>

2177
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,563
<i>We done came so far
I mean, look where we are</i>

2178
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,324
50, I love you!

2179
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:20,846
(CROWD GASPING)

2180
01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:22,001
50, I love you!

2181
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,081
Kiss me!

2182
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,730
Get her! Take me now!

2183
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:30,251
Turn around.

2184
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:32,730
Get off! I'm coming in!

2185
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,090
Nancy, I got her.
Meet me outside.

2186
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:36,366
Okay. Right.

2187
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:37,720
I'm fine now. Thank you so much.

2188
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:38,807
Okay.)'-

2189
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:40,370
I got my wish. That was it.

2190
01:32:40,440 --> 01:32:43,683
I've now got to jump Michael
Bublé in Croatia. He wants me.

2191
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:45,960
All right, Cooper.
I've got this under control.

2192
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,047
You're coming with me.

2193
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:53,965
Oh, my God, Susan!

2194
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:55,565
Okay, bigger diversion.

2195
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:57,051
Huge diversion.

2196
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:02,605
Bitch!

2197
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:08,366
I gotta know
who she's working for.

2198
01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:09,885
Get Rayna out of here!

2199
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,050
That's not fair!

2200
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,247
(HORN HONKING)

2201
01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:22,441
Whoa! Whoa!

2202
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:27,366
God damn it!

2203
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:30,451
Nancy, where are you?

2204
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:32,011
Bit indisposed.

2205
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:34,162
It turns out 50 Cent
doesn't have a great sense

2206
01:33:34,240 --> 01:33:35,401
of humor or irony.

2207
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:38,484
I need backup!
I lost my gun in the club!

2208
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,162
We're probably
more alike than you think!

2209
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,841
Oh!

2210
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:04,727
Okay. Okay.

2211
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:07,806
Oh, shit.

2212
01:34:08,280 --> 01:34:09,691
Ow!

2213
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:12,522
(GROANS) Why'd I get
rid of my gloves?

2214
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:29,681
(GASPS)

2215
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:33,041
(LAUGHS)

2216
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,844
Ow! Motherbutler!

2217
01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,089
You got a lot of rage
in that jumpsuit.

2218
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:11,446
You dead serious?

2219
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:14,281
God!

2220
01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,244
Wait! Wait a minute!

2221
01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:20,728
This isn't what you want,
or what I want.

2222
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:22,964
This is like what the Man wants.

2223
01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:26,403
Us, you know? Two smart,
pretty brunettes...

2224
01:35:26,480 --> 01:35:28,244
kind of breaking
each other down.

2225
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:31,130
I mean, you look similar to a
gal I was in college with.

2226
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:32,281
Things happened.

2227
01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:33,527
I think we all dabble.

2228
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:36,171
It's mostly just kind of
stuff with hands and...

2229
01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:38,164
God, I can't wait to kill you.

2230
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:48,646
(GROANS)

2231
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:03,361
(SCREAMS)

2232
01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:05,481
Oh...

2233
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:07,531
That's clean through.

2234
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:09,887
Thanks for your weapon.

2235
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:11,041
It's been inside you,

2236
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:12,884
so I don't think
it should go inside me...

2237
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:25,410
Get up. Get up!

2238
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:30,800
You are under arrest
by Susan Cooper...

2239
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:32,564
and the government
of the United States.

2240
01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:44,170
Rayna, how did you do that?

2241
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:45,447
I didn't.

2242
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:46,681
He did.

2243
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:54,921
Hello, Coop.

2244
01:36:58,640 --> 01:36:59,687
Fine?

2245
01:36:59,760 --> 01:37:00,761
Ow...

2246
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:02,685
FINE: Hey.

2247
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:04,760
Coop.

2248
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:19,080
Wake up!

2249
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:21,488
Did you have a nice nap?

2250
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,210
You were snoring very loudly.

2251
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:24,805
That's just really not the most

2252
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,405
upsetting news right now.

2253
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,449
My father used to
bring people here.

2254
01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:31,484
Did he also make you dress
like a slutty dolphin trainer?

2255
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:32,965
He'd starve them...

2256
01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:34,685
torture them.

2257
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:36,000
You name it.

2258
01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:37,485
But he especially didn't like it

2259
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,164
when people lied to him.

2260
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:41,570
Not that I bought it.

2261
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:42,641
You knew?

2262
01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:43,767
Of course I knew.

2263
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:46,571
I told you, you were better
off in the basement, Coop.

2264
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:48,130
You could have
avoided all of this.

2265
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:49,611
And what, Fine?

2266
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:51,489
Now you're a nuclear
black marketer?

2267
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:52,721
A terrorist?

2268
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:54,484
No...

2269
01:37:55,280 --> 01:37:57,203
He's just fucking me.

2270
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:06,011
You're a loud kisser.

2271
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:08,769
Excuse me? You're a loud kisser.

2272
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,649
And it's gross and unappealing.

2273
01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:12,531
You look like some
old, toothless woman

2274
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:14,204
sucking the jelly
out of a donut.

2275
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:17,000
Hey, what's it like
sleeping with the man

2276
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:18,485
that killed your father?

2277
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:19,641
Nice try, Coop.

2278
01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:23,042
She already knows it was Cress.

2279
01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:24,287
Ah.

2280
01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:25,361
Okay.)'-

2281
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:29,161
You've probably always been
in love with him, haven%you?

2282
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:31,129
Talking in his ear...

2283
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:34,409
hoping eventually one day
he'll fall in love with you.

2284
01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,721
(CHUCKLES)

2285
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,480
Poor little,
pathetic Susan Coleman.

2286
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:39,886
That's not my last name,

2287
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:41,600
so it's really not much
of a burn, is it?

2288
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:42,967
Cooping-

2289
01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:44,040
No.

2290
01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:45,127
Croupon.

2291
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,929
Are you thinking "Groupon"?

2292
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:48,611
No, my name's not "Groupon."

2293
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:50,489
Croupe. Keep going.

2294
01:38:50,560 --> 01:38:51,766
Kapowski.

2295
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:53,080
That's getting further from it!

2296
01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:56,762
Well, whatever the fuck it is,
let's just call you dead.

2297
01:38:56,880 --> 01:38:57,880
Hey, baby?

2298
01:38:57,920 --> 01:38:59,285
I thought we were gonna hang
on to her till tonight.

2299
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:01,129
I changed my mind.

2300
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:05,520
Goodbye.

2301
01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:07,081
(CLICKS) (GASPS)

2302
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:09,371
(CHUCKLES)

2303
01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:11,924
Like I'd waste a bullet on you.

2304
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:15,085
Put her in the room.

2305
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:25,201
Ah!

2306
01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:34,561
Hey, Aldo.

2307
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:37,767
Hello, captured lady.

2308
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:39,331
I failed.

2309
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:41,891
I failed the mission.

2310
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:44,284
Fine is alive...

2311
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,284
and he's a traitor.

2312
01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:48,283
Don't be downhearted.

2313
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,242
My mama said to me...

2314
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:57,406
"Aldo, life is full of sorrow...

2315
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,130
"and surprises.

2316
01:39:59,960 --> 01:40:05,967
"But, a magnificent
pair of bosoms...

2317
01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:09,122
"will..."

2318
01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:13,291
Good story.

2319
01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:26,687
Susan.

2320
01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:28,451
Get away from me. No, listen.

2321
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:30,011
I haven't got much time.

2322
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:31,446
Why'd you do it, Fine?

2323
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:33,768
This was my only way in.

2324
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:37,044
I had to fake my death
to gain Rayna's trust.

2325
01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:39,487
<i>I jammed the signal,
popped out my lens.</i>

2326
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:41,165
<i>It was easy.</i>

2327
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:44,130
<i>I hated to do it to you, Coop,
but I had to. I had to.</i>

2328
01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:45,850
<i>Rayna knew
all about our agents...</i>

2329
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,571
<i>because Karen Walker
sold her the names.</i>

2330
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:50,085
I just couldn't trust anyone
at the agency

2331
01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,844
not to give me away,
not even you.

2332
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:53,844
How do I even know
you're telling me the truth?

2333
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:56,002
Did Karen Walker
try to kill you?

2334
01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:57,366
You shot her?

2335
01:40:57,480 --> 01:40:59,323
I'm deep undercover.

2336
01:40:59,480 --> 01:41:01,801
But not so deep that
I can't still protect you.

2337
01:41:02,800 --> 01:41:04,211
All right, look me in the eye.

2338
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:05,281
What?

2339
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:07,010
Really look me in the eye.

2340
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:11,648
One of your eyes is bigger
than the other.

2341
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:13,040
Really?

2342
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:14,884
No.

2343
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:17,008
You're perfect, God damn it.

2344
01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:18,206
Asshole.

2345
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:19,930
(GROANS) SUSAN: God! (GROANS)

2346
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:22,201
That hurt.

2347
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:24,488
Good, it was supposed to.

2348
01:41:24,680 --> 01:41:25,841
Bosom.

2349
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:27,365
Is he dangerous?

2350
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:29,562
Only if you have boobs.

2351
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:31,842
So did Rayna
really know I was a spy?

2352
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:35,402
No. Not until you blew your
cover back at that kitchen.

2353
01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:37,881
I really thought she was more
experienced than that

2354
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:39,530
Thank God she's not, huh?

2355
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:42,160
Because if she was,
you'd be dead now.

2356
01:41:42,440 --> 01:41:43,965
I think they're pretty
good covers...

2357
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:45,371
<i>I</i> gotta go.

2358
01:41:45,440 --> 01:41:47,522
We're heading to De Luca's
villa to meet with Dudaev.

2359
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:50,251
Then we're taking him
to wherever the bomb is.

2360
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:51,561
This thing is almost over.

2361
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:54,765
Hang tight.

2362
01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:01,408
Hello, bound lady.

2363
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:02,966
Not now, Aldo.

2364
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:06,761
I think Mr. Fine
has underestimated you.

2365
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:08,649
You found your targets,

2366
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:10,922
you tracked them down,
you fought very hard.

2367
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:12,446
Susan“.

2368
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,280
You are a good agent.

2369
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:20,081
You'll get them next time, huh?

2370
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:23,449
Unless we die here.

2371
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:27,770
Then you will not.

2372
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:30,288
You know what,
I'm not going down like this.

2373
01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:31,851
I need you to untie me.

2374
01:42:32,080 --> 01:42:33,161
Bosom. What?

2375
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:35,049
Stop! God damn it!

2376
01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:36,846
Just untie me.

2377
01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:39,403
No, you heard Mr. Fine.
He's working a plan.

2378
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:40,686
We have to stay put.

2379
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:42,848
Untie me. Now.

2380
01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:47,241
That's my ass.

2381
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:50,689
It is very difficult to see
or gauge my position.

2382
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:52,205
You're just simply
grabbing my ass.

2383
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:54,368
Oh. lam, sorry.

2384
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,927
Let's roll to our side.

2385
01:42:57,080 --> 01:42:58,081
God!

2386
01:42:58,200 --> 01:42:59,440
On! Hey!

2387
01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:02,649
The knot is very tight,
but I am making progress.

2388
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:04,086
Your hand is way up in there.

2389
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:08,001
My right hand is restrained
from the weight of my body.

2390
01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:09,566
Okay. Let's try this.

2391
01:43:09,640 --> 01:43:10,846
Oh, God.

2392
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:12,251
(GRUNTING)

2393
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:16,962
Okay. I will inchworm my way...

2394
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,930
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)

2395
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:25,284
You're being very loud.

2396
01:43:27,280 --> 01:43:28,611
(GROANING)

2397
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:30,641
Shh!

2398
01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:32,605
(GROANING)

2399
01:43:33,960 --> 01:43:36,486
Wait. I have idea.

2400
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:37,641
God. Another one?

2401
01:43:38,480 --> 01:43:39,970
Oh, Jesus. Don't move.

2402
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:41,645
Wait, wait, wait! Stay still.

2403
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:42,961
No, no, no!

2404
01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:44,360
Yes, yes, yes.

2405
01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:45,760
Oh, God! Yes.

2406
01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:47,126
Can't be happening.

2407
01:43:47,480 --> 01:43:49,721
Damn it, I was having
such an empowering moment

2408
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,131
before this started.

2409
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:56,766
My penis may be gently kissing
the back of your head.

2410
01:43:56,920 --> 01:43:58,649
Just untie me
before I crush your nuts.

2411
01:43:58,800 --> 01:43:59,961
Oh, please.

2412
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:03,044
If only we had time
for such pleasures.

2413
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:04,801
Go!

2414
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:08,130
Your face and the knot
are about to enter my colon.

2415
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:11,330
Stop licking it!

2416
01:44:13,600 --> 01:44:14,840
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2417
01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:16,766
It is done.

2418
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:18,126
Thank you, Aldo.

2419
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,964
I don't wanna know
why my neck is wet...

2420
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:21,690
but you did excellent work.
Prego.

2421
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,843
Turn around, let me untie you,

2422
01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:25,849
and let's get
the fuck out of here.

2423
01:44:50,320 --> 01:44:51,321
(SIZZLING)

2424
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:12,929
I need you to alert
CIA and Interpol.

2425
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:14,843
I'm gonna go to De Luca's
and back up Fine.

2426
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,365
You know where the villa is?

2427
01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:20,682
I know everything.

2428
01:45:20,840 --> 01:45:23,411
One day, lady super SPY...

2429
01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:25,164
Susan Cooper...

2430
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:26,926
I will fuck you.

2431
01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,841
(CHUCKLES)

2432
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:05,129
<i>The danger is I'm dangerous</i>

2433
01:46:05,200 --> 01:46:08,329
<i>And I might just tear you apart</i>

2434
01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:10,721
I love this new car smell.

2435
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:12,365
Really nice.

2436
01:46:13,720 --> 01:46:15,210
(SNIFFS) Oh. Mmm.

2437
01:46:15,440 --> 01:46:17,329
<i>I'm gonna get ya</i>

2438
01:46:17,800 --> 01:46:19,404
<i>Oh, ah, oh</i>

2439
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,246
<i>I wanna taste the way
that you bleed</i>

2440
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:32,322
<i>I'm gonna catch ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya</i>

2441
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,131
<i>Oh, ah, oh</i>

2442
01:46:35,240 --> 01:46:38,687
<i>I wanna taste
the way that you bleed</i>

2443
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:43,329
(MEN YELLING)

2444
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:06,962
Welcome to Lake Balaton.

2445
01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:08,571
I found this staircase

2446
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,802
and made them build
a house around it.

2447
01:47:11,360 --> 01:47:14,364
Our dear Mr. Dudaev
will be arriving shortly.

2448
01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:19,160
You are about to become
a very rich woman, Rayna.

2449
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:21,482
Which means you'll have to be
a little more careful...

2450
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:23,847
about the company you keep.

2451
01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:27,288
So many people have such
terrible agendas...

2452
01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:29,363
like perhaps your friend here.

2453
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:32,884
I can see his obvious
outer appeal.

2454
01:47:33,640 --> 01:47:35,210
You have terrific eyes.

2455
01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:36,886
Thanks.

2456
01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:39,281
But he also works
for the CIA, doesn't he?

2457
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:43,204
An odd choice of companion for
someone in your work, Rayna.

2458
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:46,731
Doesn't exactly inspire
confidence in those around you.

2459
01:47:47,080 --> 01:47:50,289
Fuck you, Sergio. You would never
talk to my father like that.

2460
01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:51,641
I never had to.

2461
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:53,085
Mr. De Luca, it's true.

2462
01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:55,561
I worked for the CIA,
but they think I'm dead.

2463
01:47:55,640 --> 01:47:58,849
I'm with Rayna now, and I'm
here to help you both.

2464
01:47:59,440 --> 01:48:02,808
You and Karen Walker
are both double agents.

2465
01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:05,569
What's going on at the CIA?

2466
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:07,722
Drones taking all
the cool assignments?

2467
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:09,081
<i>(BOTH LAUGH)</i>

2468
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:11,325
If we don't get rid
of him right now,

2469
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:12,811
I'm calling off the deal.

2470
01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:16,404
Don't you fucking dare.

2471
01:48:16,960 --> 01:48:18,530
Yeah, why don't you listen
to that asshole.

2472
01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:20,284
Don't you fucking dare.

2473
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:23,604
You're a bit
outnumbered here, Miss...

2474
01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:25,880
I'm sorry, what the
fuck is your name?

2475
01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:28,002
Susan Cooper. I'm with the CIA.

2476
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:31,324
Jesus. Rayna, did you invite
the entire agency here...

2477
01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:34,205
or are they just having
a company retreat

2478
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:35,611
at the villa next door?

2479
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:36,966
God, you're funny, huh?

2480
01:48:37,120 --> 01:48:38,121
It's just me.

2481
01:48:38,320 --> 01:48:39,526
It's gonna be
in your best interest

2482
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:40,931
to keep Fine and me alive.

2483
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:44,125
I'm trying, but I'm not quite
following your logic.

2484
01:48:44,280 --> 01:48:45,930
You want me to slow it down
for you? Okay.

2485
01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:47,720
You're about to meet
with Solsa Dudaev...

2486
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:50,804
a man I've been collecting
intelligence on for years.

2487
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:52,525
And I'm guessing
that your boys here

2488
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:53,647
are too busy manscaping...

2489
01:48:53,800 --> 01:48:56,041
to have told you
how he does business.

2490
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:58,400
Because about half the people
he deals with end up dead.

2491
01:48:58,480 --> 01:48:59,606
I can tell you what
Dudaev's gonna do

2492
01:48:59,720 --> 01:49:01,529
five minutes before he
even thinks about it.

2493
01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:04,570
And I sure as shit know enough to
cover up a Russian flag tattoo...

2494
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:07,042
since Dudaev's brother was
killed by the Russian military.

2495
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:08,121
Jesus!

2496
01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:10,601
You own a computer?
You heard of fucking Google?

2497
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:12,000
I'll tell you another thing.

2498
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:13,201
You know
your little girlfriend...

2499
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,448
the one from the Paris bombing?

2500
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:17,125
She's just using you
to get to Rayna.

2501
01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:18,800
If it hadn't been for me
last night...

2502
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:20,365
she would've kidnapped her
at the club...

2503
01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:21,487
and then you'd be standing here

2504
01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:22,561
with your dick in your hand...

2505
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,005
because you'd never
find that bomb.

2506
01:49:24,080 --> 01:49:25,730
So you need me, De Luca.

2507
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:28,606
And I'm not gonna help you
unless you keep Fine alive.

2508
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:36,371
Now, let me get this straight.

2509
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:37,726
You work for the CIA...

2510
01:49:37,840 --> 01:49:40,446
yet you're willing to help me
sell a nuclear bomb...

2511
01:49:40,520 --> 01:49:42,090
in order to save
this man's life?

2512
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:43,286
Why would I believe that?

2513
01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:45,761
Because she's in love with him.

2514
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:48,121
Yeah, so what?

2515
01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:49,884
This idiot doesn't even know it.

2516
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:52,691
Too dumb to know
I'd do anything for him.

2517
01:49:54,040 --> 01:49:55,804
And fuck the CIA, right?

2518
01:49:55,880 --> 01:49:57,530
What have they ever done for me?

2519
01:49:57,600 --> 01:49:59,682
Took 10 years of my life,
gave me shitty pay...

2520
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:02,525
put me in a basement with
a ceiling full of bats...

2521
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:04,881
that pretty sure gave me pinkeye
or at least an allergy...

2522
01:50:04,920 --> 01:50:06,570
Something got fucked up
in my eye.

2523
01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:09,445
I would've been out
a long time ago

2524
01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:10,885
if it hadn't been for Fine.

2525
01:50:12,760 --> 01:50:16,242
So, yeah, I'll do anything
it takes to keep him alive.

2526
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:19,250
That's pretty pathetic, right?

2527
01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:22,449
(SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic.

2528
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:24,090
God, you're an asshole.

2529
01:50:24,240 --> 01:50:27,244
When this is over, I'm gonna
shave that fucking head.

2530
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:28,961
All right, Miss Havisham.

2531
01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:31,211
I'll take you up on your offer.

2532
01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:34,125
But if you try anything,
I mean anything...

2533
01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:36,526
I'll make your dream come true

2534
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,728
and send you and
your boyfriend to heaven.

2535
01:50:40,480 --> 01:50:41,481
Let's go.

2536
01:50:54,760 --> 01:50:55,966
Mr. Dudaev.

2537
01:50:56,440 --> 01:50:57,726
Welcome to Hungary.

2538
01:50:57,920 --> 01:51:00,844
Like Chechnya,
only easier to pronounce.

2539
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:03,642
Enough with the bullshit.

2540
01:51:04,440 --> 01:51:05,805
Where is the package?

2541
01:51:06,320 --> 01:51:09,290
Once my client
sees the payment...

2542
01:51:09,440 --> 01:51:12,410
she'll take us all to its
very secure hiding spot.

2543
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:14,807
Wherever that may be.

2544
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:24,485
I got it, handsome.

2545
01:51:26,120 --> 01:51:27,485
100,000,000 Euros

2546
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,040
doesn't buy
what it used to, does it?

2547
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,171
Nice ice, Solsa.

2548
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,286
Right.

2549
01:51:38,440 --> 01:51:39,521
He's all yours.

2550
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:42,206
Gentlemen,
if you would follow me.

2551
01:52:09,080 --> 01:52:10,206
Here it is.

2552
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:11,691
What is this bullshit?

2553
01:52:11,840 --> 01:52:13,410
Bullshit?

2554
01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:15,289
Solsa, I'll have you know...

2555
01:52:15,440 --> 01:52:16,726
It's the nuke.

2556
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:19,725
Clever girl.

2557
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:27,526
A lead-lined compartment.

2558
01:52:28,200 --> 01:52:29,201
RAYNA: Correct.

2559
01:52:29,280 --> 01:52:32,170
The lead lining is thick <i>as</i> to
mask any radiation detection.

2560
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:34,641
My father was extremely
good at his job.

2561
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:36,210
DE LUCA: Unbelievable!

2562
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:37,645
You could have warned me, Rayna.

2563
01:52:37,720 --> 01:52:38,801
I've been throwing
my gym clothes

2564
01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:40,211
on top of that thing for a week.

2565
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:58,405
It is beautiful.

2566
01:52:59,480 --> 01:53:00,720
Yes, it is.

2567
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:06,960
What the fuck are you doing?

2568
01:53:07,720 --> 01:53:08,926
Conducting business.

2569
01:53:14,920 --> 01:53:15,921
Uh-uh.

2570
01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:18,681
Put it in the helicopter.

2571
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:20,760
And don't forget my diamonds.

2572
01:53:24,480 --> 01:53:25,925
What the fuck is going on?

2573
01:53:26,120 --> 01:53:27,610
De Luca played you, Rayna.

2574
01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:28,921
And you led him right to it.

2575
01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:31,447
You didn't expect me
to let him have it, did you?

2576
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:34,080
I mean, it's like giving a
Stradivarius to a hillbilly.

2577
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:35,884
I have a buyer
who's willing to pay me

2578
01:53:35,960 --> 01:53:37,962
500,000,000 Euros for it.

2579
01:53:38,360 --> 01:53:39,850
And Dudaev would've
never been able

2580
01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:41,968
to get that bomb
onto American soil.

2581
01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:44,368
My buyer will have it in the
middle of New York City...

2582
01:53:44,440 --> 01:53:46,442
and use it next week.

2583
01:53:47,440 --> 01:53:48,726
So, you know,

2584
01:53:48,840 --> 01:53:50,205
if you haven't seen
Phantom yet...

2585
01:53:50,280 --> 01:53:52,123
So, what?

2586
01:53:52,280 --> 01:53:54,160
Does this mean you're gonna
kill me too, Sergio?

2587
01:53:54,840 --> 01:53:56,126
I'm afraid so.

2588
01:53:57,040 --> 01:53:58,201
Sorry, Rayna.

2589
01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,645
It's just cleaner that way.
You understand.

2590
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:01,006
Explain it to me, De Luca!

2591
01:54:03,480 --> 01:54:04,481
(GRUNTS)

2592
01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:10,130
(SIGHS) God. He means well.

2593
01:54:10,720 --> 01:54:12,520
This day just keeps getting
better and better.

2594
01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:15,645
Thanks for the
performance, folks.

2595
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:17,689
But sorry, Rayna, show's over.

2596
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:25,401
Go! Go!

2597
01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:35,761
(GRUNTS)

2598
01:54:44,160 --> 01:54:45,605
Holy shit.

2599
01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:47,330
Where's De Luca? Susan!

2600
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:49,921
Get down!

2601
01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:51,047
(GROANS)

2602
01:54:51,160 --> 01:54:52,161
No!

2603
01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:53,930
Whoa! Ah!

2604
01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:57,686
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2605
01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:01,123
I should have killed you
when I had the chance.

2606
01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:02,566
Rayna! What?

2607
01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:03,721
Under the car!

2608
01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:05,967
Push it over!

2609
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:08,966
Seriously?

2610
01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:11,805
God, use those fucking
bird arms and push it!

2611
01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:18,201
(CLICKS)

2612
01:55:19,280 --> 01:55:20,361
(LAUGHING)

2613
01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:21,721
Oh!

2614
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:23,721
What happened?

2615
01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:25,367
Did <i>I</i> get him?

2616
01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:27,562
De Luca's got the bomb
on the helicopter. Get up!

2617
01:55:27,640 --> 01:55:28,880
Oh, fuck me!

2618
01:55:29,040 --> 01:55:30,280
I got this.

2619
01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:38,641
No!

2620
01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:40,404
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!

2621
01:55:40,560 --> 01:55:41,561
Hurry UP!

2622
01:55:41,640 --> 01:55:42,641
Come on!

2623
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:48,771
Kill her!

2624
01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:51,165
I've got this.
I've done this before!

2625
01:55:51,240 --> 01:55:52,241
Ah!

2626
01:55:55,400 --> 01:55:56,401
(GUN CLICKS)

2627
01:55:56,880 --> 01:55:58,245
Cooper, you're gonna
fuck this up!

2628
01:55:58,720 --> 01:55:59,926
Shut up and help!

2629
01:56:05,200 --> 01:56:07,089
Are you kidding me?

2630
01:56:11,560 --> 01:56:12,880
Ford, what the hell
are you doing?

2631
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:14,201
I'm gonna crawl up you...

2632
01:56:14,400 --> 01:56:15,765
and take out De Luca.

2633
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:18,046
Get your hands off my boobs!

2634
01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:19,241
I'm saving you!

2635
01:56:19,400 --> 01:56:21,448
Oh, my God.
Those do not belong on those!

2636
01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:22,647
I can't get a good grip.

2637
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:24,563
Your pants are too slippery!

2638
01:56:24,680 --> 01:56:26,444
You should have worn
coarser pants.

2639
01:56:26,520 --> 01:56:28,887
Well, I'm tired of wearing
my fucking sandpaper pants.

2640
01:56:29,040 --> 01:56:31,566
Clench your ass!
Clench your fucking ass!

2641
01:56:32,480 --> 01:56:33,845
Oh! Get out of there!

2642
01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:35,240
Help me out!

2643
01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:36,566
You motherfucker!

2644
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:38,370
I'm gonna report you to HR.

2645
01:56:38,640 --> 01:56:39,801
(YELLS)

2646
01:56:39,880 --> 01:56:40,880
Hang on tight!

2647
01:56:40,920 --> 01:56:42,729
I'm gonna swing like
I'm on a trapeze,

2648
01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:44,768
and leap my way up
to the cockpit...

2649
01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:46,921
(SCREAMING)

2650
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:51,642
I told you you was gonna
fuck this up, Cooper!

2651
01:56:56,040 --> 01:56:57,690
SUSAN: Holy smokes!

2652
01:56:58,160 --> 01:56:59,730
Ooh, that's high!

2653
01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:01,241
(SCREAMS)

2654
01:57:06,360 --> 01:57:07,771
God damn it!

2655
01:57:09,120 --> 01:57:11,043
Fucking new suit.

2656
01:57:11,200 --> 01:57:13,043
This shit ends now!

2657
01:57:15,600 --> 01:57:16,601
Freeze!

2658
01:57:16,680 --> 01:57:17,681
Oh, my God!

2659
01:57:17,800 --> 01:57:19,450
lam not in the fucking mood
for your bullshit!

2660
01:57:19,600 --> 01:57:21,011
Yeah? Then you'll love this!

2661
01:57:21,960 --> 01:57:23,007
(SCREAMS)

2662
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:26,647
lam not in the mood
for your bullshit!

2663
01:57:26,800 --> 01:57:27,961
Back up!

2664
01:57:28,440 --> 01:57:29,646
Sorry, SPY-

2665
01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:30,721
Playtime's over.

2666
01:57:30,800 --> 01:57:31,801
Yeah, it is.

2667
01:57:31,880 --> 01:57:32,881
Say goodbye to your toys!

2668
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:33,961
What are you doing?

2669
01:57:34,040 --> 01:57:35,166
Don't you dare! Oh, my God!

2670
01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:36,361
Don't!

2671
01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:39,401
No!

2672
01:57:39,600 --> 01:57:40,886
Oh, my God!

2673
01:57:49,480 --> 01:57:50,481
(GROANS)

2674
01:57:55,160 --> 01:57:56,321
Die!

2675
01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:57,481
(GUNSHOT) Ah!

2676
01:58:01,320 --> 01:58:02,321
(WHOOPING)

2677
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:04,324
I just shot a man!

2678
01:58:04,480 --> 01:58:06,881
Is it wrong it felt so right?

2679
01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:08,610
It's so me!

2680
01:58:10,920 --> 01:58:12,684
Hey! Heroic lady!

2681
01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:14,447
In my country,

2682
01:58:14,520 --> 01:58:17,091
there is a saying
about women like you...

2683
01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:18,850
"Hot as fuck!"

2684
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:21,367
Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.

2685
01:58:21,520 --> 01:58:22,851
Go, Susan!

2686
01:58:23,000 --> 01:58:24,001
Oh.

2687
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:25,850
That was not part of my plan.

2688
01:58:27,360 --> 01:58:28,361
(GRUNTS)

2689
01:58:28,840 --> 01:58:31,764
Just like a woman
to wear jewelry into battle.

2690
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:33,251
Although, this is the ugliest

2691
01:58:33,320 --> 01:58:34,600
fucking necklace I've ever seen!

2692
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:35,640
Yes, it is.

2693
01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:36,841
And it's all yours...

2694
01:58:37,440 --> 01:58:38,965
with an adjustable toggle!

2695
01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:41,408
(SCREAMING)

2696
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:52,007
(ALARMS BEEPING)

2697
01:58:52,080 --> 01:58:54,048
Here we go. No problem.

2698
01:58:54,480 --> 01:58:55,811
Come on!

2699
01:58:56,200 --> 01:58:58,282
Okay! All right, I got it.

2700
01:58:58,400 --> 01:58:59,606
I got it.

2701
01:59:06,280 --> 01:59:08,248
Nice copter! Where'd you get it?

2702
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:10,322
It's 50 Cent's!

2703
01:59:10,400 --> 01:59:13,085
I had to deputize him
to let us use it!

2704
01:59:13,160 --> 01:59:15,128
He is so afraid of me!

2705
01:59:15,280 --> 01:59:17,123
I'm a motherfucking spy!

2706
01:59:17,280 --> 01:59:18,611
Let's go shoot somebody else!

2707
01:59:18,760 --> 01:59:21,445
Simmer down, 50 Cent,
or I'll mount you again.

2708
01:59:22,160 --> 01:59:24,128
This day is just getting
better and better!

2709
01:59:24,280 --> 01:59:25,930
He wants me!

2710
01:59:27,080 --> 01:59:28,764
I think we should land.

2711
01:59:29,080 --> 01:59:31,401
I dropped a nuke in the water.

2712
01:59:32,480 --> 01:59:33,606
(EXHALES)

2713
01:59:44,920 --> 01:59:47,048
Good job, guys.
Sorry about the lake.

2714
01:59:47,120 --> 01:59:48,451
All right, motherfucker,
don't push.

2715
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:49,885
You're gonna get your pictures.

2716
01:59:49,960 --> 01:59:51,246
There's enough 50 to go around.

2717
01:59:51,320 --> 01:59:52,526
You know I just helped
kill a terrorist, right?

2718
01:59:52,600 --> 01:59:54,125
You ever see Kanye
do some shit like that?

2719
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:55,611
He never, never!

2720
01:59:59,680 --> 02:00:00,886
Isn't this wonderful?

2721
02:00:01,280 --> 02:00:03,647
I was hoping to spend
the rest of my life in jail.

2722
02:00:03,840 --> 02:00:05,604
Give me some quality time
to deal with the fact...

2723
02:00:05,680 --> 02:00:07,967
that I was sleeping with
the man who killed my father.

2724
02:00:08,480 --> 02:00:09,606
Anyway. Call my lawyer.

2725
02:00:09,720 --> 02:00:10,960
Get the Goyard tote
from the hotel.

2726
02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:12,201
I need everything on time...

2727
02:00:12,280 --> 02:00:13,850
Do you think
I still work for you?

2728
02:00:14,120 --> 02:00:16,646
Whatever. Fuck you.

2729
02:00:16,800 --> 02:00:19,644
I knew you really liked me.

2730
02:00:20,800 --> 02:00:21,801
Hey!

2731
02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:25,882
Fuck you too.

2732
02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:32,409
Don't touch my fucking hair!

2733
02:00:34,520 --> 02:00:35,806
What are you looking at?

2734
02:00:40,320 --> 02:00:41,651
Oh, God, Aldo, don't...

2735
02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:44,769
I am too tired
to fend off your groping.

2736
02:00:44,880 --> 02:00:45,927
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT) Please.

2737
02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:48,241
I understand completely.

2738
02:00:48,320 --> 02:00:51,244
Look, my real name is Albert...

2739
02:00:51,320 --> 02:00:52,321
MI6.

2740
02:00:52,400 --> 02:00:55,085
Look, I'm sorry if
my disguise was a bit much.

2741
02:00:55,160 --> 02:00:57,083
I just like to really
get into character.

2742
02:00:57,160 --> 02:00:59,083
Although I fear
I may have become

2743
02:00:59,160 --> 02:01:01,162
overexcited at certain points.

2744
02:01:01,280 --> 02:01:02,327
Little bit.

2745
02:01:02,440 --> 02:01:03,601
By way of apology...

2746
02:01:03,760 --> 02:01:06,684
should your work ever
bring you to London...

2747
02:01:06,760 --> 02:01:09,001
I would love
to take you for dinner.

2748
02:01:09,160 --> 02:01:11,925
Okay. Yeah,
I think that would be nice.

2749
02:01:12,080 --> 02:01:13,525
Wonderful.

2750
02:01:17,840 --> 02:01:18,887
God!

2751
02:01:19,080 --> 02:01:21,765
(WITH ITALIAN ACCENT) How you
like my English accent, huh?

2752
02:01:21,960 --> 02:01:24,964
I learn <i>it from
the Downton Abbey.</i>

2753
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:26,920
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT)
No, I'm only joking.

2754
02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:28,601
Or am I?

2755
02:01:28,680 --> 02:01:30,045
Oh, my God.

2756
02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:32,047
FINE: Coop.

2757
02:01:32,360 --> 02:01:33,360
Great work.

2758
02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:34,811
What a job.

2759
02:01:34,960 --> 02:01:36,450
Super Cooper. Really amazing.

2760
02:01:36,640 --> 02:01:38,130
Thanks. ELAINE: Yes, it was.

2761
02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:39,361
You really came through.

2762
02:01:39,560 --> 02:01:40,560
Thank you, ma'am.

2763
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:42,443
I'd like to keep you
out in the field for now.

2764
02:01:42,600 --> 02:01:43,601
Wow.

2765
02:01:43,760 --> 02:01:45,489
We need you to fly
to Prague tomorrow...

2766
02:01:45,640 --> 02:01:47,961
to infiltrate an international
drug-smuggling ring.

2767
02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:49,610
Here's your new identity.

2768
02:01:52,120 --> 02:01:53,121
You in, Cooper?

2769
02:01:54,160 --> 02:01:56,561
Agent Susan Cooper
reporting for duty, ma'am.

2770
02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:59,166
Nobody says or does that, but great.
I won't do that.

2771
02:01:59,280 --> 02:02:00,281
Okay.)'-

2772
02:02:00,640 --> 02:02:01,721
Thank you.

2773
02:02:01,880 --> 02:02:04,008
Francis Mays is an
unemployed telemarketer

2774
02:02:04,080 --> 02:02:05,491
living off her
disability checks.

2775
02:02:05,560 --> 02:02:07,244
Oh, sweet Jesus!

2776
02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:09,926
And who wears reading glasses
in their passport photo?

2777
02:02:10,080 --> 02:02:12,481
She's only kidding. She got ya!

2778
02:02:12,560 --> 02:02:14,005
(ALL LAUGHING)

2779
02:02:14,080 --> 02:02:15,923
Oh, my God! That was a good one!

2780
02:02:17,880 --> 02:02:20,040
Yeah, actually, I'm not. I
don't have a sense of humor.

2781
02:02:20,080 --> 02:02:21,080
No, you don't.

2782
02:02:21,120 --> 02:02:22,690
We'll talk soon.

2783
02:02:22,760 --> 02:02:24,967
Glad the pinkeye
is under control.

2784
02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:26,610
That was actually an allergy...

2785
02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:28,091
Okay. Got it.

2786
02:02:28,520 --> 02:02:29,760
So, you're a spy now, Coop.

2787
02:02:29,920 --> 02:02:31,046
Yeah.

2788
02:02:31,440 --> 02:02:32,440
Congratulations.

2789
02:02:32,480 --> 02:02:33,766
Thanks.

2790
02:02:33,920 --> 02:02:34,921
I don't think
I'll ever find anyone

2791
02:02:35,000 --> 02:02:36,240
as good as you in the basement.

2792
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:39,681
I think you Will.

2793
02:02:39,760 --> 02:02:41,603
There's a lot of good people
down there.

2794
02:02:43,640 --> 02:02:44,721
So, hey...

2795
02:02:44,800 --> 02:02:48,088
I know a great little
restaurant right near here.

2796
02:02:48,160 --> 02:02:53,087
Maybe you and I could go
for a nice, long dinner?

2797
02:02:59,680 --> 02:03:00,727
You know what,

2798
02:03:00,800 --> 02:03:03,451
I'm just kind of feeling
like a girls' night.

2799
02:03:04,240 --> 02:03:05,844
You understand, right?

2800
02:03:05,920 --> 02:03:07,001
Yeah, sure.

2801
02:03:07,680 --> 02:03:09,762
I'll catch you later.
You go have a great time.

2802
02:03:09,840 --> 02:03:10,921
Thank you.

2803
02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:14,447
You're a lot furrier
than I thought you'd be.

2804
02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:16,126
Yeah. Yeah.

2805
02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:18,164
Smell you later, pal. (CHUCKLES)

2806
02:03:20,680 --> 02:03:22,569
Hey, Coop.

2807
02:03:22,720 --> 02:03:26,122
All those things you said
about me to De Luca...

2808
02:03:27,680 --> 02:03:28,920
Did you mean that?

2809
02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:31,160
God, I admire you.

2810
02:03:34,280 --> 02:03:35,805
Glad you're still
alive, Beverly,

2811
02:03:35,880 --> 02:03:37,450
you silly fucking girly wanker!

2812
02:03:37,520 --> 02:03:38,521
God!

2813
02:03:39,000 --> 02:03:40,331
Nice work, Cooper.

2814
02:03:41,160 --> 02:03:43,083
Wow. ls that a compliment?

2815
02:03:43,320 --> 02:03:44,810
That's not easy for you to do.

2816
02:03:44,880 --> 02:03:46,644
Fuck it. Look, you
did a good job.

2817
02:03:46,720 --> 02:03:48,449
Probably just beginner's
luck, though.

2818
02:03:48,520 --> 02:03:50,761
There we go.
Where did you get a suit?

2819
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:52,683
I fucking made it, didn't I?

2820
02:03:52,760 --> 02:03:53,921
It's nice.

2821
02:03:54,000 --> 02:03:55,809
You still out of the CIA?

2822
02:03:55,880 --> 02:03:57,291
Probably not. They need me.

2823
02:03:57,600 --> 02:03:59,921
I think I need to spend some
time on my own first, though.

2824
02:04:00,000 --> 02:04:01,286
Clear my head.

2825
02:04:02,200 --> 02:04:04,123
I'm gonna take this
down the coast.

2826
02:04:04,440 --> 02:04:07,205
Maybe spend some time in Italy.
Drive it to Greece.

2827
02:04:08,440 --> 02:04:11,125
Sometimes a man
needs to go to sea.

2828
02:04:11,520 --> 02:04:12,601
SUSAN: Sounds good, Ford.

2829
02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:14,046
Good for you.

2830
02:04:14,680 --> 02:04:15,920
Take care.

2831
02:04:16,360 --> 02:04:17,361
NANCY: Bye.

2832
02:04:20,360 --> 02:04:21,646
<i>FORD". Arrivederci.</i>

2833
02:04:24,120 --> 02:04:25,565
Do you think
he knows that's a lake?

2834
02:04:25,640 --> 02:04:27,722
No, I don't.

2835
02:04:32,720 --> 02:04:34,404
Let's go. Okay.

2836
02:04:34,480 --> 02:04:36,642
You can't let anybody see
how sore I am.

2837
02:04:36,720 --> 02:04:37,881
I got you. Okay.

2838
02:04:37,960 --> 02:04:38,961
Come here.

2839
02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:41,202
My glutes are really seizing up.

2840
02:04:41,280 --> 02:04:42,805
If you're sore,
I'll tell you what.

2841
02:04:42,880 --> 02:04:44,848
Take a hot bath and then
we're gonna celebrate.

2842
02:04:44,920 --> 02:04:47,082
I hope you like champagne
and beef jerky.

2843
02:04:47,160 --> 02:04:48,491
Well... Oh. That's a...

2844
02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:49,561
You have to!

2845
02:04:49,640 --> 02:04:51,165
Because I stole a case of it...

2846
02:04:51,240 --> 02:04:52,480
I don't know
if I like them together.

2847
02:04:52,560 --> 02:04:54,927
Out of 50 Cent's helicopter!

2848
02:04:55,400 --> 02:04:56,731
Slower, slower.

2849
02:04:56,920 --> 02:04:59,446
FORD: <i>Cooper,
is this</i> a <i>fucking lake?</i>

2850
02:05:00,760 --> 02:05:03,331
<i>How the fuck do I get to Italy?</i>

2851
02:05:06,680 --> 02:05:08,091
(SNORING)

2852
02:05:11,240 --> 02:05:12,685
Ow.

2853
02:05:12,760 --> 02:05:13,966
MAN: Bosoms.

2854
02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:21,285
(SCREAMING)

2855
02:05:21,360 --> 02:05:23,442
Ah, stop screaming.
You loved it.

2856
02:05:25,760 --> 02:05:27,125
Ugh.God.

2857
02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:29,123
<i>Yeah, listen here!</i>

2858
02:05:35,360 --> 02:05:39,604
<i>I'm your little heartbreaker
Your little earth shaker</i>

2859
02:05:40,240 --> 02:05:42,891
<i>Don't shake your finger at me</i>

2860
02:05:42,960 --> 02:05:44,371
<i>No, no</i>

2861
02:05:44,440 --> 02:05:48,365
<i>I ain't misbehaving
I don't need your saving</i>

2862
02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:51,603
<i>A little space
is something I need</i>

2863
02:05:52,720 --> 02:05:56,884
<i>I'm not that little darling
I don't beg your pardon</i>

2864
02:05:56,960 --> 02:06:01,887
<i>I'm trouble with a
capital "T" Yeah, yeah</i>

2865
02:06:01,960 --> 02:06:06,363
<i>I'm no angel
There's no stopping me</i>

2866
02:06:07,160 --> 02:06:12,963
Here I come, here I come
here I come...

2867
02:06:13,040 --> 02:06:18,080
<i>Well I'm your bad seed
rising Ain't no use denying</i>

2868
02:06:18,160 --> 02:06:22,768
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2869
02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:26,640
<i>Bad seed rising
ain't no use in crying</i>

2870
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:31,282
<i>I still wear a halo, my Lord</i>

2871
02:06:31,360 --> 02:06:36,400
<i>No use denying, this girl
ain't a good girl no more</i>

2872
02:06:37,160 --> 02:06:40,403
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2873
02:06:42,920 --> 02:06:44,251
<i>Now listen here</i>

2874
02:06:44,320 --> 02:06:48,450
<i>Bless my heart, bless my
soul Like my mama told me so</i>

2875
02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:52,570
<i>Never lie, keep it gold
Always take care of my own</i>

2876
02:06:52,880 --> 02:06:57,363
<i>'Cause they're always looking
They're looking out for me</i>

2877
02:06:58,360 --> 02:07:04,288
Here I come, here I come
here I come...

2878
02:07:04,360 --> 02:07:09,321
<i>Well I'm your bad seed
rising Ain't no use denying</i>

2879
02:07:09,400 --> 02:07:13,962
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2880
02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:17,681
<i>Bad seed rising
ain't no use in crying</i>

2881
02:07:17,760 --> 02:07:22,527
<i>I still wear a halo, my Lord</i>

2882
02:07:22,600 --> 02:07:27,128
<i>No use denying, this girl
ain't a good girl no more</i>

2883
02:07:28,400 --> 02:07:31,643
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2884
02:08:22,440 --> 02:08:28,288
Here I come, here I come
here I come...

2885
02:08:28,960 --> 02:08:31,088
Here <i>I</i> come

2886
02:08:31,160 --> 02:08:37,406
Here I come, here I come
here I come...

2887
02:08:37,520 --> 02:08:39,682
Here <i>I</i> come

2888
02:08:39,760 --> 02:08:45,608
Here I come, here I come
here I come...

2889
02:08:45,680 --> 02:08:47,887
Here <i>I</i> come

2890
02:08:47,960 --> 02:08:51,601
<i>I'm your bad seed rising
ain't no use denying</i>

2891
02:08:51,680 --> 02:08:56,402
<i>This girl
ain't a good girl no more</i>

2892
02:08:56,480 --> 02:09:00,166
<i>Bad seed rising
Ain't no use in lying</i>

2893
02:09:00,240 --> 02:09:04,928
<i>This girl
ain't a good girl no more</i>

2894
02:09:05,000 --> 02:09:08,800
<i>Bad seed rising
Ain't no use in crying</i>

2895
02:09:08,880 --> 02:09:13,408
<i>I still wear a halo my Lord</i>

2896
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:15,164
<i>Ain't no use denying</i>

2897
02:09:15,240 --> 02:09:18,801
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2898
02:09:19,320 --> 02:09:23,041
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2899
02:09:25,520 --> 02:09:27,170
<i>Now listen here</i>

2900
02:09:27,880 --> 02:09:30,645
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2901
02:09:30,720 --> 02:09:32,085
<i>Ain't no use denying</i>

2902
02:09:32,200 --> 02:09:39,800
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2903
02:09:40,760 --> 02:09:44,367
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2904
02:09:45,040 --> 02:09:48,567
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2905
02:09:49,240 --> 02:09:52,722
<i>This girl ain't a good girl
no more</i>

2906
02:09:53,480 --> 02:09:54,811
Finished?

2907
02:09:55,160 --> 02:09:56,207
Yeah.

2908
02:09:56,280 --> 02:09:57,520
Round two?

2909
02:09:58,320 --> 02:09:59,731
All right.

2910
02:10:01,000 --> 02:10:03,480
Don't do that thing
with your thumb again.

2911
02:10:03,680 --> 02:10:05,648
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2912
02:10:07,960 --> 02:10:10,201
I can't believe I said it!
I hate myself for saying it!

2913
02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:11,401
She said it!