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♪ We ♪

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- ♪ We ♪ - ♪ Are the Crystal ♪

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♪ Gems ♪

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♪ We'll always save the day ♪

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Steven: ♪ And if you think

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we can't, we'll ♪

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♪ Always find a way ♪

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♪ That's why the people ♪

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♪ Of this world ♪

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♪ Believe in ♪

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♪ Garnet ♪

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Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪

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Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪

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And Steven!

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Lars: Captain's log...

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I think it's Friday.

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I've ordered Rhodonite to do

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a spectral scan of the system.

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- Hopefully, one of - these asteroids

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Has the Flotanium deposits

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we need to get our

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warp engines back online.

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Hmm.

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[ Grunts ]

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What now, Steven?

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A letter?

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Steven: "Dear Lars, how's space?

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Is it still big?

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- You don't have to - answer that right now.

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This is a letter.

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- Since you're away from home, - I thought I'd fill you in

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- On what's been going - on at Beach City.

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Everyone misses you so much.

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- Since Sadie is busy - with the band,

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No one is around

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to open up the Big Donut."

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[ Sighs ]

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Oh, come on.

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Are they still not open?

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- Ugh. - I know Sadie quit a while ago,

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But why the heck isn't Lars

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here to pick up the slack?

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Uh, Ronaldo,

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Lars is in space.

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[ Laughs ]

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Good one, Steven.

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I needed that.

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You're serious?

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Don't you remember when everyone

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in town was abducted by Gems?

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Mayor Dewey had to give

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all those speeches about it.

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Do you believe everything

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the government tells you?

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I'm the one who

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told the government.

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Wait, what?

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- So that means... - Mm-hmm.

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So Lars

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is really in space?

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Mm-hmm.

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Is he in danger?

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Surrounded by aliens?

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All of the above.

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This is a nightmare.

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I'm the one who should

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be in space!

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Why does Lars get to be whisked

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away into the infinite cosmos

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on an adventure

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of a lifetime?

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It's so ironic

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it hurts my soul.

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[ Sobbing ]

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There, there.

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Morning, Universe.

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Oh, good morning.

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Still not open, huh?

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I guess me and the Big Donut

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have a lot in common now.

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We're both empty inside.

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- Steven: "As far - as local politics,

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- Mayor Dewey - isn't mayor anymore.

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- There was an election - and Nanefua

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Won with her platform

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of working together."

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Nanefua: So we are all

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in agreement, yes?

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In the event of a Gem-related

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emergency,

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everyone should go to

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the newly-designated shelters.

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Me and Garnet can take

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care of food rations.

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Anyone know a good,

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non-perishable brand of chaps?

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You can also put some pizza

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ingredients on ice just in case.

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That's a great idea, Garnet.

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We can ask all the local

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restaurants to pitch in food

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- in case we have - to hide for awhile.

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These all seem like

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great plans,

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but how are you going

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to get in contact

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with everyone when

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there is an emergency?

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This may be a small town,

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but it's a big small town.

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Oh, Mayor Gunga, I could

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drive you around

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while you use the loudspeaker

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to spread the word through town.

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Cheese on bread!

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That's a good idea.

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While Jenny does that, I can

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take to the boardwalk on foot

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and let all the businesses

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know what's up.

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And as soon as we know

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of any impending danger,

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I'll give everyone a call

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on my cellular phone.

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It might be easier if you

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just sent out a mass text.

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What number do I call

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for mass text?

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Pearl, is this your

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first cell phone?

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Maybe.

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Is there anything else we can do

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to beef up the town's security?

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It would be nice if we could

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have some kind of lookout.

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Maybe I'll pick up one of

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the high-powered telescopes

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- for the lighthouse - or something.

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- I volunteer! - I love looking out.

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If I can't be in space,

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then I can at least look at it.

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- Nanefua: - This is beautiful.

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Ronaldo, Greg,

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you're on lookout duty.

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Kiki, Pearl, you are

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in charge of communication.

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Steven, Garnet,

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you call for rations.

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And Jenny and I will spread

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the word about the plan.

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Now everyone is helping

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to make our town safe.

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Everyone except me.

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Aww.

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Oh, you made

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things awkward.

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Steven: "Sadie Killer and the

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Suspects are still going strong.

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They're gearing up for a huge

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show right here in Beach City.

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I hope you can make it back

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in time to see them play."

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And just as the chorus

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is finishing up,

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I'll grab this fake

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but very realistic chainsaw,

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- and then Steven will hit me - with the lights,

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And we'll all scream.

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Aah. Aah.

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And then I'll come out.

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Oogity boogity.

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- I don't think - you get it, Dad.

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We're going for scary scary,

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not ha-ha scary.

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Oh. All right.

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I just wanted to help.

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Did you cut holes

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in my bedsheets?

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- Steven: "Jamie the mailman has - been making a lot of progress

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- Establishing - a local theater scene.

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- He's done a bunch - of one-man shows

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And even started

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teaching improv."

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People of Beach City, are you

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ready to laugh your butts off?

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I am!

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We got a killer lineup

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for you tonight,

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so please welcome

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the Beach City Laugh Guards.

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- Whoo! - Yeah!

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Now all we need to get started

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- is a single word - from the audience.

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Pearl: Steven!

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We do a scene

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about Steven every week.

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Well, I think

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those scenes are good.

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Uh, spaghetti!

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No. No. Uh, car.

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No. That's not good.

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Oh, how about plumber?

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I heard "plumber."

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And now the Beach City Laugh

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Guards will perform a completely

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improvised scene based

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on the word plumber.

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- No. - Do Steven!

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Wait, cats!

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And no more suggestions

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for the rest of the show.

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Thanks for coming out

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on such short notice.

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My sink is clogged.

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Well, looks like we're going

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to need one of these.

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[ Steven laughs ]

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No, no, no. Cut. Stop.

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Notes... Barb, love how you

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set up the scene.

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Amethyst, you don't have

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to "become" a plunger.

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Just pretend to have one.

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Observe and learn.

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Ooh.

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Uh...

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What?

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Wow.

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That's way too confusing.

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You could be holding anything.

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I'm holding a plunger.

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Pearl: Oh.

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- I thought you were holding a - long, skinny submarine sandwich.

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- Steven: Pearl! - Be nice.

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It's obviously

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much more clear

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if you can see

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the actual plunger.

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- She's got a point, - there, dude.

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[ Laughs ] Looks like

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I improved improv.

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Dewey: Did I miss my cue?

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- Oh. - Whatever.

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Hello, ladies.

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It's me, the waiter

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in this restaurant.

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Can I offer you some more worms?

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Blackout.

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It was better

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than last week.

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- Steven: "Anyways, - my dad is still rich

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- Even after buying - that telescope,

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So he's been trying out

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rich people sports.

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He an Garnet have been playing

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tennis on the weekends."

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[ Panting ]

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Garnet, this is a little

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intense for a warm-up.

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Maybe we could try

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a light volley?

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This is light.

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- Being rich - has made you week.

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Oh, hey, tennis.

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Room for one m... Ow!

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Steven: "In other

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sports-related news,

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Beach City Underground Wrestling

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has been intense lately.

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The Marmalade Boys

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fought each other in,

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you guessed it, marmalade.

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The crowd was eating it up,

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but not literally because

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that would be gross.

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Concrete Heat faced off

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against the Wolf of Wall Street

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inside a steel cage,

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and the Good-Looking Gang

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finally lost the Tag-Team Title

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to the Sea Wasp

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and Shark-o-mania.

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- I know you don't - need to eat anymore,

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- But I thought you'd - still be interested

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- In the local french fry scene - in Beach City.

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Peedee started his

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very own food truck.

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- He's not old enough - to drive yet, though,

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So it's kind of just

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another fry stand."

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Hey, Steven.

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What will it be?

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What have you got?

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Well, I deal exclusively

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in tater tots now.

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That's great, Peedee.

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Can I get the bits?

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Uh, why don't you

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try the tots?

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They're the fry

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of the future.

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Do the tots have bits?

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[ Sighs ]

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I'll get you the bits.

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- I like your super-cool truck, - Peedee.

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- I love the giant potato - on the top.

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Oh, thanks. It actually used

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to be the Mayor Mobile.

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- I just painted over - Mayor Dewey's head.

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It's a good thing that his head

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was so big and lumpy.

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Yeah.

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- The new city board practically - just gave it to me, too.

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It's like they wanted nothing

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to do with it anymore.

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- Everything has been - pretty great for me

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Since Nanefua became mayor.

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Oh, no.

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All right.

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I got the bits.

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Steven?

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[ Sighs ]

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Mayor Dewey, wait!

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You know, Universe,

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seeing my old Mayor Mobile

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turned into a giant potato

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made me realize that nothing

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is like it used to be.

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My old life, my old town,

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my old citizens,

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they've all changed.

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They've all outgrown me,

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I suppose.

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- Well, of course - everyone is changing.

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- Nothing can stay - the same forever.

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You know what I miss the most

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about being the mayor?

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The little things, getting

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dressed and ready for work,

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walking down the boardwalk

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seeing everyone's

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smiling faces, yes.

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Knowing I had a place

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in this town.

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I used to look forward

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to it every day,

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- just like the people - of this town

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Used to look forward

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to their morning donut.

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I guess these days no one

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gets what they want.

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Wait a second.

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I have an idea.

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"And so Mayor Dewey started

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working at the Big Donut.

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- It seemed as if - the entire town showed up

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For the grand reopening.

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The whole thing filled Mr. Dewey

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with a new sense of purpose.

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He's really changing

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things up, too.

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- Well, not really, - but he is naming

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All the donuts after himself."

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Next in line, please.

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I'll have a regular glazed.

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One Classic Dewey

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coming up.

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And how about a freshly fried

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Dewey Roll on the house?

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Take it easy, Billy.

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- You're going to go - out of business.

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- Ha ha! - You're cute.

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Steven: "But there is one donut

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that's not named after Dewey.

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He let me name

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a donut after you.

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It's a pink donut

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with pink sprinkles.

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I call it the Pink Lars.

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Even though you're in space,

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there's still a part of you here

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in sweet, delicious donut form.

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You got to try one

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when you get back.

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Anyway, hope this letter

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finds you in good spirits.

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Love, Steven."

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I appreciate the letter,

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but why did you write this

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if you were just going to tell

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me everything in person anyway?

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- Sometimes - it's nice to be read to.

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You realize I don't know who

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half of these people are, right?

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Like, who the heck is Peridot?

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Someone who misses you

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every day, I think.

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You know what?

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You haven't met before.

401
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- I'll have to introduce you - when you get back to Earth.

402
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Huh.

403
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Thanks for the letter, Steven.

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♪♪

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♪♪