♪ We ♪
- ♪ We ♪ - ♪ Are the Crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
Steven: ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
Lars: Captain's log...
I think it's Friday.
I've ordered Rhodonite to do
a spectral scan of the system.
- Hopefully, one of - these asteroids
Has the Flotanium deposits
we need to get our
warp engines back online.
Hmm.
[ Grunts ]
What now, Steven?
A letter?
Steven: "Dear Lars, how's space?
Is it still big?
- You don't have to - answer that right now.
This is a letter.
- Since you're away from home, - I thought I'd fill you in
- On what's been going - on at Beach City.
Everyone misses you so much.
- Since Sadie is busy - with the band,
No one is around
to open up the Big Donut."
[ Sighs ]
Oh, come on.
Are they still not open?
- Ugh. - I know Sadie quit a while ago,
But why the heck isn't Lars
here to pick up the slack?
Uh, Ronaldo,
Lars is in space.
[ Laughs ]
Good one, Steven.
I needed that.
You're serious?
Don't you remember when everyone
in town was abducted by Gems?
Mayor Dewey had to give
all those speeches about it.
Do you believe everything
the government tells you?
I'm the one who
told the government.
Wait, what?
- So that means... - Mm-hmm.
So Lars
is really in space?
Mm-hmm.
Is he in danger?
Surrounded by aliens?
All of the above.
This is a nightmare.
I'm the one who should
be in space!
Why does Lars get to be whisked
away into the infinite cosmos
on an adventure
of a lifetime?
It's so ironic
it hurts my soul.
[ Sobbing ]
There, there.
Morning, Universe.
Oh, good morning.
Still not open, huh?
I guess me and the Big Donut
have a lot in common now.
We're both empty inside.
- Steven: "As far - as local politics,
- Mayor Dewey - isn't mayor anymore.
- There was an election - and Nanefua
Won with her platform
of working together."
Nanefua: So we are all
in agreement, yes?
In the event of a Gem-related
emergency,
everyone should go to
the newly-designated shelters.
Me and Garnet can take
care of food rations.
Anyone know a good,
non-perishable brand of chaps?
You can also put some pizza
ingredients on ice just in case.
That's a great idea, Garnet.
We can ask all the local
restaurants to pitch in food
- in case we have - to hide for awhile.
These all seem like
great plans,
but how are you going
to get in contact
with everyone when
there is an emergency?
This may be a small town,
but it's a big small town.
Oh, Mayor Gunga, I could
drive you around
while you use the loudspeaker
to spread the word through town.
Cheese on bread!
That's a good idea.
While Jenny does that, I can
take to the boardwalk on foot
and let all the businesses
know what's up.
And as soon as we know
of any impending danger,
I'll give everyone a call
on my cellular phone.
It might be easier if you
just sent out a mass text.
What number do I call
for mass text?
Pearl, is this your
first cell phone?
Maybe.
Is there anything else we can do
to beef up the town's security?
It would be nice if we could
have some kind of lookout.
Maybe I'll pick up one of
the high-powered telescopes
- for the lighthouse - or something.
- I volunteer! - I love looking out.
If I can't be in space,
then I can at least look at it.
- Nanefua: - This is beautiful.
Ronaldo, Greg,
you're on lookout duty.
Kiki, Pearl, you are
in charge of communication.
Steven, Garnet,
you call for rations.
And Jenny and I will spread
the word about the plan.
Now everyone is helping
to make our town safe.
Everyone except me.
Aww.
Oh, you made
things awkward.
Steven: "Sadie Killer and the
Suspects are still going strong.
They're gearing up for a huge
show right here in Beach City.
I hope you can make it back
in time to see them play."
And just as the chorus
is finishing up,
I'll grab this fake
but very realistic chainsaw,
- and then Steven will hit me - with the lights,
And we'll all scream.
Aah. Aah.
And then I'll come out.
Oogity boogity.
- I don't think - you get it, Dad.
We're going for scary scary,
not ha-ha scary.
Oh. All right.
I just wanted to help.
Did you cut holes
in my bedsheets?
- Steven: "Jamie the mailman has - been making a lot of progress
- Establishing - a local theater scene.
- He's done a bunch - of one-man shows
And even started
teaching improv."
People of Beach City, are you
ready to laugh your butts off?
I am!
We got a killer lineup
for you tonight,
so please welcome
the Beach City Laugh Guards.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
Now all we need to get started
- is a single word - from the audience.
Pearl: Steven!
We do a scene
about Steven every week.
Well, I think
those scenes are good.
Uh, spaghetti!
No. No. Uh, car.
No. That's not good.
Oh, how about plumber?
I heard "plumber."
And now the Beach City Laugh
Guards will perform a completely
improvised scene based
on the word plumber.
- No. - Do Steven!
Wait, cats!
And no more suggestions
for the rest of the show.
Thanks for coming out
on such short notice.
My sink is clogged.
Well, looks like we're going
to need one of these.
[ Steven laughs ]
No, no, no. Cut. Stop.
Notes... Barb, love how you
set up the scene.
Amethyst, you don't have
to "become" a plunger.
Just pretend to have one.
Observe and learn.
Ah...
Ooh.
Uh...
What?
Wow.
That's way too confusing.
You could be holding anything.
I'm holding a plunger.
Pearl: Oh.
- I thought you were holding a - long, skinny submarine sandwich.
- Steven: Pearl! - Be nice.
It's obviously
much more clear
if you can see
the actual plunger.
- She's got a point, - there, dude.
[ Laughs ] Looks like
I improved improv.
Dewey: Did I miss my cue?
- Oh. - Whatever.
Hello, ladies.
It's me, the waiter
in this restaurant.
Can I offer you some more worms?
Blackout.
It was better
than last week.
- Steven: "Anyways, - my dad is still rich
- Even after buying - that telescope,
So he's been trying out
rich people sports.
He an Garnet have been playing
tennis on the weekends."
[ Panting ]
Garnet, this is a little
intense for a warm-up.
Maybe we could try
a light volley?
This is light.
- Being rich - has made you week.
Oh, hey, tennis.
Room for one m... Ow!
Steven: "In other
sports-related news,
Beach City Underground Wrestling
has been intense lately.
The Marmalade Boys
fought each other in,
you guessed it, marmalade.
The crowd was eating it up,
but not literally because
that would be gross.
Concrete Heat faced off
against the Wolf of Wall Street
inside a steel cage,
and the Good-Looking Gang
finally lost the Tag-Team Title
to the Sea Wasp
and Shark-o-mania.
- I know you don't - need to eat anymore,
- But I thought you'd - still be interested
- In the local french fry scene - in Beach City.
Peedee started his
very own food truck.
- He's not old enough - to drive yet, though,
So it's kind of just
another fry stand."
Hey, Steven.
What will it be?
What have you got?
Well, I deal exclusively
in tater tots now.
That's great, Peedee.
Can I get the bits?
Uh, why don't you
try the tots?
They're the fry
of the future.
Do the tots have bits?
[ Sighs ]
I'll get you the bits.
- I like your super-cool truck, - Peedee.
- I love the giant potato - on the top.
Oh, thanks. It actually used
to be the Mayor Mobile.
- I just painted over - Mayor Dewey's head.
It's a good thing that his head
was so big and lumpy.
Yeah.
- The new city board practically - just gave it to me, too.
It's like they wanted nothing
to do with it anymore.
- Everything has been - pretty great for me
Since Nanefua became mayor.
Oh, no.
All right.
I got the bits.
Steven?
[ Sighs ]
Mayor Dewey, wait!
You know, Universe,
seeing my old Mayor Mobile
turned into a giant potato
made me realize that nothing
is like it used to be.
My old life, my old town,
my old citizens,
they've all changed.
They've all outgrown me,
I suppose.
- Well, of course - everyone is changing.
- Nothing can stay - the same forever.
You know what I miss the most
about being the mayor?
The little things, getting
dressed and ready for work,
walking down the boardwalk
seeing everyone's
smiling faces, yes.
Knowing I had a place
in this town.
I used to look forward
to it every day,
- just like the people - of this town
Used to look forward
to their morning donut.
I guess these days no one
gets what they want.
Wait a second.
I have an idea.
"And so Mayor Dewey started
working at the Big Donut.
- It seemed as if - the entire town showed up
For the grand reopening.
The whole thing filled Mr. Dewey
with a new sense of purpose.
He's really changing
things up, too.
- Well, not really, - but he is naming
All the donuts after himself."
Next in line, please.
I'll have a regular glazed.
One Classic Dewey
coming up.
And how about a freshly fried
Dewey Roll on the house?
Take it easy, Billy.
- You're going to go - out of business.
- Ha ha! - You're cute.
Steven: "But there is one donut
that's not named after Dewey.
He let me name
a donut after you.
It's a pink donut
with pink sprinkles.
I call it the Pink Lars.
Even though you're in space,
there's still a part of you here
in sweet, delicious donut form.
You got to try one
when you get back.
Anyway, hope this letter
finds you in good spirits.
Love, Steven."
I appreciate the letter,
but why did you write this
if you were just going to tell
me everything in person anyway?
- Sometimes - it's nice to be read to.
You realize I don't know who
half of these people are, right?
Like, who the heck is Peridot?
Someone who misses you
every day, I think.
You know what?
You haven't met before.
- I'll have to introduce you - when you get back to Earth.
Huh.
Thanks for the letter, Steven.
♪♪