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(GEAR SHIFT CRANKS)
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(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
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(DOOR SQUEAKS)
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Sorry about the hiccup, folks.
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Won't be long.
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You got five minutes.
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JIMMY: Howdy, folks!
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Can someone tell me
if Mrs. Alma May Urbano
is on board?
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Alma May Urbano?
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There you are!
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Hello, dear.
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Very good to meet you.
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My name's Jimmy.
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I tried to visit
you at Sandpiper,
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but they wouldn't allow me to.
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Hey, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
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I saw your bus broken down.
Here you are! Lucky me!
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Do you prefer to be called
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Mrs. Urbano or Alma May
or just plain Alma?
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My last name is McGill,
but you can call me Jimmy.
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Hey, everyone.
My name's Jimmy McGill,
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I'm an attorney at law. But...
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Don't mind me.
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Just talk amongst yourselves.
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Now, Alma May,
do you recall responding
to a mailer from my law firm,
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Davis & Main of
Santa Fe, New Mexico?
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I... I don't know.
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We were looking to help
any Sandpiper residents
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who may have been
overcharged for
basic goods and services.
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Now, does that ring a bell?
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Oh! Maybe. Was it yellow?
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It's canary yellow.
I picked that color myself!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, ma'am, I'm here
to make sure you
get your money back.
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What're you talking about?
Who took Alma May's money?
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Uh, well,
that's a very good question.
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And thank you for asking,
Mister...
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Amos. Amos Lydecker.
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Mr. Lydecker, Jimmy McGill.
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Now, nobody took
anybody's money, exactly.
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Okay? It's not like
the Sandpiper people,
you know,
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put on a ski mask and mugged
Alma May here at gunpoint.
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So, I want you to
put that mental image
right out of your head.
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See, what we're talking
about here
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is more of a...
It's just a discrepancy.
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It's just a little thing.
It's fairly innocent.
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But, we need to fix it.
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You follow me?
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Well, put it this way.
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Alma May, let's say
you're out on a date
with your boyfriend.
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You do have a boyfriend,
right?
(LAUGHTER)
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Ah! You don't? Come on!
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Alma May's holding out on me.
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(SIGHS)
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Do you have a nephew?
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Nephew? Oh, yes. Steve.
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Okay, Steve,
is he a good guy?
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(CHUCKLES)
Yes, very good.
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Okay.
So let's say you and Steve
go out to dinner at,
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well, Birdie's.
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That's where you're
all headed today, right?
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(ALL AGREEING)
All right.
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So, both of you
have a great meal.
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Chicken fried steak
and green beans,
and it's all perfect.
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Here comes the check...
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"Hey, wait a dog-gone,
24 bucks for a side of
buttermilk biscuits?"
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That doesn't sound
right now, does it?
ALL: No.
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No, it does not.
It sounds like something
got added up wrong.
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Well naturally,
you send your nephew, Steve,
to talk to the manager.
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And naturally,
the manager corrects
the mistake.
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And what's more,
he gives you a coupon
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for a free meal
next time you come in.
How about that!
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(ALL MURMURING)
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Well, that same kind of thing
is what happened at
Sandpiper Crossing.
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(SIGHS)
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And nothing makes me sadder
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than to see people
of the Greatest Generation,
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people like my
own Nana and Bobo,
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getting overcharged
by some great big company.
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Even if it was an accident.
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(ALL MURMUR)
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Now, I know that
the good people
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at Sandpiper want
to make this right.
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Sooner or later.
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But you know what?
Well, sometimes,
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it's just easier
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if you get your nephew, Steve,
to go take care of it for you.
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And that's how I
want you to think of me.
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Georgiana.
Hey there, Georgie Girl.
Thank you.
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Oh! It's all there,
everything I need.
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Thank you so much.
Enjoy your lunch.
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Alma May. You did it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
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Thank you, Henry.
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All right. Hey, Sue...
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Okay.
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Beautiful penmanship!
A lost art...
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Schweikart and Cokely
are pursuing an
aggressive strategy,
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but looking at
the relevant case law,
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I don't think
it's going to play with
this magistrate judge.
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I've read over
a dozen of her rulings,
all of which
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have sided with the plaintiff
on cases like this.
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I've included a memo to that
effect in today's materials,
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which you can
peruse at your leisure.
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Thanks, Erin.
How about we move on
to client outreach?
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Jimmy?
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You still with us?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
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I'm going to save you
from having to brag.
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Over 200 new Sandpiper
clients signed over the
past three weeks.
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Well done, Jimmy.
Thank you.
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Thanks, Cliff.
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Uh, right now,
we're in the process
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of mapping out
the entire Southwest,
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targeting the largest
Sandpiper facilities first.
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Phoenix, Colorado Springs,
Fort Worth, Provo.
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That's just for starters.
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Ideally, my goal,
another 200
by the end of the month.
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With this many folks,
we have an excellent shot
at a solid batch
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of plaintiffs for the classes
in each district.
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Excellent. Look forward
to the next report.
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On to a stickier wicket,
coordinating actions.
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Um, sorry.
Before we move on.
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I'd like to go back
to client outreach,
just for a moment.
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(SIGHS) Looking over
these numbers, here.
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Really astonishing results,
Jimmy. Incredible.
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Your last trip to Amarillo,
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you came back
with 22 new clients?
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Twenty-four.
Twenty-four.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm confused.
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Um, how many people
out there actually
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responded to
our direct mailer?
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One.
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Hmm. Oh, right, yeah.
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A Mars Alma May Urbano.
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But you got 24 new clients
from this one response?
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That is... (CHUCKLES)
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Wow!
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Well, you're welcome.
I mean, what,
is there a problem?
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Well, might not some parties,
the opposing counsel
for example,
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see this differential
and conclude that
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there may have been some
solicitation involved?
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I did not solicit.
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I'm just wondering
how you account for
your success.
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Because it will definitely
raise eyebrows over at
Schweikart and Cokely.
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I'm sorry, but it will.
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Particularly in a case
involving seniors
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for whom
the ethical guidelines
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on solicitation were
virtually created
by the ABA.
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Chuck, I'm sure that...
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Jimmy,
if you could clear this up
that would be helpful.
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I went to Amarillo to
confer with the client
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and to make sure that
we had a solid
good-faith basis
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for our case there.
Overall.
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As many of you are aware,
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I've visited more than
my share of retirement homes.
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These are
close-knit communities.
Let me tell you,
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word gets around real fast.
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Dorothy in Phase 2
gets a new Rascal Scooter,
well, it's big news.
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So these other 23 residents,
they approached you?
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Cliff, they heard
the scuttlebutt before
I crossed state lines.
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And I certainly
didn't have to go
knockin' on any doors.
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And is it any surprise
that they wanna
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speak with
the guy who was there
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to show them they may have
money coming their way?
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I gotta tell ya,
with all that in mind,
I should've done better.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Makes sense. Howard?
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Chuck?
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We good to move on?
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CLIFF: And, Chuck,
not incidentally,
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it is absolutely vital
that we dot our I's
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and cross our T's here.
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Invaluable. So, thank you.
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The price of excellence
is eternal vigilance.
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Indeed.
(CHUCKLES)
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HOWARD: Coordination.
I believe that's
where we left off.
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That's right.
Brian, this is your thing,
so why don't you take this?
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Sure. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Considering the dimensions
of these cases,
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taken together
and individually,
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it makes sense to
designate someone
to handle the scheduling.
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What I'm proposing
is that we create
a small team at D&M
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dedicated specifically
to coordinating
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all elements of the
individual actions.
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We'll loop in HHM
when anything...
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Brian. I'm sorry.
Excuse me for interrupting.
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I just want to say that
I take Chuck's point.
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I do.
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I mean, this is like a
"wife of Caesar" type thing.
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There can't even be
a hint of solicitation,
so I'm gonna pull back.
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No more meet-and-greets
at Sandpiper facilities.
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I'll find another way
to proceed.
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CLIFF: Well, Jimmy,
we'll leave that up to you.
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You know, client outreach
is your department.
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BRIAN: Uh, where was I?
Okay, right.
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If we have a more
consolidated nerve center
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here in New Mexico,
where the...
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Hey, Kim, where can
I get a copy of that
Neiderman deposition?
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I've got an extra
Neiderman, Jimmy.
You can have one of mine.
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Oh, wow, thanks, Erin.
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No worries.
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Shoot.
Where did I put that?
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Thanks that's...
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Man, can you believe
Chuck in there?
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I mean, Jesus.
Solicitation?
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Let me tell you,
when we were
building this case,
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I was chasing down
eighty-year-old
mall walkers.
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That was solicitation!
But did he say "boo"?
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Bullshit, he did!
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What happened in Texas?
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Nothing. I did my job.
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You didn't do a song
and dance in the day room
for the old-timers?
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No! No.
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Not in the day room.
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Jimmy, you know solicitation
can get you disbarred.
This matters.
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Well, here's what
I think matters,
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twenty-four senior citizens
now have representation.
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Before I went
they didn't even know
they were getting ripped off.
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Now they have us
in their corner.
How is that not a win?
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You said in there
you'd find another way.
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Did you mean it?
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Sure. Absolutely.
(SCOFFS)
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Look, I...
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I need you to understand
something very critical here.
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Shoot.
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I put myself on
the line to get you this job.
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(SIGHS) Okay.
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I thought it was because
I'm sensational with
old people.
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Yeah,
and who do you think
told them that?
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So what
you threw me a bone?
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No. Asshole.
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You know
I believe in you.
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But then I made my
beliefs known to them.
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Now everything you do
reflects back on me.
With Howard.
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Because ultimately,
I talked him into
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going out on
a limb for you, too.
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Do you understand?
It's, it's my word.
It's my judgment.
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Yeah.
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You and I both know
you can do this job.
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But please,
you just have to do it right.
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00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,397
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
243
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,234
Well...
244
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:54,105
You wanna make sure
you put in the batteries
the right way.
245
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,074
Or it won't work.
246
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,343
Then you close him up.
247
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,978
And...
248
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,012
I think...
249
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:04,082
I think
you're good to go,
young lady.
250
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:08,153
Why don't you give
his foot a squeeze?
251
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,921
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
(LAUGHING)
252
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,123
(LAUGHS)
253
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,993
KAYLEE: He's funny!
254
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,961
Oh, darling...
255
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,965
KAYLEE:
I think I'll name you...
256
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,735
Mr. Snuggles.
257
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,638
Are you hungry?
258
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,140
KAYLEE: I'm gonna get you
some mashed potatoes.
259
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,377
That should get you
through to next month.
260
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,046
Mike, thank you.
(VEHICLE PASSES)
261
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,148
But you shouldn't
feel that you need to...
262
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,417
Too late.
263
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,721
(KAYLEE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
264
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,624
Something up?
265
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,893
Feels like something's up.
266
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:52,030
No. It's...
I didn't get much sleep.
267
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,565
My head's...
268
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,065
I'm sorry.
269
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,036
You tell me
it's none of my business,
I'll drop it.
270
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,637
I don't want you to worry.
271
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,673
Not the worrying kind.
272
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,308
(SIGHS)
273
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,879
Last two nights,
I heard gunshots.
274
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:12,016
First night,
they were maybe a block
or two over. Woke me up.
275
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,751
My first thought
was firecrackers,
276
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,720
I mean, that's what I
assumed at the time.
277
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,421
But then last night...
278
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,958
There's no mistaking it.
There was three of them.
They were quick.
279
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,960
Pop, pop, pop Closer.
280
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,230
(WHISPERING)
It was like they were
right outside the house.
281
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,598
You call the cops?
282
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,398
(NORMAL VOICE) Yeah.
283
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,533
Took 'em over
an hour to get here,
284
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,435
then they looked around
for a whole two minutes.
285
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,072
But by then, of course,
there was nothing to see.
286
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,174
(KAYLEE LAUGHS)
287
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,175
I'm staying here tonight.
288
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,277
No, Mike.
No, that's not necessary.
289
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,713
It is not a problem.
I'll take the couch.
290
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,984
Mike, you asked,
so I answered.
291
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,554
Please, don't make me sorry
I told you.
292
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,157
(TOY PIG WHIRRING)
293
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,527
Kaylee, come, hmm?
294
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,463
Get your supper.
295
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,302
(SIGHS)
296
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,281
(SIGHS)
297
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,983
What about Colorado Springs?
298
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,051
Um...
299
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,221
Two hundred
and eighty-three residents,
and...
300
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,389
We sent out 283 mailers.
301
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:28,126
Yeah, and how many
response cards came back?
302
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,627
Zero.
303
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,062
Zero?
304
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,831
(SIGHS)
305
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,934
Son of a bitch.
306
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,202
Dana, Toni.
Have a good one.
307
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,871
You too, Mr. Main.
308
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:43,241
Cliff, uh,
can I have a second?
309
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,042
What's up?
310
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,944
Uh, it's those
Sandpiper mailers.
311
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:50,014
We should be getting
responses of like 12 to 15%.
312
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,716
But we're
getting ones and twos.
313
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,351
In Colorado Springs, zero.
314
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,253
Wow!
How can that be?
315
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,454
(SIGHS)
I'm thinking it's the staff.
316
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,023
They're tossing the mailers
before they can
reach the residents.
317
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,493
Maybe they got told
to do it by the Sandpiper
front office.
318
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,029
Which would be
actionable as hell.
319
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,698
If we could prove it.
320
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,799
Big "if."
321
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,101
And to do so would take more
manpower than I can spare.
322
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,171
For now,
let's just stick with getting
those client numbers up.
323
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,573
Guess you'd better
think of another way.
324
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,308
I think I got it.
325
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,844
TV commercial.
Highly targeted.
326
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:24,115
Let me tell you,
at Sandpiper,
the trains run on time.
327
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,117
Mussolini would be proud.
328
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,052
Every one
I've visited so far,
329
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,520
same exact schedule.
330
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,788
10:00 a.m., water aerobics,
331
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,824
2:00 p.m., line dancing.
So on, and so forth.
332
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,227
They always leave 3:00 p.m.
to 4:00 p.m. free.
333
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,628
Why? Murder, She Wrote.
334
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,898
(CHUCKLES)
It's been in syndication
since, like, the 1850s.
335
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,266
And let me tell you,
when that thing comes on?
336
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:46,037
It draws the blue-hairs
like moths to a bug zapper.
(LAUGHS)
337
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,474
3:14 p.m., end of
the first act cliff-hanger.
338
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:54,212
First commercial up,
Davis & Main.
Guaranteed eyeballs.
339
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:54,679
Lots of 'em.
340
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,481
There's nothing
Sandpiper can do about that.
341
00:16:56,483 --> 00:17:00,718
We ran a commercial
a few years back,
another class action case.
342
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,589
Kind of a new thing for us.
It's not exactly my go-to,
343
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,158
but generally speaking,
I'm open to it.
344
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,260
We will talk next week.
345
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,497
Great! Safe travels.
346
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,333
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
347
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,606
(VCR WHIRRING)
348
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,814
(TONE PLAYS)
349
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,188
(MALE ANNOUNCER READING)
350
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,361
Mesothelioma is
a rare lung disease
351
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,997
usually associated with
exposure to asbestos,
352
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,698
a known human carcinogen.
353
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,034
Long-term inhalation
of asbestos fibers
354
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,702
can cause serious
or fatal illnesses
355
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,640
including
malignant lung cancer,
mesothelioma and asbestosis.
356
00:17:55,642 --> 00:18:00,244
I remember they worked
real hard to get that
just right.
357
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,846
To get what just right?
358
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,115
OMAR: Oh, the swirl.
359
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:08,052
They wanted it
kind of nebulous,
but not too nebulous.
360
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,620
Then there was
the issue of the speed.
361
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,591
I remember there were a lot
of meetings about that.
362
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,459
I'll bet.
363
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:19,897
For your free consultation,
call Davis & Main
at 505-242-7700.
364
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,901
That's 505-242-7700.
365
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,604
(SIGHS)
366
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,807
Cliff signed off on this?
367
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,443
The partners were very happy.
368
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,779
What do you think?
369
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,880
I think...
370
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,550
Whatever happened
to showmanship?
371
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,823
Yo. Check it out.
372
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,159
Ricola!
373
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,327
Ricola!
374
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:49,861
JIMMY: Hey!
375
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,263
Would you two ass-clowns
act like the professionals
376
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,665
your parents are
paying for you to become?
377
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,269
This happens to
be very valuable.
378
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,404
Yeah?
What is it?
379
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,074
This one is
the Alpine Shepherd Boy.
380
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,575
It's for her nephew.
So, come on.
381
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,880
Join me. Production meeting.
Bring it in. All right.
382
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,716
Now look, teamwork
makes the dream work.
383
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,319
Together,
we can make something,
dare I say it, bravura.
384
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,322
And this is
a golden opportunity,
especially for you guys,
385
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,991
'cause it's gonna play
all around the Southwest.
386
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,859
So, who knows what
it could lead to?
387
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,928
Better lead
to 100 bucks each.
388
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,363
What is it with you
and money?
389
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,097
Saving up for a VX2000.
390
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:30,868
Hey! Pop quiz.
What do we three have
in common with the greats?
391
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,872
Welles, Fellini, Bergman.
The biggies.
392
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:35,540
What?
393
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:39,177
All three of them,
to a man, worked in
the highly lucrative,
394
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,280
creatively rewarding field,
of advertising.
395
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,448
And tonight, we join them.
396
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,684
This is heady stuff, right?
397
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,287
Okay. So, pay attention.
398
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,790
We open on granny,
and she is rocking.
399
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,560
So she's back and forth...
400
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,529
Just very back and forth.
401
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:05,436
And then,
very slowly and smoothly,
the camera, uh...
402
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,339
Moves towards...
Dolly?
403
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,408
A dolly. Good, yeah.
404
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,442
You see a dolly here?
405
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,377
You guys
didn't bring a dolly?
406
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,112
Nope. No dolly.
407
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,380
You didn't ask for a dolly.
408
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,982
Gotta ask, dude.
Dolly's extra.
409
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,183
It's true.
410
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,520
Okay. No dolly. Um.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
411
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,523
We will improvise then.
412
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,290
Stay with me.
413
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,694
She's rocking,
she's shivering,
414
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:36,267
she's clutching at
a tattered shawl.
415
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:36,968
(SHUDDERED BREATHING)
416
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:41,138
They turned
the heat off on her,
these evil bastards.
417
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:41,973
(CHUCKLES)
418
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,475
She's cold and hungry,
she's friendless.
419
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,579
This is
heart-rending stuff, man.
420
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,247
(SIGHS)
421
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:53,851
Okay. It's a one-er.
And it's shot in
glorious black and white.
422
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,386
We can do that, right?
423
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,887
Yeah.
424
00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:02,493
So, that's it?
Old lady in a chair?
That's your commercial?
425
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,694
(WHIRRING)
426
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,997
Does anybody like you?
427
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:06,864
(WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)
428
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:11,302
I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. McGill!
429
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,340
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
430
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,579
(CHAIR MOTOR THUDS)
431
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,148
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
432
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:49,607
(STATIC)
433
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,808
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
434
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,678
It wasn't exactly
set because Perez
wasn't back up in time.
435
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,282
Low ball.
Strike one out right now.
Dale Carey at the plate.
436
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,117
Perez at first base.
437
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,421
3-2.
Bottom of the ninth inning.
438
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,290
And the pitch.
Perez is going...
439
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:09,660
And it's over left,
third baseman Nick Johnson.
440
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,862
Perez goes into third,
he slides, safe!
441
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,465
Perez gets all
the way around the bases.
442
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,535
Perez to third base.
Dale Carey still at first.
443
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:23,040
Looking to get to second.
But he'll stay at first.
A great play.
444
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,377
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
445
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,583
(SIGHS)
446
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,095
(SIGHS)
447
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,099
(DISTANT THUD)
448
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:54,905
(DISTANT THUD)
449
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,948
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
450
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,953
(DISTANT THUD)
451
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,157
(DISTANT THUD)
452
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,729
(DISTANT THUD)
453
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,705
(NEWSPAPER THUDS)
454
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,810
(NEWSPAPER THUDS)
455
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,716
(NEWSPAPER THUDS)
456
00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:47,191
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
457
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,766
(ENGINE STARTS)
458
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,040
MIKE: Morning.
459
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,913
(BELL DINGING IN DISTANCE)
460
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,083
(SIGHS)
461
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,226
(CELLPHONE RINGS)
462
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,528
(SIGHS)
463
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:30,901
(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
464
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,804
Hey, honey,
what's happening?
465
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,739
What's wrong?
466
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:38,509
What happened?
467
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,812
(ENGINE REVS)
468
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,285
(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
469
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,390
Where's Kaylee?
She's at school.
470
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,326
She's fine,
she doesn't know about it.
471
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:56,760
Are you all right?
472
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:59,163
Let me show you.
473
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,567
It's up,
it's up there.
474
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:07,104
You see it?
It's right up there.
475
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:11,041
You see that?
You see the shape of it?
476
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,376
(PANTING)
477
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:13,677
You do see it, right?
478
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,446
I see it.
479
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,449
What time did
you hear the shots?
480
00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:21,151
2:13 this morning.
I looked at the clock.
481
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:24,121
It was three of them,
It was exactly like last time.
482
00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:25,856
And you didn't call
the police? Or did you?
483
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,826
No. I...
What's the point?
484
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:32,796
Um...
485
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,866
I'm thinking
outside the box, but...
486
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:39,703
Do you think
maybe it's possible
that you dreamed it?
487
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:40,471
It happens sometimes.
488
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:45,809
I didn't dream it, Mike,
because I didn't sleep
a wink last night.
489
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:46,710
That came from a bullet.
490
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,512
I mean,
it must have, it wasn't there
491
00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:50,414
before last night,
I promise you that.
492
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:51,916
And I,
I don't know what to...
493
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,551
Okay.
494
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:55,019
Okay.
495
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,787
Jesus.
496
00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,558
I mean, I was here.
I was here and you weren't.
497
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,760
I believe you.
498
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,528
(SNIFFLES)
499
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,597
I believe you.
500
00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:11,702
All right. (SIGHS)
501
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:17,007
That's it.
We're getting you and Kaylee
out of this house.
502
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,976
End of story.
503
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,846
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
504
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,550
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
505
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,800
You ever wonder
about these things?
506
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:43,500
JIMMY: What things?
507
00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:46,170
This. Like,
what's the story with these?
508
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:50,841
Who was it who first said,
"Hey, I know,
a big bowl of balls!"
509
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:54,178
I don't know.
They came with the place.
510
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:54,845
No shit.
511
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:57,381
They're in every corporate
apartment in the world.
512
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:58,616
They're like the
Gideon Bible.
513
00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:02,786
Hey. Don't be jealous
of my big bowl of balls.
It's unbecoming.
514
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,522
Why do they all have
to have empty vases?
515
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:09,426
Well, it's the law.
Plus, it's a metaphor.
516
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:13,664
I gotta say,
I will miss the nail salon's
vibrating chairs.
517
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:17,167
For you, I can make any chair
in this place vibrate.
518
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,770
(SCOFFS)
You ready for this?
519
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,271
(VCR WHIRS)
520
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,773
Okay, here it goes.
521
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,642
You're 86 years old,
you're a resident
522
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,310
of Sandpiper,
Colorado Springs.
523
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,947
You just finished
your afternoon snack,
lime Jell-O.
524
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:30,581
Lime. Got it.
525
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,484
You're in the day room,
you're watching your
favorite TV program.
526
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:37,388
And what's this?
There's been another
murder in Cabot Cove?
527
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:37,988
No!
Yes!
528
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,323
The sheriff is
in over his head.
529
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,126
And once again,
Jessica Fletcher
has to put aside the novel
530
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:44,695
she's been writing,
and assist law enforcement.
531
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:48,632
Shocker! The killer
left behind a cryptogram.
532
00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:50,701
And commercial.
533
00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:52,970
(SIGHS)
534
00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:58,809
(BEEP)
535
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:03,247
WOMAN: (ON TV) My husband
and I scrimped and saved
for so many years.
536
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,249
We did our best to
build a nest egg,
537
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:08,085
so that we wouldn't be
a burden to our family.
538
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:13,123
After Ronald passed,
I moved to an assisted
living facility.
539
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:13,724
A nice place.
540
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,794
They told me
they'd take care of
everything. But...
541
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:20,397
Then one day,
they said all my money
was gone.
542
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:25,803
How could that be?
Where did it all go?
543
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,871
That's not
a real tear is it?
544
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:28,472
It's Visine.
545
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,040
JIMMY: (ON TV)
If you or a loved one
is a resident
546
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,175
of a Sandpiper
Crossing facility
547
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,411
or other associated
retirement community,
you may be eligible
548
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,314
to receive compensation.
For a free consultation,
549
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:43,353
call the law offices of
Davis & Main at 505-242-7700.
550
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:47,691
That's 505-242-7700.
551
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,596
(SIGHS) Well?
552
00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:54,965
You made that?
553
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,000
With some film students?
554
00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:58,469
I directed.
555
00:28:58,471 --> 00:29:01,972
It looks professional.
(CHUCKLES)
556
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:03,607
And?
557
00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:07,678
And if I were an 86-year-old
Sandpiper resident,
558
00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:09,546
I'd be dialing.
559
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:11,749
Yes! Up top.
(REMOTE THUDS)
560
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,885
And all made in accordance
with the rules and regulations
561
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:18,388
of the American
Bar Association.
562
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,923
Good.
563
00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:27,965
I can 't believe
Davis & Main went for it.
564
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,200
Well, I'm in charge
of the department.
565
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,635
Yeah,
but still you know...
566
00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:35,005
Cliff Main
was fine with this.
(CHUCKLES)
567
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,174
Why wouldn't he be?
568
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,743
No, it's...
No, It's fantastic!
569
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:43,213
Let's celebrate.
I'm getting more wine.
You want some?
570
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,182
Absolutely.
571
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,118
(SIGHS)
572
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:52,689
(TELEPHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE)
573
00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:58,562
(SIGHS)
574
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:06,003
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
575
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,394
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
576
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,005
(SIGHS)
577
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:00,190
(SIGHS)
578
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,725
Colorado Springs, Colorado.
579
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:06,864
Yeah, I'd like the number
for KKTV Channel 11.
580
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,566
Omar!
What's the cut-off for FedEx?
581
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:12,636
I need to get
a package out
tout de suite.
582
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:12,970
Oh.
583
00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:17,207
Uh, yes, can you connect me
to your ad sales department?
584
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:18,408
Thanks.
585
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:21,578
CALDERA: Gums look good.
No recession.
586
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,447
Tongue looks good, too.
587
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:24,581
Eyes are clear.
588
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,283
This little
lady's in fine fettle.
589
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,919
I could have one of the girls
trim her nails, if you like.
590
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:31,021
No. Some other time.
591
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,725
What do you got for me?
592
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,928
Bodyguard job. 200 bucks.
593
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,596
What else?
594
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:42,833
For you,
that's the best fit I've got.
595
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:51,141
I know a loan shark,
always needs
enforcement and recovery.
596
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,610
Pays good
and it's steady work.
597
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:56,780
Most of the time,
we're just talking
intimidation.
598
00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:58,215
Strictly verbal.
599
00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,083
"Most of the time."
600
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:03,287
I'm not breaking legs.
What else?
601
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:08,091
Look, we discussed this.
602
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,428
You want next-level pay,
you gotta do next-level work.
603
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,463
I respect where
you're coming from
on this thing,
604
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:17,100
I do.
But that's just how it goes.
605
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,640
All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
606
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,709
She's gonna need a DHPP shot.
607
00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:29,947
In six months.
We'll send you
a reminder card.
608
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,782
Until then.
609
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,518
Give me the bodyguard job.
610
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,788
For 200?
611
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:42,826
I'll call you with
the where and the when.
612
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,195
(DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE)
613
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,442
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
614
00:32:58,444 --> 00:32:59,876
(SIGHS)
615
00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:21,031
So everybody knows to...
616
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:21,598
They know.
617
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,268
Every line starting
with 7700 has been
re-routed to the bullpen.
618
00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,269
Plus your office.
619
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:27,704
All the assistants
know to keep them open.
620
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,507
So if you're on a call
and another call comes in,
621
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,075
the call doesn't go to
an answering machine, right?
622
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:35,412
Because, very important,
old people don't
like talking to robots.
623
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,781
If I'm on a call and
another call comes in,
624
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:38,648
they'll roll over to Maida.
625
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:42,986
After that,
Iris will get the next one,
and then Julian,
626
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,421
and then Barbara and Yvon.
627
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:46,723
Yeah.
Right on down the line.
628
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:47,290
Good.
629
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:50,093
Let's make that the plan,
then.
630
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,963
Oh, so...
(CLEARS THROAT)
631
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,231
What time do you have?
632
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:58,502
Uh, quarter after.
It should be
running now, right?
633
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:04,174
Is there anything else?
634
00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:06,343
No, thanks.
635
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,713
It's...
I'll just be in my office.
636
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,687
Come on.
637
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:24,394
(SIGHS)
638
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:31,001
(SIGHS)
639
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,703
Come on.
640
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:36,606
Come on, Colorado Springs...
641
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,375
Come on.
642
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,748
(SIGHS)
643
00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:56,893
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
644
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,597
OMAR: Good afternoon,
Davis & Main.
Attorneys at law.
645
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:01,798
How may we help you?
646
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,235
Yes, ma'am. Yes,
ma'am, that is unfortunate.
647
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,337
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Now, to get your case started,
648
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,072
may I ask for a name
and a number
649
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,140
for one of our
attorneys to reach you?
650
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,042
WOMAN: Good afternoon,
Davis & Main,
attorneys at law.
651
00:35:12,044 --> 00:35:13,243
How may we help you?
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
652
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:15,445
MAN: Good afternoon,
Davis & Main,
attorneys at law.
653
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,880
Yes, sir. That is correct.
(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
654
00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:18,448
WOMAN 2:
Good afternoon, Davis & Main.
655
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,182
One of our attorneys...
656
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:20,584
WOMAN 3: Good afternoon,
Davis & Main...
657
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,352
...one of our
attorneys get back to you.
658
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:23,120
MAN 2: Give me one second,
659
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,155
I'm just going to take down...
MAN 3: Yes. That is correct...
660
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,256
And you're
currently a resident
661
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,624
at the Colorado
Springs facility?
662
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,392
MAN 4: Good afternoon,
Davis & Main...
663
00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:29,993
Yes, ma'am.
664
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,762
We'll be happy to send
an information packet
right out to you.
665
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,764
May I ask,
are you currently a resident
666
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,466
of the Sandpiper
Crossing facility?
667
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:40,203
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
668
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:44,141
Bingo.
669
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:48,912
OMAR: I'll just need
a name and a phone number.
670
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,371
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
671
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,140
(GRUNTS)
672
00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:27,250
(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
673
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:27,751
Yeah?
674
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:32,989
CALDERA: Something came in
this evening and it's
definitely next level pay.
675
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:33,557
Yeah?
676
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:37,027
CALDERA:
It's probably a long shot
given your selectivity.
677
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,029
MIKE: What's the job?
678
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:41,097
I asked,
the guy wouldn't tell me.
679
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:45,268
But whatever it is,
it's serious money.
680
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:47,137
And the guy,
681
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,607
he specifically asked for you.
682
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,810
And who's the guy?
683
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:55,045
I can't hold it, sir.
684
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,815
No control
on the planes, Captain.
We're going down and fast.
685
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,450
"We're going down and fast."
686
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,619
Check this out,
this is a good part.
687
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:03,820
So do they all die?
688
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:06,723
Tell me that much.
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
689
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,327
Does Rock Hudson run
'em into an iceberg?
690
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:15,699
Is this before or after
he did McMillan & Wife?
691
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,168
Shut up. Watch the movie.
692
00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:20,937
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING ON TV)
693
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,772
What is this weird
fascination you have
694
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:26,276
with stories of men trapped
on the North Pole?
695
00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,511
Ice Station Zebra
is on the North Pole.
696
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:30,013
The Thing takes
place on the South Pole.
697
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:33,016
They literally
could not be any
more different.
698
00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:35,452
My Dad loves this one.
699
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,954
Yeah, him and Howard Hughes.
700
00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,223
(CHUCKLES)
I know, right?
701
00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:42,125
Can't get two finer
reviews than that.
702
00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:44,294
MAN: (ON TV)
How much pressure left
in the air banks?
703
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,563
Down to 800 pounds, sir.
(SIGHS)
704
00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,832
MAN 2: (ON TV)
Secure after group blow.
705
00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:51,201
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
706
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,805
Mmm-mmm.
707
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,107
It's the boss.
708
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,241
At this hour?
709
00:37:58,243 --> 00:37:58,842
Yeah.
710
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:03,046
Well, it's never too
late for congratulations.
711
00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:04,648
(VIBRATING CONTINUES)
712
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,917
Cliff! Jesus,
you're still at the office?
713
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,085
CLIFF:
You ran a commercial?
714
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:13,857
Yeah. And, oh, my God,
let me tell you,
the response has been...
715
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,825
You ran a commercial without
ever showing it to me?
716
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,061
Without first
consulting me
and my partners?
717
00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:20,130
Did you actually think
that was going to fly?
718
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:23,600
JIMMY: I was planning on
telling you in the morning.
719
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:24,267
The day after it aired!
720
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:27,904
I only ran it once.
Just in one small market.
721
00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,873
It was kind of an experiment,
all right
722
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:32,742
kind of under the radar.
723
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:33,543
And in all fairness,
724
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,613
you did tell me
client outreach
was my department.
725
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,480
CLIFF: Don't be disingenuous.
726
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:41,851
This commercial,
I take it my firm's
name is mentioned?
727
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,255
Yes. Yeah.
728
00:38:45,257 --> 00:38:45,822
Jesus.
729
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,457
Howard said you were
a little eccentric.
730
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:50,727
He didn't tell me you were
a goddamn arsonist!
731
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:55,231
Cliff, to be fair,
I don't think...
732
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:55,665
Uh...
733
00:38:55,667 --> 00:39:00,003
I apologize if there was
any misreading of the
situation on my part.
734
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,272
But there's a very
positive headline here.
735
00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:05,442
We got 103 phone calls today.
736
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,310
Off a measly $700 ad buy!
737
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:09,612
Now, that kind of
return on investment,
you can't...
738
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:12,949
Tomorrow morning. 8:00.
My office, with the partners.
739
00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:13,950
And we want
to see this thing.
740
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:17,454
Cliff, when you see this,
I know you'll...
741
00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:24,561
Yeah, Cliff.
742
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:29,332
Thank you. Yeah, you too.
743
00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,601
Okay. See ya.
744
00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,205
Golden Boy.
(SIGHS)
745
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:37,907
That's me.
(CHUCKLES)
746
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,643
(SIGHS)
747
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,045
(MAN SCREAMING ON TV)
748
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:45,415
So, what'd I miss?
Anything blow up yet?
749
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,734
(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
750
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,648
Feeling cautious?
751
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:56,886
You going to tell me
what we're doing here?
752
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,155
I've got a problem.
753
00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:01,391
Okay.
This problem,
754
00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:02,959
I can't solve it myself.
755
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:07,530
This problem,
is it a who or a what?
756
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,335
There's a guy.
757
00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:16,506
I need him to go away.
758
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,942
(FLAPS LIPS)