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Works every... I'm
telling you, every time.
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- Do it, try it.
- What? Right now?
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All right, all right. (Howls)
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- Kind of... Kind of that.
- (Chuckles)
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- Got to work on it, bro.
- All right, man.
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- Seriously.
- All right, bro, I'll work on it.
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But... just, like,
when... when do you know...
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Right before the cork pops, you know?
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- (Laughs)
- Timing's important, but...
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But you don't do it, like... in her ear.
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- No, you don't do it in her ear.
- Because... yeah.
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It's a given you don't do it in her ear.
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But this is, like,
scientifically proven, okay?
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- Really?
- This is, like, prehistoric stuff.
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- (Laughs) Crazy, man.
- It's like the medulla, the wolf brain.
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- The what?
- It's primitive stuff...
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All right, let me try it again.
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- (Howls loudly)
- (Laughs)
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Yeah!
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- Yeah? That's the wolf brain.
- Nice.
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(Both laugh)
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Man, this town sucks!
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I'm sorry, bro. I know it's
yours and everything, but...
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- It's not even 2:00.
- Yeah, it does kind of suck.
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Hey, I know this
after-hours place over...
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A couple blocks off
Cermak. You want to hit it?
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Hells yeah! Let's do it. (Exhales sharply)
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Whew!
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- (Howls)
- Okay.
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(Both howl)
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- (Both laugh)
- Not in her ear, right?
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Not in her ear, not in her ear. Hey...
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Bro, I never did catch your name.
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- Saul. (Clears throat)
- Saul?
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"S'all good, man."
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- (Laughs)
- Get it?
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- I do... All right, Saul.
- (Chuckles)
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Hey, hey, brother, whoa.
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Check it out. What is that?
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Holy shit.
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There's got to be at least a
thousand bucks in here, man.
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Oh, my God, look at that. (Chuckling)
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- Whose is it?
- Mine.
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Hey, possession's like 4/10ths of the...
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What did you call it, bro? (Chuckles)
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- Like, is there an ID or...
- Yeah.
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I don't know. Some fat guy.
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(Chuckles)
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I'm thinking that one.
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Phew... Let's...
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Jesus. Is he, uh...
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- What?
- Is he, uh...
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I don't know.
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- (Grunts)
- Hey.
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Hey, fella. You all right?
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(To tune of "Smoke On The
Water") ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪
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♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪
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- Hey, buddy.
- ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪
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- Would you answer me?
- (Groans)
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Hey, answer this, you butthole.
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- ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪
- What? Butt-hole?
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- What the hell?
- Hey, uh...
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Hey, bro. Be nice, all right?
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This guy right here is trying to help you.
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Help yourself to some
of this, you butthole.
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Hey, we're not butt-holes, all right?
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- So stop saying that.
- ♪ Butt, butthole ♪
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♪ butt, butt, butt-hole ♪
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- Hey, man, what's your problem?
- ♪ butt, butt, butt ♪
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(Slurring) My problem is I'm standing
here talking to a couple butt-holes.
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Actually, you're not
standing, you fat bastard.
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You're laying on your fat ass. (Chuckles)
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Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick
you right in your head.
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And if you think I won't,
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I'll come to the McDonald's,
where you work and I'll buy...
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the whole damn place
and then I'll fire you.
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I'll say, "drop your mops, you
butt-holes, 'cause you're fired."
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And then I'll roundhouse-kick
you right in your stupid heads.
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Then I'll go "John"-Claude
Van Damme on you...
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S-s-s... (Snoring)
You butthole.
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(Snoring)
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I'm keeping the money.
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- (Jimmy chuckles)
- Here you go, fatty.
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I got dibs on that watch, man.
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Let me see that.
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What kind is it?
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I don't know. It's just a watch.
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- We got to get out of here, man.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- What kind of watch is it?
- (Sighs)
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- It's... I don't know. It's...
- Well, then, let me look at it.
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(Chuckles)
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- It's a damn Rolex.
- Oh. I don't know.
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Not cool to be greedy, bro.
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- Uh, I didn't know.
- Not cool.
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I didn't know what...
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So, how do you want to split this up?
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I'll tell you what... you keep the cash.
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- I'll just keep the watch.
- But it's worth like 3 grand, man.
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- $3,000 easy.
- No.
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- Yeah.
- (Scoffs)
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- (Sighs)
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Come on, let's figure this
out. We gotta get out of here.
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All right, yeah. You're
right. You know what?
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I... sweeten the pot.
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I got, uh, $5, $20, $40,
$60, $80... 580 bucks.
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Add that to the $1,000...
It's more than half.
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What do you know about that thing?
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I mean, is it worth more than $3,000?
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No, I don't... I don't
know. But we're good, right?
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Yeah? We good?
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- Okay?
- Well...
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Later, sucker! (Laughs)
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(Stevie howling in distance)
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("Listen" plays in background)
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- Jimmy: Six left.
- Can we get more?
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God, I hope so.
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It's like a license to print money.
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(Both chuckle) A thing of beauty.
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Hey, what was that, uh, crazy
stuff about roundhouse kicks?
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Where the hell did you get that?
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I don't know, man.
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Just something in my brain, you know?
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It just came out. Too much?
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No. I loved it.
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It was, like, deep or something.
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(Scoffs)
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You want to talk about
brilliant? I mean we...
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You're the man, me... I'm just...
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I love watching you work, man.
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(Water bubbling)
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It's good for making beer
money. That's about all.
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- (Inhales deeply)
- ♪ or you can smile ♪
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♪ That's all right, my friend ♪
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♪ It could be so... ♪
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Betsy: Please, okay? No one has to know.
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I mean, you could just
pretend you didn't find us.
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We would never tell
anyone, would we, Craig?
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- No, absolutely not.
- No.
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Jimmy: I already called your lawyer.
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(Chuckling) Besides, this
little family outing of yours...
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It's put an innocent man in jail.
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The cops are investigating
this as a kidnapping.
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They already rounded up some poor suspect.
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A working-class guy. Father... I think.
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But anyway, you two... you
almost ruined someone's life.
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- Potentially several someones.
- I... we had no idea.
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Could this have been
the person in the van?
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(Gasps) What if the man they arrested
is the one we were warned about?
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Yeah, maybe he's not so innocent, hmm?
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Warned? Warned how?
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Well, we had a phone call.
Someone disguising their voice.
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Yeah, they said someone was coming for us.
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And there was a van outside the house...
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As if whoever was inside was watching us.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh, once that drove off,
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- We... did what we did...
- For the kids.
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I wouldn't know about any of that.
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I just... (Clears throat)
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I can assure you that you
and your family are safe.
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I mean, the police are
all over this thing, so...
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It... it doesn't matter.
Uh, we can't just go back.
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I mean, it's... our case.
They'll crucify Craig.
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Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again?
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You know, tell her you
didn't see us after all.
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If they think I ran away, it'll
look like I did something wrong.
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We can't risk losing everything
just because of some teensy mistake.
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- I mean, it's...
- Can I ask you something?
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What... what were you hoping would happen?
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I mean, before I found you,
what were you planning to do?
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(Clears throat)
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Well, we were in the process
of, you know, working that out...
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- We were working that out.
- When you, um...
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- Yeah.
- (Chuckles)
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All right, well, uh...
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You still got a little bit
of maneuverability, all right?
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You... you're outdoorsy, right?
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So you went on an impromptu camping trip.
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I don't know. It's something
people do, apparently.
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Uh, you left the house a mess, and you
kicked in your own front door because...
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(Breathes deeply) It's a free country.
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Kim Wexler is very good.
She'll make it work.
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Yeah, what... what about the money?
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Uh, well, if she knows about it,
she'll tell, right? She'll have to tell.
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Well, like they say in Silicon Valley,
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"it's not a bug... it's a feature!"
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Did you ever hear of a bargaining chip?
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What we have right here is the
mother of all bargaining chips.
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Um, as in... You expect
us to give this back?
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We are not giving this back.
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Uh, we are not guilty.
This money belongs to us.
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We... well, I mean, Craig earned it.
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- I worked very hard...
- Yeah.
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- You know, weekends, holidays...
- Yep, all unpaid, always.
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And, really, just because you're salaried,
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doesn't mean you don't deserve overtime.
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I think that's only fair.
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I mean, really, that's
what this is about, right?
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- Fairness.
- Fairness, right.
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I mean, not just what's legal.
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If you want to talk
about legal, slavery...
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That used to be legal.
Human slavery. So...
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Yeah, this is right up there with that.
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(Insects chirping)
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(Children playing)
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Please, just don't tell
anyone about the money.
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- I can't take a bribe.
- Who would know?
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- We won't tell anyone.
- Yeah, take it.
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I can't take it.
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Please, didn't you say
that you wanted to help us?
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So just pretend you never saw
the money. How hard is that?
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Take it.
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- (Scoffs)
- Take it.
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I can't... (Sighs) I can't take a bribe.
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But... (clears throat)
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You know what? I... I can take a retainer.
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A retainer?
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Yeah, for my services... as your lawyer?
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- You're not our lawyer.
- Well, not yet.
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Look... I know that HHM
is shiny and it's slick.
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It's chock-full of lawyers and,
compared to them, I'm like a...
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(Sighs) A kiddy lemonade stand
trying to compete with Wal-Mart.
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But here's the thing...
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What are you gonna get from me
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that you're not gonna
get from those other guys?
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Passion, commitment.
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Ask yourself this... who found you?
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- (Chuckles)
- I don't see Howard Hamlin...
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ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here.
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If you're with me, you're
my number-one client.
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Morning, noon, or night,
you call me... I'm there.
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I would be singularly devoted to you.
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(Chuckling) But why not?
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I'm sorry. You're just...
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Just... I'm what?
238
00:11:32,155 --> 00:11:35,768
You're the kind of
lawyer guilty people hire.
239
00:11:51,976 --> 00:11:55,178
(Vehicle approaches)
240
00:11:55,179 --> 00:11:57,179
(Brakes squeal)
241
00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:00,933
(Buzzer)
242
00:12:07,191 --> 00:12:08,525
Did it make the paper?
243
00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:11,745
- What?
- Did it make the paper?
244
00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:13,780
- Did what make the paper?
- (Scoffs)
245
00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:16,082
Okay, well, probably missed the deadline,
246
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,201
but check it out tomorrow
morning... front page.
247
00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:20,537
The Kettlemans, all four of them...
248
00:12:20,538 --> 00:12:21,705
Safe and sound.
249
00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:24,758
- Looks like you called it.
- Yeah.
250
00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:27,761
Camping... you know, pretty
much right in their own backyard.
251
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:30,396
Well... (Clears throat)
Five miles above it.
252
00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:33,800
Jesus, the night I had. I
got pine nuts in my shoes.
253
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:36,498
But, I mean, can you believe it?
254
00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:41,942
I-I guess you can. It's just, you know...
255
00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:46,780
You assume that criminals are
gonna be smarter than they are.
256
00:12:46,781 --> 00:12:47,948
I don't know.
257
00:12:47,949 --> 00:12:50,950
It kind of breaks my heart a little.
258
00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,908
Not the loquacious sort, are you?
259
00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:01,193
We can't all be as blessed as you.
260
00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:05,499
- Well, thanks for your help.
- Don't mention it.
261
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,334
And, uh, if you ever
need any assistance...
262
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:23,433
(Indistinct conversations)
(Telephone rings)
263
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,697
(Door opens)
264
00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,938
Whoa, whoa. Why is my client in handcuffs?
265
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:30,607
This man is innocent. He's a victim.
266
00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:33,326
(Chuckling) why... why on
earth would he be cuffed?
267
00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:35,445
Just go... go ahead. Take
them off. There you go.
268
00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:36,446
Free at last!
269
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,582
Hey, did he tell you the good news?
270
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,750
Never even kidnapped... how about that?
271
00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:42,786
A family can't go on a little vacation
272
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,671
without the whole city going on lockdown?
273
00:13:44,672 --> 00:13:47,541
By the way, where is your partner?
What? Did you lose the coin toss?
274
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,677
Because we expect an apology
from him, as well as you.
275
00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:53,680
You really don't want to push
your luck with me, scumbag.
276
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:57,684
You got eyes on you, asshole.
One little slip... just one.
277
00:13:57,685 --> 00:14:00,353
Yeah, well, you're... you're
both very pretty, so...
278
00:14:00,354 --> 00:14:02,442
- (Door opens)
- (Sighs)
279
00:14:03,691 --> 00:14:05,692
(Door closes)
280
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:07,804
(Sighs) Well... (Clears throat)
281
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,231
I believe I did more
than what you asked of me,
282
00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:15,902
so, uh, that would make us square, yes?
283
00:14:15,903 --> 00:14:17,954
Great.
284
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,956
You need a ride?
285
00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:22,792
Camping?
286
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:24,628
You expect me to believe that shit?
287
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,713
(Chuckles) Yeah, I know it.
288
00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:29,549
The things people do, huh?
289
00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,717
They decide to go camping
290
00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:32,836
Right after I run my little offer by you?
291
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:37,474
Could be argued that all of
life is one great coincidence.
292
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:41,311
(Indistinct conversation)
293
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:46,816
Somebody told those
people to, um, go camping.
294
00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:50,153
Somebody warned them.
295
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:52,322
(Clears throat) They're very woodsy.
296
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,157
And between you and me,
297
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,826
They're pretty rash when it
comes to the decision-making.
298
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,663
I mean, they're not really
the plan-ahead types.
299
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:02,332
Yeah, I'd cut the cute
attitude right about now
300
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,833
if I were you.
301
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,836
You ratted on me. There
will be consequences.
302
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,125
Hey, if somebody warned the Kettlemans,
303
00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,930
it was probably somebody who
was worried about those kids.
304
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,601
You know how much trouble you caused me?
305
00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:24,104
You didn't need any help
getting caught, okay?
306
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,773
The neighbor ID'd you. You were sloppy.
307
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:30,443
Any trouble you might
have... that's on you.
308
00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:33,446
Not to mention the blood in your van.
309
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:37,450
Here's a thought... Ajax, formula 409!
310
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:40,620
You have no idea the tap-dance
I had to give those cops
311
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:41,705
to get you out of here.
312
00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:45,542
You gave them probable
cause out the wazoo.
313
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,545
Now, and whoever the somebody is
314
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,213
who may have warned the Kettlemans
315
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:54,166
got them out of there before you
did anything even more stupid.
316
00:15:55,886 --> 00:15:59,689
You should be thanking
this good Samaritan.
317
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:04,190
Because whoever he is, he did you a favor.
318
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,695
("The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays)
319
00:16:18,696 --> 00:16:20,719
(Insects chirping)
320
00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:41,547
(Sighing)
321
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:04,707
Okay, um, I'm thinking hourly here.
322
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,131
There were some special
circumstances, so...
323
00:17:07,132 --> 00:17:11,132
(Clicks tongue) Our
elite-tier pricing would be...
324
00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:14,052
$950 an hour.
325
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,467
(Calculator clicking)
Round it off to 20 hours.
326
00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:18,802
(Clicking continues)
327
00:17:18,803 --> 00:17:21,087
$19,000...
328
00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:24,516
Plus $1,000 for travel expenses.
329
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,927
Consulting fees... $1,500.
330
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:32,732
And, uh, research... Five for filing fees.
331
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,760
I ate on the road.
332
00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,338
And storage fees.
333
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,690
(Sighs) Miscellaneous expenses.
334
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,885
(Sighs)
335
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,434
Upon this rock, I will build my church.
336
00:17:58,884 --> 00:18:01,150
Tailor: Double-breasted or single, sir?
337
00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:04,019
Single. Now, I want you to
cut the armholes high, okay?
338
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,428
- Of course.
- And trim through the middle.
339
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:08,908
- Trim.
- Cloth?
340
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,927
Uh, oh, well, uh, wool.
341
00:18:11,928 --> 00:18:13,554
- Yeah.
- Uh...
342
00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:19,718
"Super 170 Tasmanian wool."
343
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,387
- Beautiful choice, sir.
- Thanks.
344
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,555
Uh, navy, all right?
345
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,758
- Yeah.
- Uh... Mm-hmm.
346
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,893
Oh, that's it. Perfect. Pinstripe.
347
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,895
Shall we discuss shirts?
348
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:33,899
Okay, I'm gonna need your
finest sea island cotton
349
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,235
with a white club collar and french cuffs.
350
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:37,903
I have the very thing.
351
00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:40,239
And I'm assuming you
want to see some ties?
352
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,908
Yeah, I was, you know,
picturing something in a...
353
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:45,310
- A light-blue knit.
- Mm.
354
00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:46,912
Oh, and, uh, could you make sure
355
00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:50,249
those are real mother-of-pearl
buttons on the shirts, okay?
356
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,750
None of this fake plastic crap.
357
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:54,253
Of course. I'll be right back.
358
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,538
Some coffee, David, for the gentleman?
359
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,539
(Mid-tempo instrumental music plays)
360
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,125
Tailor: Ah, here we are.
361
00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:33,162
- Shall we?
- Yeah, let's go.
362
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,331
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
363
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:40,631
- (Conversing in Vietnamese)
- So, um, what do you think?
364
00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:45,137
- "Strawberry Fields Forever"?
- Mm.
365
00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:48,807
(Scoffs) No. Are you
crazy? It's not even close.
366
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,893
- Yes, it is. Look.
- No, no.
367
00:19:50,894 --> 00:19:54,096
It's way more "Sassafras Glow". Way more.
368
00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:57,432
Use your eyes...
Strawberry Fields Forever.
369
00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,636
Ladies, back me up. Hey.
Is it... Sassafras Glow.
370
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,104
- Am I right?
- Woman: No.
371
00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:05,741
Maybe "Rhapsody in
Blonde," but... Yeah, see?
372
00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:07,242
They agree with me.
373
00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:09,411
Whatever happened to "the
customer is always right"?
374
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,747
Sassafras Glow... mix it up, all right?
375
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,081
You're wrong. You'll see.
376
00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,917
Big deal. I'll wash it out in the morning.
377
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:17,252
- No biggie. Geez.
- It's bleach.
378
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:20,167
- It doesn't wash out.
- What? It's permanent?
379
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:23,494
(Clicks tongue) We'll
Photoshop the color, okay?
380
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:25,577
(Sighs) Change of plan, ladies.
381
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:29,181
I want to go with a simple
curling-iron job, okay?
382
00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:32,184
Uh, give me, like, ringlets...
383
00:20:32,185 --> 00:20:35,687
You know, on top, like
Tony Curtis in "Spartacus."
384
00:20:35,688 --> 00:20:38,523
Yeah, like the bath scene in "Spartacus."
385
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,326
(Speaking Vietnamese)
386
00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:41,793
- Okay.
- "I am Spartacus."
387
00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:44,464
(Claps hands) Stop talking about it!
388
00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:45,697
- Make me beautiful, already.
- (Talking in Vietnamese)
389
00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,698
(Engine revs)
390
00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:52,871
(Indistinct conversations in distance)
391
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,872
(Telephones ringing)
392
00:21:03,132 --> 00:21:06,301
(Dialing)
393
00:21:06,302 --> 00:21:07,803
(Ringing)
394
00:21:07,804 --> 00:21:09,271
(Click) Jimmy: (British accent) Hello.
395
00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:12,641
You've reached the law offices
of James M. McGill, esquire,
396
00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:14,309
a lawyer you can trust.
397
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,979
Kindly leave your information at the tone,
398
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,097
and Mr. McGill will phone you promptly.
399
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:20,098
(Beep)
400
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:22,601
Hey. Uh... It's me.
401
00:21:22,602 --> 00:21:23,935
(Scoffs) Hi.
402
00:21:23,936 --> 00:21:28,440
Anyway, uh, "The Thing" is
playing downtown on Saturday.
403
00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:31,610
Thought you might be up for
some Kurt Russell action.
404
00:21:31,611 --> 00:21:34,446
I owe you one, so why don't
we just grab some dinner first?
405
00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:36,782
My treat.
406
00:21:36,783 --> 00:21:41,953
And... Uh, you know, if not,
can you give me a call anyway?
407
00:21:41,954 --> 00:21:43,288
I really want to talk to you.
408
00:21:43,289 --> 00:21:45,090
- Okay. Uh, bye.
- (Knock on door)
409
00:21:45,091 --> 00:21:46,525
- (Beep)
- Come in.
410
00:21:46,526 --> 00:21:48,960
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
411
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,263
How goes it?
412
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:54,766
Uh, tricky, for sure.
413
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,769
Craig and Betsy really put us
in a corner with the police.
414
00:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,104
Not to mention the press.
415
00:21:59,105 --> 00:22:02,590
But this camping story of theirs...
416
00:22:02,591 --> 00:22:05,019
They've been keeping
it consistent, at least.
417
00:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,010
If it's okay with you,
418
00:22:07,011 --> 00:22:10,148
I think I should try to talk
them into hiring a PR firm.
419
00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:12,317
Certainly for the next couple of weeks.
420
00:22:12,318 --> 00:22:13,797
Mm-hmm.
421
00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:17,475
So, okay on the PR firm?
422
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:21,836
- Do you have a minute?
- Yeah, of course. What's up?
423
00:22:21,837 --> 00:22:23,879
Take a ride with me.
424
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,715
Uh, okay. Uh... Where are we going?
425
00:22:45,601 --> 00:22:48,102
(Engine shuts off)
426
00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:54,162
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
427
00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:56,980
Shit.
428
00:22:57,613 --> 00:22:59,451
Yep. (Sighs)
429
00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:05,465
That's... I mean, that's my suit, right?
430
00:23:05,466 --> 00:23:08,924
- Am I crazy here?
- No, you're not crazy.
431
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:11,793
Look at the logo. That's our logo.
432
00:23:11,794 --> 00:23:14,296
He's just straight-up copying us.
433
00:23:14,297 --> 00:23:17,933
I mean, what the hell
is he thinking with this?
434
00:23:18,755 --> 00:23:21,410
I really... h-h-he's,
you know, a free spirit.
435
00:23:21,411 --> 00:23:22,700
(Chuckles)
436
00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:25,541
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
437
00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,948
You two are still friends, right?
438
00:23:30,949 --> 00:23:33,181
- I wouldn't exactly...
- You talk, though.
439
00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:34,386
Not really...
440
00:23:34,387 --> 00:23:35,623
Still, you're the one he called
441
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:38,427
when he found the Kettlemans
camped halfway up the Sandias.
442
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:41,714
He was just looking out for
his own client... that's all.
443
00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:44,576
This isn't the third degree, Kim. I
really don't care one way or the other.
444
00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:47,059
I just... (Sighs)
445
00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:52,177
He's really forcing my hand here.
446
00:23:59,175 --> 00:24:01,808
(Man singing in native language)
447
00:24:03,763 --> 00:24:06,263
(Knock on door)
448
00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:17,609
- (Bell jingles)
- Hey!
449
00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:19,034
- Hey.
- Hey.
450
00:24:19,035 --> 00:24:21,313
- Am I interrupting?
- (Bell jingles)
451
00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:24,571
Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on.
452
00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:29,871
Sit. Have a massage, free
of charge. (Clicks tongue)
453
00:24:29,872 --> 00:24:32,513
- (Chuckles) Okay.
- Got to try the foot bath, too.
454
00:24:32,787 --> 00:24:34,449
Oh, yeah.
455
00:24:34,693 --> 00:24:36,915
Ah, give the old dogs a rest.
456
00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:38,373
(Sighs)
457
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,311
(Sighs)
458
00:24:44,637 --> 00:24:47,037
And go for the deep-tissue
setting. Otherwise...
459
00:24:47,038 --> 00:24:49,675
- Is that the small fist?
- Use the three arrows.
460
00:24:49,676 --> 00:24:51,492
- I did. I pressed it.
- Just... yeah.
461
00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:53,510
- (Chair vibrating)
- Now you feel it? Good.
462
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,815
- Ah, now relax, okay?
- Okay.
463
00:24:56,816 --> 00:24:58,619
You deserve a break today.
464
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,917
(Clicks tongue)
465
00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:07,526
- It's very nice.
- Told you.
466
00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,399
I get this free every night...
467
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,470
Just one of the perks of salon living.
468
00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:15,544
The others being... Free
cucumber water, obviously.
469
00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:17,966
Obviously. Free mani-pedis?
470
00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,710
Uh, deep discount mani-pedis.
471
00:25:20,711 --> 00:25:22,641
Because the ladies still
got to eat, you know?
472
00:25:22,642 --> 00:25:25,043
- Well, it's still a deal.
- Yeah.
473
00:25:25,596 --> 00:25:26,612
(Clicks tongue)
474
00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:28,063
- (Sighs)
- Living like a king, then.
475
00:25:28,064 --> 00:25:29,340
Mm-hmm.
476
00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,340
(Sighs)
477
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,772
(Clicks tongue)
478
00:25:45,248 --> 00:25:47,850
What's this? Is this a cease and desist?
479
00:25:47,851 --> 00:25:49,061
Yeah.
480
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,200
Yeah. How pissed was he?
481
00:25:53,248 --> 00:25:55,484
Well, his head didn't actually explode,
482
00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:56,708
but, you know, pretty damn pissed,
483
00:25:56,709 --> 00:25:58,917
like "this won't end well for you" pissed.
484
00:25:58,918 --> 00:26:00,193
Yeah.
485
00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:02,444
- How about that?
- Jimmy.
486
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,783
- This is serious.
- I know.
487
00:26:04,784 --> 00:26:06,860
- Do you? I mean...
- Yeah.
488
00:26:06,861 --> 00:26:09,474
What the hell is with that billboard?
489
00:26:10,562 --> 00:26:12,975
I know you have a problem
with Hamlin, but I...
490
00:26:13,388 --> 00:26:15,193
I just don't get your angle here.
491
00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:18,029
Aren't you trying to build
your own law practice?
492
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:21,866
Instead, you're spending
god knows how much money
493
00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,468
turning yourself into
a little Hamlin clone.
494
00:26:23,469 --> 00:26:26,871
I mean... Why are you
making this personal?
495
00:26:26,872 --> 00:26:29,883
It's not personal? It is so personal.
496
00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:33,378
It is completely and totally personal.
497
00:26:33,379 --> 00:26:35,213
- No, no, no. It's not. No.
- Yes. Yes, it is.
498
00:26:35,214 --> 00:26:38,216
(Sighs) Stop trying to pretend.
499
00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:40,552
- I can advertise, can't I?
- (Sighs)
500
00:26:40,553 --> 00:26:41,803
What, do I have to clear everything
501
00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:43,054
past the great and powerful Howard?
502
00:26:43,055 --> 00:26:44,889
Yes, you can advertise,
Jimmy, all you want.
503
00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:48,226
That billboard is not advertising.
That is a declaration of war.
504
00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,561
Declaration of war? That's...
505
00:26:49,562 --> 00:26:52,564
It's right at Hamlin's exit. You
know he drives by it every day.
506
00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,899
It's business. I'm building a brand.
507
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,901
You're ripping off a brand.
508
00:26:56,902 --> 00:26:58,153
(Clicks tongue)
509
00:26:58,154 --> 00:26:59,988
- There is nothing original in that ad.
- (Sighs)
510
00:26:59,989 --> 00:27:02,991
It certainly doesn't
represent Jimmy McGill.
511
00:27:02,992 --> 00:27:05,327
Hey, all right, now, he
fired the first shot, okay?
512
00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:08,853
Trying to keep me from using
my name, my own name, Kim?
513
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:10,989
I get that.
514
00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:15,754
But this... You're better than this.
515
00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:16,788
- I'm better than this?
- Yeah.
516
00:27:16,789 --> 00:27:18,840
- I'm better than this?
- You are.
517
00:27:18,841 --> 00:27:21,259
Well, you're better
than that schmuck Hamlin!
518
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:23,662
- Oh, come on, Jimmy.
- You could work anywhere.
519
00:27:23,663 --> 00:27:26,264
You could be somewhere
where they appreciate you...
520
00:27:26,265 --> 00:27:28,117
You know, where they
see how valuable you are,
521
00:27:28,118 --> 00:27:30,801
where, I don't know,
maybe they care about you?
522
00:27:41,113 --> 00:27:43,648
Forget it, okay?
523
00:27:43,649 --> 00:27:46,651
If Hamlin wants to come
after me, he knows where I am.
524
00:27:46,652 --> 00:27:48,987
I'll be ready, guns blazing.
525
00:27:48,988 --> 00:27:51,416
- (Papers thud)
- (Sighs)
526
00:27:51,743 --> 00:27:53,009
(Clicks tongue)
527
00:27:55,828 --> 00:27:57,378
(Sighs)
528
00:28:02,835 --> 00:28:04,835
(Beep) (Vibrating stops)
529
00:28:08,174 --> 00:28:11,342
The cease and desist
is just the beginning.
530
00:28:11,343 --> 00:28:14,846
The next step is an injunction.
You can't win this fight.
531
00:28:14,847 --> 00:28:16,181
(Beep)
532
00:28:16,182 --> 00:28:18,850
(Chair vibrating)
533
00:28:18,851 --> 00:28:20,885
(Sighs)
534
00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:36,034
(Lock turns)
535
00:28:36,035 --> 00:28:39,037
(Bell jingles)
536
00:28:39,038 --> 00:28:40,120
(Door closes)
537
00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,447
Your Honor, I'm a
humble solo practitioner,
538
00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,433
merely trying to ply my trade
539
00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:51,382
in an aggressive and evolving marketplace.
540
00:28:51,383 --> 00:28:53,738
As I've argued repeatedly,
this is trademark infringement.
541
00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:57,432
Mr. McGill's new logo is
an absolute copy of ours.
542
00:28:57,684 --> 00:28:59,861
I think it falls firmly under fair use.
543
00:28:59,862 --> 00:29:01,195
Fair use?
544
00:29:01,196 --> 00:29:03,031
You're clearly profiting,
so fair use doesn't apply.
545
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,700
It... there are only
so many fonts out there.
546
00:29:05,701 --> 00:29:07,869
Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all?
547
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:11,629
No, but we've been using this
particular font for 12 years now,
548
00:29:11,664 --> 00:29:14,208
and it, in concert with
our tri-rectangle graphic
549
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:18,043
and Hamlindigo Blue, constitutes
a trademarked brand identifier.
550
00:29:18,044 --> 00:29:21,332
Whoa, whoa. Back up. Hamlindigo blue?
551
00:29:22,353 --> 00:29:24,812
Yes. That is our trademarked name.
552
00:29:24,813 --> 00:29:26,234
(Scoffs) Holy crap.
553
00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:28,973
You seriously named a color "Hamlindigo"?
554
00:29:28,974 --> 00:29:31,309
That is... yikes.
555
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:34,145
"Yikes"? From the man
dressed exactly like me.
556
00:29:34,146 --> 00:29:37,782
Your Honor, I feel like I'm in the
mirror routine with Groucho Marx,
557
00:29:37,783 --> 00:29:40,118
like we should be standing,
waving our arms at each other.
558
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:42,120
Really? I don't see it.
559
00:29:42,121 --> 00:29:44,789
In addition, the name
McGill appears in both logos,
560
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,624
which, I believe, Mr. McGill is hoping
561
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,159
to further confuse potential clients.
562
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,394
So I can't advertise
under my own name now?
563
00:29:50,395 --> 00:29:54,832
I'm to be penalized 'cause I happen to
share a name with one of HHM's partners?
564
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,001
You can't take my name from me.
565
00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:59,337
The name is not the
problem here, Mr. McGill.
566
00:29:59,338 --> 00:30:02,006
Uh, Mr. Hamlin certainly
seems to think so.
567
00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:05,343
I mean, he wants me to change
my name 'cause he claims that...
568
00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,948
That... what... it's some
kind of threat to his business?
569
00:30:07,949 --> 00:30:10,392
- Your Honor.
- This is restraint of trade, okay?
570
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,649
Whatever happened to the free market, huh?
571
00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:15,510
- No, Hamlin here wants you to tell...
- Okay, okay, I've... enough.
572
00:30:15,511 --> 00:30:17,722
Mr. McGill, I've heard enough.
573
00:30:18,397 --> 00:30:20,158
All right, yes, you are within your rights
574
00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:21,993
to advertise using your own name.
575
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:25,830
However, in my estimation,
the billboard clearly
576
00:30:25,831 --> 00:30:28,166
and intentionally duplicates elements
577
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,633
of the Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill logo.
578
00:30:30,634 --> 00:30:34,270
You're actively copying their
established brand for your own gain.
579
00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:36,330
I don't see any other
reasonable explanation.
580
00:30:36,331 --> 00:30:38,031
- Your Honor, I...
- Jimmy, Jimmy.
581
00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:42,825
Wise up. The billboard must
come down within 48 hours.
582
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:47,704
This is a classic David vs. Goliath story.
583
00:30:47,705 --> 00:30:50,838
I mean, you got your gigantic law
firm Stomping all over the little guy.
584
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:52,445
Woman: Can you hold the door?
585
00:30:52,446 --> 00:30:54,609
Yeah, but it's investigative
journalism at its best.
586
00:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,712
I-it's right up your alley.
587
00:30:57,744 --> 00:30:58,979
Uh-huh.
588
00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:02,900
Yeah, o-okay, well, let me
give you my cell just in case.
589
00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:06,237
Uh... yeah. Thank you.
590
00:31:06,238 --> 00:31:07,572
(Beep)
591
00:31:07,573 --> 00:31:09,240
(Sighs)
592
00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:11,074
(Sniffs)
593
00:31:14,129 --> 00:31:16,297
(Beep)
594
00:31:16,298 --> 00:31:18,299
Can I get the news desk, please?
595
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,334
I got a hot tip.
596
00:31:20,335 --> 00:31:21,836
Don't you want to be the station
that brought down big law?
597
00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:23,838
You could be like the reporters
that brought down big tobacco.
598
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:27,091
Look, I'm talking Woodward
and Bernstein here.
599
00:31:27,092 --> 00:31:31,729
Hey, your exposé on predatory
ATM fees... that was... Wow!
600
00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:33,314
Well, it's a miscarriage of justice,
601
00:31:33,315 --> 00:31:36,317
and I think your viewers
would be very, very interested
602
00:31:36,318 --> 00:31:40,488
and, uh, grateful to you
for exposing this injustice.
603
00:31:40,489 --> 00:31:43,324
I wouldn't characterize this
as a community health risk,
604
00:31:43,325 --> 00:31:45,193
but it's definitely in
the community interest.
605
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:49,697
No, yes, HHM is a pillar
of the community, yes.
606
00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:53,668
No, I... the war is an
important story, as well.
607
00:31:53,669 --> 00:31:55,536
That's why this action is so egregious.
608
00:31:55,537 --> 00:31:57,622
Sure. Okay.
609
00:31:57,623 --> 00:31:59,423
Well, at least consider the
human-interest angle here.
610
00:31:59,424 --> 00:32:01,759
Are you kidding?
611
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,761
It's... lawyer pulls
himself up by his bootstraps,
612
00:32:03,762 --> 00:32:07,548
only to be ground under the
heel of the old-money megafirm?
613
00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:11,719
That's hearts and minds! You... hello?
614
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,770
- (Sighs)
- (Beep)
615
00:32:12,771 --> 00:32:15,389
Yeah, I have your number, too, so...
616
00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:16,774
Yeah, I see.
617
00:32:16,775 --> 00:32:18,582
- Okay.
- (Elevator bell dings)
618
00:32:33,008 --> 00:32:34,683
(Dialing)
619
00:32:35,502 --> 00:32:36,945
(Elevator bell dings)
620
00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,991
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, man.
621
00:33:06,992 --> 00:33:08,192
Can't touch the goods.
622
00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:11,162
I signed the form... only
I can touch the camera.
623
00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,497
Fine, may I suggest you
widen the frame to include...
624
00:33:13,498 --> 00:33:15,533
The billboard is the story, okay?
625
00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:20,121
No, I'm also the story,
so... Got to get me in there.
626
00:33:20,122 --> 00:33:21,372
Okay, so, get on your mark.
627
00:33:21,373 --> 00:33:24,208
You know, uh, no offense to
your minutes of experience,
628
00:33:24,209 --> 00:33:26,844
but I'd like to see what we
got before we do this, okay?
629
00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:28,581
Other guy.
630
00:33:29,530 --> 00:33:30,542
Other guy!
631
00:33:30,543 --> 00:33:33,434
Only other guy that's here,
go stand where I was standing.
632
00:33:33,435 --> 00:33:35,970
Uh... Shrink down. Shrink down.
633
00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:38,939
You know, scrunch. Yeah. (Clicks tongue)
634
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:42,360
Okay, widen the frame. Get the billboard.
635
00:33:42,361 --> 00:33:44,812
Okay, now get me. Me, me, me, me, me.
636
00:33:44,813 --> 00:33:49,867
No. Not me... get him.
He's me. Yeah, like that.
637
00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:51,652
Got it? Yeah.
638
00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,154
Good.
639
00:33:53,155 --> 00:33:56,991
(Sighs) Okay. Is he in the shot?
640
00:33:56,992 --> 00:33:58,659
No. Dude, just go.
641
00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:01,412
- (Sighs) How do I look?
- Great.
642
00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:04,248
I'll, uh... no, this is my good side.
643
00:34:04,249 --> 00:34:06,250
(Chuckles, breathes deeply)
644
00:34:06,251 --> 00:34:07,968
Is, uh... is the billboard in? Yes!
645
00:34:07,969 --> 00:34:10,971
Jesus, just... you said $100
for one hour, not freaking 3.
646
00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:12,840
You clearly have a journalistic impulse.
647
00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:14,558
You're a real go-getter, you know that?
648
00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:16,143
Go get this.
649
00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,679
All right, count me down.
650
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,350
In 5, 4, 3...
651
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:24,402
Gravitas.
652
00:34:24,403 --> 00:34:29,573
(Breathes deeply) I'm James McGill.
653
00:34:29,574 --> 00:34:32,410
Like most Americans, I'm a self-made man.
654
00:34:32,411 --> 00:34:35,079
I put myself through law school.
655
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,581
Working in the courts
as a public defender,
656
00:34:37,582 --> 00:34:40,735
I represented those with
nowhere else to turn.
657
00:34:40,736 --> 00:34:43,671
I believe in service. It's
what I've built my career on.
658
00:34:43,672 --> 00:34:48,008
But I've also had a dream, a
dream that many of us have...
659
00:34:48,009 --> 00:34:52,346
A dream to own my own business.
660
00:34:52,347 --> 00:34:55,349
Well, I-I scrimped and
I saved, and finally,
661
00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:57,217
I was able to buy one billboard...
662
00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:03,274
A tiny foray into advertising
for my fledgling law firm.
663
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,443
(Sighs) I've always been told
664
00:35:05,444 --> 00:35:07,278
that America is the land of opportunity,
665
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:11,949
and I believed it...
Until today. (Chuckles)
666
00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:15,786
Not 24 hours after my billboard went up,
667
00:35:15,787 --> 00:35:17,938
a large law firm came after me.
668
00:35:17,939 --> 00:35:20,241
They said that I was
hurting their business.
669
00:35:20,242 --> 00:35:24,412
They're rich. They're
powerful. I'm just... One man.
670
00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:27,331
So, who do you think
the courts sided with?
671
00:35:27,332 --> 00:35:28,833
(Clicks tongue)
672
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:34,004
So now my little billboard comes down.
673
00:35:34,005 --> 00:35:35,339
Let me tell you something...
674
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,675
If they want a fight,
they're gonna get a fight,
675
00:35:37,676 --> 00:35:40,227
- because I'm not giving up, not...
- (Screaming)
676
00:35:40,228 --> 00:35:43,063
Holy shit! Dude, the dude!
677
00:35:43,064 --> 00:35:44,815
- (Working guy screaming) Help!
- Dude, the dude!
678
00:35:44,816 --> 00:35:47,401
- The worker guy!
- Holy shit.
679
00:35:47,402 --> 00:35:50,134
Please! Aah! Get me down!
680
00:35:50,135 --> 00:35:51,522
- Dude!
- Yeah, okay, call 911!
681
00:35:51,523 --> 00:35:53,374
- Man: Help me! Ah!
- You got a cell?
682
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:56,079
- Yeah, yeah.
- Please!
683
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,919
Yeah, a guy just fell off a billboard
from frontage road south of mountain.
684
00:36:03,402 --> 00:36:05,018
Hey, man!
685
00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:12,592
(Grunting) Help me!
686
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:20,986
Hey, man, I don't think that's very safe!
687
00:36:20,987 --> 00:36:22,806
You need to be, like, licensed for that!
688
00:36:22,841 --> 00:36:24,722
- Working guy: Help me!
- Man...
689
00:36:24,723 --> 00:36:27,056
(Panting, grunting)
690
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:34,671
Not looking down. One rung at a time.
691
00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:37,483
Not looking down.
692
00:36:41,039 --> 00:36:43,574
(Indistinct conversations)
693
00:36:43,575 --> 00:36:45,625
(Man grunting)
694
00:36:49,798 --> 00:36:51,798
(Grunting)
695
00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,805
Hurry up!
696
00:36:57,806 --> 00:36:59,974
Come get me!
697
00:37:00,495 --> 00:37:02,148
Help!
698
00:37:02,978 --> 00:37:04,727
(Grunting)
699
00:37:06,231 --> 00:37:09,682
Help me! Aah!
700
00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:15,621
- Sir, I'm right here!
- Please!
701
00:37:16,017 --> 00:37:17,246
Please!
702
00:37:23,164 --> 00:37:25,634
- Pull me up!
- Here, grab my hand!
703
00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:26,655
Pull me up!
704
00:37:26,656 --> 00:37:29,669
(Both grunting)
705
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,996
- Pull me up!
- Here!
706
00:37:36,637 --> 00:37:39,639
- Aah!
- (Both grunting)
707
00:37:40,215 --> 00:37:43,883
(Indistinct shouting)
708
00:38:01,736 --> 00:38:05,239
(Both panting)
709
00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,304
You okay?
710
00:38:07,439 --> 00:38:09,248
Took you long enough.
711
00:38:20,138 --> 00:38:21,472
I was scared, yes.
712
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,273
I mean, I'm not really
a big fan of heights...
713
00:38:24,274 --> 00:38:25,342
Let me tell you.
(Indistinct conversations)
714
00:38:25,343 --> 00:38:29,063
But, you know, something inside
me said, "you have to do this."
715
00:38:29,064 --> 00:38:31,331
I'm sure our city's first responders
716
00:38:31,332 --> 00:38:33,775
would have been here momentarily.
717
00:38:33,776 --> 00:38:36,015
- Can you believe this guy?
- But at least I was able...
718
00:38:36,016 --> 00:38:38,265
This whole thing was a
publicity stunt. It's got to be.
719
00:38:38,266 --> 00:38:40,741
I think that's kind of all anybody
wants when they're in trouble.
720
00:38:40,742 --> 00:38:42,009
Of course I didn't think...
721
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:44,160
You don't think anyone's
gonna actually buy this?
722
00:38:45,477 --> 00:38:49,109
It's hard to say. People love a hero.
723
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,367
You take it as it comes, right?
724
00:38:50,368 --> 00:38:53,504
The universe put me in
that spot at that moment.
725
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,955
Who am I to say no?
726
00:38:54,956 --> 00:38:58,756
You know, as a lawyer, while
I help people every day...
727
00:38:58,757 --> 00:39:02,169
- Whole thing's a damn stunt.
- But I think my clients know...
728
00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:04,832
that when they're in trouble, I'm there.
729
00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:07,233
I was just a guy who was in the right...
730
00:39:10,221 --> 00:39:12,221
(Sighs)
731
00:39:23,201 --> 00:39:25,702
(Breathing deeply)
732
00:39:33,161 --> 00:39:34,328
(Dial tone)
733
00:39:34,329 --> 00:39:35,379
(Dialing)
734
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,048
- (Ringing)
- (Sighs)
735
00:39:38,449 --> 00:39:42,319
Female voice: You have seven new messages.
736
00:39:43,135 --> 00:39:44,154
(Sighs)
737
00:39:44,614 --> 00:39:48,158
To listen to your messages, press "1."
738
00:39:48,159 --> 00:39:49,268
(Beep)
739
00:39:49,269 --> 00:39:53,551
First message, received at 5:40...
740
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,401
(Engine shuts off)
741
00:40:14,028 --> 00:40:16,696
(Sighs)
742
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,428
_
743
00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:31,678
(Clicks tongue) It's
just showmanship, Chuck.
744
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,680
(Clears throat)
745
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,895
Yeah, right.
746
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,343
(Sighs)
747
00:40:49,782 --> 00:40:52,233
(Birds chirping)
748
00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,183
You're early.
749
00:41:10,184 --> 00:41:12,462
- Did you...
- Yeah, I grounded myself.
750
00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:15,970
Hey, big day. My phone's
ringing off the hook.
751
00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:19,474
I have three consults
before lunchtime... three.
752
00:41:19,475 --> 00:41:22,160
- That's great, Jimmy.
- Yep.
753
00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:25,713
- The worm has turned.
- (Chuckling)
754
00:41:25,714 --> 00:41:27,116
That's really great.
755
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:30,355
So, to what do you
credit this sudden change?
756
00:41:30,356 --> 00:41:33,023
Well, I got to admit... you were right.
757
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,306
How so?
758
00:41:34,704 --> 00:41:37,760
Well, you told me to keep
plugging and, uh, you know...
759
00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:39,818
do good work, and the clients will come.
760
00:41:39,819 --> 00:41:41,318
You know, I'll admit.
761
00:41:41,319 --> 00:41:46,295
I almost lost faith a couple
times, but the worm has turned.
762
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:54,467
So, uh, what... you've been getting
referrals from your PD clients?
763
00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:56,296
Uh, yeah. You know...
764
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,973
You work hard, show you got half a brain,
765
00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,142
and people come knocking, like you said.
766
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,145
I just needed to get my face out there.
767
00:42:02,146 --> 00:42:03,389
Oh.
768
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:06,514
So, prosecutors, then...
referring clients?
769
00:42:06,515 --> 00:42:09,673
Yeah. Yep. Exactly.
770
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,511
Was it Bergeron?
771
00:42:11,512 --> 00:42:14,127
When I was starting out, she
sent me a couple good ones.
772
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,867
Yeah, uh, it was...
773
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:19,871
It was someone on her team.
(Clicks tongue) You know?
774
00:42:19,872 --> 00:42:23,539
I mean, hey, just took some
elbow grease and clean living...
775
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,207
People noticed.
776
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,929
I knew you had it in you.
777
00:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,883
I don't see the journal here.
778
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:36,765
- Right. Here you go.
- No, no, no.
779
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,995
Uh, Albuquerque journal... it's not here.
780
00:42:39,888 --> 00:42:43,123
Oh, yeah. (Sighs) I didn't see it outside.
781
00:42:43,124 --> 00:42:45,248
Wasn't out there? It's always out there.
782
00:42:45,249 --> 00:42:48,126
I didn't see it. (Chuckles)
Maybe they forgot to deliver it.
783
00:42:48,127 --> 00:42:50,552
Maybe some kids grabbed it. (Chuckles)
784
00:42:50,553 --> 00:42:53,567
Because if there's one thing kids
love, it's local print journalism.
785
00:42:53,568 --> 00:42:54,899
(Chuckles) I don't know what to tell you.
786
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,907
You got a ton of reading material there.
787
00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:00,604
Look, hey. (Whistles) Financial Times.
788
00:43:00,605 --> 00:43:04,053
You know, I know Albuquerque
is a hub of global intrigue,
789
00:43:04,054 --> 00:43:05,921
but you think that'll tide you over?
790
00:43:05,922 --> 00:43:07,579
All right, fine. But if
it's not here tomorrow,
791
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,646
I'm gonna need you to call
the subscription office for me.
792
00:43:09,647 --> 00:43:12,047
Yeah, will do. Look, I got to go.
793
00:43:12,082 --> 00:43:15,044
- I don't want to be late.
- Hey, good luck today!
794
00:43:15,045 --> 00:43:16,940
- Thanks.
- Keep it up.
795
00:43:17,674 --> 00:43:19,540
Hard work looks good on you.
796
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,561
(Engine turns over)
797
00:43:34,562 --> 00:43:36,729
(Car departs)
798
00:43:55,435 --> 00:43:57,087
(Plastic rustling)
799
00:44:20,089 --> 00:44:21,579
(Sighs)
800
00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:40,627
(Heavy breathing)
801
00:44:41,963 --> 00:44:43,463
Oh!
802
00:44:43,464 --> 00:44:45,599
(Gasping)
803
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,434
(Horn honks)
804
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,972
(Electricity crackling)
805
00:44:57,654 --> 00:44:59,082
Ah!
806
00:45:02,149 --> 00:45:04,951
Oh!
807
00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,319
(Electricity humming)
808
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,962
(Electricity whining)
809
00:45:16,944 --> 00:45:19,227
- (Grunts)
- (Electricity pulsing)
810
00:45:19,228 --> 00:45:20,866
(Pulsing stops)
811
00:45:23,923 --> 00:45:25,794
(Birds chirping)
812
00:45:25,795 --> 00:45:27,839
Oh!
813
00:45:29,739 --> 00:45:31,149
(Groans)
814
00:45:31,746 --> 00:45:34,146
(Breathing deeply)
815
00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:47,905
_
816
00:45:50,322 --> 00:45:52,722
__
817
00:45:52,723 --> 00:45:55,748
(Clock ticking)
818
00:45:56,656 --> 00:45:58,140
(Sighs)
819
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:15,500
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