1 00:00:10,626 --> 00:00:12,650 Lindy? Logan? 2 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:16,097 You and your friends had a party while we were gone?! 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,954 Do you have any idea how upset we are? 4 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:28,368 Would pizza make it better? 5 00:00:28,515 --> 00:00:32,934 You know, you don't need me here. This seems like more of a family issue. 6 00:00:32,935 --> 00:00:34,744 Oh, we can make it a family issue, Jasmine. 7 00:00:34,745 --> 00:00:38,292 - Your mom's on speed dial. - As well she should be. 8 00:00:38,374 --> 00:00:41,008 - We'll get to the party... - And my ruined couch... 9 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:44,320 And why a goat is eating your mother's wedding dress... 10 00:00:46,809 --> 00:00:50,410 But mostly we're concerned about your 91-year-old babysitter. 11 00:00:50,411 --> 00:00:52,449 What happened to Mrs. Klasby? 12 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,980 - I didn't do it! - I didn't do it! 13 00:00:59,694 --> 00:01:03,346 Season 1, Episode 1 "Dear High School Self" 14 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,856 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 15 00:01:07,052 --> 00:01:08,296 Well...? 16 00:01:08,454 --> 00:01:12,003 - We're waiting! - They're waiting! 17 00:01:13,164 --> 00:01:15,046 I know, right? It... 18 00:01:15,047 --> 00:01:17,222 - It totally looks like we're stalling... - Yeah. 19 00:01:17,223 --> 00:01:19,363 - But we're so not stalling. - No. 20 00:01:19,364 --> 00:01:22,773 - Hey, mom, is that a new sweater? - Hey, look, a bullhorn! 21 00:01:24,142 --> 00:01:25,409 Love you. 22 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:27,666 Focus! 23 00:01:27,876 --> 00:01:30,252 - Mrs. Klasby! - Yeah. 24 00:01:30,253 --> 00:01:34,084 Crabby older lady in the hot tub... Even prunier than usual. 25 00:01:34,086 --> 00:01:36,086 Someone start talking. 26 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,323 Other than the goat! 27 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:41,758 Fine. You know how our whole lives 28 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,518 you've always made us share everything because we're twins? 29 00:01:57,954 --> 00:02:01,084 We're tired of sharing everything! 30 00:02:01,085 --> 00:02:05,087 So... isn't this all kinda like your fault for having us? 31 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:08,553 - Yeah, I think you're missing the point. - Your mother's right. 32 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:11,982 - Whose cat was that? - One story at a time, Bob. 33 00:02:11,983 --> 00:02:13,519 Right. 34 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:17,910 - So we find this adorable tabby cat... - Mrs. Klasby! 35 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:22,278 It all started on a day that should have been really great. 36 00:02:23,636 --> 00:02:25,704 Finally! High school! 37 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:28,271 A place big enough we'll never have to run into each other. 38 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,775 Yeah, the only thing we'll have to share is our last name, a ride home, 39 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,411 and that birthmark we both have shaped like Finland. 40 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:39,483 Really? That's all you share? Not your friends? I find that very hurtful. 41 00:02:39,485 --> 00:02:41,907 Oh, right! We share you, guys. 42 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:44,321 Yeah, I'll take Garrett, you can have Jasmine, 43 00:02:44,323 --> 00:02:46,556 and we'll, uh, trade off Delia every other week. 44 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:48,392 Don't talk about me like I'm a puppy. 45 00:02:48,394 --> 00:02:50,594 Oh, it's okay! 46 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:53,530 Let's just go. Let's go to class! Come on! 47 00:02:53,532 --> 00:02:56,299 Careful. She bites sometimes. 48 00:02:56,301 --> 00:03:00,303 See you at graduation. I'll be the one everyone's begging to sign their yearbook. 49 00:03:00,736 --> 00:03:02,739 I'll be the one graduating. 50 00:03:02,741 --> 00:03:05,208 - Buh-bye. - So long. 51 00:03:10,201 --> 00:03:12,449 - You've got to be kidding me! - What?! Are you serious?! 52 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:15,582 - We're locker mates? - This is mom's womb all over again! 53 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,547 I'm just gonna go to English early. 54 00:03:17,548 --> 00:03:21,577 - Wait, English? Don't say Mrs. Braxton. - Oh! Yeah, Mrs. Braxton! 55 00:03:21,578 --> 00:03:23,678 And you know I hate it when you touch me! 56 00:03:23,729 --> 00:03:27,297 I do. Yes, I do! Yes, I do! Yes, I do! 57 00:03:29,189 --> 00:03:32,502 It's the first day of school, and I'm already falling behind. 58 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:35,672 What? How? We've only had two classes and no homework. 59 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:38,942 I'm talking about boys. I've hardly met any new ones. 60 00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:40,911 Would you give yourself a break, Jasmine? 61 00:03:40,913 --> 00:03:42,946 I mean, what did you expect, that you'd instantly be 62 00:03:42,948 --> 00:03:44,781 surrounded by a crowd of cute guys? 63 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:47,273 Yes, yes, I did. 64 00:03:47,419 --> 00:03:50,174 Hey, where's Delia? I thought she was going to meet us. 65 00:03:59,997 --> 00:04:01,965 Uh, what was that about? 66 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:04,328 Oh, I made some new friends in the theater department. 67 00:04:04,329 --> 00:04:08,004 She's already got four? I am so behind! 68 00:04:08,751 --> 00:04:12,709 Oh, would you stop, Jasmine? There is so much more to school than boys. 69 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,747 I mean, really. I want to run for student council, try out for gymnastics, 70 00:04:16,749 --> 00:04:19,822 and become Mrs. that guy. 71 00:04:20,685 --> 00:04:22,652 Who is that guy? 72 00:04:22,654 --> 00:04:25,856 That's Seth Wall. Senior. Quarterback. 73 00:04:25,858 --> 00:04:29,459 Voted cutest boy in the world by... anyone with eyeballs. 74 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:33,797 Hey. 75 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:41,011 I have got to find a way to get close to Seth Wall! 76 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,341 Oh! Gotta get to class. 77 00:04:44,343 --> 00:04:45,609 ♪ Boys! ♪ 78 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:56,544 So you have a crush on a senior, 79 00:04:56,545 --> 00:04:59,332 and you have your own backup dancers? 80 00:04:59,514 --> 00:05:03,764 Okay, yeah, that completely explains what happened to the house and Mrs. Klasby. 81 00:05:03,797 --> 00:05:06,657 You're gonna have to catch me up, hon, 'cause I'm not seeing it. 82 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:08,942 And I think we've lost track of the goat. 83 00:05:08,944 --> 00:05:10,963 - I'll go look. - I'll go to Mexico... 84 00:05:10,964 --> 00:05:13,347 Sit down! Not on the pizza stain! 85 00:05:13,349 --> 00:05:15,616 Oh! I can fix that. 86 00:05:20,322 --> 00:05:22,623 You never said "no python." 87 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,774 Or "no goat." 88 00:05:25,294 --> 00:05:27,582 I don't think we've done anything wrong here. 89 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:30,049 Finish the story. 90 00:05:30,074 --> 00:05:31,376 Fine. 91 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:35,536 Garrett and I were facing a life-changing decision. 92 00:05:35,538 --> 00:05:39,740 Our entire high school future depends on where we sit during lunch. 93 00:05:39,742 --> 00:05:43,477 I mean, come on! This is our time to shine. 94 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,158 Just put on your best "'Sup?" face. 95 00:05:48,205 --> 00:05:49,401 'Sup? 96 00:05:49,402 --> 00:05:50,882 - What's up? - 'Sup? 97 00:05:51,343 --> 00:05:52,487 'Sup? 98 00:05:52,488 --> 00:05:54,651 Is my "'sup?" face crooked? It feels crooked. 99 00:05:54,652 --> 00:05:57,029 A little bit. Tilt your head. 100 00:05:59,561 --> 00:06:01,272 'Sup? 101 00:06:02,372 --> 00:06:03,610 'Sup? 102 00:06:04,715 --> 00:06:05,866 'Sup? 103 00:06:05,868 --> 00:06:08,340 Yo, check it. That dude over there... 104 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:10,671 Seth Wall. He owns this place. 105 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:14,253 If we hang with him, our next four years are golden. 106 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:15,576 But we're freshmen. 107 00:06:15,578 --> 00:06:18,873 We can't just go up to a senior like we're... people. 108 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,776 I got this. 109 00:06:23,719 --> 00:06:28,539 Hey, Seth. Logan Watson. Big fan. Mind if we join you? 110 00:06:28,674 --> 00:06:31,391 - Freshmen, right? - No, I told him we weren't people! 111 00:06:31,665 --> 00:06:35,148 Hey, guys, nothing personal, but you see that table over there? 112 00:06:35,149 --> 00:06:38,140 Underneath the vents, where all the stuff falls out on the food trays? 113 00:06:41,048 --> 00:06:44,517 - That's where freshmen sit. - I get you, bro, but... 114 00:06:44,519 --> 00:06:48,021 We're not like ordinary, under-the-vent kinda freshmen. 115 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:49,756 No, we're special. 116 00:06:53,077 --> 00:06:57,130 I will not stand for this. I must make my mark. 117 00:06:57,132 --> 00:07:00,133 I've got to find a way to get tight with Seth Wall. 118 00:07:01,412 --> 00:07:03,984 Uhh, I think I just ate insulation. 119 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,888 Your mom and I have to go out of town for work this weekend. 120 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:12,650 It's okay to have the gang over, but here are the rules. 121 00:07:12,651 --> 00:07:14,372 Listen carefully. 122 00:07:16,363 --> 00:07:18,563 Wait a minute. 123 00:07:18,565 --> 00:07:21,781 Big house, subtract parents... 124 00:07:21,804 --> 00:07:26,138 Add all my friends, multiply it by the power of my blue sequin jacket... 125 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:28,063 Divide by Pi. 126 00:07:28,064 --> 00:07:30,275 Oh, right, we'll need pizza. 127 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:33,211 - That's it! Party equals Seth Wall! - Party equals Seth Wall! 128 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:37,249 So you're both clear on the plan for this weekend? 129 00:07:37,251 --> 00:07:39,251 - Totally! - Got it! 130 00:07:46,826 --> 00:07:48,686 - What are you doing?! - What are you doing?! 131 00:07:48,687 --> 00:07:50,378 Setting up for my party tonight. 132 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:53,299 What? You can't have a party. I'm having a party. 133 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,264 I'm not sharing this with you! I've shared every party of my life with you. 134 00:07:56,265 --> 00:08:01,253 Oh, you think I liked having a Princess Patty pony party every other year? 135 00:08:01,254 --> 00:08:03,961 You're not going anywhere near Loganfest. 136 00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:07,955 - It's called Lindy-Palooza. - No, it is called... 137 00:08:08,401 --> 00:08:11,055 - Mrs. Klasby! - That's a horrible name! 138 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:12,567 What are you doing here? 139 00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:17,573 Your parentals hired me to keep you two dork-nozzles from acting the fool. 140 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,133 It's too late! 141 00:08:20,135 --> 00:08:23,065 Uh, aren't you a little old to babysit? 142 00:08:23,066 --> 00:08:24,571 Mos' def. 143 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:27,431 I'm just here for the cable TV and the massage chair. 144 00:08:27,432 --> 00:08:29,000 And that popcorn. 145 00:08:29,645 --> 00:08:31,612 Ooh! Buttered. 146 00:08:32,878 --> 00:08:36,952 Well, this stinks! Half the school's on their way to our house. 147 00:08:36,954 --> 00:08:39,070 Logan, we have to figure this out together. 148 00:08:39,071 --> 00:08:40,460 Agreed. 149 00:08:40,461 --> 00:08:43,460 Okay, let's go in there and convince Klasby to let you have your party. 150 00:08:43,461 --> 00:08:44,994 Uh, it's our party! 151 00:08:44,996 --> 00:08:49,422 Fine, but I better not see one princess, one Patty, or one pony! 152 00:08:52,569 --> 00:08:56,242 Mrs. Klasby, before you say anything, keep an open mind. 153 00:08:56,243 --> 00:09:00,149 Because this is your chance to be the best babysitter ever! 154 00:09:03,538 --> 00:09:05,779 Mrs. Klasby? 155 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:08,658 Mrs. Klasby? 156 00:09:08,996 --> 00:09:11,330 Mrs. Klasby?! 157 00:09:13,568 --> 00:09:15,048 Is she... 158 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:16,586 Old? 159 00:09:20,673 --> 00:09:22,706 I think she might be... 160 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:25,039 One more than old. 161 00:09:26,029 --> 00:09:28,364 But nothing's one more than... 162 00:09:33,903 --> 00:09:36,613 How could this have happened?! Two minutes ago she was fine! 163 00:09:36,614 --> 00:09:39,854 It's the circle of life... Or not life. 164 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:43,820 Mrs. Klasby! Okay, we have to call emergency services right now, 165 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:45,199 and we've gotta cancel the party. 166 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,203 Absolutely, and that is just what we're gonna do. 167 00:09:49,432 --> 00:09:52,185 - Unless we don't. - Excuse me? 168 00:09:52,186 --> 00:09:56,057 Okay, all right, this is sad, but what's the opposite of sad? 169 00:09:56,082 --> 00:09:59,138 Happy! And what makes people happy? 170 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:04,875 A party. And we... we all know Mrs. Klasby loved to party! 171 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:10,825 So... don't think about this as our party. 172 00:10:10,826 --> 00:10:14,862 Think of this as a tribute to Mrs. Klasby. 173 00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:17,557 - Are you out of your mind? - Not at all! 174 00:10:17,558 --> 00:10:20,364 I mean, it's the perfect way to honor her. 175 00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:24,641 We call it Logan-Lindy- Fest-Klasby-Palooza. 176 00:10:25,686 --> 00:10:27,915 Oh, my gosh! Mrs. Klasby's gone. 177 00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:30,317 - I mean, she's gone! - Exactly! 178 00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:34,474 Exactly. So... what's the rush to call someone? 179 00:10:34,555 --> 00:10:36,755 I mean, it's not like she's going anywhere. 180 00:10:37,611 --> 00:10:40,697 Well, that's true. What's the difference if... 181 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:42,768 No, okay? No, no, no, no, no! 182 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:45,501 And if I was not clear enough, no! We have no choice. 183 00:10:45,502 --> 00:10:48,694 We have to call Emergency Services, and we're canceling the party. 184 00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:51,930 Too late. 185 00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:11,292 So you thought Mrs. Klasby had passed on, 186 00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:13,360 and yet you still went ahead with the party? 187 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:16,702 We prefer the term "Celebration of Life." 188 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:29,811 What up, y'all? 189 00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:33,436 Deejay Eddie Y. dropping beats! 190 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:36,284 And while we're dropping beats... 191 00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:39,119 We may want to pick up some coasters. 192 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:41,420 Water rings, people. 193 00:11:41,891 --> 00:11:43,491 Yo. 194 00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:52,067 Man, when I thought about picking up a lady at this party, 195 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:54,136 this is not how I saw it going. 196 00:11:55,538 --> 00:11:57,738 Emergency Services said it would be a while, 197 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:59,440 but there's nothing they can do anyway. 198 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:02,076 Yeah, that's what I said, but whenever I have an idea, 199 00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:03,588 you make it sound like I'm stupid. 200 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:04,769 Logan! 201 00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:08,161 Mrs. Klasby! We are so sorry! 202 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:09,558 This is awful! 203 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:13,370 On the bright side, would have been a lot worse if mom had done the laundry. 204 00:12:14,123 --> 00:12:16,123 So now what do we do?! 205 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,693 Okay, we stay calm, go upstairs, 206 00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:22,396 - ...join the party... - And try to keep the body count down. 207 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:27,368 I wonder if my boy Seth Wall is here yet. 208 00:12:27,922 --> 00:12:31,549 Wait... Seth Wall? I'm having my party for Seth Wall. 209 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,452 What? No, the whole point of my party is to impress Seth Wall. 210 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,142 Look, I'm not sharing him with you. 211 00:12:36,143 --> 00:12:38,878 You realize we're fighting over a dude, right? 212 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,406 Some jerk-face spilled smoothie on your mom's favorite quilt! 213 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,541 Don't worry, I can get the stain out. 214 00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:48,695 - You're the jerk-face, aren't ya? - Affirmative. 215 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,172 Oh, also, Seth Wall just pulled up. 216 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:00,965 Don't forget to put... fabric softener in! 217 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,982 Mrs. Klasby? What are you doing in the laundry bin? 218 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,750 No clue. 219 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:09,398 I'm 91 years old. I get mad tired! 220 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,857 One minute I'm up, and the next minute I'm... 221 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:40,552 I'm so glad you were free tonight, Billy. 222 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,258 I hate showing up to these things without a date. 223 00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:46,424 Every party is better with a goat. 224 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,660 Hey, Delia, do you know where the coats go? 225 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,695 - Upstairs. - Great, you're the best. 226 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,964 - Um, wait, no. No. - Ow! Ow! 227 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,733 There's a zipper! There's a zipper on my face! 228 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,505 Hey, girl. Great music. 229 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,074 It's cool that you're droppin' oldies! 230 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,543 - Logan dropped her, not me. - Shh! 231 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,312 - What? - Nothing! Where's Seth Wall? 232 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,815 He got stuck signing autographs on the front porch. 233 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,597 Score! 234 00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:17,041 This is so cool, Lindy! You got him to show up. 235 00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:27,665 Foam party! 236 00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:38,778 This is awesome! You ordered a foam machine? 237 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,313 No, I thought you did. 238 00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:42,882 Good news... I fixed your washing machine. 239 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:47,020 Bad news... you need someone to fix your washing machine. 240 00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:51,684 Way to ride the wave, Mrs. K.! 241 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,862 - Mrs. K.?! - Mrs. K.?! 242 00:14:53,945 --> 00:14:56,012 What are you guys doing with her? She's... 243 00:14:56,013 --> 00:14:59,508 I know! Mad tired, right? I just talked to her in the basement. 244 00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:03,880 Yeah, she says one minute she's up, the next minute she's... 245 00:15:03,881 --> 00:15:05,309 Are you sure she was...? 246 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,128 You definitely heard her...? 247 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:09,263 Yes, I think I know what... means. 248 00:15:09,265 --> 00:15:10,998 She's alive! 249 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,234 Told you we had nothing to worry about. 250 00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:15,285 There's some guy at the door threatening to call the cops 251 00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,671 and shut down the party if he doesn't talk to the chaperone. 252 00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:20,400 - Deputy Doug?! - Deputy Doug?! 253 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,655 Why did you hide Mrs. Klasby from Doug? 254 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:33,656 You could have just told him she was asleep. 255 00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:35,625 That would have been the mature decision. 256 00:15:35,627 --> 00:15:39,013 If we were mature, would we be having this conversation? 257 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,002 - Doug's looking around. - He's gonna wanna talk to Mrs. Klasby. 258 00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:46,036 Everybody just stay calm. 259 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:53,609 All right, okay, you guys hide Klasby, I'll handle Doug. 260 00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:55,178 Okay. Let's go. 261 00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:59,696 Hey! It's Doug, the neighborhood watchdog! 262 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,597 I see they let you off your leash. 263 00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:03,231 Don't sass me, Watson. 264 00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:05,816 I'm fresh off of three Sundays of taser training 265 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,453 and one day lying in bed doing this... 266 00:16:10,394 --> 00:16:13,162 - Where are your parents? - They're out of town. 267 00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:15,336 Who's the adult in charge? 268 00:16:15,337 --> 00:16:18,812 Well, I got pit hair now, so you're talking to him. 269 00:16:20,003 --> 00:16:24,474 - Fine, it's Mrs. Klasby. - Klasby? She used to babysit me. 270 00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,942 Made me rub her feet. 271 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:30,179 She'd never let you have a party. Let me speak to her. 272 00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:32,582 Sure! Uh, she's on the patio. 273 00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:35,551 We keep it over there, far away from the inside of the house. 274 00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:37,386 All right, clear a path. 275 00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:40,756 I have space issues! And taser ones! Back off! 276 00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:45,528 Put her in the bedroom! Go! Go! Hurry! 277 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,397 Lindy. I've been looking for you. 278 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,533 Y-you know my name? 279 00:16:50,535 --> 00:16:54,326 Yeah. Aren't you Lindy-Palooza? 280 00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:57,006 I am now. 281 00:16:57,008 --> 00:16:58,574 You seem really cool. 282 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,077 Can you say that again? 283 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:03,245 Because I've heard it in my head before, 284 00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:06,459 but it sounds totally different when it comes out of your mouth. 285 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:09,697 Okay, that wasn't very cool. 286 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:13,617 You seem really cool. 287 00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:18,594 Listen, I'm headed to see a friend's band play. 288 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:21,781 - You want to come with us? - You mean me...? 289 00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:23,488 With you? 290 00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:26,736 That sounds so good, Seth Wall. 291 00:17:26,738 --> 00:17:30,239 - That's it, Watson! I'm calling the cops. - No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop. 292 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:32,508 Lindy, please! 293 00:17:32,949 --> 00:17:36,112 But I have to help my brother and my friends right now. 294 00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:37,747 I'm really sorry. 295 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:40,750 Seriously? 296 00:17:40,752 --> 00:17:43,452 A bunch of freshmen and your lame brother, 297 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,674 or Seth Wall? 298 00:17:46,211 --> 00:17:48,312 It doesn't sound like much of a choice. 299 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,881 You know, you're right. 300 00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:52,883 I don't know what I was thinking. 301 00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:55,015 It's not a choice at all. 302 00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:58,221 No one calls my brother lame. And for the record, 303 00:17:58,223 --> 00:18:00,861 he's a better guy than you'll ever be. 304 00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:02,883 See ya, Seth Wall. 305 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:08,255 You were watching that? 306 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,732 You are so lame! 307 00:18:15,273 --> 00:18:17,482 I feel like she's looking at me. 308 00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:19,441 Can someone turn her around? 309 00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:29,803 - Delia, are you okay? - No, I'm not okay. 310 00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:32,065 Oh, you mean the coats and whoever this is? 311 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:33,966 Yeah, I'm fine. 312 00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:36,772 There's no Klasby. 313 00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:39,508 This is an unsupervised party. I'm calling the cops. 314 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,669 Oh, come on! Can't we work something out? 315 00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,390 You like goats? 316 00:18:43,391 --> 00:18:46,036 Of course. Every party's better with a goat. 317 00:18:46,038 --> 00:18:49,573 This is Doug Peterman, Evanston Neighborhood Watch. 318 00:18:49,574 --> 00:18:53,913 Hey! What do you want, you pathetic mall cop reject?! 319 00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,749 Don't you have anything better to do on a Friday night 320 00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,959 than bust some teenagers' party? 321 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,326 Get a life! 322 00:19:01,332 --> 00:19:03,722 I see she hasn't mellowed with age. 323 00:19:05,451 --> 00:19:07,385 It's just that some of the neighbors 324 00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:10,180 complained about the noise, so I thought I'd come... 325 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,732 Don't get your boxers in a bunch, bullhorn boy! 326 00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:18,604 I'll deal with it. 327 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,778 Now beat it before I add one of your teeth to my collection! 328 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,912 I can show myself out. 329 00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:29,772 Yes! 330 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,310 Yes! 331 00:19:31,311 --> 00:19:34,365 Guys, that was amazing. I can't believe we pulled that off! 332 00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:36,767 We did, and we'd do it again in a heartbeat, 333 00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:39,168 which, thankfully, Mrs. Klasby now has. 334 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:41,360 Guys, you were awesome! 335 00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:43,028 Okay, of all the great memories we've made 336 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:46,832 since we started high school Monday, this is the best! 337 00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:49,535 All right, come on. Group shot. 338 00:19:50,904 --> 00:19:52,805 Where'd I leave my bullhorn? 339 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,914 Mrs. Klasby! 340 00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,311 Marco! 341 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,616 Polo! 342 00:20:11,858 --> 00:20:14,526 Wait a minute. Wait. None of this explains 343 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:17,403 what a 6-foot python was doing in the couch. 344 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:23,769 This is the perfect place for her to lay her eggs. 345 00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:27,773 Come on, guys. 346 00:20:27,775 --> 00:20:32,077 I'm gonna walk these two home and give them a good, stern talking to. 347 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,492 Kids. Am I right? 348 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,425 We're still calling your parents, Jasmine. 349 00:20:36,426 --> 00:20:37,596 Understood. 350 00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:42,251 Bob, let's go get Mrs. Klasby up. We gotta get her out of that tub. 351 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,491 Thanks, by the way. 352 00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:47,993 For what? 353 00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:50,796 You know, for not bailing on me to leave with Seth, 354 00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:53,632 and for telling him I'm a great guy. 355 00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,400 Do you really feel that way? 356 00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:57,893 Logan, of course. 357 00:20:57,894 --> 00:21:01,925 No matter what, you're still my twin brother. 358 00:21:07,047 --> 00:21:09,948 Uh, you're actually letting me touch you. 359 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,683 We're hugging! 360 00:21:11,685 --> 00:21:13,719 - No, we're not. It's a takedown! - What?! 361 00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:15,721 Aah! Logan! 362 00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:17,656 You are so lame. 363 00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:19,691 Mrs. Klasby, please wake up. 364 00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,381 Any luck? 365 00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:24,312 - She's totally out. - She looks so relaxed. 366 00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:27,035 You know, we should use this hot tub more. 367 00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:30,469 You wanna hop right in, or you wanna get the old lady out first? 368 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,915 She is breathing, right? 369 00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:42,414 Oh! Will somebody tell me why I am soaking wet? 370 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,484 I stink like a goat! My girdle's full of foam! 371 00:21:45,486 --> 00:21:49,434 And why do I feel like I've been dropped down the stairs 372 00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:51,739 and tossed out of a window?! 373 00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:56,379 - I didn't do it! - I didn't do it! 374 00:21:58,831 --> 00:22:01,283 I posted the selfie of us and Mrs. K. online. 375 00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:03,735 We are blowing up. Look at the comments. 376 00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:07,815 "Epic party. Best night ever!" 377 00:22:07,816 --> 00:22:09,641 "Lindy and Logan rule." 378 00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:11,643 "Dork-nozzles"? 379 00:22:11,645 --> 00:22:13,478 Oh, that one's Mrs. Klasby. 380 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,147 Yeah. 381 00:22:15,149 --> 00:22:17,200 We are so legendary. 382 00:22:17,201 --> 00:22:19,651 We're going to get invited to every party! 383 00:22:19,653 --> 00:22:22,721 Yeah, too bad we're grounded for the next six weeks. 384 00:22:22,723 --> 00:22:25,524 My parents kept me in the basement once, too. 385 00:22:25,526 --> 00:22:28,126 Delia, we're allowed to go upstairs. 386 00:22:28,503 --> 00:22:31,252 Oh... yeah, so was I. 387 00:22:32,732 --> 00:22:36,034 Well, we're not going to any parties without you guys. 388 00:22:37,538 --> 00:22:40,214 You know what? Grounded or not, 389 00:22:40,215 --> 00:22:42,475 we're really lucky to have you guys as our friends. 390 00:22:42,476 --> 00:22:45,043 - So cheesy... - I think it's sweet. 391 00:22:45,045 --> 00:22:47,913 No, this cushion. It's... It's full of cheese. 392 00:22:47,915 --> 00:22:49,881 Who doesn't stain-guard linen? 393 00:22:49,883 --> 00:22:51,550 All right, let me be the first to say 394 00:22:51,552 --> 00:22:54,347 that I'll hang out the whole six weeks if I have to. 395 00:22:54,348 --> 00:22:55,721 You'd do that for us? 396 00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:57,589 Are you kidding? I'd get to play with 397 00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:59,752 all the baby snakes that are crawling out of the couch. 398 00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:06,725 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com