1 00:00:06,217 --> 00:00:08,761 (DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:32,993 --> 00:00:34,495 (MUSIC ENDS) 3 00:00:35,621 --> 00:00:37,831 JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else. 4 00:00:37,915 --> 00:00:39,333 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 5 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:40,543 -(STICK TAPPING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 6 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:45,214 Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three. 7 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:49,051 (STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY) 8 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:53,389 (BEAT PICKING UP) 9 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:57,184 (RHYTHMICALLY) One, two, three, four. 10 00:00:57,268 --> 00:00:59,812 -Stay on the beat. -(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 11 00:00:59,937 --> 00:01:01,897 Two, three, four. 12 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,237 That's C-sharp, horns. 13 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,655 (BLOWING SHARPLY) 14 00:01:09,738 --> 00:01:12,074 Two, three... I see you, Caleb. 15 00:01:13,826 --> 00:01:14,827 Rachel, now you. 16 00:01:15,244 --> 00:01:17,288 Forgot my sax, Mr. G. 17 00:01:17,454 --> 00:01:21,834 Okay, she forgot her sax. And now, all you, Connie. 18 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:23,085 Go for it! 19 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:25,504 (PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 20 00:01:39,476 --> 00:01:40,769 BOY: Way to go! 21 00:01:40,853 --> 00:01:42,855 (STUDENTS GIGGLING) 22 00:01:44,273 --> 00:01:45,274 (CONNIE SIGHS) 23 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:47,693 Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at? 24 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,612 So Connie got a little lost in it. 25 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:51,238 That's a good thing. 26 00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:52,907 Look, I remember one time 27 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:54,867 my dad took me to this jazz club, 28 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:56,577 and that's the last place I wanted to be. 29 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:57,870 But then I see this guy, 30 00:01:58,329 --> 00:02:01,624 and he's playing these chords with fourths on it, 31 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,209 and then with the minor... 32 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:04,793 -(MINOR KEYS PLAY) -Oh, oh, whoo. 33 00:02:04,877 --> 00:02:07,588 Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... 34 00:02:07,671 --> 00:02:08,923 It's like he's singing. 35 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,718 And I swear, the next thing I know... 36 00:02:12,801 --> 00:02:14,386 (PLAYS CASCADING NOTES) 37 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,055 ...it's like he floats off the stage. 38 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:17,264 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 39 00:02:17,348 --> 00:02:18,891 That guy was lost in the music. 40 00:02:18,974 --> 00:02:22,353 He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him. 41 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:24,688 (CONTINUES PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 42 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,402 And I wanted to learn... 43 00:02:30,486 --> 00:02:31,695 (PLAYING CHORDS) 44 00:02:31,779 --> 00:02:33,197 ...how to talk like that. 45 00:02:34,323 --> 00:02:35,616 That's when I knew... 46 00:02:39,537 --> 00:02:40,871 I was born to play. 47 00:02:40,955 --> 00:02:42,456 (PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE) 48 00:02:43,165 --> 00:02:45,459 Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie? 49 00:02:45,626 --> 00:02:46,961 I'm 12. 50 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,046 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 51 00:02:49,922 --> 00:02:52,091 I'll be right back. Practice your scales. 52 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,134 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner. 53 00:02:54,218 --> 00:02:55,219 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 54 00:02:55,302 --> 00:02:56,512 (CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor. 55 00:02:56,679 --> 00:02:59,014 -Hey! -Not you, though, you're good. 56 00:02:59,181 --> 00:03:00,349 -(WHISPERS) He's not. -(CHUCKLES) 57 00:03:00,516 --> 00:03:02,017 What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo? 58 00:03:02,184 --> 00:03:04,979 I wanted to deliver the good news personally. 59 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:07,231 No more part-time for you. 60 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:10,359 You're now our full-time band teacher. 61 00:03:10,442 --> 00:03:11,610 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Job security. 62 00:03:11,694 --> 00:03:13,612 Medical insurance. Pension. 63 00:03:13,779 --> 00:03:15,990 Wow. That's, uh, great. 64 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:20,744 Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently. 65 00:03:20,828 --> 00:03:22,746 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 66 00:03:24,248 --> 00:03:26,292 (INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 67 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:39,722 LIBBA: After all these years, my prayers have been answered. 68 00:03:39,889 --> 00:03:41,932 A full-time job. 69 00:03:42,016 --> 00:03:43,392 Working man, coming through. 70 00:03:43,475 --> 00:03:44,476 Yeah, Mom, but I... 71 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,395 You're going to tell them yes, right? 72 00:03:46,562 --> 00:03:47,646 Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan. 73 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,064 You always got a plan. 74 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:51,066 Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too, 75 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:52,943 -for when your plan falls through. -(WOMAN GROANING) 76 00:03:53,027 --> 00:03:54,486 -A backup plan never hurts. -(JOE SIGHS) 77 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:57,156 Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education 78 00:03:57,323 --> 00:03:58,908 so you could be a middle-aged man 79 00:03:58,991 --> 00:04:00,576 washing your underwear in my shop. 80 00:04:00,743 --> 00:04:02,536 Walking around with a hole in his pants. 81 00:04:02,703 --> 00:04:04,455 -Yeah, but... -With this job, you'll be able 82 00:04:04,538 --> 00:04:06,624 to put that dead-end gigging behind you. 83 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:09,418 And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world. 84 00:04:09,585 --> 00:04:10,586 And just think, 85 00:04:10,753 --> 00:04:14,840 playing music will finally be your real career. 86 00:04:15,007 --> 00:04:17,968 So you're going to tell them yes, right? 87 00:04:18,385 --> 00:04:19,386 Please say yes. 88 00:04:19,929 --> 00:04:21,096 Yeah, definitely. 89 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,264 LIBBA: Good. 90 00:04:22,348 --> 00:04:24,350 -(JOE SIGHS) -(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 91 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:29,104 Hello? 92 00:04:29,188 --> 00:04:30,189 How you been, Mr. G? 93 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,900 Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker. 94 00:04:32,983 --> 00:04:36,070 Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man. 95 00:04:36,153 --> 00:04:38,531 Uh... Listen. You can call me Joe now, Curley. 96 00:04:38,614 --> 00:04:39,615 I'm not your teacher anymore. 97 00:04:39,698 --> 00:04:40,950 CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner. 98 00:04:41,116 --> 00:04:44,036 Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet, 99 00:04:44,119 --> 00:04:47,122 and we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight. 100 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:48,624 Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me? 101 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:51,210 Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow! 102 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:53,671 I would die a happy man 103 00:04:53,754 --> 00:04:56,257 if I could perform with Dorothea Williams. 104 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,801 CURLEY: Oh, well, this could be your lucky day. 105 00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:01,887 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 106 00:05:10,396 --> 00:05:12,106 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(CAR HORN BLARES) 107 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:16,318 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 108 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,365 -CURLEY: Whew, there he is. -Hey, Curley. 109 00:05:21,532 --> 00:05:23,534 Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man. 110 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,286 -Yeah. Uh, I'll bet. -I'm glad you made it. 111 00:05:25,452 --> 00:05:28,622 My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. 112 00:05:28,789 --> 00:05:29,832 Said you were great. 113 00:05:29,999 --> 00:05:32,293 (CHUCKLES) Well, you know, for a coffee shop. 114 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:34,211 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 115 00:05:59,236 --> 00:06:00,237 CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea. 116 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:02,865 This is the cat I was telling you about. 117 00:06:03,032 --> 00:06:05,326 My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner. 118 00:06:05,492 --> 00:06:06,827 Call me Joe, Dorothea. 119 00:06:06,911 --> 00:06:08,871 Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams. 120 00:06:09,038 --> 00:06:11,498 It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing. 121 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:15,127 CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son. 122 00:06:16,295 --> 00:06:20,132 So, we're down to middle school band teachers now. 123 00:06:22,218 --> 00:06:25,930 Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day. 124 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:32,102 (BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC) 125 00:06:32,186 --> 00:06:33,771 -What... What are we playin'? -(HITS NOTE ON PIANO) 126 00:06:33,854 --> 00:06:35,731 (BAND CONTINUES PLAYING) 127 00:06:38,859 --> 00:06:41,862 (PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY) 128 00:06:46,784 --> 00:06:49,161 (PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS) 129 00:06:59,672 --> 00:07:01,423 (PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES) 130 00:07:10,307 --> 00:07:12,518 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 131 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:35,791 (CONTINUES PLAYING IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES) 132 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:16,373 (MUSIC ENDS) 133 00:08:21,462 --> 00:08:22,671 Uh, sorry. 134 00:08:22,755 --> 00:08:25,216 I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES) 135 00:08:27,051 --> 00:08:29,136 Joe Gardner, where have you been? 136 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:32,097 I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band. 137 00:08:32,181 --> 00:08:33,432 Uh, but on the weekends, I... 138 00:08:33,516 --> 00:08:35,017 -You got a suit? -Uh... 139 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,394 Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. 140 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:39,563 Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00. 141 00:08:39,647 --> 00:08:40,731 Soundcheck's at 7:00. 142 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:42,483 We'll see how you do. 143 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,821 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 144 00:08:48,239 --> 00:08:50,991 You see that, Dad? That's what I'm talking about! 145 00:08:51,158 --> 00:08:52,159 Hey, look up, look up. 146 00:08:52,243 --> 00:08:54,495 You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! 147 00:08:54,578 --> 00:08:55,913 (JOE LAUGHS) 148 00:08:55,996 --> 00:08:57,498 You're never gonna believe what just happened. 149 00:08:57,581 --> 00:08:59,917 I did it. I got the gig. Yes! 150 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,001 I... I know. 151 00:09:01,085 --> 00:09:02,795 Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it? 152 00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:04,630 Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt! 153 00:09:04,964 --> 00:09:07,383 Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay? 154 00:09:08,092 --> 00:09:10,135 Forget class. I'm in a different class. 155 00:09:10,219 --> 00:09:12,137 I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy. 156 00:09:12,388 --> 00:09:13,389 You know what I'm saying? I'm... 157 00:09:13,472 --> 00:09:14,849 -(BARKS) -Whoa! Sorry! 158 00:09:14,932 --> 00:09:16,350 -(HORN BLARES) -(GASPS) 159 00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:18,394 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 160 00:09:18,477 --> 00:09:19,520 (SCREAMS) 161 00:09:22,106 --> 00:09:23,274 (GRUNTS) 162 00:09:24,525 --> 00:09:26,610 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 163 00:09:32,783 --> 00:09:33,909 What the... 164 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:43,168 (ECHOING) Hello? 165 00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:46,422 Hello? 166 00:09:51,969 --> 00:09:53,971 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 167 00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:59,560 What the... 168 00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:03,564 (WHIMPERS) 169 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:06,483 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello! 170 00:10:07,610 --> 00:10:09,361 (SIGHS) Hello. 171 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:11,322 Oh, what's your name, honey? 172 00:10:11,405 --> 00:10:12,907 Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. 173 00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:15,242 Look, I'm not supposed to be here. 174 00:10:15,326 --> 00:10:18,245 Ah. Must have been sudden for you. 175 00:10:18,412 --> 00:10:21,457 You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old. 176 00:10:21,624 --> 00:10:24,251 Been waiting a long time for this. 177 00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:27,588 -For what? -The Great Beyond. 178 00:10:30,174 --> 00:10:31,592 JOE: The Great Beyond? 179 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:34,595 -As in, as in beyond life? -Yeah. 180 00:10:34,678 --> 00:10:36,180 -That's death right there? -(SPEAKING INUKTITUT) 181 00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:39,892 (IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it? 182 00:10:40,059 --> 00:10:41,310 No, no, no, listen. 183 00:10:41,393 --> 00:10:42,978 I have a gig tonight. I can't die now. 184 00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:44,647 MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES) Well, I really don't think 185 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,106 you have a lot to say about this. 186 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:47,733 Yes. Yes, I do. 187 00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:50,945 I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due. 188 00:10:51,028 --> 00:10:52,404 Heck, I'm overdue. 189 00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:53,614 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm outta here. 190 00:10:54,156 --> 00:10:57,034 I don't think you're supposed to go that way. 191 00:10:57,201 --> 00:10:58,786 This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today. 192 00:10:58,869 --> 00:11:00,913 Not when my life just started. 193 00:11:08,712 --> 00:11:09,713 (CRACKLES) 194 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:10,798 What was that? 195 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:13,384 Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back. 196 00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:14,718 I don't wanna die! 197 00:11:14,885 --> 00:11:16,971 I'm not done. I'm not done. Run! 198 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,973 -Why aren't you running? -I don't know. 199 00:11:19,056 --> 00:11:20,766 -What's wrong with you people? -MALE SOUL: I don't know. 200 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:22,393 (JOE PANTING) 201 00:11:22,476 --> 00:11:23,477 (FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN) 202 00:11:25,396 --> 00:11:27,439 JOE: (IN ENGLISH) I'm not done. (GRUNTING) 203 00:11:27,523 --> 00:11:28,524 Ahh! 204 00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,693 (CRACKLING CONTINUES) 205 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:36,323 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 206 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,158 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 207 00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,869 (PANTING) 208 00:11:39,952 --> 00:11:42,955 Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back. 209 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,751 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 210 00:11:47,835 --> 00:11:49,837 (SCREAMING) 211 00:11:54,216 --> 00:11:56,468 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 212 00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:43,557 (MUFFLED CHATTERING) 213 00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,076 -(LAUGHTER) -(JOE GASPS) 214 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:06,705 -(JOE GASPS) -(NEW SOUL GIGGLES) 215 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,458 (NEW SOULS GIGGLING) 216 00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:11,085 What? 217 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:12,461 -(CRUNCHES) -Ow! 218 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,716 Now, now, everyone, 219 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,301 let's give the mentor some room. 220 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:22,137 Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough. 221 00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:26,183 Hey, everyone, look here. (SING-SONG) Quiet coyote. 222 00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:28,561 Shh. Quiet coyote. 223 00:13:29,395 --> 00:13:30,396 Who... Who are you? 224 00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:31,856 I am the coming together 225 00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:34,400 of all quantized fields of the universe. 226 00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:37,736 Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend. 227 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,446 -What? -You can call me Jerry. 228 00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:41,323 Jerry, okay. 229 00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:43,742 Uh, hey, is this heaven? 230 00:13:43,826 --> 00:13:45,619 (LAUGHS) No. 231 00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:49,248 Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? 232 00:13:49,415 --> 00:13:52,877 NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell. 233 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,004 -Shh. Quiet coyote. -NEW SOUL: Hell. 234 00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,797 It's easy to get turned around. 235 00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:59,258 This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before. 236 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,510 The Great Before? 237 00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:05,014 Oh. We call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding. 238 00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:07,725 (NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 239 00:14:07,808 --> 00:14:08,809 NEW SOUL 1: Hell. 240 00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:09,894 NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here! 241 00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,855 (ALL GIGGLING) 242 00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:17,985 Does this mean I'm dead? 243 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,111 Not yet. 244 00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:21,071 Your body's in a holding pattern. 245 00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,239 It's complicated. 246 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:23,824 I'll get you back to your group. 247 00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:27,161 (GASPS) 248 00:14:27,244 --> 00:14:29,038 (JOE WHIMPERS) 249 00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:33,459 Come on, little souls, get on up here. 250 00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:38,631 Welcome to the You Seminar. 251 00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:42,676 You are in for a treat. 252 00:14:47,181 --> 00:14:49,016 (CLICKING) 253 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:56,857 -Mm, that's weird. -What is it? 254 00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,859 -The count's off. -Excuse me? 255 00:14:59,026 --> 00:15:03,405 There's a soul missing. The count's off. 256 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:05,824 Huh. 257 00:15:06,909 --> 00:15:09,995 Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. 258 00:15:10,162 --> 00:15:11,830 You four. In you go. 259 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,712 (WHIRRING) 260 00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,673 (ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 261 00:15:20,756 --> 00:15:24,510 You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not? 262 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:29,974 Oh, wait a minute. 263 00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:31,725 This is where personalities come from? 264 00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:34,603 Of course. Do you think people are just born with them? 265 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:36,522 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 266 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,527 So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then? 267 00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:43,696 Well, they use the Earth portal. 268 00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:52,037 Once they get a complete personality, of course. 269 00:15:52,204 --> 00:15:54,456 Hello? Hello? 270 00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,378 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 271 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,719 NEW SOUL: Goodbye. 272 00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,018 NEW SOUL 2: Whee! 273 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:16,812 Whoo-hoo! 274 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,481 (JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 275 00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:21,025 -(WHOOSHING) -(YELPS) Wait, wait, wait. 276 00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,580 (EXCITED CHATTER) 277 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:43,339 (NEW SOULS WHOOPING) 278 00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:45,132 -(JOE SIGHS) -(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 279 00:16:45,216 --> 00:16:46,967 You sure get lost a lot. 280 00:16:47,134 --> 00:16:49,303 COUNSELOR JERRY D: All righty, mentors. 281 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:50,846 -Just find your name here... -Hello, Jerry... 282 00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:51,931 COUNSELOR JERRY D: ...and join us inside. 283 00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:53,015 ...got a lost mentor for you. 284 00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:54,225 Thanks, Jerry. 285 00:16:54,308 --> 00:16:56,852 Uh, look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 286 00:16:57,019 --> 00:16:58,187 I understand. 287 00:16:58,270 --> 00:16:59,688 Mentoring isn't for everyone. 288 00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:01,106 You're more than welcome to opt out. 289 00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,484 (GASPS) Actually, on second thought, 290 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,737 you know, the mentoring sounds like fun. 291 00:17:06,904 --> 00:17:09,114 I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here. 292 00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:11,909 Thanks, Jerry. Head right on over there to Jerry. 293 00:17:12,076 --> 00:17:13,077 Thank you, Jerry. 294 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,328 JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry? 295 00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:15,454 Good luck! 296 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,373 Jerry, we've got a problem. 297 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:18,832 Oh, hello, there, Terry. 298 00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:20,543 The count's off. 299 00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:22,461 (CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that. 300 00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:24,213 The count hasn't been off in centuries. 301 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,800 151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. 302 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,803 That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 303 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,264 1.75 souls per second. 304 00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:35,391 And I count every single one of 'em. 305 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:36,559 Yep. I'm aware. 306 00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:39,395 It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. 307 00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:40,771 I'm the accountant. 308 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:42,898 And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, 309 00:17:42,982 --> 00:17:44,400 -don't we, everyone? -Absolutely. 310 00:17:44,483 --> 00:17:45,484 Looks good from where this guy's standing. 311 00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:46,569 COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no. 312 00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:49,321 I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. 313 00:17:49,488 --> 00:17:52,283 You blinked five times since I started talking. Six. 314 00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:54,451 Right. Since accounting is your job, 315 00:17:54,535 --> 00:17:56,537 why don't you figure out the problem? 316 00:17:56,704 --> 00:17:58,539 -Maybe I will. -Wonderful. 317 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,165 (SNAPS FINGERS) 318 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,836 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 319 00:18:05,462 --> 00:18:06,547 Hello again, Terry. 320 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:07,840 Don't play dumb with me. 321 00:18:10,885 --> 00:18:12,094 Okay, here we go. 322 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,304 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 323 00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:15,764 "A." 324 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,361 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 325 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:32,823 Hello, there, mentors. 326 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,993 I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar. 327 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,288 Now you don't remember it, but you've been here before. 328 00:18:39,455 --> 00:18:42,291 But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth 329 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,752 is one of the great gifts of the universe. 330 00:18:45,336 --> 00:18:46,795 Here at the You Seminar, 331 00:18:46,879 --> 00:18:51,008 all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. 332 00:18:51,091 --> 00:18:54,512 I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. 333 00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:58,599 I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. 334 00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:03,521 I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. 335 00:19:03,604 --> 00:19:05,940 Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. 336 00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:07,566 But that's Earth's problem. 337 00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:10,986 You'll notice these souls are all missing something. 338 00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:13,072 What goes in this spot? 339 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,658 Well, these souls need their "spark." 340 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:17,910 And that's where you come in. 341 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,246 Maybe you will find their spark 342 00:19:20,329 --> 00:19:21,997 in the Hall of Everything, 343 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:26,418 where literally anything on Earth could inspire. 344 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,588 Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You, 345 00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:34,552 featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life. 346 00:19:34,718 --> 00:19:36,220 And just what is this spark? 347 00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,556 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 348 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:43,018 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 349 00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:44,103 (CHUCKLES) 350 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,231 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 351 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:50,276 I know you're all excited to get to work, 352 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,820 so good luck finding the spark. 353 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,822 -(APPLAUSE) -Find the spark. 354 00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:57,449 Wow, that was informative. 355 00:19:57,616 --> 00:20:00,870 Now, it's time for my favorite part of the program, 356 00:20:01,036 --> 00:20:04,331 matching you mentors with your soul mates. 357 00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:07,293 Our first mentor is Maria Martinez. 358 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:09,712 -(APPLAUSE) -Maria, come on down. 359 00:20:09,879 --> 00:20:11,881 Maria was a rare disease specialist 360 00:20:11,964 --> 00:20:13,883 from the University of Mexico. 361 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:17,052 I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS) 362 00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:19,013 She'll be matched with one of my favorites, 363 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:23,934 soul number 108,210,121,415. 364 00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:26,896 -(APPLAUSE) -Congratulations! Off you go. 365 00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:30,274 Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson. 366 00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:31,859 (APPLAUSE) 367 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,113 Dr. Börgensson is a world-renowned child psychologist 368 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,991 who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize. 369 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,119 I see pain, death, destruction. 370 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,955 -How about now? -A pretty butterfly. 371 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:46,081 (ALL GASP) 372 00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:50,211 Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22. 373 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:54,089 Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me. 374 00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:58,093 22, you come out of this dimension right now. 375 00:20:58,177 --> 00:20:59,553 22: (GRUNTS) How many times do I have to tell you? 376 00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:00,763 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -I don't wanna go to Earth. 377 00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,389 -Stop fighting this, 22. -22: I don't wanna. 378 00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:03,516 COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth 379 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:04,600 -and have a life. -22: Make me! 380 00:21:05,059 --> 00:21:07,603 22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time 381 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,231 and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, 382 00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:12,358 Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa. 383 00:21:12,441 --> 00:21:14,109 (LAUGHS) I made her cry. 384 00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:15,361 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that. 385 00:21:15,444 --> 00:21:16,445 22: Put me down. 386 00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:18,364 We're truly glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. 387 00:21:18,447 --> 00:21:20,241 -(GRUNTS) -(22 WHIMPERS) 388 00:21:21,075 --> 00:21:24,036 It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth. 389 00:21:24,537 --> 00:21:26,330 I'm gonna make you wish you never died. 390 00:21:26,497 --> 00:21:28,624 Most people wish that, 22. 391 00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,585 -(22 CHUCKLES) -Off you go. Bye! 392 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:33,837 (JOE GRUNTS) 393 00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:35,923 (MUSIC PLAYING) 394 00:21:36,006 --> 00:21:37,883 Where are we? 395 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:39,552 BJORN: That's great progress. 396 00:21:39,635 --> 00:21:42,263 You should be very proud. Step by step. 397 00:21:42,429 --> 00:21:44,598 In celebration of Dr. Börgensson's body of work, 398 00:21:44,682 --> 00:21:46,600 we are pleased to present him this honorary... 399 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,269 BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth. 400 00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:49,728 So many people I'd like to thank, of course. 401 00:21:49,812 --> 00:21:51,814 Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing 402 00:21:51,897 --> 00:21:53,274 and you did amazing things, 403 00:21:53,357 --> 00:21:54,400 but here's what we're gonna do. 404 00:21:54,483 --> 00:21:56,026 We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit, 405 00:21:56,193 --> 00:21:57,736 then we go back out, you say you tried, 406 00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,364 I go back to not living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond. 407 00:22:00,447 --> 00:22:01,907 -No, look. -Talk all you want, Bjorn. 408 00:22:02,074 --> 00:22:03,409 It's not gonna work, anyway. 409 00:22:03,576 --> 00:22:05,828 I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. 410 00:22:05,995 --> 00:22:06,996 Mother Teresa... 411 00:22:07,162 --> 00:22:10,082 I have compassion for every soul. 412 00:22:10,249 --> 00:22:11,750 Except you. I don't like you. 413 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:12,918 Copernicus... 414 00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:15,421 The world doesn't revolve around you, 22. 415 00:22:15,588 --> 00:22:16,589 Muhammad Ali... 416 00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:19,091 You are the greatest pain in the butt. 417 00:22:19,258 --> 00:22:20,301 Marie Antoinette... 418 00:22:20,384 --> 00:22:22,344 Nobody can help you! Nobody! 419 00:22:22,511 --> 00:22:23,596 Thanks, but no thanks, Doc. 420 00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:25,514 I already know everything about Earth, 421 00:22:25,598 --> 00:22:26,682 and it's not worth the trouble. 422 00:22:26,849 --> 00:22:28,809 Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass? 423 00:22:28,893 --> 00:22:30,936 (SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here. 424 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,104 I have my routine. 425 00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:34,064 I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, 426 00:22:34,148 --> 00:22:35,316 and then, like, once a week, 427 00:22:35,399 --> 00:22:37,109 they make me come to one of these You Seminars. 428 00:22:37,276 --> 00:22:38,611 It's not great, but I know what to expect. 429 00:22:38,777 --> 00:22:41,113 Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you? 430 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,365 I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein 431 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:44,992 or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor. 432 00:22:45,159 --> 00:22:46,577 Not a mentor? 433 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,830 Ah... (LAUGHING) 434 00:22:49,914 --> 00:22:51,624 Reverse psychology. 435 00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:54,376 You really are a good shrink, Doctor. 436 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,794 Carl Jung already tried that. 437 00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:58,631 Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you! 438 00:22:58,714 --> 00:23:00,382 (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Is there any way 439 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,051 to show a different life in this place? 440 00:23:10,976 --> 00:23:12,895 (MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 441 00:23:12,978 --> 00:23:16,982 Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson? 442 00:23:18,234 --> 00:23:19,568 It's my life. 443 00:23:19,652 --> 00:23:21,904 Um, excuse me, what's going on here? 444 00:23:22,071 --> 00:23:24,323 Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne? 445 00:23:25,991 --> 00:23:28,035 Man, who curated this exhibit? 446 00:23:28,118 --> 00:23:29,537 (CHUCKLES) You did. 447 00:23:30,371 --> 00:23:32,039 (RAPPING ON TV) ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems 448 00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:34,625 JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No! 449 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,835 ♪ Now everybody bow down To the Kings of Queens ♪ 450 00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:39,588 No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here. 451 00:23:40,464 --> 00:23:42,174 YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go. 452 00:23:42,258 --> 00:23:43,467 I don't like jazz. 453 00:23:43,551 --> 00:23:45,427 Black improvisational music. 454 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:47,847 It's one of our great contributions to American culture. 455 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,849 At least give it a chance, Joey. 456 00:23:49,932 --> 00:23:51,934 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 457 00:23:53,269 --> 00:23:54,478 This is where it all started. 458 00:23:54,645 --> 00:23:57,648 This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz. 459 00:23:59,233 --> 00:24:00,276 Listen to that. 460 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,778 See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you. 461 00:24:02,945 --> 00:24:05,948 And that's why I became a jazz musician. 462 00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:09,451 WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for. 463 00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:12,329 Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down. 464 00:24:12,496 --> 00:24:14,582 Come back when you have something. 465 00:24:14,832 --> 00:24:17,042 -Sorry, Joe. -Sorry, Joe. 466 00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:18,586 MAN: We're looking for something different. 467 00:24:18,752 --> 00:24:20,588 Two, three, four. 468 00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:22,673 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 469 00:24:29,305 --> 00:24:30,931 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 470 00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:43,235 My life was meaningless. 471 00:24:43,319 --> 00:24:45,321 (EKG BEEPING) 472 00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:53,454 No, no, no. 473 00:24:53,621 --> 00:24:54,788 No, I will not accept this. 474 00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:58,083 Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body. 475 00:24:58,626 --> 00:25:00,628 Oh, yeah, sure. Here. 476 00:25:09,762 --> 00:25:12,431 Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it. 477 00:25:12,765 --> 00:25:14,058 (JOE SIGHS) 478 00:25:14,558 --> 00:25:17,269 Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass? 479 00:25:17,436 --> 00:25:18,437 Will you give it to me then? 480 00:25:20,356 --> 00:25:21,440 Wait... 481 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:25,444 I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life. 482 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,071 So, yes! 483 00:25:27,655 --> 00:25:29,406 But we gotta get this thing to change first, 484 00:25:29,573 --> 00:25:31,450 and I've never been able to get it to change. 485 00:25:31,742 --> 00:25:33,661 Come on. I know all about sparks. 486 00:25:33,827 --> 00:25:35,621 Because mine is piano. 487 00:25:35,704 --> 00:25:37,831 (PLAYING TRILLING NOTES) 488 00:25:46,715 --> 00:25:49,802 -Really? Nothin' at all? -22: Eh. 489 00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:54,139 Oh, no, not jazz, just music. I don't like music sounds. 490 00:25:54,515 --> 00:25:56,100 It feels like a little too much. 491 00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:57,935 (SIGHS) 492 00:25:58,018 --> 00:25:59,520 Well, I'm not going out like this. 493 00:25:59,687 --> 00:26:02,356 Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything? 494 00:26:02,731 --> 00:26:03,983 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 495 00:26:05,109 --> 00:26:06,610 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back. 496 00:26:06,777 --> 00:26:07,903 22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal. 497 00:26:08,070 --> 00:26:10,239 By the way, why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady? 498 00:26:10,322 --> 00:26:11,323 I don't. 499 00:26:11,407 --> 00:26:12,533 -This is all an illusion. -Huh? 500 00:26:12,616 --> 00:26:13,993 This whole place is a hypothetical. 501 00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:16,203 (IN MALE VOICE) I could sound like this if I wanted to. 502 00:26:16,412 --> 00:26:17,830 (IN KID'S VOICE) Or sound like this instead. 503 00:26:17,913 --> 00:26:19,164 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I could even sound like you. 504 00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:20,457 (IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair. 505 00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,878 I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah! 506 00:26:24,628 --> 00:26:26,797 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice because it annoys people. 507 00:26:26,881 --> 00:26:28,048 It's very effective. 508 00:26:28,591 --> 00:26:31,051 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 509 00:26:32,469 --> 00:26:34,471 -(JOE GASPS) -Don't worry, they're fine. 510 00:26:34,555 --> 00:26:35,931 (ALL GIGGLING) 511 00:26:36,098 --> 00:26:37,600 You can't crush a soul here. 512 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,143 That's what life on Earth is for. 513 00:26:39,435 --> 00:26:40,728 JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty. 514 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,899 Okay. Here we are. 515 00:26:45,065 --> 00:26:47,234 This is the Hall of Everything. 516 00:26:47,568 --> 00:26:48,777 JOE: Whoa! 517 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:53,616 (CAMERA CLICKS) 518 00:26:58,287 --> 00:26:59,288 Yes! 519 00:27:05,294 --> 00:27:06,629 -Whoa. -Congratulations! 520 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,713 So, where do you want to start? 521 00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:08,839 Come on. 522 00:27:10,216 --> 00:27:13,052 Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark. 523 00:27:13,219 --> 00:27:15,471 Yeah! But, um, I don't get it. 524 00:27:15,638 --> 00:27:17,515 -Just smell it. -Can't, and neither can you. 525 00:27:17,681 --> 00:27:18,724 What? 526 00:27:18,807 --> 00:27:20,726 You're right. I can't smell. 527 00:27:20,809 --> 00:27:22,853 We can't... We can't taste, either? 528 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,730 All that stuff is in your body. 529 00:27:25,606 --> 00:27:29,068 -No smell, no taste. -Or touch. See? 530 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:35,032 Okay, I get it. Moving on. 531 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:36,825 Isn't this exciting? 532 00:27:36,992 --> 00:27:38,744 The fire is so pretty. 533 00:27:38,911 --> 00:27:40,329 I kinda wanna let it spread. 534 00:27:40,412 --> 00:27:41,413 Nope. 535 00:27:42,331 --> 00:27:43,499 Hands are hard. 536 00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,125 How about a librarian? They're cool. 537 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:46,502 Yes, amazing. 538 00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:48,045 Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job 539 00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:50,464 you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? 540 00:27:50,631 --> 00:27:52,424 Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people. 541 00:27:52,591 --> 00:27:53,717 -Look, obviously this... -Shh! 542 00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:54,969 Oh, yeah, that's good. 543 00:27:55,719 --> 00:27:56,720 Meh. 544 00:27:57,721 --> 00:27:58,722 Meh. 545 00:27:59,431 --> 00:28:00,432 Meh. 546 00:28:03,143 --> 00:28:05,229 -Meh. -(JOE SIGHING) 547 00:28:07,356 --> 00:28:09,692 JOE: Well, I think that's everything. 548 00:28:09,859 --> 00:28:11,735 -22: Sorry. -You told me you'd try. 549 00:28:11,902 --> 00:28:13,988 I did. I'm telling the truth. 550 00:28:14,071 --> 00:28:15,865 If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. 551 00:28:15,948 --> 00:28:17,366 Unlike Abraham Lincoln. 552 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:19,535 You're really okay being on a penny? 553 00:28:19,702 --> 00:28:21,412 Well, of course. It's an honor. 554 00:28:21,495 --> 00:28:23,873 Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20. 555 00:28:23,956 --> 00:28:25,040 Jackson! 556 00:28:25,124 --> 00:28:27,084 What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring. 557 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,252 Well, what else can we do, then? 558 00:28:28,335 --> 00:28:29,420 Because we're running out of time. 559 00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:31,297 Yeah, you know, time's not really a thing here. 560 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,965 -(ELECTRONIC CHIMES) -COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up! 561 00:28:33,048 --> 00:28:35,176 Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad. 562 00:28:35,259 --> 00:28:36,844 22 here can be a bit of a challenge. 563 00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:38,554 Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me. 564 00:28:38,721 --> 00:28:40,389 So, let's get you to the Great Beyond. 565 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,683 (JOE GASPS) 566 00:28:42,766 --> 00:28:46,103 Um, wait. We forgot to try breakdancer. 567 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:48,063 Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing. 568 00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:50,274 Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills. 569 00:28:50,441 --> 00:28:52,193 Settling my disputes with dance. 570 00:28:52,276 --> 00:28:54,612 Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer? 571 00:28:54,695 --> 00:28:55,863 Please, Jerry? 572 00:28:55,946 --> 00:28:57,072 You look really good today, Jerry. 573 00:28:57,239 --> 00:29:00,451 Oh, okay. I've never seen 22 this enthused. 574 00:29:00,951 --> 00:29:02,828 Good for you, Dr. Börgensson. 575 00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:06,040 22: Run. 576 00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:09,335 In here. 577 00:29:18,802 --> 00:29:19,803 22: Here it is. 578 00:29:20,554 --> 00:29:21,805 Where does it lead? 579 00:29:21,889 --> 00:29:23,015 Hey, you ask too many questions. 580 00:29:23,098 --> 00:29:24,308 How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay? 581 00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:26,435 -And we're going there why? -'Cause I know a guy there. 582 00:29:26,602 --> 00:29:27,978 A guy who can help. A guy like you. 583 00:29:28,062 --> 00:29:30,314 Like me? As in, alive? 584 00:29:30,773 --> 00:29:33,484 Wait, are you actually helping me? 585 00:29:33,651 --> 00:29:35,569 Joe, I have been here for who knows how long, 586 00:29:35,778 --> 00:29:38,155 and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. 587 00:29:38,322 --> 00:29:42,117 And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. 588 00:29:42,284 --> 00:29:44,787 And you're working so hard to get back to it. 589 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,164 Why? I mean, this I gotta see. 590 00:29:47,331 --> 00:29:48,707 Okay, let's go. 591 00:29:52,503 --> 00:29:55,172 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 592 00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:58,926 What is this place? 593 00:29:59,009 --> 00:30:01,136 You know how when you humans are really into something 594 00:30:01,303 --> 00:30:03,472 and it feels like you're in another place? 595 00:30:03,556 --> 00:30:05,683 Feels like you're in the zone, right? 596 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,560 -JOE: Yeah. -Well, this is the zone. 597 00:30:07,726 --> 00:30:09,812 It's the space between the physical and spiritual. 598 00:30:09,979 --> 00:30:13,274 Wait a minute. I was here. Today, doing my audition. 599 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,402 This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow. 600 00:30:16,569 --> 00:30:18,821 Not just musicians. Watch this. 601 00:30:18,988 --> 00:30:22,491 O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... 602 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:23,909 Line! 603 00:30:24,702 --> 00:30:26,245 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 604 00:30:26,704 --> 00:30:27,705 Oops. 605 00:30:27,788 --> 00:30:28,789 Check this out. 606 00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:31,208 I have been messing with this team for decades. 607 00:30:32,376 --> 00:30:34,837 ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks lose another one. 608 00:30:35,004 --> 00:30:37,381 All right. All right. Where's this guy you know? 609 00:30:37,464 --> 00:30:38,465 I gotta get back to my gig. 610 00:30:38,549 --> 00:30:40,593 -Okay. I mean, he's usually down here. -What the... 611 00:30:40,968 --> 00:30:41,969 CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE) Make a trade. 612 00:30:42,052 --> 00:30:44,305 Make a trade. Make a trade. 613 00:30:44,430 --> 00:30:45,472 -What is that? -Shh! 614 00:30:46,473 --> 00:30:48,017 -(JOE YELPS) -Make a trade. Make a trade. 615 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,101 22: Run! 616 00:30:49,185 --> 00:30:50,769 CREATURE: Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade! 617 00:30:51,145 --> 00:30:53,647 (JOE WHIMPERING) 618 00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:57,151 (CREATURE GRUNTING) 619 00:30:58,319 --> 00:30:59,612 (BELL CLANGS) 620 00:31:00,654 --> 00:31:02,740 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 621 00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:12,208 Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers. 622 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:14,043 Good to see you again, 22. 623 00:31:14,710 --> 00:31:16,128 Moonwind, how are ya? 624 00:31:16,295 --> 00:31:17,880 On the brink of madness, thanks for asking. 625 00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:19,131 Hey, got a request for you. 626 00:31:19,215 --> 00:31:21,634 Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. 627 00:31:21,717 --> 00:31:22,843 Can you help me? 628 00:31:22,927 --> 00:31:24,428 That's what we do. 629 00:31:24,512 --> 00:31:26,347 We are the mystics without borders. 630 00:31:26,514 --> 00:31:29,391 Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way. 631 00:31:29,558 --> 00:31:31,310 I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service. 632 00:31:31,477 --> 00:31:33,646 That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, 633 00:31:33,812 --> 00:31:35,147 and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer. 634 00:31:35,231 --> 00:31:36,440 These weirdos are going to help me get back? 635 00:31:36,524 --> 00:31:37,525 Just wait. 636 00:31:38,025 --> 00:31:40,277 DANCERSTAR: Let's get this lost soul back home. 637 00:31:41,111 --> 00:31:42,905 CREATURE: Make a trade. 638 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:44,907 Make a trade. Make a trade. 639 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:45,991 Poor fellow. 640 00:31:46,408 --> 00:31:49,370 MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, 641 00:31:49,453 --> 00:31:51,580 leaving them lost and disconnected from life. 642 00:31:51,664 --> 00:31:53,415 -(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC) -And this is the result. 643 00:31:53,582 --> 00:31:55,376 CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade. 644 00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:57,211 Make a trade. Make a trade. 645 00:31:57,294 --> 00:31:58,921 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade? 646 00:31:59,255 --> 00:32:00,923 Looks like another hedge fund manager. 647 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,802 Now, to reconnect to your earthly body. 648 00:32:08,722 --> 00:32:11,016 HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me. 649 00:32:11,392 --> 00:32:12,434 Thank you. 650 00:32:17,189 --> 00:32:19,275 What am I doing with my life? 651 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,572 I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! 652 00:32:24,655 --> 00:32:26,574 (LAUGHS) It's beautiful! 653 00:32:26,866 --> 00:32:29,076 Whoa. He got back just like that? 654 00:32:29,159 --> 00:32:31,745 So this is all I had to do to get back to my body? 655 00:32:33,956 --> 00:32:36,208 -(GASPS) -Egads, man! 656 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,377 Joe, are you dead? 657 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:40,546 No, no. Well, not yet. 658 00:32:40,921 --> 00:32:41,922 Can you help me get back? 659 00:32:42,089 --> 00:32:45,718 We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. 660 00:32:45,801 --> 00:32:49,388 But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... 661 00:32:49,555 --> 00:32:50,639 Yes! All aboard! 662 00:32:50,973 --> 00:32:52,766 Anchors away! 663 00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:53,851 (BELL CLANGS) 664 00:32:53,934 --> 00:32:55,936 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 665 00:33:02,109 --> 00:33:04,820 So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? 666 00:33:04,987 --> 00:33:06,488 Well, on Earth, of course. 667 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:08,407 My body is in a trance in Palawan. 668 00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,826 I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet. 669 00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:13,370 I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California. 670 00:33:13,454 --> 00:33:16,248 Mm-hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating? 671 00:33:16,332 --> 00:33:17,875 Yes. Something like that. 672 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,793 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 673 00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:23,964 I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th. 674 00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:25,883 Oh, yeah, that's right up from Tony Tony Tonios. 675 00:33:26,050 --> 00:33:27,384 Yes, precisely. 676 00:33:27,551 --> 00:33:29,762 And what about you? I thought you hated Earth. 677 00:33:29,929 --> 00:33:31,138 Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body. 678 00:33:31,222 --> 00:33:32,806 So I can go wherever I want. 679 00:33:32,973 --> 00:33:34,433 I'm a nobody, get it? 680 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,145 We mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday. 681 00:33:38,229 --> 00:33:40,314 (CREATURES GRUMBLING) 682 00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:46,278 So many of them. Sad. 683 00:33:46,445 --> 00:33:48,948 You know, lost souls are not that different 684 00:33:49,031 --> 00:33:50,282 from those in the zone. 685 00:33:50,449 --> 00:33:52,535 -What? -The zone is enjoyable, 686 00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:56,789 but when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life. 687 00:33:56,872 --> 00:33:57,873 SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it. 688 00:33:57,957 --> 00:33:59,875 Gotta find it. Gotta find it. 689 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,420 For a time, I was a lost soul myself. 690 00:34:03,587 --> 00:34:05,422 -Really? -Tetris. 691 00:34:05,506 --> 00:34:07,716 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 692 00:34:10,886 --> 00:34:12,012 MOONWIND: There you are. 693 00:34:12,096 --> 00:34:14,139 We'll have you back in no time. 694 00:34:18,269 --> 00:34:20,187 Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, 695 00:34:20,271 --> 00:34:24,441 you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings. 696 00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:28,529 Close your eyes. 697 00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:31,615 Breathe into your crown chakra. 698 00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:33,826 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 699 00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:36,537 Do we really need all this? 700 00:34:36,704 --> 00:34:38,539 -Yes! -(SIGHS) 701 00:34:39,707 --> 00:34:41,876 Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that. 702 00:34:41,959 --> 00:34:44,295 No pianos, Joe. You must focus. 703 00:34:44,587 --> 00:34:46,463 (WHISPERS) Imagine silence. 704 00:34:46,547 --> 00:34:48,007 Shh. 705 00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:53,095 Now, concentrate on where your body is. 706 00:34:53,262 --> 00:34:55,222 Listen for cues. 707 00:35:05,774 --> 00:35:07,109 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 708 00:35:07,193 --> 00:35:09,153 That's it. You're doing it. 709 00:35:12,072 --> 00:35:13,866 No peeking. Maintain your meditative state 710 00:35:13,949 --> 00:35:14,992 or you'll break the connection. 711 00:35:15,534 --> 00:35:20,497 Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is. 712 00:35:21,123 --> 00:35:24,460 -(EKG BEEPING) -I hear a heart monitor. 713 00:35:26,545 --> 00:35:29,757 I can smell hand sanitizer. 714 00:35:29,924 --> 00:35:32,468 MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good. 715 00:35:32,551 --> 00:35:34,762 JOE: I think I can feel my feet. 716 00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:37,139 Hmm. I feel fur. 717 00:35:37,681 --> 00:35:39,225 WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin? 718 00:35:39,308 --> 00:35:41,519 JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur. 719 00:35:41,602 --> 00:35:42,645 Did you hear that? 720 00:35:42,728 --> 00:35:44,813 Oh, the therapy cat is working. 721 00:35:45,314 --> 00:35:47,608 Am I close? When can I jump in? 722 00:35:47,775 --> 00:35:49,151 Look! There I am. 723 00:35:49,693 --> 00:35:50,819 There I am. 724 00:35:50,903 --> 00:35:52,905 -(BEEPING RAPIDLY) -His heart rate is increasing. 725 00:35:52,988 --> 00:35:53,989 I'll get the doctor. 726 00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:55,282 Mr. Mittens, you stay right there. 727 00:35:55,366 --> 00:35:56,617 -What are we waiting for? -No, Joe, don't rush this. 728 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,577 -It's not the right time. -JOE: No, it's my time. 729 00:35:58,661 --> 00:35:59,828 22: Wait, not me! 730 00:35:59,912 --> 00:36:01,455 (JOE SCREAMING) 731 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:05,918 (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE) 732 00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:08,128 (JOE AND 22 SCREAMING) 733 00:36:14,635 --> 00:36:16,679 (EKG BEEPING STEADILY) 734 00:36:16,762 --> 00:36:20,015 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it. I did it! I'm back. 735 00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:21,642 (JOE LAUGHS) 736 00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:22,768 What the... 737 00:36:24,395 --> 00:36:25,396 No. 738 00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:28,983 No. No. No. 739 00:36:29,149 --> 00:36:30,484 I'm in the cat? 740 00:36:30,651 --> 00:36:32,361 Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who... 741 00:36:32,444 --> 00:36:34,488 22: (GROANS) What? JOE: You're in my body! 742 00:36:34,572 --> 00:36:36,699 -22: You're in the cat? -Wait, wait, that's my body. 743 00:36:36,782 --> 00:36:39,535 -22: I'm in a body! No! -Why are you in my body? 744 00:36:39,743 --> 00:36:41,370 I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats! 745 00:36:41,537 --> 00:36:42,621 22: Oh, it's disgusting. 746 00:36:42,705 --> 00:36:44,373 That Moonwind guy, he messed this up. 747 00:36:45,332 --> 00:36:47,585 Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped... 748 00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:49,503 (MEOWING) 749 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,631 Oh, no, they can't understand me. 750 00:36:52,715 --> 00:36:54,466 They think you're me. You gotta try. 751 00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:56,969 (CLEARS THROAT) Miss Doctor, we have a problem. 752 00:36:57,052 --> 00:36:59,513 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar. 753 00:36:59,597 --> 00:37:01,432 Yes, well, that drug doesn't seem to be working at all. 754 00:37:01,515 --> 00:37:02,683 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) No, no, no, you don't understand. 755 00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:03,767 -I'm not Mr. Gardner. -JOE: Shh! 756 00:37:03,851 --> 00:37:04,977 They're gonna think you're nuts. 757 00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,145 I mean, that I'm nuts. 758 00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:07,313 Oh, how did this happen? 759 00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:09,690 I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul. 760 00:37:09,773 --> 00:37:11,400 Then why am I in a cat? 761 00:37:11,483 --> 00:37:12,943 I don't know! 762 00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:15,279 (MR. MITTENS MEOWS) 763 00:37:15,362 --> 00:37:17,656 Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? 764 00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:19,283 A next of kin or friend? 765 00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:21,368 -Tell her no. -Uh, no. 766 00:37:21,535 --> 00:37:22,703 Can you tell me what day it is? 767 00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:24,121 It's the worst day of my life. 768 00:37:24,205 --> 00:37:25,664 I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth. 769 00:37:25,831 --> 00:37:27,583 Tell you what. We're going to keep you here 770 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,376 for observation. Just for a bit. 771 00:37:29,543 --> 00:37:31,629 Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment. 772 00:37:31,712 --> 00:37:32,963 -(SNARLS) -(GASPS) Okay. Okay. 773 00:37:33,047 --> 00:37:35,049 -You gotta talk to her. -(SIGHS) Okay. 774 00:37:35,132 --> 00:37:37,551 Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat. 775 00:37:37,635 --> 00:37:38,636 Stop talking. 776 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,012 So naturally, he wants to stay close. 777 00:37:40,179 --> 00:37:42,306 Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. 778 00:37:42,389 --> 00:37:43,557 A lot of it. Okay? 779 00:37:43,641 --> 00:37:45,768 I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes. 780 00:37:46,268 --> 00:37:47,561 Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here. 781 00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:50,523 No way! I am not moving! 782 00:37:50,689 --> 00:37:53,943 I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet. 783 00:37:54,109 --> 00:37:55,986 I have bendy meat sticks. 784 00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:58,906 I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS) 785 00:37:58,989 --> 00:38:01,116 Hey! Focus! Listen to me. 786 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,868 We gotta get out of here before they take me away. 787 00:38:03,035 --> 00:38:04,995 Take you away? You're gonna leave me? 788 00:38:05,162 --> 00:38:06,747 No way! That's my body you're in. 789 00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:08,123 Okay, do you think you can walk? 790 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:09,416 I don't know! 791 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,002 I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times. 792 00:38:12,169 --> 00:38:13,671 But will you try? 793 00:38:16,507 --> 00:38:19,468 Okay. Gotta find Moonwind, he can fix this. 794 00:38:20,761 --> 00:38:22,388 I'm a cat. I can make this. 795 00:38:24,723 --> 00:38:26,725 (WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 796 00:38:28,352 --> 00:38:30,354 Okay, come on, you're doing great. 797 00:38:30,437 --> 00:38:32,731 -Keep going. Keep going. -(22 YELPS, GRUNTS) 798 00:38:32,815 --> 00:38:34,650 22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute. 799 00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:37,486 No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on. 800 00:38:37,653 --> 00:38:39,321 Okay! (GRUNTS) 801 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:42,199 -(WHIMPERS) -(SHOES SQUEAKING) 802 00:38:44,743 --> 00:38:45,870 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 803 00:38:49,415 --> 00:38:50,958 (GASPS) 804 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,543 -In here! -(22 GRUNTS) 805 00:38:58,674 --> 00:39:00,217 22: Whoa. (GROANS) 806 00:39:01,552 --> 00:39:02,761 JOE: Okay, good. 807 00:39:03,929 --> 00:39:06,140 Now push the down button. 808 00:39:07,141 --> 00:39:09,393 -(22 GRUNTS) -Move your... Nope. Careful. 809 00:39:09,476 --> 00:39:10,644 Those fingers are my livelihood. 810 00:39:10,728 --> 00:39:11,937 (22 GROANS) 811 00:39:13,898 --> 00:39:14,899 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -Ugh. 812 00:39:14,982 --> 00:39:16,775 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -Now get in. 813 00:39:19,153 --> 00:39:20,404 22: Phew! 814 00:39:22,615 --> 00:39:23,616 22: Hmm. 815 00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:25,910 (JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING) 816 00:39:25,993 --> 00:39:27,828 -22: Hmm. -(JOE SIGHS) 817 00:39:27,912 --> 00:39:29,371 Okay, what did Moonwind say? 818 00:39:29,455 --> 00:39:31,415 He said on the corner of 14th and 7th. 819 00:39:31,498 --> 00:39:33,542 Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park. 820 00:39:33,626 --> 00:39:35,294 Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that? 821 00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:36,795 It's all in this stupid brain of yours. 822 00:39:36,879 --> 00:39:38,380 Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there. 823 00:39:38,464 --> 00:39:40,216 Oh, relax. There's not much here. 824 00:39:40,382 --> 00:39:41,842 Jazz, jazz, more jazz. 825 00:39:41,926 --> 00:39:43,552 Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that? 826 00:39:43,636 --> 00:39:44,678 Uh, never mind. 827 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:46,055 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 828 00:39:55,648 --> 00:39:57,066 I, um... 829 00:39:57,149 --> 00:39:58,359 It's all happening too fast, you know. 830 00:39:58,442 --> 00:39:59,693 Let's just take a minute and, um... 831 00:39:59,777 --> 00:40:01,904 Come on, let's go. They could be here any second. 832 00:40:01,987 --> 00:40:03,280 (22 SIGHS) 833 00:40:03,364 --> 00:40:04,740 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 834 00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:08,160 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 835 00:40:08,786 --> 00:40:10,955 (NOISY CHATTER) 836 00:40:11,038 --> 00:40:12,122 (22 YELPS) 837 00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:15,167 JOE: Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking. 838 00:40:15,251 --> 00:40:16,377 (DRILL WHIRRING) 839 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,128 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 840 00:40:18,212 --> 00:40:20,381 -(SIREN WAILING) -(TRUCK HORN BLARES) 841 00:40:20,464 --> 00:40:21,465 22: Aah! 842 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:22,591 No, don't stop. What are you doing? 843 00:40:22,675 --> 00:40:23,676 This is New York City. 844 00:40:23,759 --> 00:40:26,262 You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go, go, go. 845 00:40:26,345 --> 00:40:27,888 -(SCREAMS) -(JOE GROANS) 846 00:40:27,972 --> 00:40:30,182 -(22 GROANING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 847 00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:31,559 (GASPS) 848 00:40:31,642 --> 00:40:33,769 JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22! 849 00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:38,524 (PANTING) 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22. 850 00:40:38,691 --> 00:40:40,401 22! 22! 851 00:40:46,198 --> 00:40:48,659 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay? 852 00:40:48,826 --> 00:40:50,828 Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go. 853 00:40:50,911 --> 00:40:51,912 No way. 854 00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:54,874 I am staying right here until your stupid body dies. 855 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,960 Which will happen any minute now because your stomach is earthquaking. 856 00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:03,424 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 857 00:41:11,891 --> 00:41:13,559 Yeah, this place is worse than I thought. 858 00:41:13,642 --> 00:41:15,978 It's loud, and bright, and... 859 00:41:16,061 --> 00:41:18,147 (SNIFFS) Hmm. What is that in my nose? 860 00:41:18,314 --> 00:41:19,899 -That's smell. -(INHALES DEEPLY) 861 00:41:19,982 --> 00:41:23,068 And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like. 862 00:41:23,485 --> 00:41:25,487 Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH) 863 00:41:25,571 --> 00:41:26,614 Go on. 864 00:41:34,747 --> 00:41:37,416 It's so good! (SCREAMS) 865 00:41:38,459 --> 00:41:39,710 It's, uh... 866 00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:41,503 It's not horrible. 867 00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:43,756 Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go. 868 00:41:44,965 --> 00:41:48,344 Or you just take a few minutes. Sure. 869 00:41:48,427 --> 00:41:50,554 (SMACKING) 870 00:41:51,055 --> 00:41:53,349 Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore. 871 00:41:53,516 --> 00:41:56,101 That's great. Ready to find Moonwind? 872 00:41:56,977 --> 00:41:57,978 Maybe. 873 00:41:58,145 --> 00:42:00,648 I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee-row. 874 00:42:00,731 --> 00:42:03,192 JOE: Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek. 875 00:42:03,275 --> 00:42:04,860 No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. 876 00:42:04,944 --> 00:42:05,945 He said it's... 877 00:42:06,028 --> 00:42:07,488 -Yee-row. -Yo-yo. 878 00:42:07,571 --> 00:42:08,781 -Yee-row. -YOLO. 879 00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:09,865 -Yee-row. -Sergio? 880 00:42:09,949 --> 00:42:10,950 Yee-row! 881 00:42:11,575 --> 00:42:12,743 I miss that guy. 882 00:42:12,910 --> 00:42:14,537 This is 14th and 7th. 883 00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:17,623 That's gotta be him. 884 00:42:18,999 --> 00:42:20,501 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 885 00:42:20,584 --> 00:42:22,294 22: Moonwind, you gotta help me. 886 00:42:23,003 --> 00:42:24,088 (YELPS) 887 00:42:25,172 --> 00:42:26,966 Joe! You made it into your body. 888 00:42:27,132 --> 00:42:28,217 No, he didn't. 889 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,010 That is my body. 890 00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:31,762 You're in a cat? 891 00:42:31,929 --> 00:42:33,097 That's marvelous! 892 00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:34,390 Hey, Moonwimp! 893 00:42:34,473 --> 00:42:36,559 That sign won't spin by itself, hear me? 894 00:42:36,725 --> 00:42:39,812 But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat. 895 00:42:39,979 --> 00:42:41,313 Who cares? And you! 896 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,358 We only have room for one weirdo here, so, scram! 897 00:42:44,525 --> 00:42:45,693 Get back to work! 898 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,278 No one understands my art. 899 00:42:47,361 --> 00:42:48,362 Moonwind, listen, 900 00:42:48,445 --> 00:42:51,031 I gotta get out of here and back in there. 901 00:42:51,198 --> 00:42:52,199 Well, we'll have to perform 902 00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:54,159 an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement. 903 00:42:54,243 --> 00:42:55,452 -A what? -It's simply a way 904 00:42:55,536 --> 00:42:56,954 to get your souls back where they belong. 905 00:42:57,037 --> 00:42:58,581 And it's a glorious ritual, indeed, 906 00:42:58,664 --> 00:43:01,417 full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos. 907 00:43:01,584 --> 00:43:04,753 I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now. 908 00:43:04,837 --> 00:43:06,422 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. 909 00:43:06,589 --> 00:43:08,799 You must wait for another thin spot 910 00:43:08,883 --> 00:43:10,759 to open between Earth and the astral plane. 911 00:43:10,926 --> 00:43:12,094 And that won't occur 912 00:43:12,178 --> 00:43:14,638 until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini. 913 00:43:14,805 --> 00:43:15,806 When is that? 914 00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:17,558 Well, the government calls it 6:30. 915 00:43:17,641 --> 00:43:18,726 Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note. 916 00:43:18,809 --> 00:43:19,810 6:30? You serious? 917 00:43:19,894 --> 00:43:21,187 I'll gather all the necessary provisions... 918 00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:23,856 -I said, get out of here! Go! -(22 SCREAMS) 919 00:43:23,939 --> 00:43:25,274 MOONWIND: See you at The Half Note at 6:30! 920 00:43:25,357 --> 00:43:26,525 I'll take care of everything! 921 00:43:26,609 --> 00:43:28,485 And stay away! 922 00:43:30,571 --> 00:43:32,448 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 923 00:43:36,493 --> 00:43:38,495 TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here. 924 00:43:41,498 --> 00:43:43,667 You're out there somewhere, little soul, 925 00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,920 and I'm gonna find ya. 926 00:43:46,337 --> 00:43:48,339 JOE: All right, this is the last snack. 927 00:43:48,422 --> 00:43:50,424 I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 928 00:43:50,591 --> 00:43:52,384 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. 929 00:43:52,468 --> 00:43:55,262 We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and... 930 00:43:55,346 --> 00:43:57,640 Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS) 931 00:43:57,723 --> 00:44:00,017 We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. 932 00:44:00,184 --> 00:44:01,560 Hold it up and out. 933 00:44:02,144 --> 00:44:04,980 Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown. 934 00:44:06,482 --> 00:44:07,483 (TIRES SCREECH) 935 00:44:07,566 --> 00:44:09,485 Go, go, go! Just run to that one. 936 00:44:13,447 --> 00:44:14,532 (GASPS) 937 00:44:15,616 --> 00:44:17,785 DOROTHEA: Is that Teach? 938 00:44:17,868 --> 00:44:19,495 -22: Mm, pepperoni. -(JOE GASPS) 939 00:44:19,578 --> 00:44:21,747 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 940 00:44:33,676 --> 00:44:35,094 JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me. 941 00:44:35,177 --> 00:44:37,221 What am I gonna do? She's gonna think I'm crazy. 942 00:44:37,388 --> 00:44:38,556 Maybe you should call her up 943 00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:40,349 and tell her that we're not crazy. 944 00:44:40,516 --> 00:44:43,727 I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea. 945 00:44:44,562 --> 00:44:47,439 JOE: I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight. 946 00:44:47,606 --> 00:44:50,234 How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine? 947 00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:52,778 Never mind. Just put those pants on. 948 00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:54,154 Sheesh, I can't believe I've been 949 00:44:54,238 --> 00:44:55,489 walking around in this city with no pants on. 950 00:44:55,573 --> 00:44:57,074 22: I don't even wanna be here, remember? 951 00:44:57,157 --> 00:44:58,617 I don't want you here either. I just... 952 00:44:58,701 --> 00:45:00,911 I just wanna get back to my body, 953 00:45:01,078 --> 00:45:04,206 then get back to the (YAWNS) club. 954 00:45:04,290 --> 00:45:05,833 -(SNORING) -What's the matter with you? 955 00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:08,878 (SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know. It's the sun. It's just so... 956 00:45:08,961 --> 00:45:10,462 -(YAWNS) -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 957 00:45:10,546 --> 00:45:11,547 JOE: My phone! 958 00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,174 22: Um... Okay, your clothes are rumbling again. 959 00:45:13,257 --> 00:45:14,508 (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 960 00:45:14,592 --> 00:45:16,719 Curley! Uh... No, no. 961 00:45:18,470 --> 00:45:19,763 (GRUNTING) 962 00:45:21,891 --> 00:45:22,933 Oops. 963 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,520 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(GASPS) 964 00:45:27,479 --> 00:45:30,274 CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley. Um... (SIGHS) 965 00:45:30,357 --> 00:45:31,567 I hope you're doin' okay. 966 00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:35,446 Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert. 967 00:45:35,613 --> 00:45:37,031 He's got the gig now. I'm sorry. 968 00:45:37,114 --> 00:45:38,616 -No, no, no. -(CURLEY SIGHS) 969 00:45:38,699 --> 00:45:39,700 CURLEY: Look, honestly, 970 00:45:39,783 --> 00:45:42,494 your class was the only reason I went to school at all. 971 00:45:42,661 --> 00:45:44,246 Like, I owe you a lot. 972 00:45:44,330 --> 00:45:45,456 So, here's the plan. 973 00:45:45,539 --> 00:45:47,082 Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, 974 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,792 and get to the club early. 975 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:50,836 I'm gonna try and talk to her. 976 00:45:51,003 --> 00:45:53,923 Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right? 977 00:45:54,465 --> 00:45:56,342 I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace. 978 00:45:56,425 --> 00:45:58,302 Oh! I can get the gig back, 22. 979 00:45:58,385 --> 00:45:59,678 I need your help. I have a suit. 980 00:46:00,012 --> 00:46:01,138 I'm gonna need you to try it on. 981 00:46:01,222 --> 00:46:02,223 22: No, no, no. 982 00:46:02,306 --> 00:46:03,891 JOE: And then I can line my hair up a little bit, 983 00:46:03,974 --> 00:46:06,185 -and I can... -22: Nope. No way, no how. 984 00:46:06,352 --> 00:46:07,478 -22! -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 985 00:46:07,561 --> 00:46:08,562 (JOE GASPS) 986 00:46:11,065 --> 00:46:12,608 -GIRL: Mr. Gardner? -Ah! 987 00:46:12,691 --> 00:46:14,151 It's Connie. She's here for her lesson. 988 00:46:14,235 --> 00:46:15,945 -What do I do? -CONNIE: I can hear you! 989 00:46:16,111 --> 00:46:17,613 Just tell her that you can't do it today. 990 00:46:18,364 --> 00:46:19,365 22: Hi, Connie. 991 00:46:19,448 --> 00:46:20,533 Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. 992 00:46:20,616 --> 00:46:21,742 JOE: You're Joe! 22: I mean, me. 993 00:46:21,825 --> 00:46:22,993 Me can't do it today. 994 00:46:23,077 --> 00:46:24,703 JOE: Good. Now let's go check out that suit. 995 00:46:24,787 --> 00:46:26,872 CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit. 996 00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:28,040 -22: Quit? -(JOE GROANS) 997 00:46:28,123 --> 00:46:30,084 We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet. 998 00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:32,962 CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time. 999 00:46:33,128 --> 00:46:34,255 This kid is talking sense. 1000 00:46:34,421 --> 00:46:35,422 JOE: What are you doing? 1001 00:46:38,259 --> 00:46:40,511 Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless. 1002 00:46:40,594 --> 00:46:42,721 Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. 1003 00:46:42,805 --> 00:46:43,806 JOE: Hey! 1004 00:46:43,889 --> 00:46:45,933 In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 1005 00:46:47,768 --> 00:46:50,396 Of course. Like my mentor, George Orwell, used to say, 1006 00:46:50,479 --> 00:46:51,730 "State sponsored education 1007 00:46:51,814 --> 00:46:54,358 "is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." 1008 00:46:54,441 --> 00:46:55,568 Yeah! 1009 00:46:55,734 --> 00:46:57,820 The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. 1010 00:46:57,903 --> 00:46:59,238 It's the oldest trick in the book. 1011 00:46:59,321 --> 00:47:00,322 What are you talkin' about? 1012 00:47:00,406 --> 00:47:01,448 She doesn't care about any of that. 1013 00:47:01,532 --> 00:47:03,450 I've been saying that since the third grade. 1014 00:47:03,534 --> 00:47:05,452 You know, you seem really smart. 1015 00:47:05,619 --> 00:47:07,496 What is your position on pizza? 1016 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:10,124 -Uh, I like it? -Me, too! 1017 00:47:10,207 --> 00:47:12,167 What are you doing? (GRUNTS) 1018 00:47:12,251 --> 00:47:13,794 I'd rather hang with Connie. 1019 00:47:14,295 --> 00:47:16,005 What? Come back here! You open this... 1020 00:47:16,088 --> 00:47:17,840 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 1021 00:47:18,299 --> 00:47:20,759 Um, I think your cat wants to get out. 1022 00:47:20,843 --> 00:47:22,136 Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. 1023 00:47:22,303 --> 00:47:24,096 JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me. 1024 00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:25,181 Come here right now. 1025 00:47:25,264 --> 00:47:27,141 I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa. 1026 00:47:27,308 --> 00:47:28,559 Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa. 1027 00:47:28,726 --> 00:47:30,269 You really got things figured out, Connie. 1028 00:47:30,352 --> 00:47:33,439 I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school. 1029 00:47:33,522 --> 00:47:34,565 Sure. 1030 00:47:34,648 --> 00:47:36,066 You know, I really am glad there's someone else 1031 00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:37,693 who sees how ridiculous this place is. 1032 00:47:37,776 --> 00:47:39,361 You're right to quit. I learned about quitting... 1033 00:47:39,445 --> 00:47:40,571 You know what, Mr. G? 1034 00:47:40,654 --> 00:47:42,281 I was practicing this one thing yesterday 1035 00:47:42,364 --> 00:47:45,951 and maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay? 1036 00:47:47,077 --> 00:47:49,121 (PLAYING TUNE) 1037 00:47:49,205 --> 00:47:50,998 Uh, okay. 1038 00:47:56,879 --> 00:47:58,881 (PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE) 1039 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:14,021 (THUD) 1040 00:48:21,654 --> 00:48:24,657 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -Wow. You really love this. 1041 00:48:25,491 --> 00:48:26,700 Yeah. 1042 00:48:27,493 --> 00:48:30,329 So, maybe I'd better stick with it? 1043 00:48:30,829 --> 00:48:31,914 Yeah. 1044 00:48:32,289 --> 00:48:33,499 CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G. 1045 00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:35,000 See you next week! 1046 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,544 JOE: 22! 1047 00:48:37,586 --> 00:48:40,047 -(JOE GRUNTS) -So, Connie came here to quit, 1048 00:48:40,130 --> 00:48:41,131 but then she didn't. 1049 00:48:41,215 --> 00:48:42,633 22, forget about that. Listen. 1050 00:48:42,716 --> 00:48:44,718 I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit? 1051 00:48:44,885 --> 00:48:45,970 Because she loves to play. 1052 00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:49,557 She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. 1053 00:48:49,723 --> 00:48:50,891 She's good at it. 1054 00:48:50,975 --> 00:48:53,310 Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know. 1055 00:48:53,477 --> 00:48:57,022 Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back, I need your help. 1056 00:48:57,690 --> 00:48:58,691 Okay. 1057 00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,067 Really? 1058 00:49:00,150 --> 00:49:03,195 I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things. 1059 00:49:03,279 --> 00:49:04,405 'Cause I don't know, 1060 00:49:04,488 --> 00:49:07,741 some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar, 1061 00:49:07,908 --> 00:49:09,827 and if Connie can find something she loves here, 1062 00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:11,245 maybe I can, too. 1063 00:49:11,328 --> 00:49:13,831 -Great! -So, what do we do first? 1064 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,126 (22 SCREAMING) 1065 00:49:17,209 --> 00:49:18,794 -22: This water hurts! -It's okay. 1066 00:49:18,878 --> 00:49:20,504 You just have to turn the other knob. 1067 00:49:20,588 --> 00:49:21,672 22: Oh, okay, that's better. 1068 00:49:21,755 --> 00:49:22,923 And I wouldn't be mad 1069 00:49:23,007 --> 00:49:25,092 if you put a little lotion on me when you're done. 1070 00:49:25,426 --> 00:49:26,802 (LIQUID SQUIRTING) 1071 00:49:26,886 --> 00:49:28,220 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 1072 00:49:29,889 --> 00:49:31,682 22: I washed your butt for you. 1073 00:49:32,933 --> 00:49:34,810 Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy! 1074 00:49:37,146 --> 00:49:39,064 (GRUNTS, YELPS) 1075 00:49:39,148 --> 00:49:40,149 (THUD) 1076 00:49:40,816 --> 00:49:42,985 You five will be insecure. 1077 00:49:43,152 --> 00:49:45,779 And you 12 will be self-absorbed. 1078 00:49:45,946 --> 00:49:48,449 We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion. 1079 00:49:48,616 --> 00:49:49,617 TERRY: Found him! 1080 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:50,701 See that, everybody? 1081 00:49:50,784 --> 00:49:52,119 Who figured out why the count's off? 1082 00:49:52,203 --> 00:49:53,204 That's right, Terry did. 1083 00:49:53,287 --> 00:49:54,330 It's Terrytime. 1084 00:49:54,496 --> 00:49:56,749 -Wow. Nice work. -Well, who is it? 1085 00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:58,334 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1086 00:49:58,417 --> 00:50:01,212 Uh... Joe Gardner is his name. 1087 00:50:01,378 --> 00:50:03,297 Looks like he's back down on Earth. 1088 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:04,381 That's not good. 1089 00:50:04,465 --> 00:50:05,966 That... That's the mentor we set up with 22. 1090 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:08,427 All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. 1091 00:50:08,594 --> 00:50:11,388 Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it. 1092 00:50:11,472 --> 00:50:12,473 How? 1093 00:50:12,556 --> 00:50:13,557 I'll go down there and get him. 1094 00:50:13,641 --> 00:50:14,975 Set the count right, lickety-split. 1095 00:50:15,059 --> 00:50:17,019 Okay, whoa. Are you sure that's a good idea? 1096 00:50:17,102 --> 00:50:19,355 Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. 1097 00:50:19,438 --> 00:50:20,981 I'm trying to un-beef it. 1098 00:50:21,482 --> 00:50:22,983 But you cannot be seen. 1099 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:24,360 By anyone. 1100 00:50:24,443 --> 00:50:27,530 Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. 1101 00:50:27,696 --> 00:50:30,658 I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja. 1102 00:50:30,824 --> 00:50:33,160 Please, just do it quickly and quietly. 1103 00:50:33,327 --> 00:50:36,247 And also quickly. And quietly as well. 1104 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:42,836 This won't be a disaster, that's for sure. 1105 00:50:43,837 --> 00:50:47,383 Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit. 1106 00:50:47,550 --> 00:50:49,552 It's a little tight in the back-here part. 1107 00:50:49,718 --> 00:50:51,512 JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down. 1108 00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:53,931 I'm a cat. 1109 00:50:55,224 --> 00:50:56,267 I'll do it. 1110 00:50:56,350 --> 00:50:57,476 You couldn't call an elevator, remember? 1111 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,771 No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still. 1112 00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:03,315 (WHIRRING) 1113 00:51:03,607 --> 00:51:05,860 Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw. 1114 00:51:06,026 --> 00:51:08,195 -Don't move. -I'm not moving. You're moving. 1115 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,282 (CONTINUES WHIRRING) 1116 00:51:13,742 --> 00:51:15,077 -(JOE WHIMPERS) -(22 YELPS) 1117 00:51:16,829 --> 00:51:18,163 (GASPS) Oh, no! 1118 00:51:18,247 --> 00:51:19,373 Don't worry, I'm okay. 1119 00:51:19,456 --> 00:51:22,334 Oh, no, no, no! My hair! My hair is not okay! 1120 00:51:22,418 --> 00:51:23,752 This is a disaster! 1121 00:51:24,169 --> 00:51:25,921 (GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now. 1122 00:51:26,088 --> 00:51:28,340 -Okay. How? -We gotta go see Dez. 1123 00:51:28,507 --> 00:51:30,426 Great. Who's Dez? 1124 00:51:30,593 --> 00:51:31,927 MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get 1125 00:51:32,011 --> 00:51:33,470 that big peanut head? What happened to you? 1126 00:51:33,637 --> 00:51:36,515 IAN: Man, shut up, man. You know I'm sensitive about that. 1127 00:51:36,682 --> 00:51:38,058 JOE: Dez is the guy in the back. 1128 00:51:38,142 --> 00:51:39,185 He can fix this. 1129 00:51:39,351 --> 00:51:40,686 Talk about havin' a spark. 1130 00:51:40,769 --> 00:51:42,313 This guy was born to be a barber. 1131 00:51:42,521 --> 00:51:45,107 But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends. 1132 00:51:45,274 --> 00:51:46,817 Dez is the only one that I talk to. 1133 00:51:46,901 --> 00:51:48,319 We usually talk about jazz, 1134 00:51:48,485 --> 00:51:51,280 but this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out. 1135 00:51:51,363 --> 00:51:53,532 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1136 00:51:54,950 --> 00:51:56,827 Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday? 1137 00:51:56,911 --> 00:51:59,038 You didn't call for an appointment, man. It's gonna be a while. 1138 00:51:59,413 --> 00:52:01,957 Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down. 1139 00:52:02,416 --> 00:52:04,001 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -Oh, my Lord. 1140 00:52:04,084 --> 00:52:05,419 You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency. 1141 00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:06,879 What? That ain't cool, Dez. 1142 00:52:07,046 --> 00:52:08,339 You could always let Harold cut your hair. 1143 00:52:08,422 --> 00:52:09,798 His chair's wide open. 1144 00:52:10,299 --> 00:52:11,884 Nah. I can wait. 1145 00:52:12,051 --> 00:52:14,220 Joe, get your butt in this chair now. 1146 00:52:17,014 --> 00:52:18,557 Should I even ask you how this happened? 1147 00:52:18,724 --> 00:52:20,476 -The cat did it. -Stop sounding insane. 1148 00:52:20,643 --> 00:52:22,603 I mean, um, I was distracted 1149 00:52:22,686 --> 00:52:24,438 getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight. 1150 00:52:24,605 --> 00:52:27,066 Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe. 1151 00:52:27,149 --> 00:52:29,026 Congratulations! 1152 00:52:29,193 --> 00:52:31,028 Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. 1153 00:52:31,111 --> 00:52:33,322 You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar. 1154 00:52:33,405 --> 00:52:34,615 (SIGHS) This guy. 1155 00:52:34,698 --> 00:52:36,575 Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up. 1156 00:52:36,951 --> 00:52:38,160 You keeping that cat on your lap? 1157 00:52:38,327 --> 00:52:39,537 Is it okay that I do that? 1158 00:52:39,703 --> 00:52:41,789 Suit yourself. You're the boss. 1159 00:52:42,331 --> 00:52:43,666 -I am? -When you're in this chair, 1160 00:52:43,749 --> 00:52:44,833 yeah, you are. 1161 00:52:45,042 --> 00:52:46,877 So can I have one of those? 1162 00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:49,672 Uh... Sure, Joe. 1163 00:52:52,466 --> 00:52:53,676 (CHUCKLES) Cool. 1164 00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,847 Mmm. I like being in the chair. 1165 00:52:58,013 --> 00:52:59,306 Hey, get your head in the game. 1166 00:52:59,390 --> 00:53:00,474 -(WHIRRING) -(YELPS) Little chainsaw. 1167 00:53:00,558 --> 00:53:02,059 You need to settle down. If you keep this... 1168 00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:03,936 (MEOWING) 1169 00:53:04,603 --> 00:53:06,146 Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, 1170 00:53:06,313 --> 00:53:07,731 but if this cat don't chill, 1171 00:53:07,815 --> 00:53:09,191 we're gonna have to put it outside. 1172 00:53:09,358 --> 00:53:11,318 Well, what's it gonna be, kitty? 1173 00:53:11,861 --> 00:53:13,070 Meow. 1174 00:53:13,237 --> 00:53:14,864 Sometimes, change is good. 1175 00:53:14,947 --> 00:53:17,116 You have been rocking that same style for a while. 1176 00:53:17,283 --> 00:53:20,369 Well, Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all. 1177 00:53:20,536 --> 00:53:22,913 -PAUL: You can say that again. -(ALL LAUGH) 1178 00:53:23,873 --> 00:53:25,374 Mmm. But then my life changed. 1179 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:26,584 Oh, yeah? What happened? 1180 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,794 I was existing as a theoretical construct 1181 00:53:28,878 --> 00:53:30,254 in a hypothetical way station 1182 00:53:30,421 --> 00:53:31,463 between life and death. 1183 00:53:31,630 --> 00:53:32,631 I heard that. 1184 00:53:33,299 --> 00:53:35,926 22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266, 1185 00:53:36,093 --> 00:53:39,096 I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about? 1186 00:53:39,263 --> 00:53:42,349 Like, is all this living really worth dying for? 1187 00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:44,059 -(ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY) -You know what I mean? 1188 00:53:45,269 --> 00:53:48,564 I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. 1189 00:53:48,731 --> 00:53:50,566 I just thought you went to music school. 1190 00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:53,527 22: (MUFFLED) And another thing, they say you're born to do something, 1191 00:53:53,694 --> 00:53:55,237 but how do you figure out what that thing is? 1192 00:53:55,404 --> 00:53:57,323 I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing? 1193 00:53:57,406 --> 00:53:58,741 Or somebody else's thing, you know? 1194 00:53:58,908 --> 00:54:00,618 -Then you're stuck. -Been there before. 1195 00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:02,161 I'll take one of those. 1196 00:54:02,328 --> 00:54:03,829 I wouldn't call myself stuck, 1197 00:54:03,913 --> 00:54:05,873 but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'. 1198 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,792 Wait, but you were born to be a barber, weren't you? 1199 00:54:08,959 --> 00:54:10,294 I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1200 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,880 22: So, why didn't you do that? 1201 00:54:13,088 --> 00:54:15,174 I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy. 1202 00:54:15,341 --> 00:54:17,176 Then my daughter got sick, 1203 00:54:17,259 --> 00:54:18,719 (CHUCKLES) and barber school is a lot cheaper 1204 00:54:18,802 --> 00:54:19,803 than veterinarian school. 1205 00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:20,930 22: Well, that's too bad. 1206 00:54:21,013 --> 00:54:22,848 You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy. 1207 00:54:22,932 --> 00:54:24,725 Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. 1208 00:54:24,808 --> 00:54:26,143 I'm happy as a clam, my man. 1209 00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:29,271 Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions. 1210 00:54:29,438 --> 00:54:31,565 22: Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. 1211 00:54:31,649 --> 00:54:32,650 -I know. -(DOOR OPENS) 1212 00:54:32,733 --> 00:54:34,276 (LAUGHS) You are not all that. 1213 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,945 Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to. 1214 00:54:36,278 --> 00:54:37,321 Don't pay Paul any mind. 1215 00:54:37,488 --> 00:54:39,448 People like him just bring other people down 1216 00:54:39,532 --> 00:54:41,325 so they can make themselves feel better. 1217 00:54:41,408 --> 00:54:42,993 Oh, I get it. 1218 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,080 He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. 1219 00:54:46,163 --> 00:54:48,040 (ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH) 1220 00:54:48,123 --> 00:54:49,833 You cut deep, Joe. 1221 00:54:50,167 --> 00:54:53,170 I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez. 1222 00:54:53,337 --> 00:54:56,549 That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. 1223 00:54:56,715 --> 00:54:58,968 I get to meet interesting folks like you, 1224 00:54:59,051 --> 00:55:02,179 make them happy, and make them handsome. 1225 00:55:02,346 --> 00:55:04,765 Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger? 1226 00:55:04,932 --> 00:55:07,017 I may not have invented blood transfusions, 1227 00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:10,604 but I am most definitely savin' lives. 1228 00:55:11,146 --> 00:55:13,899 I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, man, 1229 00:55:14,066 --> 00:55:17,987 but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe. 1230 00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:21,156 Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before? 1231 00:55:21,323 --> 00:55:22,700 You never asked. 1232 00:55:22,783 --> 00:55:24,243 But I'm glad you did this time. 1233 00:55:24,410 --> 00:55:26,412 MAN: Looking good, brother. WOMAN: Have a great show. 1234 00:55:26,662 --> 00:55:29,206 (CHUCKLES) I grabbed a couple of road lollies. 1235 00:55:34,587 --> 00:55:36,630 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2. 1236 00:55:36,714 --> 00:55:38,632 (BEEPING) 1237 00:55:40,092 --> 00:55:41,385 TERRY: Mm. 1238 00:55:42,678 --> 00:55:43,679 (SNIFFS) 1239 00:55:43,762 --> 00:55:44,930 Mm-hmm. (GASPS) 1240 00:55:53,189 --> 00:55:54,190 Mm. 1241 00:55:58,819 --> 00:56:00,112 -(PIANO BLARES) -Oh. 1242 00:56:02,198 --> 00:56:04,491 Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49. 1243 00:56:04,658 --> 00:56:06,577 Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop. 1244 00:56:06,744 --> 00:56:08,662 PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man. 1245 00:56:08,829 --> 00:56:10,164 TERRY: There you are. 1246 00:56:11,248 --> 00:56:12,917 22: No hard feelings, right? All right. 1247 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,001 Just friends. 1248 00:56:14,084 --> 00:56:15,294 Just friends goofing on each other. All right. 1249 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,296 22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul. 1250 00:56:18,047 --> 00:56:19,131 Come to Terry. 1251 00:56:20,674 --> 00:56:21,800 -(MAN GASPS) -Gotcha! 1252 00:56:21,884 --> 00:56:22,885 (MAN SCREAMS) 1253 00:56:22,968 --> 00:56:24,428 Thought you could cheat the universe? 1254 00:56:24,512 --> 00:56:25,513 Well, you thought wrong. 1255 00:56:25,596 --> 00:56:27,890 I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in... 1256 00:56:27,973 --> 00:56:30,559 Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner. 1257 00:56:30,643 --> 00:56:31,727 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1258 00:56:31,810 --> 00:56:32,895 My mistake. 1259 00:56:32,978 --> 00:56:36,023 We'll just get you back into your meat suit. (CHUCKLES) 1260 00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:38,817 -(WHIMPERING) -There you go. 1261 00:56:38,901 --> 00:56:40,402 No harm, no foul. 1262 00:56:41,195 --> 00:56:43,364 Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella, 1263 00:56:43,531 --> 00:56:44,823 I'm thinking there's no reason 1264 00:56:44,907 --> 00:56:46,992 we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? 1265 00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:49,662 Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time. 1266 00:56:49,828 --> 00:56:51,163 (CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating 1267 00:56:51,247 --> 00:56:53,791 those processed foods, am I right? (LAUGHS) 1268 00:56:53,874 --> 00:56:55,334 -(FOOTSTEPS) -(TERRY GASPS) 1269 00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:56,835 (PAUL WHIMPERING) 1270 00:56:56,919 --> 00:56:59,922 But seriously, stay away from those processed foods. 1271 00:57:00,089 --> 00:57:01,382 (GASPS) 1272 00:57:04,677 --> 00:57:06,136 JOE: You know what, you did all right back there. 1273 00:57:06,220 --> 00:57:07,471 How did you know how to deal with Paul? 1274 00:57:07,638 --> 00:57:09,265 22: I didn't. I just let out the me. 1275 00:57:09,431 --> 00:57:12,643 Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing. 1276 00:57:12,726 --> 00:57:14,854 JOE: First of all, "jazzing" is not a word. 1277 00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:18,315 And second, music and life operate by very different rules. 1278 00:57:18,482 --> 00:57:19,608 It says take one. 1279 00:57:19,775 --> 00:57:22,152 JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine. 1280 00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:23,654 "Man with a van." 1281 00:57:23,737 --> 00:57:25,406 I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. 1282 00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:27,491 Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan. 1283 00:57:27,658 --> 00:57:30,119 We go to The Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. 1284 00:57:30,286 --> 00:57:31,620 It's around 4:00 p.m. now... 1285 00:57:31,787 --> 00:57:33,372 (LAUGHING) 1286 00:57:33,455 --> 00:57:34,456 You know what? 1287 00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:35,791 You are really getting good at using those legs. 1288 00:57:35,875 --> 00:57:37,793 -Why don't you try runnin'? -(RAILS CHIMING) 1289 00:57:37,877 --> 00:57:40,462 22: Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing. 1290 00:57:40,546 --> 00:57:42,715 JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. 1291 00:57:42,798 --> 00:57:44,258 We need to get somewhere. Now, I... 1292 00:57:44,341 --> 00:57:46,760 -22: (LAUGHING) That tickles. -Uh, what are you doing? 1293 00:57:46,844 --> 00:57:48,971 (22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1294 00:57:49,054 --> 00:57:50,931 (WIND WHISTLING) 1295 00:57:53,851 --> 00:57:55,394 (CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it. 1296 00:57:57,479 --> 00:57:58,480 (GRUNTS) 1297 00:57:58,731 --> 00:57:59,815 Would you hurry up? 1298 00:57:59,982 --> 00:58:01,150 Okay. 1299 00:58:01,233 --> 00:58:02,818 -(PANTS RIP) -(PEOPLE GASP) 1300 00:58:02,902 --> 00:58:04,904 You were right. These pants are loosening. 1301 00:58:04,987 --> 00:58:06,739 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no. 1302 00:58:06,822 --> 00:58:08,073 Don't let people see your butt! 1303 00:58:08,157 --> 00:58:10,284 -22: It's your butt. -It doesn't matter whose butt... 1304 00:58:10,367 --> 00:58:12,077 Take off the jacket. Tie it around your waist. 1305 00:58:12,244 --> 00:58:13,996 Quick! Cover the butt! 1306 00:58:14,163 --> 00:58:15,497 (GASPS) What are we gonna do? 1307 00:58:15,664 --> 00:58:17,374 I can't find a tailor this late... 1308 00:58:18,542 --> 00:58:20,127 Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's. 1309 00:58:20,211 --> 00:58:21,212 22: Okay. 1310 00:58:21,295 --> 00:58:22,379 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1311 00:58:22,463 --> 00:58:23,506 Mom doesn't know about this gig. 1312 00:58:23,589 --> 00:58:24,590 And she's not gonna like it. 1313 00:58:24,673 --> 00:58:25,674 Okay. 1314 00:58:25,758 --> 00:58:26,800 We don't have any other choice. 1315 00:58:26,884 --> 00:58:27,885 Okay. 1316 00:58:27,968 --> 00:58:29,553 She's the only one that can fix this. 1317 00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,222 -Okay. -Stop saying "okay"! 1318 00:58:31,388 --> 00:58:33,390 We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on. 1319 00:58:33,557 --> 00:58:35,518 Okay... Got it. 1320 00:58:37,102 --> 00:58:39,188 My mom doesn't know anything about the gig, 1321 00:58:39,271 --> 00:58:40,606 and I wanna keep it that way, okay? 1322 00:58:40,773 --> 00:58:42,149 Right, because she thinks you're a failure. 1323 00:58:42,233 --> 00:58:43,526 -What? -I didn't say that. 1324 00:58:43,609 --> 00:58:44,860 You did. Up here. 1325 00:58:45,027 --> 00:58:47,363 Uh, look, my mom has her own definition of what success is, 1326 00:58:47,530 --> 00:58:49,782 and being a professional musician isn't it. 1327 00:58:49,949 --> 00:58:54,954 So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital. 1328 00:58:55,037 --> 00:58:58,582 (SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know... 1329 00:58:58,749 --> 00:59:02,127 ♪ We shall come around To touch eyes again 1330 00:59:02,211 --> 00:59:04,839 ♪ If love is the foundation 1331 00:59:04,922 --> 00:59:07,258 ♪ If the purpose be To recycle life 1332 00:59:07,341 --> 00:59:10,177 ♪ I promise you I'll bring us to one 1333 00:59:10,261 --> 00:59:12,596 ♪ Bleeding heart in the end now 1334 00:59:12,763 --> 00:59:15,933 ♪ Though we're apart 1335 00:59:16,308 --> 00:59:18,018 I don't know. All the times I've been 1336 00:59:18,102 --> 00:59:20,771 so close to getting to my dreams, 1337 00:59:20,855 --> 00:59:22,815 (SIGHS) something always gets in the way. 1338 00:59:22,898 --> 00:59:24,024 You know what I mean? 1339 00:59:27,486 --> 00:59:29,655 ♪ How true lovin' began 1340 00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:31,532 He's good. 1341 00:59:31,699 --> 00:59:35,452 And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside. 1342 00:59:35,619 --> 00:59:38,163 Of course, you love music now, because you're me. Let's go. 1343 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:41,834 ♪ Now, love 1344 00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,002 Let's go. 1345 00:59:43,878 --> 00:59:46,130 ♪ Love 1346 00:59:46,755 --> 00:59:49,550 ♪ Love, love 1347 00:59:49,717 --> 00:59:50,718 ♪ Talkin' about love 1348 00:59:52,636 --> 00:59:55,014 ♪ Love 1349 00:59:55,097 --> 00:59:56,098 ♪ Love ♪ 1350 01:00:01,687 --> 01:00:03,105 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) 1351 01:00:03,189 --> 01:00:04,690 (EXCLAIMING) 1352 01:00:04,773 --> 01:00:06,025 Hey, take it easy, eh? 1353 01:00:06,192 --> 01:00:07,693 I'm sorry. 1354 01:00:08,068 --> 01:00:09,403 Don't worry about it. 1355 01:00:09,486 --> 01:00:11,071 It's the subway. It does that to some people. 1356 01:00:11,238 --> 01:00:12,781 -Does what? -It wears you down. 1357 01:00:12,948 --> 01:00:15,242 It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. 1358 01:00:15,409 --> 01:00:18,662 Every day the same thing, day in and day out. 1359 01:00:19,288 --> 01:00:21,498 But once I get on the stage tonight, 1360 01:00:21,582 --> 01:00:23,459 all my troubles are going to be fixed. 1361 01:00:23,626 --> 01:00:26,128 You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner. 1362 01:00:26,212 --> 01:00:27,838 (LOUD SLURPING) 1363 01:00:29,256 --> 01:00:30,257 Where'd you get that? 1364 01:00:30,424 --> 01:00:31,884 Under the seat. Can you believe it? 1365 01:00:31,967 --> 01:00:34,053 It's still half-full. (GASPS) 1366 01:00:35,638 --> 01:00:37,473 JOE: All right, remember, 1367 01:00:37,556 --> 01:00:40,601 I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it? 1368 01:00:42,144 --> 01:00:43,562 (LAUGHTER) 1369 01:00:44,104 --> 01:00:47,066 LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy... MELBA: Joey! 1370 01:00:47,149 --> 01:00:49,235 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -...we heard the news. 1371 01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:51,362 -(LIBBA CLEARS THROAT) -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1372 01:00:51,612 --> 01:00:52,613 Oh, crap. She knows. 1373 01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,323 Your momma's in the back. 1374 01:00:54,490 --> 01:00:56,116 -You gotta go in there. -No, I don't want to. 1375 01:00:56,283 --> 01:00:58,619 You have to. We need the suit fixed. 1376 01:00:58,702 --> 01:00:59,995 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1377 01:01:00,955 --> 01:01:02,831 You forgetting something, Joey? 1378 01:01:02,998 --> 01:01:04,041 -What? -Kiss her. 1379 01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,377 I always kiss Melba when I see her. 1380 01:01:08,712 --> 01:01:10,130 Just do it. 1381 01:01:14,134 --> 01:01:15,761 No, no, no. Not on the lips. 1382 01:01:15,845 --> 01:01:17,888 (GASPS) Joey! What has gotten into you, boy? 1383 01:01:17,972 --> 01:01:19,014 (LAUGHING) Let him finish. 1384 01:01:19,098 --> 01:01:20,182 LULU: Cougar. I knew it. 1385 01:01:20,349 --> 01:01:23,269 I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey. 1386 01:01:23,352 --> 01:01:25,855 (R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1387 01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:30,818 So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh? 1388 01:01:31,151 --> 01:01:34,572 I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering. 1389 01:01:34,738 --> 01:01:35,948 (WHISPERS) Come. Come on. 1390 01:01:36,115 --> 01:01:37,199 Just say you rescued it. 1391 01:01:37,283 --> 01:01:39,660 Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it. 1392 01:01:39,743 --> 01:01:42,037 Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career. 1393 01:01:42,121 --> 01:01:43,205 Oh. 1394 01:01:43,289 --> 01:01:46,417 (SIGHS) Just ask her nicely if she can fix my suit. 1395 01:01:46,584 --> 01:01:50,254 So, Mom, is there any way you can fix this? 1396 01:01:50,337 --> 01:01:51,797 Whoa! I don't need to see that. 1397 01:01:51,964 --> 01:01:54,008 I know. Embarrassing, right? 1398 01:01:54,175 --> 01:01:55,676 So, you'll fix it? 1399 01:01:55,843 --> 01:01:56,969 LIBBA: No. BOTH: What? 1400 01:01:57,052 --> 01:01:59,346 How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? 1401 01:01:59,430 --> 01:02:01,640 You tell me you're going to accept the full-time position... 1402 01:02:01,724 --> 01:02:02,725 Here it comes. 1403 01:02:02,808 --> 01:02:04,101 LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig. 1404 01:02:04,185 --> 01:02:05,311 Tell her that this one is different. 1405 01:02:05,394 --> 01:02:06,395 This one's different! 1406 01:02:06,478 --> 01:02:08,731 Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance? 1407 01:02:09,106 --> 01:02:11,775 No? Then it's the same as the other ones. 1408 01:02:11,942 --> 01:02:13,861 It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore. 1409 01:02:14,028 --> 01:02:15,988 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1410 01:02:16,155 --> 01:02:19,033 My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life. 1411 01:02:19,116 --> 01:02:20,743 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1412 01:02:20,826 --> 01:02:22,494 -(BOTH GASP) -My mom has never understood 1413 01:02:22,578 --> 01:02:23,662 what I'm trying to do with my life. 1414 01:02:23,746 --> 01:02:25,664 -22! -What did you just say? 1415 01:02:25,748 --> 01:02:28,000 Oof. Can I run away now, like you usually do? 1416 01:02:30,461 --> 01:02:33,464 No. Not this time. Repeat after me. 1417 01:02:34,006 --> 01:02:36,383 Mom, I know we've had some rough times, 1418 01:02:36,842 --> 01:02:38,385 but you're right, 1419 01:02:38,886 --> 01:02:41,138 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you. 1420 01:02:41,305 --> 01:02:44,141 Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove. 1421 01:02:44,308 --> 01:02:46,352 Look, I know you love playing. 1422 01:02:46,519 --> 01:02:49,522 Then how come except for church, you're the happiest when I don't? 1423 01:02:49,688 --> 01:02:52,900 I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset. 1424 01:02:53,067 --> 01:02:55,861 You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. 1425 01:02:56,028 --> 01:02:57,863 I don't want to see you struggle like that. 1426 01:02:58,030 --> 01:03:00,115 So Dad could pursue his dreams, and I can't? 1427 01:03:00,282 --> 01:03:02,159 Your father had me. 1428 01:03:02,326 --> 01:03:05,162 Most times, this shop is what paid the bills. 1429 01:03:05,329 --> 01:03:07,873 So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours? 1430 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,500 Music is all I think about. 1431 01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:11,752 From the moment I wake up in the morning 1432 01:03:11,835 --> 01:03:13,879 to the moment I fall asleep at night. 1433 01:03:14,046 --> 01:03:16,298 You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. 1434 01:03:16,465 --> 01:03:17,842 Then I don't want to eat. 1435 01:03:18,008 --> 01:03:20,845 This isn't about my career, Mom. 1436 01:03:21,053 --> 01:03:23,180 (SIGHS) It's my reason for living. 1437 01:03:23,264 --> 01:03:25,099 And I know Dad felt the same way. 1438 01:03:26,016 --> 01:03:29,311 (SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today, 1439 01:03:29,854 --> 01:03:32,898 that my life would've amounted to nothing. 1440 01:03:35,109 --> 01:03:36,318 Joey. 1441 01:03:43,534 --> 01:03:44,535 Oh. 1442 01:03:50,749 --> 01:03:53,711 LIBBA: Let's make this work instead. 1443 01:03:57,673 --> 01:03:59,175 That's my dad's suit. 1444 01:03:59,341 --> 01:04:00,551 LIBBA: Lulu. Melba. 1445 01:04:00,634 --> 01:04:03,179 Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do. 1446 01:04:08,350 --> 01:04:10,269 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. This feels really nice. 1447 01:04:10,436 --> 01:04:12,730 -You look marvelous. -It fits perfectly. 1448 01:04:12,813 --> 01:04:13,814 MELBA: You see how I did that? 1449 01:04:13,898 --> 01:04:17,109 That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself. 1450 01:04:17,276 --> 01:04:18,485 -Can I try on that? -Of course you can. 1451 01:04:18,652 --> 01:04:20,613 -MELBA: Just handsome. -(LIBBA CHUCKLING) 1452 01:04:20,779 --> 01:04:23,365 Thank you, uh, Mom. 1453 01:04:23,532 --> 01:04:26,160 Ray would have been so proud of you, baby. 1454 01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:28,704 Like I've always been. 1455 01:04:30,414 --> 01:04:31,540 You heard me, right? 1456 01:04:31,624 --> 01:04:33,876 The suit is wool, not polyester. 1457 01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:36,212 So, don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again. 1458 01:04:36,295 --> 01:04:37,296 BOTH: Yes, ma'am! 1459 01:04:37,379 --> 01:04:38,672 MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there. 1460 01:04:38,839 --> 01:04:40,049 Thanks, Mom. 1461 01:04:42,718 --> 01:04:44,053 Oh, that was amazin'. 1462 01:04:44,136 --> 01:04:45,971 You know what that felt like? It felt like jazz. 1463 01:04:46,138 --> 01:04:47,556 Yeah, you were jazzing. 1464 01:04:47,723 --> 01:04:49,475 JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing. 1465 01:04:51,268 --> 01:04:52,311 I'm telling you, Joe. 1466 01:04:52,394 --> 01:04:53,938 You really should call Lisa again. 1467 01:04:54,104 --> 01:04:56,815 JOE: I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22. 1468 01:04:56,982 --> 01:04:58,359 Oh, busy right now? 1469 01:04:58,442 --> 01:04:59,777 Wanna wait till you die a second time? 1470 01:04:59,944 --> 01:05:01,111 -Cool, cool, cool. -(JOE LAUGHS) 1471 01:05:01,278 --> 01:05:02,905 I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice 1472 01:05:02,988 --> 01:05:04,073 from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES) 1473 01:05:04,156 --> 01:05:05,783 22: I can think of worse. 1474 01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:07,159 JOE: There it is. 1475 01:05:08,285 --> 01:05:13,040 (LAUGHS) We made it! This is going to work. 1476 01:05:13,123 --> 01:05:15,334 Whoa! I can't believe how good I look. 1477 01:05:15,501 --> 01:05:18,337 The suit, the cut. Just look at me. 1478 01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:19,880 (LAUGHS) 1479 01:05:19,964 --> 01:05:22,508 (SCATTING) 1480 01:05:22,591 --> 01:05:24,134 (LAUGHS) 1481 01:05:24,218 --> 01:05:26,345 -Ooh, just turn a little bit right there. -22: Like this? 1482 01:05:26,428 --> 01:05:28,514 -Angle the shoulders, and... -22: Oh, hey, who's that? 1483 01:05:28,597 --> 01:05:29,640 -And from this side. -JOE: That's it. 1484 01:05:29,723 --> 01:05:30,766 22: What? Who's back here? 1485 01:05:30,850 --> 01:05:32,434 -Still me. Uh-huh. -JOE: That's a winner. 1486 01:05:32,518 --> 01:05:34,728 -Right? -(JOE LAUGHING) 1487 01:05:35,771 --> 01:05:37,731 This can't be happenin'. Now, I'm not gonna believe this. 1488 01:05:37,898 --> 01:05:39,525 The Half Note. 1489 01:05:39,608 --> 01:05:41,569 (GIRL GIGGLING) 1490 01:05:43,696 --> 01:05:46,198 WOMAN: (LAUGHING) He made you pay for dinner? 1491 01:05:46,282 --> 01:05:47,324 MAN: Yeah... 1492 01:05:47,408 --> 01:05:49,243 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 1493 01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:57,835 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1494 01:05:57,918 --> 01:06:00,004 (SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1495 01:06:08,929 --> 01:06:10,681 -JOE: So, you ready? -Huh? 1496 01:06:10,764 --> 01:06:11,974 To go home. 1497 01:06:12,057 --> 01:06:14,476 I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh? 1498 01:06:14,643 --> 01:06:16,520 What do you think of Earth, anyway? 1499 01:06:19,523 --> 01:06:20,816 (SIGHS) 1500 01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:23,402 I always said it was dumb. But... 1501 01:06:24,945 --> 01:06:26,030 I mean... 1502 01:06:26,530 --> 01:06:28,449 Just look at what I found. 1503 01:06:29,325 --> 01:06:32,369 Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. 1504 01:06:32,912 --> 01:06:35,456 When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. 1505 01:06:35,623 --> 01:06:38,834 A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary. 1506 01:06:39,418 --> 01:06:42,338 But I kind of liked that, too. 1507 01:06:43,047 --> 01:06:44,298 (22 SIGHS) 1508 01:06:46,217 --> 01:06:47,676 Truth is, I've always worried 1509 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,471 that maybe there's something wrong with me. You know? 1510 01:06:51,388 --> 01:06:53,682 Maybe I'm not good enough for living. 1511 01:06:54,683 --> 01:07:00,940 But then you showed me about purpose and passion, 1512 01:07:01,023 --> 01:07:03,192 and maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1513 01:07:03,275 --> 01:07:05,361 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1514 01:07:05,528 --> 01:07:07,238 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1515 01:07:07,321 --> 01:07:08,614 That's just regular old living. 1516 01:07:08,781 --> 01:07:10,783 But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar, 1517 01:07:10,950 --> 01:07:12,326 you can give it an honest try. 1518 01:07:12,493 --> 01:07:15,079 No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years 1519 01:07:15,246 --> 01:07:17,331 and I have never felt this close. 1520 01:07:17,498 --> 01:07:20,459 Joe! Who's ready to go home? 1521 01:07:20,626 --> 01:07:21,627 (GASPS) Moonwind. 1522 01:07:21,710 --> 01:07:22,753 The stars are almost in alignment. 1523 01:07:22,836 --> 01:07:23,837 JOE: All right. 1524 01:07:23,921 --> 01:07:25,130 I'll have you back in your bodies in no time. 1525 01:07:25,506 --> 01:07:28,801 No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth. 1526 01:07:28,884 --> 01:07:30,928 This is my only chance to find my spark. 1527 01:07:31,095 --> 01:07:34,640 22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in my body. 1528 01:07:34,807 --> 01:07:38,102 You can find your own thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. 1529 01:07:38,269 --> 01:07:40,521 Now, come on, I need my body back. Now! 1530 01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:44,191 No. 1531 01:07:46,235 --> 01:07:47,778 I'm in the chair. 1532 01:07:48,404 --> 01:07:49,822 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1533 01:07:49,905 --> 01:07:51,615 -22! -22: Leave me alone! 1534 01:07:51,782 --> 01:07:53,826 I'm trying to find my purpose! 1535 01:07:53,993 --> 01:07:55,661 JOE: 22, you come back here! 1536 01:07:58,038 --> 01:07:59,373 22! 1537 01:08:06,881 --> 01:08:07,965 WOMAN: Mr. Mittens. 1538 01:08:08,048 --> 01:08:09,925 -(SNARLING) -Oh. 1539 01:08:15,681 --> 01:08:17,057 TERRY: There they are. 1540 01:08:19,268 --> 01:08:21,812 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1541 01:08:23,689 --> 01:08:24,982 You come back here right now! 1542 01:08:27,151 --> 01:08:28,694 You stole my body! 1543 01:08:33,365 --> 01:08:35,201 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 1544 01:08:44,084 --> 01:08:46,086 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1545 01:08:55,554 --> 01:08:58,057 TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner. 1546 01:09:01,393 --> 01:09:02,645 (GASPS) 1547 01:09:04,939 --> 01:09:05,940 Oh, no, you don't. 1548 01:09:08,692 --> 01:09:09,693 Gotcha! 1549 01:09:11,362 --> 01:09:12,905 No, no, no. 1550 01:09:18,911 --> 01:09:20,204 (PANTS) 1551 01:09:20,579 --> 01:09:22,081 (GRUNTS) 1552 01:09:22,790 --> 01:09:25,167 No, no! 1553 01:09:26,710 --> 01:09:28,754 I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams! 1554 01:09:28,921 --> 01:09:30,673 And I was about to find my spark! 1555 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,174 JOE: Find your spark? My life was finally going to change! 1556 01:09:32,341 --> 01:09:33,592 22: You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes! 1557 01:09:33,759 --> 01:09:34,885 JOE: I lost everything because of you! 1558 01:09:34,969 --> 01:09:35,970 Joe! 1559 01:09:37,221 --> 01:09:38,806 You cheated. 1560 01:09:44,228 --> 01:09:45,563 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -TERRY: Found him. 1561 01:09:45,729 --> 01:09:46,981 -Joe Gardner. -You're back! 1562 01:09:47,064 --> 01:09:48,107 Terry, you found them. 1563 01:09:48,190 --> 01:09:49,191 TERRY: No need to thank me. 1564 01:09:49,358 --> 01:09:51,861 It's so nice to have everything back in order, and... 1565 01:09:52,736 --> 01:09:54,947 22 got her pass? 1566 01:09:57,241 --> 01:09:58,826 -Oh, my goodness. -22! You got an Earth Pass! 1567 01:09:58,909 --> 01:10:00,369 -This is amazing! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1568 01:10:00,536 --> 01:10:01,829 COUNSELOR JERRY A: I knew you could do it. 1569 01:10:01,912 --> 01:10:02,955 COUNSELOR JERRY B: This is cray cray. 1570 01:10:03,122 --> 01:10:05,875 But what... What filled in the last box? 1571 01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:08,419 I'll tell you what filled it in. I did! 1572 01:10:08,586 --> 01:10:10,337 It was my spark that changed that badge. 1573 01:10:10,504 --> 01:10:14,008 She only got that because she was living my life in my body. 1574 01:10:14,175 --> 01:10:16,385 -I was... -TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner. 1575 01:10:16,802 --> 01:10:17,803 (SNAPS FINGERS) 1576 01:10:17,887 --> 01:10:19,138 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe, it's time for you 1577 01:10:19,221 --> 01:10:20,973 to accompany 22 to the Earth portal. 1578 01:10:21,140 --> 01:10:22,641 Give you a chance to say goodbye. 1579 01:10:22,808 --> 01:10:24,435 Of course. It's standard procedure. 1580 01:10:24,602 --> 01:10:27,354 Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right. 1581 01:10:27,521 --> 01:10:30,107 Terry, you have done a super job. 1582 01:10:30,191 --> 01:10:31,233 We'll take it from here. 1583 01:10:31,317 --> 01:10:32,318 You're amazing. 1584 01:10:33,194 --> 01:10:34,361 Well, thank you. 1585 01:10:35,362 --> 01:10:37,031 Terrytime. 1586 01:10:37,531 --> 01:10:39,366 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Go ahead, you two. 1587 01:10:49,418 --> 01:10:50,419 You don't know. 1588 01:10:51,962 --> 01:10:54,131 You can't be sure why my pass changed. 1589 01:10:54,507 --> 01:10:56,300 (SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it. 1590 01:10:56,467 --> 01:10:59,345 You hated music until you were in my body. 1591 01:10:59,512 --> 01:11:03,015 You hated everything until you were me. 1592 01:11:04,725 --> 01:11:05,809 (JOE SCOFFS) 1593 01:11:06,185 --> 01:11:07,520 I hope you enjoy it. 1594 01:11:24,578 --> 01:11:25,663 JOE: Uh... 1595 01:11:27,915 --> 01:11:30,125 I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it? 1596 01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:31,794 Get that Earth Pass to change? 1597 01:11:31,877 --> 01:11:34,505 Oh. You know what, I... I just let her walk 1598 01:11:34,588 --> 01:11:36,257 a mile in my shoes, you could say. 1599 01:11:36,465 --> 01:11:37,716 Well, it worked. 1600 01:11:38,342 --> 01:11:39,426 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1601 01:11:39,593 --> 01:11:42,346 Well, you should probably get going to the Great Beyond. 1602 01:11:42,513 --> 01:11:45,182 Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was. 1603 01:11:45,724 --> 01:11:47,810 -Excuse me? -You know, her, uh, spark. 1604 01:11:47,977 --> 01:11:51,647 Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES) 1605 01:11:51,814 --> 01:11:54,149 We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? 1606 01:11:54,859 --> 01:11:55,860 Because I have piano. 1607 01:11:55,943 --> 01:11:57,987 It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. 1608 01:11:58,153 --> 01:12:00,406 A spark isn't a soul's purpose. 1609 01:12:01,073 --> 01:12:03,117 Oh, you mentors and your passions. 1610 01:12:03,284 --> 01:12:07,705 Your purposes. Your meanings of life. (SIGHS) So basic. 1611 01:12:07,788 --> 01:12:09,915 -(CHUCKLES) -No, no, it... 1612 01:12:13,711 --> 01:12:14,920 NEW SOUL: Wow. 1613 01:12:15,004 --> 01:12:18,174 It is music. My spark is music. I... 1614 01:12:18,883 --> 01:12:20,301 I know it is. 1615 01:12:26,265 --> 01:12:27,266 22: I'm no good. 1616 01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:29,810 I got no purpose. 1617 01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:32,354 No purpose. 1618 01:12:33,063 --> 01:12:35,065 No purpose. 1619 01:12:36,483 --> 01:12:38,485 (SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1620 01:13:03,928 --> 01:13:06,096 -(PANTING) -Mr. G? 1621 01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:07,765 Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go. 1622 01:13:07,932 --> 01:13:09,099 You're too late, man. 1623 01:13:09,266 --> 01:13:10,309 Let me talk to Dorothea. 1624 01:13:10,392 --> 01:13:12,603 No, no, no, man. She don't play that. 1625 01:13:12,811 --> 01:13:16,065 These rappers act like... Who let this lunatic in here? 1626 01:13:16,232 --> 01:13:18,150 Listen, you gotta give me another chance. 1627 01:13:18,359 --> 01:13:21,362 This is my band. I decide who plays. 1628 01:13:21,529 --> 01:13:23,239 And if you don't go with me, 1629 01:13:23,322 --> 01:13:25,699 you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career. 1630 01:13:26,283 --> 01:13:28,786 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1631 01:13:29,245 --> 01:13:32,248 My only purpose on this planet is to play. 1632 01:13:32,414 --> 01:13:35,668 It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me. 1633 01:13:39,755 --> 01:13:42,633 Well, aren't you an arrogant one? 1634 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,719 I guess you really are a jazz player. 1635 01:13:45,886 --> 01:13:48,931 Tell Robert he's out. For now. 1636 01:13:50,099 --> 01:13:51,392 Nice suit. 1637 01:14:01,277 --> 01:14:05,114 Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start. 1638 01:14:05,698 --> 01:14:08,117 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1639 01:14:40,482 --> 01:14:42,484 (PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC) 1640 01:14:48,490 --> 01:14:50,492 (PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES) 1641 01:14:55,915 --> 01:14:57,917 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1642 01:15:11,347 --> 01:15:13,224 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1643 01:15:22,191 --> 01:15:24,318 Welcome to the quartet, Teach. 1644 01:15:27,112 --> 01:15:28,572 (WHOOPING) 1645 01:15:28,656 --> 01:15:30,533 LIBBA: That's my Joey! 1646 01:15:30,616 --> 01:15:32,451 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1647 01:15:35,538 --> 01:15:37,331 -What a show! -That last solo was brilliant. 1648 01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:38,499 That was amazing! 1649 01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:40,000 I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again. 1650 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,752 -Whoo! Later, Mr. G. -Congratulations. 1651 01:15:41,919 --> 01:15:43,629 MELBA: You did great. We love you. 1652 01:15:43,712 --> 01:15:44,713 I'm so proud of you, Joey. 1653 01:15:44,839 --> 01:15:47,216 Gotta get to bed. We old. 1654 01:15:47,299 --> 01:15:48,717 (JOE CHUCKLES) 1655 01:15:49,718 --> 01:15:52,346 You play 100 shows, and one of them is killer. 1656 01:15:52,513 --> 01:15:54,390 You don't get many like tonight. 1657 01:15:54,557 --> 01:15:55,850 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1658 01:15:56,892 --> 01:15:59,228 So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next? 1659 01:15:59,395 --> 01:16:02,648 We come back tomorrow night and do it all again. 1660 01:16:05,025 --> 01:16:06,443 What's wrong, Teach? 1661 01:16:07,528 --> 01:16:12,825 It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. 1662 01:16:15,411 --> 01:16:17,288 I thought I'd feel different. 1663 01:16:20,207 --> 01:16:22,585 I heard this story about a fish. 1664 01:16:23,294 --> 01:16:25,546 He swims up to this older fish and says, 1665 01:16:25,713 --> 01:16:28,507 "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." 1666 01:16:28,674 --> 01:16:30,759 "The ocean?" says the older fish. 1667 01:16:30,843 --> 01:16:32,303 "That's what you're in right now." 1668 01:16:32,469 --> 01:16:35,681 "This?" says the young fish. "This is water. 1669 01:16:35,848 --> 01:16:38,767 "What I want is the ocean." 1670 01:16:41,687 --> 01:16:43,397 See you tomorrow. 1671 01:16:46,901 --> 01:16:48,736 (CAB DRIVING AWAY) 1672 01:16:56,327 --> 01:16:58,245 -Hey, man. -Sorry. 1673 01:17:15,095 --> 01:17:17,515 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1674 01:17:41,956 --> 01:17:43,040 (SIGHS) 1675 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:45,584 (PLAYS NOTE) 1676 01:18:29,461 --> 01:18:31,463 (PLAYING SOFT CHORDS) 1677 01:18:43,017 --> 01:18:44,810 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1678 01:19:25,184 --> 01:19:26,977 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1679 01:19:40,699 --> 01:19:42,535 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1680 01:19:48,415 --> 01:19:50,417 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 1681 01:19:55,464 --> 01:19:57,341 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1682 01:20:29,164 --> 01:20:31,083 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1683 01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:33,502 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1684 01:20:33,669 --> 01:20:35,421 JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1685 01:20:35,504 --> 01:20:37,256 That's just regular old living. 1686 01:20:38,174 --> 01:20:39,425 (STOPS PLAYING) 1687 01:20:58,194 --> 01:21:00,196 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 1688 01:21:23,969 --> 01:21:25,513 MOONWIND: Joe? JOE: Huh? 1689 01:21:26,347 --> 01:21:27,431 MOONWIND: Joe! 1690 01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:30,059 Good heavens, man. What are you doing in the zone? 1691 01:21:30,226 --> 01:21:33,687 Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22. 1692 01:21:33,854 --> 01:21:37,149 I'm afraid she's become a lost soul. 1693 01:21:37,316 --> 01:21:38,859 -What? -I'll explain on the way. 1694 01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:43,322 When neither of you returned to The Half Note, 1695 01:21:43,489 --> 01:21:44,949 I suspected something had gone wrong. 1696 01:21:45,115 --> 01:21:49,078 I came back here, and that's when I spotted her. 1697 01:21:49,161 --> 01:21:50,371 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1698 01:21:51,705 --> 01:21:55,626 Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. 1699 01:21:55,793 --> 01:21:59,046 And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them. 1700 01:21:59,213 --> 01:22:00,673 -There! -Good show. 1701 01:22:00,756 --> 01:22:02,800 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1702 01:22:07,596 --> 01:22:08,597 22! 1703 01:22:09,890 --> 01:22:10,975 (SNARLS) 1704 01:22:11,642 --> 01:22:13,435 -Ready the net. -I'm on it. 1705 01:22:25,739 --> 01:22:26,866 MOONWIND: She's got us! 1706 01:22:26,949 --> 01:22:28,075 (RUMBLING) 1707 01:22:30,286 --> 01:22:31,287 JOE: Moonwind! 1708 01:22:31,370 --> 01:22:32,997 MOONWIND: A captain always goes down with the ship. 1709 01:22:33,163 --> 01:22:34,331 It has been a... 1710 01:22:39,169 --> 01:22:40,170 (SNARLS) 1711 01:22:40,254 --> 01:22:41,255 22! 1712 01:22:42,715 --> 01:22:44,842 Come back, 22. It's me, Joe. 1713 01:22:47,136 --> 01:22:48,345 Easy, 22, easy. 1714 01:22:48,512 --> 01:22:51,640 I just came back to give you this. 1715 01:22:51,724 --> 01:22:53,309 (SNARLING) 1716 01:22:54,018 --> 01:22:55,019 Easy. 1717 01:22:56,687 --> 01:22:58,689 22, listen. Come back! 1718 01:23:02,318 --> 01:23:04,987 And for correcting our absent-minded mistakes 1719 01:23:05,070 --> 01:23:06,155 and setting the count right, 1720 01:23:06,322 --> 01:23:10,451 we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested. 1721 01:23:11,911 --> 01:23:15,289 I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, 1722 01:23:15,456 --> 01:23:18,083 but that I absolutely deserve. 1723 01:23:18,334 --> 01:23:20,586 -(22 SNARLING) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 1724 01:23:21,128 --> 01:23:22,171 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner? 1725 01:23:22,254 --> 01:23:23,255 And I'll just take that back. 1726 01:23:23,422 --> 01:23:24,423 Hey. 1727 01:23:26,050 --> 01:23:29,345 Oi, noob! You're not where you belong. 1728 01:23:30,262 --> 01:23:32,431 -(22 HISSING) -(TERRY YELPING) 1729 01:23:32,515 --> 01:23:34,058 (NEW SOULS EXCLAIM) 1730 01:23:34,141 --> 01:23:35,768 COUNSELOR JERRY: Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1731 01:23:35,851 --> 01:23:37,645 22, stop. I have something to tell you. 1732 01:23:39,522 --> 01:23:42,149 (GRUNTING) Stop that. No. 1733 01:23:42,233 --> 01:23:44,068 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 1734 01:23:44,777 --> 01:23:46,153 22! 1735 01:23:47,154 --> 01:23:48,531 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Whoa, watch out! 1736 01:23:48,697 --> 01:23:49,865 COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy. 1737 01:23:49,949 --> 01:23:50,991 -There, there. -There's no need to be afraid. 1738 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,327 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Don't worry. Calm down. 1739 01:23:53,494 --> 01:23:55,412 You have to stop running. Please. 1740 01:23:55,579 --> 01:23:56,914 JOE: 22, stop. 1741 01:23:57,164 --> 01:23:58,415 22, I was wrong. 1742 01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:03,420 Please, will you listen? You are ready to live, 22. 1743 01:24:05,881 --> 01:24:06,882 (22 ROARS) 1744 01:24:08,467 --> 01:24:10,886 -(WIND WHISTLING) -(22 CRYING) 1745 01:24:16,433 --> 01:24:18,394 I'm not good enough. Nope. No. 1746 01:24:18,644 --> 01:24:19,979 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. 1747 01:24:20,062 --> 01:24:21,063 JOE: 22! 1748 01:24:22,147 --> 01:24:23,274 (IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest. 1749 01:24:23,357 --> 01:24:24,775 All you make are bad decisions. 1750 01:24:24,942 --> 01:24:26,861 You are unwise and you won't make it in the world. 1751 01:24:26,944 --> 01:24:27,987 You're so selfish. 1752 01:24:28,070 --> 01:24:29,113 No one would ever want to be around you. 1753 01:24:29,196 --> 01:24:30,322 Loser. 1754 01:24:30,489 --> 01:24:32,658 Oh, the world needs remarkable people 1755 01:24:32,825 --> 01:24:35,744 and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met. 1756 01:24:36,036 --> 01:24:37,872 You'll never find your spark. 1757 01:24:38,038 --> 01:24:39,039 Imbecile. 1758 01:24:39,206 --> 01:24:40,749 -I cannot help you. -(VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1759 01:24:40,833 --> 01:24:41,876 22! 1760 01:24:42,042 --> 01:24:43,627 22: I just need to fill out that last box. 1761 01:24:43,794 --> 01:24:44,920 I'm not good enough at all. 1762 01:24:45,212 --> 01:24:46,964 You will never find your spark. 1763 01:24:47,047 --> 01:24:48,424 There's no point. 1764 01:24:49,425 --> 01:24:51,051 (IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes, you idiot. 1765 01:24:51,135 --> 01:24:52,720 That's just regular old living. 1766 01:24:52,887 --> 01:24:54,346 This is a waste of time. 1767 01:24:54,513 --> 01:24:56,932 You only got that badge because you were in my body. 1768 01:24:57,099 --> 01:24:58,934 That's why you ruin everything. 1769 01:24:59,101 --> 01:25:01,770 Because you have no purpose. 1770 01:25:01,854 --> 01:25:03,063 (JOE SHOUTS) 1771 01:25:05,191 --> 01:25:06,483 (JOE GRUNTING) 1772 01:25:07,276 --> 01:25:09,528 (GASPS) No, no, no. 1773 01:25:12,907 --> 01:25:13,991 (GASPS) 1774 01:25:18,954 --> 01:25:20,414 (IN JOE'S VOICE) There's no point. 1775 01:25:20,581 --> 01:25:22,291 (IN 22'S VOICE) You'll never find your spark. 1776 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:26,587 (ECHOING) Because you have no purpose! 1777 01:25:33,928 --> 01:25:36,347 -(MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES) -I'm not good. Nope. 1778 01:25:36,555 --> 01:25:39,767 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up. 1779 01:25:51,403 --> 01:25:52,446 JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready? 1780 01:25:52,530 --> 01:25:53,531 Huh? 1781 01:25:54,031 --> 01:25:55,324 To come live. 1782 01:25:57,868 --> 01:25:59,119 I'm scared, Joe. 1783 01:26:00,371 --> 01:26:01,664 I'm not good enough. 1784 01:26:02,748 --> 01:26:05,417 Anyway, I never got my spark. 1785 01:26:05,793 --> 01:26:07,086 Yes, you did. 1786 01:26:13,634 --> 01:26:16,095 JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose. 1787 01:26:16,262 --> 01:26:19,932 That last box fills in when you're ready to come live. 1788 01:26:21,684 --> 01:26:22,893 And, the thing is 1789 01:26:23,978 --> 01:26:26,355 you're pretty great at jazzing. 1790 01:26:28,107 --> 01:26:30,109 (SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1791 01:26:55,968 --> 01:26:56,969 But, Joe, 1792 01:26:57,678 --> 01:26:59,054 this means you won't get to... 1793 01:26:59,221 --> 01:27:02,099 It's okay. I already did. 1794 01:27:02,266 --> 01:27:04,018 Now it's your turn. 1795 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:07,605 (GRUNTS) 1796 01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:09,273 (WHIMPERS) 1797 01:27:10,274 --> 01:27:11,400 I'll go with you. 1798 01:27:11,901 --> 01:27:13,277 You know you can't do that. 1799 01:27:13,777 --> 01:27:16,697 I know. But I'll go as far as I can. 1800 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,502 (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 1801 01:27:31,503 --> 01:27:33,506 Hey! Take a look! 1802 01:27:37,593 --> 01:27:38,719 (GASPS) 1803 01:27:42,181 --> 01:27:43,432 Wow! 1804 01:27:44,308 --> 01:27:46,894 (GIGGLES, WHOOPS) 1805 01:27:49,772 --> 01:27:51,815 (LAUGHING) 1806 01:27:51,899 --> 01:27:54,568 (WHOOPING) 1807 01:28:00,366 --> 01:28:02,243 (EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY) 1808 01:28:11,835 --> 01:28:13,337 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1809 01:28:31,355 --> 01:28:32,773 (MUSIC FADES) 1810 01:28:56,088 --> 01:28:57,339 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Mr. Gardner? 1811 01:28:58,883 --> 01:28:59,884 JOE: Yes? 1812 01:28:59,967 --> 01:29:01,177 Do you have a moment? 1813 01:29:02,344 --> 01:29:05,848 I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you. 1814 01:29:06,265 --> 01:29:07,266 For what? 1815 01:29:07,433 --> 01:29:09,226 We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, 1816 01:29:09,310 --> 01:29:12,021 but it's not often we find ourselves inspired. 1817 01:29:12,479 --> 01:29:13,981 Huh. Really? 1818 01:29:14,148 --> 01:29:17,693 So, we all decided to give you another chance. 1819 01:29:21,155 --> 01:29:22,323 (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 1820 01:29:22,406 --> 01:29:25,326 Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on. 1821 01:29:26,035 --> 01:29:27,995 But what about Terry? 1822 01:29:28,162 --> 01:29:29,663 We worked it out with Terry. 1823 01:29:29,747 --> 01:29:31,373 (CLICKING) 1824 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:33,584 Mm. That's weird. 1825 01:29:33,667 --> 01:29:34,793 Hey, Terry, what's that over there? 1826 01:29:34,877 --> 01:29:35,920 Look immediately. 1827 01:29:36,003 --> 01:29:37,004 What? What are you talking about? 1828 01:29:37,087 --> 01:29:39,048 -Oh, nothing. You were saying? -Hmm? 1829 01:29:39,215 --> 01:29:40,966 Were you even talking? I can't remember. 1830 01:29:41,133 --> 01:29:42,259 Never mind. 1831 01:29:43,844 --> 01:29:44,845 Well? 1832 01:29:51,352 --> 01:29:52,561 Thanks. 1833 01:29:52,686 --> 01:29:54,813 So what do you think you'll do? 1834 01:29:55,022 --> 01:29:56,565 How are you gonna spend your life? 1835 01:29:57,191 --> 01:29:58,776 I'm not sure. 1836 01:30:02,029 --> 01:30:03,572 JOE: But I do know... 1837 01:30:07,910 --> 01:30:10,704 I'm going to live every minute of it. 1838 01:30:10,788 --> 01:30:13,624 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1839 01:30:29,181 --> 01:30:31,600 (MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING) 1840 01:30:40,109 --> 01:30:41,944 (SONG PLAYING) 1841 01:38:58,357 --> 01:38:59,608 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 1842 01:38:59,692 --> 01:39:01,277 (RAPPING) ♪ Rappin Ced is the name 1843 01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:03,279 ♪ And you should get it right 1844 01:39:03,362 --> 01:39:06,949 ♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite 1845 01:39:07,074 --> 01:39:10,870 ♪ Joey G on the keys KP and Tommy with me 1846 01:39:10,953 --> 01:39:12,496 ♪ How much you wanna bet? 1847 01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:14,331 ♪ We can take the whole city 1848 01:39:14,415 --> 01:39:16,250 ♪ You see us stylin' from the island 1849 01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:17,877 ♪ All the way to BK 1850 01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:21,505 ♪ Boogie down made the sound But we took it away 1851 01:39:21,589 --> 01:39:25,259 ♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems If you know what I mean 1852 01:39:25,342 --> 01:39:29,138 ♪ Now everybody bow down to The Kings of Queens ♪ 1853 01:39:29,221 --> 01:39:30,556 (GRUNTING) 1854 01:40:29,073 --> 01:40:31,033 Hey! Movie's over. 1855 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:32,576 Go home!