1 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:05,777 (DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:30,009 --> 00:00:31,511 (MUSIC ENDS) 3 00:00:32,637 --> 00:00:34,847 JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else. 4 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,349 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 5 00:00:36,432 --> 00:00:37,559 -(STICK TAPPING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 6 00:00:37,642 --> 00:00:42,230 Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three. 7 00:00:42,313 --> 00:00:46,067 (STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY) 8 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:50,405 (BEAT PICKING UP) 9 00:00:51,906 --> 00:00:54,200 (RHYTHMICALLY) One, two, three, four. 10 00:00:54,284 --> 00:00:56,870 -Stay on the beat. -(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 11 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:58,913 Two, three, four. 12 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:05,253 That's C-sharp, horns. 13 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:06,671 (BLOWING SHARPLY) 14 00:01:06,754 --> 00:01:09,090 Two, three... I see you, Caleb. 15 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:11,843 Rachel, now you. 16 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,387 Forgot my sax, Mr. G. 17 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:18,933 Okay, she forgot her sax. And now, all you, Connie. 18 00:01:19,017 --> 00:01:20,101 Go for it! 19 00:01:20,184 --> 00:01:22,520 (PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 20 00:01:36,492 --> 00:01:37,785 BOY: Way to go! 21 00:01:37,869 --> 00:01:39,871 (STUDENTS GIGGLING) 22 00:01:41,289 --> 00:01:42,290 (CONNIE SIGHS) 23 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:44,792 Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at? 24 00:01:44,876 --> 00:01:46,628 So Connie got a little lost in it. 25 00:01:46,711 --> 00:01:48,338 That's a good thing. 26 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:49,923 Look, I remember one time 27 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:51,966 my dad took me to this jazz club, 28 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,593 and that's the last place I wanted to be. 29 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:54,886 But then I see this guy, 30 00:01:55,345 --> 00:01:58,723 and he's playing these chords with fourths on it, 31 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:00,225 and then with the minor... 32 00:02:00,308 --> 00:02:01,809 -(MINOR KEYS PLAY) -Oh, oh, whoo. 33 00:02:01,893 --> 00:02:04,604 Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... 34 00:02:04,687 --> 00:02:05,939 It's like he's singing. 35 00:02:06,856 --> 00:02:09,734 And I swear, the next thing I know... 36 00:02:09,817 --> 00:02:11,402 (PLAYS CASCADING NOTES) 37 00:02:11,486 --> 00:02:13,071 ...it's like he floats off the stage. 38 00:02:13,154 --> 00:02:14,447 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 39 00:02:14,531 --> 00:02:16,074 That guy was lost in the music. 40 00:02:16,157 --> 00:02:19,369 He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him. 41 00:02:19,452 --> 00:02:21,704 (CONTINUES PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 42 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,418 And I wanted to learn... 43 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:28,711 (PLAYING CHORDS) 44 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:30,213 ...how to talk like that. 45 00:02:31,339 --> 00:02:32,632 That's when I knew... 46 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:37,887 I was born to play. 47 00:02:37,971 --> 00:02:39,472 (PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE) 48 00:02:40,181 --> 00:02:42,559 Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie? 49 00:02:42,642 --> 00:02:43,977 I'm 12. 50 00:02:44,936 --> 00:02:46,062 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 51 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:49,107 I'll be right back. Practice your scales. 52 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,150 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner. 53 00:02:51,234 --> 00:02:52,235 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 54 00:02:52,318 --> 00:02:53,611 (CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor. 55 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,114 -Hey! -Not you, though, you're good. 56 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:57,282 -(WHISPERS) He's not. -(CHUCKLES) 57 00:02:57,365 --> 00:02:59,075 What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo? 58 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:02,078 I wanted to deliver the good news personally. 59 00:03:02,161 --> 00:03:04,247 No more part-time for you. 60 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,375 You're now our full-time band teacher. 61 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,626 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Job security. 62 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,712 Medical insurance. Pension. 63 00:03:10,795 --> 00:03:12,964 Wow. That's, uh, great. 64 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:17,760 Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently. 65 00:03:17,844 --> 00:03:19,762 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 66 00:03:21,264 --> 00:03:23,433 (INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 67 00:03:31,774 --> 00:03:36,821 LIBBA: After all these years, my prayers have been answered. 68 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:38,948 A full-time job. 69 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:40,408 Working man, coming through. 70 00:03:40,491 --> 00:03:41,492 Yeah, Mom, but I... 71 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:43,411 You're going to tell them yes, right? 72 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:44,662 Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan. 73 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,164 You always got a plan. 74 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:48,082 Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too, 75 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,959 -for when your plan falls through. -(WOMAN GROANING) 76 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:51,502 -A backup plan never hurts. -(JOE SIGHS) 77 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:54,255 Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education 78 00:03:54,339 --> 00:03:55,924 so you could be a middle-aged man 79 00:03:56,007 --> 00:03:57,675 washing your underwear in my shop. 80 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,677 Walking around with a hole in his pants. 81 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,512 -Yeah, but... -With this job, you'll be able 82 00:04:01,596 --> 00:04:03,723 to put that dead-end gigging behind you. 83 00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:06,517 And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world. 84 00:04:06,601 --> 00:04:07,685 And just think, 85 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:11,940 playing music will finally be your real career. 86 00:04:12,023 --> 00:04:14,984 So you're going to tell them yes, right? 87 00:04:15,401 --> 00:04:16,402 Please say yes. 88 00:04:16,945 --> 00:04:18,112 Yeah, definitely. 89 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:19,280 LIBBA: Good. 90 00:04:19,364 --> 00:04:21,491 -(JOE SIGHS) -(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 91 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:26,120 Hello? 92 00:04:26,204 --> 00:04:27,622 How you been, Mr. G? 93 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:29,916 Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker. 94 00:04:29,999 --> 00:04:33,086 Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man. 95 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,547 Uh... Listen. You can call me Joe now, Curley. 96 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:36,631 I'm not your teacher anymore. 97 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,049 CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner. 98 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:41,052 Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet, 99 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:44,138 and we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight. 100 00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:45,640 Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me? 101 00:04:45,723 --> 00:04:48,309 Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow! 102 00:04:48,393 --> 00:04:50,687 I would die a happy man 103 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,273 if I could perform with Dorothea Williams. 104 00:04:53,356 --> 00:04:55,817 CURLEY: Oh, well, this could be your lucky day. 105 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:58,903 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 106 00:05:07,412 --> 00:05:09,122 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(CAR HORN BLARES) 107 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:13,334 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 108 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:18,464 -CURLEY: Whew, there he is. -Hey, Curley. 109 00:05:18,548 --> 00:05:20,550 Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man. 110 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:22,385 -Yeah. Uh, I'll bet. -I'm glad you made it. 111 00:05:22,468 --> 00:05:25,722 My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. 112 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:26,931 Said you were great. 113 00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:29,309 (CHUCKLES) Well, you know, for a coffee shop. 114 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:31,227 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 115 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:57,253 CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea. 116 00:05:58,254 --> 00:05:59,964 This is the cat I was telling you about. 117 00:06:00,048 --> 00:06:02,425 My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner. 118 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:03,843 Call me Joe, Dorothea. 119 00:06:03,927 --> 00:06:05,970 Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams. 120 00:06:06,054 --> 00:06:08,514 It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing. 121 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:12,143 CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son. 122 00:06:13,311 --> 00:06:17,148 So, we're down to middle school band teachers now. 123 00:06:19,234 --> 00:06:22,946 Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day. 124 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:29,118 (BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC) 125 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:30,787 -What... What are we playin'? -(HITS NOTE ON PIANO) 126 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:32,747 (BAND CONTINUES PLAYING) 127 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:38,878 (PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY) 128 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,177 (PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS) 129 00:06:56,688 --> 00:06:58,439 (PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES) 130 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:09,534 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 131 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:32,807 (CONTINUES PLAYING IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES) 132 00:08:12,222 --> 00:08:13,389 (MUSIC ENDS) 133 00:08:18,478 --> 00:08:19,687 Uh, sorry. 134 00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:22,232 I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES) 135 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,152 Joe Gardner, where have you been? 136 00:08:26,486 --> 00:08:29,113 I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band. 137 00:08:29,197 --> 00:08:30,448 Uh, but on the weekends, I... 138 00:08:30,532 --> 00:08:32,033 -You got a suit? -Uh... 139 00:08:32,116 --> 00:08:34,494 Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. 140 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:36,579 Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00. 141 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:37,914 Soundcheck's at 7:00. 142 00:08:37,997 --> 00:08:39,499 We'll see how you do. 143 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,837 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 144 00:08:45,255 --> 00:08:48,091 You see that, Dad? That's what I'm talking about! 145 00:08:48,174 --> 00:08:49,175 Hey, look up, look up. 146 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:51,511 You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! 147 00:08:51,594 --> 00:08:52,929 (JOE LAUGHS) 148 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,514 You're never gonna believe what just happened. 149 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,933 I did it. I got the gig. Yes! 150 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:58,017 I... I know. 151 00:08:58,101 --> 00:08:59,978 Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it? 152 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,646 Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt! 153 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,399 Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay? 154 00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:07,151 Forget class. I'm in a different class. 155 00:09:07,235 --> 00:09:09,153 I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy. 156 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:10,405 You know what I'm saying? I'm... 157 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:11,865 -(BARKS) -Whoa! Sorry! 158 00:09:11,948 --> 00:09:13,366 -(HORN BLARES) -(GASPS) 159 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:15,410 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 160 00:09:15,493 --> 00:09:16,536 (SCREAMS) 161 00:09:19,122 --> 00:09:20,290 (GRUNTS) 162 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:23,626 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 163 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:30,925 What the... 164 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,184 (ECHOING) Hello? 165 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:43,438 Hello? 166 00:09:48,985 --> 00:09:50,987 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 167 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:56,576 What the... 168 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:00,580 (WHIMPERS) 169 00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:03,499 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello! 170 00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:06,461 (SIGHS) Hello. 171 00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:08,338 Oh, what's your name, honey? 172 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:09,923 Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. 173 00:10:10,006 --> 00:10:12,258 Look, I'm not supposed to be here. 174 00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:15,345 Ah. Must have been sudden for you. 175 00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:18,556 You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old. 176 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,476 Been waiting a long time for this. 177 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:24,604 -For what? -The Great Beyond. 178 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,566 JOE: The Great Beyond? 179 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:31,611 -As in, as in beyond life? -Yeah. 180 00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:33,196 -That's death right there? -(SPEAKING INUKTITUT) 181 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:35,573 This beats my dream about the walrus. 182 00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:36,991 (IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it? 183 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,326 No, no, no, listen. 184 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:39,994 I have a gig tonight. I can't die now. 185 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:41,663 MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES) Well, I really don't think 186 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:43,122 you have a lot to say about this. 187 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,749 Yes. Yes, I do. 188 00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:47,961 I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due. 189 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:49,420 Heck, I'm overdue. 190 00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:51,089 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm outta here. 191 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,133 I don't think you're supposed to go that way. 192 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:55,802 This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today. 193 00:10:55,885 --> 00:10:57,929 Not when my life just started. 194 00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:06,729 (CRACKLES) 195 00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:07,814 What was that? 196 00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:10,483 Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back. 197 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,776 I don't wanna die! 198 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:14,070 I'm not done. I'm not done. Run! 199 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,989 -Why aren't you running? -I don't know. 200 00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:17,782 -What's wrong with you people? -MALE SOUL: I don't know. 201 00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:19,409 (JOE PANTING) 202 00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:20,493 (FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN) 203 00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:22,328 Where are my pants? 204 00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,455 JOE: (IN ENGLISH) I'm not done. (GRUNTING) 205 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:25,540 Ahh! 206 00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:27,709 (CRACKLING CONTINUES) 207 00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:33,423 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 208 00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,174 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 209 00:11:35,258 --> 00:11:36,885 (PANTING) 210 00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:39,971 Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back. 211 00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:44,767 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 212 00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,853 (SCREAMING) 213 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,484 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 214 00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,573 (MUFFLED CHATTERING) 215 00:12:57,257 --> 00:12:59,092 -(LAUGHTER) -(JOE GASPS) 216 00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:03,721 -(JOE GASPS) -(NEW SOUL GIGGLES) 217 00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:06,474 (NEW SOULS GIGGLING) 218 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,101 What? 219 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:09,477 -(CRUNCHES) -Ow! 220 00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,732 Now, now, everyone, 221 00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,442 let's give the mentor some room. 222 00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:19,237 Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough. 223 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,324 Hey, everyone, look here. (SING-SONG) Quiet coyote. 224 00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:25,577 Shh. Quiet coyote. 225 00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:27,495 Who... Who are you? 226 00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:28,872 I am the coming together 227 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:31,416 of all quantized fields of the universe. 228 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,836 Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend. 229 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,546 -What? -You can call me Jerry. 230 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,339 Jerry, okay. 231 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:40,758 Uh, hey, is this heaven? 232 00:13:40,842 --> 00:13:42,635 (LAUGHS) No. 233 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,347 Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? 234 00:13:46,431 --> 00:13:49,893 NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell. 235 00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:52,020 -Shh. Quiet coyote. -NEW SOUL: Hell. 236 00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:53,897 It's easy to get turned around. 237 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,274 This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before. 238 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,526 The Great Before? 239 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:02,030 Oh. We call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding. 240 00:14:02,113 --> 00:14:04,741 (NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 241 00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:05,825 NEW SOUL 1: Hell. 242 00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:06,910 NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here! 243 00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:09,871 (ALL GIGGLING) 244 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,001 Does this mean I'm dead? 245 00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:16,127 Not yet. 246 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:18,171 Your body's in a holding pattern. 247 00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:19,339 It's complicated. 248 00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:20,840 I'll get you back to your group. 249 00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:24,177 (GASPS) 250 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,054 (JOE WHIMPERS) 251 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:30,475 Come on, little souls, get on up here. 252 00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:35,647 Welcome to the You Seminar. 253 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,692 You are in for a treat. 254 00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:46,032 (CLICKING) 255 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,957 -Mm, that's weird. -What is it? 256 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,959 -The count's off. -Excuse me? 257 00:14:56,042 --> 00:15:00,421 There's a soul missing. The count's off. 258 00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:02,840 Huh. 259 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:07,095 Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. 260 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,846 You four. In you go. 261 00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,728 (WHIRRING) 262 00:15:15,812 --> 00:15:17,689 (ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 263 00:15:17,772 --> 00:15:21,526 You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not? 264 00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:26,990 Oh, wait a minute. 265 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:28,825 This is where personalities come from? 266 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,619 Of course. Do you think people are just born with them? 267 00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,538 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 268 00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,626 So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then? 269 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,712 Well, they use the Earth portal. 270 00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:49,137 Once they get a complete personality, of course. 271 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,472 Hello? Hello? 272 00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:56,394 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 273 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,735 NEW SOUL: Goodbye. 274 00:16:09,449 --> 00:16:11,034 NEW SOUL 2: Whee! 275 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:13,828 Whoo-hoo! 276 00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:16,497 (JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 277 00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:18,041 -(WHOOSHING) -(YELPS) Wait, wait, wait. 278 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:31,596 (EXCITED CHATTER) 279 00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:40,355 (NEW SOULS WHOOPING) 280 00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,148 -(JOE SIGHS) -(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 281 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,067 You sure get lost a lot. 282 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:46,319 COUNSELOR JERRY D: All righty, mentors. 283 00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:47,862 -Just find your name here... -Hello, Jerry... 284 00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:48,947 COUNSELOR JERRY D: ...and join us inside. 285 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,031 ...got a lost mentor for you. 286 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,241 Thanks, Jerry. 287 00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:53,952 Uh, look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 288 00:16:54,035 --> 00:16:55,203 I understand. 289 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,704 Mentoring isn't for everyone. 290 00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:58,081 You're more than welcome to opt out. 291 00:16:58,164 --> 00:17:00,500 (GASPS) Actually, on second thought, 292 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,836 you know, the mentoring sounds like fun. 293 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,214 I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here. 294 00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:09,008 Thanks, Jerry. Head right on over there to Jerry. 295 00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,093 Thank you, Jerry. 296 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:11,386 JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry? 297 00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:12,470 Good luck! 298 00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,389 Jerry, we've got a problem. 299 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:15,932 Oh, hello, there, Terry. 300 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:17,559 The count's off. 301 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,477 (CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that. 302 00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:21,312 The count hasn't been off in centuries. 303 00:17:21,396 --> 00:17:24,899 151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. 304 00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:27,902 That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 305 00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,280 1.75 souls per second. 306 00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,407 And I count every single one of 'em. 307 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,575 Yep. I'm aware. 308 00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:36,411 It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. 309 00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,787 I'm the accountant. 310 00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:39,914 And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, 311 00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:41,416 -don't we, everyone? -Absolutely. 312 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:42,500 Looks good from where this guy's standing. 313 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:43,668 COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no. 314 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,421 I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. 315 00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:49,382 You blinked five times since I started talking. Six. 316 00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:51,467 Right. Since accounting is your job, 317 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,636 why don't you figure out the problem? 318 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,555 -Maybe I will. -Wonderful. 319 00:17:56,055 --> 00:17:57,181 (SNAPS FINGERS) 320 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:00,852 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 321 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:03,563 Hello again, Terry. 322 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:04,856 Don't play dumb with me. 323 00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,110 Okay, here we go. 324 00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:10,320 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 325 00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:12,780 "A." 326 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,377 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 327 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,923 Hello, there, mentors. 328 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:32,967 I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar. 329 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:36,387 Now you don't remember it, but you've been here before. 330 00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:39,390 But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth 331 00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:41,768 is one of the great gifts of the universe. 332 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:43,811 Here at the You Seminar, 333 00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:48,024 all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. 334 00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:51,611 I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. 335 00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:55,698 I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. 336 00:18:55,782 --> 00:19:00,537 I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. 337 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,956 Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. 338 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,541 But that's Earth's problem. 339 00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:08,086 You'll notice these souls are all missing something. 340 00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:10,171 What goes in this spot? 341 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,674 Well, these souls need their "spark." 342 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,093 And that's where you come in. 343 00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:17,262 Maybe you will find their spark 344 00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,138 in the Hall of Everything, 345 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:23,476 where literally anything on Earth could inspire. 346 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,688 Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You, 347 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:31,651 featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life. 348 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,236 And just what is this spark? 349 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,572 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 350 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,034 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 351 00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:41,119 (CHUCKLES) 352 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:44,247 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 353 00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:47,292 I know you're all excited to get to work, 354 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,836 so good luck finding the spark. 355 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,130 -(APPLAUSE) -Find the spark. 356 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:54,549 Wow, that was informative. 357 00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:57,844 Now, it's time for my favorite part of the program, 358 00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:01,431 matching you mentors with your soul mates. 359 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:04,350 Our first mentor is Maria Martinez. 360 00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,769 -(APPLAUSE) -Maria, come on down. 361 00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,897 Maria was a rare disease specialist 362 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,357 from the University of Mexico. 363 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:14,068 I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS) 364 00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:16,112 She'll be matched with one of my favorites, 365 00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:20,950 soul number 108,210,121,415. 366 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,995 -(APPLAUSE) -Congratulations! Off you go. 367 00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:27,248 Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson. 368 00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:28,875 (APPLAUSE) 369 00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:33,213 Dr. Börgensson is a world-renowned child psychologist 370 00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:35,965 who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize. 371 00:20:36,049 --> 00:20:39,552 I see pain, death, destruction. 372 00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:41,971 -How about now? -A pretty butterfly. 373 00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:43,056 (ALL GASP) 374 00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:47,227 Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22. 375 00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,105 Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me. 376 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,109 22, you come out of this dimension right now. 377 00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:56,569 22: (GRUNTS) How many times do I have to tell you? 378 00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:57,779 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -I don't wanna go to Earth. 379 00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,405 -Stop fighting this, 22. -22: I don't wanna. 380 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:00,532 COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth 381 00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:01,616 -and have a life. -22: Make me! 382 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,702 22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time 383 00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:07,247 and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, 384 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,332 Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa. 385 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,125 (LAUGHS) I made her cry. 386 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,377 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that. 387 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,461 22: Put me down. 388 00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:15,380 We're truly glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. 389 00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,257 -(GRUNTS) -(22 WHIMPERS) 390 00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:21,052 It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth. 391 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,429 I'm gonna make you wish you never died. 392 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,640 Most people wish that, 22. 393 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:28,601 -(22 CHUCKLES) -Off you go. Bye! 394 00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:30,853 (JOE GRUNTS) 395 00:21:30,937 --> 00:21:32,939 (MUSIC PLAYING) 396 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,899 Where are we? 397 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:36,568 BJORN: That's great progress. 398 00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,362 You should be very proud. Step by step. 399 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,614 In celebration of Dr. Börgensson's body of work, 400 00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,616 we are pleased to present him this honorary... 401 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,285 BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth. 402 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:46,744 So many people I'd like to thank, of course. 403 00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:48,830 Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing 404 00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:50,290 and you did amazing things, 405 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,416 but here's what we're gonna do. 406 00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:53,126 We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit, 407 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,752 then we go back out, you say you tried, 408 00:21:54,836 --> 00:21:57,380 I go back to not living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond. 409 00:21:57,463 --> 00:21:59,007 -No, look. -Talk all you want, Bjorn. 410 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,508 It's not gonna work, anyway. 411 00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:02,927 I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. 412 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:04,095 Mother Teresa... 413 00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:07,181 I have compassion for every soul. 414 00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:08,850 Except you. I don't like you. 415 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:09,934 Copernicus... 416 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,478 The world doesn't revolve around you, 22. 417 00:22:12,562 --> 00:22:13,563 Muhammad Ali... 418 00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:16,149 You are the greatest pain in the butt. 419 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:17,317 Marie Antoinette... 420 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,319 Nobody can help you! Nobody! 421 00:22:19,402 --> 00:22:20,695 Thanks, but no thanks, Doc. 422 00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:22,530 I already know everything about Earth, 423 00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:23,656 and it's not worth the trouble. 424 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,783 Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass? 425 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,952 (SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here. 426 00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:29,120 I have my routine. 427 00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:31,080 I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, 428 00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:32,332 and then, like, once a week, 429 00:22:32,415 --> 00:22:34,209 they make me come to one of these You Seminars. 430 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,710 It's not great, but I know what to expect. 431 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,213 Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you? 432 00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:40,381 I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein 433 00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:42,091 or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor. 434 00:22:42,175 --> 00:22:43,593 Not a mentor? 435 00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:46,846 Ah... (LAUGHING) 436 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,640 Reverse psychology. 437 00:22:48,723 --> 00:22:51,392 You really are a good shrink, Doctor. 438 00:22:51,476 --> 00:22:52,727 Carl Jung already tried that. 439 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:55,605 Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you! 440 00:22:55,688 --> 00:22:57,398 (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Is there any way 441 00:22:57,482 --> 00:22:59,067 to show a different life in this place? 442 00:23:07,992 --> 00:23:09,911 (MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 443 00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:13,998 Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson? 444 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,584 It's my life. 445 00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:19,003 Um, excuse me, what's going on here? 446 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:21,339 Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne? 447 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:25,051 Man, who curated this exhibit? 448 00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:26,553 (CHUCKLES) You did. 449 00:23:27,387 --> 00:23:29,055 (RAPPING ON TV) ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems 450 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,724 JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No! 451 00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:33,851 ♪ Now everybody bow down To the Kings of Queens ♪ 452 00:23:33,935 --> 00:23:36,604 No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here. 453 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,190 YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go. 454 00:23:39,274 --> 00:23:40,483 I don't like jazz. 455 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,527 Black improvisational music. 456 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,863 It's one of our great contributions to American culture. 457 00:23:44,946 --> 00:23:46,865 At least give it a chance, Joey. 458 00:23:46,948 --> 00:23:48,950 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 459 00:23:50,285 --> 00:23:51,578 This is where it all started. 460 00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:54,664 This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz. 461 00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,292 Listen to that. 462 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,878 See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you. 463 00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:02,964 And that's why I became a jazz musician. 464 00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:06,551 WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for. 465 00:24:06,634 --> 00:24:09,429 Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down. 466 00:24:09,512 --> 00:24:11,764 Come back when you have something. 467 00:24:11,848 --> 00:24:14,142 -Sorry, Joe. -Sorry, Joe. 468 00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:15,685 MAN: We're looking for something different. 469 00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:17,604 Two, three, four. 470 00:24:17,687 --> 00:24:19,689 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 471 00:24:26,321 --> 00:24:27,947 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 472 00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:40,251 My life was meaningless. 473 00:24:40,335 --> 00:24:42,337 (EKG BEEPING) 474 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,553 No, no, no. 475 00:24:50,637 --> 00:24:51,888 No, I will not accept this. 476 00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:55,016 Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body. 477 00:24:55,642 --> 00:24:57,644 Oh, yeah, sure. Here. 478 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,697 Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it. 479 00:25:09,781 --> 00:25:11,074 (JOE SIGHS) 480 00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:14,369 Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass? 481 00:25:14,452 --> 00:25:15,453 Will you give it to me then? 482 00:25:17,372 --> 00:25:18,540 Wait... 483 00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:22,544 I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life. 484 00:25:22,627 --> 00:25:24,087 So, yes! 485 00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:26,506 But we gotta get this thing to change first, 486 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:28,466 and I've never been able to get it to change. 487 00:25:28,758 --> 00:25:30,760 Come on. I know all about sparks. 488 00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:32,637 Because mine is piano. 489 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,847 (PLAYING TRILLING NOTES) 490 00:25:43,731 --> 00:25:46,776 -Really? Nothin' at all? -22: Eh. 491 00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:51,155 Oh, no, not jazz, just music. I don't like music sounds. 492 00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:53,116 It feels like a little too much. 493 00:25:53,783 --> 00:25:54,951 (SIGHS) 494 00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:56,619 Well, I'm not going out like this. 495 00:25:56,703 --> 00:25:59,372 Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything? 496 00:25:59,747 --> 00:26:00,999 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 497 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,710 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back. 498 00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,003 22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal. 499 00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:07,255 By the way, why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady? 500 00:26:07,338 --> 00:26:08,339 I don't. 501 00:26:08,423 --> 00:26:09,549 -This is all an illusion. -Huh? 502 00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:11,092 This whole place is a hypothetical. 503 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:13,344 (IN MALE VOICE) I could sound like this if I wanted to. 504 00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:14,846 (IN KID'S VOICE) Or sound like this instead. 505 00:26:14,929 --> 00:26:16,180 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I could even sound like you. 506 00:26:16,264 --> 00:26:17,473 (IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair. 507 00:26:17,557 --> 00:26:20,894 I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah! 508 00:26:21,644 --> 00:26:23,813 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice because it annoys people. 509 00:26:23,897 --> 00:26:25,064 It's very effective. 510 00:26:25,607 --> 00:26:28,067 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 511 00:26:29,485 --> 00:26:31,487 -(JOE GASPS) -Don't worry, they're fine. 512 00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:33,031 (ALL GIGGLING) 513 00:26:33,114 --> 00:26:34,616 You can't crush a soul here. 514 00:26:34,699 --> 00:26:36,367 That's what life on Earth is for. 515 00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:37,744 JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty. 516 00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:41,998 Okay. Here we are. 517 00:26:42,081 --> 00:26:44,500 This is the Hall of Everything. 518 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:45,793 JOE: Whoa! 519 00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:50,632 (CAMERA CLICKS) 520 00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:56,304 Yes! 521 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,645 -Whoa. -Congratulations! 522 00:27:03,728 --> 00:27:04,729 So, where do you want to start? 523 00:27:04,812 --> 00:27:05,855 Come on. 524 00:27:07,232 --> 00:27:10,151 Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark. 525 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,570 Yeah! But, um, I don't get it. 526 00:27:12,654 --> 00:27:14,614 -Just smell it. -Can't, and neither can you. 527 00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:15,740 What? 528 00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:17,742 You're right. I can't smell. 529 00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:19,953 We can't... We can't taste, either? 530 00:27:20,036 --> 00:27:21,746 All that stuff is in your body. 531 00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:26,084 -No smell, no taste. -Or touch. See? 532 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:32,048 Okay, I get it. Moving on. 533 00:27:32,757 --> 00:27:33,925 Isn't this exciting? 534 00:27:34,008 --> 00:27:35,843 The fire is so pretty. 535 00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:37,345 I kinda wanna let it spread. 536 00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:38,429 Nope. 537 00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:40,557 Hands are hard. 538 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,225 How about a librarian? They're cool. 539 00:27:42,308 --> 00:27:43,518 Yes, amazing. 540 00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:45,061 Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job 541 00:27:45,144 --> 00:27:47,564 you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? 542 00:27:47,647 --> 00:27:49,524 Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people. 543 00:27:49,607 --> 00:27:50,733 -Look, obviously this... -Shh! 544 00:27:50,817 --> 00:27:51,985 Oh, yeah, that's good. 545 00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:53,736 Meh. 546 00:27:54,737 --> 00:27:55,738 Meh. 547 00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:57,448 Meh. 548 00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:02,245 -Meh. -(JOE SIGHING) 549 00:28:04,372 --> 00:28:06,791 JOE: Well, I think that's everything. 550 00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,835 -22: Sorry. -You told me you'd try. 551 00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:11,004 I did. I'm telling the truth. 552 00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:12,881 If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. 553 00:28:12,964 --> 00:28:14,465 Unlike Abraham Lincoln. 554 00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:16,634 You're really okay being on a penny? 555 00:28:16,718 --> 00:28:18,428 Well, of course. It's an honor. 556 00:28:18,511 --> 00:28:20,889 Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20. 557 00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,056 Jackson! 558 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:24,100 What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring. 559 00:28:24,183 --> 00:28:25,268 Well, what else can we do, then? 560 00:28:25,351 --> 00:28:26,436 Because we're running out of time. 561 00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:28,313 Yeah, you know, time's not really a thing here. 562 00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:29,981 -(ELECTRONIC CHIMES) -COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up! 563 00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:32,192 Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad. 564 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,860 22 here can be a bit of a challenge. 565 00:28:33,943 --> 00:28:35,653 Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me. 566 00:28:35,737 --> 00:28:37,405 So, let's get you to the Great Beyond. 567 00:28:38,656 --> 00:28:39,699 (JOE GASPS) 568 00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:43,203 Um, wait. We forgot to try breakdancer. 569 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,163 Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing. 570 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:47,373 Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills. 571 00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:49,209 Settling my disputes with dance. 572 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,628 Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer? 573 00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:52,879 Please, Jerry? 574 00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,005 You look really good today, Jerry. 575 00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:57,467 Oh, okay. I've never seen 22 this enthused. 576 00:28:57,967 --> 00:28:59,844 Good for you, Dr. Börgensson. 577 00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:03,056 22: Run. 578 00:29:05,183 --> 00:29:06,351 In here. 579 00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:16,819 22: Here it is. 580 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:18,821 Where does it lead? 581 00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:20,031 Hey, you ask too many questions. 582 00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,324 How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay? 583 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:23,535 -And we're going there why? -'Cause I know a guy there. 584 00:29:23,618 --> 00:29:24,994 A guy who can help. A guy like you. 585 00:29:25,078 --> 00:29:27,705 Like me? As in, alive? 586 00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:30,583 Wait, are you actually helping me? 587 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,710 Joe, I have been here for who knows how long, 588 00:29:32,794 --> 00:29:35,255 and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. 589 00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:39,217 And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. 590 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,803 And you're working so hard to get back to it. 591 00:29:41,886 --> 00:29:44,264 Why? I mean, this I gotta see. 592 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,723 Okay, let's go. 593 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:52,188 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 594 00:29:54,566 --> 00:29:55,942 What is this place? 595 00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:58,236 You know how when you humans are really into something 596 00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,488 and it feels like you're in another place? 597 00:30:00,572 --> 00:30:02,782 Feels like you're in the zone, right? 598 00:30:02,866 --> 00:30:04,659 -JOE: Yeah. -Well, this is the zone. 599 00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:06,911 It's the space between the physical and spiritual. 600 00:30:06,995 --> 00:30:10,373 Wait a minute. I was here. Today, doing my audition. 601 00:30:10,456 --> 00:30:13,501 This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow. 602 00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,920 Not just musicians. Watch this. 603 00:30:16,004 --> 00:30:19,507 O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... 604 00:30:19,924 --> 00:30:20,925 Line! 605 00:30:21,718 --> 00:30:23,261 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 606 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,721 Oops. 607 00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:25,805 Check this out. 608 00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,224 I have been messing with this team for decades. 609 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,895 ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks lose another one. 610 00:30:31,978 --> 00:30:34,397 All right. All right. Where's this guy you know? 611 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,481 I gotta get back to my gig. 612 00:30:35,565 --> 00:30:37,901 -Okay. I mean, he's usually down here. -What the... 613 00:30:37,984 --> 00:30:38,985 CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE) Make a trade. 614 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,362 Make a trade. Make a trade. 615 00:30:41,446 --> 00:30:42,488 -What is that? -Shh! 616 00:30:43,489 --> 00:30:45,033 -(JOE YELPS) -Make a trade. Make a trade. 617 00:30:45,116 --> 00:30:46,117 22: Run! 618 00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:47,785 CREATURE: Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade! 619 00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:50,663 (JOE WHIMPERING) 620 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,167 (CREATURE GRUNTING) 621 00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:56,628 (BELL CLANGS) 622 00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,756 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 623 00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:09,224 Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers. 624 00:31:09,307 --> 00:31:11,059 Good to see you again, 22. 625 00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:13,228 Moonwind, how are ya? 626 00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:14,979 On the brink of madness, thanks for asking. 627 00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:16,147 Hey, got a request for you. 628 00:31:16,231 --> 00:31:18,650 Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. 629 00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:19,859 Can you help me? 630 00:31:19,943 --> 00:31:21,444 That's what we do. 631 00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:23,446 We are the mystics without borders. 632 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:26,491 Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way. 633 00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:28,409 I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service. 634 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:30,745 That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, 635 00:31:30,828 --> 00:31:32,163 and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer. 636 00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:33,456 These weirdos are going to help me get back? 637 00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:34,541 Just wait. 638 00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:37,293 DANCERSTAR: Let's get this lost soul back home. 639 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,921 CREATURE: Make a trade. 640 00:31:40,004 --> 00:31:41,923 Make a trade. Make a trade. 641 00:31:42,006 --> 00:31:43,007 Poor fellow. 642 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:46,386 MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, 643 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,596 leaving them lost and disconnected from life. 644 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,515 -(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC) -And this is the result. 645 00:31:50,598 --> 00:31:52,392 CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade. 646 00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,227 Make a trade. Make a trade. 647 00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:56,187 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade? 648 00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:58,022 Looks like another hedge fund manager. 649 00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:01,818 Now, to reconnect to your earthly body. 650 00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:08,032 HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me. 651 00:32:08,408 --> 00:32:09,450 Thank you. 652 00:32:14,205 --> 00:32:16,291 What am I doing with my life? 653 00:32:18,376 --> 00:32:21,588 I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! 654 00:32:21,671 --> 00:32:23,798 (LAUGHS) It's beautiful! 655 00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:26,092 Whoa. He got back just like that? 656 00:32:26,175 --> 00:32:28,761 So this is all I had to do to get back to my body? 657 00:32:30,972 --> 00:32:33,308 -(GASPS) -Egads, man! 658 00:32:33,391 --> 00:32:35,310 Joe, are you dead? 659 00:32:35,393 --> 00:32:37,770 No, no. Well, not yet. 660 00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:38,855 Can you help me get back? 661 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:42,734 We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. 662 00:32:42,817 --> 00:32:46,487 But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... 663 00:32:46,571 --> 00:32:47,655 Yes! All aboard! 664 00:32:47,989 --> 00:32:49,782 Anchors away! 665 00:32:49,866 --> 00:32:50,867 (BELL CLANGS) 666 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,952 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 667 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,920 So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? 668 00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:03,588 Well, on Earth, of course. 669 00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:05,423 My body is in a trance in Palawan. 670 00:33:05,506 --> 00:33:07,842 I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet. 671 00:33:07,926 --> 00:33:10,386 I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California. 672 00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:13,264 Mm-hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating? 673 00:33:13,348 --> 00:33:14,891 Yes. Something like that. 674 00:33:14,974 --> 00:33:16,809 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 675 00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:20,980 I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th. 676 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,899 Oh, yeah, that's right up from Tony Tony Tonios. 677 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,400 Yes, precisely. 678 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,778 And what about you? I thought you hated Earth. 679 00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:28,154 Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body. 680 00:33:28,238 --> 00:33:29,822 So I can go wherever I want. 681 00:33:29,989 --> 00:33:31,449 I'm a nobody, get it? 682 00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:35,161 We mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday. 683 00:33:35,245 --> 00:33:37,330 (CREATURES GRUMBLING) 684 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,294 So many of them. Sad. 685 00:33:43,461 --> 00:33:45,964 You know, lost souls are not that different 686 00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:47,298 from those in the zone. 687 00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:49,551 -What? -The zone is enjoyable, 688 00:33:49,717 --> 00:33:53,805 but when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life. 689 00:33:53,888 --> 00:33:54,889 SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it. 690 00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:56,891 Gotta find it. Gotta find it. 691 00:33:57,976 --> 00:34:00,436 For a time, I was a lost soul myself. 692 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,438 -Really? -Tetris. 693 00:34:02,522 --> 00:34:04,732 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 694 00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:09,028 MOONWIND: There you are. 695 00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:11,155 We'll have you back in no time. 696 00:34:15,285 --> 00:34:17,203 Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, 697 00:34:17,287 --> 00:34:21,457 you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings. 698 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,545 Close your eyes. 699 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,631 Breathe into your crown chakra. 700 00:34:28,715 --> 00:34:30,842 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 701 00:34:31,843 --> 00:34:33,553 Do we really need all this? 702 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,555 -Yes! -(SIGHS) 703 00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:38,892 Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that. 704 00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:41,311 No pianos, Joe. You must focus. 705 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:43,479 (WHISPERS) Imagine silence. 706 00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:45,023 Shh. 707 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:50,111 Now, concentrate on where your body is. 708 00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:52,238 Listen for cues. 709 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:04,125 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 710 00:35:04,209 --> 00:35:06,169 That's it. You're doing it. 711 00:35:09,088 --> 00:35:10,882 No peeking. Maintain your meditative state 712 00:35:10,965 --> 00:35:12,008 or you'll break the connection. 713 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:17,513 Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is. 714 00:35:18,139 --> 00:35:21,476 -(EKG BEEPING) -I hear a heart monitor. 715 00:35:23,561 --> 00:35:26,773 I can smell hand sanitizer. 716 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:29,484 MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good. 717 00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,778 JOE: I think I can feel my feet. 718 00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:34,155 Hmm. I feel fur. 719 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,241 WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin? 720 00:35:36,324 --> 00:35:38,535 JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur. 721 00:35:38,618 --> 00:35:39,661 Did you hear that? 722 00:35:39,744 --> 00:35:41,829 Oh, the therapy cat is working. 723 00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:44,624 Am I close? When can I jump in? 724 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:46,167 Look! There I am. 725 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:47,835 There I am. 726 00:35:47,919 --> 00:35:49,921 -(BEEPING RAPIDLY) -His heart rate is increasing. 727 00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:51,005 I'll get the doctor. 728 00:35:51,089 --> 00:35:52,298 Mr. Mittens, you stay right there. 729 00:35:52,382 --> 00:35:53,633 -What are we waiting for? -No, Joe, don't rush this. 730 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,593 -It's not the right time. -JOE: No, it's my time. 731 00:35:55,677 --> 00:35:56,844 22: Wait, not me! 732 00:35:56,928 --> 00:35:58,471 (JOE SCREAMING) 733 00:36:01,391 --> 00:36:02,934 (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE) 734 00:36:03,017 --> 00:36:05,144 (JOE AND 22 SCREAMING) 735 00:36:11,651 --> 00:36:13,695 (EKG BEEPING STEADILY) 736 00:36:13,778 --> 00:36:17,031 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it. I did it! I'm back. 737 00:36:17,115 --> 00:36:18,658 (JOE LAUGHS) 738 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,784 What the... 739 00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:22,412 No. 740 00:36:23,705 --> 00:36:25,999 No. No. No. 741 00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:27,500 I'm in the cat? 742 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,377 Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who... 743 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,504 22: (GROANS) What? JOE: You're in my body! 744 00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:33,715 -22: You're in the cat? -Wait, wait, that's my body. 745 00:36:33,798 --> 00:36:36,551 -22: I'm in a body! No! -Why are you in my body? 746 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,386 I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats! 747 00:36:38,553 --> 00:36:39,637 22: Oh, it's disgusting. 748 00:36:39,721 --> 00:36:41,389 That Moonwind guy, he messed this up. 749 00:36:42,348 --> 00:36:44,601 Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped... 750 00:36:44,684 --> 00:36:46,519 (MEOWING) 751 00:36:47,896 --> 00:36:49,647 Oh, no, they can't understand me. 752 00:36:49,731 --> 00:36:51,482 They think you're me. You gotta try. 753 00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:53,985 (CLEARS THROAT) Miss Doctor, we have a problem. 754 00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:56,529 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar. 755 00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,448 Yes, well, that drug doesn't seem to be working at all. 756 00:36:58,531 --> 00:36:59,699 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) No, no, no, you don't understand. 757 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:00,783 -I'm not Mr. Gardner. -JOE: Shh! 758 00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:01,993 They're gonna think you're nuts. 759 00:37:02,076 --> 00:37:03,161 I mean, that I'm nuts. 760 00:37:03,244 --> 00:37:04,329 Oh, how did this happen? 761 00:37:04,412 --> 00:37:06,706 I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul. 762 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,416 Then why am I in a cat? 763 00:37:08,499 --> 00:37:09,959 I don't know! 764 00:37:11,085 --> 00:37:12,295 (MR. MITTENS MEOWS) 765 00:37:12,378 --> 00:37:14,672 Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? 766 00:37:14,756 --> 00:37:16,299 A next of kin or friend? 767 00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:18,384 -Tell her no. -Uh, no. 768 00:37:18,551 --> 00:37:19,719 Can you tell me what day it is? 769 00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,137 It's the worst day of my life. 770 00:37:21,221 --> 00:37:22,680 I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth. 771 00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:24,599 Tell you what. We're going to keep you here 772 00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:26,392 for observation. Just for a bit. 773 00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,645 Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment. 774 00:37:28,728 --> 00:37:29,979 -(SNARLS) -(GASPS) Okay. Okay. 775 00:37:30,063 --> 00:37:32,065 -You gotta talk to her. -(SIGHS) Okay. 776 00:37:32,148 --> 00:37:34,567 Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat. 777 00:37:34,651 --> 00:37:35,652 Stop talking. 778 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:37,028 So naturally, he wants to stay close. 779 00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:39,322 Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. 780 00:37:39,405 --> 00:37:40,573 A lot of it. Okay? 781 00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:42,784 I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes. 782 00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:44,577 Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here. 783 00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:47,539 No way! I am not moving! 784 00:37:47,705 --> 00:37:50,959 I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet. 785 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,002 I have bendy meat sticks. 786 00:37:53,086 --> 00:37:55,922 I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS) 787 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,132 Hey! Focus! Listen to me. 788 00:37:58,216 --> 00:37:59,884 We gotta get out of here before they take me away. 789 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:02,011 Take you away? You're gonna leave me? 790 00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:03,763 No way! That's my body you're in. 791 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,139 Okay, do you think you can walk? 792 00:38:05,306 --> 00:38:06,432 I don't know! 793 00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:09,018 I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times. 794 00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,687 But will you try? 795 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:16,484 Okay. Gotta find Moonwind, he can fix this. 796 00:38:17,777 --> 00:38:19,404 I'm a cat. I can make this. 797 00:38:21,739 --> 00:38:23,741 (WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 798 00:38:25,368 --> 00:38:27,370 Okay, come on, you're doing great. 799 00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:29,747 -Keep going. Keep going. -(22 YELPS, GRUNTS) 800 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:31,666 22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute. 801 00:38:31,749 --> 00:38:34,502 No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on. 802 00:38:34,669 --> 00:38:36,337 Okay! (GRUNTS) 803 00:38:36,796 --> 00:38:39,215 -(WHIMPERS) -(SHOES SQUEAKING) 804 00:38:41,759 --> 00:38:42,886 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 805 00:38:46,431 --> 00:38:47,974 (GASPS) 806 00:38:48,057 --> 00:38:49,559 -In here! -(22 GRUNTS) 807 00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:57,233 22: Whoa. (GROANS) 808 00:38:58,568 --> 00:38:59,777 JOE: Okay, good. 809 00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:03,156 Now push the down button. 810 00:39:04,157 --> 00:39:06,409 -(22 GRUNTS) -Move your... Nope. Careful. 811 00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:07,660 Those fingers are my livelihood. 812 00:39:07,744 --> 00:39:08,953 (22 GROANS) 813 00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:11,915 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -Ugh. 814 00:39:11,998 --> 00:39:13,791 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -Now get in. 815 00:39:16,169 --> 00:39:17,420 22: Phew! 816 00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:20,632 22: Hmm. 817 00:39:20,715 --> 00:39:22,926 (JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING) 818 00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:24,844 -22: Hmm. -(JOE SIGHS) 819 00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,387 Okay, what did Moonwind say? 820 00:39:26,471 --> 00:39:28,431 He said on the corner of 14th and 7th. 821 00:39:28,514 --> 00:39:30,558 Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park. 822 00:39:30,642 --> 00:39:32,310 Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that? 823 00:39:32,393 --> 00:39:33,811 It's all in this stupid brain of yours. 824 00:39:33,895 --> 00:39:35,396 Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there. 825 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,232 Oh, relax. There's not much here. 826 00:39:37,398 --> 00:39:38,858 Jazz, jazz, more jazz. 827 00:39:38,942 --> 00:39:40,568 Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that? 828 00:39:40,652 --> 00:39:41,694 Uh, never mind. 829 00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:43,071 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 830 00:39:52,664 --> 00:39:54,082 I, um... 831 00:39:54,165 --> 00:39:55,375 It's all happening too fast, you know. 832 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:56,709 Let's just take a minute and, um... 833 00:39:56,793 --> 00:39:58,920 Come on, let's go. They could be here any second. 834 00:39:59,003 --> 00:40:00,296 (22 SIGHS) 835 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:01,756 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 836 00:40:03,466 --> 00:40:05,176 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 837 00:40:05,802 --> 00:40:07,971 (NOISY CHATTER) 838 00:40:08,054 --> 00:40:09,138 (22 YELPS) 839 00:40:09,889 --> 00:40:12,183 JOE: Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking. 840 00:40:12,267 --> 00:40:13,393 (DRILL WHIRRING) 841 00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:15,144 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 842 00:40:15,228 --> 00:40:17,397 -(SIREN WAILING) -(TRUCK HORN BLARES) 843 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,481 22: Aah! 844 00:40:18,565 --> 00:40:19,607 No, don't stop. What are you doing? 845 00:40:19,691 --> 00:40:20,692 This is New York City. 846 00:40:20,775 --> 00:40:23,278 You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go, go, go. 847 00:40:23,361 --> 00:40:24,904 -(SCREAMS) -(JOE GROANS) 848 00:40:24,988 --> 00:40:27,198 -(22 GROANING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 849 00:40:27,574 --> 00:40:28,575 (GASPS) 850 00:40:28,658 --> 00:40:30,785 JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22! 851 00:40:32,245 --> 00:40:35,540 (PANTING) 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22. 852 00:40:35,707 --> 00:40:37,417 22! 22! 853 00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:45,675 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay? 854 00:40:45,842 --> 00:40:47,844 Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go. 855 00:40:47,927 --> 00:40:48,928 No way. 856 00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,890 I am staying right here until your stupid body dies. 857 00:40:52,056 --> 00:40:54,976 Which will happen any minute now because your stomach is earthquaking. 858 00:40:58,396 --> 00:41:00,440 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 859 00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:10,575 Yeah, this place is worse than I thought. 860 00:41:10,658 --> 00:41:12,994 It's loud, and bright, and... 861 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:15,163 (SNIFFS) Hmm. What is that in my nose? 862 00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:16,915 -That's smell. -(INHALES DEEPLY) 863 00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:20,084 And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like. 864 00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:22,503 Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH) 865 00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:23,630 Go on. 866 00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:34,432 It's so good! (SCREAMS) 867 00:41:35,475 --> 00:41:36,726 It's, uh... 868 00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:38,519 It's not horrible. 869 00:41:38,686 --> 00:41:40,772 Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go. 870 00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:45,360 Or you just take a few minutes. Sure. 871 00:41:45,443 --> 00:41:47,570 (SMACKING) 872 00:41:48,071 --> 00:41:50,365 Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore. 873 00:41:50,532 --> 00:41:53,117 That's great. Ready to find Moonwind? 874 00:41:53,993 --> 00:41:54,994 Maybe. 875 00:41:55,161 --> 00:41:57,664 I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee-row. 876 00:41:57,747 --> 00:42:00,208 JOE: Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek. 877 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,876 No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. 878 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,961 He said it's... 879 00:42:03,044 --> 00:42:04,504 -Yee-row. -Yo-yo. 880 00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:05,797 -Yee-row. -YOLO. 881 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,881 -Yee-row. -Sergio? 882 00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:07,966 Yee-row! 883 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:09,759 I miss that guy. 884 00:42:09,926 --> 00:42:11,553 This is 14th and 7th. 885 00:42:13,346 --> 00:42:14,639 That's gotta be him. 886 00:42:16,015 --> 00:42:17,517 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 887 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,310 22: Moonwind, you gotta help me. 888 00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:21,104 (YELPS) 889 00:42:22,188 --> 00:42:23,982 Joe! You made it into your body. 890 00:42:24,148 --> 00:42:25,233 No, he didn't. 891 00:42:25,316 --> 00:42:27,026 That is my body. 892 00:42:27,193 --> 00:42:28,778 You're in a cat? 893 00:42:28,945 --> 00:42:30,113 That's marvelous! 894 00:42:30,196 --> 00:42:31,406 Hey, Moonwimp! 895 00:42:31,489 --> 00:42:33,575 That sign won't spin by itself, hear me? 896 00:42:33,741 --> 00:42:36,828 But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat. 897 00:42:36,995 --> 00:42:38,329 Who cares? And you! 898 00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:41,374 We only have room for one weirdo here, so, scram! 899 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:42,709 Get back to work! 900 00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:44,294 No one understands my art. 901 00:42:44,377 --> 00:42:45,378 Moonwind, listen, 902 00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:48,047 I gotta get out of here and back in there. 903 00:42:48,214 --> 00:42:49,215 Well, we'll have to perform 904 00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,175 an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement. 905 00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:52,468 -A what? -It's simply a way 906 00:42:52,552 --> 00:42:53,970 to get your souls back where they belong. 907 00:42:54,053 --> 00:42:55,597 And it's a glorious ritual, indeed, 908 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,433 full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos. 909 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,769 I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now. 910 00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,438 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. 911 00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:05,815 You must wait for another thin spot 912 00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:07,775 to open between Earth and the astral plane. 913 00:43:07,942 --> 00:43:09,110 And that won't occur 914 00:43:09,194 --> 00:43:11,654 until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini. 915 00:43:11,821 --> 00:43:12,822 When is that? 916 00:43:12,906 --> 00:43:14,574 Well, the government calls it 6:30. 917 00:43:14,657 --> 00:43:15,742 Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note. 918 00:43:15,825 --> 00:43:16,826 6:30? You serious? 919 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,203 I'll gather all the necessary provisions... 920 00:43:18,286 --> 00:43:20,872 -I said, get out of here! Go! -(22 SCREAMS) 921 00:43:20,955 --> 00:43:22,290 MOONWIND: See you at The Half Note at 6:30! 922 00:43:22,373 --> 00:43:23,541 I'll take care of everything! 923 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,501 And stay away! 924 00:43:27,587 --> 00:43:29,464 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 925 00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:35,511 TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here. 926 00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:40,683 You're out there somewhere, little soul, 927 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:42,936 and I'm gonna find ya. 928 00:43:43,353 --> 00:43:45,355 JOE: All right, this is the last snack. 929 00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:47,440 I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 930 00:43:47,607 --> 00:43:49,400 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. 931 00:43:49,484 --> 00:43:52,278 We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and... 932 00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:54,656 Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS) 933 00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:57,033 We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. 934 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,576 Hold it up and out. 935 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,996 Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown. 936 00:44:03,498 --> 00:44:04,499 (TIRES SCREECH) 937 00:44:04,582 --> 00:44:06,501 Go, go, go! Just run to that one. 938 00:44:10,463 --> 00:44:11,548 (GASPS) 939 00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:14,801 DOROTHEA: Is that Teach? 940 00:44:14,884 --> 00:44:16,511 -22: Mm, pepperoni. -(JOE GASPS) 941 00:44:16,594 --> 00:44:18,763 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 942 00:44:30,692 --> 00:44:32,110 JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me. 943 00:44:32,193 --> 00:44:34,237 What am I gonna do? She's gonna think I'm crazy. 944 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:35,572 Maybe you should call her up 945 00:44:35,655 --> 00:44:37,365 and tell her that we're not crazy. 946 00:44:37,532 --> 00:44:40,743 I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea. 947 00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,455 JOE: I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight. 948 00:44:44,622 --> 00:44:47,250 How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine? 949 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,794 Never mind. Just put those pants on. 950 00:44:49,961 --> 00:44:51,170 Sheesh, I can't believe I've been 951 00:44:51,254 --> 00:44:52,505 walking around in this city with no pants on. 952 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:54,090 22: I don't even wanna be here, remember? 953 00:44:54,173 --> 00:44:55,633 I don't want you here either. I just... 954 00:44:55,717 --> 00:44:57,927 I just wanna get back to my body, 955 00:44:58,094 --> 00:45:01,222 then get back to the (YAWNS) club. 956 00:45:01,306 --> 00:45:02,849 -(SNORING) -What's the matter with you? 957 00:45:02,932 --> 00:45:05,894 (SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know. It's the sun. It's just so... 958 00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,478 -(YAWNS) -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 959 00:45:07,562 --> 00:45:08,563 JOE: My phone! 960 00:45:08,646 --> 00:45:10,190 22: Um... Okay, your clothes are rumbling again. 961 00:45:10,273 --> 00:45:11,524 (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 962 00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:13,735 Curley! Uh... No, no. 963 00:45:15,486 --> 00:45:16,779 (GRUNTING) 964 00:45:18,907 --> 00:45:19,949 Oops. 965 00:45:21,826 --> 00:45:23,536 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(GASPS) 966 00:45:24,495 --> 00:45:27,290 CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley. Um... (SIGHS) 967 00:45:27,373 --> 00:45:28,583 I hope you're doin' okay. 968 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,462 Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert. 969 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:34,047 He's got the gig now. I'm sorry. 970 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:35,632 -No, no, no. -(CURLEY SIGHS) 971 00:45:35,715 --> 00:45:36,716 CURLEY: Look, honestly, 972 00:45:36,799 --> 00:45:39,510 your class was the only reason I went to school at all. 973 00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,262 Like, I owe you a lot. 974 00:45:41,346 --> 00:45:42,472 So, here's the plan. 975 00:45:42,555 --> 00:45:44,098 Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, 976 00:45:44,182 --> 00:45:45,808 and get to the club early. 977 00:45:45,975 --> 00:45:47,852 I'm gonna try and talk to her. 978 00:45:48,019 --> 00:45:50,939 Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right? 979 00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:53,358 I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace. 980 00:45:53,441 --> 00:45:55,318 Oh! I can get the gig back, 22. 981 00:45:55,401 --> 00:45:56,694 I need your help. I have a suit. 982 00:45:57,028 --> 00:45:58,154 I'm gonna need you to try it on. 983 00:45:58,238 --> 00:45:59,239 22: No, no, no. 984 00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:00,907 JOE: And then I can line my hair up a little bit, 985 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:03,201 -and I can... -22: Nope. No way, no how. 986 00:46:03,368 --> 00:46:04,494 -22! -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 987 00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:05,578 (JOE GASPS) 988 00:46:08,081 --> 00:46:09,624 -GIRL: Mr. Gardner? -Ah! 989 00:46:09,707 --> 00:46:11,167 It's Connie. She's here for her lesson. 990 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,961 -What do I do? -CONNIE: I can hear you! 991 00:46:13,127 --> 00:46:14,629 Just tell her that you can't do it today. 992 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,381 22: Hi, Connie. 993 00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:17,549 Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. 994 00:46:17,632 --> 00:46:18,758 JOE: You're Joe! 22: I mean, me. 995 00:46:18,841 --> 00:46:20,009 Me can't do it today. 996 00:46:20,093 --> 00:46:21,719 JOE: Good. Now let's go check out that suit. 997 00:46:21,803 --> 00:46:23,888 CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit. 998 00:46:24,055 --> 00:46:25,056 -22: Quit? -(JOE GROANS) 999 00:46:25,139 --> 00:46:27,100 We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet. 1000 00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:29,978 CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time. 1001 00:46:30,144 --> 00:46:31,271 This kid is talking sense. 1002 00:46:31,437 --> 00:46:32,438 JOE: What are you doing? 1003 00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:37,527 Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless. 1004 00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,737 Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. 1005 00:46:39,821 --> 00:46:40,822 JOE: Hey! 1006 00:46:40,905 --> 00:46:42,949 In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 1007 00:46:44,784 --> 00:46:47,412 Of course. Like my mentor, George Orwell, used to say, 1008 00:46:47,495 --> 00:46:48,746 "State sponsored education 1009 00:46:48,830 --> 00:46:51,374 "is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." 1010 00:46:51,457 --> 00:46:52,584 Yeah! 1011 00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,836 The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. 1012 00:46:54,919 --> 00:46:56,254 It's the oldest trick in the book. 1013 00:46:56,337 --> 00:46:57,338 What are you talkin' about? 1014 00:46:57,422 --> 00:46:58,464 She doesn't care about any of that. 1015 00:46:58,548 --> 00:47:00,466 I've been saying that since the third grade. 1016 00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:02,468 You know, you seem really smart. 1017 00:47:02,635 --> 00:47:04,512 What is your position on pizza? 1018 00:47:04,596 --> 00:47:07,140 -Uh, I like it? -Me, too! 1019 00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:09,183 What are you doing? (GRUNTS) 1020 00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,810 I'd rather hang with Connie. 1021 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:13,021 What? Come back here! You open this... 1022 00:47:13,104 --> 00:47:14,856 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 1023 00:47:15,315 --> 00:47:17,775 Um, I think your cat wants to get out. 1024 00:47:17,859 --> 00:47:19,152 Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. 1025 00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:21,112 JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me. 1026 00:47:21,196 --> 00:47:22,197 Come here right now. 1027 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,157 I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa. 1028 00:47:24,324 --> 00:47:25,575 Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa. 1029 00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:27,285 You really got things figured out, Connie. 1030 00:47:27,368 --> 00:47:30,455 I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school. 1031 00:47:30,538 --> 00:47:31,581 Sure. 1032 00:47:31,664 --> 00:47:33,082 You know, I really am glad there's someone else 1033 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:34,709 who sees how ridiculous this place is. 1034 00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:36,377 You're right to quit. I learned about quitting... 1035 00:47:36,461 --> 00:47:37,587 You know what, Mr. G? 1036 00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:39,297 I was practicing this one thing yesterday 1037 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,967 and maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay? 1038 00:47:44,093 --> 00:47:46,137 (PLAYING TUNE) 1039 00:47:46,221 --> 00:47:48,014 Uh, okay. 1040 00:47:53,895 --> 00:47:55,897 (PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE) 1041 00:48:10,036 --> 00:48:11,037 (THUD) 1042 00:48:18,670 --> 00:48:21,673 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -Wow. You really love this. 1043 00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:23,716 Yeah. 1044 00:48:24,509 --> 00:48:27,345 So, maybe I'd better stick with it? 1045 00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:28,930 Yeah. 1046 00:48:29,305 --> 00:48:30,515 CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G. 1047 00:48:30,598 --> 00:48:32,016 See you next week! 1048 00:48:32,183 --> 00:48:33,560 JOE: 22! 1049 00:48:34,602 --> 00:48:37,063 -(JOE GRUNTS) -So, Connie came here to quit, 1050 00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:38,147 but then she didn't. 1051 00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:39,649 22, forget about that. Listen. 1052 00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:41,734 I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit? 1053 00:48:41,901 --> 00:48:42,986 Because she loves to play. 1054 00:48:43,069 --> 00:48:46,573 She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. 1055 00:48:46,739 --> 00:48:47,907 She's good at it. 1056 00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:50,326 Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know. 1057 00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:54,038 Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back, I need your help. 1058 00:48:54,706 --> 00:48:55,707 Okay. 1059 00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:57,083 Really? 1060 00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,211 I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things. 1061 00:49:00,295 --> 00:49:01,421 'Cause I don't know, 1062 00:49:01,504 --> 00:49:04,757 some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar, 1063 00:49:04,924 --> 00:49:06,843 and if Connie can find something she loves here, 1064 00:49:06,926 --> 00:49:08,261 maybe I can, too. 1065 00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:10,847 -Great! -So, what do we do first? 1066 00:49:12,891 --> 00:49:14,142 (22 SCREAMING) 1067 00:49:14,225 --> 00:49:15,810 -22: This water hurts! -It's okay. 1068 00:49:15,894 --> 00:49:17,520 You just have to turn the other knob. 1069 00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:18,688 22: Oh, okay, that's better. 1070 00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:19,939 And I wouldn't be mad 1071 00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,108 if you put a little lotion on me when you're done. 1072 00:49:22,442 --> 00:49:23,818 (LIQUID SQUIRTING) 1073 00:49:23,902 --> 00:49:25,236 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 1074 00:49:26,905 --> 00:49:28,698 22: I washed your butt for you. 1075 00:49:29,949 --> 00:49:31,826 Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy! 1076 00:49:34,162 --> 00:49:36,080 (GRUNTS, YELPS) 1077 00:49:36,164 --> 00:49:37,165 (THUD) 1078 00:49:37,832 --> 00:49:40,001 You five will be insecure. 1079 00:49:40,168 --> 00:49:42,795 And you 12 will be self-absorbed. 1080 00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:45,465 We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion. 1081 00:49:45,632 --> 00:49:46,633 TERRY: Found him! 1082 00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:47,717 See that, everybody? 1083 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,135 Who figured out why the count's off? 1084 00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:50,220 That's right, Terry did. 1085 00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:51,346 It's Terrytime. 1086 00:49:51,512 --> 00:49:53,765 -Wow. Nice work. -Well, who is it? 1087 00:49:53,932 --> 00:49:55,350 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1088 00:49:55,433 --> 00:49:58,228 Uh... Joe Gardner is his name. 1089 00:49:58,394 --> 00:50:00,313 Looks like he's back down on Earth. 1090 00:50:00,396 --> 00:50:01,397 That's not good. 1091 00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:02,982 That... That's the mentor we set up with 22. 1092 00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:05,443 All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. 1093 00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:08,404 Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it. 1094 00:50:08,488 --> 00:50:09,489 How? 1095 00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:10,573 I'll go down there and get him. 1096 00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:11,991 Set the count right, lickety-split. 1097 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,035 Okay, whoa. Are you sure that's a good idea? 1098 00:50:14,118 --> 00:50:16,371 Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. 1099 00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:17,997 I'm trying to un-beef it. 1100 00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:19,999 But you cannot be seen. 1101 00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,376 By anyone. 1102 00:50:21,459 --> 00:50:24,546 Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. 1103 00:50:24,712 --> 00:50:27,674 I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja. 1104 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,176 Please, just do it quickly and quietly. 1105 00:50:30,343 --> 00:50:33,263 And also quickly. And quietly as well. 1106 00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:39,852 This won't be a disaster, that's for sure. 1107 00:50:40,853 --> 00:50:44,399 Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit. 1108 00:50:44,566 --> 00:50:46,568 It's a little tight in the back-here part. 1109 00:50:46,734 --> 00:50:48,528 JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down. 1110 00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:50,947 I'm a cat. 1111 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,283 I'll do it. 1112 00:50:53,366 --> 00:50:54,492 You couldn't call an elevator, remember? 1113 00:50:54,576 --> 00:50:57,787 No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still. 1114 00:50:58,746 --> 00:51:00,331 (WHIRRING) 1115 00:51:00,623 --> 00:51:02,876 Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw. 1116 00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:05,211 -Don't move. -I'm not moving. You're moving. 1117 00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:08,298 (CONTINUES WHIRRING) 1118 00:51:10,758 --> 00:51:12,093 -(JOE WHIMPERS) -(22 YELPS) 1119 00:51:13,845 --> 00:51:15,179 (GASPS) Oh, no! 1120 00:51:15,263 --> 00:51:16,389 Don't worry, I'm okay. 1121 00:51:16,472 --> 00:51:19,350 Oh, no, no, no! My hair! My hair is not okay! 1122 00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:20,768 This is a disaster! 1123 00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:22,937 (GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now. 1124 00:51:23,104 --> 00:51:25,356 -Okay. How? -We gotta go see Dez. 1125 00:51:25,523 --> 00:51:27,442 Great. Who's Dez? 1126 00:51:27,609 --> 00:51:28,943 MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get 1127 00:51:29,027 --> 00:51:30,486 that big peanut head? What happened to you? 1128 00:51:30,653 --> 00:51:33,531 IAN: Man, shut up, man. You know I'm sensitive about that. 1129 00:51:33,698 --> 00:51:35,074 JOE: Dez is the guy in the back. 1130 00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:36,201 He can fix this. 1131 00:51:36,367 --> 00:51:37,702 Talk about havin' a spark. 1132 00:51:37,785 --> 00:51:39,329 This guy was born to be a barber. 1133 00:51:39,537 --> 00:51:42,123 But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends. 1134 00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:43,833 Dez is the only one that I talk to. 1135 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:45,335 We usually talk about jazz, 1136 00:51:45,501 --> 00:51:48,296 but this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out. 1137 00:51:48,379 --> 00:51:50,548 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1138 00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,843 Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday? 1139 00:51:53,927 --> 00:51:56,054 You didn't call for an appointment, man. It's gonna be a while. 1140 00:51:56,429 --> 00:51:58,973 Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down. 1141 00:51:59,432 --> 00:52:01,017 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -Oh, my Lord. 1142 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,435 You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency. 1143 00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:03,895 What? That ain't cool, Dez. 1144 00:52:04,062 --> 00:52:05,355 You could always let Harold cut your hair. 1145 00:52:05,438 --> 00:52:06,814 His chair's wide open. 1146 00:52:07,315 --> 00:52:08,900 Nah. I can wait. 1147 00:52:09,067 --> 00:52:11,236 Joe, get your butt in this chair now. 1148 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,573 Should I even ask you how this happened? 1149 00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:17,492 -The cat did it. -Stop sounding insane. 1150 00:52:17,659 --> 00:52:19,619 I mean, um, I was distracted 1151 00:52:19,702 --> 00:52:21,454 getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight. 1152 00:52:21,621 --> 00:52:24,082 Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe. 1153 00:52:24,165 --> 00:52:26,042 Congratulations! 1154 00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:28,044 Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. 1155 00:52:28,127 --> 00:52:30,338 You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar. 1156 00:52:30,421 --> 00:52:31,631 (SIGHS) This guy. 1157 00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,591 Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up. 1158 00:52:33,967 --> 00:52:35,176 You keeping that cat on your lap? 1159 00:52:35,343 --> 00:52:36,553 Is it okay that I do that? 1160 00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,805 Suit yourself. You're the boss. 1161 00:52:39,347 --> 00:52:40,682 -I am? -When you're in this chair, 1162 00:52:40,765 --> 00:52:41,849 yeah, you are. 1163 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,893 So can I have one of those? 1164 00:52:45,186 --> 00:52:46,688 Uh... Sure, Joe. 1165 00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:50,692 (CHUCKLES) Cool. 1166 00:52:52,735 --> 00:52:54,863 Mmm. I like being in the chair. 1167 00:52:55,029 --> 00:52:56,322 Hey, get your head in the game. 1168 00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:57,490 -(WHIRRING) -(YELPS) Little chainsaw. 1169 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,075 You need to settle down. If you keep this... 1170 00:52:59,158 --> 00:53:00,952 (MEOWING) 1171 00:53:01,619 --> 00:53:03,162 Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, 1172 00:53:03,329 --> 00:53:04,747 but if this cat don't chill, 1173 00:53:04,831 --> 00:53:06,207 we're gonna have to put it outside. 1174 00:53:06,374 --> 00:53:08,334 Well, what's it gonna be, kitty? 1175 00:53:08,877 --> 00:53:10,086 Meow. 1176 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:11,880 Sometimes, change is good. 1177 00:53:11,963 --> 00:53:14,132 You have been rocking that same style for a while. 1178 00:53:14,299 --> 00:53:17,385 Well, Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all. 1179 00:53:17,552 --> 00:53:19,929 -PAUL: You can say that again. -(ALL LAUGH) 1180 00:53:20,889 --> 00:53:22,390 Mmm. But then my life changed. 1181 00:53:22,557 --> 00:53:23,600 Oh, yeah? What happened? 1182 00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:25,810 I was existing as a theoretical construct 1183 00:53:25,894 --> 00:53:27,270 in a hypothetical way station 1184 00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:28,479 between life and death. 1185 00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:29,647 I heard that. 1186 00:53:30,315 --> 00:53:32,942 22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266, 1187 00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:36,112 I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about? 1188 00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:39,365 Like, is all this living really worth dying for? 1189 00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:41,075 -(ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY) -You know what I mean? 1190 00:53:42,285 --> 00:53:45,580 I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. 1191 00:53:45,747 --> 00:53:47,582 I just thought you went to music school. 1192 00:53:47,749 --> 00:53:50,543 22: (MUFFLED) And another thing, they say you're born to do something, 1193 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:52,253 but how do you figure out what that thing is? 1194 00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,339 I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing? 1195 00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:55,757 Or somebody else's thing, you know? 1196 00:53:55,924 --> 00:53:57,634 -Then you're stuck. -Been there before. 1197 00:53:57,926 --> 00:53:59,177 I'll take one of those. 1198 00:53:59,344 --> 00:54:00,845 I wouldn't call myself stuck, 1199 00:54:00,929 --> 00:54:02,889 but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'. 1200 00:54:03,056 --> 00:54:05,808 Wait, but you were born to be a barber, weren't you? 1201 00:54:05,975 --> 00:54:07,310 I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1202 00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:09,896 22: So, why didn't you do that? 1203 00:54:10,104 --> 00:54:12,190 I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy. 1204 00:54:12,357 --> 00:54:14,192 Then my daughter got sick, 1205 00:54:14,275 --> 00:54:15,735 (CHUCKLES) and barber school is a lot cheaper 1206 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:16,819 than veterinarian school. 1207 00:54:16,903 --> 00:54:17,946 22: Well, that's too bad. 1208 00:54:18,029 --> 00:54:19,864 You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy. 1209 00:54:19,948 --> 00:54:21,741 Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. 1210 00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:23,159 I'm happy as a clam, my man. 1211 00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:26,287 Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions. 1212 00:54:26,454 --> 00:54:28,581 22: Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. 1213 00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:29,666 -I know. -(DOOR OPENS) 1214 00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:31,292 (LAUGHS) You are not all that. 1215 00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:32,961 Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to. 1216 00:54:33,294 --> 00:54:34,337 Don't pay Paul any mind. 1217 00:54:34,504 --> 00:54:36,464 People like him just bring other people down 1218 00:54:36,548 --> 00:54:38,341 so they can make themselves feel better. 1219 00:54:38,424 --> 00:54:40,009 Oh, I get it. 1220 00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:43,096 He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. 1221 00:54:43,179 --> 00:54:45,056 (ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH) 1222 00:54:45,139 --> 00:54:46,849 You cut deep, Joe. 1223 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,186 I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez. 1224 00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:53,565 That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. 1225 00:54:53,731 --> 00:54:55,984 I get to meet interesting folks like you, 1226 00:54:56,067 --> 00:54:59,195 make them happy, and make them handsome. 1227 00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,781 Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger? 1228 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:04,033 I may not have invented blood transfusions, 1229 00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:07,620 but I am most definitely savin' lives. 1230 00:55:08,162 --> 00:55:10,915 I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, man, 1231 00:55:11,082 --> 00:55:15,003 but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe. 1232 00:55:15,086 --> 00:55:18,172 Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before? 1233 00:55:18,339 --> 00:55:19,716 You never asked. 1234 00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:21,259 But I'm glad you did this time. 1235 00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:23,428 MAN: Looking good, brother. WOMAN: Have a great show. 1236 00:55:23,678 --> 00:55:26,222 (CHUCKLES) I grabbed a couple of road lollies. 1237 00:55:31,603 --> 00:55:33,646 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2. 1238 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:35,648 (BEEPING) 1239 00:55:37,108 --> 00:55:38,401 TERRY: Mm. 1240 00:55:39,694 --> 00:55:40,695 (SNIFFS) 1241 00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:41,946 Mm-hmm. (GASPS) 1242 00:55:50,205 --> 00:55:51,206 Mm. 1243 00:55:55,835 --> 00:55:57,128 -(PIANO BLARES) -Oh. 1244 00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:01,507 Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49. 1245 00:56:01,674 --> 00:56:03,593 Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop. 1246 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,678 PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man. 1247 00:56:05,845 --> 00:56:07,180 TERRY: There you are. 1248 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:09,933 22: No hard feelings, right? All right. 1249 00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:11,017 Just friends. 1250 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,310 Just friends goofing on each other. All right. 1251 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:14,312 22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul. 1252 00:56:15,063 --> 00:56:16,147 Come to Terry. 1253 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:18,816 -(MAN GASPS) -Gotcha! 1254 00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:19,901 (MAN SCREAMS) 1255 00:56:19,984 --> 00:56:21,444 Thought you could cheat the universe? 1256 00:56:21,528 --> 00:56:22,529 Well, you thought wrong. 1257 00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:24,906 I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in... 1258 00:56:24,989 --> 00:56:27,575 Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner. 1259 00:56:27,659 --> 00:56:28,743 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1260 00:56:28,826 --> 00:56:29,911 My mistake. 1261 00:56:29,994 --> 00:56:33,039 We'll just get you back into your meat suit. (CHUCKLES) 1262 00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:35,833 -(WHIMPERING) -There you go. 1263 00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:37,418 No harm, no foul. 1264 00:56:38,211 --> 00:56:40,380 Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella, 1265 00:56:40,547 --> 00:56:41,839 I'm thinking there's no reason 1266 00:56:41,923 --> 00:56:44,008 we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? 1267 00:56:44,175 --> 00:56:46,678 Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time. 1268 00:56:46,844 --> 00:56:48,179 (CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating 1269 00:56:48,263 --> 00:56:50,807 those processed foods, am I right? (LAUGHS) 1270 00:56:50,890 --> 00:56:52,350 -(FOOTSTEPS) -(TERRY GASPS) 1271 00:56:52,433 --> 00:56:53,851 (PAUL WHIMPERING) 1272 00:56:53,935 --> 00:56:56,938 But seriously, stay away from those processed foods. 1273 00:56:57,105 --> 00:56:58,398 (GASPS) 1274 00:57:01,693 --> 00:57:03,152 JOE: You know what, you did all right back there. 1275 00:57:03,236 --> 00:57:04,487 How did you know how to deal with Paul? 1276 00:57:04,654 --> 00:57:06,281 22: I didn't. I just let out the me. 1277 00:57:06,447 --> 00:57:09,659 Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing. 1278 00:57:09,742 --> 00:57:11,870 JOE: First of all, "jazzing" is not a word. 1279 00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:15,331 And second, music and life operate by very different rules. 1280 00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:16,624 It says take one. 1281 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,168 JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine. 1282 00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:20,670 "Man with a van." 1283 00:57:20,753 --> 00:57:22,422 I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. 1284 00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:24,507 Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan. 1285 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:27,135 We go to The Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. 1286 00:57:27,302 --> 00:57:28,636 It's around 4:00 p.m. now... 1287 00:57:28,803 --> 00:57:30,388 (LAUGHING) 1288 00:57:30,471 --> 00:57:31,472 You know what? 1289 00:57:31,556 --> 00:57:32,807 You are really getting good at using those legs. 1290 00:57:32,891 --> 00:57:34,809 -Why don't you try runnin'? -(RAILS CHIMING) 1291 00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:37,478 22: Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing. 1292 00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:39,731 JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. 1293 00:57:39,814 --> 00:57:41,274 We need to get somewhere. Now, I... 1294 00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:43,776 -22: (LAUGHING) That tickles. -Uh, what are you doing? 1295 00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,987 (22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1296 00:57:46,070 --> 00:57:47,947 (WIND WHISTLING) 1297 00:57:50,867 --> 00:57:52,410 (CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it. 1298 00:57:54,495 --> 00:57:55,496 (GRUNTS) 1299 00:57:55,747 --> 00:57:56,831 Would you hurry up? 1300 00:57:56,998 --> 00:57:58,166 Okay. 1301 00:57:58,249 --> 00:57:59,834 -(PANTS RIP) -(PEOPLE GASP) 1302 00:57:59,918 --> 00:58:01,920 You were right. These pants are loosening. 1303 00:58:02,003 --> 00:58:03,755 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no. 1304 00:58:03,838 --> 00:58:05,089 Don't let people see your butt! 1305 00:58:05,173 --> 00:58:07,300 -22: It's your butt. -It doesn't matter whose butt... 1306 00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,093 Take off the jacket. Tie it around your waist. 1307 00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:11,012 Quick! Cover the butt! 1308 00:58:11,179 --> 00:58:12,513 (GASPS) What are we gonna do? 1309 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,390 I can't find a tailor this late... 1310 00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:17,143 Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's. 1311 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,228 22: Okay. 1312 00:58:18,311 --> 00:58:19,395 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1313 00:58:19,479 --> 00:58:20,522 Mom doesn't know about this gig. 1314 00:58:20,605 --> 00:58:21,606 And she's not gonna like it. 1315 00:58:21,689 --> 00:58:22,690 Okay. 1316 00:58:22,774 --> 00:58:23,816 We don't have any other choice. 1317 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:24,901 Okay. 1318 00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:26,569 She's the only one that can fix this. 1319 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,238 -Okay. -Stop saying "okay"! 1320 00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,406 We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on. 1321 00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:32,534 Okay... Got it. 1322 00:58:34,118 --> 00:58:36,204 My mom doesn't know anything about the gig, 1323 00:58:36,287 --> 00:58:37,622 and I wanna keep it that way, okay? 1324 00:58:37,789 --> 00:58:39,165 Right, because she thinks you're a failure. 1325 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:40,542 -What? -I didn't say that. 1326 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:41,876 You did. Up here. 1327 00:58:42,043 --> 00:58:44,379 Uh, look, my mom has her own definition of what success is, 1328 00:58:44,546 --> 00:58:46,798 and being a professional musician isn't it. 1329 00:58:46,965 --> 00:58:51,970 So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital. 1330 00:58:52,053 --> 00:58:55,598 (SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know... 1331 00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:59,143 ♪ We shall come around To touch eyes again 1332 00:58:59,227 --> 00:59:01,855 ♪ If love is the foundation 1333 00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:04,274 ♪ If the purpose be To recycle life 1334 00:59:04,357 --> 00:59:07,193 ♪ I promise you I'll bring us to one 1335 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,612 ♪ Bleeding heart in the end now 1336 00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:12,949 ♪ Though we're apart 1337 00:59:13,324 --> 00:59:15,034 I don't know. All the times I've been 1338 00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,787 so close to getting to my dreams, 1339 00:59:17,871 --> 00:59:19,831 (SIGHS) something always gets in the way. 1340 00:59:19,914 --> 00:59:21,040 You know what I mean? 1341 00:59:24,502 --> 00:59:26,671 ♪ How true lovin' began 1342 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,548 He's good. 1343 00:59:28,715 --> 00:59:32,468 And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside. 1344 00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:35,179 Of course, you love music now, because you're me. Let's go. 1345 00:59:37,724 --> 00:59:38,850 ♪ Now, love 1346 00:59:39,017 --> 00:59:40,018 Let's go. 1347 00:59:40,894 --> 00:59:43,146 ♪ Love 1348 00:59:43,771 --> 00:59:46,566 ♪ Love, love 1349 00:59:46,733 --> 00:59:47,734 ♪ Talkin' about love 1350 00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:52,030 ♪ Love 1351 00:59:52,113 --> 00:59:53,114 ♪ Love ♪ 1352 00:59:58,703 --> 01:00:00,121 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) 1353 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:01,706 (EXCLAIMING) 1354 01:00:01,789 --> 01:00:03,041 Hey, take it easy, eh? 1355 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,709 I'm sorry. 1356 01:00:05,084 --> 01:00:06,419 Don't worry about it. 1357 01:00:06,502 --> 01:00:08,087 It's the subway. It does that to some people. 1358 01:00:08,254 --> 01:00:09,797 -Does what? -It wears you down. 1359 01:00:09,964 --> 01:00:12,258 It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. 1360 01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:15,678 Every day the same thing, day in and day out. 1361 01:00:16,304 --> 01:00:18,514 But once I get on the stage tonight, 1362 01:00:18,598 --> 01:00:20,475 all my troubles are going to be fixed. 1363 01:00:20,642 --> 01:00:23,144 You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner. 1364 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:24,854 (LOUD SLURPING) 1365 01:00:26,272 --> 01:00:27,273 Where'd you get that? 1366 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,900 Under the seat. Can you believe it? 1367 01:00:28,983 --> 01:00:31,069 It's still half-full. (GASPS) 1368 01:00:32,654 --> 01:00:34,489 JOE: All right, remember, 1369 01:00:34,572 --> 01:00:37,617 I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it? 1370 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,578 (LAUGHTER) 1371 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,082 LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy... MELBA: Joey! 1372 01:00:44,165 --> 01:00:46,251 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -...we heard the news. 1373 01:00:46,334 --> 01:00:48,378 -(LIBBA CLEARS THROAT) -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1374 01:00:48,628 --> 01:00:49,629 Oh, crap. She knows. 1375 01:00:49,796 --> 01:00:51,339 Your momma's in the back. 1376 01:00:51,506 --> 01:00:53,132 -You gotta go in there. -No, I don't want to. 1377 01:00:53,299 --> 01:00:55,635 You have to. We need the suit fixed. 1378 01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:57,011 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1379 01:00:57,971 --> 01:00:59,847 You forgetting something, Joey? 1380 01:01:00,014 --> 01:01:01,057 -What? -Kiss her. 1381 01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:03,393 I always kiss Melba when I see her. 1382 01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:07,146 Just do it. 1383 01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:12,777 No, no, no. Not on the lips. 1384 01:01:12,861 --> 01:01:14,904 (GASPS) Joey! What has gotten into you, boy? 1385 01:01:14,988 --> 01:01:16,030 (LAUGHING) Let him finish. 1386 01:01:16,114 --> 01:01:17,198 LULU: Cougar. I knew it. 1387 01:01:17,365 --> 01:01:20,285 I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey. 1388 01:01:20,368 --> 01:01:22,871 (R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1389 01:01:24,831 --> 01:01:27,834 So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh? 1390 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:31,588 I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering. 1391 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:32,964 (WHISPERS) Come. Come on. 1392 01:01:33,131 --> 01:01:34,215 Just say you rescued it. 1393 01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,676 Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it. 1394 01:01:36,759 --> 01:01:39,053 Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career. 1395 01:01:39,137 --> 01:01:40,221 Oh. 1396 01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:43,433 (SIGHS) Just ask her nicely if she can fix my suit. 1397 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:47,270 So, Mom, is there any way you can fix this? 1398 01:01:47,353 --> 01:01:48,813 Whoa! I don't need to see that. 1399 01:01:48,980 --> 01:01:51,024 I know. Embarrassing, right? 1400 01:01:51,191 --> 01:01:52,692 So, you'll fix it? 1401 01:01:52,859 --> 01:01:53,985 -LIBBA: No. -BOTH: What? 1402 01:01:54,068 --> 01:01:56,362 How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? 1403 01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,656 You tell me you're going to accept the full-time position... 1404 01:01:58,740 --> 01:01:59,741 Here it comes. 1405 01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:01,117 LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig. 1406 01:02:01,201 --> 01:02:02,327 Tell her that this one is different. 1407 01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:03,411 This one's different! 1408 01:02:03,494 --> 01:02:05,747 Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance? 1409 01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:08,791 No? Then it's the same as the other ones. 1410 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,877 It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore. 1411 01:02:11,044 --> 01:02:13,004 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1412 01:02:13,171 --> 01:02:16,049 My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life. 1413 01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,759 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1414 01:02:17,842 --> 01:02:19,510 -(BOTH GASP) -My mom has never understood 1415 01:02:19,594 --> 01:02:20,678 what I'm trying to do with my life. 1416 01:02:20,762 --> 01:02:22,680 -22! -What did you just say? 1417 01:02:22,764 --> 01:02:25,016 Oof. Can I run away now, like you usually do? 1418 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:30,480 No. Not this time. Repeat after me. 1419 01:02:31,022 --> 01:02:33,399 Mom, I know we've had some rough times, 1420 01:02:33,858 --> 01:02:35,401 but you're right, 1421 01:02:35,902 --> 01:02:38,154 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you. 1422 01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:41,157 Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove. 1423 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:43,368 Look, I know you love playing. 1424 01:02:43,535 --> 01:02:46,538 Then how come except for church, you're the happiest when I don't? 1425 01:02:46,704 --> 01:02:49,916 I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset. 1426 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,877 You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. 1427 01:02:53,044 --> 01:02:54,879 I don't want to see you struggle like that. 1428 01:02:55,046 --> 01:02:57,131 So Dad could pursue his dreams, and I can't? 1429 01:02:57,298 --> 01:02:59,175 Your father had me. 1430 01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:02,178 Most times, this shop is what paid the bills. 1431 01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:04,889 So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours? 1432 01:03:05,056 --> 01:03:06,516 Music is all I think about. 1433 01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:08,768 From the moment I wake up in the morning 1434 01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:10,895 to the moment I fall asleep at night. 1435 01:03:11,062 --> 01:03:13,314 You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. 1436 01:03:13,481 --> 01:03:14,858 Then I don't want to eat. 1437 01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:17,861 This isn't about my career, Mom. 1438 01:03:18,069 --> 01:03:20,196 (SIGHS) It's my reason for living. 1439 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,115 And I know Dad felt the same way. 1440 01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:26,327 (SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today, 1441 01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:29,914 that my life would've amounted to nothing. 1442 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,334 Joey. 1443 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:41,551 Oh. 1444 01:03:47,765 --> 01:03:50,727 LIBBA: Let's make this work instead. 1445 01:03:54,689 --> 01:03:56,191 That's my dad's suit. 1446 01:03:56,357 --> 01:03:57,567 LIBBA: Lulu. Melba. 1447 01:03:57,650 --> 01:04:00,195 Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do. 1448 01:04:05,366 --> 01:04:07,285 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. This feels really nice. 1449 01:04:07,452 --> 01:04:09,746 -You look marvelous. -It fits perfectly. 1450 01:04:09,829 --> 01:04:10,830 MELBA: You see how I did that? 1451 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:14,125 That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself. 1452 01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:15,501 -Can I try on that? -Of course you can. 1453 01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:17,629 -MELBA: Just handsome. -(LIBBA CHUCKLING) 1454 01:04:17,795 --> 01:04:20,381 Thank you, uh, Mom. 1455 01:04:20,548 --> 01:04:23,176 Ray would have been so proud of you, baby. 1456 01:04:23,718 --> 01:04:25,720 Like I've always been. 1457 01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:28,556 You heard me, right? 1458 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,892 The suit is wool, not polyester. 1459 01:04:31,059 --> 01:04:33,228 So, don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again. 1460 01:04:33,311 --> 01:04:34,312 BOTH: Yes, ma'am! 1461 01:04:34,395 --> 01:04:35,688 MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there. 1462 01:04:35,855 --> 01:04:37,065 Thanks, Mom. 1463 01:04:39,734 --> 01:04:41,069 Oh, that was amazin'. 1464 01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:42,987 You know what that felt like? It felt like jazz. 1465 01:04:43,154 --> 01:04:44,572 Yeah, you were jazzing. 1466 01:04:44,739 --> 01:04:46,491 JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing. 1467 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:49,327 I'm telling you, Joe. 1468 01:04:49,410 --> 01:04:50,954 You really should call Lisa again. 1469 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,831 JOE: I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22. 1470 01:04:53,998 --> 01:04:55,375 Oh, busy right now? 1471 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,793 Wanna wait till you die a second time? 1472 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,127 -Cool, cool, cool. -(JOE LAUGHS) 1473 01:04:58,294 --> 01:04:59,921 I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice 1474 01:05:00,004 --> 01:05:01,089 from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES) 1475 01:05:01,172 --> 01:05:02,799 22: I can think of worse. 1476 01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:04,175 JOE: There it is. 1477 01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:10,056 (LAUGHS) We made it! This is going to work. 1478 01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:12,350 Whoa! I can't believe how good I look. 1479 01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:15,353 The suit, the cut. Just look at me. 1480 01:05:15,436 --> 01:05:16,896 (LAUGHS) 1481 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,524 (SCATTING) 1482 01:05:19,607 --> 01:05:21,150 (LAUGHS) 1483 01:05:21,234 --> 01:05:23,361 -Ooh, just turn a little bit right there. -22: Like this? 1484 01:05:23,444 --> 01:05:25,530 -Angle the shoulders, and... -22: Oh, hey, who's that? 1485 01:05:25,613 --> 01:05:26,656 -And from this side. -JOE: That's it. 1486 01:05:26,739 --> 01:05:27,782 22: What? Who's back here? 1487 01:05:27,866 --> 01:05:29,450 -Still me. Uh-huh. -JOE: That's a winner. 1488 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:31,744 -Right? -(JOE LAUGHING) 1489 01:05:32,787 --> 01:05:34,747 This can't be happenin'. Now, I'm not gonna believe this. 1490 01:05:34,914 --> 01:05:36,541 The Half Note. 1491 01:05:36,624 --> 01:05:38,585 (GIRL GIGGLING) 1492 01:05:40,712 --> 01:05:43,214 WOMAN: (LAUGHING) He made you pay for dinner? 1493 01:05:43,298 --> 01:05:44,340 MAN: Yeah... 1494 01:05:44,424 --> 01:05:46,259 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 1495 01:05:53,224 --> 01:05:54,851 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1496 01:05:54,934 --> 01:05:57,020 (SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1497 01:06:05,945 --> 01:06:07,697 -JOE: So, you ready? -Huh? 1498 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:08,990 To go home. 1499 01:06:09,073 --> 01:06:11,492 I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh? 1500 01:06:11,659 --> 01:06:13,536 What do you think of Earth, anyway? 1501 01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:17,832 (SIGHS) 1502 01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:20,418 I always said it was dumb. But... 1503 01:06:21,961 --> 01:06:23,046 I mean... 1504 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:25,465 Just look at what I found. 1505 01:06:26,341 --> 01:06:29,385 Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. 1506 01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:32,472 When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. 1507 01:06:32,639 --> 01:06:35,850 A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary. 1508 01:06:36,434 --> 01:06:39,354 But I kind of liked that, too. 1509 01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:41,314 (22 SIGHS) 1510 01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:44,692 Truth is, I've always worried 1511 01:06:44,776 --> 01:06:47,487 that maybe there's something wrong with me. You know? 1512 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:50,698 Maybe I'm not good enough for living. 1513 01:06:51,699 --> 01:06:57,956 But then you showed me about purpose and passion, 1514 01:06:58,039 --> 01:07:00,208 and maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1515 01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:02,377 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1516 01:07:02,544 --> 01:07:04,254 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1517 01:07:04,337 --> 01:07:05,630 That's just regular old living. 1518 01:07:05,797 --> 01:07:07,799 But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar, 1519 01:07:07,966 --> 01:07:09,342 you can give it an honest try. 1520 01:07:09,509 --> 01:07:12,095 No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years 1521 01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:14,347 and I have never felt this close. 1522 01:07:14,514 --> 01:07:17,475 Joe! Who's ready to go home? 1523 01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:18,643 (GASPS) Moonwind. 1524 01:07:18,726 --> 01:07:19,769 The stars are almost in alignment. 1525 01:07:19,852 --> 01:07:20,853 JOE: All right. 1526 01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,146 I'll have you back in your bodies in no time. 1527 01:07:22,522 --> 01:07:25,817 No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth. 1528 01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,944 This is my only chance to find my spark. 1529 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:31,656 22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in my body. 1530 01:07:31,823 --> 01:07:35,118 You can find your own thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. 1531 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:37,537 Now, come on, I need my body back. Now! 1532 01:07:40,206 --> 01:07:41,207 No. 1533 01:07:43,251 --> 01:07:44,794 I'm in the chair. 1534 01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:46,838 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1535 01:07:46,921 --> 01:07:48,631 -22! -22: Leave me alone! 1536 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,842 I'm trying to find my purpose! 1537 01:07:51,009 --> 01:07:52,677 JOE: 22, you come back here! 1538 01:07:55,054 --> 01:07:56,389 22! 1539 01:08:03,897 --> 01:08:04,981 WOMAN: Mr. Mittens. 1540 01:08:05,064 --> 01:08:06,941 -(SNARLING) -Oh. 1541 01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,073 TERRY: There they are. 1542 01:08:16,284 --> 01:08:18,828 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1543 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,998 You come back here right now! 1544 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,710 You stole my body! 1545 01:08:30,381 --> 01:08:32,217 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 1546 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:43,102 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1547 01:08:52,570 --> 01:08:55,073 TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner. 1548 01:08:58,409 --> 01:08:59,661 (GASPS) 1549 01:09:01,955 --> 01:09:02,956 Oh, no, you don't. 1550 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:06,709 Gotcha! 1551 01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:09,921 No, no, no. 1552 01:09:15,927 --> 01:09:17,220 (PANTS) 1553 01:09:17,595 --> 01:09:19,097 (GRUNTS) 1554 01:09:19,806 --> 01:09:22,183 No, no! 1555 01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:25,770 I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams! 1556 01:09:25,937 --> 01:09:27,689 And I was about to find my spark! 1557 01:09:27,856 --> 01:09:29,190 JOE: Find your spark? My life was finally going to change! 1558 01:09:29,357 --> 01:09:30,608 22: You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes! 1559 01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:31,901 JOE: I lost everything because of you! 1560 01:09:31,985 --> 01:09:32,986 Joe! 1561 01:09:34,237 --> 01:09:35,822 You cheated. 1562 01:09:41,244 --> 01:09:42,579 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -TERRY: Found him. 1563 01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:43,997 -Joe Gardner. -You're back! 1564 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,123 Terry, you found them. 1565 01:09:45,206 --> 01:09:46,207 TERRY: No need to thank me. 1566 01:09:46,374 --> 01:09:48,877 It's so nice to have everything back in order, and... 1567 01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:51,963 22 got her pass? 1568 01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:55,842 -Oh, my goodness. -22! You got an Earth Pass! 1569 01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:57,385 -This is amazing! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1570 01:09:57,552 --> 01:09:58,845 COUNSELOR JERRY A: I knew you could do it. 1571 01:09:58,928 --> 01:09:59,971 COUNSELOR JERRY B: This is cray cray. 1572 01:10:00,138 --> 01:10:02,891 But what... What filled in the last box? 1573 01:10:03,057 --> 01:10:05,435 I'll tell you what filled it in. I did! 1574 01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,353 It was my spark that changed that badge. 1575 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:11,024 She only got that because she was living my life in my body. 1576 01:10:11,191 --> 01:10:13,401 -I was... -TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner. 1577 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:14,819 (SNAPS FINGERS) 1578 01:10:14,903 --> 01:10:16,154 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe, it's time for you 1579 01:10:16,237 --> 01:10:17,989 to accompany 22 to the Earth portal. 1580 01:10:18,156 --> 01:10:19,657 Give you a chance to say goodbye. 1581 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:21,451 Of course. It's standard procedure. 1582 01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,370 Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right. 1583 01:10:24,537 --> 01:10:27,123 Terry, you have done a super job. 1584 01:10:27,207 --> 01:10:28,249 We'll take it from here. 1585 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,334 You're amazing. 1586 01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:31,377 Well, thank you. 1587 01:10:32,378 --> 01:10:34,047 Terrytime. 1588 01:10:34,547 --> 01:10:36,382 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Go ahead, you two. 1589 01:10:46,434 --> 01:10:47,435 You don't know. 1590 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,147 You can't be sure why my pass changed. 1591 01:10:51,523 --> 01:10:53,316 (SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it. 1592 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,361 You hated music until you were in my body. 1593 01:10:56,528 --> 01:11:00,031 You hated everything until you were me. 1594 01:11:01,741 --> 01:11:02,825 (JOE SCOFFS) 1595 01:11:03,201 --> 01:11:04,536 I hope you enjoy it. 1596 01:11:21,594 --> 01:11:22,679 JOE: Uh... 1597 01:11:24,931 --> 01:11:27,141 I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it? 1598 01:11:27,308 --> 01:11:28,810 Get that Earth Pass to change? 1599 01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:31,521 Oh. You know what, I... I just let her walk 1600 01:11:31,604 --> 01:11:33,273 a mile in my shoes, you could say. 1601 01:11:33,481 --> 01:11:34,732 Well, it worked. 1602 01:11:35,358 --> 01:11:36,442 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1603 01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:39,362 Well, you should probably get going to the Great Beyond. 1604 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,198 Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was. 1605 01:11:42,740 --> 01:11:44,826 -Excuse me? -You know, her, uh, spark. 1606 01:11:44,993 --> 01:11:48,663 Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES) 1607 01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:51,165 We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? 1608 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:52,876 Because I have piano. 1609 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,003 It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. 1610 01:11:55,169 --> 01:11:57,422 A spark isn't a soul's purpose. 1611 01:11:58,089 --> 01:12:00,133 Oh, you mentors and your passions. 1612 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:04,721 Your purposes. Your meanings of life. (SIGHS) So basic. 1613 01:12:04,804 --> 01:12:06,931 -(CHUCKLES) -No, no, it... 1614 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:11,936 NEW SOUL: Wow. 1615 01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:15,190 It is music. My spark is music. I... 1616 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,317 I know it is. 1617 01:12:23,281 --> 01:12:24,282 22: I'm no good. 1618 01:12:25,116 --> 01:12:26,826 I got no purpose. 1619 01:12:28,036 --> 01:12:29,370 No purpose. 1620 01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:32,081 No purpose. 1621 01:12:33,499 --> 01:12:35,501 (SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1622 01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:03,112 -(PANTING) -Mr. G? 1623 01:13:03,196 --> 01:13:04,781 Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go. 1624 01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:06,115 You're too late, man. 1625 01:13:06,282 --> 01:13:07,325 Let me talk to Dorothea. 1626 01:13:07,408 --> 01:13:09,619 No, no, no, man. She don't play that. 1627 01:13:09,827 --> 01:13:13,081 These rappers act like... Who let this lunatic in here? 1628 01:13:13,248 --> 01:13:15,166 Listen, you gotta give me another chance. 1629 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:18,378 This is my band. I decide who plays. 1630 01:13:18,545 --> 01:13:20,255 And if you don't go with me, 1631 01:13:20,338 --> 01:13:22,715 you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career. 1632 01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:25,802 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1633 01:13:26,261 --> 01:13:29,264 My only purpose on this planet is to play. 1634 01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:32,684 It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me. 1635 01:13:36,771 --> 01:13:39,649 Well, aren't you an arrogant one? 1636 01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:42,735 I guess you really are a jazz player. 1637 01:13:42,902 --> 01:13:45,947 Tell Robert he's out. For now. 1638 01:13:47,115 --> 01:13:48,408 Nice suit. 1639 01:13:58,293 --> 01:14:02,130 Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start. 1640 01:14:02,714 --> 01:14:05,133 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1641 01:14:37,498 --> 01:14:39,500 (PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC) 1642 01:14:45,506 --> 01:14:47,508 (PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES) 1643 01:14:52,931 --> 01:14:54,933 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1644 01:15:08,363 --> 01:15:10,240 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1645 01:15:19,207 --> 01:15:21,334 Welcome to the quartet, Teach. 1646 01:15:24,128 --> 01:15:25,588 (WHOOPING) 1647 01:15:25,672 --> 01:15:27,549 LIBBA: That's my Joey! 1648 01:15:27,632 --> 01:15:29,467 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1649 01:15:32,554 --> 01:15:34,347 -What a show! -That last solo was brilliant. 1650 01:15:34,514 --> 01:15:35,515 That was amazing! 1651 01:15:35,682 --> 01:15:37,016 I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again. 1652 01:15:37,183 --> 01:15:38,768 -Whoo! Later, Mr. G. -Congratulations. 1653 01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:40,645 MELBA: You did great. We love you. 1654 01:15:40,728 --> 01:15:41,771 I'm so proud of you, Joey. 1655 01:15:41,855 --> 01:15:44,232 Gotta get to bed. We old. 1656 01:15:44,315 --> 01:15:45,733 (JOE CHUCKLES) 1657 01:15:46,734 --> 01:15:49,362 You play 100 shows, and one of them is killer. 1658 01:15:49,529 --> 01:15:51,406 You don't get many like tonight. 1659 01:15:51,573 --> 01:15:52,866 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1660 01:15:53,908 --> 01:15:56,244 So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next? 1661 01:15:56,411 --> 01:15:59,664 We come back tomorrow night and do it all again. 1662 01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:03,459 What's wrong, Teach? 1663 01:16:04,544 --> 01:16:09,841 It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. 1664 01:16:12,427 --> 01:16:14,304 I thought I'd feel different. 1665 01:16:17,223 --> 01:16:19,601 I heard this story about a fish. 1666 01:16:20,310 --> 01:16:22,562 He swims up to this older fish and says, 1667 01:16:22,729 --> 01:16:25,523 "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." 1668 01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:27,775 "The ocean?" says the older fish. 1669 01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,319 "That's what you're in right now." 1670 01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:32,697 "This?" says the young fish. "This is water. 1671 01:16:32,864 --> 01:16:35,783 "What I want is the ocean." 1672 01:16:38,703 --> 01:16:40,413 See you tomorrow. 1673 01:16:43,917 --> 01:16:45,752 (CAB DRIVING AWAY) 1674 01:16:53,343 --> 01:16:55,261 -Hey, man. -Sorry. 1675 01:17:12,111 --> 01:17:14,531 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1676 01:17:38,972 --> 01:17:40,056 (SIGHS) 1677 01:17:41,474 --> 01:17:42,600 (PLAYS NOTE) 1678 01:18:26,477 --> 01:18:28,479 (PLAYING SOFT CHORDS) 1679 01:18:40,033 --> 01:18:41,826 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1680 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,993 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1681 01:19:37,715 --> 01:19:39,551 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1682 01:19:45,431 --> 01:19:47,433 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 1683 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,357 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1684 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:28,099 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1685 01:20:28,182 --> 01:20:30,518 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1686 01:20:30,685 --> 01:20:32,437 JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1687 01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,272 That's just regular old living. 1688 01:20:35,190 --> 01:20:36,441 (STOPS PLAYING) 1689 01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:57,212 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 1690 01:21:20,985 --> 01:21:22,529 -MOONWIND: Joe? -JOE: Huh? 1691 01:21:23,363 --> 01:21:24,447 MOONWIND: Joe! 1692 01:21:24,614 --> 01:21:27,075 Good heavens, man. What are you doing in the zone? 1693 01:21:27,242 --> 01:21:30,703 Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22. 1694 01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:34,165 I'm afraid she's become a lost soul. 1695 01:21:34,332 --> 01:21:35,875 -What? -I'll explain on the way. 1696 01:21:38,836 --> 01:21:40,338 When neither of you returned to The Half Note, 1697 01:21:40,505 --> 01:21:41,965 I suspected something had gone wrong. 1698 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:46,094 I came back here, and that's when I spotted her. 1699 01:21:46,177 --> 01:21:47,387 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1700 01:21:48,721 --> 01:21:52,642 Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. 1701 01:21:52,809 --> 01:21:56,062 And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them. 1702 01:21:56,229 --> 01:21:57,689 -There! -Good show. 1703 01:21:57,772 --> 01:21:59,816 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1704 01:22:04,612 --> 01:22:05,613 22! 1705 01:22:06,906 --> 01:22:07,991 (SNARLS) 1706 01:22:08,658 --> 01:22:10,451 -Ready the net. -I'm on it. 1707 01:22:22,755 --> 01:22:23,882 MOONWIND: She's got us! 1708 01:22:23,965 --> 01:22:25,091 (RUMBLING) 1709 01:22:27,302 --> 01:22:28,303 JOE: Moonwind! 1710 01:22:28,386 --> 01:22:30,013 MOONWIND: A captain always goes down with the ship. 1711 01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:31,347 It has been a... 1712 01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:37,186 (SNARLS) 1713 01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:38,271 22! 1714 01:22:39,731 --> 01:22:41,858 Come back, 22. It's me, Joe. 1715 01:22:44,152 --> 01:22:45,361 Easy, 22, easy. 1716 01:22:45,528 --> 01:22:48,656 I just came back to give you this. 1717 01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:50,325 (SNARLING) 1718 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,035 Easy. 1719 01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:55,705 22, listen. Come back! 1720 01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,003 And for correcting our absent-minded mistakes 1721 01:23:02,086 --> 01:23:03,171 and setting the count right, 1722 01:23:03,338 --> 01:23:07,467 we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested. 1723 01:23:08,927 --> 01:23:12,305 I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, 1724 01:23:12,472 --> 01:23:15,099 but that I absolutely deserve. 1725 01:23:15,350 --> 01:23:17,602 -(22 SNARLING) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 1726 01:23:18,144 --> 01:23:19,187 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner? 1727 01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:20,271 And I'll just take that back. 1728 01:23:20,438 --> 01:23:21,439 Hey. 1729 01:23:23,066 --> 01:23:26,361 Oi, noob! You're not where you belong. 1730 01:23:27,278 --> 01:23:29,447 -(22 HISSING) -(TERRY YELPING) 1731 01:23:29,531 --> 01:23:31,074 (NEW SOULS EXCLAIM) 1732 01:23:31,157 --> 01:23:32,784 COUNSELOR JERRY: Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1733 01:23:32,867 --> 01:23:34,661 22, stop. I have something to tell you. 1734 01:23:36,538 --> 01:23:39,165 (GRUNTING) Stop that. No. 1735 01:23:39,249 --> 01:23:41,084 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 1736 01:23:41,793 --> 01:23:43,169 22! 1737 01:23:44,170 --> 01:23:45,547 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Whoa, watch out! 1738 01:23:45,713 --> 01:23:46,881 COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy. 1739 01:23:46,965 --> 01:23:48,007 -There, there. -There's no need to be afraid. 1740 01:23:48,216 --> 01:23:50,343 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Don't worry. Calm down. 1741 01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:52,428 You have to stop running. Please. 1742 01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:53,930 JOE: 22, stop. 1743 01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:55,431 22, I was wrong. 1744 01:23:56,641 --> 01:24:00,436 Please, will you listen? You are ready to live, 22. 1745 01:24:02,897 --> 01:24:03,898 (22 ROARS) 1746 01:24:05,483 --> 01:24:07,902 -(WIND WHISTLING) -(22 CRYING) 1747 01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:15,410 I'm not good enough. Nope. No. 1748 01:24:15,660 --> 01:24:16,995 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. 1749 01:24:17,078 --> 01:24:18,079 JOE: 22! 1750 01:24:19,163 --> 01:24:20,290 (IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest. 1751 01:24:20,373 --> 01:24:21,791 All you make are bad decisions. 1752 01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,877 You are unwise and you won't make it in the world. 1753 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,003 You're so selfish. 1754 01:24:25,086 --> 01:24:26,129 No one would ever want to be around you. 1755 01:24:26,212 --> 01:24:27,338 Loser. 1756 01:24:27,505 --> 01:24:29,674 Oh, the world needs remarkable people 1757 01:24:29,841 --> 01:24:32,760 and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met. 1758 01:24:33,052 --> 01:24:34,888 You'll never find your spark. 1759 01:24:35,054 --> 01:24:36,055 Imbecile. 1760 01:24:36,222 --> 01:24:37,765 -I cannot help you. -(VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1761 01:24:37,849 --> 01:24:38,892 22! 1762 01:24:39,058 --> 01:24:40,643 22: I just need to fill out that last box. 1763 01:24:40,810 --> 01:24:41,936 I'm not good enough at all. 1764 01:24:42,228 --> 01:24:43,980 You will never find your spark. 1765 01:24:44,063 --> 01:24:45,440 There's no point. 1766 01:24:46,441 --> 01:24:48,067 (IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes, you idiot. 1767 01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:49,736 That's just regular old living. 1768 01:24:49,903 --> 01:24:51,362 This is a waste of time. 1769 01:24:51,529 --> 01:24:53,948 You only got that badge because you were in my body. 1770 01:24:54,115 --> 01:24:55,950 That's why you ruin everything. 1771 01:24:56,117 --> 01:24:58,786 Because you have no purpose. 1772 01:24:58,870 --> 01:25:00,079 (JOE SHOUTS) 1773 01:25:02,207 --> 01:25:03,499 (JOE GRUNTING) 1774 01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:06,544 (GASPS) No, no, no. 1775 01:25:09,923 --> 01:25:11,007 (GASPS) 1776 01:25:15,970 --> 01:25:17,430 (IN JOE'S VOICE) There's no point. 1777 01:25:17,597 --> 01:25:19,307 (IN 22'S VOICE) You'll never find your spark. 1778 01:25:20,016 --> 01:25:23,603 (ECHOING) Because you have no purpose! 1779 01:25:30,944 --> 01:25:33,363 -(MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES) -I'm not good. Nope. 1780 01:25:33,571 --> 01:25:36,783 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up. 1781 01:25:48,419 --> 01:25:49,462 JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready? 1782 01:25:49,546 --> 01:25:50,547 Huh? 1783 01:25:51,047 --> 01:25:52,340 To come live. 1784 01:25:54,884 --> 01:25:56,135 I'm scared, Joe. 1785 01:25:57,387 --> 01:25:58,680 I'm not good enough. 1786 01:25:59,764 --> 01:26:02,433 Anyway, I never got my spark. 1787 01:26:02,809 --> 01:26:04,102 Yes, you did. 1788 01:26:10,650 --> 01:26:13,111 JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose. 1789 01:26:13,278 --> 01:26:16,948 That last box fills in when you're ready to come live. 1790 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:19,909 And, the thing is 1791 01:26:20,994 --> 01:26:23,371 you're pretty great at jazzing. 1792 01:26:25,123 --> 01:26:27,125 (SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1793 01:26:52,984 --> 01:26:53,985 But, Joe, 1794 01:26:54,694 --> 01:26:56,070 this means you won't get to... 1795 01:26:56,237 --> 01:26:59,115 It's okay. I already did. 1796 01:26:59,282 --> 01:27:01,034 Now it's your turn. 1797 01:27:03,536 --> 01:27:04,621 (GRUNTS) 1798 01:27:05,205 --> 01:27:06,289 (WHIMPERS) 1799 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,416 I'll go with you. 1800 01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:10,293 You know you can't do that. 1801 01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:13,713 I know. But I'll go as far as I can. 1802 01:27:25,516 --> 01:27:27,518 (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 1803 01:27:28,519 --> 01:27:30,522 Hey! Take a look! 1804 01:27:34,609 --> 01:27:35,735 (GASPS) 1805 01:27:39,197 --> 01:27:40,448 Wow! 1806 01:27:41,324 --> 01:27:43,910 (GIGGLES, WHOOPS) 1807 01:27:46,788 --> 01:27:48,831 (LAUGHING) 1808 01:27:48,915 --> 01:27:51,584 (WHOOPING) 1809 01:27:57,382 --> 01:27:59,259 (EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY) 1810 01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:10,353 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1811 01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:29,789 (MUSIC FADES) 1812 01:28:53,104 --> 01:28:54,355 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Mr. Gardner? 1813 01:28:55,899 --> 01:28:56,900 JOE: Yes? 1814 01:28:56,983 --> 01:28:58,193 Do you have a moment? 1815 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,864 I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you. 1816 01:29:03,281 --> 01:29:04,282 For what? 1817 01:29:04,449 --> 01:29:06,242 We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, 1818 01:29:06,326 --> 01:29:09,037 but it's not often we find ourselves inspired. 1819 01:29:09,495 --> 01:29:10,997 Huh. Really? 1820 01:29:11,164 --> 01:29:14,709 So, we all decided to give you another chance. 1821 01:29:18,171 --> 01:29:19,339 (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 1822 01:29:19,422 --> 01:29:22,342 Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on. 1823 01:29:23,051 --> 01:29:25,011 But what about Terry? 1824 01:29:25,178 --> 01:29:26,679 We worked it out with Terry. 1825 01:29:26,763 --> 01:29:28,389 (CLICKING) 1826 01:29:29,432 --> 01:29:30,600 Mm. That's weird. 1827 01:29:30,683 --> 01:29:31,809 Hey, Terry, what's that over there? 1828 01:29:31,893 --> 01:29:32,936 Look immediately. 1829 01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:34,020 What? What are you talking about? 1830 01:29:34,103 --> 01:29:36,064 -Oh, nothing. You were saying? -Hmm? 1831 01:29:36,231 --> 01:29:37,982 Were you even talking? I can't remember. 1832 01:29:38,149 --> 01:29:39,275 Never mind. 1833 01:29:40,860 --> 01:29:41,861 Well? 1834 01:29:48,368 --> 01:29:49,619 Thanks. 1835 01:29:49,702 --> 01:29:51,829 So what do you think you'll do? 1836 01:29:52,038 --> 01:29:53,581 How are you gonna spend your life? 1837 01:29:54,207 --> 01:29:55,792 I'm not sure. 1838 01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:00,588 JOE: But I do know... 1839 01:30:04,926 --> 01:30:07,720 I'm going to live every minute of it. 1840 01:30:07,804 --> 01:30:10,640 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1841 01:30:26,197 --> 01:30:28,616 (MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING) 1842 01:30:37,125 --> 01:30:38,960 (SONG PLAYING) 1843 01:38:55,373 --> 01:38:56,624 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 1844 01:38:56,708 --> 01:38:58,293 (RAPPING) ♪ Rappin Ced is the name 1845 01:38:58,376 --> 01:39:00,295 ♪ And you should get it right 1846 01:39:00,378 --> 01:39:04,007 ♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite 1847 01:39:04,090 --> 01:39:07,886 ♪ Joey G on the keys KP and Tommy with me 1848 01:39:07,969 --> 01:39:09,512 ♪ How much you wanna bet? 1849 01:39:09,596 --> 01:39:11,347 ♪ We can take the whole city 1850 01:39:11,431 --> 01:39:13,266 ♪ You see us stylin' from the island 1851 01:39:13,349 --> 01:39:14,893 ♪ All the way to BK 1852 01:39:14,976 --> 01:39:18,521 ♪ Boogie down made the sound But we took it away 1853 01:39:18,605 --> 01:39:22,275 ♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems If you know what I mean 1854 01:39:22,358 --> 01:39:26,154 ♪ Now everybody bow down to The Kings of Queens ♪ 1855 01:39:26,237 --> 01:39:27,572 (GRUNTING) 1856 01:40:26,089 --> 01:40:28,049 Hey! Movie's over. 1857 01:40:28,216 --> 01:40:29,592 Go home!