-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to
On tonight's show,
Wayne Brady.
The smell of money,
The smell of leather,
And, oh, what's that smell?
And I'm Aisha Tyler.
Let's make some stuff up!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, everybody, welcome!
Welcome to
The show where
and the points don't matter.
We've got a great show
so let's get started with a game
This is for all four
so come on down, guys!
Now, the way this game works
are going to act out
and Colin is their director.
He'll be giving them
on how to improve
and the scene that you guys are
is that
and his panicking skipper Gary
are in stormy seas
When they get into trouble,
you're the entire Coast Guard.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, for a second,
I thought I was going to be
Thank you.
-Did you feel good about that?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wayne, the Coast Guard,
Gentlemen, take it away.
-I'm not sure about this.
I mean, off to the right
is the great
but I don't know about
-Don't tell me I'm crazed!
[ Laughter ]
-The waves,
[ Laughter ]
-No, no.
-Oh.
-[ Imitates engine revving ]
[ Imitates engine sputtering ]
-It's the Coast Guard,
-We're here to save you!
Yes, we are. I think --
Shh, you don't talk anymore.
I heard you're out here
-I want to hear
-Oh, him? Hi, there!
[ Laughter ]
-Cut, cut!
Wow.
You know, a picture paints
-Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright, you know what?
It needs more interaction.
Do it like
Action!
-I say I don't care
or a great white shark,
we're gonna catch
We gonna catch something today.
[ Laughter and cheering ]
-Oops, getting choppy!
-Mm.
-Don't tell me about it.
-Oh!
-[ Imitating engine revving ]
-Hi. What we've learned today
-I want to hear it
[ Laughter ]
-[ Nasally voice ] What we've
-Oh, cut!
-Don't ever say cut on my set!!
Don't ever,
-I wasn't pulling it towards me.
-Alright, you know what?
Eureka!
Do it like a Bollywood movie!
[ Laughter and cheering ]
Bring in the bolly!
[ Bollywood music playing ]
♪♪
-Unscrew the light bulb.
Unscrew the light bulb.
[ Applause ]
-[ Rhythmically imitates
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Buzzer ]
Thank you, sweetheart.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Nice.
50 points to everybody,
except for Wayne
-Yeah, I was on a jet ski.
would go out to the middle
-It was a jet ski
-I'm not buying anything
-Oh, well, then...
-Good comeback.
[ Laughter ]
-Gentlemen, we move on now to
This is for Ryan and Colin,
[ Cheers and applause ]
Who is gonna do this?
Hi! Tell me your name.
-Sara.
-Sara, go on down to the stage.
Who else are we gonna
Who else is gonna go in?
I'm coming to you, yeah.
-I'm Eric.
-Eric, come on down
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, the way this works
are gonna perform a scene,
and Sara and Eric are gonna
but only when prompted.
Give them sounds when
Sara's going to do them
and, Eric, you're gonna
And the scene is that Ryan
using their time machine
through different eras.
Take it away!
-Uh, that convict broke
-I know. He's in the future now.
I saw it on the screen.
Turn it up a bit.
-[ Whining ]
-Oh, you've put
-Yes.
-Someone's gonna have to
while we're on this mission.
-Well, we better
-I suppose so.
-Well, let me get
I'm not just going out there
-[ Loading sound ]
-Shark gun!
-And never without my whip.
-[ Whip cracking sound ]
-All right.
-[ Whipping sound ]
-That's why
-Boom!
-You're bringing the boom!
-All right, I'm going
-2084, that seems a long way
-[ Engine sound ]
-Oh, I've got NASCAR on there.
[ Laughter ]
-All right, hold on.
-There.
-You have to wait for the doors
I'll open the doors.
-[ Squeaks ]
[ Creaking sound ]
-All right, get inside.
Hang on, this is going to be
-All right.
-[ Whoosh sound ]
[ Laughter ]
-All right,
[ Laughing, whooshing ]
-I hate that part of time
-We went past three beaches
-Yes. All right, let's go.
Oh, my God, cars
-[ Weak engine sound ]
-Not very well.
-And just one.
-Look, up in that building.
That's the guy
-Aah!
-Oh, he fell off.
[ Laughter ]
That was much easier.
-I know.
to the base
-All right.
[ Laughter ]
-Hello, base?
-Well, we're not
We're actually floating.
-We're ready for you.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm not here!
-I'm ready to come back,
-Only if Colin
-She knows you're here.
-Talk to her.
-We've been waiting for you.
-Maybe you should
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Everybody give it up
-There you go.
-Thanks, guys, thank you.
Thank you.
Do not go anywhere.
There's going to be more
in just a few minutes.
-Welcome back to
We're going to play a game now,
This is for Ryan,
So come on down, guys.
The way that this game works
are going to be
and Colin is going to be
as a reporter covering
He won't actually know
he's going to be standing
like your weatherman
But by the magic
Ryan, Gary,
will all see the news story
And the challenge
is guessing what the heck
So, here we go over to Ryan
-Oh, we have a special report
Colin Mochrie.
-Yes, I can.
-What's going on out there,
[ Laughter ]
-As you can see,
It's in its 15th hour now.
[ Laughter ]
-I think, Col--
Colin, does it
what's going on there?
a little nervous
I'd like to be
-Uh, well --
-Be careful! Duck! Duck!
-This is your third story
You're swamped!
-I am.
-Well, Colin, I don't want you
But at the studio here, we're a
-Don't worry,
I've yet to be hurt
-[ Laughs ] Whoa.
-Oh!
-Wow, do you see that?
-Yeah!
-No, you weren't expecting
You've been there so long,
But, Colin,
Oh, no, no!
how often you see this,
-Yeah.
-That's a bunch of bull
-Yeah, it sure is.
[ Chuckling ] Colin, oh, God.
Oh, no!
-Oh, what h-- What?!
-Well, Colin, hopefully --
-Oh, sorry, I seem to have
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh!
-Ohh.
-It is not majestic at all!
-Colin, do you want
-I assume it's big frogs
-Yes, wow.
That was fantastic.
Yes, nicely done.
-Ribbit.
-And it was like
[ Laughter ]
-Some frog-on-frog action there.
-It was like froggy Cinemax!
-They got to get as much in
-Ohh.
-Ba dum, pah!
Hey-o!
[ Applause ]
Thank you.
-And now we're going to play a
This is for all four
So, gentlemen, come on down.
Ryan and Colin are there.
Now, before the show,
to write down scenes
by our gentlemen performers.
the suggestions in this hat.
We're going to see
You feeling strong?
"Unlikely Questions on a Health
[ Laughter ]
-What is the capital of Wyoming?
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-So, does this just cover
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Laughs ]
-Would you eat green eggs
Would you?
-[ Laughs ]
"Things You Can Say
but Not About Your Partner."
[ Laughter ]
-Sheesh, can't even smoke
[ Tentative laughter ]
-Oh, what does that mean?
[ Laughter ]
See, you can't even make
[ Laughter ]
-So you telling me
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-The nuts are complementary.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-How about a round
Huh? Huh?
Yeah?
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
-Oh, I'm sorry,
[ Laughter ]
-"Ill-Advised Things to do
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, Coach.
-So where am I going to train?
-Where are you going to train?
-You're going to train
-Okay.
[ Imitating speed bag sound ]
-Come on!
Come on!
[ Grunting ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Grunting ]
-10 more!
[ Snap! ] Oop!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-None of those are going to
-"Funny Things To Do
-[ Laughs ]
-Really, you don't think any of
-You're doing pull-ups
-I think it's close.
-I don't know.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Pull!
[ Buzzer ]
-Ryan, I want you to do one.
-I think you have it in you.
[ Cheering ]
So rude.
-All right, "Coupons You'll
-One [bleep] from
[ Laughter ]
-All right, don't go anywhere.
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
-Welcome back to
We're going to
with a game called
This is a game for all four
with the help of Laura Hall
on piano and guitar.
The way this game works
are two television voice-over
talking about the latest
So what I need right now from
for a place you'd go
[ Indistinct shouting ]
-Oh! Okay, spa.
All right, guys, so the name of
"Songs of the Spa."
-Hi, we'll be back
who don't pay their exorcists
in just a second.
[ Applause ]
-But first, have we got
-Ooh! Ooh!
-Hey, Ryan, what's the matter?
-I am a little sore.
-I think you mean a Brazilian.
-Whatever.
[ Laughter ]
You know what I think of spas?
There's a lot of countries
-Do tell.
I took a little trip down
I tried to find
Nobody wants to be inside.
But when I think songs,
especially Jamaican dancehall
I think of that one
of the Jamaican dancehall charts
"You're Soaking In It."
[ Dancehall plays ]
-[ Vocalizing ]
♪♪
-♪ Put my hands inside ♪
♪ Put my hands inside ♪
♪ I put my hands inside ♪
-♪ You put your hands inside ♪
-♪ Every time we go
♪ Me soakin' it all up
♪ I don't want to lose or win ♪
♪ All me ever want to do
-♪ Put the 'pon the river ♪
♪ Put the hand back inside ♪
♪ Put your hand back inside ♪
♪ Put the hand back inside ♪
♪ We got the rocks,
♪ Put in the front
♪ Take out the foot,
♪ Put in the water
♪ Soak it in now,
-Ya!
-The water.
-♪ Don't ya feel
-Water!
-The water!
♪ Bubble, bubble ♪
♪ Bubblin', bubblin',
♪ Me bubblin', bubblin',
-♪ Me soaking in it ♪
-Lord have mercy, come put hand
-Hey, now.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-There's many great styles
-Oh, Metal R&B.
-Yeah, it gets crazy!
[ Laughter ]
-Boy, those acting classes
-You're going to love this
-Bluegrass rap?
-That seems impossible!
You just sit back
And let your toes tap
When you hear
"No Towels
[ R&B rhythm begins ]
-All right, come on, Jethro,
All right.
♪ You wanna own the question,
♪ You wanna wonder why
♪ I'll tell you right now,
♪ I had no tip 'cause
-♪ Because I tried to ask you
♪ But you're walkin' in so
♪ Oh, my goodness,
♪ Because you get no towel,
♪ No towel, no tip ♪
♪ No, no towel, no tip,
♪ No, n-no tip, no ♪
[ Record scratching ]
-♪ Come on, darling, go ahead,
♪ I ain't worried about it
♪ You're lookin' at me like
♪ Go ahead drippin' wet
-♪ Come on, you can just go
♪ You ain't gettin' no towel,
♪ Come on, look at you, man,
♪ You were so rude --
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Do not move!
There's more "Whose Line" coming
Stay where you are.
-Welcome back to
That's the end
Winner is the fantastic
And so I'd like you to read
as if you were
auditioning three actors
Thanks for watching, everybody.
-Dan Patterson, Mark Leveson!
And Dan Patterson, Jr.
-Did you get my résumé?
-Yes, I see you worked
-I did indeed.
I need showers!
-Would you like
-Wow!
-Wow, you're rubbing
in a way I've never seen before.
-You bet I am.
-And a bit of Jimmy Sprague
-All right, if you just put some
as you're lathering
[ Cheers and applause ]
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