1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,836 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:05,972 and welcome to 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,975 On tonight's show, 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,510 Wayne Brady. 5 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,713 The smell of money, 6 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,349 The smell of leather, 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:20,420 And, oh, what's that smell? 8 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,856 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 9 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,058 Let's make some stuff up! 10 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,495 [ Cheers and applause ] 11 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,998 Hey, everybody, welcome! 12 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,634 Welcome to 13 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:37,203 The show where 14 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,706 and the points don't matter. 15 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,307 We've got a great show 16 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:44,210 so let's get started with a game 17 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,745 This is for all four 18 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,381 so come on down, guys! 19 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:51,751 Now, the way this game works 20 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,153 are going to act out 21 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,954 and Colin is their director. 22 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,222 He'll be giving them 23 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,391 on how to improve 24 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:01,194 and the scene that you guys are 25 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,930 is that 26 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:06,099 and his panicking skipper Gary 27 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,502 are in stormy seas 28 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,172 When they get into trouble, 29 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,007 you're the entire Coast Guard. 30 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:15,141 [ Laughter ] 31 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:16,276 -Oh, for a second, 32 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,344 I thought I was going to be 33 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,712 Thank you. 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,815 -Did you feel good about that? 35 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,350 [ Cheers and applause ] 36 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,519 Wayne, the Coast Guard, 37 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,788 Gentlemen, take it away. 38 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:29,989 -I'm not sure about this. 39 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,157 I mean, off to the right 40 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,359 is the great 41 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,195 but I don't know about 42 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,831 -Don't tell me I'm crazed! 43 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,164 [ Laughter ] 44 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,502 -The waves, 45 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:43,870 [ Laughter ] 46 00:01:43,902 --> 00:01:45,338 -No, no. 47 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:48,308 -Oh. 48 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:52,378 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 49 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,489 [ Imitates engine sputtering ] 50 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,291 -It's the Coast Guard, 51 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,759 -We're here to save you! 52 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,496 Yes, we are. I think -- 53 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:12,699 Shh, you don't talk anymore. 54 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,501 I heard you're out here 55 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:15,835 -I want to hear 56 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:18,972 -Oh, him? Hi, there! 57 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:19,973 [ Laughter ] 58 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:21,674 -Cut, cut! 59 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,576 Wow. 60 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,512 You know, a picture paints 61 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,714 -Uh-huh. 62 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,016 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,851 -Alright, you know what? 64 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,353 It needs more interaction. 65 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,855 Do it like 66 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,558 Action! 67 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,226 -I say I don't care 68 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,394 or a great white shark, 69 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:43,163 we're gonna catch 70 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,698 We gonna catch something today. 71 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,902 [ Laughter and cheering ] 72 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:50,870 -Oops, getting choppy! 73 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,704 -Mm. 74 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,541 -Don't tell me about it. 75 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,543 -Oh! 76 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,746 -[ Imitating engine revving ] 77 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:04,017 -Hi. What we've learned today 78 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,885 -I want to hear it 79 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,353 [ Laughter ] 80 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,822 -[ Nasally voice ] What we've 81 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,658 -Oh, cut! 82 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,561 -Don't ever say cut on my set!! 83 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:17,597 Don't ever, 84 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:21,734 -I wasn't pulling it towards me. 85 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,370 -Alright, you know what? 86 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,840 Eureka! 87 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,176 Do it like a Bollywood movie! 88 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,311 [ Laughter and cheering ] 89 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,745 Bring in the bolly! 90 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,184 [ Bollywood music playing ] 91 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:42,488 ♪♪ 92 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,756 -Unscrew the light bulb. 93 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,192 Unscrew the light bulb. 94 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,461 [ Applause ] 95 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:51,464 -[ Rhythmically imitates 96 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:54,701 ♪♪ 97 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,704 [ Cheers and applause ] 98 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:02,442 ♪♪ 99 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,645 [ Buzzer ] 100 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,046 Thank you, sweetheart. 101 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,116 [ Cheers and applause ] 102 00:04:14,853 --> 00:04:16,822 -Nice. 103 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,024 50 points to everybody, 104 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:22,962 except for Wayne 105 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,831 -Yeah, I was on a jet ski. 106 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,933 would go out to the middle 107 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,168 -It was a jet ski 108 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,004 -I'm not buying anything 109 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,839 -Oh, well, then... 110 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,440 -Good comeback. 111 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,010 [ Laughter ] 112 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,812 -Gentlemen, we move on now to 113 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,715 This is for Ryan and Colin, 114 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,151 [ Cheers and applause ] 115 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:48,187 Who is gonna do this? 116 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,690 Hi! Tell me your name. 117 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:51,691 -Sara. 118 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,693 -Sara, go on down to the stage. 119 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,695 Who else are we gonna 120 00:04:55,728 --> 00:05:00,033 Who else is gonna go in? 121 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,135 I'm coming to you, yeah. 122 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,169 -I'm Eric. 123 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,038 -Eric, come on down 124 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:08,107 [ Cheers and applause ] 125 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,380 Alright, the way this works 126 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,782 are gonna perform a scene, 127 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,784 and Sara and Eric are gonna 128 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,652 but only when prompted. 129 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,487 Give them sounds when 130 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,323 Sara's going to do them 131 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,258 and, Eric, you're gonna 132 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:29,028 And the scene is that Ryan 133 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,497 using their time machine 134 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,232 through different eras. 135 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,433 Take it away! 136 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,671 -Uh, that convict broke 137 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,006 -I know. He's in the future now. 138 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,041 I saw it on the screen. 139 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,643 Turn it up a bit. 140 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,678 -[ Whining ] 141 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,814 -Oh, you've put 142 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,515 -Yes. 143 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,150 -Someone's gonna have to 144 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,318 while we're on this mission. 145 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,020 -Well, we better 146 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,055 -I suppose so. 147 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,590 -Well, let me get 148 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,726 I'm not just going out there 149 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:02,061 -[ Loading sound ] 150 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,263 -Shark gun! 151 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,532 -And never without my whip. 152 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,468 -[ Whip cracking sound ] 153 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,169 -All right. 154 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,504 -[ Whipping sound ] 155 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,507 -That's why 156 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,976 -Boom! 157 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:20,146 -You're bringing the boom! 158 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:24,016 -All right, I'm going 159 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,685 -2084, that seems a long way 160 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,520 -[ Engine sound ] 161 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,689 -Oh, I've got NASCAR on there. 162 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,524 [ Laughter ] 163 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,893 -All right, hold on. 164 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:35,895 -There. 165 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,931 -You have to wait for the doors 166 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,199 I'll open the doors. 167 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,534 -[ Squeaks ] 168 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,103 [ Creaking sound ] 169 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,872 -All right, get inside. 170 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,275 Hang on, this is going to be 171 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:50,810 -All right. 172 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,578 -[ Whoosh sound ] 173 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,181 [ Laughter ] 174 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:58,151 -All right, 175 00:06:58,183 --> 00:07:00,787 [ Laughing, whooshing ] 176 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,523 -I hate that part of time 177 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:06,025 -We went past three beaches 178 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,561 -Yes. All right, let's go. 179 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,663 Oh, my God, cars 180 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:12,698 -[ Weak engine sound ] 181 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,201 -Not very well. 182 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:17,737 -And just one. 183 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,938 -Look, up in that building. 184 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,206 That's the guy 185 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,541 -Aah! 186 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,810 -Oh, he fell off. 187 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:27,146 [ Laughter ] 188 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,548 That was much easier. 189 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,517 -I know. 190 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,085 to the base 191 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,188 -All right. 192 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,457 [ Laughter ] 193 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,060 -Hello, base? 194 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,528 -Well, we're not 195 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,865 We're actually floating. 196 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:48,835 -We're ready for you. 197 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,169 [ Laughter ] 198 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,238 -I'm not here! 199 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,607 -I'm ready to come back, 200 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,176 -Only if Colin 201 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,045 -She knows you're here. 202 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,647 -Talk to her. 203 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,716 -We've been waiting for you. 204 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,519 -Maybe you should 205 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,621 [ Buzzer ] 206 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,891 [ Cheers and applause ] 207 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,827 -Everybody give it up 208 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,162 -There you go. 209 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:20,600 -Thanks, guys, thank you. 210 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,702 Thank you. 211 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:24,270 Do not go anywhere. 212 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,738 There's going to be more 213 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:27,974 in just a few minutes. 214 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:35,615 -Welcome back to 215 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,317 We're going to play a game now, 216 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,019 This is for Ryan, 217 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,054 So come on down, guys. 218 00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:44,557 The way that this game works 219 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,325 are going to be 220 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,693 and Colin is going to be 221 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,996 as a reporter covering 222 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,998 He won't actually know 223 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,699 he's going to be standing 224 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,501 like your weatherman 225 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,802 But by the magic 226 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,771 Ryan, Gary, 227 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:01,374 will all see the news story 228 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,476 And the challenge 229 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,279 is guessing what the heck 230 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,782 So, here we go over to Ryan 231 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,784 -Oh, we have a special report 232 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,819 Colin Mochrie. 233 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,454 -Yes, I can. 234 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,056 -What's going on out there, 235 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,891 [ Laughter ] 236 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,960 -As you can see, 237 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:23,996 It's in its 15th hour now. 238 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:27,233 [ Laughter ] 239 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,834 -I think, Col-- 240 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:31,871 Colin, does it 241 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,573 what's going on there? 242 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,409 a little nervous 243 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,511 I'd like to be 244 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,580 -Uh, well -- 245 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,748 -Be careful! Duck! Duck! 246 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,984 -This is your third story 247 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,786 You're swamped! 248 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,020 -I am. 249 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,056 -Well, Colin, I don't want you 250 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:54,026 But at the studio here, we're a 251 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,761 -Don't worry, 252 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:59,498 I've yet to be hurt 253 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,267 -[ Laughs ] Whoa. 254 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,936 -Oh! 255 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,471 -Wow, do you see that? 256 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:08,708 -Yeah! 257 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,776 -Yeah! 258 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,545 -No, you weren't expecting 259 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,614 You've been there so long, 260 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:15,948 But, Colin, 261 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,551 Oh, no, no! 262 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,686 how often you see this, 263 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,188 -Yeah. 264 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,689 -That's a bunch of bull 265 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,225 -Yeah, it sure is. 266 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,461 [ Chuckling ] Colin, oh, God. 267 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,997 Oh, no! 268 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,033 -Oh, what h-- What?! 269 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:37,670 -Well, Colin, hopefully -- 270 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,705 -Oh, sorry, I seem to have 271 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,241 -Oh, yeah. 272 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,310 -Oh! 273 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,445 -Ohh. 274 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,315 -It is not majestic at all! 275 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,817 -Colin, do you want 276 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:55,888 -I assume it's big frogs 277 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:59,025 -Yes, wow. 278 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:01,761 That was fantastic. 279 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,763 Yes, nicely done. 280 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,531 -Ribbit. 281 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,434 -And it was like 282 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,669 [ Laughter ] 283 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,671 -Some frog-on-frog action there. 284 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,440 -It was like froggy Cinemax! 285 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:17,343 -They got to get as much in 286 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,145 -Ohh. 287 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,147 -Ba dum, pah! 288 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,016 Hey-o! 289 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,252 [ Applause ] 290 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,388 Thank you. 291 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,524 -And now we're going to play a 292 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,759 This is for all four 293 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,461 So, gentlemen, come on down. 294 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,097 Ryan and Colin are there. 295 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,866 Now, before the show, 296 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,802 to write down scenes 297 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,737 by our gentlemen performers. 298 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,439 the suggestions in this hat. 299 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,507 We're going to see 300 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:51,977 You feeling strong? 301 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:56,082 "Unlikely Questions on a Health 302 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,284 [ Laughter ] 303 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,286 -What is the capital of Wyoming? 304 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,422 [ Laughter ] 305 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,425 [ Buzzer ] 306 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,162 -So, does this just cover 307 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:13,299 [ Laughter ] 308 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,967 [ Buzzer ] 309 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,337 -[ Laughs ] 310 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:23,275 -Would you eat green eggs 311 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,010 Would you? 312 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,047 -[ Laughs ] 313 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,183 "Things You Can Say 314 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,652 but Not About Your Partner." 315 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,355 [ Laughter ] 316 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,325 -Sheesh, can't even smoke 317 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:40,726 [ Tentative laughter ] 318 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,228 -Oh, what does that mean? 319 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,996 [ Laughter ] 320 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,265 See, you can't even make 321 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,701 [ Laughter ] 322 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,003 -So you telling me 323 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,438 [ Buzzer ] 324 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,240 [ Laughter ] 325 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,779 -The nuts are complementary. 326 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:03,015 [ Laughter ] 327 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,684 [ Buzzer ] 328 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,554 -How about a round 329 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:12,057 Huh? Huh? 330 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,659 Yeah? 331 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,327 [ Buzzer ] 332 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,630 [ Applause ] 333 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,365 -Oh, I'm sorry, 334 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,934 [ Laughter ] 335 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,943 -"Ill-Advised Things to do 336 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,279 [ Laughter ] 337 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,082 -Hey, Coach. 338 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,819 -So where am I going to train? 339 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,821 -Where are you going to train? 340 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,522 -You're going to train 341 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,924 -Okay. 342 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,593 [ Imitating speed bag sound ] 343 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,663 -Come on! 344 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,798 Come on! 345 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,033 [ Grunting ] 346 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,068 [ Buzzer ] 347 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,775 [ Grunting ] 348 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,317 -10 more! 349 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,588 [ Snap! ] Oop! 350 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,123 [ Buzzer ] 351 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,159 [ Laughter ] 352 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:27,166 -None of those are going to 353 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,301 -"Funny Things To Do 354 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,637 -[ Laughs ] 355 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,505 -Really, you don't think any of 356 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,941 -You're doing pull-ups 357 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,010 -I think it's close. 358 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,279 -I don't know. 359 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,848 [ Cheers and applause ] 360 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,987 -Pull! 361 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,958 [ Buzzer ] 362 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,594 -Ryan, I want you to do one. 363 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,530 -I think you have it in you. 364 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,399 [ Cheering ] 365 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,604 So rude. 366 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,741 -All right, "Coupons You'll 367 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,579 -One [bleep] from 368 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,048 [ Laughter ] 369 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,717 -All right, don't go anywhere. 370 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,820 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 371 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,495 -Welcome back to 372 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,963 We're going to 373 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,932 with a game called 374 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,667 This is a game for all four 375 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,535 with the help of Laura Hall 376 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,370 on piano and guitar. 377 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,105 The way this game works 378 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,341 are two television voice-over 379 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,310 talking about the latest 380 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,046 So what I need right now from 381 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,715 for a place you'd go 382 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,183 [ Indistinct shouting ] 383 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,452 -Oh! Okay, spa. 384 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,823 All right, guys, so the name of 385 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,859 "Songs of the Spa." 386 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,329 -Hi, we'll be back 387 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,598 who don't pay their exorcists 388 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,367 in just a second. 389 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,735 [ Applause ] 390 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,270 -But first, have we got 391 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,471 -Ooh! Ooh! 392 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,239 -Hey, Ryan, what's the matter? 393 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,376 -I am a little sore. 394 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,478 -I think you mean a Brazilian. 395 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,946 -Whatever. 396 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,614 [ Laughter ] 397 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,116 You know what I think of spas? 398 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,485 There's a lot of countries 399 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,320 -Do tell. 400 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,556 I took a little trip down 401 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:31,991 I tried to find 402 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,226 Nobody wants to be inside. 403 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,362 But when I think songs, 404 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,831 especially Jamaican dancehall 405 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,265 I think of that one 406 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,702 of the Jamaican dancehall charts 407 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,270 "You're Soaking In It." 408 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,872 [ Dancehall plays ] 409 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,540 -[ Vocalizing ] 410 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:53,445 ♪♪ 411 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,314 -♪ Put my hands inside ♪ 412 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,082 ♪ Put my hands inside ♪ 413 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,118 ♪ I put my hands inside ♪ 414 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,253 -♪ You put your hands inside ♪ 415 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,288 -♪ Every time we go 416 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,124 ♪ Me soakin' it all up 417 00:17:05,156 --> 00:17:06,724 ♪ I don't want to lose or win ♪ 418 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,461 ♪ All me ever want to do 419 00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,396 -♪ Put the 'pon the river ♪ 420 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,432 ♪ Put the hand back inside ♪ 421 00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,334 ♪ Put your hand back inside ♪ 422 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,202 ♪ Put the hand back inside ♪ 423 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,171 ♪ We got the rocks, 424 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,205 ♪ Put in the front 425 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,142 ♪ Take out the foot, 426 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,943 ♪ Put in the water 427 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,146 ♪ Soak it in now, 428 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,114 ♪ Soak it in now, 429 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,250 ♪ Soak it in now, 430 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,118 ♪ Soak it in now, 431 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,653 -Ya! 432 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,788 -The water. 433 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,222 -♪ Don't ya feel 434 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,158 -Water! 435 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,260 -The water! 436 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,195 ♪ Bubble, bubble ♪ 437 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,997 ♪ Bubblin', bubblin', 438 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:49,001 ♪ Me bubblin', bubblin', 439 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,170 -♪ Me soaking in it ♪ 440 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,472 -♪ Me soaking in it ♪ 441 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,174 -Lord have mercy, come put hand 442 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,042 -Hey, now. 443 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,478 [ Cheers and applause ] 444 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,386 -There's many great styles 445 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,855 -Oh, Metal R&B. 446 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:13,058 -Yeah, it gets crazy! 447 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,527 [ Laughter ] 448 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,332 -Boy, those acting classes 449 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:26,004 -You're going to love this 450 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,706 -Bluegrass rap? 451 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,808 -That seems impossible! 452 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,510 You just sit back 453 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,712 And let your toes tap 454 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,548 When you hear 455 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,218 "No Towels 456 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,953 [ R&B rhythm begins ] 457 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:45,858 -All right, come on, Jethro, 458 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,493 All right. 459 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,295 ♪ You wanna own the question, 460 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,065 ♪ You wanna wonder why 461 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,868 ♪ I'll tell you right now, 462 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,370 ♪ I had no tip 'cause 463 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,306 -♪ Because I tried to ask you 464 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,543 ♪ But you're walkin' in so 465 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,912 ♪ Oh, my goodness, 466 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,948 ♪ Because you get no towel, 467 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,718 ♪ No towel, no tip ♪ 468 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:16,788 ♪ No, no towel, no tip, 469 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,991 ♪ No, n-no tip, no ♪ 470 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,493 [ Record scratching ] 471 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,962 -♪ Come on, darling, go ahead, 472 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,965 ♪ I ain't worried about it 473 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,968 ♪ You're lookin' at me like 474 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,838 ♪ Go ahead drippin' wet 475 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,440 -♪ Come on, you can just go 476 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,043 ♪ You ain't gettin' no towel, 477 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:41,079 ♪ Come on, look at you, man, 478 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,249 ♪ You were so rude -- 479 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,218 [ Buzzer ] 480 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:49,021 [ Cheers and applause ] 481 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,422 -Do not move! 482 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,025 There's more "Whose Line" coming 483 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,493 Stay where you are. 484 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,366 -Welcome back to 485 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,935 That's the end 486 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,571 Winner is the fantastic 487 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,005 And so I'd like you to read 488 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,473 as if you were 489 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,610 auditioning three actors 490 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,946 Thanks for watching, everybody. 491 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,349 -Dan Patterson, Mark Leveson! 492 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,552 And Dan Patterson, Jr. 493 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,753 -Did you get my résumé? 494 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,922 -Yes, I see you worked 495 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,258 -I did indeed. 496 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,094 I need showers! 497 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,729 -Would you like 498 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,164 -Wow! 499 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,799 -Wow, you're rubbing 500 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,100 in a way I've never seen before. 501 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,102 -You bet I am. 502 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,137 -And a bit of Jimmy Sprague 503 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,907 -All right, if you just put some 504 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,276 as you're lathering 505 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,346 [ Cheers and applause ] 506 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,881 -- Captions by VITAC --