-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to "Whose Line
On tonight's show,
Swings both ways,
Gets good wood on it,
And never got past
And I'm Aisha Tyler.
♪♪
Hey! Hey, everybody,
where everything is made up
Now, we've got a great show
so let's get started
"Forward Rewind."
It features
so, guys, come on down.
You are gonna be acting out
But at certain points
that's gonna instruct
[ Cheers and applause ]
The sound is gonna
to either rewind
so can we hear
-Forward! Rewind!
-Now, your scene is
you're two frat boys
for a crazy road trip.
And you drive off
and then you stop to pick up
A motorcycle cop played by Colin
Take it away.
-Whoo!
Yeah!
-I got the keg!
-I've got a picture of your mom.
-Whoo-hoo! Alright, man.
-Let's do our old handshake
-Bam, bam, bam, bam, pow, whoo!
-Pkew! Ka, ka, pow, pow.
-Forward!
-I drive.
-Ksh! Ksh! Ksh!
-[ Imitating engine running ]
-Hey, pull over.
-[ Imitates brakes screeching ]
-Hey.
-Que pasa?
-It's open.
Krrk!
-Rewind!
-Shoop!
Okay.
-Let me hop in the back.
-Hey.
-It's open.
Krrk!
-What do you guys do for fun?
-Me either.
-Rewind!
-[ Laughs ]
-I don't feel good.
-[ Laughs ]
-Rewind!
-I don't feel good about this.
-[ Laughs ]
-Me neither.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey,
-Rewind!
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
-Forward!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
-It's the cops.
-Okay.
-Rewind! Back to the top.
-Hide under the seat,
-It's the cops.
-Okay.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey,
-[ Laughs ]
-I don't feel good about this.
How's it going?
-Krrk!
-It's open.
-Que pasa?
-[ Imitates brakes screeching,
-I'm not!
-Yeah!
-Let's do the old handshake.
-Picture of your mom.
-Whoo!
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Laughs ]
Well, Ryan, you were
Really, it was --
-Oh, did you say creepy?
-Oh, I didn't hear that.
-And Colin, I think
should announce themselves.
-There were cutbacks.
I'm looking forward
to the sketch where Wayne
-The lying softly sketch
-Yes, the soft,
-You guys should get a room.
-[ Laughs ]
Next up is a game
which is for all four
so Ryan and Colin
Wayne and Jonathan
Now, before the show
to write down scenes
to see acted out
and I've got the suggestions
And I'm gonna read them out,
how many the performers
So here we go.
"Strange Things
-No, we're going this way.
-Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
-[ Whispering ] He's in
-[ Laughing ]
-In five miles, turn gay.
[ Buzzer ]
-Forward! Rewind!
-[ Laughing ]
[ Buzzer ]
-"Mishaps at the Space Station."
-[ Imitates fart ]
-[ Laughing ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Imitates gas hissing ]
-[ Laughs ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Tsh!
One small step for --
Oh [bleep]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Imitates gas hissing ]
-[ Groans ]
-[ Laughs ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Docking procedure.
-Begin docking procedure.
Docking denied. Docking denied.
[ Buzzer ]
-Don't go away,
with more
right after this!
-Welcome back
the show where
and the points don't matter.
And now we're gonna play
This is for Wayne and Jonathan,
accompanied by Laura Hall
In this game we are also
from the hit TV show
"The Real Housewives
please welcome Kyle Richards!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-How are you?
Hi!
-Okay, so Jonathan and Wayne,
you're gonna be making up
-Yes.
-And you'll be singing
♪♪
-Hey, girl.
-Yeah.
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
-Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
-♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Now, listen, baby ♪
♪ I seen you, you're my style ♪
♪ I like the way your name
♪ I'm talking about Kyle ♪
♪ Hollywood ♪
-♪ Yeah, listen, lady ♪
♪ I don't want to annoy ♪
-♪ But if you let me
♪ I'll be your pool boy ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ ♪ Because I know that when
♪ They can keep
♪ I want a housewife
♪ I keep it good in Hollywood ♪
-♪ Good in Hollywood ♪
-♪ Just like
♪ You keep it good
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
-[ Rapping ] ♪ Check it,
♪ I think you're looking fine ♪
-♪ Come over here
♪ That is right
♪ Look out, everybody,
-♪ That's right,
♪ Forget husband three, baby,
♪ When it comes to loving,
♪ I just sit up and I watch
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
-♪ Baby ♪
-♪ Because it's good,
-♪ Baby ♪
♪ I always wanted wanted
-Beverly.
-♪ Beverly ♪
-♪ Beverly, B-B-B-- ♪
-♪ So they loaded up the truck
-♪ Beverly ♪
-♪ So they loaded up the truck
-Yeah, girl.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you so much for that.
-Everybody give it up
♪♪
1,000 points to Colin and Ryan,
just because you didn't
-What do you mean by that?
-[ Laughs ]
Just a consolation.
[ Laughter ]
Now we play a game called
This is a game for Ryan and
We're also gonna need the help
from the audience,
What's your name?
-Mina.
-Yes.
Stand right here
Hi.
-Karen.
Karen and Mina!
Karen and Mina,
-Hello.
-Okay, so Karen and Mina,
wait here and I'll explain
So the way this works
are going to perform a scene,
and Karen and Mina, you guys are
And you wanna kind of see
and then respond
And Karen, you're gonna do
and Mina for Ryan, okay?
Hopefully I worked
-I'm Ryan.
-If not, work that out
So the scene
are two construction workers
When an alien invasion
our two heroes have to
using their old -- very old --
[ Laughs ]
Take it away.
-Knk-knk!
-Trying to get
-I was just wondering
-Rrrrr! Rrr! Rrr!
-Oh.
-Oh, it's a cat, I'm sorry.
No wonder there was no nails
-Yeah.
Hey, look!
-Whoo. Whoo.
-It's not really that big
Look at the size of it.
-Well, maybe they found a way
-Oh, wait.
-Oh, I think
-Oh, the little door's opening.
-Ree! Hello.
-It's alright.
-Be careful, it may be a trip --
They just had a trip.
I remember this
-There's only one way to handle
-Aaaah! Hey!
-Oh, now you've made them upset.
-Aaaah!
-They're shooting a laser!
-Bing, bing, bing, bing!
-Someone's at the door.
-Not now!
-What? There was a bing.
-No!
I'm gonna put this rock
-Where the hell
-From my old World War I
-Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Pchew! Kaaaw!
you gotta use
I'll set up the mortar.
It's a tube that fires
Stand back. I'm gonna
-Tchk!
-It's stuck in this shell.
-It's stuck in the...
-Oh, just press this.
-Boom!
-It didn't go very far.
Nothing we have has any power.
-What am I thinking?
I speak the dialects
-Good time to remember.
-Listen to this.
-Ma-ma see ma-ma sa
-Okay, hold on.
-Alright.
I've got other stuff.
-You know what? Maybe I'll try
-Alright.
-Wait, let me warn the rest
make sure they're safe.
-Ba ba ba da!
Hey, guess what!
Aah!
-Everyone loves Pee-wee Herman.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you, guys, thank you.
Everybody give it up
Don't go away.
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
-Welcome back to "Whose Line
the show where
and the points don't matter.
But that doesn't mean I'm not
-Ah ha ha.
-Now we play a game
This is a game
with the help of Laura Hall
You guys come on down.
Now, Ryan and Colin
talking about
and Wayne and Jonathan
singing snippets of the song.
So I need a suggestion
Could you give me the name
-Movie star!
Oh, yeah, movie star.
So the name of your album is
Take it away.
-We'll be right back
"The Dark Knight Rises,"
-I'm ready for my
-What are you doing?
-I was doing Cher.
You know, Colin...
-We're in the land of Hollywood,
they've kind of copied us.
-There's a little music style
-Oh.
Well, I was kind of wondering
but I don't even think they have
I've never been there,
I don't think they have hills.
-Yeah, they have no hills.
And they don't eat cows.
There's nothing at McDonald's
There's nothing there.
I don't even think
[ Laughter ]
-There's so many things
-I know. And you know what?
I think Bollywood songs
that's a tongue twister!
I think of one
-The tarp? I know!
-A lot
and it was on the tarp,
-Keep those letters coming in.
-That Bollywood-Hollywood
♪♪
-What was it?
-"Weed on the Bus"?
[ Indian accent ]
-♪ Weed on the bus ♪
-♪ Because now I go
♪ How are we gonna chill out? ♪
♪ What's a man to do?
♪ I was driving on the bus,
♪ When Snoop Doggy
♪ "Hey, puff this for me" ♪
-Weed on the bus!
-♪ Weed on the bus ♪
-♪ You see some weed on the bus,
♪ I think I saw some weed
♪ The Justin Bieber ♪
-♪ Weed on the bus ♪
-♪ All the weed on the bus
♪ The weed on the bus
♪ Weed on the bus
-[ Imitates siren blaring ]
No, we're cool, we're cool,
[ Cheers and applause ]
-There's so many great songs
-84.
-Yeah, I know you mentioned.
Some of them are...
Alright, but this one
-Why's that?
the incredible artist Jay-Z.
-Jay-Z.
-Or as well call him
Because, yeah...
You'd think he could buy a vowel
-He's not gonna change his name
Like, Snoops's like Snoop Lion
-Really?
-Yeah, I'm gonna take
-Oh.
I ain't Snoop "lyin'."
-But the best part of this
featured with him
-[ Gasps ]
-There's a name from the past!
-Oh, my God!
-It's exciting, isn't it?
-Anyway, sit back and listen
between these two great artists,
"They Spelt My Name Wrong
♪♪
-Uh! Uh!
It's your boy. Uh!
Spelt my name.
Oh! Check it out.
[ Rapping ] ♪ I went from Marcy,
♪ How can it be? ♪
♪ I have my name,
♪ But every time
♪ Open up the front page,
♪ You spelt my name wrong ♪
♪ The beginning of this song ♪
♪ Because I wanna sing
♪ You spelt my name wrong ♪
-♪ You spelt my name wrong ♪
-♪ Never gonna give you up,
♪ Never gonna give you up,
♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
-♪ Never, ever, ever ♪
-♪ It's really simple ♪
♪ There's a J and a Y,
♪ So why can't you decide
♪ Put it right there in print ♪
♪ Man, I'm so mad,
♪ You spelt my name wrong ♪
♪ You spelt my na-a-me wrong ♪
-♪ You spelt my na-a-me wrong ♪
♪ Spell my name, spell it ♪
♪ Spell it ♪
♪ There's a J-A-Y and a Z ♪
-That's it. In reverse.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughs ]
Don't go away.
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
-Welcome back to "Whose Line
That is the end of the show,
and tonight's winners
And as a reward I'd like you
Kyle Richards,
out as real housewives arguing
Thank you, and good night.
-If you're inviting
-No, Mark Leveson does does not
Everybody knows that.
I'm telling you right now,
-Oh, don't have him.
-Jed Leventhall
they cannot get along
I heard that Deena Katz and
-That's my brother-in-law.
-That's what Neil --
He is a horrible person.
-I'm telling you,
-Not in my house.
-No, Alison McGregor is known
-What are you doing?
-I'm just saying, Michael Ward
-Yeah.
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