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-Good evening everybody
and welcome

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to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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On tonight's show,
improv VIP Wayne Brady...

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"Whose Line" MVP Jeff Davis...

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comedy TNT Colin Mochrie...

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and OMG LMAO Ryan Stiles.

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I'm Aisha Tyler.
Let's have some fun.

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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Welcome to "Whose Line
Is It Anyway?,"

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the show where everything's made
up and the points don't matter.

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We've got a great show
for you tonight.

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So let's get started with a game
we call "Let's Make a Date."

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And this is for all of
our lovely gentleman

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performers here.
[ Cheers and applause ]

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Jeff, you are a contestant,

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and you are looking for love
on a TV dating show,

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and Wayne, Colin and Ryan

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are the hopeful lovelies
that you're choosing from.

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However, each of them
has been given

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a strange characteristic
or identity

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and you're going
to question them about

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their suitability
for the date

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and in the process you're going
to try to guess who they are.

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Okay, Jeff go make a date.

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-Hello boys. I cannot see you,
but I can smell you

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and from what I smell,
I like it.

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Bachelor number one,
if you were a cocktail,

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what would be in you?

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-[ Heavy Jamaican accent ]
Let me tell you something here.

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Nothing inside me but rum, girl,
99% proof, hey.

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But I tell you I can't go out
on a date with you,

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I stay in with this lazy self,
won't get off the couch.

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"Now listen [indistinct],
don't be so m--"

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Don't talk back to me woman!

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I'm talking about him hey.
"But please don't get in."

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"Mommy, daddy,
why are y'all yelling at me?

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I don't understand why."

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I'll tell ya be quiet,
Lord have mercy.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Bachelor number two,
it takes a many licks

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to get to the center
of the lollipop.

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How many licks does it take
to get to my center?

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[ Laughter ]

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And I don't mean that
in a disgusting way.

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-No.

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-I don't usually
tend to sooth...

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my, uh...

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my savage beast.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter ]

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I hate this part of the job.

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Snip!

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[ Laughter ]

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-Oh!

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[ Laughter ]

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I'd say 15 licks.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Bachelor number three, if I was
a song, what song would I be?

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-Oh I'm sorry were you
talking to me?

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-Yes, I was
bachelor number three.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-I'm sorry I --
I got a little distracted.

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It's just been...

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so long since I've seen you.

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You haven't changed a bit.

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Everything's --
Everything's the same about you.

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The way --

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A-Almost the same.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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I'm sorry,
were you talking to me?

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-No, go on.

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-I'm starting to
creep myself out.

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[ Laughter, buzzer sounding ]

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-Have you been able to figure
any of this out?

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-I quit.
[ Laughter ]

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Uh, Wayne, you are
a quarreling Jamaican family.

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-Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like that was fair.

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-He was close.

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-Colin, you are the world's most
disgusting internal surgeon.

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-No! No.

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-You're a throat surgeon.

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-What kind of throat surgeon
slices off the member

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of a living thing

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and then throws it
into a frying pan?

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-A bad one.

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[ Laughter ]

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-You're a butcher?

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-That's what my patients say.

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[ Laughter ]

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-You're so close, Jeff.

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-He's a -- He's a cow surgeon.
A bull surgeon.

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-I'll give you that one,
yes, cow surgeon.

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-And, Ryan, you are a woman
who hasn't seen your husband

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in many, many long years.
You're an estranged wife.

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-Yeeee...
-No. No.

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-You're a cow surgeon.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Yes, ladies and
gentlemen, very nice.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Laughs, sighs ]

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I fully concur with the
over enthusiastic audience here.

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You all get 1,000 points.

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[ Laughter and cheering ]

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Alright, gentlemen,
we are going to play a game

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now called "Sound Effects."

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And this is a game
for Ryan and Colin,

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and they're going to need
the help of two volunteers

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from the audience
who I'm going to find right now.

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Alright!

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Alright, hi, what's your name?

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-My name's Jenica.
-Jenica, hi, come with me.

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Who else? Who else? Who else?

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Oh, okay. How about you?
Tell me your name.

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-Hi, I'm Kayla.
-Kayla, come on down!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Go and have a seat.
-Hello.

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-Hi!
-Hello.

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-There's mics there.

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-Okay, now,
the way that this works

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is that Ryan and Colin
are going to perform a scene

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and Jenica and Kayla
are going to provide

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the sound effects,
but only when prompted.

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Alright, Jenica's going
to do them for Ryan

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and, Kayla, you're going to
do them for Colin.

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And your scene is that Ryan
is boy wizard, Harry Potter.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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And Colin is Hermione.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Yeah, now during
a Hogworts fireworks party,

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their owls warn them
that evil wizard Voldemort

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and his giant snake
have broken in.

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Colin and Ryan, have at thee.

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-Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink!
-Not like that, Harry,

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I've told you more wrist.
-[ Popping ]

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-Usually it works
better than that.

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-More wrist, Hermione.
-Whoo-cha!

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-Oh!
-Oh, my wand turned into a whip!

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-This is going to be
the biggest party at Hogworts.

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I'm so excited.
Finally we'll be accepted.

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-Shall we take
my broom or yours?

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-Yours is a two seater.

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-Alright. Hop on.
-Alright.

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-Here we go.
-[ Vocalizing ]

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-Turn off the radio!
-I'm sorry!

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-[ Whooshing ]

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-[ Hoots ]
-Oh, wait, my owl's coming.

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-[ Hooting ]
-Come here. What?

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-[ Hooting ]
-Really?

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-You speak owl?
-Yes, don't you?

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-No!
-You have to study harder.

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What was that you said?
-[ Hooting ]

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-With the snake?

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-Hoo!

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-Yeah, I know who.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Something's wrong
with the broom.

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-Blub-ba-lub-bub.
Ba-dup-bub-bub-bub.

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-It ran out of gas I guess.

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-We have to protect the school
from He Who Should Not Be Named.

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-But we're stuck here
in the forest.

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Shh, did you hear that?

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-Nope.

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-No, listen closely.

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-[ Hooting deeply ]

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-Oh, it's a tired owl.
[ Laughter ]

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-That means he's flown
from very far away!

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-He barely got that hoo out.

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-Look, his giant snake.
-[ Hisses ]

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-It's not that big.
It's not that big.

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[ Laughter ]

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Wow, we better
get the fireworks ready.

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-I totally forgot about that.
-I didn't.

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Let me load a tube,
I'll shoot one out.

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-Pew!

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-Oh!
-Oh, they're from the '70s.

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-Yes.

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I have the most powerful
fireworks known to man.

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-Oh, let me step back.

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-This should
scare Voldemort away

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and also just make everyone
go "ah" with the excitement.

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-Let me warn the towns people
with my speaker.

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-[ High-pitched ] No!

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-Good warning.

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-[ High-pitched ] Be careful!

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-I've got it set on gay.

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[ Laughter ]

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Okay, we're alright.
Go ahead.

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-I'll light it with a match.

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-Pssh!

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[ Hissing ]

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-More snakes!

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[ Laughter ]

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Come on. Light it.
-I lit it.

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Five, four, three, two, one!

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-Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

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-That was disappointing.
-They're still going.

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Alright, I'm going to have to

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bring out Big Teddy,
the biggest firework of all.

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-Not Big Teddy!
-Yes, stand back.

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I'll wheel it out.

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-Alright, while you do it
I'll do the traditional

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Hogworts song on my bag pipes.

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-Okay.

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Sing with that
beautiful voice of yours.

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-I'm blowing into a bag.

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-I'll sing.

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I'll sing the beautiful
Hogworts song while you play.

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-♪ Oh, here we go ♪
-[ Vocalizing ]

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-♪ Time for the fireworks ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Thanks so much to Jenica
and Kayla for the sound effects.

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You guys were awesome.

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Thank you, guys.
You guys were great. Thank you.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Join me after the break
for more hilarious games

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from the guys
on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" --

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the show
where everything is made up

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and the points don't matter.

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Now next up is a game called
"Newsflash."

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This one is for Ryan,
Jeff and Colin. Come on down.

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Wayne, relax.

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Ryan and Jeff are going to be
two news anchors in the studio

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and, Colin,
you're going to be in the field

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as a reporter covering
a breaking news story.

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Colin's not actually going to
know what the news story is

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because he is standing
in front of a blank screen,

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just like the weatherman
does on the real news.

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But by the magic
of television,

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Ryan, Jeff and everybody else
watching will see the news story

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projected onto the TV screen
behind him.

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And the challenge
that Colin faces is guessing

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what the news story is.

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Okay, so here we go, and over
to Ryan and Jeff in the studio.

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-Well, I don't
have to take a pill.

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I just find a little extra
doesn't hurt,

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you know what I'm saying?

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Oh, we are -- we are getting
a special news announcement

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from our man in the field,
Colin Mochrie.

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Colin, can you hear us?

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-I can barely here you over
what is happening behind me!

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-Colin, please, be frank
and go furter on this.

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-Well, it just seems
to have worked

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that everybody's worked
into a lather!

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I don't know how much longer

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this can be contained
in this area!

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[ Laughter ]

251
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,228
-Colin, Colin, has anybody
been hurt so far?

252
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,196
-Three people!

253
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,532
Two of them were me!

254
00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,933
-Colin, can you explain to us
what's going on

255
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,535
behind you right now?

256
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,371
[ Laughter ]

257
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,775
-I think it pretty much says
it all if you just look at it!

258
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,777
-Colin, please, you're
the only man out there.

259
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,113
Try and link these events
together if you could for us.

260
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,850
-All I know is I've
never been so afraid!

261
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,552
-I know your wife
is going to be petrified

262
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,820
seeing you
in this kind of condition.

263
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:31,357
You might have to wiener
off of this eventually.

264
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,092
-Yeah, probably.

265
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,294
-Colin,
turn around for a second,

266
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,096
show everybody
your buns would you.

267
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,101
-I've been working out, because
as you know I'm always out here

268
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,803
where it's incredibly dangerous.

269
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:47,139
I have to be able to move at any
particular point at any time!

270
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,443
-Oh, I'm surprised you can
mustard up the energy.

271
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,311
-Well, it's not something
I relish.

272
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:56,282
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

273
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:59,985
-Colin, can you -- can you guess
where you are right now?

274
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:04,223
-I'm in a hot dog factory.
-Yes, wow.

275
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,826
[ Cheers and applause ]

276
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,360
Yes.

277
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,664
[ Applause ]

278
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,735
Delicious. How about that?

279
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,236
I know I don't have
a hot dog pun

280
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,339
that isn't going to get me in
trouble with the censors, so...

281
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:23,809
Next up is a game called
"Scenes from a Hat."

282
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,078
[ Cheers and applause ]

283
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,582
This game is for all four of our
performers. Come on down here.

284
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,584
Now, before the show
we asked the audience

285
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,686
to write down scenes
they'd like to see acted out

286
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:37,990
by our performers, and I've got
the best ones in this hat.

287
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,126
I'm going to read them out
and we're going to see how many

288
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,027
the performers can act out.
You guys ready?

289
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,096
-Sure.
-What's going to happen?

290
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,131
-Let's do it.

291
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,833
-"How to blow
a job interview..."

292
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,904
[ Laughter ]

293
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,773
Wait a minute.

294
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:57,009
"...with one sentence."

295
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,080
-Really? Every day?

296
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,982
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

297
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,185
-[ Chuckles ]

298
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:09,555
-I know I haven't been
hired yet, but when's lunch?

299
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:13,292
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

300
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,328
-No, really. I went
to cow surgeon school.

301
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:20,299
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

302
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,001
-It's pronounced methadone.

303
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,870
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

304
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,308
You don't see them?
Because I see them.

305
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,678
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

306
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,416
-"Weird things to happen..."

307
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,652
[ Laughter ]
-Period?

308
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,854
-"...at a doctor's exam."

309
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,591
-Hi, just sit there,
thank you.

310
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:46,759
Alright-y.

311
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:53,265
[ Laughter ]

312
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,700
Boom!

313
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,368
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

314
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,471
-[ Laughs ]

315
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,375
-Is this your watch?

316
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,044
[ Laughter ]

317
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,278
[ Buzzer ]

318
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,849
-Tsh, stop crying.

319
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,586
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

320
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,590
-Mr. Ramsey, just turn
your head please.

321
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:21,427
[ Imitates horn honking ]

322
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,997
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

323
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,799
-No, really, it's on the house.

324
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,535
[ Laughter, buzzer ]

325
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,171
-Oh, "Bad things to say
through a megaphone."

326
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,874
[ Laughter ]

327
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:39,879
-There is an avalanche
warning right here!

328
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:43,148
[ Buzzer sounding ]

329
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,184
[ Cheers and applause ]

330
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,553
-Do not go away,
we'll be right back

331
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,189
with much more
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

332
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,223
right after this.

333
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:56,395
♪♪

334
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,565
-Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" --

335
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,300
the show
where everything is made up

336
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,801
and the points don't matter.

337
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,971
And now we're going to play
a game called "Greatest Hits,"

338
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,608
and this is a game
for all four of our performers

339
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,176
with the help of Laura Hall

340
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:15,614
and Linda Taylor
on piano and guitar.

341
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,651
Ryan and Colin are two TV
voiceover artists talking about

342
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,220
the latest compilation albums,
and Wayne and Jeff

343
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,455
are going to sing snippets
of the songs on that album.

344
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,258
Now, I need a suggestion
from the audience here.

345
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,794
So, could you give me something
that concerns you

346
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,496
when you're a teenager?

347
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,965
[ Audience
shouting suggestions ]

348
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,434
I feel like I'm hearing acne.

349
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,002
Acne seems to be coming up.

350
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:41,473
Alright, so the name of
your album is "Songs of Acne."

351
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,075
Take it away.

352
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:46,745
-We'll be right back to the CW
remake of "Grumpy Old Men

353
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,749
with Justin Timberlake
and a Fetus" in just a second.

354
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,585
-You know, Colin,
swing isn't just a music style,

355
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,188
it's also something the wife
and I do every October 3rd.

356
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,757
-Really?
-And you know,

357
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,493
when it comes
to great swing songs

358
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,796
there's only one that spells
the end of acne.

359
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:07,066
That great swing hit,
"I'm Clearing Up."

360
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:13,305
[ Swing music playing ]

361
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,375
-I feel good.
-I feel real good, you know why?

362
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,678
-Tell them. Hit them one time.
-I'll tell you why.

363
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,448
♪ Oh, I ♪

364
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,950
♪ Am clearing up ♪

365
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,620
♪ I'm going to drink
from life's golden cup ♪

366
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,888
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

367
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,757
-♪ I used to be cover
with so much acne ♪

368
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:35,561
♪ I looked like a braille book ♪

369
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:40,733
♪ Chicks would walk away from me
with a single look ♪

370
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,101
♪ Single look ♪

371
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,336
♪♪

372
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,872
-♪ Dig this, because I know
that you've seen ♪

373
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,441
♪ You've seen exactly how oily ♪

374
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,277
♪ And now I feel
so much better ♪

375
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,179
♪ Every chick, they adore me ♪

376
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:59,551
♪ They want to touch
this face ♪

377
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:04,023
♪ 'Cause I'm in luck,
because I'm clearing up ♪

378
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,959
-♪ Well, I'm clearing up ♪

379
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,628
♪ And I've got
to scream and shout ♪

380
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,663
-[ Vocalizing ]
-♪ 'Cause now that I'm clear ♪

381
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,334
♪ And I'm taking my baby
and we are stepping out ♪

382
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,536
-♪ Nobody's pointing
and jeering ♪

383
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,773
♪ There are no villagers
with torches anymore ♪

384
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,175
♪ Now I can knock
and be accepted ♪

385
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,178
♪ And I walk right up
in someone's store because ♪

386
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,081
[ Scatting ]
-♪ Because I'm clearing ♪

387
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,383
♪ Clearing up ♪

388
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:35,320
-♪ Clearing up ♪

389
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,523
[ Cheers and applause ]

390
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,025
-Oil free, baby. Oil free.

391
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,895
[ Cheering, buzzer ]

392
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,130
-You know, we have many
different kinds of styles.

393
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,766
Some styles actually
kind of meld into a new style.

394
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,502
-Really?
-No.

395
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:54,073
Yes, really, there's a new style
we like to call bluegrass rap.

396
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,541
-Bluegrass rap?
-Yes.

397
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,009
-Bluegrass rap?

398
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,445
-Bluegrass rap, bluegrass rap.
-Bluegrass rap, bluegrass rap.

399
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,779
-We sounded like Kanye West.

400
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,516
-No, we didn't.
I kind of wish we did.

401
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:09,154
But maybe you'll be singing out
of your bluegrass rap...

402
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,623
[ Laughter ]

403
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,659
...when you hear
this great song,

404
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,895
"I'm Putting Cream On It,
I Don't Care Who Sees."

405
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:21,667
[ Upbeat music playing ]

406
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:25,237
-Yo.

407
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,674
♪ Yo, in the bathroom
all alone ♪

408
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,776
♪ I see my reflection,
and then I start to moan ♪

409
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,212
♪ Because I've got a zit
from here to here ♪

410
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,681
♪ I've got one up my nostril
that comes out of my ear ♪

411
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,550
♪ It's so long, it's so long ♪

412
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,385
♪ That's why I'm singing
the bluegrassy

413
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,754
kind of rap-flavored song ♪

414
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,256
♪ I'm going to put
some cream on it ♪

415
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,826
♪ I don't care, I don't care,
I don't care who sees ♪

416
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,262
-♪ I'm going to put
some cream on it ♪

417
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,664
♪ I'm going to slather it on it
I do admit ♪

418
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,834
♪ I'm going to put some cream,
creamy, creamy ♪

419
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,004
♪ Slather in chocolate
dreamy, dreamy ♪

420
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,573
♪ All because it makes me
want to shout ♪

421
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,009
♪ And I'm going to put some
cream on to stop the break out ♪

422
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:09,615
♪ I'm going to put some cream on
it and I don't care who sees ♪

423
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,685
-♪ Well, you put the cream on it
and what you going to do ♪

424
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,754
-♪ What you going to -- ev-ev --
what you going to do? ♪

425
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,123
-♪ Put the cream on it
and get some little milk ♪

426
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,293
♪ From a cow
that goes moo, moo ♪

427
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,829
-♪ Because it don't matter ♪

428
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,430
♪ Because you got to
put the cream on it ♪

429
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,732
♪ It really goes off ♪

430
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,500
♪ And I'm going to
put some cream on it ♪

431
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,537
-♪ And I don't care who sees ♪

432
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,406
-♪ I don't care who sees ♪

433
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:38,744
♪ I don't care who sees ♪

434
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,981
[ Cheers and applause,
buzzer sounding ]

435
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,818
-See you after this short break

436
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,021
when I reveal who the winner
of tonight's show is

437
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,023
on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

438
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,664
Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" --

439
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,200
where the winners of tonights
show are Ryan Styles

440
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,135
and Jeff Davis.
-Oh!

441
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,536
-It's a shock to me too.

442
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,738
And as a reward, I want you guys
to read the credits out

443
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:10,809
in the style of increasingly
bitchy morning show presenters.

444
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,544
Thank you and goodnight.

445
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,448
-Well, good morning.
Mark Leveson's up.

446
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,483
-Already? Dan Patterson.

447
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,419
You know Dan Patterson's
problem?

448
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,554
-No, I don't.
-No, he just, nothing but this.

449
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,089
-I would check the traffic,
but I don't care

450
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,490
about the traffic
because I'm already here.

451
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,625
-Geraldine Dowd, Geraldine Dowd.

452
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:27,960
-Don't even mention
that name to me.

453
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,128
-I won't even talk to her.
-She is dead to me.

454
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,265
-Colin Mochrie.
-I don't want to hear about it.

455
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,700
-Forget it.
-[Indistinct] is not

456
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,968
even helping
on this show anymore.

457
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,303
-Mark Baker, more like Mark --
-I quit.

458
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,706
I'm walking off this job.
I quit.

459
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,474
What?
-What did you say to me?

460
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,475
-I said I quit.

461
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,245
[ Cheers and applause ]