1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:02,870 -Good evening everybody, 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:05,906 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:09,977 On tonight's show, living legend -- Wayne Brady; 4 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:12,813 living the dream -- Jonathan Mangum; 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,849 livin' la Vida Loca -- Colin Mochrie; 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,685 and living in his car -- Ryan Stiles! 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,256 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,291 Let's make some stuff up. 9 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,196 Whoo! 10 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,231 [ Cheers and applause ] 11 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:33,166 Hey, everybody! Welcome! 12 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:36,303 Welcome to the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:38,338 and the points do not matter. 14 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:39,907 Now, we've got a great show for you tonight, 15 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,809 so let's get started with a game called "Let's Make a Date," 16 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,077 and this is for all of our performers, 17 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,479 so guys come on down. 18 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,114 Now... 19 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:50,050 Jonathan is going to be appearing 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,652 on a dating type show, 21 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,554 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are the contestants 22 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,056 that are hoping to be picked by Jonathan, 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,225 but they're not the kind of people that you would expect 24 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,428 or ever want to take on a date. Each of them has been given 25 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,163 a strange characteristic or identity, 26 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:04,431 and Jonathan's gonna question them 27 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:05,933 about their suitability for a date 28 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,001 and, in the process, try to figure out who they are. 29 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,803 So, if you're all ready, 30 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,239 Jonathan, go make a date. 31 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,107 -Hello, bachelors. 32 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:17,177 I am finally out of prison and ready to date again. 33 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,947 So, bachelor number one, 34 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,949 if you were gonna take me to a place to show me 35 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:25,419 all I've missed in my last 10 years of incarceration, 36 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,454 where would it be? 37 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,323 -Let me just get all strapped in here. 38 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,191 [ Imitating clicking ] 39 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,061 [ Imitating motor ] 40 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,896 If you've been inside for 10 years, 41 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,264 I'm a gonna little [indistinct stammering] 42 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,733 throw you a little mixer. I'mma go ahead and get Agnes. 43 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,935 I'mma get Miss Lorraine, I'mma get Delta, 44 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,770 I'mma get Lashawn, I'mma get Letrain, 45 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,672 I'mma get Tay-Tay. He got the potato chips. 46 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,674 I'mma go ahead and get Reginald. Reginald -- 47 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,776 Oh, no, Reginald dead. He died about five years ago. 48 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,412 He don't wanna come anyway. But I got...[snores] 49 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:56,083 [ Imitates motor humming ] 50 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,720 [ Imitates impacting and humming ] 51 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,658 Oh! [ Stammering ] 52 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,793 H-Hey. 53 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:10,063 -Sounds like fun. 54 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,498 Bachelor number two, 55 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:14,001 I have a tattoo on my butt that says 56 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:17,537 "Shake well before each use." 57 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,374 If you could get a tattoo to prove how much you love me, 58 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:23,176 what would it say? 59 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,845 -[ With brogue ] It's interesting you have a tattoo 60 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,747 on your butt. 61 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:34,588 [ Cheers and applause ] 62 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,857 But I'll tell ya something. 63 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,726 Ohhh, I... 64 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,229 Oh, I see dark days ahead. 65 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:48,602 [ Laughter ] 66 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,871 No, it doesn't look good at all. 67 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,240 No, no, no! 68 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,810 -Okay, thank you bachelor number two. 69 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,578 Bachelor number three. -Yes. 70 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,514 -If you were to make a meal for me, 71 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,315 that I wouldn't get sick, what would it be? 72 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,317 -Hmm. Well... 73 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:08,855 [ Laughter ] 74 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,859 Hoh! I felt one. 75 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,761 I'm with you, Lord! 76 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,264 I'm with you! 77 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,166 Is there another one that looks like -- 78 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:24,838 [ Laughter ] 79 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,507 Forgive him, Lord, for he knows not what he does! 80 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,445 I'll try to find another that looks like you. 81 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,512 Good luck. 82 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,783 -Bachelor number one, 83 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,619 what are your three favorite things in order? 84 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,922 -Well, I'mma go ahead and get everybody 85 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,023 and bring them along. 86 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:47,027 [ Imitating motor ] 87 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,195 [ Whooshes quietly ] 88 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:51,631 [ Imitates impact and motor ] 89 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,938 Get on, get on. 90 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,874 Get on board, boy. Get on board. 91 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:05,912 [ Imitates motor ] 92 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,551 [ Chunking ] 93 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:15,122 [ Cheering and laughter ] 94 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,790 [ Motor humming slows ] 95 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:21,862 [ Laughter ] 96 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,597 Oh, Lord, I dropped my stool. 97 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,736 [ Laughter ] 98 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,138 -Bachelor number two -- 99 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:34,441 I love poems and poemstry. 100 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,977 If you could write a -- the hell is he going? 101 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,150 -[ Laughs ] 102 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:51,558 [ Applause ] 103 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,060 -I could've told ya that was gonna happen. 104 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:01,201 -Bachelor number two -- I love poems and poetry. 105 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,069 -Och, aye. -Write a poem for me, 106 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,404 to prove how much you love me. 107 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,540 -Right. Eh... 108 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,676 Time goes straight. It doesn't bend. 109 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,212 Oh, I see an unfortunate end. 110 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,481 [ Laughter ] 111 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:21,087 [ Cheers and applause ] 112 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,924 -And finally, bachelor number three. 113 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,625 -Yes! -If you were gonna be a man, 114 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,161 what's the manliest man thing you've ever manned? 115 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,531 [ Laughter ] 116 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,467 [ Applause ] 117 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,437 -Why didn't I check for leaks? Two more days, Lord. 118 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,072 Two more days! 119 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,810 [ Buzzer ] -Alright. [ Laughs ] 120 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:47,681 [ Cheers and applause ] 121 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:52,052 Jonathan, do you have any idea 122 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,887 who these people are? 123 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:57,824 -Okay. I think Wayne is a very old man 124 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:01,228 in a little Rascal. One of those little -- 125 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,163 -You have most of it right... -Except -- 126 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,131 -Except the business part! 127 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,567 -The business part? -The business part. 128 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,169 [ Laughter ] 129 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,638 -Oh, yes. Okay. 130 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,407 I got it. Alright. 131 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:17,978 An old man with deformed nipples. 132 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:21,181 -Yes, yes, close enough my friend, close enough. 133 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:24,184 -Colin is a Scottish 134 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,187 proctologist fortune teller. 135 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,388 -I think that's fine. 136 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,125 Yeah, I'll give you that one, absolutely, yeah. 137 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,395 -And Ryan is Noah! -Yes! 138 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,665 [ Buzzer ] Very nice! 139 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:43,503 Very nice. Very nice. 140 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,976 Ryan, you get 500,000 points, for holding that water 141 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,745 in your mouth, apparently, since this afternoon. 142 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,714 -Oh, no. That wasn't water. 143 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:57,784 [ Laughter ] 144 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,786 -Don't go away. We'll be right back 145 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,988 with more "Whose Line Is it Anyway?" 146 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,357 right after the ads! 147 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,765 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 148 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,368 the show were everything is made up and the points don't matter. 149 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,538 And now we're gonna play a game called "Radio Show." 150 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:19,906 This is for all of our performers, 151 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,842 starting with Wayne and Jonathan acting as radio deejays 152 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:26,413 and Ryan and Colin as everyone else featured on their show. 153 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,448 So, we need a suggestion from the audience 154 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,950 for a subject for their show to be about. 155 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,752 So guys, give me a type of animal. 156 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,455 [ Shouting suggestions ] 157 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:40,694 Okay, I have a very aggressive suggestion -- 158 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,429 sloth, the sloth. 159 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,397 [ Cheers and applause ] 160 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:48,201 So, this is a radio show all about the sloth. 161 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,669 Take it away. 162 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:50,804 -Good morning, drivers! 163 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,641 You're listening to K-Sloth 107.12! 164 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,544 -[ British accent ] 'Ello, lovelies, it's me, Slowy. 165 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:01,481 -And I'm Niftycrotch. -Right! 166 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,949 -It's about 8:00 in the morning. -That's right. 167 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,452 -But according to sloth time, it's 6:57. 168 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,887 [ Laughs ] -And we all know sloths 169 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,156 have that special skill of... 170 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:16,229 [slowly together] dressing themselves. 171 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,430 -Right. 172 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,165 Absolutely. 173 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,568 And speaking of always dressed, let's go to traffic-copter 174 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,571 right now with Nifty and No-Hands Jimmy. 175 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,272 -[ Imitating propellers ] -Well, good morning, 176 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,541 it's Nifty up here and, oh boy, 177 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,478 checking on the weather up here, we are flying about, 178 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,146 oh, 10 miles west of Santa Monica. 179 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,949 It looks like we got some flooding down below us. 180 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,551 A lot of rain hit. Oh, I'm sorry that's the ocean. 181 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,820 Nifty, you've taken over the ocean. 182 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,322 Let's fly back to land, there's no weather out here. 183 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,591 -We have fuel for five minutes! 184 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:47,160 We're in trouble! 185 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,029 -How are your nipples? -Red! 186 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,164 -Alright. -Click. 187 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:54,267 Oh, the day always starts off lovely 188 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,369 when I hear he has five minutes of fuel. 189 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,804 Gets me going. 190 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,939 -[ Imitating telephone dining ] 191 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,609 -Oh, it's a call on line eight. 'Ello. 192 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,678 -Good morning, hi, it's Suzanne from Brentwood. 193 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,914 -Are you a first-time listener, second-time caller? 194 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,649 -Right. Hi, how are you? I'm not familiar 195 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,484 with slots in the animal kingdom, 196 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,486 and I just wonder, what's the difference between a sl-- 197 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,322 -Click. -[ Imitates telephone ] 198 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,590 -She's calling back. -Click. 199 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,325 -Don't ever do that again. 200 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,929 [ Laughter ] 201 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:26,566 What is the difference between a sloth and a chandelier? 202 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:37,444 -[ Slowly together ] A slot isn't up there. 203 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,746 -Hope that answers your question, love. 204 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,915 -[ Imitates telephone ] -Oh, on the '80s phone, 205 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,383 someone's calling. -Click. 206 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,152 Hello, '80s phone. -Yeah, this is a sloth. 207 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,455 -Oh! It's our special guest. 208 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,156 It's Larry the Sloth. 209 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,424 Larry, how are you? 210 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,060 -Yeah, stop spreading the stereotype 211 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,229 that we color coordinate our clothes. 212 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,397 Some of us are colorblind 213 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,500 and don't know what the hell we're wearing! 214 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,569 -Hold on -- -Three toes, three toes, 215 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,237 three -- -Shut up! Shut up! 216 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,407 -But it's all like our old station manager used to say -- 217 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:13,880 Don't show that to people. 218 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,383 -Never. Never show it to people. -Never show it to people. 219 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:21,721 [ Buzzer ] 220 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:27,927 [ Cheers and applause ] 221 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,364 -[ Laughing ] 222 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:35,001 I have no idea what just happened. 223 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,169 -That. -That was real. 224 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,604 -Yeah, okay so, you know... -[ Coughing ] 225 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,672 -...50 points to Jonathan for not dying just now. 226 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:42,308 How about that? That was great, 227 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,676 and I think we've all learned something tonight, 228 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,777 which is don't show it to people. 229 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,146 -Don't ever. 230 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,415 -Next up is a game called "Scenes From A Hat" 231 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,384 which is for all four of our performers, 232 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,319 so Ryan and Colin you are over there. 233 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,989 Wayne and Jonathan, you are over here. 234 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,191 Now, before the show, 235 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,527 we asked our audience to write down scenes 236 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,695 that they would like to see acted out by our performers, 237 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,597 and I've got the suggestions in this hat. 238 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,599 And I'm gonna read to them out, and we're gonna see how many 239 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,034 the performers can act out. 240 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,203 Alright guys? So, here we go. 241 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,505 "Deleted Scenes... 242 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,240 From '90210.'" 243 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,678 -Just gotta study. 244 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,715 [ Laughter ] 245 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:23,917 [ Buzzer ] 246 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,124 -Son, I'm so disappointed in you. 247 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,493 I can't show it because my Botox has rendered me 248 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,528 completely immobile. 249 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,163 Such a bad, bad boy. 250 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,364 [ Buzzer ] 251 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,569 -Okay, then, it's decided. 252 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,371 For the next year, we're all gonna be celibate. 253 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,573 [ Buzzer ] 254 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:53,913 -Oh, my God, I'm in 90211! 255 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,114 [ Buzzer ] 256 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,587 -Hi, guys. I'm a mature student. 257 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,589 -[ Laughs ] [ Buzzer ] 258 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:07,860 [ Applause ] 259 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,196 -Hey, I'm the other black guy. 260 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,931 [ Laughter and applause ] 261 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,132 [ Buzzer ] 262 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,270 -You took mine. 263 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,938 -[ Laughs ] 264 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,510 -Hey! I'm the 9021-ho. 265 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,614 [ Buzzer ] 266 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,953 "-World's Worst Person to Share an Apartment With." 267 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,790 -Good morning. Oh! 268 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,726 [ Laughing ] 269 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:40,994 [ Buzzer ] 270 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,763 [ Laughter ] 271 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,400 [ Cheers and applause ] 272 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,336 Wait, I thought you said the worst. 273 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,872 [ Laughter ] 274 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,882 [ Laughter ] 275 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,319 -You don't mind if I turn the news off, do you? 276 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,789 Nothing to see there. 277 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,724 Ow! Ah! [ Laughter ] 278 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,127 [ Buzzer ] 279 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,031 [ Cheers and applause ] 280 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:23,636 -"Songs That Celebrate Divorce." 281 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,804 -♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ 282 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,205 Not gettin' it. 283 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,507 [ Buzzer ] 284 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,610 [ Buzzer sounding ] 285 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,279 Don't go away. We'll be right back 286 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,314 with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 287 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,916 right after this! 288 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,991 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 289 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,826 the show where everything made up, 290 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,529 and the points do not matter. 291 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,264 Now we're gonna play a game called "Greatest Hits." 292 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,932 This is a game for all four of our performers 293 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,268 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 294 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,603 So, guys, come on down. 295 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,040 Now, Ryan and Colin are two TV voice-over artists. 296 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,476 They're talking about the latest compilation album. 297 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,412 And Wayne and Jonathan are gonna sing snippets of the song. 298 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,247 So, what I need from the audience 299 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:11,317 is the name of a glamorous job. 300 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,554 [ Shouting suggestions ] 301 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,490 You guys all smoked pot before you came here, didn't you?! 302 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,325 All of you! 303 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,860 What was that, dear? -Movie star! 304 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,295 -Movie star, great. 305 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,198 So, the name of your album -- 306 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,034 "Songs of the Movie Star." 307 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,136 -We'll be back to our documentary on a woman 308 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,804 who fell in love with baked goods 309 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,272 in "Wife of Pie" 310 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,874 in just a second. 311 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:41,447 [ Laughter and applause ] 312 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,783 Clear! What, are you alright? Ryan! 313 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,419 -178, 179, 180, 181, and 182. 314 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,387 [ Exhales sharply ] See how many times I blinked? 315 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,655 -Oh. 316 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:53,493 -I blinked 182 times. 317 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,562 -Wow. Weird. 318 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,498 -And when I think Blink 182, 319 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,000 I think songs about the Hollywood stars. 320 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,769 [ Laughter ] 321 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,670 -Gosh. -I think that Blink 182 322 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:08,040 Hollywood star song, "Red Carpet Treatment." 323 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,444 [ Rock music plays ] 324 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:18,417 ♪♪ 325 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,886 -♪ I want ♪ 326 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,521 ♪ To walk ♪ 327 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,688 ♪ Down the ♪ 328 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,223 ♪ Red carpet ♪ [ Audience cheering ] 329 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,792 ♪ All I really need ♪ 330 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,493 ♪ Is someone ♪ 331 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,262 ♪ To interview me ♪ 332 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,063 ♪ On the carpet ♪ 333 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,965 ♪ I hope that they know my name ♪ 334 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,201 ♪ And I'm not embarrassed ♪ 335 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,170 -♪ Not embarrassed ♪ 336 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,404 ♪ I want ♪ 337 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,939 ♪ To walk down ♪ 338 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,340 ♪ The red carpet ♪ 339 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,309 ♪ And make it through the town ♪ 340 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,977 ♪ I want ♪ -♪ I want ♪ 341 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,379 ♪ Free stuff ♪ 342 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,816 ♪ That we could have afforded anyway ♪ 343 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:53,019 -♪ I want free stuff ♪ 344 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:56,622 ♪ That we couldn't afforded anyway ♪ 345 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,024 ♪ Give me ♪ 346 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:01,227 ♪ Red carpet ♪ 347 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,562 ♪ Treatment ♪ 348 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:07,366 [ Cheering ] 349 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,803 ♪ Red carpet treatment ♪ 350 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,873 [ Cheers and applause ] 351 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,508 -Ohh... 352 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,410 -[ Chuckling ] -[ Laughing ] 353 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,744 -That's wonderful. 354 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,513 -I was thinking of an entirely different band. 355 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,949 -I know. 356 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,752 -You know Colin, there's a little music style called ska. 357 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:30,890 I believe it's short for Scandinavian music. 358 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,792 -You may not be right on that. -I'm not. 359 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,262 Well, whatever it is, it's a delightful musical style. 360 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,965 And when I think of ska songs about movie stars, 361 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,434 and there's so many of them, 362 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,869 I think of that ska favorite 363 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,204 that was at the top of the Scandinavian charts 364 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,939 for over four weeks straight. 365 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,275 That ska Hollywood movie star hit -- 366 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,743 "No Pictures, Please." 367 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:58,284 [ Ska music plays ] 368 00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,852 -♪ No, no ♪ -♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪ 369 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,153 -♪ No, no ♪ -♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪ 370 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,488 -♪ No, no ♪ -♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪ 371 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,557 -♪ No, no ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 372 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,393 -♪ I've worked very hard for my anonymity ♪ 373 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,962 ♪ Even though you see me on all your film and TV ♪ 374 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,832 ♪ Because I don't want you to see me, see me, "Us Weekly" ♪ 375 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,867 ♪ No, no, no, no, so no pictures please ♪ 376 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,302 -♪ No pictures ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no pictures ♪ 377 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,970 -♪ No, no, no, pictures ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 378 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,605 ♪ "Extra," no, no pictures ♪ -♪ No, no, no, see me, see me ♪ 379 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,840 ♪ No pictures, no pictures ♪ -♪ I'm having a baby, baby ♪ 380 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,208 -♪ Oh, I'm walking down the carpet ♪ 381 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,342 ♪ There's lots of things I grab ♪ 382 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,510 -♪ No pictures ♪ -♪ In one month ♪ 383 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,045 ♪ I will probably be in the rehab ♪ 384 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,346 -♪ I'm taking a picture ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 385 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,748 -♪ No pictures ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 386 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,283 -♪ No, no, no picture ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 387 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,684 -♪ No, no, no picture ♪ -♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 388 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,987 -♪ We see you run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run ♪ 389 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,689 ♪ Take a picture, take no, no ♪ 390 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,892 ♪ No pictures, please ♪ 391 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,061 -No! No! 392 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:46,032 [ Cheers and applause ] 393 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:50,469 -It's so funny -- They pretend they don't, but they really do. 394 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,505 The exact opposite of my wife. -Yes. 395 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,473 [ Laughter ] 396 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,841 -And yours. -Yeah. 397 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,877 [ Laughter ] 398 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,279 -So, you've told me. 399 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,747 -Yeah. -I'm assuming. 400 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,184 -Well, it seems this album has songs from all over the world. 401 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,486 Our next group is actually an English group. 402 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,988 -[ Bad British accent ] Cor blimey. 403 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,190 [ Laughter ] 404 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,092 -Close enough. 405 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,328 I'm talking, of course, of Mumford & Sons. 406 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,263 [ Cheers and applause ] 407 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,199 -Oh, I love that! They worked in the junkyard, 408 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,867 and he was always so crotchety. 409 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,202 -"Sandford and Son." -Oh. 410 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,804 -Nice reference 411 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,573 from last century. 412 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:31,344 Anyway, sit back and listen to this great Mumford & Sons 413 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,079 song about the movie start, 414 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,748 entitled "I Got People For Everything." 415 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:42,588 [ Blue grass music plays ] 416 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,025 -♪ Before I was on TV, I did it myself ♪ 417 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:49,462 ♪ But now I'm on TV, and I got a lot of help ♪ 418 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,498 ♪ Oh, yes, I know I've even got a tub ♪ 419 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,135 ♪ I've got a business manager and someone to wipe ♪ 420 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,404 ♪ I've got people ♪ -♪ People ♪ 421 00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,605 ♪ To do everything ♪ -♪ People ♪ 422 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,340 ♪ I've got people ♪ -♪ People ♪ 423 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,109 -♪ To go shopping for rings ♪ 424 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,977 ♪ I've got people to do stuff ♪ -♪ People ♪ 425 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,612 -♪ If you know what I mean ♪ 426 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,780 ♪ I've got people ♪ -♪ People ♪ 427 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,949 -♪ To hang out with Charlie Sheen ♪ 428 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,218 ♪ I've got people ♪ -♪ People ♪ 429 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,886 -♪ People for back rubs ♪ 430 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,388 ♪ People ♪ -♪ People ♪ 431 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,256 ♪ To give me love ♪ 432 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,425 ♪ Wait, when I say that, I don't mean for pay ♪ 433 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,527 ♪ 'Cause that sounds really dirty ♪ 434 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,196 ♪ But not those kinda people ♪ 435 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:29,568 [ Harmonizing ] ♪ People ♪ 436 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,405 ♪ Oh, I've got people ♪ [ Cheering ] 437 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:38,077 ♪ To do everything ♪ 438 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,378 -♪ Everything ♪ 439 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,380 -♪ Everything ♪ 440 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,982 [ Cheers and applause ] 441 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,719 [ Buzzer sounding ] 442 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,120 -We'll see you after this short break, 443 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,857 when I'll reveal who the winner is of tonight's show. 444 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,892 Don't go anywhere. 445 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,498 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 446 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,767 where I have decided the winners of tonight's show 447 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,170 are Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum. 448 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,238 And it's very exciting because I want you both 449 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,074 to ready the credits out as teenagers, 450 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,842 peering over the fence into a party 451 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,911 you have not been invited to. 452 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,913 Thank you for watching. Goodnight. 453 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,551 -Oh, my God! That's Mark Leveson, 454 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,752 the most popular guy in school. 455 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,420 -Oh, my God, look, it's Wayne Brady. 456 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,090 He looks just like you. -Oh, hey. 457 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,992 Well, maybe we should go over and talk to Jed. 458 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,327 He's the hottest girl in school. 459 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,129 -He sure is. We can go down lower. 460 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,597 There's a hole here we can peek in. 461 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,199 -Ohh... 462 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,867 -This is Laura Hall's favorite hole. 463 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,702 -Oh... 464 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:37,903 Do you know what? -What? 465 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,206 -My mom told me how Ray Miller makes babies. 466 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,607 [ Both chuckling ] 467 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:42,741 -You know what? -What? 468 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,277 -Michael Ward is my mom. -[ Laughs ] I know. 469 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:48,280 -- Captions by VITAC --