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-Good evening, everybody,
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and welcome to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"
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On tonight's show,
Lone Star, Wayne Brady,
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King of the Plains,
Keegan-Michael Key,
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Dallas Maverick, Colin Mochrie,
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and Houston, we have a Problem,
Ryan Stiles!
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And I'm Aisha Tyler.
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This is going to be awesome!
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-[ Whistles ]
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-Whoo-hoo!
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Welcome, everybody!
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Welcome!
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Welcome to the show
where everything is made up
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and the points do not matter.
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Now, we've got a great show
for you tonight,
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so let's get started with a game
we call "Weird Newscasters."
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This is for all four of our
performers, so come on down.
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And in this game,
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Colin is the anchor
on a news program,
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and Keegan, Ryan, and Wayne
are his co-presenters,
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each one of whom
has a strange characteristic.
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Keegan is the co-anchor
who is an aggressive boxer
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at a pre-fight press conference,
squaring up to your opponent.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-Wayne, you will be
the sportscaster
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who is acting out the rise
and fall of a teen pop star.
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And Ryan, you are
the weather forecaster
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who is also
a short-tempered bouncer
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who discovers that someone
has stolen part of his lunch.
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-What?
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-Take it away.
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♪♪
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-Good evening,
and welcome to the 6:00 News.
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I'm your anchor,
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Walt Would You Do
if I Sang Out of Tune.
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Our top story tonight,
a man still happens,
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looking for twin bank robbers
Juan and Amal Rodriguez.
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Things may have slowed up
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because they only have a picture
of one of the twins,
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but as the Commissioner says,
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if you've seen Juan,
you've seen Amal.
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-That's right.
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-Now over to our
co-anchor, Jerry.
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-Hey, hey, listen, man.
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Y'all...
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Look, hey, you don't know --
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Hey, if you think
that your newscast
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is gonna be
as good as my newscast,
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you out of your mind!
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I'm so -- I'm ferocious.
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I'm -- I'm bad!
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I'm a bad man!
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There'll be bees stinging!
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And I'mma -- I'mma --
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That's for you, Channel Six!
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You can't stop this.
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My reach is -- Hey, you...
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Ding! Ding!
What, you...
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Hey, listen, listen.
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Hey, listen,
I'mma eat your children
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and then --
the I'mma eat your wife
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'cause I'm the champ!
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Channel five -- Channel five's
the cha--
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When did you get here?
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-This just in,
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what the hell?
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And now over to sports
with Binky Do-well!
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So, um, right now,
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I'd like to tell
all you guys about my team,
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the Lakers.
They're great, right?
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They're really awesome,
I love those guys!
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Just like me, they're great!
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You guys really think
I'm awesome?
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Yes!
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Oh, wow!
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They think I'm so cool!
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No, I couldn't.
Okay, well, no one's watching.
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Mmm, that's great.
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That's going to help me
do the news.
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Oh, I need more of that!
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No, don't tell me what to do!
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I need more of that right now!
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I bought the Jaguar
and I bought you a zoo!
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So what, Mom? Shut up!
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I've changed so much!
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Remember when I did this?
I was so cute!
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B-Bye-bye, bye.
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Signing off for channel five,
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but I'll see you on my
redemption tour when I'm 30!
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-Well done, Binky!
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And now let's see
what's happened
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this weekend in the weather
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with our weatherman,
Cumulus Jones.
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Cumulus?
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-Later on in the week,
we've got...
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-Uh-oh.
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-This thing
was packed with doughnuts
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when I came here earlier today.
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Put your hands behind your back.
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-Well, there's a switch!
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[ Laughter, applause ]
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-[ Imitates can spraying ]
-Aah!
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-[ Coughs ]
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Tastes like pepper.
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-Let's go.
-Well that was the news.
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Goodnight and good news!
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[ Buzzer ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Points to Ryan for going back
to the old doughnut bit,
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which is just never a loser,
I always like it.
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-Well, if I had said "sushi,"
nobody's going to buy that.
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-I'm giving you points.
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-Oh, I get the points?
-Yes, you get the points.
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-Thank you, Aisha.
-Yeah.
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-Wait a minute,
the points don't matter.
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-Next up is a game
called "Scenes from a Hat,"
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which is for
all four performers.
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Come on down.
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So Ryan and Colin, you're here.
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Wayne and Keegan, you're here.
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Now, before the show,
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we asked the audience
to write down scenes
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that they'd like to see
acted out by our performers,
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and I've got the suggestions
in this hat right here.
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I'm gonna read them out,
and we're going to see how many
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our performers can act out.
Are you guys ready?
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-Yes.
-Excellent.
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The first one is
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"Inappropriate
things to say at a funeral."
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-[ Groans like a zombie ]
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I'm just kidding.
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He's -- He's -- I'm just
kidding, I'm just kidding.
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[ Buzzer ]
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-I'm, uh...
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So sorry about your husband.
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-Oh.
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-What time you think this
is going to wrap up?
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"If people acted in their jobs
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like college kids
on spring break."
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-Alright. [ Sighs ]
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Yeah! Made that copy!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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[ Buzzer ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-[ Speaks Latin ]
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And now for the communion.
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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[ Buzzer ]
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-No lay, no way!
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No way!
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Overruled.
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[ Buzzer ]
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-Is the patient prepped
for surgery?
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Alright. Gloves?
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Leopard thong.
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"Strange things to read
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on road signs
while you're driving."
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-[ Imitates car engine ]
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"Stop reading this and look
at the road." Oh!
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[ Buzzer ]
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-What's that? "Cliff Now"?
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"He's in your back seat"?
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"Road sign."
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"Welcome to Hawaii"?
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[ Buzzer ]
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-"Your version of hell."
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-Seriously, another "Hoedown"?
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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-Do not go away,
we'll be right back
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with more
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"
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right after this.
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-Welcome back to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?" --
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the show where everything
is made up
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and the points don't matter.
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Now we're going to play
a game called "News Flash."
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This is for Ryan,
Keegan, and Colin,
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so come on down.
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Ryan and Keegan are going to be
two news anchors in the studio
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and Colin
is going to be in the field
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as a reporter covering
a breaking news story.
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And he's not going to actually
know what the news story is
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'cause he's standing in front
of a blank screen
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just like your weatherman
would in your home news station.
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And the challenge that Colin
faces is guessing
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what his news story is.
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So here we go, over to Ryan
and Keegan in the studio.
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-So you've actually shaved the
head, it's a choice you've made?
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-Exactly, it's a choice, yes.
-Oh, so you're...
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Oh, I see we're getting
a breaking story.
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We have to go out
to our reporter
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in the field, Colin Mochrie.
Colin, can you hear us?
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-I can barely hear you.
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All this commotion
is making it very difficult
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to make out what you're saying.
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-Colin, are you feeling
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particularly safe
at this moment?
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-Not at all.
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About five minutes ago,
I was 100 feet over there.
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But I came over here
just to feel a little safer.
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-Oh, Colin, please describe
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what's happening to us
behind you there.
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-Well, I believe they say
a picture
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is worth a thousand words.
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-That's true.
-That's true, they do.
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-Colin, what's the size
of the group behind you?
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-Oh!
-Oh, no!
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-Colin,
what just happened there?
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-Come on, Colin.
-Do you believe that?
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I still can't even put
into words what just happened.
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-Colin, it appears to us that
you could have stopped that.
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-I could have, but it is the job
of the journalist...
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-So Colin.
-Colin.
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-I could have stopped that, too.
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I could stop all this
but I'm not getting involved.
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-Colin, give us
a brief description
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of what's happening
behind your right now.
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-Just the blow by blow.
-Well, as you can see,
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to many people, it seems
that this would be unpleasant.
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I have to say this is one of the
sexiest things I've ever seen.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Colin, Colin?
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-Yeah?
-Please,
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please give us all the details.
Do not pander to us.
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Tell us what's going on.
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-Well, sometimes when something
loves something else,
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it puts something somewhere
that everybody loves.
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-And Colin, just like your sex
life, one of them just ran away.
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[ Buzzer ]
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-Colin, can you guess
where you are?
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-I'm at a panda enclosure
at the zoo?
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-Oh!
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-Yes. Wow!
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Wow!
-Oh, my God.
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Unbelievable.
-That was impressive.
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Yes, 3,000 points
to Colin Mochrie
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for getting in
on the panda action.
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-Hey.
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-At one moment,
you didn't realize it,
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but you were providing
a little assist.
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-Oh, was I?
-Yes, you were.
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-I wish I could
see these things.
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-Did you see that panda go?
That was daunting.
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-He was going for it.
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-It also was very brief.
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-It's called --
It's called Panda Express.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-There you go.
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-And now we're going to play
a game
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called "Party Quirks," yes.
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00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,838
This is for all four
of our performers.
259
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:15,374
Guys, in this game,
260
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,677
Keegan is hosting a party
and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
261
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,311
are going to be his guests,
but each of them
262
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,347
is going to have
a strange quirk or identity,
263
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:24,684
and what Keegan has to do
is guess what those quirks are.
264
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,153
So Wayne, Colin, and Ryan,
if you're ready,
265
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,888
I want you to take
your places over there,
266
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,323
and I'm going to bring you in
one at a time with the doorbell.
267
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,659
And Keegan, you are going
to come down here
268
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,827
and get the party started.
269
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,162
-[ Imitates door kicking open ]
270
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,596
My gallon of guac.
271
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,231
[ Grunts ]
272
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,734
[ Doorbell rings ]
Oh, oh, it's the first guest.
273
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,771
Alright, here we go.
Hello, welcome, welcome.
274
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,945
-Go ahead now, don't be shy.
How you doing, Andy?
275
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:54,914
-Hi.
-Alright, go ahead,
276
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,382
go ahead, talk to him.
277
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,050
[ Child's voice ]
Thank you for coming to my...
278
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:01,320
-Yes.
279
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,355
Good, yes. Fantastic.
280
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,924
-No, not like that!
I'm so sorry.
281
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,126
-Oh, no, he's doing a fine job.
282
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,961
-Here's a $50.
283
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,863
-Okay, thank you.
284
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,864
Okay, alright. Mm-hmm.
285
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,365
[ Doorbell rings ]
286
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,267
Just give me a moment, okay?
You're doing a great job.
287
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,003
-[ Whimpering ]
-Hello, welcome to the party.
288
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,272
-Hello!
289
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:24,009
[ Speaking in tongues ]
290
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,378
Oh.
291
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,014
Oh, look at that.
292
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,151
Look, skin has cleared up,
everything.
293
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:34,820
[ Speaking in tongues ]
294
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,091
Oh.
295
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,459
-Yeah, don't forget him.
Don't forget him.
296
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,863
Don't forget him.
-Oh.
297
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:47,333
-[ Whimpering ]
-Ahh.
298
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,035
How can you make perfection
better?
299
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,206
Hey!
[ Speaking in tongues ]
300
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,375
-Well, please, by all means,
have some chips.
301
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,811
[ Doorbell rings ]
Oh, hello, welcome to the party.
302
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,012
-Hey.
-Hey.
303
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,881
-You're the only one
in the house?
304
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,716
-No, I'm not the only one
in the house.
305
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,284
I've got other guests.
-Have you seen this, man?
306
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,119
-What?
-I'm looking for this man
307
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,721
and some shampoo.
308
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,723
-Okay, uh-huh.
-'Cause I think I've got things
309
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,691
stuck in my hair
that have been there for years.
310
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,859
-Whoa!
311
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,362
-If I only had one more hand.
312
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,830
-[ Imitates Taser gun ]
313
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:18,931
-Whoa, whoa!
314
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,500
Hey!
315
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,602
-You're messing up my hair, man.
316
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,371
I didn't spend time in the joint
317
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,107
to have some man running
his hands through my hair.
318
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,777
Let me tell you
about life, alright?
319
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,979
If life don't treat you
with a bowl of cherries
320
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,081
then you ain't a bowl of soup.
321
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,786
I've had some
rough times myself.
322
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,655
I spent some time in the can.
323
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,390
-Yeah, sure, sure,
everybody has.
324
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,192
-And jail, as well.
325
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,064
-So would you like
to try to guess, Keegan?
326
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,066
-Oh, sure.
327
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,234
[ Laughter ]
328
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:59,538
Yeah, Wayne --
Wayne is a childhood star
329
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,574
whose mother's pushing him
too hard.
330
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,042
He's Michael Jackson.
331
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,610
-You're very close,
you're very close.
332
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,312
His mother's
pushing him too hard
333
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,980
at what particular event?
334
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,682
-A beauty queen --
-Yes!
335
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,518
[ Buzzer ]
Very nice. Well done.
336
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,456
-And Colin is a freaky preacher
337
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,525
who's speaking in tongues
who can fix your face.
338
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:22,127
-Yes! Very nice.
339
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,333
-And Ryan is John Wayne
after he got out of prison?
340
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,901
[ Laughter ]
341
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,469
He's a guy who went into prison
because --
342
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,137
-[ Barking ]
343
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,807
-Oh, he's Lone Wolf McQuade.
344
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,275
-[ Imitates gun cocking, barks ]
345
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,409
-Oh, he's the guard.
346
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,611
-I'm going to have to
take you in.
347
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,879
[ Howls ]
Got a warrant for you.
348
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,581
[ Howls ]
-Oh, he's the sheriff.
349
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,949
-You're so close,
you're so close.
350
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,584
-He's the --
-Mutiny on the [howls]
351
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,187
-Oh, he's Dog the fricking
Bounty Hunter!
352
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,089
[ Buzzer ]
353
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,057
[ Cheers and applause ]
354
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,462
-Don't go away.
We'll be right back with more
355
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,598
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"
right after this.
356
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,606
-Welcome back to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?" --
357
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,142
the show where everything
is made up
358
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,878
and the points do not matter.
359
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,881
Now we're going to play a game
called "Greatest Hits."
360
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,950
And this is a game for Ryan,
Colin, and Wayne
361
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,052
with the help of Laura Hall
and Linda Taylor
362
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,788
on piano and guitar.
363
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,356
Come on down, guys.
364
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,459
Ryan and Colin are
two TV voiceover artists,
365
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,095
and they're talking about
the latest compilation album.
366
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,563
And Wayne is going
to be singing snippets
367
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,098
of the songs on that album.
368
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,568
So what I need is a suggestion
from the audience, okay?
369
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,573
Could you guys give me the name
of a glamorous job?
370
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,509
Exterminator is not glamorous.
371
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,244
Hairdresser.
372
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:49,148
Okay, so the name of your album
is "Songs of Hairdressers."
373
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,616
-Alright.
-Take it away.
374
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,319
-You know,
we've compiled 90 songs,
375
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,355
all about the hairdresser,
on one cassette, oddly enough.
376
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,123
-Wow.
377
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,259
That's almost a song
per inch of nose.
378
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,829
-Yes, it is.
379
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,432
You know, one of my favorite
artists of all time,
380
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,600
and I'm going to say all time
in the history of music,
381
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,636
has to be Justin Bieber.
382
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,205
-Oh, absolutely.
383
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,873
Go on.
-And you know,
384
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,942
when I think
of Justin Bieber's songs,
385
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,645
I can't help but think of --
well, there's so many
386
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,180
about hairdressing,
I don't know where to start.
387
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,781
-Oh, absolutely.
388
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,817
-But the one that sticks
in my mind is the one that,
389
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,519
well,
I heard almost four years ago.
390
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,755
Top of the charts
for almost 15 weeks straight,
391
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,857
that Justin Bieber
hairdressing hit
392
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,225
"Mousse Me Up."
393
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,361
[ Pop music plays ]
394
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,997
♪♪
395
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,299
[ Imitates mousse can spraying ]
396
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,002
♪♪
397
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,137
-Hey, girl.
398
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,605
Swaggy.
399
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,843
♪ You know ♪
400
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,344
♪ That I like that thing
when you put it ♪
401
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,880
♪ On the side of my head, yo ♪
402
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:58,384
♪ I like that way, when you go
with your downstrokes, yo ♪
403
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,353
♪ And I like the way when you --
chkk! -- all on me ♪
404
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,924
♪ Oh, my hair go
bounce, bounce, bounce ♪
405
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,559
♪ Everybody know that
ounce, ounce, ounce ♪
406
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,827
♪ Oh, yes, girl ♪
407
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,863
♪ Don't you see ♪
♪ Unh ♪
408
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,900
♪ Because all I want
is for you ♪
409
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:15,934
[ Chuckles ]
410
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,736
♪ To mousse me ♪
411
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:21,407
♪ Why don't you mousse me,
mousse me, baby? ♪
412
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,144
♪ Because hair spray
can get so crazy ♪
413
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,545
♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
414
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,781
♪ The gel did not go so well ♪
415
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:32,951
♪ But just mousse me ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
416
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,721
♪ Now, now, now, I'm on the ball
every song, y'all ♪
417
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,356
♪ Uh-huh, with a can this tall ♪
418
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,491
♪ Chkk! Right,
aw, leave me alone ♪
419
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,060
♪ Unh-unh,
then gimme that foam ♪
420
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,095
♪ Uh-huh, I get loose ♪
421
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,797
♪ Huh, when I got that mousse ♪
422
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,166
♪ Hair juice, yeah ♪
423
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:51,637
♪ So just mousse me ♪
424
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,972
Yeah.
425
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,408
[ Cheers and applause ]
426
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,878
-Beautiful music from a man
427
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,346
who has a limo
with training wheels on it.
428
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,182
-Yeah.
429
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,883
I haven't heard the phrase
"hair juice"
430
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,386
since The Shirelles.
-No, I haven't either.
431
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,355
I haven't either.
432
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,857
-Well, I'm glad that you --
433
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,659
-All the kids'll love
that Shirelles line.
434
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,462
-I know.
But I love my artists
435
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,464
a little more mature
than your Justin Bieber.
436
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,532
-Really?
-I'm a big fan of Beyoncé.
437
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,535
-Beyoncé, oh.
438
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,304
-I'm wondering is
she actually French,
439
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,539
'cause she has that little
accent at the end of her name.
440
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,208
-Oh, I don't know,
but what a night --
441
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,076
bed, bath, and Beyoncé.
442
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,079
[ Both laugh ]
443
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,981
-That woman
has a beautiful voice
444
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,317
and she's beautiful, yeah.
-Oh, she's gorgeous, gorgeous.
445
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,352
-And this is one of the greatest
hairdresser songs,
446
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,288
in my humble opinion, that has
ever, ever been written.
447
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,591
So sit back and enjoy
448
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,359
"Look at My Roots."
449
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,628
[ Pop music plays ]
450
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:56,635
♪♪
451
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,204
-♪ Look over here,
how can this be? ♪
452
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,073
♪ There, see a little gray? ♪
453
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:04,042
♪ So I do a little rush up,
I get a little touch-up ♪
454
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,311
♪ And then I make it all
go away ♪
455
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,081
♪ Blonde on the outside,
black in the middle ♪
456
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,150
♪ Take this brush and go ♪
457
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,752
♪ I just use a little dye
so I won't cry ♪
458
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,754
♪ And I won't be gray no more ♪
459
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,290
♪I get up on the root, roots,
put it on the roots, roots ♪
460
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,893
♪ Put it on, hey, put it,
put it on the roots, roots ♪
461
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,328
♪ With a little dip, dab,
put a little dip, dab ♪
462
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,131
♪ Looky, looky, looky now,
my roots, hey ♪
463
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,432
♪ Put some something on it ♪
464
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,634
♪ Put the brush on it ♪
465
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,170
♪ Put this on it,
put the thing on it ♪
466
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,572
♪ Put the dye on it,
put the dye on it ♪
467
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:37,509
♪ When you shoot,
now look at my roots ♪
468
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,511
[ Cheers and applause ]
469
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,047
[ Buzzer ]
470
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,283
-Don't go away,
we'll find out who the winner is
471
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:48,053
right after this
on "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
472
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,494
-Welcome back to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"
473
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,396
where I've decided that
tonight's winner is
474
00:19:57,429 --> 00:20:00,799
the tall and lovely Ryan Stiles,
and the slightly shorter
475
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,467
Keegan-Michael Key
is going to help you
476
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,635
as you read the credits
477
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,370
as a henpecked husband
whose wife,
478
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,306
Keegan,
is giving him a hard time.
479
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,508
Thank you for watching the show.
Goodnight.
480
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,711
-Why don't you talk to
Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson
481
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:13,946
about getting your job?
482
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,581
-I work all day!
-Well, honey,
483
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,683
if you don't get
the promotion,
484
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,751
how am I supposed to be able to
put the addition on the house?
485
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,387
-Maybe you should worry a little
less about introducing people,
486
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,223
and get some food on the table.
487
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,724
-I should get food on the table?
488
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,025
Okay, well that's fine.
489
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,261
-Maybe if you gave me
a little loving now and then
490
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,496
it wouldn't be so --
like Neil Sidwell.
491
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,764
-Neil Sidwell?
-I don't want to have to go to
492
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,932
Neil Sidwell.
-Marc Baker would never
493
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,834
talk to me that way.
-Where are you going?
494
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:36,969
-Here's your damn dinner.
495
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,037
-Oh, tater tots again?
-Tater tots again.
496
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,306
[ Cheers and applause ]
497
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,308
I'm gonna put sour cream in this
if you don't --
498
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,944
-I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
-Oh, then fine!
499
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,014
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