1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,269 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:06,906 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:11,611 On tonight's show, Human Jacuzzi, Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:14,581 warm bath, Greg Bruce, 5 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:17,283 body scrub, Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:22,589 and -- ugh, wash your hands! -- it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:25,592 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 8 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,728 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,430 [ Laughs ] 10 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:33,299 Hey, everybody. Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 11 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,567 the show where everything is made up 12 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:35,735 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,737 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight, 14 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,472 and we're going to get started right now 15 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,941 with a game called "Hollywood Director." 16 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,244 This is all four of our performers. 17 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:45,845 Come on down. 18 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,348 Here's how this game works -- Greg, Ryan, and Wayne 19 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,482 are going to to act out a film scene, 20 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,784 and Colin is the director 21 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,318 who is going to keep giving them different notes on 22 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,187 how to improve the scene as they go along. 23 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,622 Now, the scene, their acting is that Ryan 24 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,224 is a fast food joint employee 25 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:01,261 and he is held up by panicky criminal Greg 26 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,830 when Wayne enters as a husband and wife 27 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,432 crime-fighting duo 28 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,201 who burst in to save the day. 29 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,869 Good luck to you all. 30 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,973 -Do you -- Do you have French fries? 31 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,809 I mean, give me all your French fries. 32 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,610 I mean, do you have any money here? 33 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,213 I mean, do you accept credit cards? 34 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,514 -[ Imitates window lifting ] Can I help you? 35 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:25,051 [ Laughter ] 36 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,619 Oh, you want my money? -All of it. 37 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,189 -[ Imitates cash register dinging ] 38 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,491 -Unhand that money, villain. 39 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,893 Tis I, The Force. 40 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,696 [ Imitates motor revving, tires squealing ] 41 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:39,132 [ High-pitched voice ] And me, The Body. 42 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:41,768 [ Laughter, applause ] -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 43 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,870 Cut, cut, cut. 44 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,372 As John Lennon once said... -Mm-hmm? 45 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,108 -...crappiness is a warm gun. 46 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,542 [ Laughter ] 47 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,710 Alright, we'll start off -- 48 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:52,679 something that you'll feel comfortable with. 49 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,148 So do it like you're all doing "Jackass" stunts. 50 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,450 [ Laughter ] 51 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,990 -[ Imitates sizzling ] Aah! 52 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:05,925 Aah! 53 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,161 Aah! 54 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,063 Aah! 55 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,331 -[ Imitates window rising ] 56 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:14,501 [ Screaming ] 57 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:16,169 -Wait. 58 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,303 I'll get a roll of quarters. 59 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:21,407 [ Cheers and applause, laughter ] 60 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,243 -Whoo! 61 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,812 -Hey. I'm The Force. 62 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,013 Ba-boom! 63 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,916 [ Laughter ] 64 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:33,419 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 65 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:36,055 -That's unreal. -That was totally my fault. 66 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:39,559 [ Laughter ] 67 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,161 Totally my fault. I led you wrong. 68 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,029 You know what? There's no pace in the scene, no pace. 69 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:44,764 So we need pace. That's what we need. Pace. 70 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:46,833 So, here, pace. I'll tell you what you do. 71 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,535 Slow it up... 72 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:49,435 then make it fast. 73 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:50,503 Make it fast, then slow it up. 74 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,139 Those are the two speeds -- fast... 75 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,140 and slow. 76 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,676 [ Laughter ] 77 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,149 [ Laughter, applause ] 78 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,352 -[ Imitates window rising ] 79 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:10,723 -Hang on, I'm putting my bullets in my gun. 80 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,492 -[ Imitates sped-up speaking ] 81 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,460 Force. [ Imitates slowed speaking ] 82 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,361 -Oh, my God! The Force and The Flame, 83 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:16,629 I can't believe you're here! 84 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,764 -[ Imitates sped-up motor revving, tires squealing ] 85 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,899 [ Imitates sped-up speaking ] The Flame. 86 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,801 -Look out! Look out! He's gonna shoot! He's gonna shoot! 87 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:23,102 Don't shoot me! Don't shoot me! 88 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,238 -[ Imitating slowed speaking ] 89 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:29,008 [ Laughter ] 90 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,810 -[ Gulps ] 91 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,713 [ Buzzer sounds ] -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 92 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:36,115 [ Cheers and applause ] 93 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:43,590 1,000 points for, uh... -[ Laughs ] 94 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,926 -...whatever that was. 95 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,128 We come to a game now called "Film Dub." 96 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,997 This is for all four of our gentlemen players. 97 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,799 Come on down and look at the screen right here. 98 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:57,537 [ Cheers and applause ] The way this game works 99 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,505 is that we've taken an old piece of film 100 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,207 and we removed all the dialog 101 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,710 so that Ryan, Greg, Colin and Wayne could revoice the clip 102 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,878 using their imaginations. 103 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,014 So the scene I'd like you guys to improvise when you're ready 104 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,016 is an annual meeting. 105 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,985 Take it away. 106 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:17,824 -[ Humming ] 107 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,425 You may be seated! 108 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,828 Or stand, as you are. 109 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:22,929 Hey! 110 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,564 Welcome to the annual meeting of 111 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,500 the Superheroes with Weird Costumes. 112 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,669 I'm glad you could all make it dressed as me. 113 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:30,703 -Hi-yeah! 114 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:33,306 -Stomach salute. 115 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:38,011 -Hello! We have walked here from the Fortress of Everyone. 116 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:41,080 Hail to the -- Hail to you. -What do you want? 117 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:45,585 [ Laughter ] -[ Breathing rapidly ] 118 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,121 Sorry I'm late! I was running poorly. Stomach salute! 119 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:51,124 [ Laughter, applause ] 120 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,026 -Why can't I just get this meeting going? 121 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,761 Why is everybody coming in on me? 122 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,665 Look, we're down this year. Profits are down. 123 00:04:58,698 --> 00:04:59,932 Take a look at this map. 124 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:02,502 -We are looking. 125 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,170 -Uh, I forgot the map. 126 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:05,705 That's why we're down. 127 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,875 We've got to make money somehow and keep this company afloat. 128 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,711 Anybody have any ideas? Anyone at all? 129 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:14,447 -Me! 130 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,150 I've got an idea! I've got an idea! I've got a-- Me! 131 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:20,486 Hey, fellas! I know! Let's have a soiree! 132 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,790 A dance! A party! A flip! A dance! Whoo-hoo! 133 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,459 -My keys! -I've got it! Ow! 134 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,494 [ Grunting ] -And then we'll have a dance 135 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,364 and [indistinct]. -I just want to go home. 136 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:33,399 [ Buzzer ] 137 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,235 [ Cheers and applause ] 138 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,375 -You know what I learned from watching that clip? 139 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,010 Guys get panty lines, too. 140 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,745 -Oh, yeah. 141 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:49,082 -Everybody in that clip could've used a nice pair of Manx. 142 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,784 -Right? -Right? 143 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,520 And now we're going to do a game called "Doo-Wop." 144 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,255 This is for Wayne, Ryan and Colin 145 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,991 with our Laura Hall and Linda Taylor, so come on down. 146 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,295 Now, what I need from the audience... 147 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,431 I need a name, a woman's name, a woman's first name. 148 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,934 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 149 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:10,236 Oh, Paula. -Paula? 150 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:12,572 -Yes. And now what I need from you guys as well 151 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,440 is a suggestion about household chores, 152 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,475 something you do around the house. 153 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,276 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 154 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,846 Oh, and laundry. Alright. Good. That's exciting. 155 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,314 Not particularly fun. 156 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:22,615 So here we go. 157 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,083 The way this game works is that you guys are going 158 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,852 to sing like a doo-wop group from the '50s, 159 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,020 but you're going to sing about Paula, 160 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:32,525 who died tragically in a laundry-related accident. 161 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,460 Whenever you guys are ready, take it away. 162 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,596 [ Doo-wop music playing ] 163 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,265 -Oh, Paula. 164 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,968 Oh, I miss you, sweetheart. 165 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:45,104 We're thinking about, Paula. 166 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:52,378 ♪ O-Oh, we're singin' 'bout Paula ♪ 167 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:58,317 ♪ Paula, she did my laundry, you see, oh, Paula ♪ 168 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,920 ♪ She wanted nothing but cleanliness for me ♪ 169 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:03,423 ♪ Oh, Paula ♪ 170 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,925 ♪ I said, "Why, oh, why?" ♪ 171 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:09,162 ♪ She hung herself out to dry ♪ 172 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:12,265 [ Laughter ] -♪ Oh, Paula ♪ 173 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:15,268 ♪ She was Heaven-sent ♪ 174 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:19,705 ♪ And then she had a little laundry accident ♪ 175 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:23,743 ♪ I didn't even have time to say goodbye ♪ 176 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:28,648 ♪ She tumble-died ♪ 177 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:32,852 -♪ Oh, Paula, I love you so ♪ 178 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:35,688 ♪ But you're dead ♪ 179 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,657 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 180 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,592 ♪ You ate detergent ♪ 181 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,627 ♪ That must have burned ♪ 182 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:45,798 ♪ I guess you died because the Tide had turned ♪ 183 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,367 -♪ Oh, Paula ♪ 184 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,603 ♪ I love you like no other ♪ 185 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,071 ♪ Oh, Paula ♪ 186 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,774 ♪ Tried to separate the whites and colors ♪ 187 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,410 ♪ Oh, Paula ♪ 188 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:01,113 ♪ I love you, why did you go? ♪ 189 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:06,486 -♪ Why did you go? ♪ 190 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:10,456 -Somebody's got to do my laundry ♪ 191 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,325 [ Cheers and applause ] 192 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,861 [ Buzzer ] 193 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,829 -That was excellent. 194 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,134 That was excellent. -Oh, really? 195 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,104 -And also, Wayne, on behalf of women everywhere, 196 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,472 do your own [bleep] laundry! 197 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,674 [ Laughter ] -[ Chuckles ] 198 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:29,709 You guys. 199 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,878 [ Laughter ] 200 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,546 -Hey, guys, don't go anywhere. 201 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:36,215 There's more "Whose Line" after these short messages. 202 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,216 Stay tuned. 203 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,455 ♪♪ 204 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,390 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 205 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,259 Now we're gonna play a game called "Infomercial." 206 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,927 This game is for Ryan and Colin. 207 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,363 Come on down. [ Cheers and applause ] 208 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:51,797 In this game, they're gonna be trying to sell our audience 209 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,000 here and out there in magic land 210 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,268 some utterly useless product, 211 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,004 so Ryan and Colin, you've got your box of items 212 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,505 and what you're going to be doing is selling a kit 213 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,875 to make yourself more attractive to your partner. 214 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,176 -Oh. 215 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,379 -[ Sighs heavily ] What'd you do last night? 216 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,181 -I had nothing to do. -Me either. 217 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,284 Neither one of us can get a date. What's going on? 218 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,652 -I don't know. We're attractive. 219 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:13,920 -Yes, we can. 220 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,288 We know how to get a date. 221 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,823 -Because we're attractive because we use products 222 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:19,692 that have been banned in four countries. 223 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,328 -Four now? -Yep. 224 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:28,034 [ Laughter ] 225 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:32,905 A lot of times, the opposite...sex 226 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,541 likes chest hair that's a little off color. 227 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,415 This will make you four times more attractive 228 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,016 than you usually are. 229 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:48,588 [ Laughter, cheering ] 230 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,323 -Well, you could go through all that work 231 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,224 or you can just simply say, 232 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,260 "Ooh, look at the size of my hands." 233 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,529 -Yes. 234 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:57,797 But what if you have small hands? 235 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,399 -Look at the size of my hands! 236 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,170 [ Laughter ] 237 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,204 What are those, Colin? 238 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,340 -I tell you -- 239 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,108 -Forget about that. 240 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,876 -Alright. 241 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,178 You want to be attractive? 242 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:15,381 Sometimes ugly just deposits itself on your face. 243 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:17,950 That's why we can rub it off. 244 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,552 -Oh. Oh. 245 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,220 Ah! Ow! 246 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,623 [ Laughter ] 247 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,491 -You're attractive! -Thank you! 248 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,660 [ Laughter ] 249 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,863 Oh, this is fascinating. Colin? 250 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:34,133 [ Laughter ] 251 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,569 -Sometimes nothing we have can make you attractive... 252 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,304 -And Colin's walking up to a door. 253 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:41,774 [ Doorbell rings ] -Plan B! 254 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,009 -Plan B! 255 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,243 Because you're wearing to B! 256 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:45,044 Gimme it. 257 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:48,347 Oh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. 258 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,849 I'm so sorry. 259 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,051 [ Laughter ] 260 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,386 So sorry. -It's alright. 261 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,622 -You know... 262 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,992 You know, sometimes you're attracted to a woman or a man, 263 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,128 depending on what you like, I don't know, 264 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,697 but you don't want to show them that you're attracted to them. 265 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,065 But sometimes it shows. 266 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,000 that's where these come in handy -- 267 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,001 nipple clips. 268 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,403 [ Laughter ] 269 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,837 Am I excited about you? 270 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:16,208 I don't know. Can you see past my nipple clips? 271 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,046 -Who would want to? -Also available in larger sizes. 272 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:22,014 [ Laughter ] 273 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,717 Oh, my goodness. I didn't know we had that here today. 274 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,753 -Yes, sometimes... 275 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,055 you just... 276 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:36,128 [ Laughter ] 277 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:40,499 [ Cheers and applause, buzzer ] 278 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,371 -That's awesome. 279 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,940 -Sometimes on this show, I don't know how to feel. 280 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,375 [ Laughter ] 281 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,343 -Don't think about it too much. 282 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,647 You start to think about it, it just gets ugly. 283 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,682 -We can talk about it later... 284 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,518 in therapy. -Mm-hmm. 285 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,521 -And now we come to a game called "World's Worst." 286 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,789 This is for all of our performers. 287 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,291 So come on down, boys. 288 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:07,159 [ Cheers and applause ] 289 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,762 Ryan and Colin are there, Greg and Wayne are here. 290 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,965 And this is a quick-fire game 291 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,334 in which each performer has to come up with as many examples 292 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:19,572 as possible of clips from "The World's Worst Horror Movies." 293 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,808 Gentlemen, whenever you're ready, take it away. 294 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,909 -Grr. 295 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,445 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 296 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,147 -You say a demon... 297 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,683 has possessed your child? 298 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,584 Well, don't worry. 299 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,085 I'm the exercise-ist. 300 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:37,289 [ Laughter ] 301 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,058 [ Buzzer ] 302 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,926 -It is a lovely night, Gwendolyn. 303 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,361 I think I should tell you something. 304 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:43,496 When the full moon comes out, 305 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,664 [yelps] 306 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,433 I turn into the were-kitten. 307 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,002 [ Meows, hisses ] 308 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:52,938 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 309 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,376 -[ Imitates curtain opening ] 310 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,811 -Where did I put my knife? 311 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,412 [ Laughter ] 312 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,081 [ Imitates curtain closing ] 313 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,784 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 314 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,053 -Bla! Eh! I cast no reflection. 315 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,156 I'm -- Oh, my bad. 316 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,424 [ Laughter ] 317 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,326 [ Buzzer ] 318 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,596 -Oh, my God, a full moon. 319 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,732 Jerry, pull your blinds down! 320 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,033 [ Laughter ] 321 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,101 [ Buzzer ] 322 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,336 -[ Laughs ] 323 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,372 [ Cheers and applause ] 324 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,774 -Look out, Tokyo, I'm packing. 325 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,477 [ Laughter ] 326 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,779 [ Cheers and applause ] 327 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,447 [ Buzzer ] 328 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,682 -[ Imitates blades unsheathing ] 329 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,652 [ Laughter ] 330 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:40,986 Thank you very much. 331 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,522 [ Laughter ] 332 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,857 Mmm! 333 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,292 [ Laughter ] 334 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,160 [ Buzzer ] 335 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:51,697 -[ Groans ] 336 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,201 [ Bleep ] 337 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,036 [ Laughter ] 338 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,771 -The curse of the mummy. 339 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,539 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 340 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,975 [ Cheers and applause ] 341 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,178 -[ Imitates coffin opening ] 342 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,580 [ Growls ] 343 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,652 [ Sighs ] 344 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,387 [ Imitates coffin closing ] 345 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,490 [ Laughter ] 346 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,692 [ Buzzer ] 347 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,863 -Uh, hi. I'm the brother who lived. 348 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,931 [ Laughter, buzzer ] 349 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,867 [ Cheers and applause ] 350 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:32,137 -[ Growling ] 351 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,406 [ Grunting rhythmically ] 352 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,243 [ Laughter ] 353 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,979 [ Buzzer ] 354 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,515 [ Cheers and applause ] -Don't go anywhere. 355 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,617 There's more "Whose Line" coming up your way 356 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,885 after this short break. 357 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,419 Stay there. 358 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,625 ♪♪ 359 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,360 -Hey. Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 360 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,029 We're going to move on to a game called "Greatest Hits." 361 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,631 This is a game for Ryan, Colin and Wayne 362 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,332 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 363 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,668 on piano and guitar, so, guys, come on down. 364 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,637 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 365 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,972 are television voiceover personalities 366 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,941 talking about the latest compilation album. 367 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,643 Wayne's gonna sing snippets of the songs on that album. 368 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,646 So what I need is a suggestion from the audience 369 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,347 of an exciting American city. 370 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,283 What is an exciting American? 371 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,686 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 372 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,955 Alright, we're going to do New York City. 373 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,190 -Songs of New York. -Songs of New York. 374 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,259 -Okay. -Take it away. 375 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,894 -We'll be right back to our documentary 376 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,362 about people who can't have normal sex 377 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,865 because of physical oddities 378 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,800 in Missionary Impossible," 379 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:35,768 but first... 380 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,536 [ Laughter ] 381 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,771 ...have we got something for you! 382 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,806 -You bet! The Big Apple -- 383 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,775 the Windy City! 384 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:43,943 -Those are two different cities, but keep going! 385 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,645 -I know! 386 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,380 New York City, 387 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:53,052 the city so nice, they named it three -- twice. 388 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,754 [ Laughter ] 389 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,123 -Three -- -Two, one. 390 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,626 Happy New Year! 391 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,627 -What's that about? 392 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,895 -That's Times Square at New Year. 393 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,296 Have you never been there for that? 394 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,299 -I was just supporting you. -Oh, my God. Oh. Ah. 395 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,569 I've been there many times to watch it at Times Square. 396 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,404 And it brings back the memories of my -- 397 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,074 of my favorite artists, Ozzy Osbourne. 398 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,676 -Oh, yes. -Oh, I used to -- I used to go 399 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,111 to school with his wife, Harriet. 400 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,413 But, you know, when I think Ozzy Osbourne 401 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,649 and I think about Times Square at New Year's Eve, 402 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,651 I think about that Ozzy favorite -- 403 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,852 "The Ball is Dropping." 404 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,855 [ Rock music playing ] 405 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:34,259 ♪♪ 406 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:39,398 -♪ There is something, I can see it in the sky ♪ 407 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:44,136 ♪ Way up on top of a building, there I see Ryan Seacrest ♪ 408 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,871 ♪ I say hi ♪ 409 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:51,477 ♪ Midnight's calling and I'm waiting to see ♪ 410 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:57,683 ♪ When will the ball drop for me?! ♪ 411 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:01,620 [ Mumbling indistinctly ] Sharon, that was alright? 412 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,090 [ Mumbling indistinctly ] 413 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:11,764 ♪♪ 414 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:18,470 ♪♪ 415 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,805 Happy New Year. 416 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,573 ♪♪ 417 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,875 [ Cheers and applause ] 418 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:29,014 ♪ Yeah ♪ 419 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,249 ♪♪ 420 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,317 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 421 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,588 -Follow me on this one. -Okay. 422 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,724 -If a crow was going to tell a ghost 423 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:43,395 how to get into his house, what would that be? 424 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,765 -Aside from idiotic, I can't really think. 425 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,767 -Caw! Boo! Key! 426 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,470 Kabuki! 427 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:54,940 And you know, when I think Kabuki songs 428 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,708 and how many of them are there... 429 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,178 -You know, I just realized maybe the CW isn't the right network 430 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,914 to advertise this CD on. -Who cares about -- Alright. 431 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,983 You know, when I think Kabuki songs and I think New York, 432 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,753 I think of one that was written in the last two days. 433 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,755 -Wow. -And it's a dedication to all 434 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,457 the weathercasters out there. -Ah. 435 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,560 -It's a simple Kabuki song called "Where's the Snow?" 436 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,428 [ Gong sounds ] 437 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,431 [ Kabuki music playing ] 438 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:24,203 ♪♪ 439 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:29,108 -♪ Where is the snow? ♪ 440 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,010 [ Imitates shuffling ] 441 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,148 [ Gong sounds ] 442 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,484 [ Laughter ] 443 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:43,122 ♪ Precipitation ♪ 444 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,723 ♪♪ 445 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:49,428 ♪ Temperature low ♪ 446 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:55,834 ♪ Over here, we have a chance of a storm ♪ 447 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,104 [ Laughter ] 448 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,107 ♪ Over here is the south ♪ 449 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,943 ♪ They're so warm ♪ 450 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,280 ♪♪ 451 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:13,352 ♪ But I see moon, setting sun, we get snow one by one ♪ 452 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:17,556 ♪ Inch, inch, inch, so cold ♪ 453 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:21,393 ♪ So cold, ah, so cold ♪ 454 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:27,566 ♪ Oh, I was somewhat apprehensive ♪ 455 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:32,371 ♪ Thinking this song could be offensive ♪ 456 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:39,478 ♪ Now I understand as far I go, direct your letters to the CW ♪ 457 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,880 ♪ I'm just singing 'bout snow ♪ 458 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,315 [ Gong sounds ] 459 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,986 [ Cheers and applause, buzzer ] 460 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,559 -Hey, don't move! I'm gonna tell you who won the show tonight 461 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,693 right after these messages. 462 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:55,561 Stay tuned. 463 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,567 ♪♪ 464 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,101 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 465 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,803 That is our show for the evening. 466 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,738 Tonight's winner is Greg Proops, 467 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:07,973 so I'd like you to read out the credits 468 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,675 as if you are calling a horse race 469 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,944 and the other three are the jockeys. 470 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,379 Alright. Thanks for watching, everybody. Goodnight. 471 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,282 -Well, we got Dan Patterson, Mark Leveson. 472 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,318 On the right, the big tall one with the big nose 473 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,386 seems to be crying in the corner like a baby. 474 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,522 He's crying in the corner like a baby, and he's fallen down. 475 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,458 The bald one has a -- whoop. There's two bald ones here. 476 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,993 We've got one on either side here. 477 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,995 They seem to be neck and neck. They seem to be riding ponies. 478 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,364 There's Aisha Tyler on the left. 479 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,866 They're coming around the turn. Oh, my God. 480 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,335 He's taken his pony and he's -- the other one's 481 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,669 carrying it over his shoulder now. 482 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,738 What excitement here as you come round to the finish line 483 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,806 around the corner here. 484 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,943 And Drew Aldridge. [ Indistinct ] 485 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,946 -- Captions by VITAC --