1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:02,801 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,868 --> 00:00:05,637 and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:09,708 On tonight's show, license to thrill, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:09,775 --> 00:00:12,444 From Michigan with love, Nyima Funk. 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,447 The man with the golden guns, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:15,514 --> 00:00:20,385 And Dr. No, No, No, Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,320 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:25,290 This is gonna be awesome! 9 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:28,527 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:28,594 --> 00:00:30,262 Hey! 11 00:00:30,329 --> 00:00:32,264 Hey, everybody, welcome. 12 00:00:32,331 --> 00:00:35,067 Welcome to the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:35,134 --> 00:00:37,302 and the points don't matter. 14 00:00:37,369 --> 00:00:38,703 We've got a great show for you tonight, 15 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:41,606 so let's get started with a game we call "Weird Newscasters." 16 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:46,011 This is for all four of our performers, so come on down. 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:50,482 In this game, Colin is the anchor of a news program 18 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,185 and Nyima, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-presenters. 19 00:00:53,252 --> 00:00:54,753 Each one of them is a strange character. 20 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,489 So Nyima, you're the co-anchor, you're a grumpy old woman 21 00:00:57,556 --> 00:01:00,725 shouting abuse at everyone from your porch. 22 00:01:00,793 --> 00:01:02,327 Wayne, you are a sportscaster 23 00:01:02,394 --> 00:01:04,062 who's also performing a one-man show 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,899 charting the history of the United States of America. 25 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,768 And Ryan, you are the weather forecaster 26 00:01:09,835 --> 00:01:12,471 and you're also an upbeat children's TV host 27 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:16,975 who suffers a meltdown live on air. 28 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:18,777 Take it away. 29 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:23,415 ♪♪ 30 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,716 -Welcome to the 6:00 news. 31 00:01:24,783 --> 00:01:28,253 I'm your anchor, Al Beback. [I'll be back] 32 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,255 Our top story -- tragedy struck 33 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:34,059 as a Czechoslovakian animal fertility expert 34 00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:38,196 was eaten by the two tigers that he was hoping to help mate. 35 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,464 Although details are fuzzy, 36 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,399 it is thought the Czech is in the male. 37 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:44,570 [ Laughter and applause ] 38 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,609 -Today in the news, a lot of things have been going on, 39 00:01:50,676 --> 00:01:52,945 but I am mostly concerned with you kids 40 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:54,613 playing out in the street area. 41 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,682 The cars going that way and then this way 42 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,283 and the kids be playing that way. 43 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:01,286 Someone's gonna get hurt and killed. 44 00:02:01,353 --> 00:02:04,022 Then property taxes go up and the white folks move in. 45 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,725 It's not gonna happen. 46 00:02:08,327 --> 00:02:12,397 -Thank you so much Bula. Nice insight from an old person. 47 00:02:12,464 --> 00:02:15,333 Well, let's see what happening in the world of sports, Timmy. 48 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:18,036 -Hey, let's just see how the whole thing began, 49 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,105 the entire thing. 50 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:22,040 I think it began such a long time ago. 51 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,276 [ Imitates Native American chant ] 52 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:25,644 [ British accent ] I say, right over there. 53 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:26,979 [ Normal voice ] Oh, hey, look at that. 54 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,181 [ British accent ] Hello. Ooh, look trade your blankets. 55 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,750 [ Bawks ] 56 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:33,919 ♪ Oh, Lordy ♪ 57 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,026 [ Asian accent ] Oh, railroad. I build railroad. 58 00:02:42,461 --> 00:02:44,229 Conestoga. 59 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:47,065 Nyeah, see? [ Imitates gunfire ] 60 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:49,734 Can't drink this. 61 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:50,736 [ Imitates explosion ] 62 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:51,903 Our dead and our living... 63 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,973 [ Imitates gunfire, Japanese language ] 64 00:02:56,508 --> 00:02:59,211 [ Vocalizing rock beat ] 65 00:02:59,278 --> 00:03:00,745 Hey, what's-a... 66 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,180 I ain't moving on this seat. 67 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,349 I'm gonna stay right here on this seat. 68 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,885 I have a dream... 69 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,220 Hey, look, TV! 70 00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:11,790 Oh, color! Oh, damn right. 71 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:13,258 Wayne Brady, he's born. 72 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,196 [ Imitates hair spray can, Michael Jackson ] 73 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,764 Um... 74 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,833 Come on, Hammer! 75 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,568 And that's the news. 76 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,569 [ Cheers and applause ] 77 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,072 -That's the way it happened. 78 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,909 -That's -- that's exactly what I'm talking about 79 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:34,379 with the kids in the street. That's how it happens. 80 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,647 - You're insane. - Yes. 81 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:37,649 -Alright, let's see what's happening in weather 82 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,117 with Happy Geega. Happy. 83 00:03:39,184 --> 00:03:44,055 -Well, hello there, and hello, youngsters. 84 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:45,257 Let's take a look at the weather. 85 00:03:45,324 --> 00:03:46,992 Oh, we got some beautiful weather this evening, 86 00:03:47,059 --> 00:03:49,194 and tomorrow, as well, if you want to head out to the beach, 87 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:52,231 and I know how much kids love the beach. 88 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,932 ♪ Come out to the beach where the fish do swim ♪ 89 00:03:53,999 --> 00:03:55,601 ♪ Come out to the beach, have some gin ♪ 90 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,269 ♪ Come out to the beach, he'll be around ♪ 91 00:03:57,336 --> 00:03:59,805 ♪ Come out to the beach and hear a sound ♪ 92 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:02,941 Oh, excuse me. 93 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,877 Hello? Hi, Sam. 94 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,948 I don't know, you might want to ask your mother about that. 95 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:12,350 No, I'm doing the weather right now. 96 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,818 I got to go Sam. 97 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,555 I have to go, son. 98 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:18,256 If you call back again I will take you out in the forest 99 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,125 and leave you for the wolves. 100 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:22,227 That's what I said. That's what I said. 101 00:04:22,294 --> 00:04:24,095 [ Chuckling ] Okay. 102 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,897 Kids, I love them. 103 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,567 I don't. I don't like kids at all. 104 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:29,734 My fourth was born, I saw the head 105 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,303 and tried to shove him back in. 106 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,837 I can't handle them! 107 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,874 12 children. 108 00:04:35,941 --> 00:04:38,677 God, I wish I were gay. 109 00:04:38,744 --> 00:04:40,445 Back to you. 110 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,247 -Well that's the 6:00 news. 111 00:04:42,314 --> 00:04:44,283 Goodnight and good news. 112 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,718 [ Buzzer ] 113 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,521 [ Cheers and applause ] 114 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:58,463 -1,000 points to Wayne for including Hammer in the -- 115 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,332 As a critical element of our national history. 116 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:02,267 -The thing -- The thing is I feel bad. 117 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,868 I only went up to '91. 118 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,571 -It was funny how the birth of Wayne Brady got in there, too. 119 00:05:06,638 --> 00:05:08,307 -Oh, of course it did. 120 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,341 Now we're going to play a game 121 00:05:09,408 --> 00:05:11,142 called "Song Style," and in this game, 122 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,412 Wayne is going to making up a song assisted by 123 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,848 Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 124 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:18,316 Now, to inspire you, Wayne -- 125 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,285 We want to give you some inspiration. 126 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,786 We're going to introduce our very special guest. 127 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,222 So please welcome Olympic Gold medal-winning 128 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,925 gymnast, Shawn Johnson. 129 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:29,461 [ Cheers and applause ] 130 00:05:29,528 --> 00:05:32,163 Hi! 131 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,099 Welcome, welcome. 132 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:41,106 So Wayne, you're gonna be signing a song about Shawn 133 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:42,707 and the style that you're gonna be doing it 134 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:45,043 is kind of in a "High School Musical," 135 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,645 "Glee" -esque. 136 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:49,314 You know what I'm talking about. 137 00:05:49,381 --> 00:05:51,316 - Sure. - Right? So take it away. 138 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,051 [ Upbeat pop music plays ] 139 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,586 -Hey, Shawn. 140 00:05:54,653 --> 00:05:57,722 So you think you're so bad, do ya? 141 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,792 I saw you doing your moves. You and your girls. 142 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:06,932 Well, my girl Latisha, we've got something for you. 143 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,837 We're gonna have a dance-off and a flip down. 144 00:06:14,573 --> 00:06:18,276 Well, I guess I'm just gonna do it by myself. 145 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,279 ♪ I know you think that you're the one, you're the [bleep] ♪ 146 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:24,149 ♪ Because you can flip, flip, flips ♪ 147 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,418 ♪ But that's alright because the other guys know ♪ 148 00:06:26,485 --> 00:06:28,920 ♪ That I'm the one, I'm the one ♪ 149 00:06:28,987 --> 00:06:30,388 Watch this. No, later. 150 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,324 ♪ You think that you can do it ♪ 151 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:36,361 ♪ You know that we're gonna prove it ♪ 152 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:39,297 ♪ All the boys settle, you've got a gold medal ♪ 153 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:42,434 ♪ So what, so what, let's do it, girl ♪ 154 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:48,974 ♪♪ 155 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,976 No, I didn't mean that. 156 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,711 I didn't mean that. 157 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:55,480 ♪ So what you got, what you got ♪ 158 00:06:55,547 --> 00:06:56,815 ♪ Uh-huh, you went too far ♪ 159 00:06:56,882 --> 00:06:57,982 ♪ You think you're number one ♪ 160 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,851 ♪ Because you're dancing with the stars ♪ 161 00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:01,786 ♪ So go ahead, go ahead ♪ 162 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:02,921 ♪ You think you're hot ♪ 163 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:04,556 ♪ You've got those two old dudes ♪ 164 00:07:04,623 --> 00:07:06,324 ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 165 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:12,831 ♪♪ 166 00:07:12,898 --> 00:07:19,271 ♪♪ 167 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,605 So, are you ready? 168 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,874 This is the big final dance number, let's hit it. 169 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,509 You first. 170 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,653 [ Cheers and applause ] 171 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,990 ♪ All together, we're best friends ♪ 172 00:07:39,057 --> 00:07:42,093 ♪ Standing on our hands and jumping on our ends ♪ 173 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,462 ♪ Going flipping, doing stuff that friends can do ♪ 174 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,431 ♪ High five ♪ ♪ Let's have a pillow fight ♪ 175 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:47,699 ♪ And sleep over at each other's houses ♪ 176 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:49,835 ♪ That's not creepy ♪ 177 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:54,339 ♪♪ 178 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:57,175 [ Cheers and applause ] 179 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,378 -Give it up for Shawn Johnson! 180 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:05,450 ♪♪ 181 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:06,718 Do not go away. 182 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:07,986 We're gonna be right back with more 183 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,088 "Whose Line is it Anyway?" right after this. 184 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,960 ♪♪ 185 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,329 -Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" -- 186 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:19,831 The show where everything is made up 187 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:22,400 and the points matter none. 188 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,636 And now we're gonna play a game called "Forward Rewind." 189 00:08:24,703 --> 00:08:26,237 It features all four of our performers, 190 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:27,772 and it starts with Wayne and Colin, 191 00:08:27,839 --> 00:08:30,074 so if you guys would like to all come on down please. 192 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:31,342 You're gonna be acting out a scene, 193 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,944 but at certain points, we're gonna hear a sound 194 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,347 that instructs the performers to rewind or forward the action. 195 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,982 So can we hear those sounds, please? 196 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:39,584 -Forward! 197 00:08:39,651 --> 00:08:42,420 Rewind! 198 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,957 -You're scene is that demanding ice hockey coach, Colin, 199 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,160 is trying to out rookie player Wayne. 200 00:08:49,227 --> 00:08:50,829 He's trying him out. No he's not trying to out you. 201 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,697 - Oh! - That would be -- 202 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:54,766 -I'm here! 203 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,772 -Which would be awesome, by the way. 204 00:09:00,839 --> 00:09:02,574 No, he's trying you out for the team, 205 00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:04,943 and hot-headed star Ryan comes in to confront you 206 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:07,645 about why he has been cut from the team. 207 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,014 And then Wayne's sassy girlfriend, Nyima -- 208 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,817 Ooh, girl -- comes in to support her boyfriend. 209 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:15,386 - You know I will. - What?! 210 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,655 Away you go. 211 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,458 -Alright, part of this is also building up your endurance, 212 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,460 so skate. 213 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,162 Backwards! 214 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:27,432 -[ Canadian accent ] Okay, Coach, I'm ready. 215 00:09:27,499 --> 00:09:28,700 Tut me in, eh? - You're not ready! 216 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:29,734 - Oh! - Stand in front of 217 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:32,304 the puck machine. 218 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,576 -Rewind. 219 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,678 -Stand in front of the puck machine! 220 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,313 - Forward. - Stand in front of 221 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,481 the puck machine! 222 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:46,851 -[ Grunts ] 223 00:09:46,918 --> 00:09:48,720 That was good. 224 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,992 -Rewind. 225 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,862 Forward. - That was good. 226 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:02,567 -[ French Canadian accent ] So this must be 227 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,370 the new guy there? 228 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,538 -That's right, Frenchie. We're trying him out. 229 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,507 He's the best new player I've ever seen in my life. 230 00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:10,742 -Put her there. 231 00:10:10,809 --> 00:10:12,877 -I don't shake hands with other players. 232 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,145 -Rewind. 233 00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:15,313 -I don't shake hands with other players. 234 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,015 - Put her there. - Forward. 235 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:18,249 -Put her there. 236 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,817 -I don't shake hands with other players. 237 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:23,188 -Hey, sweetie, how's it -- whoo! 238 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,990 - Excellent balance. - Rewind. 239 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,393 - Excellent balance. - Hey, sweetie, how's it going? 240 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,461 -Forward. 241 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,562 -Hey, sweetie how's it go-- Whoo! 242 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:35,466 -Excellent balance. Now skate with her. 243 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,001 -This is cool, Coach, we can do this at home. 244 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,204 -That's right. 245 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,472 -Rewind. 246 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,074 -We can do this at home. 247 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,943 - That's right. - Forward. 248 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,244 - We do this at home. - That's right. 249 00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:48,546 -We can do this at home. 250 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,114 -[ Foreign accent ] I shall play you for her. 251 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,083 If you score on me in goal, she's mine. 252 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,685 -Wait, are you not French anymore? 253 00:10:53,752 --> 00:10:57,088 -Yes. 254 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,324 -It sounds like you're from Uganda. 255 00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,759 -Rewind, back to the top. 256 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,463 -It sounds like you're from Uganda. 257 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,098 -Wait, are you not French anymore? 258 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,768 -Wait, I shall play her for you. 259 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,036 I shall be in goal if you score on me, I get her, 260 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,672 if you don't, you get her. 261 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,377 - Yes we do. - We can do this at home, Coach. 262 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,714 -Great balance. Now skate with her. 263 00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,449 -Hey, honey, how you doing? 264 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,686 -So, you're that -- 265 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,154 Nice to meet you. 266 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,589 -He's the best player I've ever seen! 267 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:33,525 -You must be the new guy. 268 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,598 -Good job! 269 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200 -Okay, Coach. 270 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,868 -Stand in front of the puck machine. 271 00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:46,838 - Put me in, Coach. - No, you're not ready! 272 00:11:51,076 --> 00:11:53,277 -I'm here for practice, eh. 273 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,013 [ Buzzer ] 274 00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,883 [ Cheers and applause ] 275 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:06,624 -1,000 points to Ryan for the creating the first 276 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:11,129 Swedish-French hockey player from Uganda we've ever seen. 277 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:13,398 -It was an international tournament. 278 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,702 -Next up is a game called "Scenes From a Hat," 279 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,571 which is for all four performers. 280 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,405 So come on down. Ryan and Colin, 281 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:22,907 you're over there. Wayne and Nyima, 282 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,408 you're over here. 283 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,111 Before the show, we asked the audience to write down scenes 284 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,379 that they would like to see acted out 285 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,847 by our brilliant performers up here, 286 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,716 and I've got the suggestions in this hat. 287 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:32,751 You ready? 288 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,585 "Scenes you'd never see 289 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,522 on the Starship Enterprise." 290 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,194 -♪ Two black people! ♪ 291 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,463 [ Buzzer ] 292 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,836 -[ As Captain Kirk ] Why can't I get laid? 293 00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:54,572 [ Buzzer ] 294 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:02,147 -I am so drunk. 295 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,915 [ Buzzer ] 296 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:10,755 -"If they had action movie trailers for mundane jobs." 297 00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:16,161 -There's only one way that time can be fixed. 298 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,029 Just turn that way. 299 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,233 [ Buzzer ] 300 00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:28,907 -It's time to take out the garbage. 301 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,110 [ Buzzer ] 302 00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,982 -It's time for math homework. 303 00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:41,386 It just doesn't add up! 304 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,588 [ Buzzer ] 305 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,658 -Come on, get in, come on. 306 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,829 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 307 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:54,399 It's time to go to soccer practice, kids. 308 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,335 [ Buzzer ] 309 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,140 -"The spells Harry Potter tries 310 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,044 when he thinks no one is looking." 311 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,553 -Erectus giganticus. 312 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,555 [ Buzzer ] 313 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:21,492 Hermione, Hermione! 314 00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:24,295 [ Buzzer ] 315 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,297 [ Cheers and applause ] 316 00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:28,766 -Don't go away. We'll be right back for more 317 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,167 "Whose Line is it Anyway? 318 00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:32,737 Right after this. 319 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,911 -Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" -- 320 00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:41,579 The show where everything is made up 321 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,450 and the points don't matter. 322 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,318 Now we're gonna play a game called "Greatest Hits." 323 00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,053 This is a game for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne 324 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,988 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 325 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,725 on piano and guitar. Guys, come on down. 326 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,460 Now, what I need from the audience 327 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:57,662 right here is a suggestion. 328 00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:59,063 Can you give me the name of a job 329 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,399 where you get your hands dirty? 330 00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:02,901 [ Shouting suggestions ] 331 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,102 Plumber? 332 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,403 Plumber? Did I hear plumber? 333 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,737 - Plumber! - Plumber. 334 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:12,376 So the name of your album is "Songs of a Plumber." 335 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:13,978 Take it away. 336 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,080 -We'll be back to our all-turkey production of 337 00:15:16,147 --> 00:15:18,950 "Hedda Gabler" in just a second. 338 00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:22,253 But today, we have "Songs of the Plumber." 339 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,822 Interesting fact... - Hmm? 340 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,558 - plumber ends with the word "lumber," 341 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,093 but you don't use the "b." 342 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,229 -Oh, and it starts with -- 343 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,101 And it starts with "P" 344 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,171 and so does "poo," and that's what they do. 345 00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:42,606 -Ah! 346 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:45,376 Anyway, our first artist is actually one of my favorites 347 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,779 who is just, like, burst out the last couple of years 348 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:52,517 onto the national prominent place to be for singers. 349 00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:56,253 Won an Oscar for "Skyfall." I'm talking of course -- 350 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,123 - Is it Christopher Walken? - No. 351 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,225 Adele. The beautiful Adele. 352 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:02,860 I love her voice. 353 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,595 Oh, as she... 354 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,998 uses it to sing. 355 00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,801 So sit back and enjoy this incredible 356 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,937 Adele plumber-related song, 357 00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:16,474 "My Pants Don't Fit and My Crack is Out." 358 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,210 ♪♪ 359 00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:21,312 [ Laughter ] 360 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:27,651 -♪ There's a place that you've never seen ♪ 361 00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:31,956 ♪ It's right below my shirt ♪ 362 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,826 ♪ I know that maybe you're wonderin' ♪ 363 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,364 ♪ If you see it, a bell just may hurt ♪ 364 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:46,237 ♪ The circulation around my waist ♪ 365 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,239 ♪ It needs to be free ♪ 366 00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:50,074 ♪ And it gives us ♪ 367 00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:53,411 ♪ There's a crack ♪ 368 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,579 ♪ Under my pants ♪ 369 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,516 What was it? 370 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:02,186 ♪ There's a crack under ♪ 371 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:05,189 ♪ And you can't see it ♪ 372 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,926 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 373 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:13,464 ♪ Every time you look, don't look too far ♪ 374 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:18,336 ♪ Because you might see the shining brown star ♪ 375 00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:21,972 ♪ Once you look inside, there's no going back ♪ 376 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,809 ♪ You'll be drunk and deep inside ♪ 377 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:29,313 ♪ Oh, 'cause there's a crack ♪ 378 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:33,884 ♪ Way down under my back ♪ 379 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,355 ♪ And you will see it tonight ♪ 380 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:42,693 ♪ Because a little bit of my pants are too tight ♪ 381 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:46,297 ♪ The crack in the back ♪ 382 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,567 [ Laughter, applause ] 383 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,670 -That song does come with a warning. 384 00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:54,004 -Oh, yes. 385 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,807 It is a wise man that follows a shiny brown star. 386 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,210 -Oh, I know. 387 00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:01,078 I like my music a little more edgy. 388 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,580 - Oh, you do? - I love the sounds of 389 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:03,747 Macklemore. 390 00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:06,283 -Macklemore. 391 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:07,618 -You're gonna love this song, 392 00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:10,021 'cause I know you have no idea who I'm talking about. 393 00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:12,457 -[ Whispering ] Never touch me. 394 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,058 -Oh, I'm sorry. 395 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:20,264 Anyway, sit back, and you're gonna love this Macklemore hit, 396 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:22,767 "I'm Going to Charge You More than a Doctor." 397 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,102 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 398 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:30,074 -♪ I'm gonna charge you more than a doctor ♪ 399 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:35,012 ♪ It feels really good, I'mma charge you more than I oughta ♪ 400 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,882 ♪ Alright, I walked in, put my snake in my hand ♪ 401 00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:40,551 ♪ People, you just look at me, she did not understand ♪ 402 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:43,087 ♪ She said her husband, he was just chilling out of town ♪ 403 00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:45,623 ♪ So I said and I introduced myself, sat my kits down ♪ 404 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,958 ♪ I walked into the bathroom, case was really simple ♪ 405 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,628 ♪ But I was just thinking that this lady might be nuts ♪ 406 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,829 ♪ I'm lookin' at her, this place ♪ 407 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,364 ♪ It was some really good cash ♪ 408 00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,566 ♪ I'm just thinkin' maybe I might charge her a whole stash ♪ 409 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,035 ♪ Got that my money, I said, "Um, so how far" ♪ 410 00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:00,738 ♪ Charging her more than the dude that works in the ER ♪ 411 00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,307 ♪ All I do is all day when I wanna rhyme ♪ 412 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,709 ♪ Click, clock, I'm charging this chick overtime ♪ 413 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,512 ♪ He's gonna charge you more than a doctor ♪ 414 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,981 ♪ Might charge, you see ♪ 415 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,249 ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪ ♪ He might pay more money ♪ 416 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,019 ♪ Than a doctor, 'cause you get screwed ♪ 417 00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:15,953 Second verse. 418 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:16,887 ♪ So I walked in ♪ 419 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:17,855 ♪ I'm like blah, blah, blah ♪ 420 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,923 ♪ All this plumber talk ♪ 421 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,391 ♪ She didn't understand me at all ♪ 422 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,527 ♪ I'm like, "I take this, put that, that, that ♪ 423 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,527 ♪ Flush this ♪ 424 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:24,728 ♪ With that girl when I hit ♪ 425 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,096 ♪ But then I swirl mist ♪ 426 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,532 ♪ I just wait, wait, wait till the water turns blue ♪ 427 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,035 ♪ Ha, ha, bitch, I just put one over on you ♪ 428 00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,970 ♪ You don't understand, how can you be ♪ 429 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,305 ♪ Understand, stand ♪ 430 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:37,474 ♪ I'mma charge you more than I charge a doctor ♪ 431 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,443 ♪ Charge you more I charge a doctor ♪ 432 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,879 ♪ What? I charge you more than your doctor ♪ 433 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,415 Get out of here. 434 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,151 [ Buzzer ] 435 00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:48,686 [ Cheers and applause ] 436 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,488 -Join me after the break to find out who won tonight's show. 437 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,224 Don't go away! 438 00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,631 -Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 439 00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:01,899 That was the end of our show. 440 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,301 I decided that the winners tonight are Colin Mochrie 441 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,970 and Ryan Stiles, and I'd like you to both read 442 00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:07,471 the credits out with our special guest, 443 00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:11,875 Shawn Johnson, as three judges scoring a gymnastics routine. 444 00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:14,912 Thank you and goodnight. 445 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,280 -Oh, it's that Dan Patterson again. 446 00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,415 -Oh, he's fallen on the parallel bars. 447 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,451 I'm gonna have to give him a 5. 448 00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:21,786 -Can you give a minus? 449 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,521 I'm gonna give a minus Ryan Stiles. 450 00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,189 -Oh, come on, give him a 10. 451 00:20:25,256 --> 00:20:27,758 -Are you supposed to use both rings or just the one? 452 00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:28,959 - Both. - Oh, then I'm giving 453 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,194 Carrie Havel just the one. 454 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,662 -Oh, Danny Breen, he's very good. 455 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,731 - Oh, yes. - Look how he has an extension. 456 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,666 - Yeah. - Is that even a term? 457 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,802 - Jimmy Sprague's in. - Oh, yeah, I saw him. 458 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,603 -How many people are there in the Olympics? 459 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,905 -Oh. 460 00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:45,943 ♪♪