1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:02,869 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:05,505 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:09,943 On tonight's show, flying first class, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:13,480 Member of the mile high club, Heather Anne Campbell. 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,049 Crammed into coach, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:19,919 And on the no fly list, Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:23,857 And I'm Aisha Tyler, and let's have some fun. 8 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:30,730 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,332 Welcome, everybody. 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,401 Welcome to the show where everything is made up 11 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,336 and the points don't matter. 12 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,837 We've got a great show for you tonight, 13 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,573 so let's get started with a game we call "Hollywood Director," 14 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,809 which is for all four of our performers. 15 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:45,745 So come on down. 16 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,914 Heather, Ryan, and Wayne are going to be acting out 17 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:49,716 a film scene, and Colin is the director 18 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,551 who keeps giving the actors different notes 19 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:53,787 on how to improve the scene, okay? 20 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,288 And the film scene you guys are going to be doing 21 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:58,324 is that high school sports jock, Ryan, is making out with 22 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,327 sweetheart, Heather, in the school girls' locker room, 23 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,531 when he starts to turn into a werewolf. 24 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,067 -Into a what? -A werewolf. 25 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,835 -A werewolf. -A were-were? 26 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,771 -Werewolf. I like to enunciate. 27 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:16,309 And then Heather's butch, yet feminine female roommate, 28 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:19,512 Wayne, is going to come out of the showers 29 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:20,814 just in time to save her, 30 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:21,915 and I can't wait to see it happen. 31 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,583 Take it away. 32 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,824 -Ah! I got to take a break, my tongue is sore. 33 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,992 Suzie, you are quite the woman, if I may say. 34 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,527 -Thanks. I've never had somebody 35 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,396 kiss the top of my head like that before. 36 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:40,533 -Yeah. I'm working my way down. 37 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,601 I brought you a gift. 38 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,303 -Oh, my goodness. 39 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:44,971 I'll open it while that full moon comes through 40 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:46,372 those clouds over there. 41 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,007 -[ Snarls ] 42 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,147 -I just got to finished -- -[ Growls ] 43 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:57,150 -Oh, a werewolf! 44 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,485 Quick, just get away from the werewolf. 45 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,554 I'm her sexy, yet masculine roommate. 46 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,623 -Save me, Tiffany. 47 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,125 -Throw me the silver knife over there. 48 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,960 -Here. 49 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,361 No! -Oh! 50 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,263 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 51 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,831 -I'm sorry, I don't know if I was supposed to catch it. 52 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,399 Just, it seemed like something I would do. 53 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,101 -I think it was Descartes who said, 54 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,536 "I think, therefore I am." 55 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:19,005 You're actors, therefore you're crap. 56 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,109 You know what? We need something more presentational. 57 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,511 Do it like you're in a commercial. 58 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,614 Like you're in a commercial. 59 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:33,820 -[ Growls ] Say, could I borrow your hair removal product? 60 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:35,522 -It's funny you should ask. 61 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,257 This is a hair removal product that works 62 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,058 specifically on werewolves. 63 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,161 -Try it on my buttocks. 64 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,163 -Hi there. 65 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,632 ♪ Are you being threatened by a lycanthrope? ♪ 66 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,968 ♪ Is he gonna kill you when the answer was nope? ♪ 67 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,404 ♪ If you know, because the cord, just pull it ♪ 68 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:54,507 Get him away with Silver Bullet, breath spray. 69 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,310 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 70 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,712 [ Cheers and applause ] 71 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,982 No. -Technically it all made sense. 72 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,084 -Technically I don't want it to make sense. 73 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,287 -You spit on me. -I don't care if I spit on you! 74 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,556 If I want, I can poo on you. 75 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,191 I am the director! 76 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,593 -That's not right. -Alright. 77 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:14,861 -Who are you? 78 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,297 -Here's the thing. You need a little more energy. 79 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,965 But I don't want you to be too energetic. 80 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,200 I want you to pull it back a bit. 81 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,402 So do it as frisky old people. 82 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,909 -Oh, no, no, no. -Oh. 83 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,146 -Sorry. 84 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,747 -Sorry about that. 85 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:38,484 -I love making sex with you. 86 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,422 -That's as close as I come to making sex. 87 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:43,723 -What is it? -[ Growls ] 88 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:45,959 -No. -[ Growls ] 89 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,360 -Oh no. 90 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:52,398 -[ Imitating whirring ] 91 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:55,935 [ Cheers and applause ] 92 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:59,072 -[ Growls ] 93 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,241 [ Buzzer ] 94 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:05,712 [ Cheers and applause ] 95 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,485 -Uh, 1,000 points all around, 96 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:15,755 plus bonus points to Colin for threatening to poop on Wayne. 97 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,390 [ Laughter ] 98 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,559 Alright, now we're going to play a game called "Sound Effects," 99 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,928 and this is a game for Ryan and Colin. 100 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:23,796 [ Cheers and applause ] 101 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,999 And they're going to need the help of two volunteers 102 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,401 from the audience, and I'm going to go get them now. 103 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:33,673 [ Cheers and applause ] 104 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,408 -Hi! Hi! What's your name? 105 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,509 -Raleigh. 106 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,910 -Raleigh, would you like to do this? 107 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,580 I don't care, you're doing it anyway. 108 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,182 Oh, yes, okay, hold on, tell me your name. 109 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,584 -Annette. -Annette, come on 110 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,186 with me, Annette. 111 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,622 Alright, Annette and Raleigh, 112 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:53,826 head down and join Colin and Ryan up on stage. 113 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,996 -Raleigh? Raleigh, nice to meet you. 114 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,865 -Raleigh, here's a microphone for you. 115 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,900 Annette, here's a microphone for you. 116 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:04,971 And here's how this works, okay? 117 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,140 Ryan and Colin are going to perform a scene, 118 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,408 and Annette and Raleigh, 119 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,009 you're going to provide the sound effects. 120 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,544 Raleigh, you'll be doing the sounds for Colin, 121 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,479 and, Annette, you'll be doing the sounds for Ryan. 122 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,148 And the scene is that, Ryan and Colin, 123 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,849 you are two big city fire fighters 124 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,818 checking out your gear in the station, 125 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,553 when you get an emergency call that a fire 126 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,589 has broken out at the zoo. 127 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,659 -Come here, boy. -[ Barking ] 128 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,262 -We got to get a bigger dog. -I know. 129 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,465 But it's been a lucky symbol, the fire hall chihuahua. 130 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,300 -He has. 131 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,735 -I'm just going to clean the fire truck 132 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,203 with my high powered hose. -Alright. 133 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,573 -[ Imitating whooshing ] [ Barking ] 134 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,175 -I'll just turn it up a little higher. 135 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,844 [ Imitating whooshing ] 136 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,813 My hose has asthma. 137 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,682 [ Laughter ] 138 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,151 -Well, it's almost clean. I just got to wax the pole. 139 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,386 -[ Squeaking ] 140 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:57,056 -Mice! Mice everywhere! 141 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,458 The Chihuahua does nothing! 142 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:01,661 -I know. Oh, was that the alarm? 143 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,396 [ Imitating alarms ] 144 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,765 -Did we pay our power bill? 145 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,568 -I don't know. Oh, there must be a fire. 146 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,136 -I guess so. 147 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:13,039 -I'll call the fire chief and see if there's any information. 148 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,173 -Alright. 149 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,076 -Ring, ring, ring, ring. Ring. Ring, ring. 150 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,578 -Anything? -No, he's not there. 151 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,713 -[ Barking ] 152 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,281 -Hello? 153 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,951 -Hi. -Hi. How are you? 154 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:26,753 Where's the fire? 155 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:30,156 -Downtown. -Alright, is it near the zoo? 156 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,125 -Very close to the zoo. -Oh, it's at the zoo. 157 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,093 -Yes, it's at the zoo. -Alright, thanks. 158 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,595 Youngest fire chief we've ever had. 159 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:38,297 [ Applause ] 160 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,799 -We got to go to the zoo? -Yeah. 161 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:43,102 -Alright. Let me duct tape the Chihuahua to the front. 162 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,771 -[ Barking ] 163 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:45,872 -Shut up! 164 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,241 Alright, let's go. Start it up. 165 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,776 -Wait, I just have to close my door. 166 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,144 -Chsh, chsh. 167 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,546 -It's wet. Dry it off, it's wet. -Alright, alright. 168 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,182 -Start up. -[ Imitating engine ] 169 00:06:57,016 --> 00:07:00,019 -I'll push. 170 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,621 -I'll put on the siren. 171 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,290 [ Imitating siren ] 172 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:05,958 -Oh, spooky. 173 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,360 -Yeah. 174 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,395 -Here we are. 175 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,863 -Oh, look, the animals are panicking. 176 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,265 The elephant. 177 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,600 Not doing much at all. 178 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:17,069 -Already dead, we're too late. 179 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,538 The monkeys. 180 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,206 [ Imitating monkeys chittering ] 181 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,908 -Two left. -Alright. 182 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,143 I'm going to take the ax and cut down the gate here 183 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,211 and let the animals out. 184 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:27,914 -Alright. -Chsh, chsh. 185 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,817 -I'm sorry, I've had a cold. 186 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,920 -Try to concentrate. -I'm allergic to apes! 187 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,689 -Forget it. I'm going to use my gun. 188 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:38,191 -Boom. 189 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,258 [ Laughter ] 190 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,061 -That's good. Alright. 191 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,996 Careful, careful. -What? 192 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,398 -Don't look over your right shoulder. 193 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:46,899 There's a lion right there. 194 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,435 -[ Murmuring ] 195 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,336 -He's sick. 196 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:52,038 -[ Growls softly ] 197 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,806 -It's all right. 198 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,741 I brought a tranquilizer dart. 199 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,077 I'll just put it in my blow gun. 200 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,313 -Poof. 201 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:03,316 -[ Snoring ] -It didn't even -- 202 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:05,585 [ Buzzer ] 203 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:09,822 [ Cheers and applause ] 204 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,458 -That was awesome, you guys. Thank you. 205 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,060 Give it up for Raleigh and Annette! 206 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,729 You guys, awesome! 207 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:18,998 Raleigh and Annette. 208 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,466 [ Cheers and applause ] 209 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,901 Do not go away. 210 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:24,303 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 211 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,539 right after this. 212 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,579 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 213 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,282 where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 214 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,783 Now we're going to play a game which is called 215 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,552 "Questions With Hats," which is for all four 216 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:42,288 of our performers, so come on down and get your hats. 217 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,423 [ Cheers and applause ] 218 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,692 So Heather and Wayne are going to begin a scene, 219 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:49,128 but they can only speak in questions, okay. 220 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:50,897 And I'm going to buzz them when one of them goes wrong, 221 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,766 and the person behind them will step in and take their place. 222 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,868 However, each time they come into the scene, 223 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,137 they have to assume a different character, 224 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,872 according to the hat they're wearing. 225 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,441 And the winners are those still standing at the end. 226 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,544 So, guys, the scene you're going to be playing 227 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,112 is that you're in a college dorm 228 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,681 on the first day back from vacation, 229 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,917 where some foreign students have arrived. 230 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,585 Take it away. 231 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:19,191 -Am I late for the beginning of the semester? 232 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,328 -Where do you get your curls? 233 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,163 They're gorgeous. 234 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:26,299 [ Buzzer ] 235 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:33,739 -[ Irish accent ] Would you know the way to the Dean's office? 236 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,242 -Aren't you a tall drink of water? 237 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,544 -Would you like to touch my lucky charms? 238 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:42,882 -Yes. 239 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,985 [ Buzzer ] 240 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:49,755 -Are you lost? -Anyone need a can opener? 241 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,592 -Did someone call for you? -What's your problem? 242 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,926 -Do I seem to have a problem? 243 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,928 [ Buzzer ] 244 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,097 -Do you? 245 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,334 -What the hell is wrong with my head? 246 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,536 -How much time do you have? 247 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,439 -How much is left in the day? 248 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,774 [ Buzzer ] 249 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,811 -[ Spanish accent ] Excuse me. 250 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,580 Is it possible for you to escort me to the lunch room? 251 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,315 [ Laughter ] 252 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,984 [ Buzzer ] 253 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,520 -[ English accent ] Ooh, would you know the way 254 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,689 to the ladies dorm? 255 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,225 -Shall I escort you? 256 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,661 -Aren't you a gentleman? 257 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,896 -Aren't you a gentleman? 258 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,331 -Who told you? 259 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,833 -Have you been to the Philippines? 260 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,602 -Are you going to take me there? 261 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,837 -First class? 262 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,206 -Around the world? 263 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,741 -Uh... 264 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,677 [ Laughter ] 265 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,247 -Oh, are you in the military? 266 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,487 [ Buzzer ] 267 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,527 -Those are my suitcases. My name's Brad. 268 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,029 What the hell? [ Buzzer ] 269 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,731 [ Laughter ] 270 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,267 [ Applause ] 271 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,037 -Oh, my. 272 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,372 -Are you a man or a woman? 273 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,142 -Close your eyes and take a guess. 274 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,345 [ Buzzer ] 275 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,348 [ Cheers and applause ] 276 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,922 -Well, clearly 1,000 points to Ryan Stiles 277 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,391 just for whatever just happened. 278 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,860 And, um, I don't know. 279 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,896 I'm going to give you an "E" for effort, Wayne, 280 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,532 for just not falling into the stereotypical thing 281 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,700 with the Asian hat and the pony. 282 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:41,901 You didn't know what you were going to do. 283 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,502 -Oh, that's an Asian hat? 284 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,870 [ Laughter ] 285 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:48,507 No, I thought it was a ceremonial brother braid. 286 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,010 -Yes. 287 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,312 We're going to play a game right now called "Scenes From a Hat." 288 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,916 [ Cheers and applause ] 289 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,251 Wayne, Heather, and Colin and Ryan, 290 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:02,121 come on down to your positions. 291 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,489 Yes. 292 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,858 Now, before the show, we asked the audience 293 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,960 to write down scenes they'd like to see acted out 294 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:11,864 by the performers, and I have the suggestions in this hat. 295 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,299 I'm going to read them out, we're going to see 296 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,901 how many you guys can act out for the audience. 297 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,503 Are you ready? 298 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:21,006 "If love songs were about life's embarrassments." 299 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,311 -♪ Baby ♪ 300 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,379 ♪ Baby, I farted ♪ 301 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,348 [ Buzzer ] 302 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,722 -♪ I don't know where to put my stuff ♪ 303 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,157 ♪ In you ♪ 304 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,092 [ Buzzer ] 305 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,033 -♪ De, de, de, de, remember when I said I'd pay for lunch? ♪ 306 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,870 ♪ We'll I'm broke, de, de, de, de, I'm broke ♪ 307 00:12:54,273 --> 00:13:00,146 -♪ I've lost control of my bowels ♪ 308 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:04,650 [ Cheers and applause ] 309 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,953 -"Discarded scenes from famous movies." 310 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,358 -Uh, yeah, hey, Dorothy. Welcome. 311 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,494 I'm a Munchkin. 312 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,263 And, uh, you look good. 313 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,699 [ Laughter ] 314 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,908 -[ As E.T. ] Elliott... 315 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,709 I farted. 316 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,712 [ Buzzer ] 317 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,016 -You had me at, "Put your hands up, 318 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,984 or I'll pistol whip you." 319 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,986 [ Buzzer ] 320 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,191 -[ Groans ] 321 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,461 Isn't that supposed to come out of my chest? 322 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,564 [ Buzzer ] 323 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:59,238 -"If medical exams were carried out by celebrities." 324 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,576 -I'm Morgan Freeman, your doctor. 325 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:06,412 I'll be making an incision right over here. 326 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,849 There's a small beach in Mexico, where you'll be able to go 327 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,750 to find yourself a little box. 328 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,620 Inside that box, there's a scalpel. 329 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,522 That scalpel is the one that you'll be able 330 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,791 to use on yourself, 331 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,060 and hopefully it will bring you good luck and cheer. 332 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,161 I should shut the hell up. 333 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,463 [ Buzzer ] 334 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,235 -I'm David Copperfield. 335 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,604 Cough. 336 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,873 [ Buzzer ] 337 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:43,115 -[ Imitating Wookie ] 338 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,417 [ Buzzer ] 339 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,823 -You got a bad heart. 340 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,792 [ Buzzer ] 341 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,299 Uh-oh. 342 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,935 [ Buzzer ] 343 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,307 -"Things you don't want to hear on a cruise." 344 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,911 -Welcome to Titanic 2. 345 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:12,778 [ Laughter ] 346 00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:14,546 [ Buzzer ] 347 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,816 [ Cheers and applause ] 348 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,984 -Do not go away. 349 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,352 We'll be right back with more 350 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,888 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 351 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,897 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 352 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,833 where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 353 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,069 Now we're going to play a game called "Greatest Hits." 354 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,972 This is a game for Colin, Ryan, and Wayne, 355 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,308 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 356 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,676 [ Cheers and applause ] 357 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,112 Now, Ryan and Colin are two TV voice-over artists 358 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,214 talking about the latest compilation album, 359 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,750 and Wayne is going to be singing snippets of the songs. 360 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,719 And I need a suggestion from the audience here. 361 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,755 So could you give me a place where teenagers hang out? 362 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,892 [ Shouting suggestions ] 363 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:03,262 -The mall. The mall. 364 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,797 Yeah. -The mall. 365 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,398 -The mall. I feel like teenagers hang out at the mall. 366 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,133 So here is your song. It's your new hit album... 367 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,769 -In the mall. -"The Mall." 368 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,870 Take it away. 369 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,939 -Hi. We'll be right back to our documentary 370 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,709 on Bloodsucking Cows, 371 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,645 "The Vampire Dairies," in just a second. 372 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,381 [ Laughter ] 373 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,784 You know, I love to dance. 374 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,453 -You do? I didn't know that about you. 375 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,520 -Dancing is in my blood, 376 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,755 it's in my life, it's in my feet, 377 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:33,792 because that's where I do most of my dancing. 378 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,327 And I love the dance pop sounds, 379 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,897 the pop dance sounds of a special Ms. Nicki Minaj. 380 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,066 -Oh, on a hot day, if I'm driving down the road, 381 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,735 I'll see a Minaj once in a while. 382 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:46,538 I'll be, "Oh, my God, oh..." 383 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,774 Hot, if it's hot. You know? 384 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,179 -I could have been a lawyer. 385 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:58,384 Anyway, sit back and enjoy this wonderful Nicki Minaj song, 386 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,586 "I Got Sick In The Food Court." 387 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,489 [ Up-tempo music playing ] 388 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:08,994 ♪♪ 389 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,730 -♪ I'm on ♪ 390 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,866 ♪ So I pulled up on a day of shopping ♪ 391 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,401 ♪ Everything that I want to do ♪ 392 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:19,371 ♪ I buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy ♪ 393 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,540 ♪ So, where's my Danish? Oh, my goodness gracious ♪ 394 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,308 ♪ What am I gonna put in my face? ♪ 395 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,310 ♪ I sit down and then, oh, woozy ♪ 396 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,146 ♪ Oh, my goodness, let me order sushi ♪ 397 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,114 ♪ Eat, eat, wanna eat it up, up ♪ 398 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,983 ♪ Wanna eat it up, when it goes, had enough, nuff ♪ 399 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,218 ♪ Oh, my goodness, oh, it's a trick ♪ 400 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:34,653 ♪ Mm, more sushi, got sick ♪ 401 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,821 ♪ Yes, you see ♪ 402 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,922 ♪ How can it be? ♪ 403 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,957 [ Singing indistinctly ] 404 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,526 ♪ Oh, I'm sitting here and know that ♪ 405 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,862 ♪ I got sick in the food, food, food, food court ♪ 406 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,664 ♪ Oh, my, food, food, food, food court ♪ 407 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,766 ♪ In the food, food, food, food court ♪ 408 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,701 ♪ And you make me want to hurl ♪ 409 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,837 ♪ In the food, food, food, food court ♪ 410 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,338 ♪ Food, food, food, food court ♪ 411 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,774 ♪ Splarge, food, food, food, food court ♪ 412 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,776 ♪ Never eat sushi from the mall, y'all ♪ 413 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,012 Rah! 414 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,747 [ Cheers and applause ] 415 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:06,718 -[ Chuckles ] 416 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,454 -I was thinking Neil Young. 417 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,988 -Oh, well. 418 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,790 'Cause I would hate to wake up next to that. 419 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,492 -Yeah. 420 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,662 You know, recently -- well, in the last 20 years, 421 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,630 I went to the Land of the Rising Sun. 422 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,466 -Oh, Pomona. -Yes. 423 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,835 [ Laughter ] 424 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:27,072 And there I met a tourist agent who gave me tickets to Japan. 425 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,575 -Oh, Japan. -And there, I became a big fan 426 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,777 of Japanese pop. 427 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,146 -Can't drink it. I get gassy. -No, no, it's not that. 428 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,581 -What? -It's the music. 429 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,949 -Oh, it is? -Yes. 430 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,585 Oh, I tell you, once you hear this... 431 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,886 you'll have heard it. 432 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,155 [ Laughter ] 433 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,757 So sit back and prepare to get fascinated 434 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:50,028 by the Japanese pop song, "Trapped On an Escalator." 435 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,197 [ Up-tempo music playing ] 436 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:56,535 ♪♪ 437 00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:00,906 [ Singing in faux Japanese ] 438 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,177 ♪♪ 439 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,813 [ Continues in faux Japanese ] 440 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,583 Alright, some time, fun time, rock and roll! 441 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,953 [ Continues in faux Japanese ] 442 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,790 And I don't -- is something all right? 443 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,425 ♪ So what can I do? ♪ 444 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,327 ♪ Oh, say, what do you do? ♪ 445 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:26,398 [ Singing in faux Japanese ] 446 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,935 ♪ Trapped on the elevator, escalator later ♪ 447 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,503 ♪ Godzilla, see you later ♪ 448 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,672 ♪ No more player hater ♪ 449 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,407 ♪ On an escalator ♪ 450 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,142 ♪ Oh, me, escalator ♪ 451 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,111 ♪ I'm on an escalator ♪ 452 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,580 ♪ Number one, number one guy, me! ♪ 453 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,916 [ Cheers and applause ] 454 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,119 [ Buzzer ] 455 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,620 -Don't go away. 456 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,989 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 457 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,892 And I'll tell you who won right after this. 458 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,867 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 459 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,702 where I've decided that tonight's winners are 460 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,003 the very tall Ryan Stiles 461 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,672 and the very short Heather Anne Campbell. 462 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,940 -Short? -And you get to read the credits 463 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,809 out as two gossipy women at the beauty salon. 464 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,411 Thank you for watching. Good night. 465 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:13,579 [ Cheers and applause ] 466 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,780 -Oh, my God. 467 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,081 -Did I tell you what Mark Leveson said to me? 468 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,082 -No, you didn't. 469 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,684 -He took my daughter out one evening. 470 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,452 -Did he? -Horrible man. 471 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,621 Wayne Brady will never be allowed in this studio again. 472 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,756 He's doesn't have hair anymore. -If I was Jed Leventhall -- 473 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,058 You remember him from down the street? 474 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,960 -Oh, I do, I do. -He was a real Ruth Wallace. 475 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,062 -I am the one burnt Colin Mochrie's hair off. 476 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,430 I left him under the dryer too long. 477 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,764 -Oh, my goodness. -I did. 478 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,399 -You know, if I was Neil Sidwell, 479 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,567 I would come to this place more often. 480 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:36,668 -No! -Yes, I would. 481 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,036 -Oh, my God. -It's absolutely true. 482 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,638 -You know, Kris Sheets has been in here before. 483 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:40,806 I don't like that last name, Sheets. 484 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,608 Sounds dirty. -I don't like Jeff Wurst. 485 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,078 -Jeff Wurst? He's the worst. -Yeah, he's the worst. 486 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,114 -- Captions by VITAC --